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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,375 --> 00:00:02,375 Come on, Harper! 2 00:00:02,375 --> 00:00:05,166 What says, "I'm ready for a night out on the town," 3 00:00:05,166 --> 00:00:08,583 the baby bird earrings or the pigeon wing hat? 4 00:00:09,625 --> 00:00:11,208 The baby bird earrings. 5 00:00:11,208 --> 00:00:12,833 They say, "Two cute chicks." 6 00:00:12,833 --> 00:00:15,583 The hat just says, "Don't talk to us." 7 00:00:15,583 --> 00:00:18,208 Oh, we are gonna dance the night away! 8 00:00:18,208 --> 00:00:20,625 You know why? Because we don't have a curfew. 9 00:00:20,625 --> 00:00:22,375 We don't have rules. 10 00:00:22,375 --> 00:00:25,416 We don't have paper towels! 11 00:00:25,416 --> 00:00:27,625 Oh, remind me to pick some of those up on the way home. 12 00:00:27,625 --> 00:00:30,458 Whoo! Party! Yeah! 13 00:00:32,958 --> 00:00:34,375 [elevator dings] 14 00:00:34,375 --> 00:00:38,458 Hey... look at the two cute chicks. 15 00:00:38,458 --> 00:00:40,208 Oh, thank you very much. 16 00:00:40,208 --> 00:00:42,333 I was talking about her earrings. 17 00:00:44,625 --> 00:00:46,000 Well, you were right. 18 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:47,250 Lobby, please. 19 00:00:51,208 --> 00:00:53,708 Oh, and before I forget, here's our rent money, Dexter. 20 00:00:53,708 --> 00:00:56,416 It was a pleasure doing business with you. 21 00:00:56,416 --> 00:00:59,250 Oh, how about the electric bill? 22 00:00:59,250 --> 00:01:01,000 Oh, I got this, Harper. 23 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:04,000 Uh... OK, well, here you go. 24 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:07,458 Oh, and while we're at it, you guys still haven't paid your cable bill. 25 00:01:07,458 --> 00:01:10,000 Oh... here you go. 26 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:11,958 And the water bill? 27 00:01:14,125 --> 00:01:17,166 Will you take a dollar eighty-five... 28 00:01:17,166 --> 00:01:19,500 - ...and some cute chick earrings? - Hey! 29 00:01:25,416 --> 00:01:28,125 Lobby. Here we are, ladies. 30 00:01:28,125 --> 00:01:29,458 Dance the night away. 31 00:01:29,458 --> 00:01:32,125 You gonna do the Dougie? Lean and brush! Lean and brush! 32 00:01:32,125 --> 00:01:33,708 Please stop that. 33 00:01:34,958 --> 00:01:36,958 We don't have any money left. 34 00:01:37,750 --> 00:01:39,375 Just take us back up. 35 00:01:39,375 --> 00:01:41,583 Well, I had a good time. How about you? 36 00:01:46,625 --> 00:01:48,500 What's the point of having our own apartment 37 00:01:48,500 --> 00:01:50,416 if we can't afford to have fun? 38 00:01:50,416 --> 00:01:52,000 You know, a lot of people on this floor 39 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:54,708 have roommates to help them pay the rent. 40 00:01:54,708 --> 00:01:56,000 Well, you heard him, Harper. 41 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:57,458 You're out. I need a richer roommate. 42 00:01:57,458 --> 00:02:00,166 He means another roommate. 43 00:02:00,166 --> 00:02:02,458 Oh. Well, hey, Harper, you're back in. 44 00:02:02,458 --> 00:02:04,583 Find us another roommate. 45 00:02:07,875 --> 00:02:13,833 ♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪ 46 00:02:13,833 --> 00:02:16,000 ♪ Well, you know everything's gonna be a breeze ♪ 47 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:17,833 ♪ That the end will no doubt justify the means ♪ 48 00:02:17,833 --> 00:02:20,250 ♪ You can fix any problem with the slightest of ease ♪ 49 00:02:20,250 --> 00:02:21,625 ♪ Yes, please ♪ 50 00:02:21,625 --> 00:02:23,458 ♪ But you might find out it'll go to your head ♪ 51 00:02:23,458 --> 00:02:25,458 ♪ When you write a report on a book you never read ♪ 52 00:02:25,458 --> 00:02:28,000 ♪ With the snap of your fingers you can make your bed ♪ 53 