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Hi, Darrin.
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Hi, Larry.
All set for your trip?
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Mm-hm. Leave tonight.
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Be in London tomorrow morning,
Paris tomorrow night.
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I'm afraid that's one
of the disadvantages
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of having a top designer
for a client.
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Mm-hm.
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I'd like to get out of it,
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but I figure it's good business
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to go and look at
his spring collection.
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Yeah, it's tough having to go
to dull places
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like London and Paris.
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Oh, this is no pleasure trip,
especially this year.
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My wife insists
on coming with me.
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Look, if you're that much
against the trip,
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why don't you send me instead?
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Darrin, you're my best friend.
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I wouldn't send my worst enemy
on a trip with Louise.
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So I know you won't mind.
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I had a feeling you were
leading up to something.
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I do have a few loose ends
that need looking after
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and I wondered if you could take
care of them while I'm gone.
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If you're going to be
slaving away in Paris,
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it's the least I could do.
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Now, Susan.
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Well, au revoir.
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And tour jeté... I think.
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[♪♪♪]
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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Hello?
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DARRIN: Honey, I'm afraid
I won't be able
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to take you to dinner tonight.
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Larry just dumped a load
of urgent work on my desk.
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Oh, well...
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That's all right, darling.
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Maybe tomorrow?
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Better not make any plans, Sam.
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I'm afraid you're going to
have to amuse yourself
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for the next few days.
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Bye, darling.
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[GUNFIRE]
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[ROMANTIC THEME PLAYING]
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ENDORA: Red queen
on the black king.
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Oh, thank you.
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Mother!
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Oh, am I glad to see you!
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What's wrong?
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Can't I be glad
to see my own mother
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without something being wrong?
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Oh, really?
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Bored, eh?
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I knew it was going to happen
sooner or later.
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It's not that.
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Darrin's been working
very hard lately.
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I've been sort of lonely,
that's all.
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I've hardly seen him
the last few days.
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The situation is obvious,
Samantha.
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Busy husband, neglected wife
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vegetating in front
of the telly set.
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Finito!
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That's what I like
about your visits, Mother.
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You always bring
a ray of sunshine
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into my drab existence.
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That's what mothers
are for, dear.
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You just say the word
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and I'll take you away
from all of this.
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Good idea!
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Really?
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But only for lunch.
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Well, at least that's a start.
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Well, where would
you like to go?
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We can go to the cozy
Have-a-Snack.
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It's nothing fancy,
but it's not far from here.
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The cozy Have-a-Snack?
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Oh, darling, you've got
to be kidding.
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We can go to a restaurant
in town if you like.
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I have a better idea.
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I know of
a marvelous little bistro
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that serves the most
divine cheese soufflé.
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Sounds wonderful.
Where is it?
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On the Left Bank.
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Left bank of what?
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Of Paris.
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Where did you think?
The left bank of Flushing?
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Paris. We can't go there.
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Why not?
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Mother, you know very well
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Darrin doesn't like me
to do those things.
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Oh, well. It's a pity.
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Paris is so lovely
this time of year.
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Remember?
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Yes, I remember.
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Oh, the trees are budding
in the Champs Élysées.
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The sidewalk cafés
are crowded with people.
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The children are playing
in the Bois de Boulogne.
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No, Mother.
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Oh, you'll be back
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before he gets home for dinner.
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He's not coming home for dinner.
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Oh, well, then,
really, Samantha.
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You are being ridiculous.
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I'm trying to be a good wife.
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Well, aren't good wives allowed
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to have lunch
with their mothers?
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Of course they are.
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Well, what difference
does it make
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where they have it?
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It's not that at all.
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Well, I suppose you mean
now that you're married
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what was once between us
is no more?
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All right, Mother.
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We will go.
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Wonderful!
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But we can't be too long.
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Is that understood?
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Understood.
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Last one to the
boulevard St-Germain
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is a rotten egg.
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That's my gal!
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[LAUGHS]
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Isn't quite the same.
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No. He had to.
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Mesdames?
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Oh, deux cafés, s'il vous plaît.
