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[ thunder crashing ]

[ drilling, sawing ]

[ electricity crackling ]

>> it's alive!

>> in a survival situation, you

Can find water inside of a Cactus.

[ shink! ]

[ funky music plays ]

>> oh, I just can't figure this Thing out.

What's a vdv anyway?

>> how about now, grandma?!

>> oh, I see, this is the port

For the hdmi jack and not the

Output for the coaxial cable Interface.

>> right it is.

>> [ australian accent ] From The makers of guitar hero comes

A new game where the fun just

Didgeri-don't stop!

Get ready for "Didgeridoo hero."

Rock amazing concerts on the

Sun-swept plains of australia...

[ didgeridoo plays ]

>> blow it!

Blow that didge!

>> do the didge!

>> you're the best, dude!

>> [ australian accent ] Master

The art of didgeridoo to

Classics like, "Ho ho the banyan

Tree," "That's not a knife," and

Metallica's "Enter sandman."

[ didgeridoo plays ]

[ glass shatters ]

[ dogs bark, cats yowls ]

[ car alarm sounds ]

Order now and get a free tube of

Aboriginee face paint made from

Iron ore and duck droppings!

[ didgeridoo plays ]

Go buy "Didgeridoo hero!"

Anyone can didgeri-do it!

>> send in the next candidate

For building the bomb.

>> great scott!

My name is dr. Emmett brown.

My résumé is in here somewhere.

>> "Attended m.I.T., inventor,

Professor."

It says here you're inventing a

Time machine?

>> not to worry.

It doesn't run on plutonium.

Definitely don't need plutonium

For the time machine.

>> your crazy hair makes you

Look smart, like einstein.

[ chuckles ]

But einstein was a jew!

>> that's why I named the dog

Einstein.

[ laughs nervously ]

>> oh, that's good.

>> I've actually been sending

Einstein on some trial runs in

The time machine that needs

Plutonium -- doesn't need

Plutonium.

I don't have a time machine.

Now let me ask you a question

About the plutonium.

Does it fit in the engine valve Of a 1982 delorean?

>> I like this guy.

>> I have a good feeling about Him, too.

Congratulations!

We have chosen you to build the Bomb!

>> great!

Let me just get that plutonium

And I'll be back in five minutes

With your bomb.

And here you go.

Here's your bomb.

Nice working with you guys!

See you later.

>> hey, this looks exactly like

The pinball machine from the

Staff lounge.

>> damn it!

>> let it be known that I died

For your -- whoa!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

>> you're not like the other Boys, edward.

>> that's because I'm actually 109 years old.

And all that time, I've been

Waiting for you, bella.

>> [ sighing ] Oh!

[ horns honking ]

Uh, do you know the speed

Limit's like 65?

>> do you know that every time

You get behind the wheel of a

Car you're driving a lethal Weapon?

>> I love you.

[ honking continues ]

>> bella says you've got crazy Powers.

That true?

>> sure is.

Try this on for size.

>> whoa! Two bits!

You should be an accountant.

You've got a real head for

Money.

>> ...And the bishop was charged

With statutory rape due to the

Girl's young age.

>> ugh, isn't that so

Disgusting?

>> meh.

>> I bet he eats dinner at 4:00.

>> cut it out, molly!

You're ruining it!

>> hello, I'm lady gaga.

Are you sick of boring,

Run-of-the-mill babysitters?

Then maybe it's time for

Goo-goo gaga, the premiere

Avant-garde babysitting service

From gaga.

The evening's entertainment

Begins with song, dance, and

Tribal masks.

When you return home, you'll

Find your baby sleeping soundly,

Dangling from the ceiling,

Covered in menstrual blood.

I'm wearing a diaper made of

Dirty angel farts.

Ooh la la.

Goo-goo gaga.

>> there are sides to me that

You'll never understand.

>> more of your favorite fried

Pterodactyl, fred?

>> yabba dabba...

>> yes or no.

[ flying saucer hums ]

[ crash! ]

>> hello, I'm the great gazoo!

>> aah!

I-I-it's a god!

It's a green god!

H-here, take her!

Take my wife!

[ yoink! ]

>> please, there are children Present.

>> he wants our children!

Forgive me, betty!

>> whoa, whoa!

I'm no roman polanski.

>> then let this animal

Sacrifice appease your holy Rage!

>> [ barks, gurgles ]

>> I-I just wanted to go on Adventures.

>> our god is weak!

Kill it! Kill it!

>> [ crying ]

What an unfitting end for such

An important peripheral Character.

>> yabba dabba [bleep] You!

>> [ straining ]

[ funky music plays ]

[ cheering ]

[ laughter ]

>> you ever notice how red bone

Marrow performs hematopoiesis

Like this --

[ dainty voice ] Oh, I'm eating

A little bit of blood.

I'll have a little of that.

[ normal voice ] But brown bone

Marrow performs hematopoiesis

Like this!

[ aggressive voice ] Oh!

Oh, yeah!

[ munching ]

[ telephone rings ]

>> chuck!

