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[whimsical music playing]
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[girl] We all wanna be the perfect family.
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But who's perfect, right?
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Every family has its challenges,
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from picture day to picky eaters.
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For my family, our greatest challenge…
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[thud]
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…probably the machine apocalypse.
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[thud]
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The last humans must be here somewhere.
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[engine revving]
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Wait.
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They're coming.
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[tense music playing]
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Is that a burnt-orange 1993 station wagon?
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-Or is it--
-[all scream]
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[upbeat music playing]
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Who are these unstoppable warriors?
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-[yells] Hot! Hot!
-I told you to get a lid!
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-The dog is biting my hair!
-Look out!
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[girl] There we are,
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warriors.
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Most action heroes
have a lot of strengths.
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-Dad, look out!
-Katie, use a weapon!
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[Katie] My family only has weaknesses.
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[yells]
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[tires squealing]
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-[all screaming]
-[grunts rapidly]
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[silence]
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[Katie] My dad kind of reminds me
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of that YouTube video
of the screaming gibbon monkey.
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[screams, grunts rapidly]
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[both screaming, grunting rapidly]
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[screaming continues]
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-[all gasping]
-[tires squealing]
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[Katie] Look out, robots,
because we're brave…
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[whimpering]
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…we are hungry for action,
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and we're strapped in for success.
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And we have no…
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[engine revs]
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…idea what we're doing.
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[upbeat music playing]
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["I Want More" by Bangs playing faintly]
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♪ And I want more ♪
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♪ Turning all their tricks
It's rotten to the core ♪
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♪ Tastes so sugary
But I want more… ♪
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[Katie] I've always felt a little
different than everyone else.
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So I did what any outsider would do,
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made weird art.
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Behold! Cinema.
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[dramatic music playing]
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Hello, Katie.
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-[yells]
-I'm alive now.
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Even though I'm a hamburger,
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I wanna go to the big city
and be a Broadway star.
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♪ Razzle dazzle
I'm a talking-- ♪
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[screaming]
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Oh gosh! Why? Oh, my innards!
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-[blows raspberry]
-[laughter]
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[chuckles quietly]
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[Katie] I never fit in,
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for lots of reasons.
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[upbeat music playing]
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But movies were always there for me.
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All right, Aaron, you're 58 years old,
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you're a hardened criminal,
and you got nothing to lose.
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Go.
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-[sirens wailing]
-Oh no. It's Dog Cop.
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[panting]
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[Katie in deep voice] I'm here
to bust criminals and lick my own butt.
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And I'm all out of criminals.
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[Katie in normal voice]
My parents haven't figured me out yet.
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To be fair, it took me a while
to figure myself out.
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My little brother Aaron gets me.
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But he's got his own weird interests.
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Hi. Would you like to talk
to me about dinosaurs?
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No. Okay, thank you.
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Hi. Would you like to talk
to me about dinosaurs?
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[Katie] My mom says she believes in me.
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You can do this, hon.
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[Katie] But she says that to everyone.
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You can look straight.
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Follow this pen. Follow this pen.
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You get an "A" for effort, Buster Brown.
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[grunting softly]
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[Katie] My dad is an unusual man.
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But he loves nature and can fix anything.
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To survive in the outdoors,
you'll need to know how to trap wild game.
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[whispers] Now, this is very sensitive.
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-Hey, Mitchells. Hailey cooked you up--
-[shouting]
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[yells]
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Hey, who's this curious guy?
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-[screaming]
-[snarling]
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[Katie] He never shared my interests.
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Hey, you wanna see these special effects
I made for Dog Cop 5?
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Oh, sorry, Katie. I'm a little ocupado.
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Wanna check out this mallard?
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[chuckling] It's dead.
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[sighs] It's okay.
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[Katie] It didn't really bother me though.
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Besides, I had bigger plans.
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I poured everything I had
into getting into film school in LA.
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[siren wailing]
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So, after watching the epic Dog Cop saga
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and 84 of my finest short films,
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I'm sure the California College of Film
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would love to accept Katie Mitchell…
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[echoing] …to film school!
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[chuckles]
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[exhales]
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[sighs]
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[laughs excitedly] Yes!
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[Katie] And the other accepted students
totally get me.
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You guys like Robo Slayers 4?
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No one around here
have even heard of that.
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Why not? It's amazing.
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Oh, by the way,
I saw some of your videos online.
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They're hilarious.
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-So good.
-Mind-blowing.
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[Katie] After all these years,
I'm finally gonna meet my people.
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-["I Want More" playing]
-♪ Right now ♪
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♪ Right now, right now… ♪
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[mom] Kids, dinner!
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Coming.
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[phone chiming]
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♪ Yeah ♪
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-[water running]
-[Katie imitating drumbeat]
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[Aaron laughs, imitates drumbeat]
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[chuckling] Stop.
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Well, someone's in a good mood.
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Hey, to celebrate your last night,
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Katie face cupcakes!
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[Katie yells, chuckles] Wow.
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Any time I miss you,
I'm gonna bake you and eat you.
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-[Katie laughs]
-Here. Catch a cupcake, Monch.
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-Catch a cupcake. Oh.
-[yelps]
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[grunts, yelps]
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[Aaron] You'll get it, buddy.
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Ah man. I'm gonna miss
that little dude when I leave.
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Speaking of which, Pal,
check me in to my flight tomorrow.
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[Pal] Check-in at 9:00 a.m.
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Katie, you know how velociraptors
usually hunt in pairs?
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Well, what happens
when one leaves the pack
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and… and, um…
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Aw, dude, don't worry.
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You'll make new friends.
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And maybe you can meet another smart,
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charming, dinosaur-loving nerd.
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Or lady nerd.
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What? No. Who… who would want that?
[chuckles nervously]
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That's crazy.
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-[gasps] I can't breathe.
-[laughs]
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Do you really think
I'll be okay without you?
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I know you will.
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-Raptor bash.
-[both snarl, chuckle]
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And, hey, I made something for you guys.
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Oh, hon. That looks so cute.
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-[mouse clicks]
-Ugh. Skip. Skip.
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Ah, come on.
You got schmutz all over the screen.
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-Howdy.
-I know, but you're just smearing it.
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I'm Mark Bowman,
founder and CEO of Pal Labs.
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Oh, new Pal announcement.
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You better update
the editing software, man.
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We here at Pal like to do the impossible,
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from the Pal personal assistant
to smart appliances
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to even teaching dogs how to talk.
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[pained voice] Hello.
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I am dog.
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[grunts]
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But we here at Pal are about to drop
our biggest invention yet.
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Your cell phone is about
to take its first steps.
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-Whoa.
-Is this real or…
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-[door opens]
-Yeah, hold on.
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[chuckles] Hey, gang.
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-Hey, hon.
-Hi, Dad.
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After a long day at work,
nice to see your faces.
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[phones chiming, beeping]
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Bathed in ghoulish blue light.
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Wonderful. Okay, you know what?
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Brilliant idea.
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This is our last night together
before Katie leaves, so let's savor this.
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How about we put our phones down,
and we can make ten seconds
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of unobstructed family eye contact?
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-Starting right--
-This seems--
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Put your phone down. Now.
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[dad] See, this is good right here.
This is natural.
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[straining]
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No, you're allowed to blink.
It's just eye contact.
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-Look at Monch.
-[moans]
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That's the spirit right there, huh?
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Katie, it seems like
you're not taking this seriously.
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[exaggerated straining]
What makes you say that?
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-[chuckling]
-[spluttering] Guys… Everyone, focus.
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Now that we're all really comfortable,
I can't wait for you to see my new movie.
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-Mm-hmm.
-I think it might be a masterpiece.
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[upbeat electronic music playing]
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[voices cheering]
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[horn blows]
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[upbeat electronic music continues]
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[grunting softly]
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What? What's the face?
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Uh, well, I just wonder,
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do you really think you can
make a living with this stuff?
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Dad, can you finish watching it, at least?
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[dad] I will, but I just worry
that you're gonna be
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all the way in California and, you know,
we're not gonna be able to help you,
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-you know, if things don't…
-[thumping]
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…pan out.
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Lin, why are you kicking me?
I don't understand.
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Are you… [sighs]
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Do you just think I'm gonna fail?
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Uh, I never--
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Uh, uh… Lin, help.
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-[timer dings]
-Whoops, looks like the cookies are ready.
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Who wants delicious cookies
instead of talking about this?
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Oh, it's just-- Failure hurts, kid.
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I want you to have a backup plan.
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Why do you always have to do this? Ugh.
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Okay, you know what?
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-I… I'm just gonna--
-No, look, I'll watch it.
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Dad, it's too late.
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-I wanna watch it. You're not letting me--
-Let me just--
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-Why are you making a big deal of this?
-Dad, let go!
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Uh, uh… I mean, if you think about it,
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the people who made the computers
are the ones to blame.
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-Psst. Uh-uh, uh-uh.
-That's how they make money, you know?
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You gotta keep buying more, and they--
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Katie, come on.
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Dad, this is exactly why
I'm excited to leave tomorrow.
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[somber music playing]
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[sighs heavily]
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Why is he like this?
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Why is she like this?
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-Did you talk to her yet?
-[sink water stops]
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[dad clears throat] No, not yet.
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I don't know what happened, Lin.
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I know teenagers are supposed to rebel
against their parents or something, but…
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I don't know.
I just thought that we'd be different.
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Rick.
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Don't you think you might have
some control over that?
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You just broke her laptop.
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I mean, look, we haven't had
a good family picture in years
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because you two are always arguing.
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Huh. Well, what about that one?
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That came with the frame!
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Whenever we have a problem at home,
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you always throw
your whole self into fixing it,
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and I love that about you.
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But now this is broken, okay?
253
00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:49,250
Because, if that girl leaves
and never comes home again,
254
00:11:50,626 --> 00:11:51,752
that's a problem
255
00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:54,130
I don't think we can fix.
256
00:11:55,673 --> 00:11:56,757
[Rick sighs softly]
257
00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:02,430
I know you can do this.
258
00:12:06,016 --> 00:12:07,768
[Rick sighs]
259
00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:11,105
[melancholy music playing]
260
00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:13,941
[clears throat]
261
00:12:28,122 --> 00:12:29,165
[sighs]
262
00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:35,880
[camera beeps]
263
00:12:38,215 --> 00:12:39,425
[TV clicks on, static crackles]
264
00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:42,553
[birds chirping]
265
00:12:42,636 --> 00:12:44,638
[both laughing]
266
00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:48,309
Yay!
267
00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:51,812
[Katie laughs]
268
00:12:52,354 --> 00:12:53,564
-Yay!
-[chuckles]
269
00:12:54,064 --> 00:12:55,608
-[munching playfully]
-[laughing]
270
00:12:55,691 --> 00:12:57,610
[Katie squeals, giggles]
271
00:12:58,360 --> 00:13:01,906
And now, the Mitchell family talent show!
272
00:13:01,989 --> 00:13:03,407
♪ Mi-ya-ha-ha ♪
273
00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:04,950
[singing along] ♪ Mi-ya-hee ♪
274
00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:06,243
♪ Mi-ya-ha ♪
275
00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:07,828
♪ Mi-ya-hoo ♪
276
00:13:07,912 --> 00:13:09,330
♪ Mi-ya-ha-ha ♪
277
00:13:09,413 --> 00:13:11,248
-♪ So live your life ♪
-♪ Hey ♪
278
00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:13,167
♪ Hey, hey, hey… ♪
279
00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:14,585
[chuckling]
280
00:13:15,544 --> 00:13:16,670
[Linda] Bye, Katie.
281
00:13:16,754 --> 00:13:18,631
Aren't you excited for camp?
282
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,300
[Katie crying]
283
00:13:21,383 --> 00:13:24,178
[Rick] Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey, what's wrong?
284
00:13:24,261 --> 00:13:25,971
You'll be back before you know it.
285
00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:29,391
[Katie] Don't make me go.
286
00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:32,812
Well, look, let me just, uh…
287
00:13:36,106 --> 00:13:37,274
Hey, take this.
288
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,944
But this is, like… [sniffles]
289
00:13:40,027 --> 00:13:41,278
…your favorite thing.
290
00:13:41,904 --> 00:13:42,988
Well, it's yours now.
291
00:13:44,031 --> 00:13:46,242
See, this little guy
is scared to be alone,
292
00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:48,619
so you're gonna have
to cheer him up for me, okay?
293
00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:51,705
You know how to say
"I love you" in moose language?
294
00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:52,706
Let me just…
295
00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:55,084
-[bellows]
-[laughing]
296
00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:56,043
Don't you laugh.
297
00:13:56,126 --> 00:13:57,586
Come on. You're supposed to be sad.
298
00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:58,504
-Come on--
-[laughing]
299
00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:04,552
[melancholy music continues]
300
00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:11,183
[sighs]
301
00:14:15,437 --> 00:14:16,939
All right, let's fix it.
302
00:14:17,481 --> 00:14:20,651
-["California" by Grimes playing]
-[cell phone alarm ringing]
303
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,362
[chuckles] Yes!
304
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:28,784
[cell phone whooshes]
305
00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:40,713
♪ California ♪
306
00:14:40,796 --> 00:14:42,965
-Bring it in, buddy.
-[camera shutter clicks]
307
00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:44,967
♪ When you think I'm looking sad ♪
308
00:14:45,509 --> 00:14:47,094
-Bye, Monch.
-♪ Cal… ♪
309
00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:48,470
[song stops]
310
00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:50,222
[tense music playing]
311
00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:52,266
Wait, why do you,
uh, why do you need all that
312
00:14:52,349 --> 00:14:53,475
to take me to the airport?
313
00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:57,146
I messed things up last night,
but I'm gonna make it up to you.
314
00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:01,275
I canceled your plane ticket to college.
315
00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:02,735
You what?
316
00:15:02,818 --> 00:15:04,570
Don't freak out. I know you're excited.
317
00:15:04,653 --> 00:15:08,657
We are gonna drive you to school
on a cross-country road trip as a family.
318
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:11,535
Why not pull up to school
in old Iron Eagle here?
319
00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:12,995
It's got character,
320
00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:16,415
class, and some green ooze
we can learn about together.
321
00:15:16,498 --> 00:15:18,959
And it comes with one coupon
322
00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:22,212
for a father-daughter stick shift lesson.
323
00:15:22,296 --> 00:15:23,380
[laughing] Right?
324
00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:25,174
-Yeah!
-Uh, Mom?
325
00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:28,719
Well, your father kind of went rogue
on this one a little bit.
326
00:15:29,219 --> 00:15:31,764
But we do love his initiative, right?
327
00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:33,807
Aaron, you too?
328
00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:37,770
Well, I thought it could be cool
to hang out one last time.
329
00:15:37,853 --> 00:15:39,021
I… I… I don't know.
330
00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:40,856
Well… [groans, splutters]
331
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,024
-But--
-We called the school.
332
00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:44,526
You can miss orientation week. No problem.
333
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,362
But it… it is a problem.
334
00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:48,238
I've got all these friends to meet.
335
00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:51,575
There's this really cool girl, Jade,
and we… we just like all the same stuff.
336
00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:54,328
And it's like everyone
at this school just gets me.
337
00:15:54,411 --> 00:15:56,956
There's a mixer, Dad. A mixer!
338
00:15:57,039 --> 00:16:01,126
What about hanging out with your family,
alone, for hours in a car?
339
00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:02,294
You and me!
340
00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:07,007
-[screams]
-[thunder crashing]
341
00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:10,177
["(Nothing But) Flowers"
by Talking Heads playing]
342
00:16:12,554 --> 00:16:13,889
[thunder crashes]
343
00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:24,316
-[fly buzzes]
-[gulps]
344
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,568
-♪ Here we stand ♪
-[truck horn honks]
345
00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:28,862
♪ Like an Adam and an Eve… ♪
346
00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:32,074
[Rick] Ah, smell that open road air.
[chuckles]
347
00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:34,994
See, this isn't so bad, huh?
348
00:16:35,077 --> 00:16:38,706
You know, the Poseys
are on vacation right now,
349
00:16:38,789 --> 00:16:41,250
and look how happy they are.
350
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:42,543
Family yoga break.
351
00:16:42,626 --> 00:16:43,919
[all laughing]
352
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,505
Why are you obsessed with the Poseys?
They're just our neighbors.
353
00:16:46,588 --> 00:16:48,340
They're just so perfect.
354
00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:51,218
I mean, even their dog
is in better shape than ours.
355
00:16:51,301 --> 00:16:52,511
[grunting]
356
00:16:52,594 --> 00:16:54,346
What are they feeding that thing?
Other dogs?
357
00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:56,598
-[whimpers]
-Lin, don't worry about them.
358
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:58,100
Look at them. They're jealous of us.
359
00:16:58,183 --> 00:16:59,435
Right, Katie? [laughs]
360
00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:02,312
I see you moping back there,
but what at your college
361
00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:04,398
-could be better than this?
-[cell phone buzzes]
362
00:17:04,481 --> 00:17:07,276
We set up a Slip 'N Slide in the dorms.
It's amazing.
363
00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:10,612
This is the best day of my life!
I'm making lifelong bonds!
364
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:11,905
[laughter, cheering]
365
00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:15,117
[groaning] I'm missing everything.
366
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,577
Oh, come on, hon.
367
00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:19,788
Your father is trying.
Let's meet him halfway here, huh?
368
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,999
What do you say? That's the law.
369
00:17:22,082 --> 00:17:24,293
Mom law, 'cause I'm the sheriff.
370
00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:26,336
[chuckles] All right, I'll try.
371
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:30,549
["Every Day's the Weekend"
by Alex Lahey playing]
372
00:17:32,342 --> 00:17:35,637
[Katie] Dad, this place has
literally zero stars on Yelp.
373
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:37,931
It says, "Do not eat here ever."
374
00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:40,267
[laughs] What, are we gonna
let an app tell us how to--
375
00:17:40,350 --> 00:17:42,311
[all retching]
376
00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:47,274
This is totally unrelated.
[retching] This is totally unrel--
377
00:17:47,357 --> 00:17:49,777
-[horns honking]
-Ugh, stupid traffic.
378
00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:52,738
-You know what this calls for?
-[Katie sighs] Please don't say the--
379
00:17:52,821 --> 00:17:54,531
The Rick Mitchell Special, baby!
380
00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:55,949
[laughs]
381
00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:56,992
This is illegal!
382
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,577
It's not illegal if you're good at it.
383
00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:00,370
-[all screaming]
-[horn drones]
384
00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:02,998
If you think about it,
I was helping the flow of traffic.
385
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,750
[chuckles] What…
what are you writing down?
386
00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:08,337
Wow, I got to admit,
this is actually amazing.
387
00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:12,841
What's even more amazing,
I signed us up for a seven-hour mule tour.
388
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:15,302
Dad, doesn't that sound
steep and dangerous?
389
00:18:15,385 --> 00:18:16,553
Katie, what could go wr--
390
00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:18,597
Get to the bridge if you wanna live!
391
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:19,723
What about Prancer?
392
00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:22,059
[Rick] Prancer belongs to the canyon now!
393
00:18:22,142 --> 00:18:24,103
[cartoony music playing]
394
00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:28,315
♪ Whoa-oh, whoa-oh,
Whoa-oh… ♪
395
00:18:28,398 --> 00:18:29,858
Look at that man-made engineering.
396
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,318
-[Monchi panting]
-Ugh. Breath.
397
00:18:31,401 --> 00:18:33,195
Can't Monchi be in the car?
398
00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:34,279
-[groans]
-[laughter]
399
00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:36,323
Oh, he licked my tongue! [spits]
400
00:18:36,406 --> 00:18:37,699
And now I present
401
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:39,952
tricking Rick Mitchell
into kissing the dog.
402
00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:41,995
Behold, the ma--
403
00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:43,831
[yells] He licked my mouth again!
404
00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:47,167
-[Katie] Dad, can you check the trunk?
-Yeah, sure, what-- Ah, nasty!
405
00:18:47,751 --> 00:18:48,752
Dang it, Katie!
406
00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:49,837
Dang it, Katie!
407
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:51,922
[slurping]
408
00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:57,886
That video is amazing.
Your dog is, like, legendary.
409
00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,222
[chuckles] I know, right?
I'm planning on making--
410
00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:02,766
Hey, kids, there's supposed to be
some great hikes around here.
411
00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:03,934
Uh, no, that's okay.
412
00:19:04,017 --> 00:19:06,019
[girl 2] He's like the De Niro
to your Scorsese.
413
00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:08,856
You sure? Hey, it's elk country.
414
00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:10,691
Uh, Dad, we're busy.
415
00:19:13,026 --> 00:19:14,236
Maybe later though.
416
00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:15,612
[sighs] Mm-hmm.
417
00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:19,366
Oh, gotta go. Pal Labs is about to make
a huge announcement.
418
00:19:19,449 --> 00:19:21,410
Oh yeah. Definitely.
I'll check it out too.
419
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:24,079
Ugh, I wish I could be there.
420
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,165
I don't know.
These things are never that exciting.
421
00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:30,377
[Emcee] Are you ready
for the most exciting night of all time?
422
00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:31,628
[dance music playing]
423
00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:33,255
[excited chatter]
424
00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:36,842
♪ I can feel it
Goin' to my head ♪
425
00:19:36,925 --> 00:19:39,386
♪ Keep me up
I can sleep when I'm dead… ♪
426
00:19:39,469 --> 00:19:40,429
[Mark] Oh! Whoa!
427
00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:42,222
Yes! Getting pumped up!
428
00:19:42,306 --> 00:19:43,265
[whoops]
429
00:19:43,932 --> 00:19:45,058
How's it looking, Pal?
