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# One Two Three #
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# I'm Your Boogie Man
That's What I Am #
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# I'm Here To Do
Whatever I Can #
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# Be It Early Morning
Late Afternoon #
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# Or At Midnight
It's Never Too Soon #
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# To Want To Please You
To Want To Keep You #
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# I Want To Do It All
All For You #
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# I Want To Be Your
Be Your Rubber Ball #
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# I Want To Be The One
You Love Most Of All #
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# Oh, Yeah #
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# I'm Your Boogie Man
I'm Your Boogie Man #
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# Turn Me On #
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# I'm Your Boogie Man
I'm Your Boogie Man #
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# I'll Do What You Want #
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# I'm Your Boogie Man
I'm Your Boogie Man #
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# Turn Me On #
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# I'm Your Boogie Man
I'm Your Boogie Man #
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# I'll Do What You Want #
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# I'm Your Boogie Man
That's What I Am #
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# I'm Here To Do
Whatever I Can #
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# Be It Early Morning
Late Afternoon #
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# Or At Midnight
It's Never Too Soon #
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# To Want To Take You
To Want To Hold You #
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# I Want To Give My All
All To You #
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# And I Want You
To Completely Understand #
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# Just Where I'm At
And Where I Am #
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# Oh, Yeah #
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# I'm Your Boogie Man
I'm Your Boogie Man #
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# Turn Me On #
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# I'm Your Boogie Man
I'm Your Boogie Man #
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# I'll Do What You Want #
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# I'm Your Boogie Man
I'm Your Boogie Man #
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# Turn Me On #
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# I'm Your Boogie Man
I'm Your Boogie Man #
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# I'll Do What You Want #
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# I'm Your Boogie Man
Uh-Huh #
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# I'm Your Boogie Man
Uh-Huh, Whoo #
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File this under amazing stories, my friends.
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It seems thatthe National Organization for Women...
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...otherwise known as NOW,otherwise known as lesbians fond of plaid...
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...have chosen, once again,to take issue with yours truly.
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These angry feminists...
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...and I say angry feministslike there's some other kind...
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-Should we help her? We should.
-So start helping her.
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-You don't need us to help her.
-Why don't you?
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-Why don't I carry your slippers in my mouth?
-That's an answer?
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You don't help her, you don't help us.
You're a big cow.
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We'll have the appetizers
while we wait for Pete and what's her name.
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I didn't have tomatoes for salsa
so we'll dip in hummus.
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-Sorry.
-I don't care.
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What we need in this country,my friends, is leadership.
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Someone who can stand up to the liberals.
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We need a return, God darn it,of the promise of the Reagan-Bush years.
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A time of unequalled growth in this county.
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We need Norman!
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Well, careful folks, you just might get me.
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Please. Can we get this idiot
out of our living room?
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Who, Norman?
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-He's a moron!
-Honey, he's a genius.
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He can take any issue, no matter how trivial,
and create a national debate.
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-He tells lies better than most tell the truth.
-Please.
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It's good to keep track
of what the enemy is doing.
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A storm is brewing, my friends.Someone has to stop it.
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Well, it's my TV.
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That was truly puerile.
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-Okay, so who's Pete bringing?
-Jenny Tyler.
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Not funny.
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-The kidnapped girl, that's funny.
-It's very funny, it's just tasteless.
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That's them.
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Is it me, or does someone need
to get laid more often?
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Yeah, me.
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-I'm available.
-Talk to her.
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What happened?
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Don't ask. Cindy stood me up again.
Then my fucking Benz...
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-No guest?
-Not exactly.
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Zack? Zack, this is Marc.
Marc, this is Zack.
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How are you doing?
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Zack picked me up in his truck.
What was wrong with my Mercedes again?
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Cracked manifold.
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No shit?
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I said, "Can I?" My wallet...
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-What do you need?
-A two.
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That's good. Thank you, Zack.
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Thanks, I don't usually take charity.
I'll be seeing you guys.
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No, no, wait. Stay for dinner.
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Why don't you stay? We're expecting
a guest anyway, we got a place set.
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-I don't want to be any trouble.
-No. Please, it's horrible out.
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-You helped us out, so please.
-Come on. All right?
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What are you having?
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Lasagne.
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Yeah?
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-I can eat that.
-Cool.
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-Pete, why not get a new car?
-But I love my car.
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Maybe your folks can give you
another hand-me-down Mercedes.
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No, it would have to be a new car.
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Twitchy was looking for you in the quad today.
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-No.
-Yes, way.
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No.
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He had that big booty butt.
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No, he was looking for me?
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Excuse me, aren't you all forgetting something?
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We eat our salad after the main course,
European-style.
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-No, I mean grace.
-We don't say grace.
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You don't want to thank somebody
for putting this nice food on your table?
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I hope you put in a good word
for us heathens.
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Oh, I did, but I don't think he heard.
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So, Zack, do you live around here?
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Why do you want to know where I live?
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Just making conversation.
You see, every Sunday for about a year...
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...we've been inviting a guest
over for dinner and discussion.
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What do you talk about?
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Everything. Life. Current events.
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-The environment.
-The law.
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I don't live anywhere around here.
I drive a truck.
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Zack was telling me on the way over here
that he's actually driven through...
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...all 48 conterminous states.
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Fascinating.
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So, you all college students or something?
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-We're grad students.
-What's that?
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It means we've graduated.
We're earning our Master's degrees.
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I'm going to be a master painter.
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-Master lawyer.
-Masturbator.
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Just plain master.
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I'm studying social work.
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Jude is actually continuing studies in...
What is it this week?
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Psychology. Thank you.
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You paint those pictures there?
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Marc wants to be a time traveller.
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Time traveller?
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You know,
go back in time to change history.
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What if the Confederacy had a liquid metal guy?
Or what if Eisenhower was a girl?
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And what do you do again?
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Don't you know?
I am a professional basketball player.
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-Are you making fun of me?
-No.
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I'm getting my Ph.D. in political science.
That means I'm going to be a doctor.
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Have you always driven a truck?
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No, I was in the Marines.
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I was in the war.
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War? What war?
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Desert Storm.
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Was that really a war?
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I just thought that was
a Republican commercial campaign.
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You got a problem with patriotism?
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As a concept? No.
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I love my country,
and I will fight anyone who says different.
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"Who was Joey Gerbils, 1933?"
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But wait. Seriously, I don't think
the Germans were actually patriotic.
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I think it was a hysterical wave of nationalism.
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-Patriotism leads to nationalism.
-No, not true.
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Wait. Which one had the designated-hitter rule?
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-The American League.
-Just wanted to know.
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Hitler had the right idea.
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Excuse me?
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That was an extraordinary statement, Zack.
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I'm not saying that killing Jews was right.
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If he really did.
There's no real proof, you know.
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He killed six million Jews.
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And millions of Gypsies and Catholics.
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All numbers, really.
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Nobody can prove it. Funny, ain't it?
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When it comes to buying shit,
the Jews always bring the numbers down.
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"$2,000 for this old car?
I'll give you $1,200, tops."
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When it comes to WWll,
they're always pushing the numbers up.
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First it's six million, then it's seven million.
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-Why don't we change the subject?
-Yeah, do you like the lasagne?
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No, I want to hear this. Wait a minute.
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What do you think,
in your vastly finite wisdom...
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...that Hitler had the right idea about?
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It's common knowledge that the Jews,
no offence...
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...were stealing from the Germans,
like they do here.
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Really?
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Yeah, it's a fact.
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-First of all, the Jews were Germans.
-Come on, Jews ain't like that.
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No, Jews ain't like that.
It's always being a Jew first.
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That's why everybody hates them.
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Everybody does not hate the Jews.
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You're thinking about people who can read.
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Marc, you're a Jew, right?
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-Right.
-All right.
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If the U.S. was to go to war against Israel,
who would you fight for?
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Well, I guess that would be the side
that paid me the most.
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How about you, Luke?
If the U.S. was to fight Africa?
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Africa is a continent, Zack.
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Yeah, I know that.
Which side would you take?
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What if the U.S. went to war
against the Louisiana swamp you come from?
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How's that for heavy?
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Calling people names, that ain't polite.
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Of course, that's always been the trouble
with colored people.
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Quick temper.
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Excuse me?
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My grandfather used to say,
if he knew you boys...
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...were going to be so much trouble,
we'd pick the damn cotton ourselves.
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Am I conscious?
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Yes.
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-Why don't we just eat?
-Fine with me.
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Am I here?
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Grad students, shit.
You all don't know nothing about anything.
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Yeah, Zack,
I'm sure you're much smarter than we are.
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Christ, I know what you all are.
You're a bunch of damn liberals.
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-What are you, a Nazi?
-Or is that too far to the left?
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You all think you're so smart, don't you?
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You all just sit back, whine and complain
like you always do, but you don't do nothing.
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A war comes up, do you fight?
Hell no, you protest.
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-Protest can be a powerful thing.
-Protest is for pussies.
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Try fighting for something, putting your life
on the line, before talking about powerful things.
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You left-wingers make me want to puke.
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You never take a real stand.
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-A stand that you'd be willing to...
-Die for?
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No, boy, dying's easy.
Ain't nothing heroic about dying.
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But if you can take a stand
for something you'd kill for...
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...that's something. Something special.
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Okay, I think maybe you should leave now.
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I'm fixing to. Don't worry.
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One of these days, all you bleeding hearts
are going to learn that we're right.
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Us people with jobs, I'm talking about.
Real people.
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We do all the fighting, working, and dying,
and you do all the bitching.
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Grad students,
I'm glad you all don't join up.
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You wouldn't even know what to do,
would you?
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Guess not.
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What the fuck are you doing?
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I ain't gonna hurt him. I'm gonna show
you something. A little experiment.
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-Okay, Zack, we get your point.
-Fuck you all.
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I fought for my country.
I killed for my country.
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All the while, you were laughing back here,
hoping we'd fall on our faces.
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-Please, stop it!
-Calm down, Zack!
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Fuck you!
Look at your buddy here, scared white.
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Blue eyes, a guy's holding a knife
to your throat...
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...telling you he's going to kill you.
Yeah, he's going to kill you.
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Then I'm going to rape your girlfriend
before I kill her, too.
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What are you gonna do, kike, bargain with me?
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Get this boy some balls!
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That shut you up, war hero?
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You think you can come in here and bully us?
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You threaten women?
Some war, us against some Third World country!
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Pushing buttons and smart-bombing chimneys.
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So tough guy?
What did you train on, Nintendo?
237
00:16:18,527 --> 00:16:23,157
I bet you didn't even get off the boat,
you ignorant fuck!
238
00:16:24,699 --> 00:16:26,690
You finished, rich boy?
239
00:16:35,043 --> 00:16:36,408
You have soft hands.
240
00:16:36,511 --> 00:16:38,672
Stop it! You're hurting him!
241
00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:43,347
He's a tough guy. He can take it.
242
00:16:45,921 --> 00:16:47,718
I didn't mean to break...
243
00:17:17,052 --> 00:17:19,612
-Is he really dead?
-Yes, Paulie, he's really dead!
244
00:17:19,721 --> 00:17:23,657
-It's a side effect of a knife in the back!
-Oh Christ! Oh Christ!
245
00:17:23,758 --> 00:17:27,125
-Now you find religion.
-Shut up! Look at all this blood!
246
00:17:27,229 --> 00:17:30,130
-That was self-defense!
-He wasn't hurting you!
247
00:17:30,232 --> 00:17:34,168
-Oh, my fucking arm, he broke my arm!
-Wait. Am I an accomplice?
248
00:17:34,269 --> 00:17:36,328
Let's get ourselves together here now.
249
00:17:36,438 --> 00:17:38,463
A little late to be getting rational, no?
250
00:17:38,573 --> 00:17:41,133
I had to do something.
The rest of you just sat there!
251
00:17:41,243 --> 00:17:44,406
-He broke my fucking arm!
-He broke his fucking arm!
252
00:17:44,479 --> 00:17:46,003
He was a right-wing asshole.
253
00:17:46,114 --> 00:17:49,277
-That's still no excuse to kill a person!
-It's a good reason.
254
00:17:49,351 --> 00:17:52,582
-I'm a murderer?
-We must tell the police. They'll understand.
255
00:17:52,654 --> 00:17:56,351
Of course they'll understand.