It's your cousin, marvin berry.

You know that new sound you've

Been looking for?

Well, listen to this!

>> that's "Johnny b. Goode"!

I just laid it down last week!

Mother [bleep] Stole my song!

Keep him there!

I'm 15 minutes away!

[ receiver slams ]

[ door slams ]

>> chuck?

You gonna pee on me or what?

>> and if one of your kids

Accidentally sets fire to the Living room rug --

>> who's the mother [bleep]

Been stealin' my songs?!

>> chuck berry?!

>> how the [bleep] Do you know My name, man?!

>> you're only one of the

Biggest rock stars in history.

>> mm, really?

>> oh, hey, there.

How you doin', young lady?

>> [ moans ]

[ twinkle! ]

>> all right!

>> oy, my tuchas!

Ethel! Ethel!

>> oh, shlomo, shlomo!

You won't believe this tsuris!

We've got moths!

>> oy...Vey.

[ funky music plays ]

>> are you a dog?

[ dog barks inquisitively ]

How many times has this happened To you?

You're out on the street.

Then a dog you know walks by.

But before you can finish your

Conversation, your owner drags You away.

Not anymore.

[ dog barks inquisitively ]

Veringular announces the new Dogphone.

[ dogs barking ]

[ dog barking ]

[ dog barking ]

[ dogs barking ]

And that's not all.

Dogphone now comes with free Voicemail.

>> you have 37 messages.

[ beep ]

[ dog barking ]

Veringular -- bringing dogs Together.

[ engine roaring ]

[ crash! ]

[ dolphin chatters, gasps ]

[ monitor beeps ]

>> [ gasps ]

Not so [bleep] Smart now, are We?

I am going baaaaack to the sea!

Back to the sea!

[ thunder crashes ]

>> great scott!

I'm all out of plutonium.

How am I ever going to generate

Enough gigawatts to get home Again?

Great scott!

Can you turn that up?

>> ♪ jiggawhat? ♪

♪ jiggawho? ♪

>> is that huey lewis?

>> no, man.

>> chuck berry?

Zz top, maybe?

>> that's jay-z, man.

>> that's famous enough for me.

And apparently he's got the

Gigawatts I need!

>> it's the roc!

Yeah.

>> with the doc!

>> ♪ jigga on the future flow ♪

♪ got you unravelin' ♪

♪ you stuck in the present ♪

♪ jigga time-travelin' ♪

♪ "J" on that next-ish ♪

♪ you move slow-mo ♪

♪ came out the lexus ♪

♪ hopped in the de-lo ♪

♪ movin' so fast ♪

♪ you be askin', "Why, kid?" ♪

♪ go back in the past ♪

♪ love your moms Like mcfly did ♪

>> ♪ rappers better head home ♪

♪ else it'll be a massacre ♪

♪ all you got's a microphone ♪

>> ♪ we got flux capacitor ♪

>> ♪ you can let a gun blow ♪

♪ oh, but you'll never test

Shawn we already know, got ♪

>> ♪ bulletproof vests on ♪

>> ♪ you can never catch us ♪

♪ you be movin' so slow ♪

>> ♪ we escaped the libyans ♪

>> ♪ going double ocho ♪

♪ yeah ♪

♪ done that, been there ♪

♪ all over the timeline ♪

♪ two m.C.'s squared equals "E,"

Dog, einstein ♪

[ dog barks ]

That dog okay?

>> he's more of a guinea pig Than a dog.

>> yo, "B," hit 'em with that Futuristic hook!

>> ♪ our future's bri-I-I-ght ♪

>> so hot!

>> ♪ your future's no-o-o-ot ♪

>> great scott!

>> ♪ we got those jumpin',

Jumpin', jumpin' jiggawatts ♪

>> ♪ jiggawatts ♪

>> jiggawatt?

>> ♪ we're hotter than ♪

>> ♪ 1.21 ♪

>> that's a lot! [ laughs ]

>> ♪ we've got those jumpin',

Jumpin', jumpin' jiggawatts ♪

>> ♪ jiggawatt? Jiggawho? ♪

>> ♪ invested my money right ♪

♪ there's nothin' I can't afford ♪

♪ you can try to skate through Life ♪

♪ hova got a hoverboard ♪

♪ so crisp, take a whiff ♪

♪ rock my calvin's on tour ♪

♪ you be smellin' like biff ♪

>> whoa! I hate manure!!

>> ♪ fulfill my density ♪

♪ now we in the trigger spot ♪

>> jay, time to hit me!

>> ♪ I'll give you all the

Jiggawatts ♪

[ thunder crashes ]

Yeah, jigga.

I know who's gonna win the nba

Championship in 2035.

You may not even be alive.

[ laughs ]

I know your grandkids'

Grandkids.

I'm so official!

>> ♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪

♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪

♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk

Bawk bawk ♪

♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪

♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪

♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk

Bawk bawk ♪

♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪

♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪

♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk

Bawk bawk ♪

Ba-gawk! Bawk.