Original subtitles

URUSEI YATSURA (Those Obnoxious Aliens)

Don't get so fidgety!

See liner notes for credits translations Also at http://uydvd.animeigo.com/ Don't get so fidgety!

See liner notes for credits translations Also at http://uydvd.animeigo.com/

You're always looking all over the place!

Stop looking away from me!

More than anyone else, I...

...love you, love you, love you the best!

...love you, love you, love you!

...love you, love you, love you!

...love you, love you, love you!

On nights when the stars are twinkling...

...I dream all about you.

I love you, but you act like you don't know.

I bet you're crazy for someone else by now!

Ah! Men all have so many loves.

Ah! You're spreading them all over...

...and making me worry!

Don't get so fidgety!

You're always looking all over the place!

Stop looking away from me!

More than anyone else, I...

...love you the best! Love you the best!

Mail from Space -- Ten Arrives!

Terrible! I sense something terrible happening to that cursed family!

It's truly awful!

What's the matter, Darling? Are you afraid of lightning?

Earthquakes, lightning, fire, girls! I'm not afraid of anything!

Darling! You really do love me! I'm so happy!

W... Wait! Y... You're mistaken!

Oh, it's nothing to be embarrassed about!

That unpleasant scream...

Dear, looks like something is going to happen again today!

There's no way we can tolerate...

...all these crazy things happening week after week!

He's still afraid of lightning, even at his age.

How embarrassing. After all, lightning bolts don't hit anything, anyway.

Oh, your father's stopped moving! Did he run out of energy?

Uh, something like that.

What the heck is this?

Heave!

This is a weird-looking package!

"To the Moroboshi Family... Nerima Ward."

Hey, Darling! Something's wrong with your father!

Huh?

I've still got a lot more mortgage payments to make!

Life sucks, doesn't it? ...Huh?

Come on, let's eat this quickly, while your father's still in shock.

I guess life sucks only for men.

It sure looks tasty!

Huh? Mmph!

What's wrong, Mom? The bathroom's over there.

You dummy! I can't budge the cutter!

Lemme help you out!

Push!

It can't be!

Momotaro: "Peach Boy," a mythical figure. Momotaro?!

This Earth sure's a scary planet!

Ten! Why, it's Ten! Hi! Come over here, Ten!

Lum!

Oh! You're quick!

Yeah!

You're fast!

Yeah!

You're slow! Just a dumb turtle comin' out of a peach!

Don't think ya can kid me, just 'cause I'm a kid!

What the hell are you, eh?

He's my cousin, Ten!

So, Lum, is this man your husband?

That's right.

Hmmm.

Lum's cousin?!

Hmm? What's that look on yer face!

Is that how you look at folks comin' all the way from beyond the Galaxy?!

I heard a rumor that Lum found a good husband on a planet called Earth...

...so I said to myself, this I gotta see, and set out!

It was a long, hard voyage for a little kid!

Huh! So another obnoxious alien has arrived!

What! What's that look on yer face?!

It's obvious that Lum is too good for you!

So it wasn't worth comin' all this way to visit y'all.

Why... you little punk!

Oh, he's scaring me!

Stop it, Darling! You're dealing with a little child!

Stop it!

M... Mom!

How could you even think about beating such a small child?!

How could you be such a loser?!

Hello, Miss!

My, how charming!

I wanna stay here with Lum for a little while.

Oh, you can stay here as long as you like!

Yo, Dad, can you take that?!

Besides Lum, that little punk's gonna be living in the house!

Yo, Dad!

Well, if it becomes necessary, you can get a job, too.

W... What kind of family is this? What kind of mixed-up family is this?!

I'm gonna run away from home! Will that make you happy?!

Dammit!

How lonely I am! How could life be this lonely?

Are families supposed to be this way?!

How... How am I supposed to live from now on?

Oh, what a fateful meeting!

Shinobu, you're the only one I can share my life with!

What're you doing, Ataru?! Stop that, someone's watching!

Huh?!

I'm Lum's cousin, Ten!

What a cute baby! I'm Shinobu.