"College kid kills farm-boy war hero."
256
00:17:56,458 --> 00:17:58,289
You'll probably just get a ticket.
257
00:17:58,360 --> 00:18:00,954
Marc could plead insanity.
We'll cover for you, Marc.
258
00:18:01,029 --> 00:18:03,862
Van Gogh did some of his best work
in an asylum.
259
00:18:03,965 --> 00:18:06,365
-Thanks.
-I can't believe this.
260
00:18:06,468 --> 00:18:09,835
This man's dead. He's not breathing.
He's never getting up again.
261
00:18:09,938 --> 00:18:13,374
And all you can think about
is Marc's future employment opportunities!
262
00:18:13,475 --> 00:18:17,969
We could discuss Zack's future opportunities,
but at this point, I think they are limited.
263
00:18:19,347 --> 00:18:20,678
Oh, my God!
264
00:18:20,782 --> 00:18:24,013
Calm down, Paulie.
Somebody give her a drink!
265
00:18:24,286 --> 00:18:25,878
I need a drink!
266
00:18:27,489 --> 00:18:30,652
I will not calm down!
Nobody should calm down!
267
00:18:31,493 --> 00:18:33,552
You all act like we do this every Sunday!
268
00:18:33,662 --> 00:18:37,462
Invite a guest over and if we don't agree
with his politics, then kill him!
269
00:18:37,532 --> 00:18:40,330
He pulled a knife.
He threatened to rape you.
270
00:18:40,402 --> 00:18:44,338
We're all in shock.
We're just dealing with it in our different ways.
271
00:18:44,406 --> 00:18:45,805
You got that right.
272
00:18:45,907 --> 00:18:48,876
I say we just bury the cracker and eat dessert.
273
00:18:49,544 --> 00:18:51,341
This is terrible!
274
00:18:51,646 --> 00:18:54,740
It's not that bad, Paulie.
People get killed every day.
275
00:18:54,849 --> 00:18:57,317
People a lot nicer and more innocent than Zack.
276
00:18:57,385 --> 00:19:00,013
If you want to feel bad,
feel bad about one of them.
277
00:19:00,088 --> 00:19:02,921
He was carrying a hunting knife.
What's up with that?
278
00:19:03,024 --> 00:19:04,082
Maybe he was a hunter!
279
00:19:04,192 --> 00:19:06,524
People shouldn't go around carrying big knives.
280
00:19:06,595 --> 00:19:09,928
Hey, it's not illegal to carry a big knife!
281
00:19:10,031 --> 00:19:11,896
It should be. Look what happened.
282
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:15,663
It is, however, illegal to stab someone!
Especially in the back!
283
00:19:15,737 --> 00:19:19,264
-Why don't you just give him your card!
-We have to tell the police!
284
00:19:19,374 --> 00:19:21,899
-Yes!
-I'm not going to be an accomplice.
285
00:19:22,010 --> 00:19:26,413
I really admire how you consistently
put your feelings first before anybody else.
286
00:19:26,514 --> 00:19:29,039
You're the one sending your boyfriend
to the pokey.
287
00:19:29,117 --> 00:19:32,086
Okay, listen! Let's just tell them the truth.
288
00:19:32,187 --> 00:19:35,281
Zack got drunk. Marc got drunk.
Marc stabbed him.
289
00:19:35,390 --> 00:19:37,858
At worst, you'll get involuntary manslaughter.
290
00:19:37,926 --> 00:19:41,589
-I didn't get drunk. I smoked dope.
-Yeah, tell them that.
291
00:19:41,696 --> 00:19:45,223
Listen, I'm being serious.
It was an accident. They'll understand.
292
00:19:45,300 --> 00:19:48,929
"Officer, to make a long story short,
we had this guy over for dinner.
293
00:19:49,037 --> 00:19:51,130
"He was rude,
so Marc stabbed him in the back!
294
00:19:51,239 --> 00:19:53,469
"Do you have a problem with that?"
Wake up!
295
00:19:53,575 --> 00:19:54,803
Bitch!
296
00:19:55,410 --> 00:19:59,369
All right, do I need a coat?
297
00:19:59,447 --> 00:20:01,608
-I'll go with you.
-Hold on.
298
00:20:01,716 --> 00:20:04,082
-Come on.
-The police are an option.
299
00:20:04,152 --> 00:20:06,586
-They're the only option.
-There is another option.
300
00:20:06,655 --> 00:20:09,089
Yes! Take me to a hospital!
301
00:20:10,759 --> 00:20:12,056
Hear me out.
302
00:20:15,430 --> 00:20:17,421
What if we just forget about it?
303
00:20:17,766 --> 00:20:18,926
Are you out of your mind?
304
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:23,937
Listen. Say we just bury this guy
in the backyard or something.
305
00:20:24,005 --> 00:20:27,805
-People disappear all the time.
-Especially in lowa.
306
00:20:27,909 --> 00:20:30,605
We probably saved him
from an alien abduction.
307
00:20:31,079 --> 00:20:35,982
We don't report anything.
We don't tell anyone. We just let this pass.
308
00:20:36,084 --> 00:20:38,951
No! We don't just let this pass.
309
00:20:39,020 --> 00:20:43,013
No? You want to go to jail for this fascist fuck?
310
00:20:43,124 --> 00:20:44,455
He's dead, Luke!
311
00:20:44,526 --> 00:20:48,587
Exactly. And nothing is going to change that.
312
00:20:48,663 --> 00:20:51,791
Luke is right.
We all know it was an accident.
313
00:20:51,866 --> 00:20:57,031
If we let this pass,
we can go on with the rest of our lives.
314
00:20:57,972 --> 00:21:01,373
If we don't let this pass,
things will never be the same.
315
00:21:01,543 --> 00:21:03,875
Things already will never be the same.
316
00:21:04,145 --> 00:21:07,273
Have I mentioned
that my fucking arm is fucking broken!
317
00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:08,646
Yes!
318
00:21:09,117 --> 00:21:12,143
-Pete, where's Zack's truck?
-It's out front.
319
00:21:12,220 --> 00:21:17,317
Good, this is what we're going to do.
Paulie, Jude, take Pete to the hospital.
320
00:21:17,392 --> 00:21:18,552
Yea!
321
00:21:19,894 --> 00:21:22,454
Marc? Marc!
322
00:21:22,864 --> 00:21:23,956
What?
323
00:21:24,032 --> 00:21:26,023
-I want you to help me bury the body.
-Okay.
324
00:21:26,134 --> 00:21:28,625
Then I'll drive the truck somewhere far.
325
00:21:29,571 --> 00:21:31,732
Then... Marc!
326
00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:34,137
-Marc?
-What?
327
00:21:34,209 --> 00:21:37,872
I want you to follow me in your car
and bring me back.
328
00:21:39,214 --> 00:21:42,047
You're serious,
just pretend that this never happened?
329
00:21:42,150 --> 00:21:43,981
What never happened?
330
00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:46,344
Exactly.
331
00:21:48,990 --> 00:21:50,218
Oh, Lord.
332
00:21:50,658 --> 00:21:53,218
Is that the license plate
from the Mercedes last night?
333
00:21:54,229 --> 00:21:56,527
-Yeah.
-Was it important?
334
00:21:56,598 --> 00:22:00,227
Probably not. What are those?
335
00:22:00,335 --> 00:22:01,996
Leads on the kidnapping.
336
00:22:03,838 --> 00:22:07,604
You go on TV talking about Jenny Tyler,
everybody wants to talk to Alice.
337
00:22:07,709 --> 00:22:09,870
Three guys have proposed already.
338
00:23:05,175 --> 00:23:09,679
# Everywhere Is
Freaks And Hairies #
339
00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:11,681
# Dykes And Fairies #
340
00:23:11,681 --> 00:23:14,684
# Tell Me Where Is Sanity #
341
00:23:19,347 --> 00:23:20,473
Nothing in the Times.
342
00:23:20,582 --> 00:23:23,483
We're all clear in the Tribune.
Did you check the USA Today?
343
00:23:23,585 --> 00:23:27,487
-Let's not flatter ourselves.
-I'm not talking about the front page.
344
00:23:28,289 --> 00:23:30,154
How about those Hawkeyes?
345
00:23:31,793 --> 00:23:35,695
I'm talking about the back page.
They have that little section on each state.
346
00:23:35,830 --> 00:23:37,024
Just do it.
347
00:23:37,707 --> 00:23:40,210
# I'd Love
To Change The World #
348
00:23:40,368 --> 00:23:44,668
"lowa, Ames. City Council approves
expansion of the lowa State...
349
00:23:44,772 --> 00:23:48,264
"...athletic facility at a budget
of $2,000,000."
350
00:23:48,776 --> 00:23:50,676
I think we're in the clear.
351
00:23:50,778 --> 00:23:54,839
And will you take off those glasses
and that homeboy hat?
352
00:23:59,988 --> 00:24:02,232
-You got a problem?
-Asshole.
353
00:24:02,232 --> 00:24:07,237
# Population
Keeps On Breeding #
354
00:24:07,362 --> 00:24:09,956
That's a guy we should have over for dinner.
355
00:24:12,967 --> 00:24:13,101
Here's a hypothetical.
356
00:24:13,101 --> 00:24:14,466
Here's a hypothetical.
357
00:24:14,536 --> 00:24:17,027
If you try and trivialize this horrific situation...
358
00:24:17,138 --> 00:24:19,800
...with one of your stupid hypotheticals,
I'll scream.
359
00:24:19,874 --> 00:24:21,466
Just hear me out.
360
00:24:22,477 --> 00:24:24,502
You're a time traveller...
361
00:24:25,380 --> 00:24:26,904
Jesus.
362
00:24:31,252 --> 00:24:35,348
It's 1909 in Austria.
363
00:24:35,423 --> 00:24:39,154
You're in a pub having a schnapps
with a stranger...
364
00:24:39,227 --> 00:24:43,425
...a young art student with one testicle.
Let's say his name is Adolf.
365
00:24:44,198 --> 00:24:47,395
Adolf at this point in his life
has done no wrong.
366
00:24:47,502 --> 00:24:50,335
He's not bitter. He's not angry.
He's committed no crime.
367
00:24:50,405 --> 00:24:53,602
He does not bring knives to dinner.
He has not killed anybody.
368
00:24:53,708 --> 00:24:56,404
He certainly hasn't started a world war.
369
00:24:56,611 --> 00:24:58,340
Your point being?
370
00:25:00,048 --> 00:25:01,879
Do you kill him?
371
00:25:02,684 --> 00:25:07,178
Do you poison his schnapps
to save all those millions of innocent people?
372
00:25:07,255 --> 00:25:09,519
Would Hitler drink schnapps?
373
00:25:09,757 --> 00:25:12,419
Look, this is ridiculous. Zack was not Hitler.
374
00:25:12,527 --> 00:25:15,792
How do you know?
You can't look into the future, can you?
375
00:25:17,432 --> 00:25:20,026
I would kill the bastard slowly.
376
00:25:20,902 --> 00:25:23,234
You know where I stand. Pete?
377
00:25:24,606 --> 00:25:26,039
No comment.
378
00:25:29,978 --> 00:25:32,879
I would use something blunt
like a motherfucking chair.
379
00:25:32,947 --> 00:25:35,245
Paulie, it's not like we're killing Mozart here.
380
00:25:35,316 --> 00:25:39,275
We killed a guy that I am sure
was an evil force on this planet.
381
00:25:39,621 --> 00:25:41,282
An evil force on this planet?
382
00:25:41,389 --> 00:25:43,721
You have to start reading books without pictures.
383
00:25:43,791 --> 00:25:47,727
You're not God. You can't decide
who's good or evil, who lives or dies.
384
00:25:47,795 --> 00:25:52,232
But what if you kill somebody
whose death makes the world a better place?
385
00:25:52,333 --> 00:25:53,561
But that's bullshit.
386
00:25:53,635 --> 00:25:56,934
We have no idea that Zack's death
makes this world any better.
387
00:25:57,005 --> 00:25:58,632
My world feels better.
388
00:25:59,073 --> 00:26:01,507
-Maybe he was right.
-Who?
389
00:26:01,776 --> 00:26:04,506
Zack. Maybe he was right
about how we only talk.