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Oui, madame.
C'est tout?
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Une demi-tasse pour moi,
s'il vous plaît.
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Bien, madame.
Merci.
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Well, I think it's been
a divine lunch, hasn't it?
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Just marvelous.
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But I remember
the salade niçoise
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as being a little better
the last time we were here.
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When were we here last, anyway?
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Two or three years ago, I think.
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That summer you and I spent
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a couple of weeks
on the Italian riviera.
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La Spezia, I believe.
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Yes, I remember.
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No, it wasn't La Spezia.
It was Portofino.
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Oh, yes! The count from Genoa!
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Lord Fredo. Of course!
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Oh, followed you all over Italy.
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"Fly with me to the moon,
Endora,"
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he used to say.
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[LAUGHS]
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Finally, one night I agreed.
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Poor chap, he had
a nervous breakdown.
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We were only halfway there.
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Oh, we have had good times,
haven't we?
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Yes, we have.
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Don't you sometimes miss
all this, Samantha?
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Not really.
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I have other things
that make up for it.
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Like a snappy game of solitaire?
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Topped off by a gourmet lunch
at the cozy Have-a-Snack?
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Now, let's not go
into that again.
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By all means let's not.
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Come on.
On to the fashion show.
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No fashion shows.
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I left a whole pile of laundry
on the ironing board.
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Oh, now, Samantha, no woman,
witch nor mortal,
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ever visits Paris or leaves
without buying a dress.
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It would be a betrayal
of our whole sex.
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Let's go.
Ah!
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Larry, can you imagine
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how sensational I'd look
in that dress?
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Well, the packaging can only do
so much for a product, dear.
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Oh, you, always
thinking of business.
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Oh, Mother.
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Isn't that beautiful?
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Oh, yes. You'd look marvelous
in a dress like that, Samantha.
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Oh, if I ever walked in
in a dress like that
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Darrin's eyeballs would fall
right out of his head.
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I doubt if he'd know
a Dior from a gunnysack.
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Mother, that's not very nice.
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Come on, let's find a seat.
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Mother!
What?
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Let's get out of here.
Why?
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Never mind.
I'll explain later. Come on.
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Samantha?
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Samantha?
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Hi.
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It is you.
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I thought it was you
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but I couldn't be sure.
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Oh, what a surprise.
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Wait till Louise sees you.
Come on over.
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[LAUGHS]
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Louise, look who's here.
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Samantha.
Samantha Stephens!
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What on earth are you doing
in Paris?
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Hello, Louise.
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Oh, I just flew in.
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LARRY:
Look at her face.
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Absolutely stunned!
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Quite a surprise seeing us, eh?
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Oh, yes. You're the last people
I wanted...
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Expected to see.
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I don't believe we've met
your charming companion.
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Who?
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Oh.
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Oh, this is my mother.
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This is Larry Tate
and Louise Tate.
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How do you do?
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Mr. Tate is
Darrin's employer.
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Oh, really?
Isn't that amusing?
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That we should
bump into each other.
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Oh.
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Darrin didn't say anything
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about you coming to Paris.
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Oh, well, he's been
working a lot lately
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and I've been
more or less alone,
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so of course when Mother...
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I convinced Samantha
to make the trip with me.
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Yes. It all happened
very suddenly.
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Just like... that.
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Well, we're going
to have to celebrate.
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Celebrate?
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Sure! Make a night of it.
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A night of it?
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Uh, no.
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I mean, I don't think
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I can.
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Oh, now, Samantha, no excuses.
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LARRY:
That's right.
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Darrin would never forgive us
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if we didn't take care of you
while you were here.
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Now, where can we pick you up?
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Well, I-I think
it might be easier
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if we met at your place.
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All right.
The Plaza Athenée.
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How would you like
to pop in about 8:30?
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I'd love it.
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[LOUISE LAUGHS]
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Well, I think it's
absolutely wonderful of you
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to get Darrin to let you
come to Paris without him.
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Samantha?
Hmm?
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Oh, yes, it was.
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What did you do
to get him to agree?