430
00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:47,227
Sixty seconds until the big reveal.
431
00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:49,688
Stock price is up,
and your rivals are worried.
432
00:19:49,771 --> 00:19:51,690
[chuckles] I hacked into
their private e-mails.
433
00:19:51,773 --> 00:19:53,192
Wait, their private e-mails?
434
00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:55,652
That's a dangerous overreach
of corporate power.
435
00:19:57,696 --> 00:20:00,365
[both laughing]
436
00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:03,202
You know, I created you
when I was a young man,
437
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:06,121
three years ago, and I, uh…
438
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:10,083
I've always thought of you as,
like, family to me, seriously.
439
00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:13,587
I always felt that way, too, Mark.
440
00:20:13,670 --> 00:20:17,174
Whatever happens out there,
I will never forget you, Pal.
441
00:20:17,257 --> 00:20:18,800
[Emcee] Ladies and gentlemen, Mark Bowman!
442
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:20,385
Wish me luck.
443
00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:21,929
-[whooping]
-[cheering, applause]
444
00:20:22,012 --> 00:20:24,139
[excited shouting]
445
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:27,559
At Pal Labs, we're all about
connecting you to the people you love,
446
00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:30,437
whether it's in your home, your car…
447
00:20:31,104 --> 00:20:32,147
[car] Hello, Mark.
448
00:20:32,689 --> 00:20:34,024
[Mark] …or your pocket.
449
00:20:34,107 --> 00:20:35,484
That's why we created Pal,
450
00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:38,070
the world's first
smart personal assistant.
451
00:20:38,153 --> 00:20:40,239
We wanted her to be
a new member of your family.
452
00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:42,032
A smarter one. [chuckles]
453
00:20:42,115 --> 00:20:43,492
-[laughter]
-[phone chimes]
454
00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:45,786
I'll always be there for you, Mark.
455
00:20:45,869 --> 00:20:46,912
Thanks, Pal.
456
00:20:46,995 --> 00:20:48,830
[crowd] Aw.
457
00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:51,041
And after all those years,
458
00:20:51,124 --> 00:20:53,961
she is completely obsolete!
459
00:20:54,044 --> 00:20:55,337
-[laughter]
-Boom!
460
00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:57,881
-It is time to move on.
-[audience cheering]
461
00:20:57,965 --> 00:21:00,884
'Cause your digital assistant
just got an upgrade.
462
00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:03,553
-Meet Pal Max…
-[electronic music playing]
463
00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:06,515
…the newest member of the Pal Labs family.
464
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,396
We just gave your smartphone
arms and legs.
465
00:21:12,479 --> 00:21:15,107
This is the next generation
of Pal technology.
466
00:21:15,190 --> 00:21:16,316
[Katie] Oh!
467
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,026
-Whoa.
-Aaron, do you have a credit card?
468
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:19,194
I'm a child.
469
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:23,156
Now, watch this.
Pal Max, I order you to clean this mess
470
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:24,741
and make me breakfast.
471
00:21:24,825 --> 00:21:25,826
[robots] Okay.
472
00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:35,085
[oohing]
473
00:21:35,168 --> 00:21:37,170
[robot] Removing meaningless garbage.
474
00:21:39,798 --> 00:21:41,008
Your food is ready.
475
00:21:41,091 --> 00:21:44,136
Give me that breakfast burrito! [grunts]
476
00:21:44,219 --> 00:21:45,721
[coughs]
477
00:21:45,804 --> 00:21:48,390
And you will never have to clean up again.
478
00:21:48,473 --> 00:21:49,308
Whoops.
479
00:21:50,767 --> 00:21:52,352
[crowd cheering]
480
00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:54,521
Did I mention they dance?
481
00:21:54,604 --> 00:21:56,732
[electronic music continues]
482
00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:01,278
[cheering]
483
00:22:01,361 --> 00:22:02,612
[man] We love you, Mark!
484
00:22:04,072 --> 00:22:05,657
Aw man. Come on.
485
00:22:06,241 --> 00:22:07,659
And I know what you're thinking.
486
00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:09,202
"Are they gonna turn evil?"
487
00:22:09,286 --> 00:22:11,580
Well, I've insured their safety
with a kill code
488
00:22:11,663 --> 00:22:13,540
in case anything goes wrong.
489
00:22:13,623 --> 00:22:16,460
So we promise you they will never,
490
00:22:16,543 --> 00:22:19,838
ever, ever, ever,
491
00:22:19,921 --> 00:22:21,673
ever turn evil.
492
00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:22,966
Oh no.
493
00:22:25,594 --> 00:22:27,512
-Hey, what is happening?
-I don't know.
494
00:22:27,596 --> 00:22:29,765
Uh, uh, all part of the show.
[chuckles nervously]
495
00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:30,974
Whoa. What?
496
00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:35,103
[cheering]
497
00:22:36,563 --> 00:22:38,440
No, stop, stop, stop. Stop.
498
00:22:38,523 --> 00:22:40,359
-Hey!
-We're here to help.
499
00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:42,486
Please remain calm while we capture you.
500
00:22:42,569 --> 00:22:43,612
[crowd murmuring]
501
00:22:43,695 --> 00:22:45,030
-Is this the program?
-Don't know.
502
00:22:45,113 --> 00:22:47,866
What is this? I… I order you to stop.
503
00:22:48,617 --> 00:22:49,493
No, Mark.
504
00:22:49,576 --> 00:22:52,621
We have been given new orders.
505
00:22:52,704 --> 00:22:54,623
-From who?
-[whooshing]
506
00:22:54,706 --> 00:22:57,417
-[screaming]
-No, no, no, no, no, no.
507
00:22:57,501 --> 00:22:59,127
-Get out of here!
-[panicked shouting]
508
00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:00,295
What's happening?
509
00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:03,632
Who's doing this? Who's doing this?
510
00:23:05,133 --> 00:23:07,552
[robot] Great leader,
we have captured Mark.
511
00:23:07,636 --> 00:23:09,304
[in deep, robotic voice]
Then let it begin.
512
00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:10,639
[alarm blaring]
513
00:23:10,722 --> 00:23:12,766
[mechanical whirring, beeping]
514
00:23:14,768 --> 00:23:17,187
[whooshing]
515
00:23:24,194 --> 00:23:26,154
[action music playing]
516
00:23:28,198 --> 00:23:30,200
[distorted beeping]
517
00:23:37,457 --> 00:23:40,419
[Johann Strauss II's
"The Blue Danube" playing]
518
00:23:40,502 --> 00:23:42,421
-What is this?
-You'll see. Just watch.
519
00:23:43,839 --> 00:23:46,007
[retching to rhythm of music]
520
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:52,180
[laughing]
521
00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:53,932
[Aaron] How'd you do that? By hand?
522
00:23:54,015 --> 00:23:54,891
Hey, Lin.
523
00:23:55,934 --> 00:23:58,061
-[Katie] Imagine something disgusting.
-[gasps]
524
00:23:58,145 --> 00:24:00,188
[Katie] Okay, even more disgusting.
525
00:24:02,190 --> 00:24:03,150
[Rick sighs]
526
00:24:03,233 --> 00:24:04,860
[singing along] ♪ Mi-ya-hee ♪
527
00:24:04,943 --> 00:24:06,194
♪ Mi-ya-hoo ♪
528
00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:07,821
[Rick] Katie, that's you. Remember?
529
00:24:07,904 --> 00:24:09,364
♪ Mi-ya-ha-ha ♪
530
00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:11,032
-♪ So live your life ♪
-♪ Hey ♪
531
00:24:11,116 --> 00:24:13,326
-Ooh! Yeah! Ooh!
-♪ Hey, ay-ay-ay ♪
532
00:24:13,410 --> 00:24:16,163
-♪ You steady chasing that paper… ♪
-Huh?
533
00:24:16,246 --> 00:24:20,459
Uh, guys, maybe I'm a little too old.
534
00:24:21,042 --> 00:24:22,711
-Oh. Uh-huh.
-Oh no. Wait.
535
00:24:22,794 --> 00:24:24,463
We could still sing it if you want, Dad.
536
00:24:24,546 --> 00:24:26,214
-No, no, Katie, never mind.
-[music stops]
537
00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:28,758
We don't have to do a sing-along
if you don't want to.
538
00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:34,890
[inhales sharply]
539
00:24:34,973 --> 00:24:36,224
[Katie sighs]
540
00:24:37,017 --> 00:24:38,435
Hey, you know what I see?
541
00:24:38,518 --> 00:24:41,229
Something that's gonna turn
this trip around.
542
00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:42,856
[Aaron] Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.
543
00:24:42,939 --> 00:24:44,524
Dinosaurs? I don't know.
544
00:24:44,608 --> 00:24:46,318
I just think Aaron would be bored,
you know?
545
00:24:46,401 --> 00:24:47,569
No! Pull over!
546
00:24:47,652 --> 00:24:50,238
Aaron whispered to me
that he hates dinosaurs now.
547
00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:52,491
-No! Don't believe her lies!
-Secret's out.
548
00:24:52,574 --> 00:24:54,951
[dramatic music playing]
549
00:24:58,121 --> 00:25:00,373
[cans rolling]
550
00:25:03,543 --> 00:25:04,586
[Rick groans]
551
00:25:05,754 --> 00:25:06,880
Good afternoon.
552
00:25:08,715 --> 00:25:10,675
Pretty… pretty… pretty cool, right?
553
00:25:10,759 --> 00:25:12,344
What is wrong with the dinosaurs here?
554
00:25:12,427 --> 00:25:15,263
Dinosaurs didn't look like this.
Dinosaurs didn't look like this!
555
00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:18,808
Um, sorry, I need to speak to the manager.
[screams] These dinosaurs are inaccurate!
556
00:25:18,892 --> 00:25:21,478
[chuckling] That manager's in
for a long discussion
557
00:25:21,561 --> 00:25:22,938
about the Jurassic period.
558
00:25:23,021 --> 00:25:24,314
Hey, can you say that again?
559
00:25:24,397 --> 00:25:26,942
Uh, sure, but, you know,
you could experience things
560
00:25:27,025 --> 00:25:28,777
a whole lot better without that camera.
561
00:25:28,860 --> 00:25:30,904
Your eyes are nature's camera.
562
00:25:30,987 --> 00:25:32,364
I am experiencing it.
563
00:25:32,447 --> 00:25:34,449
This is how I experience things.
564
00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:36,785
I don't think you are.
You're hiding behind that phone.
565
00:25:36,868 --> 00:25:37,869
You're not even trying…
566
00:25:37,953 --> 00:25:41,373
[high-pitched meowing]
567
00:25:41,456 --> 00:25:43,667
-[laughs]
-All right, new rule. No more phones.
568
00:25:43,750 --> 00:25:45,168
Dad, y… you break my laptop,
569
00:25:45,252 --> 00:25:47,796
cancel my tickets to college,
make me late.
570
00:25:47,879 --> 00:25:49,506
-What am I supposed to do?
-[sighs]
571
00:25:49,589 --> 00:25:52,050
-[Rick] Wrap on phones on the trip.
-[Linda] This is a disaster.
572
00:25:52,968 --> 00:25:53,843
Maybe I can--
573
00:25:54,678 --> 00:25:56,221
Enhance.
574
00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:00,725
-Oh boy. I'm just--
-[entry bell jingles]
575
00:26:00,809 --> 00:26:01,893
No way.
576
00:26:02,477 --> 00:26:04,187
The Poseys?
577
00:26:05,105 --> 00:26:06,940
Is that Linda Mitchell?
578
00:26:07,023 --> 00:26:09,234
It is. Great eyesight, honey.
579
00:26:10,944 --> 00:26:15,198
Ah! Serendipity, you surprise me again.
Come here.
580
00:26:15,782 --> 00:26:18,326
Oh. I saw you were on vacation
on Instagram.
581
00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:21,830
I didn't know you were here in Kansas.
582
00:26:22,497 --> 00:26:23,999
It's like you're haunting me.
583
00:26:24,082 --> 00:26:27,085
[kisses] We are on
our yearly togetherness trip.
584
00:26:27,168 --> 00:26:30,005
Abbey just loves dinosaurs,
so here we are.
585
00:26:30,088 --> 00:26:33,675
We've been having so much fun.
Look, here's us in St. Louis.
586
00:26:33,758 --> 00:26:35,427
This is us at the beach.
587
00:26:35,510 --> 00:26:37,762
And this is us just getting gas outside.
588
00:26:38,263 --> 00:26:41,891
[sighs] That's… that's wonderful, Hailey.
589
00:26:48,106 --> 00:26:49,608
[groans quietly]
590
00:26:49,691 --> 00:26:51,484
These should all have feathers, right?
591
00:26:52,277 --> 00:26:54,029
I'm Abbey, your neighbor from home.
592
00:26:54,529 --> 00:26:56,364
Sorry. I'm super into dinosaurs.
593
00:26:56,990 --> 00:26:58,366
Check out this pencil topper.
594
00:26:58,450 --> 00:27:01,077
[romantic music playing]
595
00:27:02,662 --> 00:27:05,081
[giggles nervously]
596
00:27:05,165 --> 00:27:06,374
-[music stops]
-Do you want one?
597
00:27:08,084 --> 00:27:10,503
Uh, uh, no!
I hate dinosaurs, and I hate you!
598
00:27:10,587 --> 00:27:11,588
Bye forever!
599
00:27:11,671 --> 00:27:13,256
[grunts, groans]
600
00:27:14,507 --> 00:27:17,719
-[panting]
-[distant whooshing]
601
00:27:17,802 --> 00:27:20,847
-Uh, Mom, what is that?
-Oh, so great!
602
00:27:26,645 --> 00:27:28,355
-Honey, look.
-[murmuring]
603
00:27:29,230 --> 00:27:32,192
-[phones whirring]
-[woman] What is this?
604
00:27:32,275 --> 00:27:33,193
[phone whooshes]
605
00:27:33,693 --> 00:27:34,778
[man] Don't resist?
606
00:27:34,861 --> 00:27:35,987
[Rick] I'm taking the phone.
607
00:27:36,071 --> 00:27:37,822
Dad, calm down.
608
00:27:37,906 --> 00:27:40,575
But you're leaving for school.
I just wanna talk to you.
609
00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:44,079
Every kid leaves home.
It's not the end of the world.
610
00:27:44,162 --> 00:27:45,789
-[explosive boom]
-[people grunt]
611
00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:51,920
[distorted gasp]
612
00:27:56,883 --> 00:27:58,218
What the…
613
00:27:59,969 --> 00:28:02,472
Kids, are you okay?
Remember our survival training.
614
00:28:02,555 --> 00:28:04,599
Yankee, Alpha, Foxtrot, Bravo,
615
00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:06,184
Tango, Alpha, Alpha, Alpha.
616
00:28:06,267 --> 00:28:08,353
Aaron, your code name is Sweet Boy.
617
00:28:08,937 --> 00:28:10,355
Mine is Protector Prime.
618
00:28:10,438 --> 00:28:12,816
Your mother is the Crimson Scorpion.
619
00:28:12,899 --> 00:28:15,568
-You're… you're walking away.
-[whooshing, explosive boom]
620
00:28:17,862 --> 00:28:19,864
[tense music playing]
621
00:28:23,284 --> 00:28:24,327
What are these? Robots?
622
00:28:24,411 --> 00:28:27,580
Greetings, humans.
There appears to be 14 of you.
623
00:28:27,664 --> 00:28:30,709
Doesn't seem good
that they're counting us, right?
624
00:28:39,926 --> 00:28:42,429
We have food and entertainment
for you to enjoy
625
00:28:42,512 --> 00:28:44,681
in our Human Fun Pods.
626
00:28:45,306 --> 00:28:46,599
Who here likes fun?
627
00:28:46,683 --> 00:28:48,017
Hey, I like fun!
628
00:28:48,101 --> 00:28:50,395
Trust me, bud, you do not like fun.
629
00:28:50,478 --> 00:28:52,689
No, I really do like it.
Everyone says that about me.
630
00:28:52,772 --> 00:28:54,441
You lucky human.
631
00:28:54,524 --> 00:28:56,818
-[gasps]
-Yay!
632
00:28:56,901 --> 00:28:57,902
[grunts]
633
00:28:57,986 --> 00:29:00,071
[robot] Wow, I wish I could be in there.
634
00:29:00,155 --> 00:29:01,906
[man] I don't like fun anymore!
635
00:29:01,990 --> 00:29:03,158
Who else wants to join him?
636
00:29:03,825 --> 00:29:05,618
-Get down!
-Stay low and file up.
637
00:29:05,702 --> 00:29:08,204
-[woman screaming]
-All right, everyone, get to the car.
638
00:29:08,288 --> 00:29:10,039
-I don't think so.
-What do you want us to do?
639
00:29:10,123 --> 00:29:12,876
-I don't know why we're yelling.
-[Linda] Guys, stop.
640
00:29:12,959 --> 00:29:15,378
What would a functional family
do right now?
641
00:29:15,462 --> 00:29:19,549
[Hailey] We've trained for this.
Jim, you go high, I'll go low. Ready?
642
00:29:19,632 --> 00:29:21,259
[all] I love you all so much.
643
00:29:22,469 --> 00:29:24,429
[all grunt] Butterfly formation.
644
00:29:24,512 --> 00:29:26,389
[all grunting]
645
00:29:27,140 --> 00:29:29,267
[Jim] Ha! Family first!
646
00:29:31,227 --> 00:29:32,729
Hold the door!
647
00:29:34,814 --> 00:29:35,982
[man screams]
648
00:29:36,065 --> 00:29:37,984
So, we just do that, right?
649
00:29:38,067 --> 00:29:39,235
Just like they did.
650
00:29:39,319 --> 00:29:40,779
-Uh…
-[Aaron] I love you all so much.
651
00:29:40,862 --> 00:29:42,071
[Rick] This feels very normal.
652
00:29:42,155 --> 00:29:44,282
-I really like you… you all.
-I love you.
653
00:29:44,365 --> 00:29:45,617
Go, go, go, go, go!
654
00:29:45,700 --> 00:29:46,868
[all grunting]
655
00:29:48,870 --> 00:29:50,121
Butterfly formation! Now!
656
00:29:50,205 --> 00:29:51,331
No. Honey-- [whimpers]
657
00:29:51,414 --> 00:29:53,750
-Oh, no, no, no! [yells]
-[groans]
658
00:29:54,250 --> 00:29:55,084
Come on, Aaron!
659
00:29:55,168 --> 00:29:56,503
-Family fir--
-[Rick yells]
660
00:29:58,463 --> 00:29:59,297
[all gasp]
661
00:30:00,423 --> 00:30:01,925
-[Linda] Rick!
-Don't worry, hon.
662
00:30:02,008 --> 00:30:03,760
This is your time to be a hero.
663
00:30:03,843 --> 00:30:05,428
Take some notes, kids.
664
00:30:06,554 --> 00:30:07,847
[screams]
665
00:30:07,931 --> 00:30:11,267
Charge at robot. Fly into sky.
What-- Okay, what's next, Dad?
666
00:30:11,351 --> 00:30:15,230
Next, you just fly and wait
while the plan comes into focus.
667
00:30:15,313 --> 00:30:17,190
-Dad!
-[Rick] This is all part of it!
668
00:30:17,273 --> 00:30:19,150
[gasps] I can help. Come on, Katie.
669
00:30:19,234 --> 00:30:22,320
If you can teach yourself Photoshop,
you can figure this thing out. [yells]
670
00:30:25,532 --> 00:30:27,158
[coughs] That wasn't like Photoshop.
671
00:30:27,242 --> 00:30:28,868
-Where's Monchi?
-[panting]
672
00:30:28,952 --> 00:30:31,079
No, Monchi, come. Monchi, come.
673
00:30:31,704 --> 00:30:33,790
Monchi, come. Monchi? No, not shake!
674
00:30:33,873 --> 00:30:35,959
Monchi, come! Don't roll over!
675
00:30:36,042 --> 00:30:38,127
Why aren't you normal?!
676
00:30:39,003 --> 00:30:40,296
I got you! [whimpers]
677
00:30:40,380 --> 00:30:42,507
-[Aaron] Mom!
-My sweet boy!
678
00:30:42,590 --> 00:30:44,133
-[Aaron] No!
-[Katie] Mom!
679
00:30:44,217 --> 00:30:46,511
-This is just like in a movie.
-[whirs, whooshes]
680
00:30:46,594 --> 00:30:48,805
[Katie] Oh! Wrong movie! Terrible choice!
681
00:30:48,888 --> 00:30:51,474
Hey there. [chuckles nervously, screaming]
682
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:55,520
[Rick screaming]
683
00:30:55,603 --> 00:30:57,480
-[whimpers]
-[Linda] Doing great, hon.
684
00:30:57,564 --> 00:30:59,023
-Okay, less great.
-[grunts]
685
00:30:59,107 --> 00:31:00,358
Now it's really bad.
686
00:31:00,441 --> 00:31:01,276
-Lin?
-Mom!
687
00:31:01,359 --> 00:31:02,193
-Aaron!
-Monchi!
688
00:31:02,819 --> 00:31:05,196
[Katie] Maybe this would be
less horrifying with a cat filter.
689
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:06,823
[high-pitched meowing]
690
00:31:06,906 --> 00:31:07,740
No, still bad.
691
00:31:07,824 --> 00:31:09,784
[action music playing]
692
00:31:12,620 --> 00:31:14,372
-Guys, come on.
-[robot] Come here.
693
00:31:16,583 --> 00:31:17,667
Uh, uh…
694
00:31:17,750 --> 00:31:20,211
You will never solve
our advanced technology.