390
00:26:04,612 --> 00:26:07,604
We sit back and let the conservatives
do whatever they want.
391
00:26:07,682 --> 00:26:10,981
They put aside their differences.
They achieve their common goals.
392
00:26:11,085 --> 00:26:15,181
We always seem to get stuck arguing
about the stupidest, tiniest, little things.
393
00:26:15,289 --> 00:26:17,655
What, like murder?
Conservatives are simple.
394
00:26:17,759 --> 00:26:21,957
No, they're effective.
So we buy animal-friendly mascara...
395
00:26:22,030 --> 00:26:25,193
...or we stop buying grapes,
but we don't do anything.
396
00:26:25,299 --> 00:26:27,028
-All we do is fight.
-We do not fight.
397
00:26:27,135 --> 00:26:28,932
-Yes, we do.
-No, we don't.
398
00:26:29,003 --> 00:26:30,334
We do.
399
00:26:30,972 --> 00:26:32,963
We're liberals. We do the right thing.
400
00:26:33,041 --> 00:26:35,032
Then how come the world is so fucked up?
401
00:26:35,143 --> 00:26:39,011
-Because we don't run the world.
-Exactly, we don't.
402
00:26:39,113 --> 00:26:43,550
-You see, we finally do some good.
-Do some good?
403
00:26:43,785 --> 00:26:48,518
Think about all the right-wing assholes
the world would've been better off without...
404
00:26:48,623 --> 00:26:52,059
...if someone had wasted them
before they did any damage.
405
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:54,951
Anybody who ever killed an abortion doctor.
406
00:26:55,029 --> 00:26:56,621
Pol Pot. Idi Amin.
407
00:26:56,698 --> 00:26:59,565
-Josef Mengele.
-Joseph McCarthy.
408
00:27:00,334 --> 00:27:01,801
Joey Terrio.
409
00:27:03,237 --> 00:27:05,034
From Dance Fever?
410
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:10,009
No, it was the kid from sixth grade.
Broke my glasses eight times.
411
00:27:10,344 --> 00:27:11,902
Little motherfucker.
412
00:27:12,747 --> 00:27:16,308
And if they're such big assholes,
we can't convince them.
413
00:27:17,919 --> 00:27:20,479
You're sitting across from Hitler.
414
00:27:21,189 --> 00:27:22,884
Still no comment?
415
00:27:27,862 --> 00:27:31,423
If it was Hitler, I would kill him.
416
00:27:34,035 --> 00:27:36,094
-Paulie?
-No.
417
00:27:36,771 --> 00:27:39,035
No. I would thank him for his schnapps...
418
00:27:39,107 --> 00:27:42,372
...get back into the time machine,
set it for home and go to bed.
419
00:27:42,443 --> 00:27:44,741
Which is where I am going right now.
Good night.
420
00:27:44,846 --> 00:27:46,074
Good night.
421
00:27:52,754 --> 00:27:56,713
I wouldn't want to stab him though,
because that was too weird.
422
00:27:59,260 --> 00:28:01,251
I would club them.
423
00:28:01,429 --> 00:28:03,693
Obviously, we'd poison them.
424
00:28:04,365 --> 00:28:05,730
Obviously.
425
00:28:06,901 --> 00:28:09,927
I wouldn't want them to know
that they were being poisoned.
426
00:28:10,037 --> 00:28:11,732
It's bad enough they have to die.
427
00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:17,373
I wouldn't want their last thoughts to be,
"Hey, I'm being killed by these liberals."
428
00:28:18,479 --> 00:28:23,439
No, maybe we could scream
and act like it's some horrible accident.
429
00:28:25,119 --> 00:28:29,647
That way their last thoughts
on earth wouldn't be horrible ones.
430
00:28:31,759 --> 00:28:33,226
That's nice.
431
00:28:34,328 --> 00:28:35,920
Jude already knows.
432
00:28:35,997 --> 00:28:39,296
The blue bottle is bad.
The green bottle is good.
433
00:28:39,967 --> 00:28:42,094
What is that stuff anyway?
434
00:28:44,172 --> 00:28:45,434
Arsenic.
435
00:28:45,807 --> 00:28:47,900
None of us are going to do this.
436
00:28:47,975 --> 00:28:50,102
Probably not. But...
437
00:28:53,114 --> 00:28:54,882
...just in case the guy pulls a knife.
438
00:28:54,882 --> 00:28:55,473
...just in case the guy pulls a knife.
439
00:28:55,983 --> 00:28:58,577
Everyone, this is Reverend Gerald Hutchens.
440
00:28:59,086 --> 00:29:01,247
-This is Luke.
-Luke, a pleasure.
441
00:29:01,322 --> 00:29:03,756
-Paulie.
-Paulie, a pleasure.
442
00:29:03,825 --> 00:29:06,521
That's Marc there. And Pete.
443
00:29:11,365 --> 00:29:14,129
-Nice to meet all of you.
-Nice to meet you.
444
00:29:14,202 --> 00:29:17,968
I had no idea
this meal was going to be so formal.
445
00:29:18,039 --> 00:29:21,475
We like to take care of our guests, Reverend.
446
00:29:22,510 --> 00:29:24,341
So, Reverend, where's your parish?
447
00:29:24,445 --> 00:29:26,879
We have a little parish outside of Maple Falls.
448
00:29:26,981 --> 00:29:30,144
-Really, that's where I'm from.
-You must have seen our manger.
449
00:29:30,218 --> 00:29:33,654
We have the biggest baby Jesus in the county.
450
00:29:34,989 --> 00:29:36,616
I hope you're hungry.
451
00:29:36,691 --> 00:29:41,458
I am famished. And it all looks so delicious.
452
00:29:42,196 --> 00:29:44,824
-Is that apple pie?
-It's homemade.
453
00:29:48,836 --> 00:29:51,202
Would you like to say grace?
454
00:29:52,807 --> 00:29:54,468
I would love it.
455
00:29:55,042 --> 00:29:58,910
I had no idea
that you younger people were into that.
456
00:30:00,214 --> 00:30:02,478
That's very charming.
457
00:30:03,150 --> 00:30:04,845
Shall we bow our heads?
458
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:09,318
Bless us, Lord, for this bounty
we are about to receive.
459
00:30:09,390 --> 00:30:11,255
A fucking reverend?
460
00:30:11,392 --> 00:30:14,327
For this blessing of youth and kindness...
461
00:30:14,395 --> 00:30:18,195
...you have chosen to bestow upon me.
God bless us all.
462
00:30:20,568 --> 00:30:23,503
So, Reverend,
how do you and Jude know one another?
463
00:30:23,571 --> 00:30:28,008
I interviewed the good Reverend
for a research paper I was doing.
464
00:30:28,743 --> 00:30:32,042
Yes, on the vileness.
465
00:30:34,048 --> 00:30:35,538
The vileness?
466
00:30:36,183 --> 00:30:38,242
The gay plague, of course.
467
00:30:41,122 --> 00:30:45,252
On the use of secular therapy
in comforting families of AIDS patients.
468
00:30:45,393 --> 00:30:50,592
The good Reverend was kind enough to let me
use his view as a counterpoint position.
469
00:30:53,768 --> 00:30:57,226
So, you don't believe in comforting the families?
470
00:30:57,305 --> 00:31:02,242
No, I do not believe in comforting the families
of irredeemable mortal sinners.
471
00:31:04,612 --> 00:31:07,046
Are those biscuits made from scratch?
472
00:31:09,550 --> 00:31:10,574
Really?
473
00:31:11,419 --> 00:31:13,148
They're lovely.
474
00:31:15,156 --> 00:31:20,423
-AIDS is not a sin, it's a terrible disease.
-Not quite.
475
00:31:21,562 --> 00:31:26,795
Homosexuality is the terrible disease
and AIDS is the cure.
476
00:31:27,935 --> 00:31:30,301
-Is there butter?
-Come again?
477
00:31:30,404 --> 00:31:33,601
-Butter?
-Butter, yeah.
478
00:31:34,241 --> 00:31:35,401
Thank you.
479
00:31:35,476 --> 00:31:41,346
When you violate the moral,
health, and hygiene laws...
480
00:31:41,449 --> 00:31:43,417
...you reap the whirlwind.
481
00:31:43,484 --> 00:31:47,079
You can not shake your fist in God's face
and get by with it.
482
00:31:48,756 --> 00:31:51,190
-Ready for more wine?
-No, wait!
483
00:31:51,525 --> 00:31:54,926
It's white wine and we're having meat.
We should wait for dessert.
484
00:31:54,996 --> 00:31:56,122
Yes.
485
00:31:58,833 --> 00:32:01,996
Surely, being a reverend
you must have some compassion?
486
00:32:02,103 --> 00:32:06,938
Yes, Jesus himself would be one
of the most compassionate men in history.
487
00:32:07,008 --> 00:32:12,105
Why, yes, certainly.
But Jesus would never touch a homosexual.
488
00:32:13,347 --> 00:32:15,178
But we're all God's children.
489
00:32:15,282 --> 00:32:19,616
We are all God's children,
but like children, we can get into trouble.
490
00:32:19,687 --> 00:32:22,485
And when we do, we must be punished.
491
00:32:22,556 --> 00:32:26,151
-Gerald is the leader of God's Way.
-God's Way?
492
00:32:26,327 --> 00:32:32,857
Homosexuals are the living, breathing
cesspool of pathogens.
493
00:32:33,868 --> 00:32:36,860
We simply propose to put them out
on a desert island with...
494
00:32:36,971 --> 00:32:40,065
...enough foodstuffs to last them
for their limited lifetimes.
495
00:32:40,174 --> 00:32:41,835
And what would that be?
496
00:32:41,909 --> 00:32:44,503
Say, two years tops?
497
00:32:45,379 --> 00:32:48,576
That way, for a nominal cost to us...
498
00:32:49,717 --> 00:32:51,708
...they would all die.
499
00:32:53,687 --> 00:32:55,985
-Is that radicchio?
-Yes.
500
00:32:57,992 --> 00:33:00,859
Has anyone close to you ever died from AIDS?
501
00:33:01,695 --> 00:33:03,856
-Really?
-Really.
502
00:33:04,665 --> 00:33:05,859
No.
503
00:33:12,873 --> 00:33:15,205
I think it's time for dessert.
504
00:33:21,749 --> 00:33:22,875
Yes.
505
00:33:30,257 --> 00:33:31,383
Thank you.
506
00:33:31,459 --> 00:33:32,626
I'd like to propose a toast.
507
00:33:32,626 --> 00:33:35,424
I'd like to propose a toast.
508
00:33:50,244 --> 00:33:53,270
To God's soldiers.
509
00:33:53,781 --> 00:33:55,271
I like that.
510
00:34:13,300 --> 00:34:16,292
This pie is delicious.
511
00:34:25,146 --> 00:34:28,411
-Is anything wrong?
-We're dieting.
512
00:34:30,951 --> 00:34:33,977
-Can I make a confession?
-Do you want more white wine?
513
00:34:34,989 --> 00:34:36,616
No.
514
00:34:36,690 --> 00:34:40,786
I think this pie might be a little too rich.
515
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,524
Excuse me.
516
00:35:29,910 --> 00:35:31,343
Is he dead?
517
00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:36,506
-He's real dead.
-Oh, God.
518
00:35:36,850 --> 00:35:39,512
Maybe we should say
the last rites or something.
519
00:35:39,587 --> 00:35:41,384
No, you do that before.
520
00:35:42,523 --> 00:35:45,390
We should just finish dinner
before it gets cold.
521
00:35:46,060 --> 00:35:48,858
How can you guys eat
with a dead man at the table?
522
00:35:48,929 --> 00:35:52,490
What is your problem?
You're the one that gave him his death sentence.
523
00:35:52,566 --> 00:35:56,366
"I think it's time for dessert."
What was that, Anne Rice?
524
00:35:56,437 --> 00:36:01,670
I think Paulie behaved, performed, beautifully.
525
00:36:02,343 --> 00:36:07,246
So do I.
We gave him every chance possible.
526
00:36:08,382 --> 00:36:10,179
I want to propose a toast.
527
00:36:10,417 --> 00:36:14,046
To us, for making a difference...
528
00:36:14,688 --> 00:36:17,248
...for putting aside our differences...
529
00:36:17,891 --> 00:36:20,416
...and for making the world a better place.