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:29,500 ♪ That's what I said ♪ 54 00:02:29,500 --> 00:02:32,583 ♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪ 55 00:02:32,583 --> 00:02:36,458 ♪ When you can get all you wanted in your wildest dreams ♪ 56 00:02:36,458 --> 00:02:40,458 ♪ You might run into trouble if you go to extremes ♪ 57 00:02:40,458 --> 00:02:44,875 ♪ Because everything is not what it seems ♪ 58 00:02:44,875 --> 00:02:48,000 ♪ Be careful not to mess with the balance of things ♪ 59 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:52,000 ♪ Because everything is not ♪ 60 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:54,208 ♪ What it seems ♪♪ 61 00:02:57,625 --> 00:03:01,458 OK, I've written down some questions to ask our prospective roommates. 62 00:03:01,458 --> 00:03:05,208 Oh, me too. "Do you have any money?" and "Are you my size?" 63 00:03:05,208 --> 00:03:07,333 Might as well get someone we can share clothes with. 64 00:03:07,333 --> 00:03:10,208 - [knocking on door] - Oh, how exciting! 65 00:03:10,208 --> 00:03:11,708 The first applicant is here. 66 00:03:12,875 --> 00:03:14,416 [exhales] 67 00:03:14,416 --> 00:03:18,000 Will this be the person we share our lives with? I just don't know. 68 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:20,375 Hello, I'm here about the roommate ad? 69 00:03:22,166 --> 00:03:25,333 - Come on, Mason. - No, really. Think about it. 70 00:03:25,333 --> 00:03:29,416 Two girls living with a brave werewolf to protect them. 71 00:03:29,416 --> 00:03:32,166 [roaring] 72 00:03:32,166 --> 00:03:34,375 What was that?! 73 00:03:34,375 --> 00:03:37,250 That was our fireplace dragon, you big brave werewolf. 74 00:03:37,250 --> 00:03:39,875 Thank you for your application. 75 00:03:39,875 --> 00:03:41,416 We'll take it under consideration. 76 00:03:42,583 --> 00:03:44,583 Yes! She's taking it under consideration. 77 00:03:44,583 --> 00:03:46,458 I am wearing her down. 78 00:03:46,458 --> 00:03:48,416 I think that was just a polite way to get rid of you. 79 00:03:48,416 --> 00:03:50,000 Only time will tell. 80 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:52,125 I was kind of getting rid of you. 81 00:03:52,125 --> 00:03:54,583 Well, that didn't take very much time. 82 00:03:56,833 --> 00:03:57,875 Mason, wait. 83 00:03:59,875 --> 00:04:03,875 I'm really glad that we're still friends, but I just think it's time for you to move on. 84 00:04:03,875 --> 00:04:05,458 Move on? 85 00:04:07,333 --> 00:04:10,375 Very well. I heard this apartment had fleas anyway. 86 00:04:15,375 --> 00:04:16,958 That boy really wants you back. 87 00:04:16,958 --> 00:04:19,958 No, I know. This is the ugly side of being irresistible. 88 00:04:23,583 --> 00:04:25,583 Hello? I'm here about the apartment. 89 00:04:25,583 --> 00:04:26,958 Aah! A ghost! 90 00:04:29,458 --> 00:04:32,833 You guys have pillow fights? I love it here already! 91 00:04:36,875 --> 00:04:40,291 Hi, I'm Lucy. I hear you're looking for a roommate. 92 00:04:40,291 --> 00:04:42,000 Well, we sure are. 93 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:44,583 You're cute and about my size. Do you have any money? 94 00:04:44,583 --> 00:04:47,958 Now, hold on, Alex. Don't you think we should get to know her first? 95 00:04:47,958 --> 00:04:50,166 What? A ghost roommate is perfect. 96 00:04:50,166 --> 00:04:52,833 We don't have to yell at her if she stands in front of the TV. 97 00:04:52,833 --> 00:04:55,250 Making sure someone is see-through 98 00:04:55,250 --> 00:04:56,750 is not how I pick a good roommate. 99 00:04:56,750 --> 00:04:58,958 I can pay the first two months' rent right now. 100 00:04:58,958 --> 00:05:00,875 That's how I pick a good roommate. 101 00:05:09,833 --> 00:05:12,083 OK, here's your water. And I'll grab your pickles. 