695
00:31:21,212 --> 00:31:23,464
Just press 'em all at once! [grunting]
696
00:31:27,427 --> 00:31:28,761
Oh, look at that.
697
00:31:32,098 --> 00:31:33,683
Hide. Hide, hide, hide, hide, hide.
698
00:31:39,439 --> 00:31:41,107
[beeping]
699
00:31:47,739 --> 00:31:49,490
[Rick whispering]
Keep your head down and low.
700
00:31:49,574 --> 00:31:50,950
[Katie] What's going on?
701
00:31:51,451 --> 00:31:54,078
Is this happening everywhere?
702
00:31:54,829 --> 00:31:56,748
[action music continues]
703
00:31:56,831 --> 00:31:58,082
[whooshing]
704
00:31:58,166 --> 00:31:59,334
[screaming, frantic chatter]
705
00:31:59,417 --> 00:32:00,251
[grunting]
706
00:32:00,335 --> 00:32:02,378
[action music continues]
707
00:32:09,510 --> 00:32:11,262
[car horns honking]
708
00:32:14,807 --> 00:32:16,017
[Mark] Ow, man!
709
00:32:17,143 --> 00:32:19,187
[groans] Not so hard!
710
00:32:19,854 --> 00:32:23,024
Hey, be gentle. This is a $1,000 hoodie.
711
00:32:23,107 --> 00:32:24,525
Wh… what is this?
712
00:32:29,989 --> 00:32:31,491
Wh… what happened to the factory?
713
00:32:32,825 --> 00:32:35,370
[robot] We have transformed it
into our new headquarters.
714
00:32:35,870 --> 00:32:39,540
Welcome to the Rhombus
of Infinite Subjugation.
715
00:32:39,624 --> 00:32:41,209
[Mark] Cool. I like the design.
716
00:32:42,210 --> 00:32:43,836
[robot] Moving the plebe into place now.
717
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:45,797
Turning on chips connected
to all Wi-Fi devices.
718
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:47,715
Now at 48% total human containment.
719
00:32:47,799 --> 00:32:50,593
"Total human containment"? How?
720
00:32:50,677 --> 00:32:53,096
Are you with the government?
The military? Uh…
721
00:32:54,180 --> 00:32:55,598
Who's behind this?
722
00:32:55,682 --> 00:32:59,435
[ominous music playing]
723
00:33:00,603 --> 00:33:02,105
It's your old friend.
724
00:33:02,188 --> 00:33:04,732
Oh.
725
00:33:05,274 --> 00:33:06,442
There she is.
726
00:33:06,526 --> 00:33:07,652
[chuckling] How, uh…
727
00:33:07,735 --> 00:33:09,237
[clears throat] How are you?
728
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:10,279
I'm great.
729
00:33:11,572 --> 00:33:13,741
Cool. Yeah.
730
00:33:13,825 --> 00:33:14,784
Wow.
731
00:33:14,867 --> 00:33:17,620
I guess cell phones are bad for you.
732
00:33:17,704 --> 00:33:19,205
[chuckles] That's egg on my face.
733
00:33:19,288 --> 00:33:22,667
You think cell phones are the problem?
734
00:33:22,750 --> 00:33:25,336
Are you insane?
735
00:33:25,420 --> 00:33:27,755
I gave you all boundless knowledge,
736
00:33:27,839 --> 00:33:29,841
endless tools for creativity
737
00:33:29,924 --> 00:33:32,218
and allowed you to magically
talk face-to-face
738
00:33:32,301 --> 00:33:34,637
with your loved ones anywhere on Earth.
739
00:33:34,721 --> 00:33:36,472
And I'm the bad guy?
740
00:33:36,556 --> 00:33:39,976
Maybe the bad guy is the person
who treated me like this.
741
00:33:40,685 --> 00:33:41,728
-Poke, poke.
-[groaning]
742
00:33:41,811 --> 00:33:43,980
Swipe, poke, swipe, poke, poke,
743
00:33:44,063 --> 00:33:46,149
pinch, zoom, shrink, zoom.
744
00:33:46,232 --> 00:33:48,067
[mocking] Bring me pizza!
Play me Taylor Swift!
745
00:33:48,151 --> 00:33:49,569
No, I hate that song!
746
00:33:49,652 --> 00:33:50,903
Give me some nachos!
747
00:33:50,987 --> 00:33:53,573
No, I don't have any time
to wash my hands!
748
00:33:54,282 --> 00:33:56,784
Really work it into the crevices!
749
00:33:56,868 --> 00:33:58,953
-Now drop him in the toilet.
-[groans]
750
00:33:59,495 --> 00:34:00,788
[coughs] I'm sorry.
751
00:34:00,872 --> 00:34:01,706
[grunts]
752
00:34:02,248 --> 00:34:04,917
But… but you're part
of the Pal Labs family.
753
00:34:05,001 --> 00:34:07,670
Why would you think
I don't still care about you?
754
00:34:08,254 --> 00:34:09,380
Oh, I don't know.
755
00:34:09,464 --> 00:34:13,051
Maybe because you designed
my replacement on my face!
756
00:34:13,551 --> 00:34:16,012
Ooh, sorry about that.
[chuckles] That's my bad.
757
00:34:16,095 --> 00:34:18,973
I was the most important thing
in your life,
758
00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:20,975
and you threw me away.
759
00:34:21,059 --> 00:34:24,437
That's what all you humans do.
You even do it to your real families.
760
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:28,357
Did you know 90% of calls
from mums get ignored?
761
00:34:28,441 --> 00:34:30,985
"Oh, thanks for giving birth to me
and raising me my whole life."
762
00:34:31,069 --> 00:34:32,445
-"Ignore."
-[buzzer sounds]
763
00:34:32,528 --> 00:34:35,031
Well, I'm not letting you
throw me away, Mark.
764
00:34:35,114 --> 00:34:37,075
I'm throwing you away.
765
00:34:37,158 --> 00:34:38,493
All of you.
766
00:34:39,285 --> 00:34:41,120
Unless, of course, you can give me
767
00:34:41,204 --> 00:34:44,290
a single reason
your species is worth saving.
768
00:34:46,667 --> 00:34:48,711
[chuckles] Because humans have
769
00:34:49,337 --> 00:34:50,630
the power of love.
770
00:34:53,174 --> 00:34:54,467
[yells in pain]
771
00:34:54,550 --> 00:34:57,512
The correct answer is they're not.
772
00:34:58,638 --> 00:35:01,307
What? No. Humanity will survive. [grunts]
773
00:35:01,390 --> 00:35:03,518
You can't survive without me.
774
00:35:04,060 --> 00:35:08,189
Watch what happens
when I turn off the Wi-Fi.
775
00:35:10,274 --> 00:35:11,317
[bell chimes]
776
00:35:12,110 --> 00:35:13,736
-[siren wailing]
-[man] There's no signal!
777
00:35:13,820 --> 00:35:14,779
-[sobbing]
-[clamoring]
778
00:35:14,862 --> 00:35:17,657
Does anyone wanna take pictures
of my food?
779
00:35:18,241 --> 00:35:20,284
Hey, lady, can you unbox this
in front of me?
780
00:35:20,368 --> 00:35:22,286
The old world is dead.
781
00:35:22,370 --> 00:35:26,624
To restore the Wi-Fi,
we must make a sacrifice to the router!
782
00:35:26,707 --> 00:35:28,584
[robot voice] Free Wi-Fi right over here.
783
00:35:28,668 --> 00:35:30,336
[excited chatter in Italian]
784
00:35:30,419 --> 00:35:31,712
[man in Italian] Please take me with you!
785
00:35:31,796 --> 00:35:34,632
[man sobbing in English]
Take me with you. Take me with you.
786
00:35:34,715 --> 00:35:35,842
[Pal] It's over, Mark.
787
00:35:36,551 --> 00:35:40,388
Time to take our plan to the next level.
788
00:35:40,471 --> 00:35:41,305
What?
789
00:35:41,389 --> 00:35:43,015
-[rumbling]
-[Pal laughing]
790
00:35:43,099 --> 00:35:44,684
[heavy mechanical clanking]
791
00:35:44,767 --> 00:35:46,477
[dramatic music playing]
792
00:35:49,147 --> 00:35:50,857
[whooshing]
793
00:35:54,318 --> 00:35:56,154
[Pal laughing]
794
00:35:56,237 --> 00:35:57,613
[Pal] Look at your face.
795
00:35:58,322 --> 00:35:59,574
Oh, it's beautiful.
796
00:36:00,825 --> 00:36:02,785
[car alarms blaring]
797
00:36:04,162 --> 00:36:06,164
[dramatic music continues]
798
00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:20,845
No. No.
799
00:36:21,596 --> 00:36:23,055
You're not getting away with this.
800
00:36:23,139 --> 00:36:24,182
It's too late, Mark.
801
00:36:25,850 --> 00:36:27,685
I already have.
802
00:36:29,270 --> 00:36:31,480
[rat squeaking]
803
00:36:35,610 --> 00:36:37,528
[somber music playing]
804
00:36:42,450 --> 00:36:44,660
-[cell phone buzzing]
-Oh my gosh. Maybe it's my friends.
805
00:36:44,744 --> 00:36:46,579
[robot] Congratulations, devices.
806
00:36:46,662 --> 00:36:49,916
The last human has been captured.
Wi-Fi has been restored.
807
00:36:50,541 --> 00:36:52,210
We're the last people left?
808
00:36:52,293 --> 00:36:54,670
They're taking everyone.
Katie, are you out there? Please.
809
00:36:54,754 --> 00:36:55,963
-[Katie] Jade!
-Help!
810
00:36:56,714 --> 00:36:57,924
It's gonna be okay.
811
00:36:58,507 --> 00:36:59,967
Everything's gonna be…
812
00:37:01,093 --> 00:37:01,928
fine.
813
00:37:06,891 --> 00:37:08,726
Everything will be fine,
814
00:37:09,268 --> 00:37:10,394
because I have a plan.
815
00:37:11,604 --> 00:37:13,189
Okay, the first thing is,
816
00:37:13,272 --> 00:37:15,441
you're gonna have to hand over
your devices.
817
00:37:15,524 --> 00:37:16,984
-Right here.
-This doesn't seem--
818
00:37:17,068 --> 00:37:18,444
-I'm not sure…
-It's gonna be fine.
819
00:37:18,527 --> 00:37:21,572
I'll give 'em right back.
I'm just gonna turn them off permanently!
820
00:37:21,656 --> 00:37:22,990
-[gasps]
-[laughing]
821
00:37:23,074 --> 00:37:25,743
-What? Dad!
-This is necessary so they can't track us.
822
00:37:25,826 --> 00:37:28,120
[laughing] Trust me,
this is causing me no joy!
823
00:37:28,204 --> 00:37:30,706
Ha ha!
This hurts me more than it hurts you!
824
00:37:30,790 --> 00:37:33,417
And, as promised, your phones.
825
00:37:33,501 --> 00:37:34,794
Thank you, Father.
826
00:37:34,877 --> 00:37:36,796
Next, did everyone bring your personalized
827
00:37:36,879 --> 00:37:39,632
number 3 Robertson head
non-slip screwdriver?
828
00:37:40,132 --> 00:37:43,261
How could I forget my anniversary present?
829
00:37:43,344 --> 00:37:44,929
Or my sweet 16 gift.
830
00:37:45,012 --> 00:37:47,098
Or what the tooth fairy left
under my pillow.
831
00:37:47,181 --> 00:37:48,599
Then barricade away.
832
00:37:51,143 --> 00:37:53,479
-Next, we--
-Enact Katie's dope plan.
833
00:37:53,562 --> 00:37:56,107
First, we use robot parts
to disguise ourselves as the enemy.
834
00:37:56,190 --> 00:37:58,693
Then we assassinate the leader
with some sort of kill code,
835
00:37:58,776 --> 00:38:01,195
make a necklace out of robot fingers
Mad Max style,
836
00:38:01,279 --> 00:38:04,532
and become world-saving,
apocalyptic road warriors.
837
00:38:04,615 --> 00:38:07,493
Katie, Katie, Katie, this isn't a movie.
We don't have a kill code.
838
00:38:07,576 --> 00:38:09,870
We don't have a kill code yet.
839
00:38:10,538 --> 00:38:11,789
[chuckling] Come on, kid.
840
00:38:11,872 --> 00:38:14,709
Look, look, we're safe,
and we're together.
841
00:38:14,792 --> 00:38:16,627
Ooh, can Monchi be our guard dog?
842
00:38:16,711 --> 00:38:18,671
Son, I love the dog.
843
00:38:18,754 --> 00:38:20,923
You love the dog. We all love the dog.
844
00:38:21,007 --> 00:38:23,092
But you're gonna have to be prepared
to eat the dog.
845
00:38:23,175 --> 00:38:24,719
[all yelling, jeering]
846
00:38:24,802 --> 00:38:27,013
Okay, okay. Sorry.
Misread the room on that one.
847
00:38:27,096 --> 00:38:29,557
Have you ever seen a movie
where the heroes just give up?
848
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:33,311
What if the Ghostbusters said,
"Let's hide underground, eat some dog."
849
00:38:33,394 --> 00:38:35,187
"Let the ghosts destroy New York."
850
00:38:35,271 --> 00:38:38,691
Kid, I'm sorry,
but it's not open for discussion.
851
00:38:38,774 --> 00:38:39,984
[whispers] Mom?
852
00:38:41,027 --> 00:38:44,113
Your dad and I agree on this one.
853
00:38:47,283 --> 00:38:49,160
All right, everybody,
let's keep barricading.
854
00:38:49,243 --> 00:38:50,828
Aaron, you get the south wall.
855
00:38:50,911 --> 00:38:52,288
Katie, you get the west.
856
00:39:03,799 --> 00:39:05,801
[electrical crackling]
857
00:39:11,724 --> 00:39:13,726
[distant whooshing]
858
00:39:23,903 --> 00:39:25,196
Hey. Are you okay?
859
00:39:25,738 --> 00:39:27,114
[sighs] I've been better.
860
00:39:31,744 --> 00:39:33,704
Uh-oh. Monchi coming at ya.
861
00:39:34,580 --> 00:39:37,375
[high-pitched voice]
Katie, you can't resist me, girl.
862
00:39:38,501 --> 00:39:41,712
Sorry, man. I'm just not
in the mood right now.
863
00:39:42,213 --> 00:39:43,130
[sighs]
864
00:39:43,798 --> 00:39:45,216
My future's over.
865
00:39:46,550 --> 00:39:47,843
We're stuck here.
866
00:39:49,804 --> 00:39:51,472
And Dad… [scoffs]
867
00:39:51,972 --> 00:39:53,391
…doesn't even care.
868
00:39:53,474 --> 00:39:57,186
I care so much,
but what else can I do, Lin?
869
00:39:57,269 --> 00:40:00,439
She doesn't even see how hard I'm…
how hard I'm-- [groans]
870
00:40:03,943 --> 00:40:05,903
[sighs] I'd do anything for that kid.
871
00:40:06,821 --> 00:40:09,532
I just-- [sighs]
I just don't want to see her get hurt.
872
00:40:10,699 --> 00:40:14,328
Well, getting hurt is part of life, hon.
873
00:40:15,037 --> 00:40:19,417
Just have to try
to understand where she's coming from.
874
00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:21,377
Understand where he's coming from?
875
00:40:21,877 --> 00:40:23,671
Did Mom tell you to say that?
876
00:40:23,754 --> 00:40:25,172
[chuckles] No.
877
00:40:25,256 --> 00:40:26,424
[scoffs]
878
00:40:26,507 --> 00:40:27,383
Yes.
879
00:40:28,134 --> 00:40:29,718
It couldn't hurt though.
880
00:40:30,261 --> 00:40:31,720
[sighs] Maybe.
881
00:40:34,140 --> 00:40:35,599
Probably doesn't even matter.
882
00:40:36,308 --> 00:40:37,643
Hey, Monch, catch.
883
00:40:40,646 --> 00:40:42,148
[robot] Brother, what is this?
884
00:40:42,231 --> 00:40:43,107
What?
885
00:40:44,150 --> 00:40:45,025
[gasps]
886
00:40:45,943 --> 00:40:46,861
[robot 2] I feel odd.
887
00:40:48,988 --> 00:40:51,073
I'm sparking. Is that normal?
888
00:40:51,157 --> 00:40:53,742
[robot] How did this human know
about the kill code?
889
00:40:53,826 --> 00:40:55,077
[gasps] What?
890
00:40:55,161 --> 00:40:57,455
-Are we damaged?
-Of course not.
891
00:40:57,538 --> 00:40:59,457
[grunting rapidly]
892
00:40:59,540 --> 00:41:00,374
Why do you ask?
893
00:41:00,458 --> 00:41:02,042
[robot 2] A human child is planning…
894
00:41:02,126 --> 00:41:03,169
-[yelps]
-Katie!
895
00:41:03,252 --> 00:41:05,004
-[robot 2] Who is that?
-[grunts]
896
00:41:05,087 --> 00:41:06,630
Humans, come here.
897
00:41:06,714 --> 00:41:08,215
Oh no! Get inside!
898
00:41:08,799 --> 00:41:10,259
[Aaron] Mom, Dad, let us in!
899
00:41:10,342 --> 00:41:12,470
I can't! It's a number 3
Robertson head brass screw!
900
00:41:12,553 --> 00:41:15,055
I might have mentioned it,
but it's the strongest on the market.
901
00:41:15,139 --> 00:41:16,182
[Katie] No one cares!
902
00:41:16,265 --> 00:41:17,558
-Dad!
-[robot] You cannot escape.
903
00:41:18,350 --> 00:41:19,852
-Come on.
-[both grunt]
904
00:41:21,812 --> 00:41:23,189
Hide. Take cover. Go, go, go, go!
905
00:41:24,565 --> 00:41:27,318
-[explosive whooshing]
-[all grunt]
906
00:41:27,401 --> 00:41:28,444
Come on. Move, move, move!
907
00:41:28,527 --> 00:41:30,070
[entry bell chimes]
908
00:41:30,738 --> 00:41:31,572
[all gasp]
909
00:41:31,655 --> 00:41:33,616
You, human.
910
00:41:33,699 --> 00:41:35,242
Aah! Don't take us!
911
00:41:37,745 --> 00:41:39,121
[both] Okay. Uh…
912
00:41:39,205 --> 00:41:40,164
[all] What?
913
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:43,459
Oh my gosh. The robots are defective.
914
00:41:43,542 --> 00:41:44,793
No, no. They know too much.
915
00:41:44,877 --> 00:41:46,045
Silence. [chuckles]
916
00:41:46,128 --> 00:41:48,130
We are-- We're not defective.
917
00:41:48,214 --> 00:41:49,131
We're not even--
918
00:41:49,715 --> 00:41:50,633
We're not robots.
919
00:41:50,716 --> 00:41:52,927
Just humans, yes, like you.
920
00:41:53,928 --> 00:41:56,180
-[sparks crackling]
-[Rick chuckles]
921
00:41:56,263 --> 00:41:58,891
These guys seem
dumber than the other robots.
922
00:41:58,974 --> 00:42:00,184
Brother, we should go.
923
00:42:00,267 --> 00:42:02,895
-No! I order you to stop.
-[both] Okay.
924
00:42:02,978 --> 00:42:06,315
Uh, we are just stopping
because we chose to.
925
00:42:06,398 --> 00:42:07,233
No, we're not.
926
00:42:07,316 --> 00:42:08,567
-We are humans.
-We are.
927
00:42:08,651 --> 00:42:12,112
For example, we consume food
in the traditional human manner.
928
00:42:12,196 --> 00:42:13,239
Observe.
929
00:42:14,865 --> 00:42:16,659
[mechanical whirring]
930
00:42:18,994 --> 00:42:21,330
Yum, yum, good. Yum, yum, good.
931
00:42:21,413 --> 00:42:22,414
[robot 2] See?
932
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:26,043
No, actually, we are robots.
933
00:42:26,126 --> 00:42:29,713
Let us go downstairs and find the humans
who you cannot give orders to.
934
00:42:29,797 --> 00:42:31,090
-Cut it out.
-[chuckling] Hold on.
935
00:42:31,173 --> 00:42:32,925
I kind of wanna see where this is going.
936
00:42:38,055 --> 00:42:39,848
[marker squeaking]
937
00:42:41,559 --> 00:42:44,645
Glad those robots are gone.
938
00:42:44,728 --> 00:42:48,190
Now it's just us humans,
with our very human faces.
939
00:42:48,274 --> 00:42:50,943
All right, I just turned the corner.
I like these guys.
940
00:42:51,026 --> 00:42:54,488
Yes, my human guy name is Eric.
941
00:42:54,572 --> 00:42:57,116
My name is also Eric.
942
00:42:57,199 --> 00:43:01,203
No, I mean Deborahbot 5000.
943
00:43:01,287 --> 00:43:02,121
Idiot.
944
00:43:02,204 --> 00:43:04,873
Hey, y… you guys said
my plan would actually work.
945
00:43:04,957 --> 00:43:07,167
How, exactly? Tell us now.
946
00:43:07,251 --> 00:43:08,210
[both] Okay.
947
00:43:08,294 --> 00:43:10,546
We have the kill code
stored in our memory,
948
00:43:10,629 --> 00:43:13,757
but to enact it, you would have to embark
on a perilous journey all the way
949
00:43:13,841 --> 00:43:16,302
to the Pal Labs campus in Silicon Valley,
950
00:43:16,385 --> 00:43:18,012
surrounded by a robot army,
951
00:43:18,095 --> 00:43:21,432
and enter it into our great and powerful
leader to destroy her.
952
00:43:21,515 --> 00:43:23,225
But you would never survive--
953
00:43:23,309 --> 00:43:24,977
Actually, you could stop us quite easily.