530
00:36:22,429 --> 00:36:23,453
L'Chaim.
531
00:36:31,472 --> 00:36:35,704
Please pass the radicchio. Butter?
532
00:36:37,711 --> 00:36:40,077
-Don't choke.
-Hit him on the back. He's choking.
533
00:36:41,415 --> 00:36:42,541
Not funny.
534
00:36:43,450 --> 00:36:46,476
-Are you okay?
-Jesus Christ, he switched the glasses.
535
00:36:46,587 --> 00:36:48,748
-He switched the glasses!
-Oh, my God!
536
00:36:50,024 --> 00:36:52,015
Get up, Marc. The Heimlich!
537
00:36:56,263 --> 00:36:57,594
Call 911!
538
00:36:58,332 --> 00:36:59,424
No!
539
00:37:03,003 --> 00:37:04,903
Marc! Oh, shit!
540
00:37:05,739 --> 00:37:06,967
What?
541
00:37:10,077 --> 00:37:11,567
-You jerk.
-Jerk!
542
00:37:17,017 --> 00:37:18,814
-Let's get him out of here.
-Yeah.
543
00:37:30,664 --> 00:37:34,293
This was in the paper today.They want to do another...
544
00:37:34,668 --> 00:37:37,296
...gay pride parade.
545
00:37:39,039 --> 00:37:41,769
Do you think that a bunch of gays and lesbians...
546
00:37:41,842 --> 00:37:45,278
...strutting through town constitutes a parade?
547
00:37:45,679 --> 00:37:48,512
Does anybody rememberwhat it was like when we were kids...
548
00:37:48,615 --> 00:37:50,640
...and had parades that meant something...
549
00:37:50,718 --> 00:37:53,710
...that were about real,wonderfully festive events...
550
00:37:53,821 --> 00:37:58,656
...with people dressed in inventive costumes,like kings and queens.
551
00:38:02,062 --> 00:38:06,522
Now that I think about it,that does sound a little like a gay pride march.
552
00:39:07,194 --> 00:39:10,561
How often does a woman say, "No"but she really means, "Yes"?
553
00:39:12,466 --> 00:39:15,629
She says, "Stop," but she means, "Keep going."
554
00:39:17,404 --> 00:39:20,896
You can't bring the law into the bedroom,it's constitutionally wrong.
555
00:39:21,909 --> 00:39:25,470
Isn't violating a woman's body
constitutionally wrong?
556
00:39:25,579 --> 00:39:27,774
Isn't leading a man on wrong?
557
00:39:28,615 --> 00:39:32,210
If a woman accepts a date with a man,
especially in this day and age...
558
00:39:32,286 --> 00:39:34,982
...she knows what he's after and she accepts.
559
00:39:36,890 --> 00:39:39,757
So you think that all dates lead to sex.
560
00:39:41,128 --> 00:39:42,425
I don't.
561
00:39:42,563 --> 00:39:46,624
Man is the dominant species.
Women are the dominated.
562
00:39:47,501 --> 00:39:49,969
They are the weaker sex and they always will be.
563
00:39:50,070 --> 00:39:55,167
We're not talking about species.
A man does not have the right to rape a woman.
564
00:39:55,275 --> 00:39:58,642
No, of course he doesn't, Paulie.
Rape is a terrible thing.
565
00:39:59,346 --> 00:40:02,110
But it is also much rarer than people think.
566
00:40:02,816 --> 00:40:07,651
When a woman cries rape,
it's because she's already consented to sex.
567
00:40:07,788 --> 00:40:09,653
-Really?
-Yeah, really.
568
00:40:09,823 --> 00:40:12,917
If she doesn't allow herself to enjoy it,
then she feels used.
569
00:40:12,993 --> 00:40:15,962
So women, vindictive by nature, cry rape.
570
00:40:16,096 --> 00:40:20,931
And force the man to suffer the feelings
of inadequacy that they themselves have created.
571
00:40:21,001 --> 00:40:23,595
The world stops and you destroy the man.
572
00:40:25,539 --> 00:40:27,769
It's quite self-defeating, really.
573
00:40:28,342 --> 00:40:31,004
Keep them in the kitchen, barefoot and pregnant.
574
00:40:31,111 --> 00:40:33,841
No, I think that's a little sexist.
575
00:40:36,517 --> 00:40:39,816
So this is what your parade is all about?
576
00:40:41,555 --> 00:40:44,786
We're stealing a chapter
from the civil rights movement.
577
00:40:47,628 --> 00:40:50,290
You got to fight for what you believe in, right?
578
00:40:52,032 --> 00:40:55,229
Absolutely, I think we can all drink to that.
579
00:40:57,804 --> 00:40:59,032
Please.
580
00:41:10,092 --> 00:41:13,596
# 'Cause Dominating Minds
Play Judge And Jury Too #
581
00:41:13,596 --> 00:41:15,097
# Oh, No #
582
00:41:15,097 --> 00:41:19,101
# But They're Dominating Minds
And Blind To The Truth #
583
00:41:19,101 --> 00:41:20,603
# Oh, Yeah #
584
00:41:21,103 --> 00:41:24,607
# 'Cause Dominating Minds Speak
With The Loudest Voice #
585
00:41:27,610 --> 00:41:30,112
# But Not Everybody Has
The Luxury Of Choice #
586
00:41:30,112 --> 00:41:32,114
# Oh, No #
587
00:41:32,114 --> 00:41:34,617
# Some People Search
For The Holy Grail #
588
00:41:34,617 --> 00:41:36,510
# Run Round In Circles
And-- #
589
00:41:36,510 --> 00:41:39,206
Good evening, sorry to bother you.
I'm Sheriff Stanley.
590
00:41:39,279 --> 00:41:42,942
I'm going door to door and asking people
for information on Jenny Tyler...
591
00:41:43,050 --> 00:41:44,449
...the missing girl.
592
00:41:44,551 --> 00:41:48,078
I'm wondering if you could just take a look
at a few pictures.
593
00:41:49,389 --> 00:41:53,519
If I don't use everything
in my power to block that entrance...
594
00:41:54,194 --> 00:41:56,788
...innocent unborn children will die.
595
00:41:57,564 --> 00:42:00,624
And if I have to kill someone to stop that, well...
596
00:42:01,034 --> 00:42:05,095
...that is what the Right to Life Movement
is all about.
597
00:42:05,147 --> 00:42:09,652
# 'Cause Dominating Minds
Play Judge And Jury Too #
598
00:42:09,652 --> 00:42:10,653
# Oh, No #
599
00:42:11,153 --> 00:42:15,157
# But They're Dominating Minds
And Blind To The Truth #
600
00:42:15,157 --> 00:42:16,158
# Oh, Yeah #
601
00:42:16,650 --> 00:42:19,881
These hippies want our...
602
00:42:21,421 --> 00:42:26,085
...Native American, heaven forbid,I almost called them Indian, children...
603
00:42:26,793 --> 00:42:30,923
...to blame our forefathers for allof their trouble instead of their own.
604
00:42:31,431 --> 00:42:35,925
Now, I'm the first to admitwe took this country from the Indians.
605
00:42:36,003 --> 00:42:38,631
But what in the world were they doingwith it anyway?
606
00:42:38,739 --> 00:42:42,436
Shooting off bows and arrowsand using seashells for money.
607
00:42:45,688 --> 00:42:50,192
# Baby, Hey,
Let's Get Together #
608
00:42:50,192 --> 00:42:54,196
# Honey, Honey,
Me And You #
609
00:42:54,196 --> 00:42:55,698
# And Do The Things #
610
00:42:55,698 --> 00:42:59,201
# Oh, Do The Things #
611
00:42:59,201 --> 00:43:02,705
# That We Like To Do #
612
00:43:02,705 --> 00:43:04,707
# Oh, Do A Little Dance #
613
00:43:04,707 --> 00:43:06,709
# Make A Little Love #
614
00:43:06,709 --> 00:43:08,711
# Get Down Tonight #
615
00:43:09,211 --> 00:43:11,213
# Get Down Tonight #
616
00:43:11,213 --> 00:43:13,716
# Do A Little Dance #
617
00:43:13,716 --> 00:43:15,718
# Make A Little Love #
618
00:43:15,718 --> 00:43:17,219
# Get Down Tonight #
619
00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:20,222
# Get Down Tonight, Baby #
620
00:43:28,230 --> 00:43:30,733
# Get Down, Get Down #
Die !
621
00:43:30,733 --> 00:43:33,736
# Get Down
Get Down Tonight, Baby #
622
00:43:33,736 --> 00:43:36,739
# Woo Woo Woo
Woo Woo Woo Woo Woo Woo Woo ?
623
00:43:36,739 --> 00:43:38,240
# Get Down, Get Down-- #
624
00:43:44,204 --> 00:43:45,330
You bastard!
625
00:43:45,906 --> 00:43:49,535
Brother, have you lost your mind,
serving me this filthy swine!
626
00:43:51,745 --> 00:43:55,704
I can't eat this.
This is why the first thing we must do...
627
00:43:55,882 --> 00:43:58,146
...is eliminate the traitors among us.
628
00:43:58,218 --> 00:44:00,880
Then we can concentrate on the true enemy.
629
00:44:07,894 --> 00:44:11,660
Alice! When the rain stopped,
the water went down to its normal level...
630
00:44:11,732 --> 00:44:14,724
...and it popped up.
Jack Mayr, with the leg brace, found it.
631
00:44:14,835 --> 00:44:16,200
Have you searched it?
632
00:44:16,269 --> 00:44:19,363
Getting ready to go.
I think there's some blood under the mat.
633
00:44:19,439 --> 00:44:20,838
See that, right there.
634
00:44:20,907 --> 00:44:23,933
Yeah, bring it up.
I want to run a search on the plates.
635
00:44:24,044 --> 00:44:25,534
Watch your step, it's slippery.
636
00:44:34,454 --> 00:44:37,184
Hang on, Jenny. I'm getting closer.
637
00:44:47,567 --> 00:44:49,762
I never really thought of it that way.
638
00:44:50,303 --> 00:44:55,240
Maybe you all are right.
Maybe they are just all people.
639
00:44:55,308 --> 00:44:59,574
They got feelings. They got family.
640
00:45:10,657 --> 00:45:14,559
You are entitled to your own opinion, of course.
641
00:45:15,128 --> 00:45:18,620
Yeah! It's true!
You got to beat them homeless senseless.
642
00:45:18,732 --> 00:45:20,927
Make sure they know their place.
643
00:45:38,861 --> 00:45:43,866
# We Don't Want Lives
Of Steel #
644
00:45:43,866 --> 00:45:48,370
# We Don't Want Hearts
That Feel #
645
00:45:48,370 --> 00:45:52,875
# We Want To Live
Above It All #
646
00:45:53,375 --> 00:45:57,880
# I Feel You Closing In #
647
00:45:57,880 --> 00:46:02,885
# A Target On My Skin #
648
00:46:02,885 --> 00:46:08,390
# I Think You'll Be There
When I Fall #
649
00:46:08,390 --> 00:46:12,394
# When I Fall #
When I Fall #
650
00:46:15,397 --> 00:46:19,902
# When I Fall
When I Fall #
651
00:46:19,902 --> 00:46:21,904
# When I Fall #
652
00:46:24,397 --> 00:46:25,830
Are you okay?
653
00:46:26,199 --> 00:46:30,829
Yeah, it's just my stomach is killing me
for about three weeks.
654
00:46:34,574 --> 00:46:36,701
Maybe it's all these tomatoes.
655
00:46:41,924 --> 00:46:45,928
# We Might Get Back In Time #
656
00:46:46,428 --> 00:46:51,433
# We Might Connect On Line #
657
00:46:51,433 --> 00:46:56,438
# You Might Land
Beyond The Wall #
658
00:46:56,438 --> 00:46:59,942
# When I Fall
When I Fall #
659
00:47:03,445 --> 00:47:07,449
# When I Fall
When I Fall #
660
00:47:07,950 --> 00:47:09,952
# When I Fall #
661
00:47:16,082 --> 00:47:17,276
Bravo.
662
00:47:17,884 --> 00:47:19,749
Yeah, real nice work.
663
00:47:21,388 --> 00:47:23,083
I couldn't sleep.