102 00:05:12,083 --> 00:05:13,875 One second, I'll be right with you. 103 00:05:13,875 --> 00:05:16,833 Here's your sandwich. Please don't want anything else. 104 00:05:19,250 --> 00:05:22,500 Justin. Look, I know I said I'd help you out 105 00:05:22,500 --> 00:05:24,416 so you can study for the wizard competition, 106 00:05:24,416 --> 00:05:26,583 but you didn't say I'd be doing this by myself. 107 00:05:26,583 --> 00:05:28,875 OK, well, I'm sorry. My parents should be back soon. 108 00:05:28,875 --> 00:05:31,125 They're just dropping Max off at wizard camp. 109 00:05:31,125 --> 00:05:33,000 But in the meantime, I ordered you a robot. 110 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:36,375 Yes! My robot bride is on the way! 111 00:05:38,083 --> 00:05:40,000 It's a helper, not a bride. 112 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:41,833 It still is a "her," though, right? 113 00:05:41,833 --> 00:05:43,583 I don't want to have to talk about sports with it. 114 00:05:45,416 --> 00:05:47,833 It doesn't matter, because I called the delivery people 115 00:05:47,833 --> 00:05:49,750 and they said that it's lost in transit. 116 00:05:49,750 --> 00:05:51,708 Sorry. 117 00:05:54,250 --> 00:05:56,875 Robot delivery for Justin Russo. 118 00:05:56,875 --> 00:06:01,750 I mean, "I don't know what's in this box" delivery for Justin Russo. 119 00:06:05,500 --> 00:06:07,958 She's here! She's here! 120 00:06:07,958 --> 00:06:11,000 That's so weird, 'cause they said it was lost. 121 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:13,708 Who cares? Let's crack this baby open and get it working. 122 00:06:18,208 --> 00:06:19,583 Bummer. It came assembled. 123 00:06:26,500 --> 00:06:28,250 [whirring] 124 00:06:30,875 --> 00:06:33,875 Hello. My name is, Robuddy. 125 00:06:34,875 --> 00:06:36,708 Aw man! It's a dude. 126 00:06:38,708 --> 00:06:40,291 How 'bout them sports? 127 00:06:44,708 --> 00:06:46,458 [Lucy wailing] Donny! 128 00:06:47,125 --> 00:06:49,291 Donny! 129 00:06:49,291 --> 00:06:51,458 Harper, stop your racket. 130 00:06:51,458 --> 00:06:55,000 You moved out of our basement. You don't have to wake up crying anymore. 131 00:06:55,875 --> 00:06:57,416 That's not me. 132 00:06:59,708 --> 00:07:02,000 [Lucy] Donny! 133 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,375 Oh, no. Ghosty ain't in her bed! 134 00:07:05,875 --> 00:07:07,708 Donny! 135 00:07:08,875 --> 00:07:10,375 Lucy, what are you doing? 136 00:07:11,208 --> 00:07:13,291 [spooky voice] Haunting! 137 00:07:14,291 --> 00:07:16,583 Hey, keep it down out here. 138 00:07:16,583 --> 00:07:19,250 I mean, I can't even hear myself "moving on." 139 00:07:19,875 --> 00:07:21,291 [elevator dings] 140 00:07:23,583 --> 00:07:25,291 There she is, Dexter. 141 00:07:25,291 --> 00:07:26,875 There's the ghost who woke me up. 142 00:07:30,500 --> 00:07:33,375 Hugh Normous? You live here? 143 00:07:33,375 --> 00:07:35,208 Yeah, I just moved in. 144 00:07:35,208 --> 00:07:37,875 But if this haunting stuff keeps up, I'll be moving out. 145 00:07:37,875 --> 00:07:40,458 She scared me so much I had to hide under my bed. 146 00:07:41,875 --> 00:07:45,166 And that's tough for a giant. Look... 147 00:07:50,583 --> 00:07:52,583 OK, ladies, you know the rules. 148 00:07:52,583 --> 00:07:57,833 No loud music, no parties, and no haunting after nine. 149 00:08:02,500 --> 00:08:04,250 I'm so sorry. 150 00:08:04,250 --> 00:08:07,291 Haunting is just the way that ghosts express their sadness. 151 00:08:07,291 --> 00:08:09,458 Why are you so sad? 152 00:08:09,458 --> 00:08:11,833 Is it because Harper ate all your oatmeal cookies? 153 00:08:13,583 --> 00:08:16,875 Hey, We ate those, and we agreed not to tell her! 154 00:08:16,875 --> 00:08:19,291 No, it's... it's not that. 155 00:08:19,291 --> 00:08:23,500 Sixty years ago I lost my true love, Donny Fasio, 156 00:08:23,500 --> 00:08:26,166 and my heartache makes me haunt every night. 