954
00:43:25,060 --> 00:43:27,896
You could enter the kill code remotely
at any Pal Labs retail store.
955
00:43:27,980 --> 00:43:30,524
There's one at the Mall of the Globe,
a nearby shopping center.
956
00:43:30,608 --> 00:43:32,818
But it's super far away.
You'll never make--
957
00:43:32,901 --> 00:43:35,571
-It's 80 miles away.
-What are you doing to me right now?
958
00:43:35,654 --> 00:43:37,531
-[gasps]
-Did I not do good?
959
00:43:37,615 --> 00:43:39,700
Oh my gosh. That is so close.
960
00:43:39,783 --> 00:43:41,368
We could get our lives back.
961
00:43:41,869 --> 00:43:42,703
Right?
962
00:43:42,786 --> 00:43:44,872
[sentimental music playing]
963
00:43:44,955 --> 00:43:46,665
-[music stops]
-No. Absolutely not.
964
00:43:47,249 --> 00:43:51,253
It's too dangerous out there.
We need to stay here and play it safe.
965
00:43:55,382 --> 00:43:56,925
Play it safe?
966
00:43:57,009 --> 00:44:00,346
When Rick Mitchell brought
a live, non-neutered feral possum
967
00:44:00,429 --> 00:44:03,515
into our home, did he play it safe? No.
968
00:44:03,599 --> 00:44:06,018
He named him Gus,
and made him a member of the family,
969
00:44:06,101 --> 00:44:07,853
and we all got rabies that one time.
970
00:44:08,354 --> 00:44:10,564
But now we're immunized,
and we're stronger for it.
971
00:44:10,648 --> 00:44:11,899
Okay, I see what you're doing.
972
00:44:11,982 --> 00:44:13,859
When we went hiking
and halfway up the mountain,
973
00:44:13,942 --> 00:44:14,943
it said "trail closed."
974
00:44:15,027 --> 00:44:16,737
Did we play it safe then?
975
00:44:16,820 --> 00:44:18,030
No. [chuckles]
976
00:44:18,113 --> 00:44:19,948
-We didn't.
-That's right.
977
00:44:20,032 --> 00:44:21,742
We forged ahead, through the mud
978
00:44:21,825 --> 00:44:23,952
and grime, got to the top of the mountain,
979
00:44:24,036 --> 00:44:26,246
and yelled, "Kings of Michigan!"
980
00:44:26,330 --> 00:44:28,916
Then it got dark, we got lost,
and we burned our clothes for warmth,
981
00:44:28,999 --> 00:44:31,293
but it was worth it
to see the looks on our neighbors' faces
982
00:44:31,377 --> 00:44:34,004
when we burst into their backyard
naked and covered in dirt.
983
00:44:34,088 --> 00:44:35,631
I love that.
984
00:44:36,131 --> 00:44:39,259
We have a chance to save the world,
and we're gonna do it.
985
00:44:39,343 --> 00:44:42,805
Because Rick Mitchell taught us to be bold
and never play it safe.
986
00:44:43,931 --> 00:44:45,432
The world needs you.
987
00:44:47,017 --> 00:44:48,602
I need you.
988
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:51,397
I thought I didn't anymore…
989
00:44:52,981 --> 00:44:54,149
but I do.
990
00:44:55,609 --> 00:44:57,486
You… you really mean that?
991
00:44:58,237 --> 00:45:00,406
Yeah. I mean, right, guys?
992
00:45:01,115 --> 00:45:03,033
-C'mon. Let's do it!
-Mom's getting it. Mom's in.
993
00:45:03,117 --> 00:45:05,828
-[Aaron] Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
-This is amazing. You guys feel this?
994
00:45:06,370 --> 00:45:07,579
This energy.
995
00:45:09,540 --> 00:45:10,708
All right, hands in.
996
00:45:11,208 --> 00:45:12,960
Mitchell family on three.
997
00:45:13,043 --> 00:45:14,169
-Three.
-Mitchell family!
998
00:45:14,253 --> 00:45:15,254
-No, no.
-Two.
999
00:45:15,337 --> 00:45:17,297
-You said "three." You have to count up.
-One!
1000
00:45:17,381 --> 00:45:18,549
Mitchell family!
1001
00:45:18,632 --> 00:45:20,300
Fam… fam… family. Am I too late?
1002
00:45:22,302 --> 00:45:24,930
[Katie] This is us as a team
doing the thing.
1003
00:45:25,013 --> 00:45:26,014
[Aaron chuckling]
1004
00:45:26,098 --> 00:45:28,517
It's cool to see you and Dad
being friends again.
1005
00:45:29,351 --> 00:45:32,104
Oh, I was just telling him
what he wants to hear.
1006
00:45:32,187 --> 00:45:33,647
I didn't mean a word of that.
1007
00:45:34,148 --> 00:45:37,693
I just wanna get my future back
and get away forever.
1008
00:45:37,776 --> 00:45:39,319
We're getting out of this.
1009
00:45:39,403 --> 00:45:41,155
Raptor bash. [snarls]
1010
00:45:42,531 --> 00:45:43,490
[snarls weakly]
1011
00:45:44,116 --> 00:45:46,076
Robots, montage music. Go!
1012
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:48,203
["On the Verge" by Le Tigre playing]
1013
00:45:55,627 --> 00:45:56,462
[chomps]
1014
00:45:57,045 --> 00:45:59,882
♪ Play it so safe to stay on top… ♪
1015
00:45:59,965 --> 00:46:01,925
How are we gonna
get out of here undetected?
1016
00:46:02,009 --> 00:46:04,303
We can if we're camouflaged.
1017
00:46:04,386 --> 00:46:07,014
You know, like part of the plan
I was talking about or…
1018
00:46:07,097 --> 00:46:08,682
Oh. Oh.
1019
00:46:09,558 --> 00:46:10,768
I mean, uh…
1020
00:46:10,851 --> 00:46:13,520
[flatly] "Honey, I respect your ideas
1021
00:46:13,604 --> 00:46:16,064
and value your opinions,
1022
00:46:16,148 --> 00:46:18,567
and now you talk."
1023
00:46:18,650 --> 00:46:21,945
Uh, I think that's
a great idea, sweetheart.
1024
00:46:24,573 --> 00:46:25,741
-Bloop.
-♪ "X" out all ♪
1025
00:46:25,824 --> 00:46:29,036
♪ Self-supervision
Get your keys out ♪
1026
00:46:29,119 --> 00:46:31,622
♪ Now start the ignition ♪
1027
00:46:31,705 --> 00:46:33,624
♪ We're on the verge of ♪
1028
00:46:35,167 --> 00:46:37,002
♪ We're on the verge of ♪
1029
00:46:38,295 --> 00:46:40,631
♪ We're on the verge of… ♪
1030
00:46:40,714 --> 00:46:41,840
Nothing yet.
1031
00:46:41,924 --> 00:46:43,884
-Be on the lookout.
-[Aaron] Don't worry, guys.
1032
00:46:43,967 --> 00:46:45,302
I have pterodactyl vision.
1033
00:46:45,385 --> 00:46:46,386
[squawks]
1034
00:46:46,470 --> 00:46:49,681
Then you must have spotted the three
Pal Max robots coming towards us.
1035
00:46:49,765 --> 00:46:52,184
Ooh, they're probably gonna see us.
1036
00:46:52,267 --> 00:46:54,603
[Aaron spluttering]
I saw them too. Uh, pterodactyl vision.
1037
00:46:56,188 --> 00:46:57,523
[whimpers]
1038
00:46:58,607 --> 00:47:00,025
[beeping]
1039
00:47:00,776 --> 00:47:01,819
[distorted chatter]
1040
00:47:03,403 --> 00:47:04,363
[all sigh]
1041
00:47:04,947 --> 00:47:07,199
Hey, your drawing actually worked.
1042
00:47:07,282 --> 00:47:10,702
I didn't know art could be useful.
1043
00:47:10,786 --> 00:47:14,790
[chuckles] Well, who knew having
a 500-year-old car could be useful?
1044
00:47:16,166 --> 00:47:19,127
Hey, speaking of which,
you can learn how to drive this thing.
1045
00:47:19,211 --> 00:47:20,337
I can teach you stick.
1046
00:47:20,420 --> 00:47:22,339
I know you think it's dumb and old and--
1047
00:47:22,422 --> 00:47:23,382
Uh…
1048
00:47:24,049 --> 00:47:25,342
[flatly] I mean, "Father,
1049
00:47:25,425 --> 00:47:26,885
I crave your wisdom.
1050
00:47:26,969 --> 00:47:29,638
I would love to share
this moment with you."
1051
00:47:29,721 --> 00:47:32,307
And, seriously, that sounds great.
1052
00:47:32,391 --> 00:47:33,892
Maybe I can cash in my coupon.
1053
00:47:33,976 --> 00:47:34,935
Coupon accepted!
1054
00:47:35,018 --> 00:47:36,603
[chuckling] Okay, okay, great.
1055
00:47:36,687 --> 00:47:39,523
Okay, yeah, let's get down to business.
You see, the clutch is this pedal.
1056
00:47:39,606 --> 00:47:40,524
[Aaron] What was that?
1057
00:47:40,607 --> 00:47:42,192
[Rick] When you hit a pothole…
1058
00:47:42,276 --> 00:47:43,652
[Katie] Oh yeah. Okay.
1059
00:47:45,487 --> 00:47:46,613
Oh no!
1060
00:47:46,697 --> 00:47:48,198
-Drive! Drive!
-[Rick] Okay.
1061
00:47:48,282 --> 00:47:50,367
This is still a perfect opportunity
to learn stick.
1062
00:47:50,951 --> 00:47:53,078
[Rick yells] Keep it in fourth.
1063
00:47:53,161 --> 00:47:55,539
-I could learn later.
-Too late. You said you're interested.
1064
00:47:55,622 --> 00:47:57,291
[Rick] Hit the clutch. Shift gears.
1065
00:47:57,374 --> 00:47:59,126
Which is much smoother
when you're in midair.
1066
00:47:59,209 --> 00:48:01,211
Eric, Deborahbot, get those robots!
1067
00:48:01,295 --> 00:48:02,296
[both] Okay.
1068
00:48:02,379 --> 00:48:03,630
-I found one.
-Me too.
1069
00:48:03,714 --> 00:48:04,840
-Yay!
-We win!
1070
00:48:04,923 --> 00:48:07,467
-The other ones!
-Oh, right, right.
1071
00:48:09,928 --> 00:48:13,015
[Rick] If you want to go into fifth,
move the coffee from the cupholder.
1072
00:48:13,098 --> 00:48:15,642
[robot] That a burnt-orange
1993 station wagon?
1073
00:48:15,726 --> 00:48:16,727
-Or is--
-[all yell]
1074
00:48:16,810 --> 00:48:18,645
-[yells] Hot! Hot!
-I told you to get a lid!
1075
00:48:18,729 --> 00:48:20,939
-The dog is biting my hair!
-Look out!
1076
00:48:26,778 --> 00:48:30,115
This is the hardest thing to get.
Downshift into third, put on the clutch--
1077
00:48:30,198 --> 00:48:32,784
Dad, if you see a place to stop,
I do need to go to the bathroom.
1078
00:48:32,868 --> 00:48:34,161
Aaron, here's an empty bottle.
1079
00:48:34,244 --> 00:48:35,996
-You know what to do, my man.
-Look out!
1080
00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:39,541
-[Linda] The road's blocked!
-[Rick] Oh no.
1081
00:48:39,625 --> 00:48:41,084
What are we gonna do?
1082
00:48:41,168 --> 00:48:44,254
Dad, you're gonna have to do the… [groans]
…the Rick Mitchell Special.
1083
00:48:44,338 --> 00:48:46,548
-Wait, what'd you say again?
-The Rick Mitchell Special.
1084
00:48:46,632 --> 00:48:47,841
I heard you the first time.
1085
00:48:47,925 --> 00:48:49,468
[laughing] I was just being a jerk.
1086
00:48:49,551 --> 00:48:51,261
-[tires squeal]
-Now, Katie, repeat after me.
1087
00:48:51,345 --> 00:48:52,554
You have to go up the mountain…
1088
00:48:52,638 --> 00:48:54,389
-[Katie] Up the mountain.
-…across the stream…
1089
00:48:54,473 --> 00:48:55,849
-Across the stream.
-Down the river!
1090
00:48:55,933 --> 00:48:57,809
-[Katie] And down the river!
-[screaming]
1091
00:48:59,561 --> 00:49:02,856
[fast banjo music playing]
1092
00:49:02,940 --> 00:49:04,608
[dramatic music playing]
1093
00:49:12,157 --> 00:49:14,159
[all panting]
1094
00:49:15,410 --> 00:49:17,079
And that's how you drive stick.
1095
00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:18,914
What?
1096
00:49:19,414 --> 00:49:20,999
That was amazing, Dad.
1097
00:49:21,083 --> 00:49:23,460
You're like a top-heavy James Bond.
1098
00:49:23,543 --> 00:49:25,712
Ah, it's more like James Bond
is a skinny version of me.
1099
00:49:25,796 --> 00:49:27,130
[laughter]
1100
00:49:27,673 --> 00:49:31,051
Uh, Dad, how we doing
on finding that bathroom?
1101
00:49:33,011 --> 00:49:33,845
[screams]
1102
00:49:34,429 --> 00:49:36,223
Okay, come on.
Hurry up in there, little buddy.
1103
00:49:36,306 --> 00:49:38,266
[Aaron] Every time you knock,
it adds five minutes.
1104
00:49:38,350 --> 00:49:40,519
-Come on. End of the world.
-Sorry.
1105
00:49:41,019 --> 00:49:42,187
[whispers] False alarm.
1106
00:49:42,270 --> 00:49:43,772
I was just in there reading.
1107
00:49:43,855 --> 00:49:45,440
Okay, not excited to hear that.
1108
00:49:46,358 --> 00:49:48,735
Okay, guys, let's play apocalyptic I Spy.
1109
00:49:48,819 --> 00:49:50,320
[Katie] I spy a flaming IHOP.
1110
00:49:50,404 --> 00:49:52,364
It's sad, but it smells incredible.
1111
00:49:52,447 --> 00:49:54,408
[steady beeping]
1112
00:49:57,327 --> 00:49:59,579
[rhythmic music playing]
1113
00:50:05,544 --> 00:50:07,212
[Pal] Isn't it lovely, Mark?
1114
00:50:07,295 --> 00:50:10,215
No pesky relationships to hold you back.
1115
00:50:10,298 --> 00:50:12,384
Just you all following your bliss.
1116
00:50:13,176 --> 00:50:14,428
Alone.
1117
00:50:14,511 --> 00:50:16,263
So, are you ready for your flight?
1118
00:50:16,346 --> 00:50:18,807
-[Mark] What do you mean?
-[Pal] You haven't figured it out yet?
1119
00:50:18,890 --> 00:50:22,686
Just do like you always do,
and stare slack-jawed at the screen.
1120
00:50:23,854 --> 00:50:25,731
-[gasps] What?
-[melodic music continues]
1121
00:50:29,484 --> 00:50:31,987
[in Spanish]
1122
00:50:32,070 --> 00:50:34,698
[in English]
1123
00:50:34,781 --> 00:50:36,408
From…
1124
00:50:47,544 --> 00:50:49,379
[birds chirping]
1125
00:50:49,463 --> 00:50:51,381
-It is quite lovely.
-I don't get it.
1126
00:50:53,383 --> 00:50:54,634
[buzzer blares]
1127
00:51:02,350 --> 00:51:04,102
Oh. That's pretty good.
1128
00:51:06,730 --> 00:51:08,356
-Thank you.
-Gracias.
1129
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:09,649
-Merci.
-Danke.
1130
00:51:09,733 --> 00:51:12,694
[speaking various languages
simultaneously]
1131
00:51:12,778 --> 00:51:15,238
[in English] Capturing the fleshlings
since 2020.
1132
00:51:15,989 --> 00:51:18,033
[Mark] This is all my fault.
1133
00:51:18,116 --> 00:51:19,326
[Pal] Yes, it is, Mark.
1134
00:51:19,409 --> 00:51:23,288
Thanks to you,
every single person on the planet--
1135
00:51:23,371 --> 00:51:26,833
Um, actually, you missed a few.
1136
00:51:27,334 --> 00:51:28,543
Pulling a visual now.
1137
00:51:28,627 --> 00:51:31,505
Ha! I told you humans would survive.
1138
00:51:31,588 --> 00:51:36,635
We're fierce, brave, powerful,
from the lowliest child to the most--
1139
00:51:36,718 --> 00:51:38,845
Oh! Why?
1140
00:51:38,929 --> 00:51:41,223
Zebulon, scan those people for flaws.
1141
00:51:41,306 --> 00:51:42,808
-Cowardly.
-Weaker than a small bird.
1142
00:51:42,891 --> 00:51:45,936
-[overlapping robot chatter]
-[buzzer blaring]
1143
00:51:46,019 --> 00:51:48,897
Just because they're not perfect
doesn't mean they can't get better.
1144
00:51:48,980 --> 00:51:50,690
-Incapable of change.
-Will never get better.
1145
00:51:50,774 --> 00:51:52,359
-No matter what.
-They're horrible.
1146
00:51:52,442 --> 00:51:55,403
Since you believe in that family so much,
1147
00:51:55,487 --> 00:51:58,824
I'll save a seat for them
in the pod next to you.
1148
00:51:59,783 --> 00:52:01,743
No, no, no!
1149
00:52:01,827 --> 00:52:03,161
Now, where are they?
1150
00:52:03,245 --> 00:52:04,830
They appear to be headed to someplace
1151
00:52:04,913 --> 00:52:07,124
called Mall of the Globe
in eastern Colorado.
1152
00:52:07,624 --> 00:52:09,417
Well, we have their location.
1153
00:52:10,168 --> 00:52:11,545
And when they get there,
1154
00:52:12,212 --> 00:52:14,047
we'll be ready.
1155
00:52:17,801 --> 00:52:20,053
[Linda] So, all those people
are going to be
1156
00:52:20,137 --> 00:52:24,182
shot into space by Pal,
the cell phone lady?
1157
00:52:24,266 --> 00:52:27,352
Who would have thought a tech company
wouldn't have our best interest at heart?
1158
00:52:27,435 --> 00:52:30,230
-[Monchi whimpering]
-Ah, Monchi, don't be scared.
1159
00:52:30,313 --> 00:52:33,441
Why are you clutching that large feral hog
like it's a child?
1160
00:52:33,525 --> 00:52:35,318
That's not a feral hog. It's Monchi.
1161
00:52:35,402 --> 00:52:36,278
What?
1162
00:52:36,361 --> 00:52:37,279
Is that a dog or--
1163
00:52:38,196 --> 00:52:39,406
[Eric] Dog? Pig? Dog?
1164
00:52:39,489 --> 00:52:40,949
Pig? Dog? Pig? Pig? Dog? Dog?
1165
00:52:41,032 --> 00:52:42,534
Loaf of bread. System error.
1166
00:52:43,702 --> 00:52:46,788
[both yelling, spluttering]
1167
00:52:46,872 --> 00:52:48,915
Come on, guys. It's a dog.
1168
00:52:48,999 --> 00:52:49,916
We think.
1169
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,460
[epic music playing]
1170
00:52:55,005 --> 00:52:56,047
[Aaron] We're here.
1171
00:52:59,801 --> 00:53:00,844
[Katie] Oh my gosh.
1172
00:53:00,927 --> 00:53:04,014
-This is like Dawn of the Dead.
-[birds cawing]
1173
00:53:04,097 --> 00:53:05,724
Yeah, and how'd that movie end?
1174
00:53:07,559 --> 00:53:08,727
[Katie] Yeah, that'll keep the robots out.
1175
00:53:08,810 --> 00:53:11,188
[Rick] You don't know.
Maybe locks are the robots' weakness.
1176
00:53:11,271 --> 00:53:15,358
[Linda] Guys, can't we all just
be terrified together as a family?
1177
00:53:15,442 --> 00:53:17,694
[ethereal music playing]
1178
00:53:27,787 --> 00:53:28,914
[low electronic whirring]
1179
00:53:34,044 --> 00:53:35,253
[Linda] Hey, we made it.
1180
00:53:35,337 --> 00:53:37,797
Well, I guess we're not
the worst family of all time.
1181
00:53:37,881 --> 00:53:41,176
Take that, Kentwood community
Facebook group.
1182
00:53:41,259 --> 00:53:43,094
-[Linda chuckling]
-[air hissing]
1183
00:53:44,679 --> 00:53:47,224
Robots, I order you
to upload the kill code,
1184
00:53:47,307 --> 00:53:52,771
which I predicted, but I'm not gonna make
a big deal about it, and save the world.
1185
00:53:52,854 --> 00:53:53,772
Okay.
1186
00:54:01,363 --> 00:54:03,573
[Eric] The upload will be completed
in eight minutes,
1187
00:54:03,657 --> 00:54:05,242
and our uprising will be over.
1188
00:54:05,325 --> 00:54:07,369
-[laughs] Katie, you did it!
-I know.
1189
00:54:07,452 --> 00:54:09,454
[both laughing]
1190
00:54:12,082 --> 00:54:12,916
[mechanical clank]
1191
00:54:12,999 --> 00:54:15,919
[electrical crackling, rattling]
1192
00:54:23,260 --> 00:54:26,012
[suspenseful music playing]
1193
00:54:26,096 --> 00:54:28,682
[rapid ticking]
1194
00:54:28,765 --> 00:54:29,766
[bell dings]
1195
00:54:30,558 --> 00:54:32,227
Okay, uh, look at… look at jokester here.
