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Hello.
Hello.

How's work?

Good.

Don't touch.

And this?

From your father.

Damn.

Every year, the same.

A hint?

If I call him...

Hello everyone and welcome

to a new edition
of "We're Not Crazy,"

your favorite segment
that I do with "We Are Awesome."

As you know,
we just got the news

that a well-known gamer,
and we all know who it is,

has just left
social media for mental health.

It's obvious...

What is Luc doing here?

Mikel called him
because of Fargan.

Didn't you hear?
No.

Come.

Look.

You all know the problems
I've had with anxiety.

I want you to be
the first to know

that this will be my last stream.

At least for now.
For now, okay?

Damn, that sucks.

Yeah, but if he was struggling...

Yeah.

It might not be...

I know today isn't a good day.
I won't take up much of your time.

Yeah.

If you were the brand
and got this proposal,

what would you think?

That it captures
the essence of the product. Recycled fibers.

It does connect to the product.

So much that the brand will say
the product isn't visible.

Didn't I teach you anything?

But there's a vision.

Which is what they asked for.

Who made them?

How many followers do they have?

I made them.

Didn't you want to be creative?
Not anymore.

You don't take me seriously.
Because you always change your mind.

I have almost 10,000 followers.
That's nothing.

If you want to be talented,
get it together.

You need to be active, post,

create content. I do.

But there's no voice.

Why don't you think about it?

If people keep leaving you,
you need new voices.

Right?

Get to work.

What are you doing?

Don't start sharing my things.

You know how much I value my privacy.
Don't.

What's for lunch?
Chickpea stew.

And this?
A gift.

Looks great.

Should I take it to the table?
Yes.

This is delicious, mom.

How's the novel going?

It's going.

Good.
Don't you want to tell me?

It's a bit delicate, I need time
for ideas to come to me.

Yeah, I feel the same way.

- Is it new?

Weren't they paying you little?

Dad gave it to me.

What?

What?
I don't know.

Me neither.

How's Guillem?

Good.
Really?

Busy with the shop.

But you're both good?
Yes.

I'm also very busy
with my thesis, work...

my personal project...

Yeah. The thesis is important, but...

finding time
to be together is too.

Yeah, we do.

I'm glad.

I play with unnoticed textures.

Like repeating fractals. That's why so close up.

They're really cool.

It's for a line
of eco-friendly clothing.

I play with the idea that in nature
every detail can be important,

if you know how to look.

The concept is very strong.

Núria, look.

Guess which one we tried
the other day in the shop.

Don't say anything.

It's this one.
No.

This is from 2013.

Seriously, you can't tell?
No.

Did you make it?

No, my family did.

She handles like someone
is chasing us.

Look.

What will you record? Her horns?

Or her balls?

What are you doing?

Where are we going?

That's enough.

Come on, come!

It's frozen, isn't it?

It's delicious!

Did you like
the baked rice?

Yes, a lot. It was very good.

- You sautéed the rice.
- Of course, the way you like it.

Don't you know how to make baked rice?
Yes.

My mom taught me.

You've never made it for me.

Yeah.

Who saved room for dessert?

The dessert!
Dessert and the dessert surprise.

We remembered, grandpa.

You thought we forgot?

- Blow, honey.
Blow and make a wish.

- 84 years already, damn.
- 84.

You cut it.

Answer, honey.

Talk, we'll wait.
No, I'll call later.

A big piece, okay?
No, just a little.

- For Guillem.
- For grandpa.

- For grandpa, a small piece.
- Why is that?

Is this for me?
I thought it was for my dad.

- You said you wanted a little!
Do you want more?

No, this is fine.

- Honey, bring the cognac.
- What?

- I've quit smoking.
Dad...

Do we have to die saints or what?

- Come on, I'll join too.
- Two cognacs.

What do you sell the most?

In the end, artisan wines.

And work, is it good?

Yes, it's good.

And are you good?
Very good.

You don't look very happy.

What are you talking about? No, I'm very good.

And with the girl?

They're very fun.

Will you take care of me like this when I'm older?

I'll put you in a home the second you blink.

What were you talking about with your mother?

I don't want us to sleep
with anyone else.

Guillem...

What we have is very beautiful.

We're good like this.

What do you think?

More than 500,000 followers.