157 00:08:27,250 --> 00:08:29,500 I'll understand if you want me to move out. 158 00:08:29,500 --> 00:08:32,083 Oh, honey... 159 00:08:33,333 --> 00:08:34,375 ...be out by morning. 160 00:08:36,458 --> 00:08:39,291 Harper, we can't let her move out. 161 00:08:39,291 --> 00:08:41,833 - We need her dirty rent money. - All right, fine! 162 00:08:42,875 --> 00:08:44,291 Lucy... 163 00:08:44,291 --> 00:08:47,625 Look, we just... we just need to find you a new boyfriend. 164 00:08:47,625 --> 00:08:50,458 Someone that'll take your mind off your lost love. 165 00:08:50,458 --> 00:08:53,000 I don't think I'm ready for that. 166 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:55,708 It's been 60 years. How much more time do you need? 167 00:08:55,708 --> 00:08:59,208 [sighs] OK, I'll try. 168 00:09:01,083 --> 00:09:04,875 [haunting voice] Cookies! Cookies! 169 00:09:06,416 --> 00:09:08,416 I also miss my oatmeal cookies, you two. 170 00:09:19,875 --> 00:09:24,208 Hey, Justin. Robuddy is awesome! I love working here now! 171 00:09:24,208 --> 00:09:27,458 Oh, well, good. I'll talk to my dad about bringing you on full time 172 00:09:27,458 --> 00:09:29,333 so you can quit your baby-sitting job. 173 00:09:31,750 --> 00:09:34,416 Oh, oh, oh, check out our lunchtime entertainment. 174 00:09:34,416 --> 00:09:36,000 Show him, Robuddy. 175 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,625 [dance music playing] 176 00:09:42,458 --> 00:09:44,375 Huh? 177 00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:46,375 I do not know how I didn't see that coming. 178 00:09:50,375 --> 00:09:53,708 Is Justin studying for the wizard competition? 179 00:09:53,708 --> 00:09:55,166 Yeah, he's been studying for... 180 00:09:55,166 --> 00:09:58,583 Wait... how do you know about the wizard competition? 181 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:03,083 [dance music resumes] 182 00:10:04,333 --> 00:10:06,333 All right! Ohh! 183 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,583 I like your moves! 184 00:10:13,708 --> 00:10:15,458 - Boo! - [exclaims] 185 00:10:15,458 --> 00:10:17,958 [laughs] It's funny. It's a ghost. Get it? 186 00:10:17,958 --> 00:10:21,166 No, it's not funny. You made me spill my relaxation tea. 187 00:10:22,583 --> 00:10:24,708 What do you want, Alex? I'm very busy studying. 188 00:10:24,708 --> 00:10:28,125 We're here to introduce you to our new roommate, Lucy. 189 00:10:28,125 --> 00:10:30,458 We know You like girls from the wizard world. 190 00:10:34,875 --> 00:10:38,166 He is kind of cute. Why would a vampire dump him? 191 00:10:38,166 --> 00:10:39,458 I was not dumped! 192 00:10:39,458 --> 00:10:42,166 She got old and she hobbled off into the forest! 193 00:10:42,166 --> 00:10:43,708 It happens! 194 00:10:45,625 --> 00:10:48,500 OK, well, this is Lucy. 195 00:10:48,500 --> 00:10:51,708 I'm not really good at playing Cupid, so let's just get to it. 196 00:10:51,708 --> 00:10:53,750 You need to date her. 197 00:10:53,750 --> 00:10:56,833 Sorry, I cannot help you, Alex, because I am busy studying. 198 00:10:56,833 --> 00:10:59,291 He's a softy. Just tell him your story. 199 00:11:00,583 --> 00:11:03,083 OK... Um, well... 200 00:11:03,083 --> 00:11:05,166 My boyfriend, Donny, was an aviator, 201 00:11:05,166 --> 00:11:06,833 and he took off on a transatlantic flight 202 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:09,000 and his plane was mysteriously lost. 203 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:13,166 Transatlantic? Mysteriously lost? 204 00:11:14,375 --> 00:11:15,833 Interesting. 205 00:11:15,833 --> 00:11:18,833 Have you ever heard of the Bermuda Triangle? 206 00:11:18,833 --> 00:11:21,375 Isn't that the place where ships and planes mysteriously disappear? 207 00:11:21,375 --> 00:11:25,500 Yes. Now tell me, was he flying southeast, northwest... 208 00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:28,000 Um, we're trying to get her mind off of the boyfriend. 