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‐ [Woman On Phone] Yeah, but are you starving?

‐ No, I'm not starving.

It's the juice every two hours one.

‐ [Woman On Phone] Is it any good?

‐ Yeah, the beet juice can pretty much go fuck itself,

but the nut milk horchata's actually really delicious.

It's the last one.

Yeah.

You are? I'm not gonna have time.

Oh, I am gonna get waxed though.

‐ [Woman On Phone] Anything special?

‐ Yeah, a little landing strip.

In case there's a little pilot

that wants to land

his plane

or her plane.

‐ [Woman On Phone] Sure.

‐ I'm not picky. It's Palm Springs.

‐ [Woman On Phone] I'm on my period.

‐ Have you heard of this DIY facial you can do

with your own menstrual blood?

‐ [Woman On Phone] Really?

‐ Yeah, you kind of plop some on

and it regenerates your face.

‐ [Woman On Phone] How?

‐ It's because of stem cells or something.

Basically like, little babies on your face.

‐ [Woman On Phone] Um, ew.

‐ Yeah.

It just lifts and tightens.

‐ [Woman On Phone] Ew. I'll try it.

‐ I feel like

my face is melting off of my face.

Do you know what I'm talking about?

‐ [Woman On Phone] I do.

‐ Like I had a face

and it was up on my face,

and now it's melting.

‐ [Woman On Phone] It's not. You're gorgeous.

‐ Hang on, I'm gonna put you on speaker.

‐ [Woman On Phone] Okay, cool. (tense music)

Are you wearing a two‐piece in Palm Springs?

Hello?

‐ No, I'm not gonna wear a two‐piece in Palm Springs.

‐ [Woman On Phone] Oh my God, I'm so jealous.

I have like, 16 one piece suits, stupid.

‐ Have you seen Mindy? She looks amazing.

She basically had a baby yesterday.

‐ [Woman On Phone] I am so happy for her.

(mask beeps)

‐ Weird.

Yeah, her body is incredible.

I'm so happy for her.

Ugh, God, my mask is like‐

‐ [Woman On Phone] Are you doing your light thingy?

(mask beeps)

You know, you're supposed to do that in the morning.

‐ Hang on.

Something is going on.

‐ [Woman On Phone] What is happening over there?

‐ I'm gonna call you later.

‐ [Woman On Phone] Wait, are you okay?

‐ Yeah, I love you.

‐ [Woman On Phone] I love you, Palm Springs!

‐ Whoo, Palm Springs! Okay, bye.

‐ [Woman On Phone] Bye.

(mask beeps)

‐ Fuck.

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Oh, fuck.

Oh my God.

(woman groans)

God.

(woman screams)

What is that smell?

It's my face.

It's my face!

(woman screams)

♪ So beautiful. ♪

Oh, I look amazing.

I glow.

♪ You're gonna be so jealous when you see me. ♪

(woman screams)

You're gonna think you

time traveled.

♪ Yes, to 2005. ♪

♪ Young and beautiful. ♪

‐ Here it is.

‐ Yo, Phillips. I dare you to knock.

‐ Hell, no.

‐ That's weak.

‐ You do it, then. ‐ I would.

‐ Oh, you would?

‐ I'll do it. ‐ Oh, shit.

‐ My mom said it's not a monster like everyone says.

(tense music)

(door knocks)

‐ [Woman] Come in!

‐ Hello?

‐ [Woman] Yeah, come on in. Don't be shy.

That's it.

Hi!

‐ Hey.

‐ [Woman] Oh, you have beautiful skin.

Your skin has not one wrinkle.

‐ What?

‐ [Woman] I want your face.

(girl screams)

I'm gonna need your face.

(girl screams)

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