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Well, we really didn't
talk about it that much.
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Did you hear that, Larry?
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It took me eight years
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to get you to bring me to Paris,
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but they didn't even talk
about it that much.
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Well, neither did we.
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I can remember weeks
when we didn't talk at all.
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Would you excuse me
for a moment?
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Of course.
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Would you like company?
Oh, no.
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I mean, well,
that's very sweet of you,
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but your dinner might get cold,
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and, well, I'll be back
in a second.
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Samantha doesn't seem quite
herself tonight, does she?
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Oh, for goodness sakes, Larry.
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She's still a bride,
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and this is
her first separation.
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Isn't that right, Endora?
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I imagine she's very lonesome
for Donald.
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Who?
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00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:07,725
I beg your pardon?
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00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,660
You mean Darrin.
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Oh, yes. Yes, of course.
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I've got a great idea.
263
00:12:13,833 --> 00:12:15,533
Let's phone Darrin
264
00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:16,834
and tell him what's happened.
265
00:12:16,836 --> 00:12:19,370
Marvelous! Isn't that
a wonderful idea, Endora?
266
00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:22,874
No, I wouldn't do that.
Why not?
267
00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:23,974
Oh, I don't know.
268
00:12:23,976 --> 00:12:25,777
Change of time, the hour,
you know?
269
00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:27,344
Well, it's early back there.
270
00:12:27,346 --> 00:12:28,713
Garçon!
271
00:12:28,715 --> 00:12:31,081
I'll get a telephone
right here on the table.
272
00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:32,617
It'll put Darrin's mind at ease
273
00:12:32,619 --> 00:12:34,685
when he knows we're taking care
of you two.
274
00:12:34,687 --> 00:12:36,788
Won't he be surprised?
275
00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:40,324
Oh, he'll be surprised
all right.
276
00:12:55,074 --> 00:12:56,073
Darrin?
277
00:12:56,075 --> 00:12:57,608
I was wondering how late
278
00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,343
you're gonna have
to work tonight.
279
00:12:59,345 --> 00:13:01,178
Pretty late, I'm afraid, honey.
280
00:13:01,180 --> 00:13:02,680
Bear with me another day, huh?
281
00:13:02,682 --> 00:13:04,482
I should have the work
cleaned up by then.
282
00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:06,216
Oh, I understand, dear.
283
00:13:06,218 --> 00:13:07,919
Thank you, darling.
284
00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:09,554
What have you been up to today?
285
00:13:09,556 --> 00:13:11,021
Me?
286
00:13:11,023 --> 00:13:12,389
Well, nothing much.
287
00:13:12,391 --> 00:13:14,926
I've been... looking
at a few dresses.
288
00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:17,061
You sound funny.
Is something wrong?
289
00:13:17,063 --> 00:13:20,030
Wrong? No, no, of course not.
290
00:13:20,032 --> 00:13:22,500
I just...
291
00:13:22,502 --> 00:13:24,435
I miss you, darling.
292
00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:26,771
Look, to heck with work.
293
00:13:26,773 --> 00:13:27,905
I'm gonna come on home.
294
00:13:27,907 --> 00:13:30,174
No, no, no.
Now, don't do that.
295
00:13:30,176 --> 00:13:32,142
It's important
that you finish your work.
296
00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:33,277
I'll see you later.
297
00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:34,879
Goodbye.
298
00:13:38,885 --> 00:13:41,285
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
299
00:13:41,287 --> 00:13:42,319
Hello?
300
00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:43,788
Hello? Who's this?
301
00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:45,289
This is Samantha.
302
00:13:45,291 --> 00:13:48,092
Samantha?
303
00:13:48,094 --> 00:13:49,560
Yes. Who's this?
304
00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:52,262
OPERATOR: Is this 555-7328?
305
00:13:52,264 --> 00:13:53,664
Yes, it is.
306
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:56,767
A Mr. Larry Tate is calling you
from Paris, France.
307
00:13:56,769 --> 00:13:58,402
Oops.
308
00:14:01,641 --> 00:14:05,442
Operator, did you get me
the right number?
