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You still haven't left?
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Oh, not until I finish
entering this data.
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Okay. Well, I'm off.
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Have a good one.
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There.
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Look how late it is.
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Shutting down
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Which one?!
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S-Sorry.
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I've been living alone
for three years.
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Asahi Supermarket
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Work keeps me busy every day.
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Asahi Supermarket
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Luminous Asahi
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I don't have time to do chores.
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Kosugi
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I'm home.
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So, I bought an appliance.
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Welcome home, Takuma-sama.
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A housekeeping robot.
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H-Home again.
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#01 An Appliance Became My Wife
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But she's a secondhand,
bargain housekeeping robot,
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whose functionality is limited
to dishwashing and food prep.
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As long as I put food in the fridge,
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she'll prepare a recipe randomly chosen
from her registry at preset times of day.
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But you know what?
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She may be a home appliance, but having
someone making food for me is kinda nice.
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I wonder if this is how
it'd be to have a wife.
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It's so nice.
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Makes me wanna hit on you.
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Mina-chan.
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Yes?
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What's for dinner today?
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Omelet rice.
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Omelet rice...
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It is a dish you like, Takuma-sama.
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Yeah, that's true.
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You remember
that sort of info too, huh?
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But you're what
I like best, Mina-chan.
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Think you'd be okay
with being my wife?
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J-Just kidding.
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W-Will you make something
as a side dish, too?
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Very well.
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I guess it's like talking
to a clever rice cooker.
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Ridiculous.
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Takuma-sama.
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The omelet rice is ready.
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Right.
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LOVE Takuma
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Mina
CL Type
Instruction
Manual
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I pored over the manual, but there
was nothing in there about it.
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Maybe it's a hidden feature?
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LOVE Takuma
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She's secondhand, so maybe a former
owner modded her programming.
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It is 11:30.
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I will prepare lunch.
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LOVE Takuma
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It is a dish you like, Takuma-sama.
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In any case, I couldn't just sit there.
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I'll help!
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Please be seated and wait, Takuma-sama.
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I can handle fried eggs.
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The recipe is called "rolled omelet."
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Two 5mm pieces of shell fell in.
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Really?
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Really.
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Okay, time to cook.
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Just a moment, please.
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First, you mix in the seasoning.
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And the frying pan
has not been oiled.
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O-Oh...
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Please do not pour in
all the egg at once.
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Huh? Why not?
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You are overcooking it.
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You think so?
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I think I should
brown it a little more.
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Ow!
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M-Mina-chan?
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Please be seated...
and wait, Takuma-sama.
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O-Okay.
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Once,
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there was a time when I dated a girl.
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But in the end, it didn't work out.
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Since then, I'd given up on love.
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I'd given up...
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But...
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W-Want some help with the dishes?
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I am fine. Please be
seated, Takuma-sama.
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I will be finished in 32 seconds.
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U-Um, Mina-chan?
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Yes?
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U-Um...
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What sort do you prefer?
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I do not know. I have no eating function.
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I don't mean food.
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Um, the omelet...
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About that...
omelet rice from last night.
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LOVE Takuma
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Why did you...
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Was there something wrong with it?
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No, uh...
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It was so delicious!
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I see. Good.
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Will you make it again?
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Very well.
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Was that real love?
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Or just some feature?
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I can't sleep.
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Wait a minute.
What do I even mean, "love"?
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She's just a home appliance!
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Takuma-sama.
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Huh? You're not in sleep mode?
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Please tell me what you prefer.
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For tomorrow's menu?
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It can be random.
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What do you prefer?
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I like all the recipes
you have registered.
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Is there anything else?
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No. Like I said, all the recipes...
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What sort do you prefer?
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I...
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I like you.
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I like you... the best.
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Very well.
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Takuma-sama.
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Your meal is ready.
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I have a treat for you today.
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It is your favorite.
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Broiled Mina head.
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No, no!
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That's not what I...
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Takuma-sama.
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Good morning.
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M-Morning.
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From my menu list, I chose dried
mackerel and natto with miso soup.
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Should it be a different selection?
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N-No.
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Sure, I'll eat it.
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Very well.
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Mina-chan.
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Yesterday, I said I like you.
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But that doesn't mean I want
to cook you and eat you, okay?
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Very well.
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That was great.