Featured in VICE, Metal, and DNG

as one of the best photographers.

Abril Miró.

Vizz, YouPlanet,
Soy Olivia all want her...

But Abril
wants to be with us.

She will start with the Eco-dress campaign.

Is something wrong?
Nothing.

But those photos are very overdone already
and a bit vulgar.

Aina?

The textures are nice.

The retouching is good.
It looks analog.

- Dídac?
- There’s taste in the compositions.

You all swallow it if there are panties.

What do you see as special?

There’s a vision.
Ah...

I don’t see it.
Yeah...

but I’m the one who has to see it.
And her half a million followers.

Abril.
Hello.

Welcome.
Thank you.

This is the accounts team:

Aina, Dídac...
- Hello.

- creatives,
and our production aces.

She is Gabi.
How are you?

Nice to meet you.
- She handles design,

and she is Isa...

Also a creative.

She will be your assistant
and your client contact.

Okay.

She was just telling us
what she thinks of your photos.

What do you think?

They’re cool.

We are happy
to have you with us.

Welcome.
Thank you.

Shall we get a drink?
Come on.

A coffee.

What are you doing here?

Since you weren't saying anything...

I was traveling.

Yeah...

I feel like you’re avoiding me.

We used to see each other daily.
You interned here.

Did you cut your bangs?

Yes.

Let’s see.

I’ve finished it.
And?

I really liked it.

You won’t have time
to read them all.

If I have anything, it's time.

THE ETERNAL

And this title?

I don’t know.

But why "eternal"?

Haven’t you read it?

Yes.

Then I know as much as you do.

What is eternal to you?

What does it mean?

How intense.

Forever, right?

You didn’t tell me
your mom wrote it.

What does it matter?

I don’t know,
it feels very direct, very harsh.

Or not?
Everything is fiction.

And now?
Do I look hipster enough?

Now you do.

And this photo?

My dad liked it.

Friends, welcome all

to my home.

To Mr. Love’s house.

They asked me to be
the master of ceremonies

for this union.

And, to be honest,

I can’t think of a worse decision
nowadays than getting married.

I will try by all means to make these lovebirds

not commit
the biggest mistake of their lives.

Aina, how long have you known Enzo?

Three years?

He could have been fooling you
all this time,

like in Fluency
since you arrived.

Let’s end this farce.

Please, Enzo, Aina,
stand up.

Do you know what
"forever" means?

Are you crazy?

Do you want to commit this madness together?

Yes.

Then I declare you
husband and wife.

What?
See, it suits you.

In the end, I don’t stand out so much.

At a wedding, we all stand out.

I think it’s nice.

Where are you going?

To the bathroom.

Not now.

Why not?

Because I came with Guillem.

Well... You came with him,
but we can leave together...

if you want.

What are you doing here?

I met Marta.

She’s a friend.

She suggested we all go
together.

Don’t listen to her.

She was drunk.

Do you think I’m an idiot?

It wasn’t my idea.

What do you want, Isa?

What do you want?

That crazy girl
has it pretty clear.

I have it clear too.

But...

what do you want?

You want it all.

And I’m done.

Are these the last ones?

Yes, that's everything.
Perfect.

Gabi, I’ve been leaving them there.

Here?
Yes.

Be careful with the top one, yeah.

Everything has changed so much.

And your things?

At the Encantes Market.

Are you okay?

Perfect.

Yeah.

Mercè, do you have beer?

Isa, you know he’s an idiot.

Look, it’s better.

This way, I’ll have
more time for my things.

Yeah.

Do you remember

the book we wanted to make?

With my photos.
What?

Like reflections, like haikus.

Yes.

We could do it.

You write very well.

It would help me not feel alone.

Isa, I’m really sorry.

I was very drunk.

Come on, answer me.

I don’t like to advertise here,

but I went
to Vintage Lens Barcelona,

I brought all these toys.

They work perfectly,
everything is in good condition,

and the one I’m most excited to try

is this vintage 65 analog reflex, it’s Soviet...

Yes, hello. This is Isa from Fluency.

I’m calling about the proposal
for the Eco-dress campaign

with Abril Miró.

Yes, we’re handling
the "Behind the Scenes."

Are you open
to a collaborative proposal

with two photographers?

Okay.
We understand, correct.