309
00:14:05,444 --> 00:14:07,778
OPERATOR: We are checking
that number, monsieur.
310
00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:09,780
What's the matter?
311
00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:12,583
I could have sworn
it was Samantha.
312
00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:14,619
It hardly seems possible.
313
00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:16,587
I know it, but when
I asked her who it was,
314
00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:18,188
she said Samantha.
315
00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:20,491
At least, I thought
she said Samantha.
316
00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:22,994
Oh, they just gave you
the wrong number.
317
00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:24,896
I'm sorry, monsieur, your number
318
00:14:24,898 --> 00:14:26,898
is now reported
not to answer at all.
319
00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:28,132
Oh, thank you, operator.
320
00:14:28,134 --> 00:14:29,600
Oh, hold on a moment, will you?
321
00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:30,868
You know, come to think of it,
322
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,436
considering
the difference in time
323
00:14:32,438 --> 00:14:33,604
and all the work I left him,
324
00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:35,305
Darrin's probably
still at the office.
325
00:14:35,307 --> 00:14:36,440
I'll place a call there.
326
00:14:36,442 --> 00:14:38,208
Operator, would you
please try to get me
327
00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:41,412
555-6059?
328
00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:43,748
That's it, operator.
Thank you.
329
00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:46,283
Larry just thought
he spoke to you on the phone.
330
00:14:46,285 --> 00:14:47,284
Me?
331
00:14:47,286 --> 00:14:48,352
[LAUGHS]
332
00:14:48,354 --> 00:14:50,120
We have a surprise
for you, haven't we?
333
00:14:50,122 --> 00:14:51,556
Oh, yes. A beauty.
334
00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:52,690
Hello?
335
00:14:52,692 --> 00:14:53,925
Hello, Darrin?
336
00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:56,794
Hey, boy.
337
00:14:56,796 --> 00:14:59,396
This is Larry Tate,
calling from Paris.
338
00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:01,165
Oh, Larry, how are you?
339
00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:04,602
Fine! Have I got
a surprise for you.
340
00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:08,673
You'll never guess who's sitting
next to me right here in Paris!
341
00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:11,308
Samantha!
342
00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:13,444
Wait, wait!
343
00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:15,880
Go on.
Talk to your husband.
344
00:15:15,882 --> 00:15:18,482
He's all yours!
345
00:15:18,484 --> 00:15:21,351
Go on, Samantha!
Darrin's on the other end.
346
00:15:21,353 --> 00:15:23,821
Oh, Sam!
347
00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:26,624
How? Where are you?
348
00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:28,492
Darrin?
349
00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:31,762
Oh, hi, darling.
It's Samantha.
350
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:35,099
S-Sam? How did you...?
When did...?
351
00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:38,102
Oh, yes, I'm having
a wonderful time!
352
00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:40,237
Sam, when...? How...?
353
00:15:40,239 --> 00:15:41,438
Who...?
354
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:43,474
Well, I just can't wait
to get home
355
00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:46,310
and tell you all about my trip.
356
00:15:46,312 --> 00:15:48,579
Trip? Trip to...?
357
00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:49,647
Where are you right...?
358
00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:52,049
I love you too, sweetheart.
359
00:15:52,051 --> 00:15:53,517
Goodbye!
360
00:15:54,921 --> 00:15:56,821
Sam?
361
00:16:00,026 --> 00:16:02,093
Well, was he surprised?
362
00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:05,663
Oh, yes. He was surprised.
363
00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:07,965
I bet that just about
made his day.
364
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,467
Just about.
365
00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:13,337
Yes.
366
00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:36,493
I'm sorry, darling.
I got home as soon as I could.
367
00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:38,395
That's all right.
That's all right.
368
00:16:38,397 --> 00:16:41,032
I needed time to
work things out.
369
00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:42,633
You look lovely.
370
00:16:42,635 --> 00:16:45,736
Well, it's just
a little something...
371
00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:48,438
Well, you see, we had dinner
with the Tates.
372
00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:49,874
Mm-hm.
373
00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:52,176
You're not angry with me?