209 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:29,708 So will you just ask her out? 210 00:11:29,708 --> 00:11:30,958 Right. 211 00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:33,125 Lucy, I have to ask you something very important. 212 00:11:33,125 --> 00:11:34,458 Yes? 213 00:11:34,458 --> 00:11:37,166 What kind of plane was he flying? 214 00:11:37,166 --> 00:11:39,708 - Justin! - What...? 215 00:11:39,708 --> 00:11:41,875 [stammering] I don't know. 216 00:11:41,875 --> 00:11:43,958 Doesn't matter, anyway. No plane could have survived 217 00:11:43,958 --> 00:11:45,625 the magnetic forces of the Triangle. 218 00:11:47,416 --> 00:11:49,375 [exclaims] 219 00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:52,333 Well, this was a bust. Way to go, Romeo. 220 00:11:53,833 --> 00:11:57,375 I'm terribly sorry for your devastatingly mysterious loss. 221 00:11:57,375 --> 00:11:58,958 [wails] 222 00:12:05,875 --> 00:12:10,250 OK, so I got us some things to help drown out Lucy's haunting tonight. 223 00:12:10,250 --> 00:12:14,000 - First, I put in the earplugs. - All right. 224 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:17,416 - Then, put on earmuffs... - Nice. 225 00:12:17,416 --> 00:12:21,083 [speaking louder] ...and after that, wrap my head in a scarf. 226 00:12:23,166 --> 00:12:25,333 - What do you think? - It's not bad. 227 00:12:25,333 --> 00:12:27,500 - What? - Not bad. 228 00:12:27,500 --> 00:12:29,208 - What? - [shouting] It works! 229 00:12:29,208 --> 00:12:30,416 [mouthing] OK. 230 00:12:32,166 --> 00:12:34,250 Hey guys, how do I look? 231 00:12:34,250 --> 00:12:36,291 What?! 232 00:12:36,291 --> 00:12:38,416 I met a really cute guy and we're going on a date. 233 00:12:38,416 --> 00:12:40,166 Oh, really? That's great! 234 00:12:40,166 --> 00:12:42,708 This is exactly what you need to get your mind off your lost love. 235 00:12:42,708 --> 00:12:45,416 - Goodbye, Donny. - [knocking on door] 236 00:12:45,416 --> 00:12:47,583 - That's him. - [both gasp] 237 00:12:51,125 --> 00:12:54,458 Ugh! It's just Mason. 238 00:12:54,458 --> 00:12:56,333 Look, Mason, I told you, I'm not interested... 239 00:12:56,333 --> 00:12:58,208 Actually, I'm here for Lucy. 240 00:12:58,208 --> 00:13:01,208 You look lovely. Ready to go? 241 00:13:07,708 --> 00:13:10,458 Really, Mason? You're taking my roommate out on a date? 242 00:13:10,458 --> 00:13:12,166 You're obviously just trying to make me jealous. 243 00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:13,583 No, I moved on. 244 00:13:13,583 --> 00:13:15,875 You only moved on this far! 245 00:13:17,625 --> 00:13:20,000 Alex, I didn't know you guys have a history. 246 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,000 If it's a problem, I won't go out with him. 247 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,458 Is it a problem? 248 00:13:25,875 --> 00:13:27,583 No. No. Mm-mm. 249 00:13:27,583 --> 00:13:29,708 No problem. 250 00:13:29,708 --> 00:13:32,333 Really? Because that fake smile says "problem" to me. 251 00:13:33,416 --> 00:13:36,000 No. No, no, no. Go. Have fun. 252 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,208 OK, then. Let's go, Lucy. 253 00:13:38,208 --> 00:13:40,458 I've got a romantic evening planned. 254 00:13:40,458 --> 00:13:43,208 First a romantic dinner, then a romantic movie, 255 00:13:43,208 --> 00:13:45,166 and then a romantic walk. 256 00:13:45,166 --> 00:13:48,875 Oh, you want to know what else is romantic? When you get wolfed up and eat a rat. 257 00:13:48,875 --> 00:13:51,458 Don't forget to show her that! 258 00:13:55,166 --> 00:13:58,125 Nice work today, Robuddy. We're a great team. 259 00:13:58,125 --> 00:14:00,625 Yes we are, boss man. 260 00:14:03,375 --> 00:14:06,208 Where is the Wizards' Lair? 261 00:14:06,208 --> 00:14:08,875 Oh, it's just through the... Hey... 262 00:14:10,166 --> 00:14:11,375 What did you just ask me? 263 00:14:11,375 --> 00:14:14,333 Where is the Wizards' Lair? 264 00:14:16,416 --> 00:14:18,583 [ominous] Tell me. 265 00:14:19,708 --> 00:14:21,333 Uh... Justin? 