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Oh, my God. This is amazing.

Don't move. Now smile.

‐(shutter clicks) ‐That is so cute.

I'm gonna post it. Hashtag "bath time."

Hashtag... Hashtag "little old man..."

(voice continues indistinct)

‐You shouldn't post that. ‐Hmm?

If you post it, he's gonna come for you.

Who's gonna come for me?

Monstagram.

Monstagram? Who's Monstagram?

The monster that lives in the Internet.

If you share something that should be private and he hates it,

then he kills you.

Honey, that's impossible.

No, you're not listening.

Monstagram is big and yucky

and has big squishy hands that can kill you

and also a duck on his back that can also kill you.

Sweetie, a duck could never kill me.

And I post all the time,

so I think I would have met him by now.

No, because he only comes if your share gets 100 likes.

And you've never gotten that.

Well, I guess we'll see, won't we?

Wait!

Look, sweetie, I know it's scary

that Mommy is always sharing pictures of you with strangers,

but when Mommy had you, she had to give up...

Just let Mommy be creative

and do her thing, okay?

It's the least you can do.

Oh, my God.

We're about to hit a hundred.

100.

See how popular we are?

Nothing scary about that.

(roars)

Monstagram.

(roars)

‐Oh! ‐Aah!

(quacks)

Monstagram!