664
00:47:23,189 --> 00:47:24,554
I see.
665
00:47:29,471 --> 00:47:33,976
# I Might Give Love To You #
666
00:47:33,976 --> 00:47:37,070
# I Might Slip
Right On Through #
667
00:47:37,070 --> 00:47:38,628
Where have you been?
668
00:47:39,481 --> 00:47:41,483
# You Might Keep Me #
I Gotta Take A Shower.
669
00:47:41,483 --> 00:47:43,485
# From It All #
Can I Join You ?
670
00:47:43,485 --> 00:47:48,490
# I Climb So High
To See You #
671
00:47:48,490 --> 00:47:53,495
# But The Ground
Just Teases Me #
672
00:47:53,495 --> 00:47:58,500
# I Think You'll Be There
When I Fall #
673
00:47:58,500 --> 00:48:02,504
# When I Fall
When I Fall #
674
00:48:06,008 --> 00:48:10,512
# When I Fall
When I Fall #
675
00:48:10,512 --> 00:48:12,514
# When I Fall #
676
00:48:15,517 --> 00:48:18,020
# When I Fall #
677
00:48:18,020 --> 00:48:23,525
# When I Fall
When I Fall #
678
00:48:23,525 --> 00:48:27,529
# When I Fall #
679
00:48:27,529 --> 00:48:29,031
# I Fall #
680
00:48:29,031 --> 00:48:31,533
# When I Fall #
681
00:48:32,034 --> 00:48:37,039
# I'm Amazed By You #
682
00:48:40,500 --> 00:48:42,968
I've never met anyone who's anti-Earth.
683
00:48:45,705 --> 00:48:48,799
I'm not anti-Earth. I'm pro-earthling.
684
00:48:50,377 --> 00:48:54,871
It's kind of hard to care about
the greenhouse effect if you don't have a house.
685
00:48:58,985 --> 00:49:03,854
You see, I think it all comes down
to evolution anyway. Survival of the fittest.
686
00:49:05,492 --> 00:49:07,983
I mean, if the spotted owl's time is up...
687
00:49:09,662 --> 00:49:12,062
...hasta la vista, baby, I guess.
688
00:49:12,165 --> 00:49:15,066
See now, your damn liberals, on the other hand...
689
00:49:15,869 --> 00:49:20,067
...they'd be protecting the rights
of the dinosaurs if they could.
690
00:49:23,243 --> 00:49:26,508
I would defend them, too,
if they weren't already extinct.
691
00:49:29,049 --> 00:49:31,847
A little wine. All right.
692
00:49:32,719 --> 00:49:34,414
-Cheers.
-Cheers.
693
00:50:40,887 --> 00:50:43,378
I shoot skeet. I have a license.
694
00:50:44,390 --> 00:50:47,917
Well, you should never leave an unsecured gun
in a car.
695
00:50:47,994 --> 00:50:52,226
I know that. I'm sorry. My car, it was dead.
696
00:50:52,298 --> 00:50:55,631
-And a guy picked me up in a truck.
-A truck?
697
00:50:56,002 --> 00:51:00,132
Yeah, and I didn't want to stop him
with the rifle in my hand.
698
00:51:00,473 --> 00:51:02,964
-What kind of a truck?
-A pickup truck.
699
00:51:03,810 --> 00:51:05,744
Did it look like this truck?
700
00:51:08,448 --> 00:51:10,643
Maybe, it was very dark that night.
701
00:51:10,984 --> 00:51:13,782
But it's possible. Was it this color?
702
00:51:14,754 --> 00:51:17,348
Yes, it's a possibility. Yeah, sure.
703
00:51:17,624 --> 00:51:19,785
Did you get a look at the driver?
704
00:51:20,493 --> 00:51:22,427
Honestly, I don't remember.
705
00:51:22,662 --> 00:51:24,527
-White man, black man?
-No.
706
00:51:26,599 --> 00:51:29,534
White. How do you say? Medium build.
707
00:51:31,704 --> 00:51:33,797
That truck belonged to a known felon.
708
00:51:33,873 --> 00:51:38,333
We found it dumped next to the Missouri River.
709
00:51:38,545 --> 00:51:43,312
I want to show you a couple of pictures.
Maybe you could identify the man.
710
00:51:53,726 --> 00:51:55,023
Nothing?
711
00:51:56,696 --> 00:51:58,391
No, sorry.
712
00:52:02,669 --> 00:52:05,331
We found traces of blood inside the truck.
713
00:52:08,141 --> 00:52:11,633
We're waiting for tests to see
if it matches Jenny Tyler's.
714
00:52:12,312 --> 00:52:15,804
That little girl? That would be horrible.
715
00:52:16,683 --> 00:52:18,981
I want you to think about this really hard.
716
00:52:19,052 --> 00:52:23,386
If you can remember anything
or you see this man again, call me immediately.
717
00:52:23,489 --> 00:52:25,650
-Understand that?
-Of course.
718
00:52:26,526 --> 00:52:30,018
You should consider yourself
very lucky, Mr. Van Doren.
719
00:52:30,196 --> 00:52:32,858
You might've been this close to a murderer.
720
00:52:43,443 --> 00:52:46,105
-We've been thinking.
-About us.
721
00:52:46,679 --> 00:52:48,579
-You have?
-Yes.
722
00:52:50,783 --> 00:52:53,843
We don't feel that we're giving people
enough of a chance.
723
00:52:57,557 --> 00:52:59,684
Remember the original plan?
724
00:53:00,960 --> 00:53:04,726
We said we wouldn't kill anyone
unless we couldn't change their minds.
725
00:53:04,797 --> 00:53:09,200
So we haven't changed anyone's mind.
Maybe we're not as smart as we thought.
726
00:53:09,636 --> 00:53:13,595
Luke, the guy with the swastika sat down
and you told him it was happy hour.
727
00:53:13,706 --> 00:53:15,970
I figured, "Why waste the food?"
728
00:53:17,210 --> 00:53:20,702
What food? We're not even giving people
a decent meal anymore.
729
00:53:20,780 --> 00:53:22,941
The fag-basher had Chinese.
730
00:53:23,249 --> 00:53:25,376
Chung King is not Chinese.
731
00:53:26,552 --> 00:53:28,076
We had soy sauce.
732
00:53:29,322 --> 00:53:32,382
Let's remember why we started this
in the first place.
733
00:53:32,458 --> 00:53:33,720
Yes, sir, master.
734
00:53:34,294 --> 00:53:37,457
Catcher in the Rye is supposed to be art?
735
00:53:38,164 --> 00:53:40,394
Thumbelina is art.
736
00:53:40,600 --> 00:53:44,161
Catcher in the Rye
is just mean-spirited garbage...
737
00:53:44,270 --> 00:53:47,262
...littered with the "F" word.
738
00:53:55,148 --> 00:53:57,616
I've heard enough. How about a toast?
739
00:53:57,684 --> 00:53:59,743
Come on, this is pathetic.
740
00:53:59,952 --> 00:54:02,580
Oh, come on. A toast.
741
00:54:09,195 --> 00:54:10,662
I'll get it.
742
00:54:16,436 --> 00:54:17,994
Well, thank you.
743
00:54:30,049 --> 00:54:33,348
Good evening, sir.
I'm sorry to bother you at the dinner hour...
744
00:54:33,453 --> 00:54:36,718
...but I'm going house to house to see
if anyone has information...
745
00:54:36,823 --> 00:54:38,552
...regarding Jenny Tyler.
746
00:54:39,792 --> 00:54:42,158
-The kidnapped girl?
-Right.
747
00:54:43,796 --> 00:54:46,287
I wonder if you'd look at some pictures?
748
00:54:47,700 --> 00:54:51,500
Sure. You know, I've got some company...
749
00:54:51,571 --> 00:54:53,300
It won't take a minute.
750
00:55:05,685 --> 00:55:08,176
Have you seen any of these men?
751
00:55:14,193 --> 00:55:15,251
What is it, hon?
752
00:55:15,328 --> 00:55:16,989
-Good evening.
-Hi.
753
00:55:19,432 --> 00:55:22,424
I'm sorry, this is... I forgot your name.
754
00:55:23,002 --> 00:55:25,493
Don't worry, Officer. He's not driving.
755
00:55:25,571 --> 00:55:28,199
I trust you. Sheriff Alice Stanley.
756
00:55:28,274 --> 00:55:29,434
Paulie Layton.
757
00:55:29,542 --> 00:55:32,670
My grandfather was chief of police
in Maple Falls, way back.
758
00:55:32,745 --> 00:55:33,837
Really?
759
00:55:33,913 --> 00:55:36,882
Maybe you'd like
to look through this stack and see if you...
760
00:55:36,949 --> 00:55:39,543
...recognize any of the men in the pictures.
761
00:55:39,619 --> 00:55:40,677
Sir?
762
00:55:41,254 --> 00:55:42,278
He...
763
00:55:46,225 --> 00:55:50,787
He was chief of police for over 32 years.
They called him "Big Smokey."
764
00:55:50,930 --> 00:55:52,727
He drank, too.
765
00:55:54,434 --> 00:55:58,370
I'm sorry, Sheriff, but none of them
look like anyone I would want to know.
766
00:55:58,438 --> 00:56:00,770
Pretty scary-looking bunch, actually.
767
00:56:02,041 --> 00:56:03,804
I don't know any of them.
768
00:56:04,210 --> 00:56:08,579
You stopped on this picture.
Have you seen this man before?
769
00:56:09,816 --> 00:56:12,649
Yeah, no. I mean, just...
770
00:56:16,389 --> 00:56:17,913
What was that?
771
00:56:18,391 --> 00:56:21,952
I don't know. Why don't you go see
if our guests are all right?
772
00:56:22,061 --> 00:56:23,255
Sorry!
773
00:56:23,396 --> 00:56:26,388
Jude's okay,
but I think the dessert's about had it.
774
00:56:26,466 --> 00:56:30,129
-Good evening, Mr. Van Doren.
-Hi, Sheriff Stanley.
775
00:56:30,236 --> 00:56:32,898
Is this the house
where you were dropped off that night?
776
00:56:32,972 --> 00:56:34,439
We're roommates.
777
00:56:34,807 --> 00:56:39,574
Maybe that's why this picture is familiar to you.
Have you seen this man before?
778
00:56:39,679 --> 00:56:41,579
No, they haven't.
779
00:56:41,814 --> 00:56:45,113
Remember when he dropped me off,
you were all inside, remember?
780
00:56:45,184 --> 00:56:47,914
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
781
00:56:47,987 --> 00:56:51,115
Inside... He was like, dripping wet.
It was like wet.
782
00:56:51,190 --> 00:56:52,987
It was pouring out.
783
00:56:55,595 --> 00:56:59,622
You went through the stack pretty quickly.
Would you like to take another look?
784
00:56:59,699 --> 00:57:04,329
No. I told you, they're very scary-looking.
I've never seen criminals like that.
785
00:57:05,605 --> 00:57:08,768
Your grandfather never had
any mug shots laying around?
786
00:57:08,875 --> 00:57:13,869
No. I died long before, I mean, he died...
787
00:57:14,614 --> 00:57:16,377
...long before I was born.
788
00:57:22,488 --> 00:57:23,819
Well, okay.
789
00:57:24,557 --> 00:57:26,855
-Thank you.
-Sure.
790
00:57:28,694 --> 00:57:33,290
Mr. Van Doren, for your information,
that blood we found did check out.
791
00:57:38,304 --> 00:57:39,396
Thank you.
792
00:57:40,406 --> 00:57:41,668
Good night.
793
00:57:41,741 --> 00:57:43,470
-Good night.
-Good night.
794
00:57:50,349 --> 00:57:50,650
What the hell happened?
795
00:57:50,650 --> 00:57:52,311
What the hell happened?
796
00:57:53,319 --> 00:57:57,085
-Barbara doesn't drink wine.
-So this fucker stabbed her!
797
00:57:57,657 --> 00:57:59,682
Pete, you were saying about the Sheriff?
798
00:57:59,759 --> 00:58:01,386
-Let me explain.
-What sheriff, Pete?
799
00:58:01,494 --> 00:58:03,689
The other day I got called in for questioning.
800
00:58:03,763 --> 00:58:05,196
Oh, fuck!
