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(intensifying whooshing)

‐ [Girl] I am crushing this meditation retreat.

Like this is some hardcore adulting.

I feel so zen.

What a deep and meaningful experience.

I can't wait to post about it.

(loud breathing)

What the hell is wrong with this dude?

Who actually breathes like that?

His spit particle germs are getting on me!

Am I gonna get sick?

Girl, just breathe,

you got this.

(deep sighing)

I am so bored.

How long 'till lunch?

Mm, I would hit that.

Oh, my God.

Can he read my mind?

Uh, who's this chick?

Are they talking about me?

Am I in trouble?

What the hell is going on?

This place is sketchy.

Last time I sign up

for a random meditation retreat online.

(deep breathing)

I need some air.

(intensifying background noise)

(bells dinging)

Is this a freaking cult?

(quick clapping)

What the fu‐‐

I've gotta get out of here.

I am so lost.

I swear, the entrance is this way.

Is that tree glaring at me?

(loud whooshing)

I'm so hungry.

Am I gonna starve to death in the woods?

Would my cat even care?

Are they following me?

Am I going crazy?

(quick heavy breathing)

(loud whooshing)

It's okay.

You're safe now.

(bells lightly dinging)

(intensifying buzzing)

Don't

freak

out.

(loud groaning in background) (bells dinging)

(heavy sighing)

This feels incredible.

Girl, you are totally safe.

This isn't a cult.

Stupid anxiety.

It was all in your head.

‐ [Teacher] I'm in your head.

(loud gasping)

(bell lightly dinging)