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Good? Everything's good? Great flight? Beautiful.

Hotel, right? I know, I love that place. Right.

That's why I have to go.

Awesome. Some newlyweds down here. Nice.

Oh yeah, she's here. I heard her fighting though.

I think she's having a fight with her boyfriend or something.

Yeah.

Yeah, we're just kind of kicking around the house here.

Oh, actually, you know what? Let me, she's here.

Hey! Yeah, she just walked in. I'm good.

Hey, Uncle Tommy. Hey, honey.

How are you? I'm good, I'm actually-

Who are you on the phone with? Your dad.

Can I talk to him? Please?

Yeah, hold on one second.

Hey, Daddy. How are you?

Um, I'm okay. I mean, me and Barrett kind of got into an argument, broke

up, I don't know.

But I'm okay. I mean, the usual. Yeah, I don't know. I'll talk to you

about it later though.

Um, but yeah, I'm just chilling at the house with Uncle Tommy. He's been

taking good care of me, like always.

Um, but I hope your trip's good. I miss you and love you so much. I hope

to see you soon.

Um, doo doo doo.

Oh, sure, I'll miss you.

Alright, love you, Daddy. Bye.

Hey, uh, I guess that's about it, so, stop talking to us and have a good

time, alright?

Let me go and, uh, don't do anything I wouldn't.

Alright, we'll see you. Bye bye.

So, I was wondering, can I talk to you about something?

Of course.

Like, me and Barrett, you know, like my boyfriend, we kind of like got

into it about something, I don't know if I should really tell you.

But I need advice and I know you're good with that stuff, like giving me

advice and stuff and I don't know, I just figured you could like help me a

little.

Uh, yeah, I kind of heard your argument a little harder.

Yeah, I figured.

What was that all about?

Um, it's a little strange, are you sure? You want me to tell you?

Oh, sure, what could be so strange?

Um, well, to be honest, he told me I wasn't good at getting oral.

Oh, yeah, maybe that's not the right, you know, I mean, maybe that's not

the right, uh.

But you're like, you're my uncle, I mean, you're the one I like go, I feel

like I'm most comfortable to talk about with these things.

Really?

You don't have kids, you go out with girls, all the time.

Yeah.

I, uh, yeah, I never had much luck with having kids.

But yeah, this is strange, this is strange.

Just didn't really know what else to talk to, you know.

Oh, then.

Cause like my dad, I mean, of course I couldn't bring that up to my daddy,

I mean, he would freak out.

I absolutely have a little confession.

What?

My confession is that, you know, your pop and I, we've known each other

for so long, like, Christ, my brothers.

Your brothers?

Christ, yes, high school together, we're not actually real brothers.

I just consider my brother.

What?

Yeah, I consider my brother, you know, crazy.

So we're not related by blood?

No.

But I figured, you know what, I just assumed to be your uncle Tom, right?

So this is perfectly normal for you to talk to me about.

You're not even my real uncle.

I feel like I am, I mean, as far as I'm concerned, I'm my uncle.

Yeah, but not my blood.

Does that matter to you?

So, let's get back to this.

Well, I mean, he said I wasn't good with oral sex.

Is that like an important relationship?

That's kind of an uncomfortable subject to talk with me about.

But you're not even related.

No, I know, I absolutely.

It is important.

Well, I think it's important.

I mean, because, I mean, it's something that you want to be good at, I

guess.

How do I get good at that?

You're stuck on molly pops all day?

No, oh God.

This is weird.

It's not weird.

No, you're right, I guess it's not weird.

I just practice.

It makes perfect.

But I don't only want to practice on.

Me and Bear broke up.

Maybe you can get back together with me if I learn how to do it.

Ah, phew, you too, maybe.

They don't have that on you.

Geez, I don't know, honey.

I mean, I might not be such a good assistant.

I mean, that's the story I have.

That's why I don't have kids, because I started from ED a couple occasions.

What is ED?

Oh, it's just something that definitely.

I was honest with you.

You have to be honest with me.

Well, you know, I have an ability to get an erection.

So maybe I'm not the guy to practice on.

Well, let's conquer that challenge.

Yeah.

And tell me if I get better at it.

Yeah, wow, this is definitely.

This isn't weird.

We're not.

No, actually, you're right.

You know what?

This isn't.

I know you told me you're not really my uncle, but can I still call you

Uncle Tommy?

Just because I think it'd be really hot.

Please, Uncle Tommy?

Sure.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah, you see, it's just.

It's getting a little something.

I thought you said you couldn't get hard.

Sorry, I almost thought you were hot.

You know, that feels really good.

You're getting better.

You're pretty hard.

Holy moly, that's good.

Fuck.

Just helping out with your hands.

Doing your mouth the same.

Yeah, it's nice and slow.

Can't forget the balls too.

Oh, fuck, that's good.

Yeah, that's really good.

I can't forget those because.

Let's see.

Oh, fuck.

I know you always thought I was hot.

The way you would lick any of my bikinis.

No, that sucks.

You saw me doing it?

Why do you think I wore them?

You're a naughty.

Oh my God.

I think I solved your problem.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Keep going.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my God.

I think it was just nerves.

Yes.

Not too deep.

The teeth in the back.

Sharp.

That's good.

Right there.

Yes.

Well, I think we accomplished two things.

You want to accomplish more?

I don't know.

Maybe help me get better at a few other things?

Please, Uncle Tommy?

Would you have a mind?

I'm going to make you a cup.

I guess that would be a good test, right?

Oh, fuck.

- Yes.