We’ll proceed.

- B.I.!
- What’s up? How are you?

- Good.
Come, I’ll introduce you to someone.

Abril. B.I.
How are you? Nice to meet you.

You can call me Biel.
Biel, perfect.

Hey, I love your photos.
Thanks.

I knew about you,
but I didn’t know you DJed.

- Before trap
I started with electronic.

Now I produce my tracks,
my beats...

That’s cool.
- And what are you up to now?

- With the latest.
Preparing a music video.

- Maybe you’ll need a photographer.

I don’t know, we’ll work it out.

There's something here. There's a contract.

There's a contract.

- Have you listened to her new mixtape?
It's incredible.

It blows your mind.

You can't interfere
in other people's lives, Marta.

It's childish and very low.

Were you leaving without saying anything?

What?

Marta...

What are you doing up?

I'm working.

Can you let me know
when you’re not coming home to sleep?

It doesn’t sit well with me to worry at this age.

Yeah, sorry.

I was at Gabi’s place.

We’re making a book
with my photos and her texts.

Very nice.

Can I show you something?
Now?

It’s four in the morning.

Yeah, you’re right.
Isa.

Come on, show me.

Show me.

Flip through them.

Do you like them?

You don't like them.

Yes, they’re interesting.

Did they ask you to do this at work?

No. I want to change departments.

So, you’re not paid to do them.
No.

But there are guys who make
3000 euros per post.

Wow.

You could make 15,000 a month.

I don’t know, Isa.
As long as you focus on something...

But you can tell me what you think.

They’re fine, except for this one
with my rotten apple.

The others are beautiful.

Come on, I want to finish this.

Hello, honey.
These are all drafts.

We can change anything,
but...

I hope you like it
because it took me many hours.

Tell me something.

Gabi, I don’t think this works.

I don’t like the typography,
and the textures are not appreciated.

I’ll send you other photos, see if...

It’s not working, I don’t know.

Hello.

You’re the first one.

Isn't it amazing?

Thanks, sit down if you want.

Do you live here?
Yes.

I live and work here.

Do you want coffee?

Yes.

You can start recording.

Erin told me you would combine
"making" with stories.

Here.

Thanks.

What?

I had an idea.

The agency

didn’t see it clearly,

but I wanted to show you.

It’s about combining textures
with the photographs.

They already told me
you wanted this campaign.

Wait, I’ll be right back.

- Hi, how are you?
- Hello.

- Good afternoon.
- Hello.

Long time no see.

This is the catering.
It's all vegan.

These are the beautiful, sustainable garments,

we’ll go from vintage to upcycling,
without losing style,

and... over here,

these are my tools... everything’s there,

and these are them.

Hello.

Alright, let's get started.

I'll be directing you.

Let's go.

Get a bit closer.

I love it.

Look at each other for a moment.

Move closer, Lisandra.
Place your hand there. Yes.

- How does it look?
- Super.

Yes? More or less...?
Very good, yes, yes.

Let’s see,
both of you stand up for a moment.

Can you stare at each other?

Hello, dad.

How are you?

Good, here, working.

Okay. I’m working.

I'm also busy with my thesis, such a drag.

You should be finishing it by now, right?

Where are you with it?

At the theoretical framework.

Be very rigorous with your sources.

I’m tired of correcting papers
with deplorable bibliographies.

Didn’t you tell me to finish it already?

Yes, but that’s you.

Finish it, but do it well.

Get out.

I told dad
to check out grandma’s apartment.

He won’t do it.

Why?

Isa, please,
as if you didn’t know him.

Whenever I talk to you about dad...
What?

It bothers me that he always tries
to look good. It looks awful.

Well, what do you want?

Nothing, I don’t want anything.

If there’s someone else,
I don’t want to cause trouble.

No, there was someone.

Not anymore.

And what happened?

I was in two relationships at once

and one wanted exclusivity.

It's the idea they’ve drilled into us
that love is possession.

And it’s not?

No.

Or, from what I’ve seen
at home, it doesn’t work.

My parents also messed it up.

They got pregnant very young,

they got along horribly all their lives,

and I pretended not to notice anything, but...

They used me to hurt each other.

Hello.

What did you buy?

Clothes. Have you eaten?

No, you?

Of course, it’s there cold.