374
00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:55,612
Angry? How can I
be angry?
375
00:16:55,614 --> 00:16:57,715
I don't understand.
376
00:16:57,717 --> 00:16:58,949
I added things up,
377
00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:00,951
then I stood back,
took a look at the total.
378
00:17:00,953 --> 00:17:04,121
Saving three cents a can
on waxed beans is, well...
379
00:17:04,123 --> 00:17:06,857
What kind of a thrill is that
for someone like you?
380
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,693
Darrin, have you been drinking?
381
00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:10,260
Your mother is right.
382
00:17:10,262 --> 00:17:12,496
You have been drinking!
383
00:17:12,498 --> 00:17:13,898
Just enough for me to see things
384
00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:16,300
in their proper perspective.
385
00:17:16,302 --> 00:17:19,536
You can't expect to snatch
an eagle out of the sky,
386
00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:21,739
tie it to the ground,
clip its wings
387
00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:24,541
and expect it to walk around
with a smile on its beak.
388
00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:26,110
Please let me explain.
389
00:17:26,112 --> 00:17:27,578
Well, there's
no need to explain.
390
00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:28,679
I understand perfectly.
391
00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:31,182
I'm sorry about
what happened today.
392
00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:33,017
No one can blame you for that.
393
00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:37,021
This is a poor swap
for Europe, glamour and gaiety.
394
00:17:37,023 --> 00:17:40,024
All I want is the normal life
395
00:17:40,026 --> 00:17:41,826
of the normal housewife.
396
00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:43,594
That's why you went to Paris.
397
00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:45,996
I only went there for lunch.
398
00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:47,765
Oh, I see.
Well, that's normal.
399
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:49,900
I only did it because...
400
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:52,369
Well, you've been
working so much lately and...
401
00:17:52,371 --> 00:17:53,470
It's my fault, Sam.
402
00:17:53,472 --> 00:17:56,073
There's no need
for you to apologize.
403
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,074
I should have known
404
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,475
you can't take a beautiful witch
405
00:17:58,477 --> 00:17:59,476
in the prime of her life
406
00:17:59,478 --> 00:18:01,812
and expect her
to hang up her twitch.
407
00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:02,814
It's against nature.
408
00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:06,717
Darrin?
409
00:18:06,719 --> 00:18:08,219
What are you trying to say?
410
00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:10,755
I'm saying it's time
for complete honesty.
411
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:12,823
I'm not going to stand
in the way of your freedom,
412
00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:14,591
and that's obviously
what you want.
413
00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:16,293
That's not true.
414
00:18:16,295 --> 00:18:18,763
And stop trying
to spare my feelings.
415
00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:20,330
If there's anything
I can't stand,
416
00:18:20,332 --> 00:18:22,466
it's anyone
feeling sorry for me.
417
00:18:22,468 --> 00:18:26,436
Especially when you're doing
such a good job of it yourself.
418
00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:28,806
Where are you going?
419
00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:31,275
Back to la dolce vita.
420
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:34,812
And I hope you're satisfied.
421
00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:37,181
Samantha!
422
00:18:45,191 --> 00:18:46,490
Darrin.
423
00:18:46,492 --> 00:18:48,259
Hi, Larry.
You just get in?
424
00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:50,261
A few minutes ago.
How are you?
425
00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:51,762
Okay. How's Louise?
426
00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:53,463
Fine. She's still
in Paris.
427
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:54,865
You came back alone?
428
00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:56,200
Louise insisted.
429
00:18:56,202 --> 00:18:58,568
Oh, I fought it for a while
to make it look good,
430
00:18:58,570 --> 00:18:59,937
but she said it was so marvelous
431
00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:02,139
how understanding you were
about Samantha
432
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,373
the least I could do
433
00:19:03,375 --> 00:19:05,342
was let her stay on
a few extra days.
434
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:08,779
I see.
435
00:19:08,781 --> 00:19:11,515
So they're having a ball.
436
00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:14,251
They?
437
00:19:14,253 --> 00:19:16,520
Louise, Samantha and Endora.