266 00:14:22,083 --> 00:14:23,583 Um... Justin? 267 00:14:25,083 --> 00:14:26,250 Justin! 268 00:14:27,750 --> 00:14:30,458 Zeke, I get it. You found a new dance partner. 269 00:14:30,458 --> 00:14:32,375 That's terrific and I'm happy for you. 270 00:14:32,375 --> 00:14:35,625 No! That thing just asked about the Wizard Lair. 271 00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:40,083 Boss man is mistaken. I asked about a layer cake. 272 00:14:40,083 --> 00:14:42,083 The seven layer cake. 273 00:14:42,083 --> 00:14:45,708 - He's lying! - Robots don't lie, Zeke. 274 00:14:45,708 --> 00:14:49,375 The dark-haired handsome one is right. 275 00:14:50,333 --> 00:14:51,875 See? 276 00:14:51,875 --> 00:14:55,166 No! Don't leave me alone with him. 277 00:14:55,166 --> 00:14:56,375 Look at him stare at me! 278 00:14:58,833 --> 00:15:01,125 Relax, Zeke. He's not staring at you. 279 00:15:01,125 --> 00:15:03,416 He has no eyes. 280 00:15:03,416 --> 00:15:05,166 If anything, he's scanning you. 281 00:15:08,333 --> 00:15:11,000 Boss man has a big mouth. 282 00:15:12,375 --> 00:15:14,250 Listen, Robuddy, I don't know what you're up to, 283 00:15:14,250 --> 00:15:15,375 but I don't like it! 284 00:15:19,875 --> 00:15:22,375 Scan of Zeke complete. 285 00:15:22,375 --> 00:15:24,083 [shrieking] 286 00:15:34,625 --> 00:15:36,833 My gosh! Harper, wake up! 287 00:15:36,833 --> 00:15:40,166 - I found him! - Who, Jeremy from science? 288 00:15:41,750 --> 00:15:44,375 Oh, this is terrible timing. I'm with Zeke now. 289 00:15:45,625 --> 00:15:48,000 No, I found Lucy's boyfriend. 290 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:51,000 Justin was right. He's lost in the Bermuda Triangle. 291 00:15:52,708 --> 00:15:55,708 Oh, I get it. 292 00:15:55,708 --> 00:15:58,000 Lucy's not back from her date with Mason. 293 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,333 Is somebody a little jealous? 294 00:16:02,875 --> 00:16:04,458 What? That's ridiculous. 295 00:16:04,458 --> 00:16:06,583 Look, I did some research. 296 00:16:06,583 --> 00:16:10,291 I checked compass variations against the weather patterns that night. 297 00:16:10,291 --> 00:16:12,875 Now, if I did my math correct, 298 00:16:12,875 --> 00:16:16,875 Donny's plane landed somewhere right... here. 299 00:16:16,875 --> 00:16:19,083 Oh, my gosh! 300 00:16:19,083 --> 00:16:20,083 You did math? 301 00:16:22,208 --> 00:16:24,291 You are so jealous! 302 00:16:25,458 --> 00:16:28,333 Hey! How was your date? Where did he take you? 303 00:16:28,333 --> 00:16:30,875 Did he try to impress you by running faster than a squirrel? 304 00:16:30,875 --> 00:16:33,500 Yes! He's so cute. 305 00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:36,333 - And tomorrow night we're... - I think I found Donny! 306 00:16:36,333 --> 00:16:39,166 What?! Where is he? 307 00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:42,708 I believe he's on some island in the Bermuda Triangle. 308 00:16:42,708 --> 00:16:45,208 - Now, let's go find him! - Alex! 309 00:16:45,208 --> 00:16:46,708 I can't believe you did this for me. 310 00:16:46,708 --> 00:16:49,458 - [scoffs] Well... - Well, that's Alex for ya. 311 00:16:49,458 --> 00:16:51,833 Always thinking of others. 312 00:16:51,833 --> 00:16:55,166 With no ulterior motive whatsoever. 313 00:16:57,333 --> 00:17:00,875 She just gives and gives, just keeps on giving... 314 00:17:00,875 --> 00:17:02,875 Let's get out of here. 315 00:17:02,875 --> 00:17:06,375 - Always thinking of others. - [knocking on door] 316 00:17:06,375 --> 00:17:09,708 Oh, maybe this is someone else she can do something nice for. 317 00:17:14,208 --> 00:17:16,291 Is Lucy here? 318 00:17:16,291 --> 00:17:19,458 She seems to have forgotten some of her lipstick on my face and... 319 00:17:20,875 --> 00:17:23,166 - Where's Alex? - She's not here. 320 00:17:23,166 --> 00:17:26,250 Oh, kippers! Now I have to draw these on again tomorrow. 