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(waves crashing on shore)

(gentle music)

- Bloody hellfire Paul have you seen this?

It's not like in the brochure me mam sent us

it's like a bloody shit storm's hit the place.

Oh give over Paul they're not that heavy.

Christ I can see why you make me write you letters

to get out of PE, it's embarrassing.

- Welcome welcome you must be Denise.

Cor your mother said that you were beautiful but bloody hell

you're a cracker.

- Oh behave I've not even got all me slap on.

- And this must be your son Paul, hello bud.

- Oh don't mind him he's not a chatty one our Paul,

timid little thing.

- Well he won't be once he's met my Angharad,

she's a real firecracker my daughter like.

- Oh, ey up Paul you might have a holiday romance,

that would be a first eh?

- Right shall I take you to what we like to call

our premier pitch spot?

- Oh well go on then that would be lovely.

Oh isn't he lovely Paul.

For Christ sake if you've got a face like a wet Wednesday

all week you can sod off back to Rochdale.

- Paul why don't you go to campsite reception

and meet my Angharad she'll show you around.

- Well go on I'm sure she don't bloody bite.

(laughing nervously)

So where's this premier pitch spot?

- [Man] I'll show you come with me.

(gentle guitar music)

- You alright mate?

- Hiya.

- I'm George by the way.

- Eh Paul.

- Fucking hell geezer speak up.

- My name's Paul.

- What? - Paul.

- I'm only messin' mate, you here with the family then?

- Yeah, well just me mam.

She's into all this self help and crystal healing stuff

since me dad walked out.

Says she needs to reflect by the sea or something.

- Oh right, well, me and my man being coming down here

since I was four, it's tradition.

I mean for fuck's sakes I'm 16 now do you know what I mean?

- I'm 16 as well except I don't really want to be here

but I don't have much choice though.

- Where abouts is that accent from then?

- Rochdale it's up north near Manchester.

- Ah I thought you was a northerner.

Well I'm from south London, ever been to London mate?

- No, never even left the north,

I mean the furthest south I've ever been to is Stockport.

- Oh man you're missing out the south is quality.

- Nice one.

Hey listen I'd best going me mam'll kick off

if I've been gone for ages.

- Oh here you are mate before you go,

I read this once already you can have it.

- Oh no I can't I'd feel proper tight.

- Nah come inside mate I've got loads of comic books

and shit in here.

- I shouldn't really.

(gentle music)

Got loads of comics you.

Have you actually read them all?

- Yeah of course I have.

Me and my mate Gaz have been grabbing these every week

for about a year now.

- What these are stolen?

- Yeah well how else am I supposed to get them?

- [Paul] Never read a comic book before me.

- Oh mate your spot on this issue.

He's about to come out and reveal himself

as Spider-Man to everyone.

- Really?

- Yeah you'll literally be shitting your kecks mate.

- Sounds dead good.

Hey so where's your dad then?

- Ah well he ain't here yet.

Reckon he'll be here tonight though.

So what you doing in Rochdale anyways?

- What do you mean I live there?

- Yeah I know but doing what?

- Well I've just finished school me.

Me mam says I should get a job at the local post office.

Says I could be assistant manager in a year or so.

- So big dreaming yeah.

- Well what is it you want to do?

- I'm going to open my own beach bar.

I reckon Australia.

- Wow, hey I've always wanted to travel the world me.

Just imagine if I ever tried to leave home me mam

would probably nail me to the door or summat.

- Oh she's a fucking bitch man.

I'm sorry mate I'm only messing you.

Where you off to anyways?

- The shops, do you want to come?

- Yeah go on then, hey how much money you got?

Ah you beauty.

- Hey you got summat of mine give us it back.

(techno music)

♫ She's the girl who's got it

♫ She's the girl I need to find

♫ She's the girl who looks good

♫ She's the girl who should be mine

♫ She's the girl who's got it

- Get in winner.

- Alright George.

- Just us give it back me mam'll go sick

if I don't bring anything back for dinner,

just give us it back.

- Alright alright calm down, I ain't seen what I want yet.

- I said alright George.

- Have you got nothing better to do than shag your way

round here all summer?