801
00:58:05,665 --> 00:58:07,997
It's got nothing to do with us, believe me.
802
00:58:08,067 --> 00:58:11,503
Remember that night with Zack?
I left my car on the side of the road.
803
00:58:11,571 --> 00:58:15,905
I also left my rifle in the car,
because I didn't want to scare Zack.
804
00:58:16,008 --> 00:58:19,944
The Sheriff found the car,
she also found the rifle. She called me in.
805
00:58:20,046 --> 00:58:23,015
-It's no big deal.
-Not a big deal? She had Zack's picture.
806
00:58:23,082 --> 00:58:26,210
I was getting to that. They found Zack's truck.
807
00:58:26,285 --> 00:58:27,411
Oh, fuck!
808
00:58:27,520 --> 00:58:31,183
-When were you going to mention this?
-It's got nothing to do with us.
809
00:58:31,257 --> 00:58:33,725
Listen, I got called in because of the rifle.
810
00:58:33,793 --> 00:58:37,024
Completely separate from that,
they found Zack's truck...
811
00:58:37,096 --> 00:58:40,588
...with some of Jenny Tyler's blood
in the back seat.
812
00:58:40,733 --> 00:58:44,396
The Sheriff doesn't know he's dead,
so she's looking everywhere for him...
813
00:58:44,470 --> 00:58:48,065
...because he probably killed that poor little girl.
814
00:58:48,140 --> 00:58:49,471
Oh, fuck!
815
00:58:50,776 --> 00:58:53,074
-We did some good there.
-Of course we did.
816
00:58:53,145 --> 00:58:54,976
You were right, Luke.
817
00:58:55,081 --> 00:58:57,049
Hey! Hooray for us!
818
00:58:57,783 --> 00:58:59,808
What if they trace Zack back to here?
819
00:58:59,919 --> 00:59:02,251
No, that's not going to happen, Jude.
820
00:59:02,321 --> 00:59:05,484
They found the truck
and that was not supposed to happen.
821
00:59:05,591 --> 00:59:06,649
She's right.
822
00:59:06,759 --> 00:59:09,284
Maybe this is a sign
that we should just slow down.
823
00:59:09,379 --> 00:59:12,382
# Paranoia Will Destroy Ya #
Fuck You Guys !
824
00:59:12,431 --> 00:59:15,889
We got rid of a child murderer
and now you're acting like we're wrong.
825
00:59:15,968 --> 00:59:19,495
What if Zack had lived?
We stopped him before he killed anyone else.
826
00:59:19,605 --> 00:59:21,937
Isn't that why we started this?
827
00:59:22,008 --> 00:59:23,976
But look at her.
828
00:59:24,910 --> 00:59:28,277
She was just an illiterate.
I mean, we're getting out of hand.
829
00:59:28,347 --> 00:59:31,475
We've been careful, Marc.
No one's going to touch us.
830
00:59:31,584 --> 00:59:35,145
We have to slow down. Slow down.
831
00:59:35,421 --> 00:59:38,151
-We have killed nine people.
-Ten people.
832
00:59:38,257 --> 00:59:41,454
-Nine! I was an accounting major once.
-It's only nine.
833
00:59:41,527 --> 00:59:43,495
-It's ten.
-It's nine!
834
00:59:48,701 --> 00:59:49,759
Ten.
835
00:59:49,835 --> 00:59:52,360
-You're not gonna count Zack.
-He was the first one.
836
00:59:52,471 --> 00:59:56,430
-He was an accident.
-If he's in the garden, it counts. That's the rule.
837
00:59:56,509 --> 00:59:57,874
You are fucking crazy.
838
00:59:57,977 --> 01:00:01,105
There are no rules, okay?
We're killing people, for God's sakes!
839
01:00:01,180 --> 01:00:03,307
They're not people. They're people who hate.
840
01:00:03,382 --> 01:00:06,215
What are you talking about?
She just had bad taste.
841
01:00:06,318 --> 01:00:08,013
I didn't kill you for that haircut.
842
01:00:08,120 --> 01:00:11,487
That's a good one coming
from a fashion victim like you, you moron.
843
01:00:11,557 --> 01:00:16,119
All I'm saying is we have to think more.
Think! Hooray for us, come on, wake up!
844
01:00:16,195 --> 01:00:18,629
All right, all right!
845
01:00:23,703 --> 01:00:27,230
Let's get rid of Miss Mensa here.
846
01:00:52,364 --> 01:00:54,355
Just go to sleep, okay?
847
01:01:07,580 --> 01:01:07,847
You might recognize Heather
from the newspaper.
848
01:01:07,847 --> 01:01:09,781
You might recognize Heather
from the newspaper.
849
01:01:09,882 --> 01:01:12,407
She's the one who's suing her high school.
850
01:01:13,119 --> 01:01:16,748
That's right. The condom thing.
851
01:01:17,456 --> 01:01:20,619
That's how the press has simplified it.
852
01:01:21,127 --> 01:01:26,258
I'm suing the school because they're violating
my constitutional right to privacy...
853
01:01:26,365 --> 01:01:29,960
...by making sexual education mandatory
for graduation.
854
01:01:30,369 --> 01:01:34,635
I'm sure that's going to get you
a lot of publicity, Heather.
855
01:01:34,974 --> 01:01:40,139
But in legal terms,
your case is what we call bullshit.
856
01:01:42,548 --> 01:01:45,278
Why? That's the way things ought to be.
857
01:01:45,384 --> 01:01:50,321
Number one, the court understands
that especially in this day and age of AIDS...
858
01:01:50,556 --> 01:01:55,220
...sexual education must be mandatory
to insure the public safety.
859
01:01:55,427 --> 01:01:57,395
-No, that's not so.
-Oh, no?
860
01:01:57,463 --> 01:02:01,297
No. I don't go to those classes
and I'm perfectly safe.
861
01:02:02,434 --> 01:02:07,235
Sexual education and free condoms
sends a message to kids my age...
862
01:02:07,306 --> 01:02:10,298
...that they should be having premarital sex!
863
01:02:10,409 --> 01:02:13,242
But, Heather, you're a high school senior.
864
01:02:13,312 --> 01:02:16,406
When I was in high school, I was curious.
865
01:02:16,482 --> 01:02:18,575
-I'm sure you were.
-Shut up.
866
01:02:20,920 --> 01:02:25,016
Don't you ever have any of those feelings?
I mean, they can be really nice.
867
01:02:25,124 --> 01:02:29,959
No offence, ma'am,
but that curiosity isn't human nature.
868
01:02:31,197 --> 01:02:34,189
But rather your generation's lower standard
of morality...
869
01:02:34,300 --> 01:02:36,666
...that has put my generation at risk.
870
01:02:36,769 --> 01:02:39,533
Heather, you're not hearing me.
871
01:02:39,638 --> 01:02:42,937
No, I see a great danger in the world
and I want to stop it.
872
01:02:43,008 --> 01:02:45,533
We have to get back to family values
in this country.
873
01:02:45,644 --> 01:02:49,512
Heather, have you ever had sex?
874
01:02:49,949 --> 01:02:51,610
Luke!
875
01:02:51,684 --> 01:02:54,551
That's a very inappropriate question
for the dinner table.
876
01:02:54,653 --> 01:02:57,178
-How can you sit there, all of 17...
-17 and a half.
877
01:02:57,289 --> 01:03:00,224
...and preach to me about family values
and sexual education?
878
01:03:00,326 --> 01:03:04,456
-You don't know what it's like to have sex.
-I knew girls like you in high school.
879
01:03:04,530 --> 01:03:07,192
So stuck up
that the guys were afraid to ask you out.
880
01:03:07,333 --> 01:03:10,200
-Luke.
-You know what you need, Heather?
881
01:03:10,336 --> 01:03:14,670
You know what you really need? You need
a good stiff dick that'll shut that mouth.
882
01:03:14,740 --> 01:03:17,208
-Luke!
-Oh, shit!
883
01:03:17,309 --> 01:03:19,869
-Shut up, Luke!
-All right, I'm sorry.
884
01:03:19,979 --> 01:03:23,005
How about a glass of wine to loosen you up?
Come on.
885
01:03:23,082 --> 01:03:25,812
-I don't drink!
-One little sip ain't gonna kill you.
886
01:03:25,885 --> 01:03:27,182
What's the matter with you?
887
01:03:27,253 --> 01:03:29,517
Nothing. Let's drink and get this over with!
888
01:03:29,588 --> 01:03:32,421
-I don't think so.
-Why is he so mean?
889
01:03:33,025 --> 01:03:36,517
Let's not let Luke's little outburst
cloud the issue here.
890
01:03:36,595 --> 01:03:37,926
That's exactly it.
891
01:03:38,030 --> 01:03:41,830
Will you just cool it for a minute?
Can't you see that we've upset her?
892
01:03:43,002 --> 01:03:44,867
You'd better shut your mouth, man.
893
01:03:44,937 --> 01:03:49,033
-I'm going to walk Heather out now.
-That would be a bad idea, Jude.
894
01:03:49,108 --> 01:03:50,905
No, I want to go.
895
01:03:55,047 --> 01:03:56,742
I don't think so.
896
01:04:00,786 --> 01:04:03,050
-She's a child.
-Hitler was a child once, too.
897
01:04:03,122 --> 01:04:04,555
We're getting too emotional.
898
01:04:04,623 --> 01:04:07,786
-Funny, coming from you.
-What the hell is that supposed to mean?
899
01:04:07,893 --> 01:04:11,590
You'd better shut your mouth,
or I'll break your fucking arm, you know?
900
01:04:11,697 --> 01:04:13,062
Shut up!
901
01:04:20,773 --> 01:04:24,106
That's new, actually attacking someone
when you're facing them.
902
01:04:24,209 --> 01:04:26,074
Stop it. Stop it!
903
01:04:28,414 --> 01:04:29,438
Dick!
904
01:04:33,285 --> 01:04:34,752
-Thank you.
-We need a vacation.
905
01:04:34,820 --> 01:04:37,880
-Let me take you home.
-Figure this shit out after the break.
906
01:05:03,849 --> 01:05:07,615
What the hell do you think you're doing?
Those are mine.
907
01:05:08,787 --> 01:05:11,119
Getting rid of your lovely little borders here.
908
01:05:11,190 --> 01:05:14,819
Why don't you just put up a sign saying,
"Cemetery: bodies buried here"?
909
01:05:14,927 --> 01:05:17,088
Why don't you mind your own fucking business?
910
01:05:17,162 --> 01:05:20,620
I am minding my own business.
And you need to get your shit together.
911
01:05:20,699 --> 01:05:23,862
I've got my shit together fine,
don't worry about that.
912
01:05:26,171 --> 01:05:30,801
The travel agent's on the phone for you.
Going to Guyana over the break?
913
01:05:32,344 --> 01:05:34,676
Yes, spring break in Guyana.
914
01:05:36,782 --> 01:05:38,647
You enjoy yourself.
915
01:05:40,285 --> 01:05:43,277
-After you.
-Oh, no, after you.
916
01:05:49,128 --> 01:05:50,322
Bitch.
917
01:06:46,952 --> 01:06:48,544
Can I help you?
918
01:06:51,890 --> 01:06:54,757
Hi, I'm Sheriff Stanley.
919
01:06:55,360 --> 01:06:59,023
Are you trespassing
or just interested in olericulture?
920
01:06:59,631 --> 01:07:03,533
-What?
-Olericulture, the growing of vegetables.
921
01:07:04,303 --> 01:07:06,294
Yes, olericulture.
922
01:07:07,539 --> 01:07:11,066
-I've never tasted tomatoes this sweet.
-Thank you.
923
01:07:11,543 --> 01:07:15,809
-Is it something you put in the soil?
-No, just good topsoil.
924
01:07:16,148 --> 01:07:20,084
Got to keep the earth moving,
my grandmother always said.
925
01:07:21,386 --> 01:07:23,786
Is that why everything looks so dug up?
926
01:07:27,392 --> 01:07:28,620
It's a secret.
927
01:07:29,561 --> 01:07:33,463
Don't let it out
or everyone will start growing these things.
928
01:07:38,270 --> 01:07:40,738
Don't worry, your secret's safe with me.
929
01:07:42,074 --> 01:07:44,133
My business is almost done here.
930
01:07:46,145 --> 01:07:47,772
Your business?
