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You still haven't left?

Oh, not until I finish entering this data.

Okay. Well, I'm off.

Have a good one.

There.

Look how late it is.

Shutting down

Which one?!

S-Sorry.

I've been living alone for three years.

Asahi Supermarket

Work keeps me busy every day.

Asahi Supermarket

Luminous Asahi

I don't have time to do chores.

Kosugi

I'm home.

So, I bought an appliance.

Welcome home, Takuma-sama.

A housekeeping robot.

H-Home again.

#01 An Appliance Became My Wife

But she's a secondhand, bargain housekeeping robot,

whose functionality is limited to dishwashing and food prep.

As long as I put food in the fridge,

she'll prepare a recipe randomly chosen from her registry at preset times of day.

But you know what?

She may be a home appliance, but having someone making food for me is kinda nice.

I wonder if this is how it'd be to have a wife.

It's so nice.

Makes me wanna hit on you.

Mina-chan.

Yes?

What's for dinner today?

Omelet rice.

Omelet rice...

It is a dish you like, Takuma-sama.

Yeah, that's true.

You remember that sort of info too, huh?

But you're what I like best, Mina-chan.

Think you'd be okay with being my wife?

J-Just kidding.

W-Will you make something as a side dish, too?

Very well.

I guess it's like talking to a clever rice cooker.

Ridiculous.

Takuma-sama.

The omelet rice is ready.

Right.

LOVE Takuma

Mina CL Type Instruction Manual

I pored over the manual, but there was nothing in there about it.

Maybe it's a hidden feature?

LOVE Takuma

She's secondhand, so maybe a former owner modded her programming.

It is 11:30.

I will prepare lunch.

LOVE Takuma

It is a dish you like, Takuma-sama.

In any case, I couldn't just sit there.

I'll help!

Please be seated and wait, Takuma-sama.

I can handle fried eggs.

The recipe is called "rolled omelet."

Two 5mm pieces of shell fell in.

Really?

Really.

Okay, time to cook.

Just a moment, please.

First, you mix in the seasoning.

And the frying pan has not been oiled.

O-Oh...

Please do not pour in all the egg at once.

Huh? Why not?

You are overcooking it.

You think so?

I think I should brown it a little more.

Ow!

M-Mina-chan?

Please be seated... and wait, Takuma-sama.

O-Okay.

Once,

there was a time when I dated a girl.

But in the end, it didn't work out.

Since then, I'd given up on love.

I'd given up...

But...

W-Want some help with the dishes?

I am fine. Please be seated, Takuma-sama.

I will be finished in 32 seconds.

U-Um, Mina-chan?

Yes?

U-Um...

What sort do you prefer?

I do not know. I have no eating function.

I don't mean food.

Um, the omelet...

About that... omelet rice from last night.

LOVE Takuma

Why did you...

Was there something wrong with it?

No, uh...

It was so delicious!

I see. Good.

Will you make it again?

Very well.

Was that real love?

Or just some feature?

I can't sleep.

Wait a minute. What do I even mean, "love"?

She's just a home appliance!

Takuma-sama.

Huh? You're not in sleep mode?

Please tell me what you prefer.

For tomorrow's menu?

It can be random.

What do you prefer?

I like all the recipes you have registered.

Is there anything else?

No. Like I said, all the recipes...

What sort do you prefer?

I...

I like you.

I like you... the best.

Very well.

Takuma-sama.

Your meal is ready.

I have a treat for you today.

It is your favorite.

Broiled Mina head.

No, no!

That's not what I...

Takuma-sama.

Good morning.

M-Morning.

From my menu list, I chose dried mackerel and natto with miso soup.

Should it be a different selection?

N-No.

Sure, I'll eat it.

Very well.

Mina-chan.

Yesterday, I said I like you.

But that doesn't mean I want to cook you and eat you, okay?

Very well.

That was great.

Takuma-sama.

My body is composed chiefly of metal and resin.

It would be toxic, no matter how it was prepared.

Even if you do wish to eat me, please refrain.

Sure.

I'm home.

Welcome home, Takuma-sama.

What am I doing?

Robots don't have likes or dislikes.

Living alone is the saddest thing ever.

I need to give up on this stuff.

And get past Mina-chan.

Get past...

I wonder if she likes me.

Does she, or not?

It'd be great if she did.

Takuma-sama, you are drinking too much.

Your appropriate intake of beer is two 500ml cans.

What can I do? I wanna drink.

Please drink an equivalent amount of water.

I-I can't drink that much.

Please drink.

Like I said, I can't—

You must try.

M-Mina-chan, get me another beer.

Very well.

Takuma-sama.

We are out of beer.

Really?

Mina...

Yes?

Mina-chan.

What is it?

How do you feel about me?

What am I to you?

You are my husband.

Huh?!

Wh-Why?

You told me before to become your wife.

Becoming a wife means entering into a marital relationship.

You're what I like best, Mina-chan.

Think you'd be okay with being my wife?

I looked it up online.

Was this incorrect?

I will check again.

N-No, wait, wait!

It's not wrong! Don't recheck!

Then is it acceptable that I am your wife?

Sure! Sure!

What now?

I'm insanely happy she considers us married.

Feels like I'm losing my mind.

What things should a wife do?

Like, spend time with me, make miso soup for me every day...

That seems no different from what I usually do.

True.

Is there anything else?

I'd like to do chores, too.

Why?

I want us... to share... stuff.

Let me... do half the... cooking and chores.

I do not advise that.

According to my log file, that would mean a significant drop in work efficiency.

Yeah, but...

You appear to be transitioning into a sleep state.

I will lay out your futon.

Mina-chan. Mina-chan.

Yes?

Get in with me.

Why?

Married people sleep together.

I do not advise that.

Okay?

For high-quality sleep, you need to have adequate space.

Mina-chan.

Mina-chan.

Together...

Together...

Mina-chan.

Yes?

Your eyes are scary.

Close them.

Very well.

Oh man...

Are you all right?

If you have symptoms such as nausea, dizziness, or difficulty breathing,

it could be an indication of alcohol poisoning.

No, I'm okay.

There's a girl sleeping in the same futon as me.

Wow, it makes me horny.

What does "horny" mean?

Never mind, never mind. It's time for sleep.

Very well.

Takuma-sama, are you in a state of sexual arousal?

You mean you did an online search?

I did.

Well, don't!

Your breathing seems to be in distress.

Is there anything I can do?

I'll be fine.

Just having you next to me makes me, uh...

Super happy.

Very well.

I got so drunk that I did something crazy!

I remember everything!

Good morning.

Breakfast is ready.

Yeah, good morning, Mina-ch—

What's up with your eyes?

What about them?

Are you sleepy?

I do not require sleep.

Yeah, but...

My vision units are delicate. Please do not touch them.

Ow!

Ow, ow, ow!

D-Did something break?!

I am functioning normally. No issues.

Are you angry?

Takuma-sama, are you feeling well?

There is a possibility of "hangover".

Come to think of it, I'm fine.

Maybe because of all that water I drank.

Alley-oop.

Mina-chan.

What is it?

Last night when I said your eyes were scary,

you were staring at me from inches away...

and what I meant was, it made my heart pound.

You have very pretty eyes, so...

Today's breakfast is grilled salmon, miso soup with basket clams,

boiled spinach with soy sauce,

and rice.

I gladly accept.

LOVE Takuma

Mina-chan.

Yes?

It's delicious.

Good.

Prohibited The use of open flames and dangerous substances is strictly prohibited.

Next time.

#02 I Went Outdoors with My Wife

I went outdoors with my wife.