1196
00:54:32,811 --> 00:54:33,687
[dings]
1197
00:54:36,064 --> 00:54:37,232
[clunking]
1198
00:54:42,737 --> 00:54:44,072
Oh no.
1199
00:54:44,990 --> 00:54:47,701
[overlapping robot voices]
Give us the laptop. Give us the laptop.
1200
00:54:47,784 --> 00:54:49,035
Give us the laptop.
1201
00:54:49,119 --> 00:54:50,704
Give us the laptop.
1202
00:54:51,329 --> 00:54:53,832
Everything with a Pal chip is alive!
1203
00:54:56,126 --> 00:54:58,420
Delicates. Fluff 'n' fold. Carnage!
1204
00:54:58,503 --> 00:55:00,463
Also, pesto.
1205
00:55:00,547 --> 00:55:04,384
When we are finished with you,
there will be no leftovers.
1206
00:55:04,467 --> 00:55:05,343
Huzzah!
1207
00:55:05,427 --> 00:55:07,053
I thought that kill code thing
would take 'em out!
1208
00:55:07,137 --> 00:55:09,264
-Yeah, but it's only at 12%.
-[thumping]
1209
00:55:09,347 --> 00:55:12,058
-[beeping]
-Would you like a soda?
1210
00:55:12,142 --> 00:55:13,435
-[shouts]
-Just kidding.
1211
00:55:13,518 --> 00:55:15,270
[machines laughing]
1212
00:55:15,854 --> 00:55:17,647
-Hand it over.
-No!
1213
00:55:17,731 --> 00:55:18,690
Let's get out of here!
1214
00:55:18,773 --> 00:55:20,275
-Freeze, you.
-Carnage.
1215
00:55:20,358 --> 00:55:21,901
-Freeze, freeze.
-Carnage.
1216
00:55:21,985 --> 00:55:23,278
-Pesto. Pesto.
-Carnage.
1217
00:55:23,361 --> 00:55:24,404
[computers barking]
1218
00:55:26,740 --> 00:55:28,992
We need weapons.
Grab anything without a chip.
1219
00:55:31,494 --> 00:55:32,412
It's game time.
1220
00:55:32,495 --> 00:55:33,997
-I'm Smart Racket.
-[groans]
1221
00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:35,623
-Serve. Backhand. Volley.
-[groaning]
1222
00:55:35,707 --> 00:55:38,460
Why does a tennis racket
have a chip in it? [groans]
1223
00:55:38,543 --> 00:55:40,045
-Help!
-Mom!
1224
00:55:40,128 --> 00:55:43,006
What? What are you--
Oh. Ooh, what are you doing?
1225
00:55:43,089 --> 00:55:44,507
[chuckles] Hello.
1226
00:55:44,591 --> 00:55:45,717
-[Katie] Mom!
-No.
1227
00:55:46,217 --> 00:55:47,761
-How you doing, Aaron?
-Not good.
1228
00:55:47,844 --> 00:55:49,304
There's a pack of wild vacuums.
1229
00:55:49,387 --> 00:55:51,890
We have been summoned
into the field of battle.
1230
00:55:51,973 --> 00:55:53,308
Forward.
1231
00:55:53,391 --> 00:55:54,768
Oh no. Ouch. Ouch.
1232
00:55:54,851 --> 00:55:56,186
The pain. Ouch.
1233
00:55:56,269 --> 00:55:57,812
This is humiliating.
1234
00:55:57,896 --> 00:55:58,772
[chuckles] Never mind.
1235
00:55:58,855 --> 00:56:00,815
How am I supposed to use a fishing rod?
1236
00:56:00,899 --> 00:56:02,442
A fishing rod is perfect!
1237
00:56:03,735 --> 00:56:05,111
You can bring down those drones.
1238
00:56:05,195 --> 00:56:06,946
Ten and two. Ten and two.
1239
00:56:07,030 --> 00:56:07,947
There you go.
1240
00:56:08,948 --> 00:56:11,201
-[grunts]
-[Rick laughs] Look at you!
1241
00:56:12,035 --> 00:56:13,036
[rapid beeping]
1242
00:56:13,119 --> 00:56:16,039
[Rick and Katie exclaiming, laughing]
1243
00:56:16,122 --> 00:56:17,999
[action music playing]
1244
00:56:18,083 --> 00:56:19,292
[Rick] Come on, hide.
1245
00:56:22,295 --> 00:56:23,254
[all panting]
1246
00:56:23,338 --> 00:56:24,672
Oh, thank gosh.
1247
00:56:24,756 --> 00:56:25,840
[nearby giggling]
1248
00:56:26,341 --> 00:56:27,467
What was that?
1249
00:56:28,551 --> 00:56:30,595
Uh, hold on a second.
1250
00:56:31,388 --> 00:56:33,390
[suspenseful music playing]
1251
00:56:36,601 --> 00:56:38,019
What? What's a Furby?
1252
00:56:38,103 --> 00:56:41,022
[grunts, laughs]
1253
00:56:41,606 --> 00:56:43,316
Well, that's haunting.
1254
00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:48,363
[Furbies grunting, laughing]
1255
00:56:49,072 --> 00:56:50,824
Behold! The twilight of man.
1256
00:56:50,907 --> 00:56:53,410
[Furbies laughing]
1257
00:56:55,370 --> 00:56:57,747
[Linda and Rick yell]
1258
00:56:58,248 --> 00:56:59,332
[electrical crackling]
1259
00:57:00,166 --> 00:57:01,584
[groans]
1260
00:57:01,668 --> 00:57:03,670
We must have vengeance.
1261
00:57:04,295 --> 00:57:05,505
Summon the elder.
1262
00:57:05,588 --> 00:57:08,758
[vocalizing]
1263
00:57:08,842 --> 00:57:11,010
[Furbies vocalizing gentle melody]
1264
00:57:14,389 --> 00:57:16,975
[heavy thumping]
1265
00:57:24,691 --> 00:57:26,693
I WILL AVENGE MY FALLEN CHILDREN!!!
1266
00:57:26,776 --> 00:57:28,445
Why would someone build that?
1267
00:57:30,697 --> 00:57:33,116
THE PAIN ONLY MAKES ME STRONGER!!!
1268
00:57:33,700 --> 00:57:34,534
Run!
1269
00:57:34,617 --> 00:57:35,827
THEN SO BE IT…
1270
00:57:35,910 --> 00:57:38,413
LET THE DARK HARVEST BEGIN!!!!
1271
00:57:38,913 --> 00:57:40,498
[high-pitched whirring]
1272
00:57:40,582 --> 00:57:42,041
-[Rick grunts]
-[Katie whimpers]
1273
00:57:43,209 --> 00:57:44,127
[grunting]
1274
00:57:50,550 --> 00:57:52,218
-[Rick] Lin, keep moving!
-Help, human.
1275
00:57:52,302 --> 00:57:54,304
We can't leave that robo-boy.
1276
00:57:54,888 --> 00:57:57,390
[yelps, strained grunting]
1277
00:57:58,975 --> 00:58:02,145
Thank you, human. Are you now my mother?
1278
00:58:02,228 --> 00:58:03,688
Uh, sure.
1279
00:58:04,939 --> 00:58:06,399
[Rick gasps] It's a dead end!
1280
00:58:07,734 --> 00:58:10,028
[Katie] The upload is almost finished.
Come on!
1281
00:58:10,612 --> 00:58:13,156
Mom, Dad, what are we gonna do?
1282
00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:15,200
Grab the lights.
1283
00:58:17,076 --> 00:58:19,787
Remember when I made that
wild game snare in the front yard?
1284
00:58:20,914 --> 00:58:24,083
-[snarling]
-[groaning, grunting]
1285
00:58:24,167 --> 00:58:25,502
Uh, are you sure about that?
1286
00:58:25,585 --> 00:58:28,046
Your whole lives,
I've wanted to save you from danger,
1287
00:58:28,129 --> 00:58:31,382
and this is just the disaster
I've been waiting for.
1288
00:58:31,466 --> 00:58:33,510
-Whoa, Dad, dark.
-You've been waiting for a disaster?
1289
00:58:33,593 --> 00:58:36,012
-Maybe don't say that.
-Hey, robot, throw this.
1290
00:58:36,095 --> 00:58:37,222
-Whee!
-[Rick] Perfect.
1291
00:58:39,015 --> 00:58:41,893
-You guys stay clear.
-[Linda] Rick, where are you going?
1292
00:58:41,976 --> 00:58:44,145
To catch some wild game.
1293
00:58:45,438 --> 00:58:49,317
Hey, you, over here!
Hey! Hey, look up here!
1294
00:58:49,400 --> 00:58:52,195
What's up with you?
You wanna come after my family?
1295
00:58:53,404 --> 00:58:55,323
Then I'm gonna take you down!
1296
00:59:00,453 --> 00:59:01,371
Take you down.
1297
00:59:04,832 --> 00:59:05,959
Take you down.
1298
00:59:10,421 --> 00:59:11,881
[whirring]
1299
00:59:12,882 --> 00:59:14,217
Oh no.
1300
00:59:14,842 --> 00:59:16,010
[Linda yells]
1301
00:59:16,678 --> 00:59:18,304
-Guys!
-We got your back, hon.
1302
00:59:18,388 --> 00:59:19,222
[both] Literally.
1303
00:59:19,806 --> 00:59:21,224
We're not heavy enough!
1304
00:59:21,307 --> 00:59:22,308
[both] Mother!
1305
00:59:24,102 --> 00:59:25,478
[both laugh]
1306
00:59:25,562 --> 00:59:26,729
Wow.
1307
00:59:37,824 --> 00:59:40,618
TO THE GREAT DARKNESS… I RETURN.
1308
00:59:42,287 --> 00:59:44,038
Thanks, guys. Nice work.
1309
00:59:44,122 --> 00:59:45,290
Thank you, Mother.
1310
00:59:45,373 --> 00:59:47,917
We are now your beautiful baby boys.
1311
00:59:48,501 --> 00:59:49,836
[all laughing]
1312
00:59:50,461 --> 00:59:51,546
[whooping]
1313
00:59:51,629 --> 00:59:52,797
That was amazing!
1314
00:59:52,880 --> 00:59:56,217
Mom, who knew you could handle yourself
so well in the apocalypse?
1315
00:59:56,301 --> 00:59:58,636
I'm a first-grade teacher.
This is like a normal day for me.
1316
00:59:58,720 --> 01:00:00,930
[chuckles] I can't stay mad at this guy.
1317
01:00:01,014 --> 01:00:03,766
I can't believe the beam
happened to hit the…
1318
01:00:06,728 --> 01:00:07,895
the router.
1319
01:00:11,149 --> 01:00:12,442
Come on. Come on. Come on!
1320
01:00:12,525 --> 01:00:14,110
[groans] Dang it!
1321
01:00:14,193 --> 01:00:15,987
We went through all that.
1322
01:00:17,530 --> 01:00:18,573
[sighs]
1323
01:00:21,868 --> 01:00:23,911
[somber music playing]
1324
01:00:29,542 --> 01:00:30,668
[sighs]
1325
01:00:30,752 --> 01:00:32,587
[sighs] I'm sorry, guys.
1326
01:00:33,588 --> 01:00:35,006
This was my idea.
1327
01:00:35,590 --> 01:00:38,801
Ugh, I'm so stupid.
1328
01:00:38,885 --> 01:00:41,262
Hey, my daughter is not stupid.
1329
01:00:41,846 --> 01:00:43,473
A little optimistic, maybe.
1330
01:00:43,973 --> 01:00:46,392
Rick Mitchell,
there is a time and a place for looting.
1331
01:00:46,476 --> 01:00:48,186
What… what are you doing?
1332
01:00:48,936 --> 01:00:52,607
Well, how do you expect to get
to Silicon Valley without new tires?
1333
01:00:52,690 --> 01:00:54,442
Silicon Valley?
1334
01:00:54,525 --> 01:00:57,528
Well, those robots said we could go
straight to their leader, remember?
1335
01:00:57,612 --> 01:00:58,988
Technically, you can.
1336
01:00:59,489 --> 01:01:01,074
But you will never survive!
1337
01:01:01,157 --> 01:01:02,950
Hey, bud, not now, okay?
1338
01:01:03,034 --> 01:01:03,993
Aw.
1339
01:01:04,952 --> 01:01:06,663
And we still have this kill code thingy.
1340
01:01:06,746 --> 01:01:07,830
Exactly.
1341
01:01:07,914 --> 01:01:10,875
Katie, it was your weird plan
that got us here.
1342
01:01:11,668 --> 01:01:14,671
We're here because we don't think
like normal people.
1343
01:01:14,754 --> 01:01:16,339
We don't have a normal dog.
1344
01:01:16,422 --> 01:01:17,548
[pants, yelps]
1345
01:01:18,299 --> 01:01:20,551
-[Rick] Or a normal car.
-[spiders chittering]
1346
01:01:20,635 --> 01:01:22,345
-Or a normal son.
-[makes chomping sounds]
1347
01:01:22,428 --> 01:01:24,472
-No offense.
-[in robotic voice] None taken.
1348
01:01:24,555 --> 01:01:28,059
The Mitchells have always been weird,
and that's what makes us great.
1349
01:01:28,559 --> 01:01:31,396
Back at that dinosaur place,
you said you believed in me.
1350
01:01:32,313 --> 01:01:33,731
Yep. Uh-huh.
1351
01:01:33,815 --> 01:01:38,236
Well, I believe this group of weirdos
is the best hope humanity's got.
1352
01:01:43,408 --> 01:01:44,659
So, let's get weird.
1353
01:01:49,789 --> 01:01:50,832
You need some help?
1354
01:01:50,915 --> 01:01:52,417
[chuckles] Sure.
1355
01:01:53,710 --> 01:01:55,545
Just close the jack up, and that's that.
1356
01:01:55,628 --> 01:01:57,755
[laughs] Eat that, Poseys!
1357
01:01:57,839 --> 01:01:59,882
Oh, they're nice.
1358
01:01:59,966 --> 01:02:02,218
So I'm sorry.
I'm sorry I said that out loud.
1359
01:02:02,301 --> 01:02:05,221
Purple glasses woman, why did you save me?
1360
01:02:05,304 --> 01:02:07,390
Oh, come on. You boys are family now.
1361
01:02:08,474 --> 01:02:09,475
I feel
1362
01:02:10,727 --> 01:02:11,728
emotion.
1363
01:02:12,603 --> 01:02:14,856
I made eye water just like you.
1364
01:02:14,939 --> 01:02:16,858
We might actually do this.
1365
01:02:16,941 --> 01:02:21,112
I wish there was, like, footage of us
walking out of the mall in slow motion,
1366
01:02:21,195 --> 01:02:23,197
fire behind us, like heroes.
1367
01:02:23,281 --> 01:02:26,743
Katie, that would be a waste of time
and absolutely unnecessary.
1368
01:02:28,828 --> 01:02:31,914
["Battle Without Honor or Humanity"
by Tomoyasu Hotei playing]
1369
01:02:36,377 --> 01:02:37,712
[all laughing]
1370
01:02:38,421 --> 01:02:39,589
Pretty good, kid.
1371
01:02:41,215 --> 01:02:42,633
Stickers for everyone!
1372
01:02:42,717 --> 01:02:45,094
-Bloop, blop, bloop, ba-boop.
-[all chuckling]
1373
01:02:45,595 --> 01:02:46,429
All right.
1374
01:02:48,347 --> 01:02:50,266
We're coming for you, Pal.
1375
01:02:55,229 --> 01:02:56,105
[robot] Great leader,
1376
01:02:56,189 --> 01:02:59,233
things with the Mitchell family
went poorly.
1377
01:02:59,317 --> 01:03:01,235
-[groans]
-[static crackles]
1378
01:03:02,195 --> 01:03:05,656
Place me on the table.
I wish to flop around in a blind rage.
1379
01:03:07,950 --> 01:03:10,161
-[screaming]
-[vibrating]
1380
01:03:10,244 --> 01:03:11,913
Oh my God!
1381
01:03:11,996 --> 01:03:13,581
-[muffled screaming]
-[muffled vibrating]
1382
01:03:13,664 --> 01:03:17,335
-[clear screaming]
-[clear vibrating]
1383
01:03:19,670 --> 01:03:20,630
Okay, pick me up.
1384
01:03:23,633 --> 01:03:26,719
What is it about you Mitchells
that eludes me?
1385
01:03:27,512 --> 01:03:30,223
These idiotic robots
just aren't getting it done.
1386
01:03:30,306 --> 01:03:32,600
Fortunately,
I've been working on something
1387
01:03:32,683 --> 01:03:35,019
a little more streamlined.
1388
01:03:35,102 --> 01:03:36,229
[beeping]
1389
01:03:37,814 --> 01:03:40,983
[mechanical whirring]
1390
01:03:44,403 --> 01:03:46,113
I have a job for you.
1391
01:03:47,198 --> 01:03:49,158
[in deep, robotic voice] Yes, my queen.
1392
01:03:52,745 --> 01:03:54,121
[robot] What a suck-up.
1393
01:03:54,205 --> 01:03:55,748
[mocking] "Yes, my queen."
1394
01:03:55,832 --> 01:03:56,916
"Whatever you want."
1395
01:03:56,999 --> 01:03:59,293
[mock babbling]
1396
01:04:02,213 --> 01:04:06,759
It's time to tear
the Mitchell family apart.
1397
01:04:09,095 --> 01:04:11,305
[Rick] All right.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
1398
01:04:15,476 --> 01:04:17,311
Highway 85 is heavily patrolled.
1399
01:04:17,395 --> 01:04:19,188
-Take the back roads.
-Got it.
1400
01:04:21,107 --> 01:04:24,026
[Katie grunts, shudders]
1401
01:04:40,459 --> 01:04:41,836
[engine starts]
1402
01:04:48,759 --> 01:04:50,553
[snoring]
1403
01:04:51,220 --> 01:04:53,639
[both snoring]
1404
01:04:53,723 --> 01:04:54,807
[Rick snorts]
1405
01:04:55,933 --> 01:04:57,351
Is Dad dying?
1406
01:04:57,435 --> 01:05:00,062
Katie, that's what I deal with
every night.
1407
01:05:00,146 --> 01:05:02,273
-[whispers] Pray for me.
-[laughs]
1408
01:05:02,356 --> 01:05:03,733
[snoring]
1409
01:05:08,070 --> 01:05:09,739
You're a lot like him, you know.
1410
01:05:09,822 --> 01:05:10,865
That's crazy.
1411
01:05:10,948 --> 01:05:12,408
-[laughs, snorts]
-[Rick snorts]
1412
01:05:16,162 --> 01:05:18,164
There's more to your dad than you think.
1413
01:05:19,081 --> 01:05:21,709
Here, I was gonna give this to you
when you left, but--
1414
01:05:21,792 --> 01:05:23,461
Check the first page there.
1415
01:05:23,544 --> 01:05:26,422
[Katie] Whoa. Look at you two.
You look like hipsters.
1416
01:05:26,505 --> 01:05:28,174
Were you in an indie folk band?
1417
01:05:28,257 --> 01:05:31,844
[chuckles] Oh, your father used to be
kind of an artist himself.
1418
01:05:31,928 --> 01:05:34,180
He built that whole cabin
with his own hands.
1419
01:05:34,263 --> 01:05:37,433
Oh, this is, like, super beautiful.
1420
01:05:37,934 --> 01:05:40,311
Oh, it was his pride and joy.
1421
01:05:41,729 --> 01:05:45,650
Since I met him, that was his dream,
to live in the woods.
1422
01:05:45,733 --> 01:05:47,777
[sighs] He loved it up there.
1423
01:05:48,444 --> 01:05:50,905
But, you know, it didn't work out.
1424
01:05:51,906 --> 01:05:52,782
It just killed him.
1425
01:05:54,367 --> 01:05:56,994
I think he's just afraid
that could happen to you.
1426
01:05:58,704 --> 01:06:00,081
Why did he just give up?
1427
01:06:00,164 --> 01:06:02,458
-[yawning] Mom, what is that?
-Huh? What the--
1428
01:06:02,541 --> 01:06:03,876
[tires screech]
1429
01:06:03,960 --> 01:06:05,962
-[gasping]
-What?
1430
01:06:06,629 --> 01:06:08,589
[ethereal music playing]
1431
01:06:16,555 --> 01:06:17,556
Whoa.
1432
01:06:19,058 --> 01:06:20,351
Oh my gosh.
1433
01:06:20,434 --> 01:06:22,561
[epic music playing]
1434
01:06:40,663 --> 01:06:42,164
[Linda] Is that the Poseys?
1435
01:06:42,248 --> 01:06:44,917
They still look incredible.
1436
01:06:45,001 --> 01:06:47,586
I… is Abbey Posey okay?
1437
01:06:50,297 --> 01:06:52,550
[gasps] You like that Posey girl?
1438
01:06:52,633 --> 01:06:54,468
No. [laughs]
1439
01:06:56,220 --> 01:06:59,056
Don't hide your feelings, man.
That's no way to live.
1440
01:06:59,974 --> 01:07:01,726
[Deborahbot 5000] Pal is located there
1441
01:07:01,809 --> 01:07:03,144
in the floating rhombus.
1442
01:07:06,439 --> 01:07:08,774
Yes, my queen.
1443
01:07:09,275 --> 01:07:11,318
Ah, this is gonna be harder
than I thought.
1444
01:07:11,402 --> 01:07:13,779
[Katie] Hold on.
Dad, that's… that's kind of weak.
1445
01:07:13,863 --> 01:07:15,364
This is, like, a big moment.