What a jerk! I'm Ataru.

Miss, you're very pretty!

Yo, why're you so nice to women, huh?

Leave me alone!

You're fast!

Oh, how cute!

Oooh! Fluffy! Fluffy!

Why, that punk... E... Even I haven't gotten that far yet!

Now, let's see if you can fly over to Ataru, OK?

Huh?

Oh! What's the matter?

Oh, it's nothing, really. Now, Ten, come this way.

Go on, Ten!

You're fast!

You're fast.

How cute!

How cute.

Listen, you, how come you have to pretend to be so nice to me?

Now it's my turn!

Darling! What're you doing over there?! It's dinner time!

Hmm? Isn't that delicious? You're very good!

Whew! I'm stuffed! Thank you for this wonderful feast!

Why, Ten, you have such good manners!

Yup, I'm a good boy!

Thank you for this wonderful feast!

Peek-a-Boo!

Now, Ataru's Mommy and I have to clean up...

...so you go play with Darling! OK?

I'm gonna be straight with you.

What about?

I'm worried about Lum, so I have no choice but to stay here.

If you want Lum to be happy, then get out of her life!

Ow!

For a person like you, Lum is pearls cast before swine!

D... Dad!

Crying on your father's shoulders won't do any good, pal!

Don't you act like a baby, you moron!

You little punk!

Why, Ataru, what's the matter?

You punk! I won't let you get away with this!

Ten! You and me! Man-to-man!

You never learn, do you, you fool!

Lum! Help me!

Come back here!

What's wrong, Ten?

Get out of my way!

Help!

Ten thinks you've taken me away! Isn't that cute!

Cute, my butt!

Good evening, folks! I'm here with the new propane tank...!

Eat this, punk!

So... Sorry 'bout that, you see, I kinda slipped a little...

Hey, mister, what do you mean, "slipped?!"

Here I am, workin' overtime...

...and you whack this hardworkin' lad with a frying pan?!

What do you mean, "slipped?!"

ALL RIGHT THEN!

I've dedicated my life to propane, and this is how you treat me?!

I won't let you get away with it!

You wanna know the name of my boss?! It's Confucius!

My, what are we going to do?! We can't use up this much propane!

You've done it this time! Prepare yourself!

No, stop it! Don't do it!

The... The mortgage...

These Earth campfires are heavy stuff!

It's lovely!

What's the matter, Darling?

Ten, Darling is happy. He's laughing. All thanks to you, Ten!

Yup, I'm a good boy!

Mrs. Swallow and Mrs. Penguin

Lum! Let's play!

I don't have time for that right now. I'm going to school to see Darling.

Why in the world did she marry a meaningless bum like him?

Lum sure has bad luck with men, doesn't she.

What's that?!

It's called a swallow.

It can fly as fast as that...

...and yet humans are still superior to them?

What a weird planet Earth is.

What's this noisy thing?

It's called a housefly.

Hey! Wait for me, swallow! C'mon, Lum, let's go chase it!

I'm going to go see Darling. I told you, I don't have time to play!

Aw, c'mon, I wanna see the swallow.

Don't be so un- reasonable!

Here, I'll give you some candy, so go play by yourself, OK? Bye-bye!

You think you can fool me with candy? I'm not a kid!

But, hey, this is pretty tasty! Yep, it's pretty good!

Swallows!

Wow, that's not much of a meal.

Here, have my snack. Here ya go!

Whatcha think? It's full of nutrition, ain't it?

Hey, what's the matter?

Wait, what's with this snack? What the heck is this?!

Between all objects, there is a force proportional to mass...

...and inversely proportional to distance, right?

We call this universal gravitation...

Oh, it's no use talking about it. They're a bunch of morons!

Uh, if we call the magnitude "F," then...

Oh, it's useless even to give them the equation!

Darling, there's no reason for you to listen to such basics!

Let's go outside and play.

Leave me alone!

Moroboshi! The school is not a Go-Go bar!

Ow! I'm telling you, she's following me around without permission.

Teacher, husbands and wives should always be together...