- No I haven't actually, and you've matured quite nicely

over summer I must say.

Who's this then?

- Oh this is my boy Paul.

Paul meet the local sex bucket Angharad.

- I can't believe it's been a year

since the last time you came in here.

I can't wait for some valley boys to show up, you know,

proper men like.

- You got any beers in this place?

- No we haven't, although there's a cracking pub

just down the road.

- [George] Oh yeah?

- [Angharad] Mm hmm.

- I don't think there's much here worth having Paul.

- I'm not being funny but this is the best shop

in Trecco Bay.

- Isn't this the only shop in Trecco Bay?

- So are you a virgin then or what?

- Bloody hell Angharad you really know how to

knock 'em dead like.

- Alright Dad.

- Paul pick all them bloody cans off the floor.

I'm sorry Norman he's a right clumsy git sometimes.

- I wouldn't worry love.

- Oh hello young man.

Oh fine bugger off then.

- We need to get this beautiful young woman

some more tent hooks.

You know where they are Angharad?

- Oh you want me to wipe your arse for you

while I'm at it like?

- Turn the radio on as well love,

makes it a bit more hip in here like.

- [Voiceover] Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher has been

celebrating her third general election win

after beating Labor by 376 to 225 seats.

- She's like a bloody steel shit that woman.

You can't flush her away.

- Well I think she's marvelous.

- Oh don't get me started on her Norman

'cos I will not stop.

- Would you like to see inside my office Denise?

I've got some PG Tips and some Welsh shortbread in there.

- Bloody hell Norman that's exciting.

- God your mam is mental mate.

- Well where's your mam then?

- Oh she's at home waiting at the window for me.

They ain't together no more.

- Sorry pal.

You gonna go back to your mam's then

if your dad don't show up?

- Hey am I fuck mate, one time he didn't turn up

when I was 12 I just stayed here for the week

with jugs and Norman.

Don't give a shit anyway, it's the only time I get

to get away from everything you know.

- I wish I could get away from me mam.

- Hey well stop dreaming about it and do it.

You ain't a kid you know.

- I know I'm not.

Hey listen could you give us that money back please?

- Oh mate that looks proper rank.

- Yeah well what you gonna eat?

- I'm going down the pub with my dad.

Takes me every year.

- Oh nice one.

Hey listen do you, do you want to do something later?

- Yeah go on then, well I mean if my dad don't turn up.

- Nice one.

Alright I'll see you later pal.

- Try grab some money from your old dear's purse

and go buy some comics this week.

- You're kidding there's no way.

- You don't half need to start enjoying yourself.

- It was nice to meet you George.

- Try grab that tenner.

(gentle piano music)

- Oh bastard cheap things.

- Hello do you want some help with that?

- No I can manage thanks.

- I'm good with me hands, in fact I've got some better hooks

in the back of the car.

- Our Paul should be here in a minute.

- Bloody hell are you from the north like us?

I thought we were the only normal folk on this campsite.

- Listen I'd love to chat but I want to get this up

before it pisses down.

- It's no bother I'll give you some help,

let me get my shoes hang on.

- Look I said I can manage alright.

- Alright suit yourself no need to be so rude.

We don't like like rude people do we April.

- No we don't.

- Piss off.

And where the bloody hell of you been

we're supposed to be on holiday together.

- I was reading Mam.

- What you been reading, what's that you got there?

Have you been buying comics with that money?

- No George gave it us.

- Oh yeah and who's George?

- Oh he's me mate Mam I met him today he's proper

funny I think you'd like him.

- Oh him with the face in the shop, he seemed rude.

- No he's not rude he's from London.

Hey one day he's going to open a bar in Australia.

- Paul I have told you before we do not trust southerners

they're not like normal folk.

- Hey, hey got us some spaghetti from the shop.

- Oh great luxury cuisine in that shop is it?

Well go on get cooking.

Oh hey, what do you think of Norman?

He's a bit of a catch, potential stepdad eh?

I was just kidding, besides,

his daughter's as common as muck.

- Just gonna read for a bit Mam.

- Oh I'm just gonna read for a bit Mam.

Christ Paul it's like you don't like me or summat.

Well I was gonna to me tapes anyway.