931
01:07:48,113 --> 01:07:51,947
The Jenny Tyler case.
Haven't your roommates told you?
932
01:07:52,918 --> 01:07:56,149
Oh, yes, that girl.
933
01:08:00,259 --> 01:08:02,022
I think she's dead.
934
01:08:03,829 --> 01:08:05,990
There's always hope, isn't there?
935
01:08:10,836 --> 01:08:12,303
Have a good day.
936
01:08:59,969 --> 01:09:02,471
# Rain, Rain, Rain #
937
01:09:02,471 --> 01:09:07,977
# The Wicked Rain
Fallin' From The Sky #
938
01:09:09,478 --> 01:09:11,981
# Down, Down, Down #
939
01:09:11,981 --> 01:09:15,985
# Pourin' Down
Upon The Night #
940
01:09:17,987 --> 01:09:20,990
# Well, There's Just One Chance
In A Million #
941
01:09:20,990 --> 01:09:25,995
# That Someday
We'll Make It Out Alive #
942
01:09:28,497 --> 01:09:31,500
# Rain, Rain, Rain #
943
01:09:31,500 --> 01:09:35,504
# The Evil Rain
Fallin' All The Time #
944
01:09:38,007 --> 01:09:41,010
# Sun, Sun, Sun #
Damn.
945
01:09:41,010 --> 01:09:44,513
# Sun Don't Ever
Want To Shine #
946
01:09:47,016 --> 01:09:50,019
# Well, There'll Be No Light
In The Mornin' #
947
01:09:50,019 --> 01:09:54,023
# 'Less Some Peace
At Last We Find #
948
01:09:57,026 --> 01:10:00,029
# Like Prowlers
In The Darkness #
949
01:10:00,029 --> 01:10:02,031
# Can't See Our Way #
950
01:10:02,031 --> 01:10:07,036
# Proud To Make It
Through Another Day #
951
01:10:07,036 --> 01:10:09,538
# Fa-Fa-Father #
952
01:10:09,538 --> 01:10:14,043
# Why Do You Let Your Sons
Go Astray #
953
01:10:16,045 --> 01:10:18,547
# Br-Br-Brother #
954
01:10:18,547 --> 01:10:22,551
# WHY MUST WE GO ON THIS WAY #
955
01:10:25,554 --> 01:10:28,057
# There's A Storm
Up In The Distance #
956
01:10:28,057 --> 01:10:32,061
# And It Looks Like
It's Here To Stay #
957
01:10:40,452 --> 01:10:41,578
Thank you.
958
01:10:54,599 --> 01:10:57,363
We don't have a book.
959
01:10:58,303 --> 01:11:00,794
I'll have to call my publisher...
960
01:11:00,872 --> 01:11:03,807
...and have them send more
down here immediately.
961
01:11:04,776 --> 01:11:08,644
-That's the price of greatness.
-I think it's more the boredom of travel...
962
01:11:08,714 --> 01:11:13,014
...but thanks anyway for the compliment.
-No, no. You are a great man.
963
01:11:13,118 --> 01:11:17,646
I'm a loud man. But thanks again.
964
01:11:19,558 --> 01:11:22,789
Say, you guys wouldn't know...
965
01:11:22,861 --> 01:11:25,853
...where a guy could get a decent meal
around here, would you?
966
01:11:25,964 --> 01:11:26,988
Yes.
967
01:11:29,334 --> 01:11:32,326
Can you believe
that Norman Arbuthnot was at the airport?
968
01:11:32,404 --> 01:11:35,862
I'm sure it's a real bitch flying
your own private jet.
969
01:11:35,974 --> 01:11:39,068
-How many drops does Luke put in?
-I think just a few.
970
01:11:40,312 --> 01:11:41,711
Well, fuck that.
971
01:11:42,814 --> 01:11:45,180
Mr. Arbuthnot?
972
01:11:46,818 --> 01:11:48,718
Would you like to say grace?
973
01:11:53,058 --> 01:11:57,085
I didn't know people said grace anymore.
974
01:12:02,100 --> 01:12:06,400
We don't usually,
but we just thought you might be used to it.
975
01:12:06,505 --> 01:12:09,599
Oh, for God's sake, no. No.
976
01:12:10,275 --> 01:12:13,176
If anything, we ought to bow our heads...
977
01:12:13,245 --> 01:12:17,011
...and thank Paulie
for such an incredible spread.
978
01:12:22,587 --> 01:12:23,781
Bon app๏ฟฝtit.
979
01:12:25,290 --> 01:12:29,021
You know, I'm forever amused
by these people from the Christian Right...
980
01:12:29,094 --> 01:12:31,119
...who thank God for everything good...
981
01:12:31,229 --> 01:12:34,357
...and blame humankind for everything's that bad.
982
01:12:36,802 --> 01:12:37,894
May I?
983
01:12:47,112 --> 01:12:50,445
But isn't the Christian Right
your strongest supporter?
984
01:12:50,816 --> 01:12:54,877
Those people need somebody to follow,
they can't do anything on their own.
985
01:12:57,088 --> 01:12:58,316
Of course...
986
01:12:59,124 --> 01:13:03,561
...the moral majority makes up a huge contingent
of the Republican Right.
987
01:13:04,162 --> 01:13:07,188
They do. But they have very little power.
988
01:13:07,399 --> 01:13:12,098
They make most of the noise,
but the centrists do all the work.
989
01:13:12,504 --> 01:13:15,473
The extremes of both parties grab
all the headlines.
990
01:13:15,574 --> 01:13:18,407
But all the decisions are made
by the moderates.
991
01:13:21,346 --> 01:13:24,338
That seems to go
against most people's perceptions.
992
01:13:24,449 --> 01:13:26,178
Only naive people.
993
01:13:30,755 --> 01:13:34,782
I can rant and rave with the best of them.
But how else am I going to get heard?
994
01:13:34,860 --> 01:13:37,090
I'm not an elected representative.
995
01:13:37,162 --> 01:13:41,360
I'm a concerned citizen that sees
certain things wrong and wants to change them.
996
01:13:41,466 --> 01:13:44,799
-That's what's great about this county.
-But your views are extreme.
997
01:13:44,870 --> 01:13:47,703
And extreme views incite people
to extreme measures.
998
01:13:47,806 --> 01:13:50,434
I can't be responsible
for every nut case who thinks...
999
01:13:50,509 --> 01:13:52,807
...I mean something
when I mean something else.
1000
01:13:52,878 --> 01:13:57,713
Look, I admit to sometimes throwing
in some pretty outrageous arguments...
1001
01:13:57,816 --> 01:14:02,719
...to support my positions,
but, man, it's the ratings thing, you know.
1002
01:14:06,024 --> 01:14:08,891
Besides, the average citizen knows
what I'm doing.
1003
01:14:08,994 --> 01:14:10,552
What are you doing?
1004
01:14:12,030 --> 01:14:15,796
Dissent. Being the voice of dissent.
1005
01:14:16,735 --> 01:14:20,068
Jefferson, Monroe, Paine.
They were all critics.
1006
01:14:20,839 --> 01:14:23,865
Pundits, if you will, before they were the power.
1007
01:14:23,975 --> 01:14:27,035
This is excellent wine.
Willow Crest, Merlot?
1008
01:14:27,178 --> 01:14:29,169
Is that what you want, Norman?
1009
01:14:30,882 --> 01:14:33,874
Power? To be president?
1010
01:14:36,054 --> 01:14:38,921
Luke, I already have power.
1011
01:14:39,891 --> 01:14:41,256
The President?
1012
01:14:42,727 --> 01:14:44,490
He doesn't have any power.
1013
01:14:44,729 --> 01:14:48,597
He's got to answer to Congress,
to special interests, to the Court.
1014
01:14:48,700 --> 01:14:52,659
-To the people?
-To a lesser degree to the people...
1015
01:14:52,737 --> 01:14:56,070
...but I got power: one voice, one vote.
1016
01:14:56,575 --> 01:15:00,511
But your followers, they hate anyone
who disagrees with you and your opinions.
1017
01:15:00,579 --> 01:15:02,774
Followers of Nelson Mandela commit murder.
1018
01:15:02,881 --> 01:15:04,576
Followers of Gandhi killed people.
1019
01:15:04,683 --> 01:15:06,947
You compare yourself to Mandela and Gandhi?
1020
01:15:07,052 --> 01:15:08,246
No, those are great men.
1021
01:15:08,353 --> 01:15:12,551
Paulie suggested I have followers
as if I could control what people do.
1022
01:15:12,624 --> 01:15:15,855
-People do what they want to do.
-Like hate?
1023
01:15:17,929 --> 01:15:22,866
It's true. You have some harmful people
on the extreme left and the extreme right.
1024
01:15:22,934 --> 01:15:26,927
But I suggest
that the more extreme those opposites get...
1025
01:15:27,038 --> 01:15:29,097
...the more moderate this society becomes.
1026
01:15:29,207 --> 01:15:31,607
Because when you average out
all those extremes...
1027
01:15:31,710 --> 01:15:34,873
...you come up with a society
that's anchored in the middle...
1028
01:15:34,946 --> 01:15:39,940
...and that's what we all want, isn't it?
A society where all of us can live.
1029
01:15:41,152 --> 01:15:46,089
All races, all religions, all views, living together...
1030
01:15:46,925 --> 01:15:48,790
...forging ahead as one.
1031
01:15:50,328 --> 01:15:54,628
In any society, no matter how big or small,
you're going to have dissent.
1032
01:15:55,900 --> 01:16:00,303
I mean, look at the five of you.
Can you honestly say you agree on everything?
1033
01:16:06,311 --> 01:16:10,748
So how is any good supposed to get done?
1034
01:16:12,150 --> 01:16:15,483
My friend, I do not presume to know the answer
to that one.
1035
01:16:15,587 --> 01:16:17,953
All I know is you got to do the best you can do.
1036
01:16:18,023 --> 01:16:20,753
You have to be the best individual selves
you can be.
1037
01:16:20,825 --> 01:16:22,520
Otherwise, why bother, right?
1038
01:16:22,627 --> 01:16:25,289
Anything else turns the world
to pure manure.
1039
01:16:26,598 --> 01:16:28,532
I don't think you should drink that one.
1040
01:16:28,633 --> 01:16:31,329
It's been out for a little while. It's probably bad.
1041
01:16:31,436 --> 01:16:33,165
I think the wine is fine.
1042
01:16:34,773 --> 01:16:39,642
I would never be rude enough to ignore
the suggestion of a lady. Thank you, Jude.
1043
01:16:47,619 --> 01:16:50,281
It's 1909. You're in Austria.
1044
01:16:50,789 --> 01:16:54,122
And you're alone with a young artist
named Adolf Hitler.
1045
01:16:56,494 --> 01:17:01,454
Do you kill him? Do you murder him there,
even though he hasn't done anything yet?
1046
01:17:01,900 --> 01:17:05,301
Because you know
you'll save all those millions of people.
1047
01:17:20,218 --> 01:17:21,549
Absolutely not.
1048
01:17:21,653 --> 01:17:25,521
You'd let all those people die,
knowing you could do something about it?
1049
01:17:25,590 --> 01:17:27,353
I didn't say that. What I said...
1050
01:17:27,425 --> 01:17:32,385
You don't say anything. You just talk
and talk and say nothing so many times...
1051
01:17:32,497 --> 01:17:35,159
...that people think you're saying something.
1052
01:17:39,938 --> 01:17:45,103
What I would do, Luke,
if you would let me finish, is talk to the man.
1053
01:17:46,211 --> 01:17:49,840
Try to show him the error of his ways
to the best of my ability.
1054
01:17:50,615 --> 01:17:54,073
Challenge his ideas. Exchange thoughts.
1055
01:17:54,185 --> 01:17:58,019
Provoke change by intelligent debate.
1056
01:18:16,474 --> 01:18:17,964
I'll be right back.
1057
01:18:21,479 --> 01:18:23,379
I've got to get some dessert.
1058
01:18:24,415 --> 01:18:25,939
I'll help.
1059
01:18:34,125 --> 01:18:36,889
I have to get something for somebody.
1060
01:18:48,940 --> 01:18:52,398
-We are not going to do this, right?
-We got the king in our grasp.