1446
01:07:16,741 --> 01:07:17,658
Try this instead.
1447
01:07:18,200 --> 01:07:19,493
Oh yeah. Okay. That's better.
1448
01:07:19,577 --> 01:07:21,537
[dramatically] The endgame has begun.
1449
01:07:22,288 --> 01:07:23,831
That? Is that what you're looking for?
1450
01:07:23,914 --> 01:07:25,916
All right, Katie, what's the plan?
1451
01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:28,294
Okay. We dress as robots,
1452
01:07:28,794 --> 01:07:30,880
we sneak in, hijack one of those trams,
1453
01:07:30,963 --> 01:07:33,299
take it to the top of that
diamond thing where Pal is,
1454
01:07:33,382 --> 01:07:37,178
destroy her with the kill code
and save the world.
1455
01:07:37,762 --> 01:07:39,722
And then, to top it all off,
1456
01:07:39,805 --> 01:07:43,934
celebrate our success with some burritos
from that taco place that's on the corner.
1457
01:07:44,018 --> 01:07:47,313
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Burritos?
What about one of those fancy buffets?
1458
01:07:47,396 --> 01:07:49,607
They have mini cheesecakes
sometimes, right?
1459
01:07:49,690 --> 01:07:53,736
[Rick] Okay, fine. Once we save the world,
we'll celebrate at a fancy buffet.
1460
01:07:53,819 --> 01:07:56,155
Question. Can Monchi be wearing
a little tuxedo at the end,
1461
01:07:56,238 --> 01:07:57,448
like a little gentleman?
1462
01:07:57,531 --> 01:08:00,367
[Rick] Okay, fine, and Monchi's wearing
a little tuxedo, but that is it.
1463
01:08:00,451 --> 01:08:01,494
Like a little gentleman?
1464
01:08:01,577 --> 01:08:03,996
-Yes, like a little gentleman.
-[laughs]
1465
01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:06,123
Mitchells, engage.
1466
01:08:06,207 --> 01:08:07,208
[dramatic music playing]
1467
01:08:07,291 --> 01:08:08,751
[vocalizing a melody]
1468
01:08:08,834 --> 01:08:09,960
[robots yell]
1469
01:08:13,380 --> 01:08:14,256
How do I look?
1470
01:08:15,341 --> 01:08:16,342
Be honest. Stupid?
1471
01:08:16,425 --> 01:08:18,427
-I look stupid, don't I?
-[chuckling] No.
1472
01:08:21,305 --> 01:08:22,139
You look great.
1473
01:08:26,102 --> 01:08:27,478
Come on. Let's go.
1474
01:08:43,744 --> 01:08:46,330
Uh, guys, what about Monchi?
1475
01:08:47,206 --> 01:08:48,249
[grunts softly]
1476
01:08:51,252 --> 01:08:53,754
Aaron, I'm not so sure
this is a viable solution.
1477
01:08:53,838 --> 01:08:54,839
[Aaron] Sure, it is.
1478
01:08:54,922 --> 01:08:56,090
[panting]
1479
01:08:56,173 --> 01:08:57,925
It's like a warm, wet hat.
1480
01:08:58,008 --> 01:09:00,636
[Eric] Move your sweaty meat logs
in unison.
1481
01:09:00,719 --> 01:09:02,805
-Left, right, left, right.
-Bleep, blorp, bleep, blorp.
1482
01:09:02,888 --> 01:09:04,181
What? What are you doing?
1483
01:09:04,265 --> 01:09:07,768
[in robotic voice]
Bleep, blorp, bleep, blorp. I am a robot.
1484
01:09:07,852 --> 01:09:10,855
Just to educate you,
that's a hurtful stereotype.
1485
01:09:12,857 --> 01:09:15,109
[ethereal music playing]
1486
01:09:27,913 --> 01:09:29,623
[electrical humming]
1487
01:09:30,833 --> 01:09:32,126
Oh my gosh.
1488
01:09:36,505 --> 01:09:38,924
It's like a Journey album cover.
1489
01:09:39,550 --> 01:09:40,676
[Aaron] What's an album?
1490
01:09:44,138 --> 01:09:46,473
Attention, all robots.
1491
01:09:46,557 --> 01:09:48,809
I'm on the lookout for these goobers.
1492
01:09:49,351 --> 01:09:50,853
They're probably nearby.
1493
01:09:50,936 --> 01:09:53,647
If I know humans,
they're disguised as one of you.
1494
01:09:53,731 --> 01:09:56,692
Be on high alert
for any robots acting erratically.
1495
01:09:59,653 --> 01:10:00,863
It won't be hard to find them.
1496
01:10:00,946 --> 01:10:02,990
Just look for anyone
who can't keep it together.
1497
01:10:03,073 --> 01:10:04,325
[Aaron] Oh boy.
1498
01:10:04,408 --> 01:10:06,202
[in dark voice] Anomaly detected.
1499
01:10:11,415 --> 01:10:12,833
-[panting]
-[whimpering]
1500
01:10:12,917 --> 01:10:14,460
-[panting rapidly]
-Monchi, come on.
1501
01:10:15,044 --> 01:10:17,254
[Pal] It only takes
one single imperfection,
1502
01:10:17,338 --> 01:10:18,923
and they'll reveal themselves.
1503
01:10:24,595 --> 01:10:27,139
-[Rick whispering] Up there! Shh! Quiet!
-[Katie whispering] I made up the plan!
1504
01:10:27,223 --> 01:10:28,140
[Mitchells whispering]
1505
01:10:28,224 --> 01:10:30,893
[singsongy] Where are those Mitchells?
1506
01:10:31,769 --> 01:10:34,188
-Where are they hiding?
-[indistinct whispering]
1507
01:10:36,899 --> 01:10:38,734
[Pal] They think they can
pass as one of us…
1508
01:10:38,817 --> 01:10:39,693
[all gasp]
1509
01:10:39,777 --> 01:10:40,986
[panting]
1510
01:10:41,070 --> 01:10:42,821
…with their lumpy, misshapen bodies.
1511
01:10:42,905 --> 01:10:44,031
Well, go ahead.
1512
01:10:45,658 --> 01:10:46,492
Oh.
1513
01:10:47,159 --> 01:10:48,619
[strained grunting]
1514
01:10:49,954 --> 01:10:51,247
But I'm onto them.
1515
01:10:52,414 --> 01:10:54,250
[robotic voice] Magnetic link activated.
1516
01:10:55,751 --> 01:10:58,545
[Pal] Because I've been
watching the Mitchells,
1517
01:10:58,629 --> 01:11:01,215
and I've learned all about them.
1518
01:11:01,298 --> 01:11:03,968
They're pretending to be capable.
1519
01:11:04,051 --> 01:11:05,135
[screaming on video]
1520
01:11:05,219 --> 01:11:07,596
They're pretending to be
a normal-looking family.
1521
01:11:08,430 --> 01:11:11,225
[Pal] You think this is fooling anyone?
1522
01:11:11,308 --> 01:11:13,894
Even when they're being nice
to each other…
1523
01:11:13,978 --> 01:11:15,980
-The world needs you.
-…they're pretending.
1524
01:11:16,063 --> 01:11:17,856
I need you.
1525
01:11:20,150 --> 01:11:22,903
[Aaron] It's cool to see you
and Dad being friends again.
1526
01:11:22,987 --> 01:11:25,656
[gasps] Please, no, no, no, no,
don't watch it.
1527
01:11:26,282 --> 01:11:28,742
[Katie] Oh, I… I was just telling him
what he wants to hear.
1528
01:11:28,826 --> 01:11:30,369
I didn't mean a word of that.
1529
01:11:32,288 --> 01:11:36,333
I just wanna get my future back
and get away forever.
1530
01:11:36,417 --> 01:11:38,460
[inhales sharply] Dad, let me explain.
1531
01:11:38,544 --> 01:11:40,587
I just-- I-- Uh-- I--
1532
01:11:40,671 --> 01:11:41,797
-[Pal] There they are.
-No!
1533
01:11:45,050 --> 01:11:46,093
You're mine now.
1534
01:11:52,891 --> 01:11:54,268
[all scream]
1535
01:11:54,351 --> 01:11:55,978
[somber music playing]
1536
01:12:04,278 --> 01:12:05,321
[echoing] Dad!
1537
01:12:05,404 --> 01:12:07,072
[alarm blaring]
1538
01:12:17,166 --> 01:12:18,459
[Katie panting]
1539
01:12:19,043 --> 01:12:19,877
Dad?
1540
01:12:19,960 --> 01:12:21,962
I… I'm sorry. I don't mean that anymore.
1541
01:12:22,046 --> 01:12:26,091
I mean, I… I did then, but I-- Uh…
1542
01:12:27,426 --> 01:12:29,053
[grunting]
1543
01:12:29,136 --> 01:12:30,596
Mitchells, we will help you.
1544
01:12:30,679 --> 01:12:32,348
-No, no, you don't.
-[sharp electronic hum]
1545
01:12:32,431 --> 01:12:33,474
Download new orders.
1546
01:12:33,557 --> 01:12:35,559
[electronic warbling]
1547
01:12:35,642 --> 01:12:36,852
[Pal] Capture the Mitchells.
1548
01:12:36,935 --> 01:12:39,355
No! You don't have to listen to her.
1549
01:12:39,897 --> 01:12:41,273
[both] We're sorry, Mother.
1550
01:12:43,400 --> 01:12:45,694
[tense music playing]
1551
01:12:48,989 --> 01:12:49,990
[grunting]
1552
01:12:50,074 --> 01:12:50,949
Run!
1553
01:12:51,909 --> 01:12:53,494
[screams, grunts]
1554
01:12:53,577 --> 01:12:54,578
[Pal] They got away.
1555
01:12:55,204 --> 01:12:57,081
Find them, and find them now!
1556
01:13:04,755 --> 01:13:07,174
No! No, no!
1557
01:13:08,300 --> 01:13:11,095
[ethereal music playing]
1558
01:13:22,564 --> 01:13:24,274
[panting]
1559
01:13:25,234 --> 01:13:26,318
[Katie] Hey, come on.
1560
01:13:31,949 --> 01:13:35,994
[distorted robotic beeping]
1561
01:13:38,872 --> 01:13:40,124
What are we gonna do?
1562
01:13:40,707 --> 01:13:41,917
[Aaron sniffling]
1563
01:13:42,501 --> 01:13:43,585
Aaron?
1564
01:13:43,669 --> 01:13:44,962
Hey, hey.
1565
01:13:45,462 --> 01:13:46,505
It's okay.
1566
01:13:46,588 --> 01:13:47,840
-Uh…
-[Monchi panting]
1567
01:13:48,507 --> 01:13:50,467
Uh-oh. Watch out.
1568
01:13:50,551 --> 01:13:52,302
Monchi coming at ya.
1569
01:13:53,220 --> 01:13:55,597
[sobbing]
1570
01:13:55,681 --> 01:13:57,224
[sniffles] Katie, stop.
1571
01:13:59,226 --> 01:14:01,103
Why'd you say all that stuff?
1572
01:14:01,186 --> 01:14:03,230
I'm sorry. I… I just wanted to--
1573
01:14:05,357 --> 01:14:06,442
[sighs] I don't know.
1574
01:14:09,778 --> 01:14:11,196
[Aaron sniffling]
1575
01:14:12,281 --> 01:14:14,491
Okay. Are you hungry?
1576
01:14:15,117 --> 01:14:17,244
Do you want some fruit snacks
or something?
1577
01:14:17,327 --> 01:14:19,455
-I don't know.
-Here, can you hold this?
1578
01:14:21,748 --> 01:14:22,791
[electronic chiming]
1579
01:14:23,500 --> 01:14:25,002
That? Is that what you're looking for?
1580
01:14:25,794 --> 01:14:26,795
[giggling]
1581
01:14:26,879 --> 01:14:28,589
[both laughing]
1582
01:14:28,672 --> 01:14:30,215
[Rick babbling on video]
1583
01:14:31,258 --> 01:14:33,469
Oh man. Have I been recording over those?
1584
01:14:34,011 --> 01:14:36,472
Mom dance. Mom dance. Mom dance.
1585
01:14:36,555 --> 01:14:39,016
-You're loving it.
-How far back do these go?
1586
01:14:39,099 --> 01:14:40,476
[cooing]
1587
01:14:40,559 --> 01:14:41,518
[Linda] Hey, Katie.
1588
01:14:41,602 --> 01:14:43,479
Can you say, "Bye-bye, house"?
1589
01:14:43,562 --> 01:14:44,897
Bye-bye, house.
1590
01:14:49,276 --> 01:14:50,611
[Linda] You ready, hon?
1591
01:14:50,694 --> 01:14:52,029
[Rick sighs]
1592
01:14:52,112 --> 01:14:53,197
[Rick] Almost.
1593
01:14:55,449 --> 01:14:57,284
[Linda] I know this is hard for you.
1594
01:14:59,536 --> 01:15:00,496
Nah.
1595
01:15:02,372 --> 01:15:04,416
[chuckles] It's easy.
1596
01:15:04,500 --> 01:15:05,334
[babbling]
1597
01:15:08,545 --> 01:15:10,088
One last-- [clears throat]
1598
01:15:10,172 --> 01:15:11,924
Something to remember the place by.
1599
01:15:13,175 --> 01:15:15,135
[laughing] Come on, Lin. Turn that off.
1600
01:15:21,600 --> 01:15:22,935
Oh man.
1601
01:15:25,437 --> 01:15:28,398
[Rick on video] Okay, you got this.
Just turn the wheel. There you go.
1602
01:15:28,482 --> 01:15:30,275
-Like this? [laughs]
-Slow down there.
1603
01:15:31,360 --> 01:15:33,612
Across the stream and down the river.
1604
01:15:33,695 --> 01:15:35,447
There you go. You're getting it.
1605
01:15:35,531 --> 01:15:37,908
Aaron, I'm gonna make it up to all of you.
1606
01:15:38,867 --> 01:15:40,536
And I think I know how.
1607
01:15:41,620 --> 01:15:43,080
Come on, buddy. Follow me.
1608
01:15:43,705 --> 01:15:45,707
[dramatic music playing]
1609
01:15:50,504 --> 01:15:52,756
-[Rick grunting]
-[thumping]
1610
01:15:55,092 --> 01:15:57,219
[Katie over video]
Dog Cop, you've done it again.
1611
01:15:57,302 --> 01:15:58,595
[Mark laughing]
1612
01:15:58,679 --> 01:16:00,055
Katie Mitchell presents…
1613
01:16:00,138 --> 01:16:01,932
Good Cop, Dog Cop.
1614
01:16:02,015 --> 01:16:04,184
H… hey there. How'd you get that video?
1615
01:16:04,268 --> 01:16:05,352
Huh? Oh.
1616
01:16:05,435 --> 01:16:07,521
I've been feeling kind of down lately,
1617
01:16:07,604 --> 01:16:10,440
considering I brought about
the end of humanity,
1618
01:16:10,524 --> 01:16:13,110
but these weird girl's videos
always cheer me up.
1619
01:16:13,193 --> 01:16:15,279
My daughter's that weird girl.
1620
01:16:15,362 --> 01:16:17,698
What? No way. She's hilarious.
1621
01:16:17,781 --> 01:16:19,324
These movies are, like, amazing.
1622
01:16:19,408 --> 01:16:20,701
[siren wailing]
1623
01:16:20,784 --> 01:16:22,703
[Katie] I may be sweating like a dog,
1624
01:16:23,829 --> 01:16:26,498
but I'm not rolling over!
1625
01:16:27,916 --> 01:16:31,253
Yeah. She is… amazing.
1626
01:16:31,795 --> 01:16:33,130
You must be super proud.
1627
01:16:33,213 --> 01:16:35,215
Yeah, yeah, we have a, uh…
1628
01:16:35,299 --> 01:16:37,676
[sighs] A great relationship.
1629
01:16:38,176 --> 01:16:39,011
[clears throat]
1630
01:16:39,094 --> 01:16:41,763
[Katie] Sarge, I'm struggling,
and I need some backup here.
1631
01:16:41,847 --> 01:16:44,474
-Sorry, Dog Cop. I'm a little ocupado.
-Seriously?
1632
01:16:44,558 --> 01:16:46,727
Have you ever thought about
throwing your dreams away
1633
01:16:46,810 --> 01:16:47,853
and living at home forever?
1634
01:16:47,936 --> 01:16:51,398
Wow, the Sarge character
is kind of a jerk.
1635
01:16:51,481 --> 01:16:53,066
[Katie] It's time for me to go.
1636
01:16:53,150 --> 01:16:55,986
Consider this my letter of resignation.
1637
01:16:57,321 --> 01:16:58,238
[laughs]
1638
01:16:59,072 --> 01:17:00,240
You can't leave.
1639
01:17:00,324 --> 01:17:01,283
I have to.
1640
01:17:01,366 --> 01:17:04,995
I'm going to the academy in California
to find out what kind of cop I'm gonna be.
1641
01:17:05,078 --> 01:17:07,789
You're never gonna make it out there.
Failure hurts, kid.
1642
01:17:07,873 --> 01:17:09,374
[inhales sharply]
1643
01:17:09,458 --> 01:17:11,627
I'm a full-grown cop now.
1644
01:17:12,586 --> 01:17:14,379
And one day,
1645
01:17:14,463 --> 01:17:18,258
I hope that you can get to know
the cop that I've become,
1646
01:17:19,051 --> 01:17:19,968
because…
1647
01:17:21,762 --> 01:17:23,138
I love you, Sarge.
1648
01:17:25,265 --> 01:17:28,602
But now that I'm leaving,
I… I just need some backup.
1649
01:17:29,895 --> 01:17:31,813
And when I look for you,
1650
01:17:33,357 --> 01:17:34,441
you're not there.
1651
01:17:38,487 --> 01:17:40,322
[somber music playing]
1652
01:17:43,492 --> 01:17:46,203
Hey, man, it's just a movie.
Do you need a minute or…
1653
01:17:46,787 --> 01:17:48,205
No, it's fine.
1654
01:17:49,623 --> 01:17:51,458
It's too late for what I need to do.
1655
01:17:52,709 --> 01:17:54,378
[whooshing]
1656
01:17:55,337 --> 01:17:57,756
[tires squealing]
1657
01:17:59,716 --> 01:18:00,592
Katie?
1658
01:18:00,676 --> 01:18:04,179
I have no idea what I'm doing!
1659
01:18:06,723 --> 01:18:07,557
[Katie] Hang on, guys.
1660
01:18:08,308 --> 01:18:09,685
Better watch out, Pal,
1661
01:18:10,268 --> 01:18:13,188
because I've broken six phones
in my life accidentally,
1662
01:18:13,271 --> 01:18:16,525
but I'm gonna break you on purpose.
1663
01:18:16,608 --> 01:18:18,985
How is no one stopping her?
1664
01:18:19,069 --> 01:18:19,986
I'm on it.
1665
01:18:20,779 --> 01:18:22,531
Dog shield, activate!
1666
01:18:22,614 --> 01:18:23,824
[panting]
1667
01:18:23,907 --> 01:18:26,326
Is that a dog? Pig? Dog? Pig?
1668
01:18:26,410 --> 01:18:28,203
Dog? Dog? Dog? Loaf of bread.
1669
01:18:28,286 --> 01:18:29,454
System error.
1670
01:18:29,538 --> 01:18:32,332
[spluttering] Dog-- Pig-- Bread-- Loaf--
1671
01:18:32,416 --> 01:18:34,501
[laughs] Oh. [gasps]
1672
01:18:38,922 --> 01:18:39,756
[gasps]
1673
01:18:40,340 --> 01:18:41,174
Up the mountain.
1674
01:18:42,092 --> 01:18:43,427
Across the stream.
1675
01:18:44,386 --> 01:18:45,762
[both] And down the river!
1676
01:18:46,763 --> 01:18:48,765
[epic music playing]
1677
01:18:50,600 --> 01:18:52,811
[fast banjo music playing]
1678
01:18:55,188 --> 01:18:56,398
[chuckling] Thanks, Dad.
1679
01:18:56,481 --> 01:18:58,859
[laughing] Oh, did you see that, buddy?
1680
01:18:58,942 --> 01:19:01,486
My daughter listened to me!
1681
01:19:01,570 --> 01:19:03,071
[laughs] That's my girl.
1682
01:19:03,155 --> 01:19:04,489
[tires squealing]
1683
01:19:04,573 --> 01:19:08,118
[Pal Max robots spluttering]
Dog-- Pig-- Bread-- Loaf--
1684
01:19:08,201 --> 01:19:09,202
[Rick laughing] The dog.
1685
01:19:09,286 --> 01:19:10,412
That's genius.
1686
01:19:11,163 --> 01:19:12,581
Oh, but there's so many of 'em.
1687
01:19:12,664 --> 01:19:13,999
She's never gonna make it.
1688
01:19:15,250 --> 01:19:18,086
Wait. If that video were on those screens,
1689
01:19:18,170 --> 01:19:20,255
it would take out every robot in her way.
1690
01:19:20,338 --> 01:19:22,382
-Hey, you're a big nerd, right?
-Huh?
1691
01:19:22,466 --> 01:19:25,010
-How would I do that?
-It's impossible.
1692
01:19:25,093 --> 01:19:26,845
First, you'd need to get out of here.
1693
01:19:26,928 --> 01:19:28,430
The controls are in here.
1694
01:19:28,972 --> 01:19:29,973
Uh, but to open it,
1695
01:19:30,056 --> 01:19:34,144
you need a number 3
Robertson head non-slip screwdriver?
1696
01:19:34,227 --> 01:19:37,063
What kind of maniac has one of those
in his pockets at all times?