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Takuma-sama.
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My body is composed chiefly
of metal and resin.
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It would be toxic, no matter
how it was prepared.
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Even if you do wish to
eat me, please refrain.
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Sure.
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I'm home.
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Welcome home, Takuma-sama.
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What am I doing?
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Robots don't have likes or dislikes.
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Living alone is the saddest thing ever.
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I need to give up on this stuff.
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And get past Mina-chan.
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Get past...
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I wonder if she likes me.
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Does she, or not?
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It'd be great if she did.
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Takuma-sama,
you are drinking too much.
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Your appropriate intake of
beer is two 500ml cans.
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What can I do? I wanna drink.
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Please drink an equivalent
amount of water.
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I-I can't drink that much.
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Please drink.
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Like I said, I can't—
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You must try.
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M-Mina-chan,
get me another beer.
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Very well.
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Takuma-sama.
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We are out of beer.
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Really?
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Mina...
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Yes?
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Mina-chan.
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What is it?
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How do you feel about me?
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What am I to you?
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You are my husband.
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Huh?!
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Wh-Why?
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You told me before
to become your wife.
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Becoming a wife means entering
into a marital relationship.
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You're what
I like best, Mina-chan.
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Think you'd be okay
with being my wife?
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I looked it up online.
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Was this incorrect?
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I will check again.
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N-No, wait, wait!
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It's not wrong! Don't recheck!
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Then is it acceptable
that I am your wife?
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Sure! Sure!
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What now?
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I'm insanely happy she
considers us married.
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Feels like I'm losing my mind.
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What things should a wife do?
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Like, spend time with me, make
miso soup for me every day...
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That seems no different
from what I usually do.
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True.
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Is there anything else?
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I'd like to do chores, too.
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Why?
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I want us... to share... stuff.
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Let me... do half the...
cooking and chores.
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I do not advise that.
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According to my log file, that would mean
a significant drop in work efficiency.
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Yeah, but...
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You appear to be transitioning
into a sleep state.
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I will lay out your futon.
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Mina-chan. Mina-chan.
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Yes?
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Get in with me.
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Why?
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Married people sleep together.
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I do not advise that.
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Okay?
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For high-quality sleep, you
need to have adequate space.
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Mina-chan.
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Mina-chan.
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Together...
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Together...
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Mina-chan.
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Yes?
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Your eyes are scary.
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Close them.
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Very well.
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Oh man...
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Are you all right?
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If you have symptoms such as nausea,
dizziness, or difficulty breathing,
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it could be an indication
of alcohol poisoning.
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No, I'm okay.
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There's a girl sleeping
in the same futon as me.
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Wow, it makes me horny.
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What does "horny" mean?
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Never mind, never mind.
It's time for sleep.
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Very well.
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Takuma-sama, are you in a
state of sexual arousal?
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You mean you did an online search?
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I did.
242
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Well, don't!
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Your breathing seems to be in distress.
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Is there anything I can do?
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I'll be fine.
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Just having you
next to me makes me, uh...
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Super happy.
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Very well.
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I got so drunk that I did something crazy!
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I remember everything!
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Good morning.
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Breakfast is ready.
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Yeah, good morning, Mina-ch—
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What's up with your eyes?
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What about them?
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Are you sleepy?
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I do not require sleep.
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Yeah, but...
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My vision units are delicate.
Please do not touch them.
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Ow!
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Ow, ow, ow!
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D-Did something break?!
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I am functioning
normally. No issues.
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Are you angry?
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Takuma-sama, are you feeling well?
266
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There is a possibility of "hangover".
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Come to think of it, I'm fine.
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Maybe because of
all that water I drank.
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Alley-oop.
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Mina-chan.
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What is it?
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Last night when I said
your eyes were scary,
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you were staring at me
from inches away...
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and what I meant was,
it made my heart pound.
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You have very pretty eyes, so...
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Today's breakfast is grilled salmon,
miso soup with basket clams,
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boiled spinach with soy sauce,
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and rice.
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I gladly accept.
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LOVE Takuma
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Mina-chan.
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Yes?
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It's delicious.
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Good.
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Prohibited
The use of open
flames and dangerous
substances is
strictly prohibited.
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Next time.
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#02 I Went Outdoors with My Wife
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I went outdoors with my wife.
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