321 00:17:27,708 --> 00:17:29,291 Lucy's not here, either. 322 00:17:29,291 --> 00:17:32,000 Sorry, they went to go find her lost love in the Bermuda Triangle. 323 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,208 The Bermuda Triangle? 324 00:17:34,208 --> 00:17:36,708 No, no, no, I can't believe she would take that risk! 325 00:17:36,708 --> 00:17:38,625 I have to go and get Alex! 326 00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:40,583 I mean, Lucy! 327 00:17:40,583 --> 00:17:43,000 Oh, mushy peas, I mean Alex! 328 00:17:48,291 --> 00:17:50,583 Are you sure that this is the island where Donny landed? 329 00:17:50,583 --> 00:17:53,625 Well, when it comes to my magic, it doesn't usually go as I planned, 330 00:17:53,625 --> 00:17:55,625 but I am encouraged by the fact 331 00:17:55,625 --> 00:17:58,000 that there is a ghost over there by an old airplane. 332 00:17:59,458 --> 00:18:01,708 - Donny? - Lucy?! 333 00:18:05,708 --> 00:18:07,208 Oh, my gosh. It's like he's seen a ghost. 334 00:18:07,208 --> 00:18:09,875 [dry chuckle] How many times do you get to use that one, right? 335 00:18:09,875 --> 00:18:12,458 Lucy! I can't believe you're here. 336 00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:15,000 I lost hope of ever seeing you again. 337 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,958 Donny, this is Alex. She helped me find you. 338 00:18:17,958 --> 00:18:20,583 Thank you for reuniting me with my love, Lucy, 339 00:18:20,583 --> 00:18:24,250 and bringing her to this lonely, lonely island. 340 00:18:24,250 --> 00:18:26,250 There is no one to talk to here 341 00:18:26,250 --> 00:18:29,375 except the tribe of monkeys I've been feuding with over coconuts. 342 00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:31,833 - [monkeys chittering] - Coconut! 343 00:18:33,416 --> 00:18:35,708 Ha! It's mine now! 344 00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:39,458 Aww. I did a good thing. 345 00:18:42,083 --> 00:18:43,708 Uh, Lucy? Hey... 346 00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:46,708 Uh, if you're gonna stay here, 347 00:18:46,708 --> 00:18:49,583 there's a small fee for leaving the apartment early. 348 00:18:49,583 --> 00:18:51,125 Three months' rent should be good. 349 00:18:51,125 --> 00:18:53,291 Of course. 350 00:18:53,291 --> 00:18:54,708 Oh, I forgot my purse. 351 00:18:54,708 --> 00:18:56,291 Oh, it's OK. I'll dig through it myself. 352 00:19:01,166 --> 00:19:03,000 That's weird. My wand isn't working. 353 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:06,625 Uh, that's the thing about the Bermuda Triangle. 354 00:19:06,625 --> 00:19:08,833 Once you're here, you can't get out. 355 00:19:09,958 --> 00:19:13,000 Oh my gosh, I'm stuck on this island?! 356 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,500 Well, now this feels like one of my plans. 357 00:19:21,875 --> 00:19:24,625 Hey! Hey, what are you doing in here? 358 00:19:24,625 --> 00:19:28,208 Nothing, boss man. Just a little light reading. 359 00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:29,750 [grunts] 360 00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:32,625 Hey! Hey, I didn't program you to do that. 361 00:19:34,458 --> 00:19:36,333 [grunting] 362 00:19:36,333 --> 00:19:38,375 Justin, have you seen the...? 363 00:19:38,375 --> 00:19:40,625 I knew there was something wrong with this robot! 364 00:19:40,625 --> 00:19:43,500 - Now do you believe me, Justin? - Shut up and help me out, Zeke! 365 00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:44,875 OK. Hah! 366 00:19:44,875 --> 00:19:46,500 [grunting] 367 00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:48,833 [shrieking] 368 00:19:48,833 --> 00:19:50,500 [both yelling] 369 00:19:51,583 --> 00:19:53,458 Later, losers. 