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♪♪♪

(haunting music)

Woman: With this light...

I summon the spirit of my true love.

I summon the spirit of my true love.

(voice shaking) I summon the spirit of my true love!

(eerie music)

(gasps) Jake.

Jake?

(glass squeaking)

‐Who are you? ‐Audrey, it's me! Kyle Crabbe!

From the fifth grade!

We made out in Rebecca Johnson's closet.

Man, it was the best.

You said I kissed like a German Shepherd.

Ruff!

Kyle Crabbe?

Who used to put bugs in my desk?

Well, they were ladybugs.

Because you were my lady.

Ohh, I never stopped thinking about you, you know.

Even after the mob took out a hit on me.

(snickers) I'm just kidding.

I choked on an Everything bagel. Agh.

Anyway, I'm so glad you summoned me.

Guess it's true what they say‐‐

Death cannot stop true love, huh?

Ooh! Do I spy M&M's cookie‐‐

‐(glass clinks) ‐Ow!

Those are for Jake! Not you!

Jake Stone is my true love!

Uh... obviously the universe begs to differ.

But that's okay, 'cause I have

‐all of eternity to convince you. ‐(screams) No!

(glass shatters, Audrey gasps)

(haunting music)

(door creaks)

This is called "Ladybug."

There are nine verses.

(strums guitar, Audrey screams)

Kyle: ♪ Ladybug, lady bird, lady beetle ♪

♪ I'd keep you in a jar if it weren't illegal ♪

♪ I would die again to see your hidden wings ♪

♪ You don't like your spots to be seen ♪

♪ I could count them for eternity ♪

♪ I've adored you ever since elementary ♪

♪ Girl, you better focus your antennae ♪

♪ 'Cause you don't want my lovin' to get away ♪

♪ Rebecca Johnson's closet is waiting ♪

Ruff!