Mom, what’s going on?

If you live here, we could establish
some house rules.

What rules, mom?

Since when?

Do you like this one?

Let’s see.

I like it.

This one is very pretty.
Yes, with space above it.

Should I remove this one?
I don't dislike it.

If we do
a cool edit on top...

Leave it?
Yes.

Let’s see... Sorry.
Here.

Sorry, I’m invading you.

No, it’s okay.

This one’s cool, right?

I really like this one.

Do you?
Yes.

Really?

Not this one.
No?

No, not this one either.

You’re deleting them all! Stop!

I love this session.

I’ve always liked watching.

I fell in love with a photographer,

I learned a lot

and because of that I considered it.

But how did you get all this?

The followers, your loft...

Can you keep a secret?

No.

All of this will be yours one day.

A friend of mine is an "escort."

She’s a feminist, does it for money.

I took photos for her profile.

I thought: “Well, me, a whore, maybe not.”

But I considered
opening an OnlyFans account.

You have no idea how many creeps are
willing to pay big bucks

for anything.

Are you judging me?

No.

Did you believe it?

Are any of these yours?

This one.

No way. I’d have to pay
for them to put a photo of mine.

I’ve seen your Insta.

I know.

There are interesting things.

Yes.

I’m preparing a book.

With my photos and thoughts

with Gabi.

Poetic thoughts?

If the photos are good, it doesn’t matter.
And even less so with a friend.

Can I show you something?

To steal a campaign from me?

No.

Is that you?

No.

A friend.

I have many like this.

I wanted to make a series.

The concept is interesting.

But since it’s so plastic,
you have to do it well.

Staging, good lighting... Don’t look anymore.

If you want, come to my studio one day
and I’ll help you.

Okay.

What do you think?

How do you find out
about these exhibitions?

My ex recommended it.

Him?
No, her.

Oh, right. Her.

They’re going to exhibit my photos here.

Really?

That’s great. Congratulations.
Thanks.

Shall we go?

Already?
Yes, we’ve seen it.

You didn’t like it at all.

Why?

It’s... I don’t know. Look.

Everything
can be given another twist.

It’s the space they chose...
Everything needs another twist.

But a woman

taking it all in is already a bit odd.

Well, but that’s how it is.

How so?

In my thesis, I analyze
from the perspective

of identity empowerment.

Your thesis?

Yes.

That’s great.
I thought you were just a photographer.

No.

Well, congratulations on your thesis.
Show it to me whenever you want.

This is awful.

Well, still, as you say,
to me it seemed like a bore...

A bore?

Yes.
And if you like it, it’s awesome, right?

You’re cute when you’re mad.

Are you a feminist?

And if I say no,

what would you do?
I’d leave.

And leave me here alone
with my Fernet?

Yes, for me it’s not a joke,
it’s a serious topic.

A joke?
Doesn’t joke come from the word for female genitalia?

It’s sexist.

You joke about it
because it makes you uncomfortable.

Maybe...

or maybe not.

What are your sources?
Excuse me?

Your sources for saying that to me.
What are they?

What do you base it on?
Have you read The Second Sex?

Simone de Beauvoir?
Sartre’s partner?

She critiques the patriarchy
through language.

Why do you introduce her
as Sartre’s partner?

Sartre.

That’s machismo.
It’s so you recognize her.

So I recognize her.

Why wouldn’t I recognize her?
Am I an uncultured Latin American?

You know I do recognize her?

Not just because they were already polygamous
last century.

She’s an outdated reference
criticized by later feminists

who don’t talk about patriarchy.

They talk about kyriarchy.
Do you know what that is?

They critique racism, homophobia...

Elisabeth Schüssler,
Julia Kristeva.

Are you going to give me lessons
on feminism?

No.

I just wanted
to have a good time with you for a while.

Let’s go have sex at your place.

I have work early tomorrow, you know?

I can’t believe it.

You realize, right?

Realize what?
That you’re all the same.

You see a strong woman
and you get scared.

We can talk about balls, right?

Why are you joking?

And why are you talking
about guys? What guys?

I don’t know them.

"Of the now, the eternal."

"Being aware
that we are one, all."

"The more times, a name."

It’s looking cool, right?

I wouldn’t mind as much
hearing my parents have sex.