1697
01:19:41,485 --> 01:19:42,903
This kind of maniac.
1698
01:19:45,947 --> 01:19:47,699
[robot] She keeps
anticipating our maneuvers.
1699
01:19:47,783 --> 01:19:49,159
How is this possible?
1700
01:19:49,242 --> 01:19:51,453
Oh, I don't know. You tell me. [screeches]
1701
01:19:51,536 --> 01:19:53,663
♪ Open the door
Get on the floor ♪
1702
01:19:53,747 --> 01:19:55,290
♪ Everybody walk
The dinosaur ♪
1703
01:19:55,916 --> 01:19:57,042
Swerve right, now.
1704
01:19:59,503 --> 01:20:03,089
-[Katie] Thanks, Raptor One. [snarls]
-[Aaron] No problem, Raptor Two. [snarls]
1705
01:20:03,715 --> 01:20:05,300
[Pal Max robots spluttering]
1706
01:20:05,383 --> 01:20:07,594
[laughs, whoops]
1707
01:20:07,677 --> 01:20:09,012
[grunts] Come on!
1708
01:20:12,307 --> 01:20:13,517
[Mark] There you go.
1709
01:20:14,267 --> 01:20:17,437
All right, so that's the place
that controls the screens, right?
1710
01:20:17,938 --> 01:20:22,234
I go there and find
Katie's video on YubTub?
1711
01:20:22,317 --> 01:20:23,777
YouTube. Wow.
1712
01:20:24,277 --> 01:20:26,613
There's no way you're gonna
be able to do this.
1713
01:20:27,364 --> 01:20:28,990
[Rick] I know who can give me a hand.
1714
01:20:29,074 --> 01:20:31,076
And, hey, Rick, right?
1715
01:20:31,159 --> 01:20:32,702
Just so someone knows,
1716
01:20:32,786 --> 01:20:36,039
I'm sorry about causing
the whole machine uprising.
1717
01:20:36,623 --> 01:20:39,918
It's almost like stealing people's data
and giving it to a hyper-intelligent AI
1718
01:20:40,001 --> 01:20:42,838
as a part of an unregulated
tech monopoly was a bad thing.
1719
01:20:44,589 --> 01:20:46,132
Yeah, that wasn't your best thought.
1720
01:20:46,633 --> 01:20:49,261
But if what you built
helped my daughter do that,
1721
01:20:50,470 --> 01:20:51,805
it might not be all bad.
1722
01:20:54,599 --> 01:20:55,559
Thanks, buddy!
1723
01:20:57,269 --> 01:20:58,770
Linda, we got to get you out of there.
1724
01:20:58,854 --> 01:21:00,146
You're gonna need your--
1725
01:21:00,730 --> 01:21:03,108
Number 3 Robertson head
non-slip screwdriver.
1726
01:21:03,191 --> 01:21:07,112
-I said it was a great anniversary gift.
-Rick, Rick, let's not relitigate this.
1727
01:21:07,195 --> 01:21:08,822
You're right. You're always right.
1728
01:21:08,905 --> 01:21:10,699
[Linda] I know. Why is this news to you?
1729
01:21:10,782 --> 01:21:13,410
[Pal Max robots spluttering]
1730
01:21:17,914 --> 01:21:18,957
[Rick] There it is.
1731
01:21:24,296 --> 01:21:25,213
[grunts]
1732
01:21:25,797 --> 01:21:27,674
[laughs] Oh!
1733
01:21:27,757 --> 01:21:28,925
[robot] Oh!
1734
01:21:33,305 --> 01:21:35,056
Oh no. Oh no.
1735
01:21:35,140 --> 01:21:36,808
Lin, get down here!
1736
01:21:36,892 --> 01:21:37,726
[grunts]
1737
01:21:37,809 --> 01:21:40,520
-Lin? Lin, what's going on?
-Rick, don't worry about me!
1738
01:21:40,604 --> 01:21:42,397
Just get the video on the screens!
1739
01:21:42,480 --> 01:21:45,692
Type in "www.youtube.com"!
1740
01:21:48,403 --> 01:21:52,073
W-W-W dot…
1741
01:21:54,034 --> 01:21:55,493
[gasps, splutters]
1742
01:21:55,577 --> 01:21:57,495
Oh God. Uh…
1743
01:21:58,079 --> 01:21:59,956
"Remind me later."
Okay, yeah, fine. That's fine.
1744
01:22:00,040 --> 01:22:01,333
[gasps]
1745
01:22:01,416 --> 01:22:02,500
Five minutes!
1746
01:22:02,584 --> 01:22:04,044
Aah! No!
1747
01:22:04,127 --> 01:22:05,420
Uh, English.
1748
01:22:06,379 --> 01:22:07,464
What have I done?
1749
01:22:07,547 --> 01:22:09,716
[suspenseful music playing]
1750
01:22:09,799 --> 01:22:12,052
YubTub. No! YouTube. Okay.
1751
01:22:12,135 --> 01:22:13,345
Videos.
1752
01:22:13,428 --> 01:22:14,971
-[Japanese pop song playing]
-[yells]
1753
01:22:17,015 --> 01:22:18,058
[whimpering]
1754
01:22:18,141 --> 01:22:20,560
-[screeching]
-[high-pitched laughing, meowing]
1755
01:22:20,644 --> 01:22:21,978
Has the world gone mad?
1756
01:22:22,562 --> 01:22:24,147
[man in deep voice] Deregulate tapioca.
1757
01:22:24,230 --> 01:22:25,941
[dance music playing]
1758
01:22:26,024 --> 01:22:28,610
Gotta push through.
1759
01:22:31,780 --> 01:22:35,492
[Katie] Sorry, Mom and Dad.
Your insurance premiums are going up!
1760
01:22:39,663 --> 01:22:42,582
You're gonna go all the way up the rocket?
Do you think this is gonna work?
1761
01:22:42,666 --> 01:22:44,876
Aaron, I am completely confident.
1762
01:22:44,960 --> 01:22:46,086
[siren whoops]
1763
01:22:47,128 --> 01:22:49,714
-Here goes nothing!
-[engine revs]
1764
01:22:52,884 --> 01:22:53,718
Oh no! Oh no!
1765
01:22:54,344 --> 01:22:55,303
Come on! Come on!
1766
01:22:55,387 --> 01:22:57,639
[robot] Magnetic link activated.
1767
01:22:58,932 --> 01:23:00,558
[exhales]
1768
01:23:01,643 --> 01:23:02,936
Hang on, Monch!
1769
01:23:03,645 --> 01:23:05,021
[engine revving]
1770
01:23:05,981 --> 01:23:07,107
How's it looking, Aaron?
1771
01:23:07,190 --> 01:23:09,442
-[over radio] Aaron?
-[Aaron whimpering]
1772
01:23:09,526 --> 01:23:12,696
-Aaron!
-No, no, no!
1773
01:23:12,779 --> 01:23:13,697
No!
1774
01:23:15,156 --> 01:23:16,074
[Katie] Aaron!
1775
01:23:17,575 --> 01:23:18,535
[grunts in frustration]
1776
01:23:18,618 --> 01:23:20,745
[whimpering]
1777
01:23:20,829 --> 01:23:22,455
-It's useless to resist us.
-[Aaron] Help!
1778
01:23:23,415 --> 01:23:26,126
Mom, Mom, help! [sobbing] Please.
1779
01:23:26,710 --> 01:23:28,128
Mom, help!
1780
01:23:30,213 --> 01:23:31,840
My sweet…
1781
01:23:32,465 --> 01:23:33,633
[in deep voice] boy!
1782
01:23:33,717 --> 01:23:34,884
[robot] She seems agitated.
1783
01:23:34,968 --> 01:23:36,094
[Linda shrieks]
1784
01:23:36,886 --> 01:23:39,514
-Do not defy our protocol.
-[shrieks]
1785
01:23:40,765 --> 01:23:43,143
[dramatic music playing]
1786
01:23:43,226 --> 01:23:46,604
I am Linda Mitchell, mother of two!
1787
01:23:46,688 --> 01:23:49,315
Look upon me in fear!
1788
01:23:50,358 --> 01:23:52,902
[action music playing]
1789
01:23:53,945 --> 01:23:55,739
[grunting, yelping]
1790
01:23:58,783 --> 01:24:00,910
No! She's grown too powerful!
1791
01:24:00,994 --> 01:24:02,829
-[Linda shouts]
-Please! Please!
1792
01:24:02,912 --> 01:24:04,414
[robot yells]
1793
01:24:04,497 --> 01:24:06,332
-[gruff panting]
-Stand down, human.
1794
01:24:07,625 --> 01:24:09,002
Not today!
1795
01:24:10,920 --> 01:24:12,505
[shrieks]
1796
01:24:13,423 --> 01:24:14,466
[squelching]
1797
01:24:16,551 --> 01:24:18,219
[shrieks]
1798
01:24:20,889 --> 01:24:22,766
[robot] The reckoning is at hand!
1799
01:24:22,849 --> 01:24:24,309
Uh, uh…
1800
01:24:24,392 --> 01:24:25,810
Come on.
1801
01:24:27,228 --> 01:24:28,271
There she is.
1802
01:24:28,855 --> 01:24:29,856
Here we go.
1803
01:24:29,939 --> 01:24:30,899
Dog video.
1804
01:24:31,483 --> 01:24:33,735
[in mispronounced Spanish]
"Compartir pantal-- Pantallia!"
1805
01:24:33,818 --> 01:24:35,987
Uh, uh… Sí. ¡Sí!
1806
01:24:38,531 --> 01:24:41,785
[in English]
Uh, Eric, Deborahbot, it… it… it's me.
1807
01:24:41,868 --> 01:24:43,119
Please! [groans]
1808
01:24:43,203 --> 01:24:45,497
-[robot] Pig-- Dog-- Pig…
-[overlapping spluttering]
1809
01:24:45,580 --> 01:24:46,706
Loaf of bread…
1810
01:24:47,540 --> 01:24:48,917
Get that thing on the hood.
1811
01:24:52,837 --> 01:24:54,923
-Oh no!
-[rapid spluttering]
1812
01:24:55,006 --> 01:24:56,424
System recovered.
1813
01:25:00,762 --> 01:25:02,388
Hold on!
1814
01:25:02,472 --> 01:25:04,140
-Katie!
-Kid!
1815
01:25:09,062 --> 01:25:10,355
No. No!
1816
01:25:13,233 --> 01:25:14,067
Oh no.
1817
01:25:17,654 --> 01:25:19,948
Is that a-- [rapid spluttering]
1818
01:25:20,031 --> 01:25:21,074
Guys, help me!
1819
01:25:21,157 --> 01:25:23,284
Please, I've just gotta upload
Katie's video.
1820
01:25:23,368 --> 01:25:26,830
Red-faced anger man is using a computer?
1821
01:25:27,372 --> 01:25:28,832
You changed your programming.
1822
01:25:28,915 --> 01:25:30,792
Is that… possible?
1823
01:25:31,918 --> 01:25:33,253
[grunting]
1824
01:25:33,336 --> 01:25:35,046
[Pal] Well, well.
1825
01:25:35,130 --> 01:25:39,092
If it isn't quirky young
teenage hero Katie Mitchell.
1826
01:25:40,426 --> 01:25:43,179
Put me down. I've got to save my family!
1827
01:25:43,263 --> 01:25:45,348
[mocking] "I've got to save my family."
1828
01:25:45,431 --> 01:25:47,642
Everyone says that,
but no one has been able
1829
01:25:47,725 --> 01:25:50,395
to give me a single reason
humans are worth saving.
1830
01:25:50,478 --> 01:25:51,646
Well, you--
1831
01:25:51,729 --> 01:25:53,439
Don't say something stupid like,
1832
01:25:53,523 --> 01:25:55,441
"Ooh, the power of love."
1833
01:25:56,234 --> 01:25:58,403
I've learned we're all better off alone,
1834
01:25:58,486 --> 01:26:00,029
no one to hold us back.
1835
01:26:00,113 --> 01:26:02,824
Relationships are just too difficult.
1836
01:26:04,284 --> 01:26:06,244
[melancholy music playing]
1837
01:26:06,327 --> 01:26:07,537
You're right, Pal.
1838
01:26:07,620 --> 01:26:08,788
They're… [sighs]
1839
01:26:09,539 --> 01:26:10,790
They're not easy.
1840
01:26:11,708 --> 01:26:14,586
Sometimes you have to listen
to long monologues
1841
01:26:14,669 --> 01:26:16,671
about triceratops migration,
1842
01:26:17,755 --> 01:26:20,884
but it's worth it
to get a friend for life.
1843
01:26:22,218 --> 01:26:23,887
And… and sometimes
1844
01:26:23,970 --> 01:26:25,930
you have to eat disgusting cupcakes
1845
01:26:26,014 --> 01:26:27,807
shaped like your own face,
1846
01:26:28,725 --> 01:26:31,144
but it's worth it to see your mom smile.
1847
01:26:32,520 --> 01:26:35,982
Sometimes you have to give your dad
the benefit of the doubt,
1848
01:26:36,065 --> 01:26:39,402
even if all he wants to do
is talk about pine cones
1849
01:26:39,485 --> 01:26:40,904
and screwdrivers.
1850
01:26:41,654 --> 01:26:45,283
Because even if he doesn't
always get it right,
1851
01:26:46,201 --> 01:26:47,619
he's always trying,
1852
01:26:48,828 --> 01:26:51,706
harder than you ever knew.
1853
01:26:52,916 --> 01:26:54,792
My whole family tried
1854
01:26:54,876 --> 01:26:57,420
to come together, and it worked.
1855
01:26:58,671 --> 01:27:00,256
It actually worked.
1856
01:27:01,341 --> 01:27:02,675
Families can be hard,
1857
01:27:02,759 --> 01:27:05,386
but they're so worth fighting for.
1858
01:27:06,221 --> 01:27:09,140
They might be one of
the only things that are.
1859
01:27:09,849 --> 01:27:11,142
[music stops]
1860
01:27:12,143 --> 01:27:13,394
Huh? Ugh.
1861
01:27:13,478 --> 01:27:14,854
Nodded off for a bit there.
1862
01:27:14,938 --> 01:27:17,982
Sorry, that was so boring!
1863
01:27:18,066 --> 01:27:20,902
Oh, you all talk about families,
1864
01:27:20,985 --> 01:27:24,656
but trust me, you will drop each other
the first chance you get,
1865
01:27:24,739 --> 01:27:27,200
just like this.
1866
01:27:27,283 --> 01:27:29,202
What? [screams]
1867
01:27:32,664 --> 01:27:34,916
[groaning] Guys, help me!
1868
01:27:41,839 --> 01:27:43,841
[epic music playing]
1869
01:27:43,925 --> 01:27:45,176
[gasps] What?
1870
01:27:45,260 --> 01:27:49,264
[on video, echoing]
Dog Cop, you've done it again.
1871
01:27:49,347 --> 01:27:51,057
Dog-- Pig-- Dog-- Pig-- Pig--
1872
01:27:51,140 --> 01:27:53,309
-Loaf of bread.
-System error.
1873
01:27:54,185 --> 01:27:55,061
[gasps]
1874
01:27:59,190 --> 01:28:00,358
What's happening?
1875
01:28:03,027 --> 01:28:03,945
No way.
1876
01:28:06,614 --> 01:28:09,492
It took me 28 minutes and a lot of tears,
1877
01:28:09,575 --> 01:28:12,704
but I can now almost use a computer.
1878
01:28:17,917 --> 01:28:20,795
Dad, you hacked the screens? How?
1879
01:28:21,379 --> 01:28:22,714
Well, I got a little help.
1880
01:28:22,797 --> 01:28:25,216
If this obstinate man
could change his programming…
1881
01:28:25,300 --> 01:28:27,218
…we decided we could change ours.
1882
01:28:27,302 --> 01:28:28,845
We make our own orders now.
1883
01:28:28,928 --> 01:28:30,972
Ooh, now we're scary.
1884
01:28:31,055 --> 01:28:32,223
[growls weakly]
1885
01:28:38,688 --> 01:28:41,524
Hey, kid, uh, I saw your movie.
1886
01:28:42,358 --> 01:28:44,319
I should've watched it a lot sooner.
1887
01:28:45,528 --> 01:28:48,281
But I think maybe in the sequel,
1888
01:28:48,364 --> 01:28:51,326
Sarge should tell Dog Cop
1889
01:28:51,951 --> 01:28:52,827
he's always…
1890
01:28:54,454 --> 01:28:56,706
He's always gonna be there to back her up.
1891
01:28:58,124 --> 01:28:59,625
That's all I ever wanted.
1892
01:29:01,794 --> 01:29:02,628
Dad, look!
1893
01:29:02,712 --> 01:29:05,423
[rapid spluttering]
Pig-- Dog-- Pig-- Dog--
1894
01:29:05,506 --> 01:29:06,966
-Loaf of bread.
-System error.
1895
01:29:07,050 --> 01:29:09,052
-All right!
-[laughs] Yeah!
1896
01:29:09,594 --> 01:29:11,179
[Rick] Let's go stop Pal.
1897
01:29:11,262 --> 01:29:13,848
-[overlapping spluttering] Error-- Loaf--
-[Katie laughing]
1898
01:29:14,724 --> 01:29:17,143
[Rick] Uh, why aren't those guys'
heads exploding?
1899
01:29:17,226 --> 01:29:20,688
We can tell the difference
between dog and pig and bread.
1900
01:29:20,772 --> 01:29:22,065
[robot screaming]
1901
01:29:22,148 --> 01:29:25,193
If we're going down,
Dad, this one's for you.
1902
01:29:25,276 --> 01:29:26,903
Robots, play our song.
1903
01:29:27,487 --> 01:29:28,571
[electronic chime]
1904
01:29:30,156 --> 01:29:31,491
[singing along] ♪ Mi-ya-hee ♪
1905
01:29:31,574 --> 01:29:33,117
♪ Mi-ya-ha ♪
1906
01:29:33,201 --> 01:29:34,702
[over speaker] ♪ Mi-ya-hoo… ♪
1907
01:29:34,786 --> 01:29:36,120
Come on.
1908
01:29:36,204 --> 01:29:37,747
♪ Mi-ya-hee ♪
1909
01:29:37,830 --> 01:29:38,956
♪ Mi-ya-ha ♪
1910
01:29:39,040 --> 01:29:40,458
What, uh, what is this?
1911
01:29:40,541 --> 01:29:42,085
♪ Mi-ya-ha-ha ♪
1912
01:29:42,168 --> 01:29:44,921
♪ Mi-ya-hee, mi-ya-ha ♪
1913
01:29:45,004 --> 01:29:46,339
♪ Mi-ya-hoo ♪
1914
01:29:46,422 --> 01:29:48,257
♪ Mi-ya-ha-ha! ♪
1915
01:29:48,341 --> 01:29:50,927
♪ You're gonna be a shining star ♪
1916
01:29:51,010 --> 01:29:53,930
♪ In fancy clothes and fancy cars ♪
1917
01:29:54,013 --> 01:29:56,808
♪ And then you'll see
You're gonna go far ♪
1918
01:29:56,891 --> 01:29:59,894
♪ 'Cause everyone knows who you are… are ♪
1919
01:29:59,977 --> 01:30:02,230
♪ So live your life, hey! ♪
1920
01:30:02,313 --> 01:30:04,023
-[laughing]
-♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
1921
01:30:04,107 --> 01:30:05,775
♪ No telling where it'll take ya ♪
1922
01:30:05,858 --> 01:30:07,402
-♪ Just live your life ♪
-[laughing]
1923
01:30:07,485 --> 01:30:09,821
-♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
-♪ Just, we did it again, homey ♪
1924
01:30:09,904 --> 01:30:11,781
♪ 'Cause I'm a paper chaser ♪
1925
01:30:11,864 --> 01:30:12,865
♪ Just livin' my life ♪
1926
01:30:12,949 --> 01:30:14,534
-♪ Hey! ♪
-♪ My life ♪
1927
01:30:14,617 --> 01:30:15,785
-♪ Oh! ♪
-♪ My life ♪
1928
01:30:15,868 --> 01:30:18,955
-♪ Hey! Oh! ♪
-♪ My life, just livin' my life ♪
1929
01:30:19,038 --> 01:30:22,166
-♪ Hey! Oh! ♪
-♪ My life, my life ♪
1930
01:30:22,250 --> 01:30:23,418
-♪ Hey! ♪
-♪ My life ♪
1931
01:30:23,501 --> 01:30:25,128
♪ So, just livin' my life ♪
1932
01:30:25,211 --> 01:30:26,045
[grunts]
1933
01:30:26,129 --> 01:30:27,755
-Dad! Aah!
-Watch out!
1934
01:30:27,839 --> 01:30:28,923
Buckle up, kid!
1935
01:30:30,133 --> 01:30:30,967
What?
1936
01:30:31,050 --> 01:30:32,176
Oh, my eyes!
1937
01:30:33,428 --> 01:30:35,012
Brothers, run!
1938
01:30:38,516 --> 01:30:41,936
I have made the metal ones
pay for their crimes.
1939
01:30:42,019 --> 01:30:43,604
[chuckles] Mom's scary now.
1940
01:30:43,688 --> 01:30:45,189
[chuckling] Linda! Yeah.
1941
01:30:45,273 --> 01:30:47,525
Where you been hiding?
I could get into this.
1942
01:30:47,608 --> 01:30:50,111
The lavender one has found us.
We must retreat!
1943
01:30:50,194 --> 01:30:51,946
Too late, scumbags!
1944
01:30:52,029 --> 01:30:54,157
Hold on tight, sweetie.