370 00:19:55,458 --> 00:19:58,833 - What the heck was that? - It must've malfunctioned. 371 00:19:58,833 --> 00:20:01,875 I came in and he was scanning my spell book. 372 00:20:01,875 --> 00:20:04,333 A large robot just sprinted out of the restaurant. 373 00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:07,333 It appears that even people who don't eat food hate your food. 374 00:20:07,333 --> 00:20:10,333 - He... He ran away? - Yes, but we've got bigger problems. 375 00:20:10,333 --> 00:20:13,625 Alex has run off with Lucy to the Bermuda Triangle. We've got to go find her. 376 00:20:13,625 --> 00:20:15,125 OK, you're gonna have to go do that by yourself, 377 00:20:15,125 --> 00:20:16,833 because there's something going on with that robot. 378 00:20:16,833 --> 00:20:18,625 Fine. Flash me there. I'll bring her back. 379 00:20:18,625 --> 00:20:21,458 It's not that easy. Magic doesn't always work in the Triangle. 380 00:20:21,458 --> 00:20:23,250 You're gonna need these. 381 00:20:25,083 --> 00:20:28,708 Bermuda shorts. Put them on. 382 00:20:28,708 --> 00:20:31,708 They get rid of the magnetic current that interferes with our magic. 383 00:20:33,583 --> 00:20:35,458 Toad in a hole, these are horrid. 384 00:20:38,625 --> 00:20:42,833 Good luck. Up, down, up, down, circle, square, triangle. 385 00:20:42,833 --> 00:20:44,166 I didn't think those shorts were that bad. 386 00:20:44,166 --> 00:20:45,750 - I got a pair just like 'em at home. - I know you do. 387 00:20:45,750 --> 00:20:47,958 That's why we don't hang out in the summertime. Come on. 388 00:20:53,583 --> 00:20:55,750 Oh, my gosh. There has to be a way out of here. 389 00:20:58,208 --> 00:21:02,000 Mason! You came for me! 390 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,250 You did come for me, right? Because Lucy's already with someone, 391 00:21:04,250 --> 00:21:06,750 so forget that, that's over. 392 00:21:06,750 --> 00:21:08,375 Yes, I'm here for you. 393 00:21:08,375 --> 00:21:11,291 Once I heard you went on this wild quest to find Lucy's lost love, 394 00:21:11,291 --> 00:21:13,625 I knew you still had feelings for me. 395 00:21:13,625 --> 00:21:16,000 [scoffs] What? 396 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:20,625 You...? OK, you think I went on this crazy, dangerous expedition 397 00:21:20,625 --> 00:21:23,208 just because I was a little jealous over a guy 398 00:21:23,208 --> 00:21:26,375 wearing the ugliest shorts I've ever seen in my life? 399 00:21:26,375 --> 00:21:29,458 These magical Bermuda shorts happen to be our only way out of here. 400 00:21:29,458 --> 00:21:31,583 Well, then I love them. 401 00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:35,958 I bet these shorts look uglier on me than they do on you. 402 00:21:35,958 --> 00:21:40,291 Oh, you want an ugly contest? Bring it on. 403 00:21:41,958 --> 00:21:44,125 Never mind. You win. 404 00:21:45,166 --> 00:21:46,458 Shut up! 405 00:21:48,208 --> 00:21:51,333 [sighs] Those two are so in love. 406 00:21:51,333 --> 00:21:54,416 All right, let's get go before the monkeys throw coconuts at us 407 00:21:54,416 --> 00:21:55,958 because we're wearing these shorts. 408 00:22:02,250 --> 00:22:04,291 Do you have the spell for me? 409 00:22:04,291 --> 00:22:05,416 Yes. 410 00:22:07,708 --> 00:22:11,625 Here is the "In Through The Out Door" spell, Master Gorog. 411 00:22:11,625 --> 00:22:13,750 Shh! Not here. 412 00:22:13,750 --> 00:22:15,500 I'm undercover. 413 00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:17,833 No one knows what's coming. 414 00:22:17,833 --> 00:22:20,458 [cackling] 415 00:22:25,583 --> 00:22:29,375 I know, the evil laugh doesn't really work with this face. 30147

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