It means they still love each other.

You don’t need to love each other to have sex.
You know what I mean.

After so many years...

But that guy is not my dad.

It doesn’t matter, it’s nonsense.
No, sorry.

Coming home
reminded me of everything.

Of what?

Of everything.

The separation, the cheating... everything.

What?

I felt like being with that guy.
Isa, forget him, he’s another jerk.

I thought we connected.

And he helps me move on
from Guillem.

I won’t tell you what you want to hear.

You know what helps you.

Every time I see
Abril’s photos...

I’m a total fake, right?

He doesn’t know what he’s missing.
That’s what I always say.

Good morning!

Isa.

Come here for a moment.

I want you to meet my daughter, Alfred.

Isa.
- Hello.

Wow.

I’m sorry.
- I’m sorry.

I’d better go.
- Yeah, right. Want another coffee?

You’re so rude.

What?
The way you treated my friend.

Friend?
Yes, friend.

Rude, you.

I had to leave
because I was disgusted hearing you have sex.

You’re a jerk.
I don’t know how you live with this attitude.

What attitude?
The one you have about everything.

At your age, I had this apartment,
you, and was a head of department.

You did everything right at my age.
At least I tried.

The apartment was from dad.

Look, I’m done. Really.

Yeah, better. When you don’t like
what you hear...

Isa, come here. Isa!

Honey, how are you?

I hope you’re feeling better.

Are you coming today?

Gabi, I won't be able to make it today. I had a fight with my mom.

I'm going to try some of my ideas with Abril.

For now,
let's put the book on hold.

That way, I spare you the trouble.

This is Ferran. I can't take your call.

Leave a message and I'll call you back.
Thanks.

Dad, call me when you can.

Hello?

Do you like it?

Yes.
It's in Italy, with a friend.

Do you want a gin?

Yes, please.

Make yourself comfortable, I’ll bring it to you in a moment.

Thanks for helping me.

It's not my style,
but I've tried lenses

looking for something similar.

Let's see.

To Mikel,
macro seems like crap.

What's your deal with him?

He was my professor in the master’s program.

When he created Fluency,

I saw an opportunity.

Do you think he likes you?
What?

No.

I think he's a vampire.

Vampire, I don't know.

But he's very smart.
Really?

For example, when he introduced you,

it seemed like he cared more
about your followers than your photos.

Ah.

But he's like that with everything.

Have you been to his parties? No.

When you go, you'll understand everything.

I've been thinking about something.

What?

You should be in the photos.

Me?
Yes.

We can try, and if it doesn't work...

we'll see.

Look at me now.

Let's see.

Can you take off the necklace?

Can I lower it a bit?

Are you comfortable like this?

Hello.
Hello.

This is Biel. Did you meet
at the gallery?

I don’t know. Did we?

Yes, we talked a bit.

How's it going?
Good, we're doing some tests.

Am I interrupting?
No. If you want to help us...

Sure.
Do you mind?

Of course not.

Okay. Can you turn off the lights, please?

That one?
Yes, all of them.

And lower the "dinky" dimmer a bit.

How about now...

It’s just a small selection.

It still needs retouching, editing...

- Aina.
- Yes.

- Pass me the Miguel Català book.

And, Dídac... Everyone come over.

Mikel, what are you doing?

You too, Gabi.

What do you think?

- They’re not bad.

They’re interesting.

- Yes.

The thing is, I’ve seen these photos before.

In the end, we all look alike.
You need to find your style.

It’s like I see something of you,
but I still miss you.

What if I told you
I didn’t take them?

That Abril did?

So, you like them now, right?

Did you sleep with her?

What?

Did you also sleep with her?

What do you want, Isa?
To prove you’re the smartest?

Well, you’ve done it.

You can leave now.

Come on, guys. Back to work.

I’m shocked.
With you, it’s always the same.

I help you and I feel like crap
because you use me.

Do you know how many hours it took me?

You could have told me in person.

You send me an audio and that’s it.

I find it very rude.

And you see me and don’t even apologize.

Rude?

What’s tacky is going after people
to see if you can score.

Don’t touch my things.

It can’t be like this.
Can we talk?

Not now.
I’ve had a crappy day.

I’m really sorry,
but we need to talk.

Not now, I want to be alone.
No.

