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Man lives in the sunlit world

of what he believes to be reality.

But... there is,

unseen by most, an underworld.

A place that is just as real

but not as brightly lit.

A dark side.

Oh, yeah, a week together

next summer would be great, Lois.

I'll run it by Bill.

How's he doing?

Oh, Bill? Oh, well, you know,

he says he doesn't feel well,

but, you know, he's always like that in between books.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, right. Can't sleep,

and he thinks every headache's the first sign of a brain tumor.

Well, I know. He'll be fine once he gets something going.

Yes.

I know, I know, I probably won't be able

to keep him down, if you know what I mean.

Mom?

Mm. Just a sec, Lois.

I want to tape Spider's Kiss, but Connie won't let me.

She says it's too gross.

It is.

Look, you guys, I am talking long-distance

with your Aunt Lois, and I do not think

this is the time for sibling rivalry, okay?

It was Dad's first book. Don't you even care?

No.

Ask your dad if you can

tape it on the VCR in his study. He'll show you how.

Okay. Good idea.

Oh, and tell him that I said to edit out all the gory stuff.

Aw, do I have ta?

Yes, you "have ta."

See?

Connie!

Oh, no, no, the kids are just squabbling again.

Well, Polly used to be able to keep them in line,

but now that she's away at school...

Oh, I don't know.

Maybe it wasn't such a good idea, after all.

How come?

Well, lately when she calls, she just seems so upset.

Yeah, I know, but it's hard on me, too.

I miss her.

I don't like having my children so far away from me.

I don't know what I'm gonna do when they're grown.

You're right.

There's always Bill, isn't there?

Booga-booga!

Hi, Jeffy.

How come you didn't get scared?

Scary is my business. I'm case-hardened.

Something wrong?

Can I watch the first hour of Spider's Kiss,

and you record the rest?

Connie's hogging everything.

Are you sure you want to watch that, champ?

It's pretty scary.

Yeah!

Oh, I really think Jeffy needs the orthodontic work now,

but you know Bill.

Oh, Lois, hold on. That's the other line.

Bill, could you get the other...?

Honey, where are those blank video tapes?

- I can't find any in the study. - -Wait.

I'm gonna put you on hold, Lois.

FEMALE CALLER Oh... Ta... Take...

Hello?

Please take...

Polly, is that you? Honey, it's Mom.

Oh.

Polly, what's wrong?

Quick, please!

Now, honey, calm down.

Whatever it is, it can't be that...

Oh, no.

Damn!

Uh, listen, Lois, I'm gonna have to call you back.

That was Polly.

Polly called?

Yeah. She sounded really upset this time.

Did she say what's wrong?

No. She hung up.

Call me back...

Yeah. Okay, I-I will. Thanks.

What?

It was Polly crying her head off, Bill.

What's wrong?

You know, it sounded like

she was saying "I want to come home."

"Please take me home."

Honey, c-calm down.

YOUNG WOMAN: Harcheran Hall.

If you want Christine the Sex Queen,

she's still in the shower, Arnie.

Could you please bring Polly Weiderman to the phone?

This is her mother.

Oh, geez.

Uh, sorry, Mrs. Weiderman. Hang on.

I found one, Daddy.

In a minute, Jeff. Go on up.

- But... - I won't forget.

Now, go on.

- Come on! Come on! Come on! - Katie!

No, Bill. You didn't hear her.

She sounded just so...

Hi, Mom.

Pol? Honey, are you all right?

All right? Are you kidding?

I just aced my bio exam,

and Ronnie Hanson asked me to the dance Saturday night.

Now you call and ask if I'm all right?

You didn't just call here a second ago crying your head off?

Heck, no!

Okay.

Uh, honey, I-I'm glad about your test and your date.

I guess it was just somebody else.

Um, Polly, I'm gonna have to call you back, okay?

Okay, Mom. Say hi to Dad.

- Yeah, I will, hon. - Bye.

She okay?

Yeah. I'd say that was an understatement.

God, I could have sworn it was Polly.

So it was a prank...

Somebody crying so hard, they dialed the wrong number,

through "a shimmering film of tears," as us writers say.

It was not a prank, Bill!

And it was not a wrong number.

It was someone in my family.

- Honey, you can't know that. - Oh, no?

If Jeffy called just crying, would you know it was him?

Yeah. Maybe. I-I guess so.

Oh.

Hello?

Mom, are you...?

Uh, did you, uh, just call here a second ago?

No, dear. Why?

Oh, well, you know these phones.

I was talking to Lois, and I lost the other line.

Well, it wasn't me, Katie.

By the way, I saw the prettiest dress...

Mom, can I call you back?

Are you all right?

Uh... no. I...

I, uh...

I have a little diarrhea, Mom.

I gotta go. Bye.

Diarrhea. That's great.

I gotta remember that when my agent calls.

This is not funny, Bill!

Is everything all right?

I don't know.

Everything's fine, honey. Your mom just got a...

a funny kind of phone call, that's all.

Go on back. Watch some tube.

Yeah. Oh, I just overreacted, honey.

Really, it's okay.

Really?

Really.

Shh.

I tell you, I knew that voice.

- If Polly's okay... - Dawn.

Come on, hon. A minute ago, you were sure it was...

I was on the phone with Lois. Mom's okay.

She's the only one left.

Bill, she's the youngest.

I-I could've mistaken her for Polly.

Oh, God, Bill, it's Dawnie.

Bill, I'm scared.

Thank you for calling AT&T.