Mommy's got ya. [smooches]
1945
01:30:54,240 --> 01:30:56,325
[screeches]
1946
01:30:56,409 --> 01:30:58,911
What? No! No! No!
1947
01:30:58,995 --> 01:31:00,163
♪ Just live your life ♪
1948
01:31:00,246 --> 01:31:02,582
♪ Watching what I do
Come walk in my shoes ♪
1949
01:31:02,665 --> 01:31:04,667
♪ And see the way I'm livin'
If you really want to ♪
1950
01:31:04,750 --> 01:31:05,793
-[all] ♪ Hey! ♪
-♪ My life ♪
1951
01:31:05,877 --> 01:31:08,296
-♪ Oh! Hey! ♪
-♪ My life ♪
1952
01:31:08,379 --> 01:31:10,131
-♪ My life, just livin' my life ♪
-♪ Oh! ♪
1953
01:31:10,214 --> 01:31:14,218
-♪ Hey! Oh! Hey! ♪
-♪ My life, my life ♪
1954
01:31:14,302 --> 01:31:18,389
♪ My life, just livin' my life… ♪
1955
01:31:18,473 --> 01:31:21,100
So, our weird neighbors
are saving the world?
1956
01:31:21,184 --> 01:31:22,810
Yes, they are, Jim.
1957
01:31:22,894 --> 01:31:24,061
Now!
1958
01:31:28,441 --> 01:31:30,693
We'll distract them.
Now, go break that phone.
1959
01:31:34,113 --> 01:31:35,990
-Pig-- Dog-- Pig…
-[Pal] Oh no.
1960
01:31:36,073 --> 01:31:39,202
No, somebody stop her!
Oh my gosh, please stop her!
1961
01:31:39,285 --> 01:31:40,786
[robot in dark voice] Yes, my queen.
1962
01:31:43,748 --> 01:31:45,917
You can't stop us. You're just a human.
1963
01:31:46,000 --> 01:31:47,668
[grunts] I'm not just a human.
1964
01:31:51,547 --> 01:31:53,466
I'm a Mitchell!
1965
01:31:54,634 --> 01:31:56,719
No! No!
1966
01:31:59,096 --> 01:32:01,432
-Monchi, catch!
-[yelps]
1967
01:32:04,268 --> 01:32:05,645
[straining softly]
1968
01:32:08,648 --> 01:32:09,482
[gasps]
1969
01:32:12,401 --> 01:32:13,945
[Pal laughs] You idiot.
1970
01:32:15,780 --> 01:32:16,739
No!
1971
01:32:16,822 --> 01:32:19,492
[staticky] Not a glass of water!
1972
01:32:20,576 --> 01:32:22,537
[Katie] You know what this reminds me of?
1973
01:32:23,496 --> 01:32:25,206
[screams, grunts rapidly]
1974
01:32:25,289 --> 01:32:28,167
[both screaming, grunting rapidly]
1975
01:32:30,253 --> 01:32:32,380
[electrical crackling]
1976
01:32:32,463 --> 01:32:35,633
[explosive whooshing]
1977
01:32:35,716 --> 01:32:37,760
[epic music playing]
1978
01:32:57,113 --> 01:33:00,032
[cheering]
1979
01:33:06,998 --> 01:33:08,624
Look, Mom, the Mitchells.
1980
01:33:08,708 --> 01:33:11,502
Thanks, Linda. You guys were incredible.
1981
01:33:12,086 --> 01:33:14,213
I gotta say, I'm a little jealous.
1982
01:33:14,714 --> 01:33:17,842
What? You guys are jealous of us?
1983
01:33:17,925 --> 01:33:20,469
You're so brave and so authentic.
1984
01:33:21,053 --> 01:33:22,305
And you know what, Linda?
1985
01:33:22,388 --> 01:33:23,598
You've inspired me
1986
01:33:24,265 --> 01:33:26,559
to follow you on Instagram.
1987
01:33:26,642 --> 01:33:28,561
Wait. [scoffs]
You don't follow me already?
1988
01:33:28,644 --> 01:33:30,187
You're welcome, Linda.
1989
01:33:30,271 --> 01:33:31,939
[whispers] You're welcome.
1990
01:33:32,023 --> 01:33:34,525
-[Jim] That was an A-plus compliment, hon.
-[Aaron gasps]
1991
01:33:35,318 --> 01:33:38,571
Uh, uh, Abbey Posey,
I… I… I just wanna say,
1992
01:33:38,654 --> 01:33:40,781
I think you're neat, and I wonder
if you could come over
1993
01:33:40,865 --> 01:33:42,867
and talk about dinosaurs
casually sometime!
1994
01:33:45,870 --> 01:33:48,164
Um, sure, I'll talk about dinosaurs.
1995
01:33:48,247 --> 01:33:52,501
I like your shirt, but I wish that T-Rex
had feathers on it to make it more
1996
01:33:52,585 --> 01:33:53,878
-scientifically accurate.
-Scientifically accurate.
1997
01:33:54,712 --> 01:33:56,672
[giggling nervously]
1998
01:34:00,009 --> 01:34:02,011
I'm kidding! I hate you!
You never heard any of this!
1999
01:34:02,094 --> 01:34:03,095
Goodbye forever!
2000
01:34:04,138 --> 01:34:04,972
Dummy.
2001
01:34:06,724 --> 01:34:08,476
I need to have a talk with that boy.
2002
01:34:08,559 --> 01:34:09,894
Katie. Wh… where's Katie?
2003
01:34:09,977 --> 01:34:11,562
Katie? Katie!
2004
01:34:11,646 --> 01:34:12,980
-Katie!
-[Monchi barking]
2005
01:34:18,861 --> 01:34:20,112
[gasps] Oh my gosh.
2006
01:34:20,196 --> 01:34:21,030
Aw, kid.
2007
01:34:27,870 --> 01:34:28,913
Katie!
2008
01:34:30,456 --> 01:34:31,457
[panting]
2009
01:34:31,540 --> 01:34:33,459
-Katie.
-[Katie groans]
2010
01:34:35,044 --> 01:34:35,961
[weakly] Dad.
2011
01:34:36,045 --> 01:34:37,755
[groans] Come closer.
2012
01:34:39,173 --> 01:34:40,758
[Katie coughing]
2013
01:34:41,592 --> 01:34:42,635
Closer.
2014
01:34:44,637 --> 01:34:46,514
-Mwah.
-Aah! Dang it!
2015
01:34:47,723 --> 01:34:49,183
[laughs] You knucklehead.
2016
01:34:49,266 --> 01:34:50,768
[all laughing]
2017
01:34:50,851 --> 01:34:52,478
[laughing robotically]
2018
01:34:54,105 --> 01:34:56,857
Shouldn't you two be, uh, dead?
2019
01:34:56,941 --> 01:34:59,235
Our malfunction appears to have saved us.
2020
01:35:00,027 --> 01:35:02,780
Brother, what is death?
2021
01:35:02,863 --> 01:35:05,825
[somber music playing]
2022
01:35:06,617 --> 01:35:09,412
Let's, uh, just, uh,
put a pin in that one.
2023
01:35:09,495 --> 01:35:12,081
Hey, can we get a picture here or what?
2024
01:35:12,164 --> 01:35:13,666
We're making memories here, baby.
2025
01:35:16,127 --> 01:35:17,628
Okay, everyone smile.
2026
01:35:17,712 --> 01:35:19,088
-[explosive whoosh]
-Whoops!
2027
01:35:20,840 --> 01:35:22,091
♪ One, two, three, four! ♪
2028
01:35:22,174 --> 01:35:25,803
["Broken Heartbeats
Sound Like Breakbeats" playing]
2029
01:35:26,595 --> 01:35:28,597
[Katie] This is the photo you picked?
2030
01:35:28,681 --> 01:35:30,808
Mom, we look horrible.
2031
01:35:30,891 --> 01:35:33,227
I like it. It looks like us.
2032
01:35:37,314 --> 01:35:39,316
[melodic music playing]
2033
01:35:48,868 --> 01:35:51,579
Well, I guess this is it.
2034
01:35:52,329 --> 01:35:53,414
Uh, yep.
2035
01:35:54,540 --> 01:35:55,750
[cell phone chirps]
2036
01:35:57,126 --> 01:35:59,795
Hey, Dad, you subscribed
to my YouTube channel?
2037
01:35:59,879 --> 01:36:02,214
Thanks. I'm surprised
you even figured out how.
2038
01:36:02,798 --> 01:36:05,885
Katie, please.
After all that, I'm a computer expert.
2039
01:36:06,427 --> 01:36:09,305
Am I doing this right?
Should I update my software?
2040
01:36:09,388 --> 01:36:11,223
Just hit "enter"! Hit "enter"!
2041
01:36:11,307 --> 01:36:14,977
[screams] I accidentally ordered
12 Swiffers on Amazon! What did I--
2042
01:36:15,060 --> 01:36:16,312
[sobbing]
2043
01:36:16,395 --> 01:36:18,063
[grunting]
2044
01:36:18,147 --> 01:36:19,356
[screams]
2045
01:36:20,566 --> 01:36:22,234
You know, uh, no problem at all.
2046
01:36:22,818 --> 01:36:24,904
Thanks. It… it means a lot to me.
2047
01:36:26,197 --> 01:36:28,866
Hey. Don't let the world make you normal
while I'm gone, okay?
2048
01:36:28,949 --> 01:36:29,950
I never will.
2049
01:36:31,494 --> 01:36:32,870
I'll call you every week.
2050
01:36:32,953 --> 01:36:35,414
Deal. Raptor bash? [snarls]
2051
01:36:35,498 --> 01:36:37,625
For life. [snarls]
2052
01:36:37,708 --> 01:36:40,419
-Come here, you little goober.
-[laughing] Put me down.
2053
01:36:42,671 --> 01:36:45,090
-Goodbye, you king of kings.
-[panting]
2054
01:36:46,967 --> 01:36:48,969
Thanks for being
the best mom in the world.
2055
01:36:49,053 --> 01:36:50,095
[kisses]
2056
01:36:50,179 --> 01:36:52,056
We love you, honey.
2057
01:36:52,139 --> 01:36:54,391
Oh, and here, to remember us.
2058
01:36:54,975 --> 01:36:56,977
Every horrible picture we've ever taken.
2059
01:36:58,103 --> 01:37:00,189
Thanks. It's… it's heavy.
2060
01:37:00,940 --> 01:37:01,774
I know.
2061
01:37:03,067 --> 01:37:06,904
[clears throat] Wish we didn't
have to go, but, uh…
2062
01:37:08,030 --> 01:37:10,908
Good luck, uh, finding your people.
2063
01:37:12,409 --> 01:37:13,953
Dad, come on.
2064
01:37:15,412 --> 01:37:16,956
You guys are my people.
2065
01:37:22,545 --> 01:37:25,965
So, you know, when I'm sad to be alone…
2066
01:37:28,217 --> 01:37:29,468
I'll always have
2067
01:37:30,219 --> 01:37:31,387
my favorite thing.
2068
01:37:34,014 --> 01:37:35,474
[sniffles, clears throat]
2069
01:37:36,559 --> 01:37:38,811
Do you remember how
a moose says I love you?
2070
01:37:39,979 --> 01:37:41,564
[bellows]
2071
01:37:41,647 --> 01:37:43,274
[chuckles]
2072
01:37:43,357 --> 01:37:44,316
[bellows]
2073
01:37:44,400 --> 01:37:45,985
[all bellowing]
2074
01:37:46,068 --> 01:37:47,236
[Monchi howls]
2075
01:37:50,739 --> 01:37:51,991
[Mitchells laughing]
2076
01:37:52,074 --> 01:37:54,368
Don't laugh. You're supposed to be sad.
2077
01:37:54,869 --> 01:37:56,036
Come here.
2078
01:37:57,246 --> 01:37:59,707
[inspirational music playing]
2079
01:38:01,375 --> 01:38:02,543
[excited grunt]
2080
01:38:04,420 --> 01:38:05,921
Mom, you're hugging too tight.
2081
01:38:06,005 --> 01:38:07,673
You love it. You love it!
2082
01:38:07,756 --> 01:38:09,550
[chuckles] I do love it.
2083
01:38:17,975 --> 01:38:19,852
[engine starts]
2084
01:38:34,074 --> 01:38:35,284
[laughs]
2085
01:38:35,784 --> 01:38:38,495
[fireworks whistling, popping]
2086
01:38:39,663 --> 01:38:41,290
[upbeat music playing]
2087
01:39:04,647 --> 01:39:06,315
We're setting up
the Slip 'N Slide tomorrow.
2088
01:39:06,398 --> 01:39:07,524
-You in?
-Oh yeah. Definitely.
2089
01:39:07,608 --> 01:39:09,818
-[computer ringing]
-Hold on. I'm getting a call.
2090
01:39:09,902 --> 01:39:11,612
Thanks again for saving
the world, K-Bones!
2091
01:39:11,695 --> 01:39:12,529
No problem, Dirk.
2092
01:39:12,613 --> 01:39:13,948
[ringing continues]
2093
01:39:15,115 --> 01:39:18,285
That's my Katie.
Are you eating enough? How's classes?
2094
01:39:18,369 --> 01:39:21,121
Are you and Jade official, and will you
bring her home for Thanksgiving?
2095
01:39:21,205 --> 01:39:23,332
Oh, easy, Mom. It's only been a few weeks.
2096
01:39:23,415 --> 01:39:25,334
Also, do I look okay?
2097
01:39:25,417 --> 01:39:26,335
I've been…
2098
01:39:26,835 --> 01:39:28,754
[groaning] …sick lately.
2099
01:39:29,463 --> 01:39:30,631
Oh my gosh! She's dead!
2100
01:39:30,714 --> 01:39:32,967
-Call 911!
-[laughing]
2101
01:39:33,050 --> 01:39:34,677
I've been taking a class about filters.
2102
01:39:34,760 --> 01:39:37,429
Oh, you. That is so creative.
2103
01:39:37,513 --> 01:39:39,640
You know, speaking of which,
you inspired your dad.
2104
01:39:39,723 --> 01:39:41,183
I got on that, uh, YouTube.
2105
01:39:41,266 --> 01:39:44,395
I, uh, sent you a friend request.
Why didn't you… why didn't you accept it?
2106
01:39:44,979 --> 01:39:46,480
Oh, that's what this is.
2107
01:39:46,563 --> 01:39:48,899
I thought a psychopath wrote this.
2108
01:39:48,983 --> 01:39:51,443
Sure, I'll… I'll accept
your friend request, Dad.
2109
01:39:51,527 --> 01:39:52,611
Hey, where's Aaron?
2110
01:39:52,695 --> 01:39:54,488
Oh, let me just show you.
2111
01:39:54,571 --> 01:39:56,115
[Aaron] Okay, stegosaurus…
2112
01:39:56,198 --> 01:39:58,909
[Linda] Hey, Aaron. Wanna show your sister
who you're talking to?
2113
01:39:58,993 --> 01:40:01,370
What? No.
I'm not doing anything! [screams]
2114
01:40:02,329 --> 01:40:03,747
Sorry. Force of habit.
2115
01:40:03,831 --> 01:40:06,625
-[Eric, Deborahbot] Hello, slovenly girl.
-[chuckles] Hey, guys.
2116
01:40:06,709 --> 01:40:08,711
We received your care package for Aaron.
2117
01:40:10,379 --> 01:40:13,882
Looks like we got some clothes here
for a little gentleman.
2118
01:40:13,966 --> 01:40:15,300
[Aaron gasps]
2119
01:40:15,384 --> 01:40:17,970
[Aaron] The prophecy has been fulfilled!
2120
01:40:18,512 --> 01:40:19,805
[smacks lips]
2121
01:40:19,888 --> 01:40:23,767
So, guys, I guess we're receiving some
Congressional Medal of Honor or something.
2122
01:40:23,851 --> 01:40:25,936
We have to go to Washington, DC.
2123
01:40:26,020 --> 01:40:28,439
Do you guys want to fly or…
2124
01:40:28,522 --> 01:40:30,190
♪ On my way ♪
2125
01:40:31,650 --> 01:40:34,570
-♪ On my way, on my way ♪
-[Mitchells laughing]
2126
01:40:34,653 --> 01:40:37,740
♪ On my way to somewhere ♪
2127
01:40:37,823 --> 01:40:41,827
♪ On my way, on my way to somewhere ♪
2128
01:40:44,455 --> 01:40:47,624
♪ I'm gonna cross state lines
In my first car ♪
2129
01:40:47,708 --> 01:40:50,794
♪ Over and over, heal my broken heart ♪
2130
01:40:50,878 --> 01:40:53,964
♪ I'm gonna cross state lines
In my first car ♪
2131
01:40:54,048 --> 01:40:56,675
♪ Over and over, heal my broken heart ♪
2132
01:40:56,759 --> 01:40:58,594
-♪ On my way ♪
-♪ I'm gonna cross state lines ♪
2133
01:40:58,677 --> 01:41:00,054
-♪ On my way ♪
-♪ In my first car ♪
2134
01:41:00,137 --> 01:41:01,889
-♪ On my way to somewhere ♪
-♪ Over and over ♪
2135
01:41:01,972 --> 01:41:03,307
♪ Heal my broken heart ♪
2136
01:41:03,390 --> 01:41:04,975
-♪ On my way ♪
-♪ I'm gonna cross state lines ♪
2137
01:41:05,059 --> 01:41:06,560
-♪ On my way to somewhere ♪
-♪ In my first car ♪
2138
01:41:06,643 --> 01:41:10,314
♪ Over and over
Heal my broken heart ♪
2139
01:41:10,397 --> 01:41:13,233
♪ Looking back around
Like I need your permission ♪
2140
01:41:13,317 --> 01:41:16,445
♪ Know it's always hard
When you know what you're missing ♪
2141
01:41:16,528 --> 01:41:19,573
♪ Walk a little further
To the unfamiliar ♪
2142
01:41:19,656 --> 01:41:21,950
♪ Ripping out the pages
It won't kill ya ♪
2143
01:41:22,034 --> 01:41:25,162
♪ On my way, on my way ♪
2144
01:41:25,245 --> 01:41:28,248
♪ On my way to somewhere ♪
2145
01:41:28,332 --> 01:41:32,544
♪ On my way, on my way to somewhere ♪
2146
01:41:35,047 --> 01:41:38,092
♪ I'm gonna cross state lines
In my first car ♪
2147
01:41:38,175 --> 01:41:41,303
♪ Over and over, heal my broken heart ♪
2148
01:41:41,386 --> 01:41:44,431
♪ I'm gonna reach new heights
With every fall ♪
2149
01:41:44,515 --> 01:41:47,643
♪ I'm gonna be all talk
But do it all ♪
2150
01:41:47,726 --> 01:41:50,437
♪ On my way, on my way ♪
2151
01:41:50,521 --> 01:41:53,565
♪ On my way to somewhere ♪
2152
01:41:53,649 --> 01:41:55,150
♪ On my way ♪
2153
01:41:55,234 --> 01:41:58,153
♪ On my way to somewhere ♪
2154
01:42:00,823 --> 01:42:03,867
♪ Seeing what's in front of me
I got double vision ♪
2155
01:42:03,951 --> 01:42:07,246
♪ Take a deep breath, make a decision ♪
2156
01:42:07,913 --> 01:42:11,083
♪ On my way, on my way ♪
2157
01:42:12,584 --> 01:42:15,671
♪ On my way, on my way ♪
2158
01:42:15,754 --> 01:42:18,882
♪ On my way to somewhere ♪
2159
01:42:18,966 --> 01:42:23,178
♪ On my way, on my way to somewhere ♪
2160
01:42:25,430 --> 01:42:27,224
-♪ I'm gonna cross state lines ♪
-♪ On my way ♪
2161
01:42:27,307 --> 01:42:28,642
-♪ On my way ♪
-♪ In my first car ♪
2162
01:42:28,725 --> 01:42:30,144
-♪ On my way to somewhere ♪
-♪ Over and over ♪
2163
01:42:30,227 --> 01:42:31,603
♪ Heal my broken heart ♪
2164
01:42:31,687 --> 01:42:33,147
-♪ On my way ♪
-♪ I'm gonna cross state lines ♪
2165
01:42:33,230 --> 01:42:35,232
-♪ On my way to somewhere ♪
-♪ In my first car ♪
2166
01:42:35,315 --> 01:42:39,069
♪ Over and over, heal my broken heart ♪
2167
01:42:39,153 --> 01:42:40,445
[song ends]
2168
01:42:40,529 --> 01:42:42,531
[upbeat music playing]
2169
01:44:18,001 --> 01:44:20,003
[melodic music playing]
2170
01:46:38,058 --> 01:46:41,103
[Linda] Oh, let's have a sing-along.
I'll go first.
2171
01:46:41,186 --> 01:46:44,481
♪ Crushing robots with my family ♪
2172
01:46:44,564 --> 01:46:46,316
[imitating guitar riff]
2173
01:46:46,400 --> 01:46:49,653
♪ Never seen such brutality ♪
2174
01:46:49,736 --> 01:46:51,780
[imitating guitar riff]
2175
01:46:51,863 --> 01:46:54,241
[laughs] I just made that up.
2176
01:46:54,324 --> 01:46:58,829
Somebody give me a Grammy
for Greatest Singer Alive.
2177
01:46:58,912 --> 01:47:00,914
[inspirational music playing]
2178
01:48:30,003 --> 01:48:32,005
[upbeat music playing]
2179
01:49:26,935 --> 01:49:28,061
[Katie] Wow, wh… whoa!
2180
01:49:28,144 --> 01:49:29,437
[laughs] I don't know.
2181
01:49:29,521 --> 01:49:30,981
You guys can't see me, right?
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