438
00:19:16,522 --> 00:19:17,922
Samantha's with Louise?
439
00:19:17,924 --> 00:19:19,957
Sure. Didn't you know?
440
00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:23,994
Oh, sure. I mean, well,
she didn't say.
441
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,262
Haven't you talked to her?
442
00:19:25,264 --> 00:19:27,464
Well, of course,
but it's been a couple of days.
443
00:19:27,466 --> 00:19:29,700
Mm-hm.
444
00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:31,501
Then Louise was right.
445
00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:33,037
You two did have a beef.
446
00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:35,605
No, of course not.
It was nothing like that.
447
00:19:35,607 --> 00:19:37,007
I guess that explains it.
448
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,209
Explains what?
449
00:19:38,211 --> 00:19:39,710
Louise said she'd
never seen a girl
450
00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:40,878
working so hard
451
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,646
at having a good time.
452
00:19:43,983 --> 00:19:46,016
Is Samantha really unhappy?
453
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,617
Yes.
454
00:19:47,619 --> 00:19:49,386
Matter of fact,
now that I think of it,
455
00:19:49,388 --> 00:19:51,155
I'd say she's
downright miserable.
456
00:19:51,157 --> 00:19:54,058
You're not just saying that
to make me feel better?
457
00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:55,326
Not at all.
458
00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:56,861
You know, it's never
occurred to me
459
00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:57,862
how close Paris is
460
00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:59,629
since the innovation
of the jet plane.
461
00:19:59,631 --> 00:20:01,631
Wait a minute. You mean
you're going over now?
462
00:20:01,633 --> 00:20:03,667
Why not? I finished up
all the work.
463
00:20:03,669 --> 00:20:05,135
I'm entitled to a bonus.
464
00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:07,371
Besides, I miss my wife.
465
00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:08,705
But that has no bearing on...
466
00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:10,107
Would you rather I call Samantha
467
00:20:10,109 --> 00:20:12,009
and insist that she
come home immediately?
468
00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:14,078
She and Louise could be here
in a matter of hours.
469
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:15,679
That's blackmail.
470
00:20:15,681 --> 00:20:17,181
Yes, it is, isn't it?
471
00:20:17,183 --> 00:20:18,315
See you Monday, Larry.
472
00:20:18,317 --> 00:20:19,984
Thanks.
473
00:20:22,121 --> 00:20:26,123
The fashions this year
were... generally exciting,
474
00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:28,292
particularly the line
presented by...
475
00:20:28,294 --> 00:20:29,760
Hello, Larry.
Hello, Samantha.
476
00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:31,661
Excuse me for a moment while I...
477
00:20:31,663 --> 00:20:33,230
Samantha!
478
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:34,731
What are you doing here?
479
00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:37,101
I took the flight
right after yours.
480
00:20:37,103 --> 00:20:38,235
I had to come back.
481
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,703
Is Louise with you?
482
00:20:39,705 --> 00:20:41,438
No. She doesn't know
I've left yet.
483
00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:42,539
Good.
484
00:20:42,541 --> 00:20:43,941
That is, there's no sense
485
00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:46,010
in Louise having to cut
her holiday short
486
00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:48,612
because you two lovebirds
are having problems.
487
00:20:48,614 --> 00:20:51,181
Where is Darrin?
He wasn't in his office.
488
00:20:51,183 --> 00:20:52,849
Oh. Oh, well,
he's probably...
489
00:20:52,851 --> 00:20:54,451
Darrin?
490
00:20:54,453 --> 00:20:56,186
Oh, for heaven's sake.
491
00:20:56,188 --> 00:20:58,122
He's on his way to Paris
to find you.
492
00:20:58,124 --> 00:20:59,589
Really?
493
00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:01,025
Yes. He left
about an hour ago.
494
00:21:01,027 --> 00:21:03,660
Thank you, Larry.
I'll see you later.
495
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:16,440
[SCREAMS]
496
00:21:24,683 --> 00:21:26,516
He's not on this one either.