Yeah, Operator, uh, I'm trying to reach my sister-in-law,

and the line is busy.

There may be a problem.

Could you break through, please?

What is your name, sir?

Weiderman. William Weiderman. My number is...

Not the William Weiderman?!

The one that wrote Spider's Kiss?

That-That was mine. Yes, it...

Oh, God, I just love that book.

I love all your books. I just...

I'm delighted that you did, but-but right now,

my wife is very worried about her sister.

If you could break in, please.

Of course. What's the number?

555-6169.

I'm sorry, Mr. Weiderman.

That line is not busy; it's off the hook,

- and there's no response to my signal. - Oh?

I was wondering... if I sent you my copy

of Spider's Kiss, would you...?

Why'd you hang up?

Phone's not busy; it's off the hook.

There's no response to the operator's signal.

Bill, she's out in the middle of nowhere, alone.

What do you mean, alone?

Jerry's up in Burlington on business,

and Dawn and the baby are by themselves!

Honey, something is very wrong.

Her car's here.

I don't like this.

Booga-booga.

How long have you had that?

Since last month, after all those murders in Coleville.

Didn't want to scare you and the kids.

I got a permit for it.

Let's hope the damn thing works.

Oh.

Come on.

Look at the lock.

Stay behind me.

Now I understand.

Oh, my God.

I heard some people just eat up my books,

but this is ridiculous.

Hi, Dawn.

Oh, hi.

Oh, you guys should have called.

The place is a mess.

We tried to call, Dawn,

and the operator said the phone was off the hook.

Oh, my God!

Bill, I'm sorry, the baby's teething.

I know some critics who would say he made a good choice.

Oh...

Dawn, I don't want to scare you, but, uh,

someone was at your front door, trying to force it.

Oh, gosh, no, no, that was Jerry.

I had locked us out by mistake, and he was really mad because

he didn't have his key and he had to take a whiz real bad,

so he took a screwdriver to it.

I had no trouble getting in.

Oh.

Sometimes I forget to lock it.

Oh.

Dawnie, did you call me earlier this evening?

Uh...

no, gee, no, I was... I was too busy.

I was busy with Dustin.

He kept trying to eat the fabric softener.

And then he finally got sleepy,

so I sat down to wait for your movie to come on.

Booga-booga!

You sure you're not mad at me?

Mm, no.

Not even a little.

It's just, I was so positive it was...

it was one of mine.

You know what I mean?

One of mine.

Katie, you know how sometimes you see somebody on the street

you thought you knew, turns out to be a stranger?

I can still hear those sobs.

So... lost, so heartbroken.

Well, there are soundalikes as well as lookalikes, you know.

Yeah, but you know your own.

At least I thought you did, until tonight.

Hon...

let it go.

You're a good man, Bill Weiderman.

I just hate seeing you look so tired, though.

You just hurry up and get an idea, you.

I'm trying.

I'll be up as soon as I finish this for Jeff.

I know.

I haven't seen this one for a while.

Besides, I...

I can't sleep.

I know.

But maybe I'll still be awake when you decide to come up.

That would be nice.

In just a moment, we'll be back

with Spider's Kiss.

Bill?

Hey, big guy.

Come on, it's after 2:00.

Bill...

Come on, honey, it's time to go to...

Bill.

Bill, wake up.

God...

Oh, no, not now.

Please... don't leave me.

Oh, Bill...

Oh, no.

Not now, Bill, please, I need you.

I love you so much.

Oh, no...

Oh, don't leave me now...

Hi, Mom.

Oh, hi, sweetheart.

I was just on my way in.

I was finishing up a thank-you note to your Aunt Lois.

I love you so much, Mom.

Oh...

Polly, I am so happy for you.

Jack is a good man.

Oh, thank you for letting me get married in our home.

Pol, I wouldn't have had it any other way.

And I'm glad...

that we chose this day.

Because it's right.

You still miss him, don't you?

Every day.

You'd think after ten years that the hurt would go away, but...

but now we're going to have your anniversary

to celebrate on the day of his death,

and I just know it's gonna ease the pain.

Oh... why don't you come on out and have some champagne?

Jack wants to dance with you.

All right, sweetheart.

I just want to put a stamp on this letter to Lois, okay?

Okay.

Together.

Run it by Bill.

He doesn't feel well...

He's always like that in between books...

He can't sleep, and he thinks every headache's

the first sign of a brain tumor.

I want to tape Spider's Kiss, but Connie won't let me.

I do not think this is the time for sibling rivalry, okay?

It was Dad's first book. Don't you even care?

Connie!

I don't like having my children so far away from me.

There's always Bill, isn't there?

I'm gonna put you on hold, Lois.

Oh...

Ta... Take...

Please take...

Polly, is that you? Honey, it's Mom.

Oh, quick, please...

Now, honey, calm down.

Whatever it is, it can't be that...

Take him to the hospital!

He's gonna have a heart attack!

He's gonna...

have a... heart attack!

Please, take... take...

I dialed the old number.

I dialed the old number.

So it was a prank...

Somebody crying so hard, they dialed the wrong number,

through "a shimmering film of tears," as us writers say.

It was not a prank, Bill!

And it was not a wrong number.

It was someone in my family...

family, family, family...

We're sorry,

you have reached a number that is no longer in service.

If you feel you have reached this recording in error,

please check the number and try your call again.

The dark side is always there.

Waiting for us to enter.

Waiting to enter us.

Until next time, try to enjoy the daylight.