...whether it's rainy or windy, in the house, or at school!

This is not fair! This is not fair! She's doing this to spite me!

I can't bear this existence any longer!

Oh, Shinobu, you're mistaken!

It's something that Lum's imagining all by herself. I'm not...

Moroboshi!

How could you dump an Earthwoman and go flirt with an alien?

Y... You're choking me! You're all mistaken!

Who cares! Just study!

That fool Moroboshi! Gimme a break!

Hey, it's a penguin! A penguin!

What penguin?! Don't try to change the subject on me!

Wh... What's a penguin doing in the middle of Tokyo?!

Hmmm... Th... Th... This must be...

...a sign that Earth's Fifth Ice Age will begin soon!

I'll get published in the higher world of academia, become famous...

...and kiss this lowly teacher's existence good-bye!

It ate my lunch!

Hey! Mine too!

Come on, catch that penguin!

Come back here!

This is an emergency! A penguin is loose inside the school building!

Capture it on sight, please! We need everyone's cooperation!

"Home Economics Il"

Oh no! He said a penguin!

Yeah!

Oh no! That's the penguin everyone's talking about! What's it doing here?

S... S...S... Someone, catch it, please!

Hold it! Give us back our cooking!

Lum! This is terrible!

There's something awful here too!

Y... You know that swallow? Well, when I gave it some of this...

...it freaked out and flew this way!

Say what?! Gimme that!

Oh no! If you give this to an Earth-creature...

...it'll become a giant from over-nutrition!

Y... You mean to tell me that penguin...

Yep. It was originally a swallow!

What the?! How can they have multiplied so quickly?!

Hey, catch 'em, please! If you don't, I'll lose my job!

Hold it right there!

Ha! I caught one! Huh?!

Oops!

This is a special report!

Penguins being delivered to the zoo have escaped!

As you can see, there are penguins everywhere!

What's this one's problem?

Looks like it's too heavy to climb the tree.

Aha! These are that penguin's... I mean, that swallow's chicks!

I figured that it wouldn't work!

She's gotten so big that she can't feed her chicks!

It's all your fault! If those chicks don't eat, they'll die!

You punk, you've destroyed Earth's ecosystem!

You're blowing this all outta proportion!

Oh, I know!

Why, you! Did you have to make the babies bigger than their mother?!

Oops! Sorry 'bout that. Wrong dosage! OK, then...

How about this?

The runaway penguins in the heart of Tokyo are making everyone panic!

When can we expect all those penguins flooding the town to be captured?

The Environmental Ministry is looking deeply into the situation...

...and is enlisting the aid of the Antarctic Wintering Team...

Huh?

WHAT TH...?!

The cam... cameraman has fainted, ladies and gentlemen!

This is no longer a problem for the Environmental Ministry!

The Ultra Squad! Call the Ultra Attack Squad! Call them!

There's nothing they can eat, now that they're that big!

Poor swallows, they're going to starve to death!

I didn't expect this to become such a big problem!

Fine! I'll take full respon- sibility for this!

This is Kepler's Second Law! Are you listening?

Oh, I guess I can't escape this lowly teacher's existence after all!

Ow! Ten's at it again, eh?!

Is this what you call "taking responsibility?"

Well, they cause trouble 'cause they don't have food, right?

So if you feed 'em...

They still cause trouble!

Look at that, it's a beautiful family scene!

Well, it's fine for now...

...but how are they supposed to live from now on, huh?!

From far off in space comes another obnoxious alien!

It's Rei, who chases me around like a pest!

Darling is the only one I love! Get lost!

We'll see you next time for "The Coming of Rei, the Handsome Shapechanger..."

...and "Die, Ladykiller!"

Let's put weird and weird together, and make it even weirder!

Weird, weird space is super-weird!

Hold on. What? What? Something's weird!

Hold on. What? What? Something's definitely a little weird!

If it gets weird, it becomes fun!

Hearts pop up and fly away into the night sky!

Let's put weird and weird together, and make it even weirder!

Weird, weird space is super-weird!

Super-weird! Terrible!