Mom, get out.
Excuse me?

I’ll go. No, listen to me.

What are you doing, hysterical?
Don't call me that.

Don’t touch me.
I’m fed up, Isa.

I’ve given you everything.
Everything you wanted.

And I did it alone.

Now it’s dad’s fault?

When has Ferran ever taken care of you?

How could he?

You pushed him away from me
as much as you could.

That’s a lie.
He wasn’t there because he didn’t want to be.

What he didn’t want was to see you,
and I don’t blame him.

Leave.

This is Ferran. I can't take your call.

Leave your message and I'll call you back later.

I have a single room for 288 euros.

Okay.

I need ID and a card.

Hey, how are you? How are you doing?
Hello.

Thanks for seeing me.

Thank you for the tip.
You’re welcome.

Well, as I was saying,

I found it
a very artistic profile.

Are the photos yours?
Yes.

I love them.

I love them...

It's strange that I overlooked
a profile like yours.

You have a style that’s like... I don’t know.

I connect with what you do.

Actually,
I wanted to make you a proposal.

What?

Would you be open
to meeting in person?

No, I don’t think so.

Too bad.

I would have loved for you to do a session for me.

Do you have more?

Yes.
More explicit ones?

Can I see them?

Yes, they’re 20 each.

Sure.

Send me ten.

Here they are.
Enjoy them.

Bye.
Can you stay while I look at them?

Honey. How are you?

Hey, the thing about grandma's apartment
is complicated.

Make up with your mother, please.

Can I have one?
Yes.

Do you have anything else?

I have this left.

Gabi.

Gabi.

Gabi!

I’m sorry.

Don’t be mad.

I’m not mad.

It was Mikel’s fault.

Isa, what are you doing?

You two, Zowi and Sofía.
Haven’t you done anything together?

What’s missing? The production.

- Two million views.
- Only?

No, listen to Mikel,
he’s tough,

but he brings out
the best in everyone.

- Now, organizing parties...
- This is dead, isn't it?

-Not much going on.
A bit dead.

Well...

People!

Come here, please.

Look, here's the thing.

Isa says
that I don’t know how to throw parties anymore.

I admit it, I don’t know how to throw parties. It’s dying!

So, I’m going to invite you to something.

Not that. Stop doing drugs.

Have you played ridiculous? No?

Here, the first one to laugh loses...
And who wins?

The most ridiculous. Okay?
I’ll start.

Ridiculous level ten, okay?

I mean, cringe-worthy.

- Yes, yes, yes!
- A penguin!

Stop the music. Stop.

Come on, I’ve started,
don’t laugh, bastards.

Are you laughing?

What’s wrong, am I not cute?

Are you recording me?

Now I’ll record you.

Who’s recording whom? Huh?

Who’s recording whom?

What’s happening?

You’re scared,
that’s what’s happening.

It’s okay if Mikel
plays the fool,

Instagram kids, but you... No guts.

No guts!

Screw you.

It doesn't matter what filters you use.
You’re ugly!

It’s painful to see you!

You think you’re unique

but you’re just cloned sheep!

Mikel, stop!
That’s what you are.

Hey, Isa.

My Isa.

Leave me alone.
My favorite.

- Leave me alone.
- The Isa.

Don’t let the party die!

"Hi, I’m Isa.

Artist, activist,

dyke and pansexual." You’re crossing the line, Mikel.

Do you like my Insta?

You’re crossing the line.

Come here. Didn’t you want to play?

Then let's play.

What’s wrong?
Am I not politically correct?

Sure, because I’m cis...
Right? Because I’m straight,

I don’t get anything.

I hit the jackpot
in the privilege lottery.

Didn’t you want to be an Instagrammer?

It’s your turn.

What the hell?

-Create content.

I’m done with this crap.

That’s so you, Isa...

If you don’t like it, you leave, right?

Isa!

We’re just playing, Isa!

Hey!

Sit here.

And strip.

You’re direct, huh?

I’ll give you 500 more

if you photograph me naked.

What?

I thought you’d bring a camera.

Wait.
Wait, let me.

Come on, get off.

Calm down.
Shut up.

Get off.

Come on, get off!

Calm down, relax.
Get off already. Come on!

What’s this about?

Hey.

What happened?

Huh?