1061
01:18:52,477 --> 01:18:56,345
Haven't you heard a word the man said?
Don't you see, he's right, we're wrong?
1062
01:18:56,447 --> 01:19:00,144
Don't tell me you're falling for that shit.
He's Satan, for Christ's sake!
1063
01:19:00,251 --> 01:19:03,743
-I don't know, he's making some sense.
-You blow like the fucking wind.
1064
01:19:03,822 --> 01:19:05,346
He's giving us a prepared speech.
1065
01:19:05,456 --> 01:19:08,857
He's so used to defending himself,
he's got an answer for everything.
1066
01:19:08,960 --> 01:19:11,690
-He is an iceman.
-Maybe we're wrong about him.
1067
01:19:11,796 --> 01:19:13,855
Maybe he does this for money and publicity.
1068
01:19:13,965 --> 01:19:16,593
You fucking imbecile, that's even worse.
1069
01:19:16,668 --> 01:19:19,262
Creating hate for money, the fucking dollar.
Come on!
1070
01:19:19,337 --> 01:19:22,431
We have Norman Arbuthnot
in the palm of our hands.
1071
01:19:42,493 --> 01:19:45,223
Can you hear yourself?
You sound like a crazy man.
1072
01:19:45,330 --> 01:19:46,854
Is it crazy to make a difference?
1073
01:19:46,965 --> 01:19:49,832
Is it crazy putting these assholes
in their places?
1074
01:19:49,901 --> 01:19:52,062
Can't you see through his shit?
1075
01:19:52,737 --> 01:19:56,173
Being full of shit is not a good enough reason
to kill him.
1076
01:19:56,241 --> 01:19:58,300
It isn't the right thing to do.
1077
01:20:02,914 --> 01:20:06,543
You guys are all turning
into the fucking Stepford wives.
1078
01:21:03,808 --> 01:21:04,008
This is getting us nowhere.
1079
01:21:04,008 --> 01:21:05,134
This is getting us nowhere.
1080
01:21:05,243 --> 01:21:08,041
I'm sorry, Luke,
but you have to have unanimous consent.
1081
01:21:08,112 --> 01:21:10,273
It's four to one that he lives.
1082
01:21:10,381 --> 01:21:14,283
I'm sorry, too, Marc,
because he's not going to fucking live.
1083
01:21:15,053 --> 01:21:17,419
And nobody is going to stop me.
1084
01:21:19,157 --> 01:21:20,886
What the fuck are you doing?
1085
01:21:21,793 --> 01:21:23,226
Oh, my God!
1086
01:21:24,762 --> 01:21:25,956
He's Hitler.
1087
01:21:26,664 --> 01:21:28,655
What are you doing with a gun?
1088
01:21:28,833 --> 01:21:32,098
He's Hitler and your deaths
won't make the world a better place...
1089
01:21:32,170 --> 01:21:35,105
...but his will, so just get out of my way.
1090
01:21:35,506 --> 01:21:38,839
-Where did you get that gun?
-The Sheriff.
1091
01:21:39,677 --> 01:21:42,475
-What sheriff?
-Oh, my God, the Sheriff!
1092
01:21:43,982 --> 01:21:46,416
-The Sheriff's missing.
-Not anymore.
1093
01:21:46,484 --> 01:21:47,678
Jesus.
1094
01:21:48,486 --> 01:21:49,851
What did you do?
1095
01:21:49,954 --> 01:21:53,754
She was on to us. She was sneaking
around back in the family plot.
1096
01:21:54,158 --> 01:21:55,853
You killed a cop!
1097
01:21:56,194 --> 01:21:57,821
You'd rather I didn't?
1098
01:21:58,029 --> 01:22:01,123
You'd rather be in jail right now,
getting corn-holed?
1099
01:22:36,467 --> 01:22:38,867
I thought we were all together on this.
1100
01:22:39,470 --> 01:22:44,134
Serious that what we were doing
was something great.
1101
01:22:45,009 --> 01:22:46,909
Now, I'm sorry she had to die...
1102
01:22:49,414 --> 01:22:51,575
...but she was in our way.
1103
01:22:55,586 --> 01:22:56,985
What are you doing?
1104
01:22:57,055 --> 01:23:00,252
Since you've completely lost it,
I'm calling the cops.
1105
01:23:01,392 --> 01:23:02,518
No!
1106
01:23:04,829 --> 01:23:05,853
Luke?
1107
01:23:06,931 --> 01:23:08,193
So shoot me.
1108
01:23:10,735 --> 01:23:12,430
No! Luke!
1109
01:23:14,405 --> 01:23:17,704
You have reachedthe Iowa Police Emergency Hotline.
1110
01:23:17,775 --> 01:23:21,711
All our officers are busy right now.Please stay on the line.
1111
01:23:22,447 --> 01:23:25,439
Your call will be answeredin the order it was received.
1112
01:23:30,839 --> 01:23:34,843
# How Gentle Is The Rain #
1113
01:23:34,843 --> 01:23:38,847
# That Falls Softly
On The Meadow #
1114
01:23:38,847 --> 01:23:41,850
# Birds High Up
In The Trees #
1115
01:23:42,350 --> 01:23:46,354
# Serenade The Flowers
With Their Melodies #
1116
01:23:46,354 --> 01:23:50,859
# Oh, See There
Beyond The Hill #
1117
01:23:50,859 --> 01:23:56,865
# The Bright Colors
Of The Rainbow #
1118
01:24:00,251 --> 01:24:01,377
Come on.
1119
01:24:01,452 --> 01:24:02,885
-Luke.
-It's okay.
1120
01:24:05,623 --> 01:24:07,614
Oh, God! Come on.
1121
01:24:49,267 --> 01:24:50,791
Are you guys okay?
1122
01:24:51,936 --> 01:24:53,028
Fine.
1123
01:24:53,137 --> 01:24:57,039
Just a little nonnuclear-family-values problem.
1124
01:24:59,677 --> 01:25:04,478
God, life gets more and more complicated
every day.
1125
01:25:10,188 --> 01:25:11,951
The weather's breaking...
1126
01:25:13,558 --> 01:25:16,823
...and I just wanted to drink a toast
to all of you guys.
1127
01:25:30,875 --> 01:25:34,072
No, don't worry.
I didn't pour the bad wine.
1128
01:25:38,916 --> 01:25:42,317
Actually, I think we could all use a drink.
1129
01:25:47,491 --> 01:25:50,983
-Aren't you going to join us?
-No, please.
1130
01:25:51,062 --> 01:25:52,893
I've had more than enough.
1131
01:25:52,997 --> 01:25:55,659
Besides I don't want you guys waking up
to the headline:
1132
01:25:55,733 --> 01:25:59,533
"Old windbag, forced to have last drink,
crashes private plane."
1133
01:26:01,038 --> 01:26:03,529
Isn't it bad luck to toast without wine?
1134
01:26:04,675 --> 01:26:06,165
Not in China.
1135
01:26:13,351 --> 01:26:16,218
Anyway, to your health.
1136
01:27:02,933 --> 01:27:06,596
You know, wherever I travelin this bountiful land of ours...
1137
01:27:06,671 --> 01:27:09,071
...the question on everybody's mindseems to be...
1138
01:27:09,140 --> 01:27:13,236
...will I make a runfor this country's highest office?
1139
01:27:14,078 --> 01:27:19,015
Well, my friends,some people would say I already have.
1140
01:27:20,751 --> 01:27:24,187
At any rate, all I would like to sayto you well-wishers out there...
1141
01:27:24,288 --> 01:27:27,257
...is that I shall dowhatever the people want me to do...
1142
01:27:27,325 --> 01:27:32,024
...because I am your humble, humble, servant.
1143
01:27:55,103 --> 01:28:00,608
# Such A Feeling
Coming Over Me #
1144
01:28:00,608 --> 01:28:05,613
# There Is Wonder
In The Things I See #
1145
01:28:05,613 --> 01:28:08,116
# Not A Cloud In The Sky #
1146
01:28:08,616 --> 01:28:11,119
# Got The Sun In My Eyes #
1147
01:28:11,119 --> 01:28:17,125
# And I Won't Be Surprised
If It's A Dream #
1148
01:28:17,125 --> 01:28:22,630
# Everything I Want
The World To Be #
1149
01:28:22,630 --> 01:28:27,635
# Is Coming True
Especially For Me #
1150
01:28:28,136 --> 01:28:30,138
# And The Reason Is Clear #
1151
01:28:30,638 --> 01:28:33,141
# It's Because You Are Here #
1152
01:28:33,141 --> 01:28:39,647
# You're The Nearest Thing
To Heaven That I've Seen #
1153
01:28:39,647 --> 01:28:41,149
# I'm On Top Of The World #
1154
01:28:41,649 --> 01:28:44,152
# Looking Down On Creation #
1155
01:28:44,152 --> 01:28:49,657
# And The Only Explanation
I Can Find #
1156
01:28:49,657 --> 01:28:52,160
# Is The Love
That I've Found #
1157
01:28:52,160 --> 01:28:55,663
# Ever Since
You've Been Around #
1158
01:28:56,164 --> 01:28:59,167
# Your Love Puts Me #
1159
01:28:59,167 --> 01:29:01,669
# On The Top Of The World #
1160
01:29:01,669 --> 01:29:04,672
# Top Of The World #
1161
01:29:05,173 --> 01:29:07,175
# Top Of The World #
1162
01:29:07,175 --> 01:29:08,676
# Top Of The World #
1163
01:29:25,193 --> 01:29:30,198
# Something In The Wind
Has Learned My Name #
1164
01:29:30,198 --> 01:29:35,203
# Telling Me That Things
Are Not The Same #
1165
01:29:35,203 --> 01:29:37,705
# It's The Leaves On The Trees #
1166
01:29:38,206 --> 01:29:40,708
# And The Touch Of The Breeze #
1167
01:29:40,708 --> 01:29:46,714
# There's A Pleasant
Sense Of Happiness For Me #
1168
01:29:46,714 --> 01:29:52,220
# There Is Only One Wish
On My Mind #
1169
01:29:52,220 --> 01:29:57,725
# When This Day Is Through
I Hope I'll Find #
1170
01:29:57,725 --> 01:30:02,730
# Tomorrow Will Be
The Same For You And Me #
1171
01:30:02,730 --> 01:30:09,237
# All I Need Will Be Mine
If You Are Here #
1172
01:30:09,237 --> 01:30:13,741
# I'm On Top Of The World
Looking Down On Creation #
1173
01:30:13,741 --> 01:30:19,247
# And The Only Explanation
I Can Find #
1174
01:30:19,247 --> 01:30:21,749
# Is The Love That I Found #
1175
01:30:21,749 --> 01:30:25,253
# Ever Since
You've Been Around #
1176
01:30:25,253 --> 01:30:28,256
# Your Love Puts Me #
1177
01:30:28,756 --> 01:30:31,259
# On The Top Of The World #
1178
01:30:31,259 --> 01:30:34,262
# Top Of The World #
1179
01:30:34,262 --> 01:30:36,764
# Top Of The World #
1180
01:30:36,764 --> 01:30:39,767
# Top Of The World #
1181
01:30:39,767 --> 01:30:42,270
# Top Of The World #
1182
01:30:42,770 --> 01:30:45,273
# Top Of The World #
1183
01:30:45,273 --> 01:30:48,276
# Top Of The World #
1184
01:30:56,284 --> 01:30:57,285
# Top Of The World #
1185
01:30:57,785 --> 01:31:01,789
# Such A Feeling Coming
Over Me Now #
1186
01:31:01,789 --> 01:31:02,790
# Top Of The World #
1187
01:31:03,291 --> 01:31:07,295
# Everything I Want
The World To Be Now #
1188
01:31:07,295 --> 01:31:09,297
# On Top Of The World #
1189
01:31:09,297 --> 01:31:12,800
# On Top
Top Of The World #
1190
01:31:12,800 --> 01:31:14,302
# Top Of The World #
1191
01:31:14,302 --> 01:31:17,805
# I'm On Top Now
I'm On The Top Now #
1192
01:31:17,805 --> 01:31:20,308
# Yeah, Top Of The World #
1193
01:31:20,308 --> 01:31:23,811
# I'm On Top, Top
Top, Top, Top #
1194
01:31:23,811 --> 01:31:24,812
# Top Of The World #
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