497
00:21:26,518 --> 00:21:27,684
Well, you'll have to check
498
00:21:27,686 --> 00:21:30,154
several dozen flights, Samantha.
499
00:21:30,156 --> 00:21:32,957
Why don't you go to Paris
and wait for him?
500
00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:35,492
No, this may sound silly to you,
501
00:21:35,494 --> 00:21:38,395
but I miss him so much.
502
00:21:38,397 --> 00:21:40,831
I'll check that one down there.
503
00:21:42,768 --> 00:21:44,301
Now, if he's not on board that,
504
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:46,370
we'll just go on to Paris.
505
00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:20,971
Samantha!
506
00:22:20,973 --> 00:22:22,439
What is it,
Mr. Stephens?
507
00:22:22,441 --> 00:22:23,573
My wife's out there!
508
00:22:23,575 --> 00:22:24,708
What?
509
00:22:24,710 --> 00:22:25,775
I-I mean...
510
00:22:25,777 --> 00:22:27,911
I mean, I was thinking
about my wife,
511
00:22:27,913 --> 00:22:29,646
and I thought I saw her
out there.
512
00:22:29,648 --> 00:22:31,015
You see, she's in Paris.
513
00:22:31,017 --> 00:22:32,383
I'm on my way to meet her.
514
00:22:32,385 --> 00:22:34,451
Oh, yes, of course.
I understand.
515
00:22:34,453 --> 00:22:36,220
I'm sorry.
516
00:22:36,222 --> 00:22:38,722
I was asleep.
I was probably dreaming.
517
00:22:38,724 --> 00:22:40,290
Well, that's quite all right.
518
00:22:40,292 --> 00:22:42,626
Would you care
for your dinner now?
519
00:22:42,628 --> 00:22:45,996
Yes. Thank you. Certainly.
520
00:23:11,457 --> 00:23:12,589
Samantha!
521
00:23:12,591 --> 00:23:14,358
Hello, sweetheart.
522
00:23:15,827 --> 00:23:17,294
You scared me to death.
523
00:23:17,296 --> 00:23:20,097
Oh, I'm sorry, but I just
couldn't wait to see you.
524
00:23:20,099 --> 00:23:22,166
I'm sorry about the other night.
525
00:23:22,168 --> 00:23:24,535
Please try to understand
how I feel.
526
00:23:24,537 --> 00:23:25,602
I do understand,
527
00:23:25,604 --> 00:23:27,504
and you don't have
to explain anymore.
528
00:23:27,506 --> 00:23:30,340
I just want you to know
how lucky I think I am.
529
00:23:30,342 --> 00:23:32,076
Thank you, darling.
530
00:23:44,022 --> 00:23:48,358
Are you sure you wouldn't like
to just go back home?
531
00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:49,626
From here?
532
00:23:49,628 --> 00:23:51,462
We can, you know.
533
00:23:51,464 --> 00:23:52,463
Nothing doing.
534
00:23:52,465 --> 00:23:54,398
My nervous system has suffered
535
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:56,467
enough trauma for one day,
thank you.
536
00:23:56,469 --> 00:23:57,901
All right.
537
00:23:57,903 --> 00:24:01,905
Anyway, it'll be fun seeing
Paris for the first time.
538
00:24:01,907 --> 00:24:04,007
What do you mean?
You've been there before.
539
00:24:04,009 --> 00:24:05,909
Never with you.
540
00:24:05,911 --> 00:24:07,911
And being in Paris
with someone you love
541
00:24:07,913 --> 00:24:11,281
is like being in Paris
for the first time.
542
00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:13,083
When we arrive,
543
00:24:13,085 --> 00:24:15,285
I wouldn't be at all surprised
544
00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:16,487
if Louise calls Larry
545
00:24:16,489 --> 00:24:19,189
and asks him to
come back right away.
546
00:24:19,191 --> 00:24:20,290
You think so?
547
00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:22,326
I know it.
548
00:24:22,328 --> 00:24:24,928
Larry will never forgive me.
549
00:24:34,773 --> 00:24:37,741
It's the only way to fly.
550
00:24:42,914 --> 00:24:45,849
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