You can poke me with your stick when the food's ready

if you don't wanna open your gob and talk to me.

Jesus Christ Paul what's wrong with you!

- You told me to poke you with the stick.

- I didn't mean literally you bloody idiot

I've lost all me calming energy now.

I going to have to go and de-stress by the sea.

- Yeah but I couldn't open the tin can Mam.

(heavy rain falling)

- Hey you alright mate?

- Me mam was doing me head in listening to her tapes

so I thought I'd come see you for a bit if that's alright.

- Yeah well I don't blame you.

- I can go if your busy though.

- Yeah I'm well busy mate.

- Oh right well I'll see you later then mate.

- Hey chill out yeah, I'm only messing.

Here do you want a fag?

- Oh no I don't want to smoke sorry.

- No fine suit yourself.

Have you got that money off your mum yet mate?

- No, I can't she'll proper kill me.

- The clocks are ticking Pauly boy.

- Hey did you go for dinner with your dad then?

- Ah fuck him, don't even want to talk about him.

Here you got a girlfriend then?

- No can you imagine me bringing a girl

back to me mam's house?

- Yeah you're probably right.

Maybe you should just marry the bird,

she'd make your life a lot easier.

- You're dead weird you are sometimes.

- Yeah, I think you like weird.

- I really don't though.

- Well what you doing round my tent then?

- Just never met anyone like you before,

'cos we don't get southern folk in Rochdale like.

- Well Rochdale sounds shit.

- It really is, just wanna get out of there but it's like,

where do you go?

- Swimming mate.

- What?

- I'm going for a swim now, you coming?

- Yeah but I ain't got any swimming stuff with me

now have I?

- Yeah, and?

- But you can't just go about naked?

- Paul man up and come or go home and eat beans

with your mum.

(gentle piano music)

- Oh get off me fucking cock.

- Oh man.

- Get off like, not on the try.

- Oh!

- No go back to mine later like.

- Alright randy boys!

(machinery whirring)

- Larry!

- Ssh.

- Larry!

- What the bloody hell you doing son?

- I wasn't doing anything.

- He has finger on his lips and he told me not to speak.

Me bloody knickers were down Larry.

- You frighten my April half to death.

- Sorry I won't do it again I was honestly

just hiding from my mam I promise you.

- Right this goes no further but if I catch you

doing owt like this near my April again

my fist'll go through your face, got it?

- Got it, sorry.

- What the hell you doing pissing behind the tent April?

- Well there's a big queue, I couldn't wait.

- Get in the tent, go on.

- Off for a morning shit?

- I haven't, no.

- It's fine we all shit mate.

- Well I'm not going for one am I.

- Paul's having a shit!

- Shut up.

(laughing)

- So you enjoyed our swim last night then Pauly Paul?

- Yeah, you don't reckon Angharad'll tell me mam

that I went though do you?

- Oh I think I just saw her telling her at the bogs.

- You what?

- Oh I'm only messing.

- Are you actually messing though yeah?

- Or was I?

- You're a right bastard you.

- You love it.

Oh you got that money off your mum yet then?

- No I can't she's only a dinner lady

she don't make much money as it is.

- Alright fine, well it looks like we ain't

going out tonight then.

You enjoy raving with your mum and Norman.

And I'll have that comic back I gave you.

- I'll get it.

- Yeah go and bleed the old witch dry.

(techno music)

♫ I'm the girl who's got it

♫ I'm the girl you need to find

♫ I'm the girl who looks good

♫ And I'm the girl who

- [Denise] Jesus Christ what the fuck is that?

- Oh I'm sorry Mrs Paul's mum I thought you'd still

be round at mine shagging my dad.

- You rude little mare does your dad know you go round

shaking folks tents?

- Yeah sorry like so is Paul around?

- Eh up got your eye on our Paul have you?

- I ain't got my eye on anyone,

they all got their eyes on me.

- On your tits more like.

- Yep well if you got it flaunt it.

- Right well he's not here so go on bugger off.

- Right what's all the commotion now?

- I get it, hanging round Denise's tent are you?

You dirty bastard.

- Go on off you go.

- Don't worry I already got sick in my mouth.

- Have you put my tea in the microwave love.

- I might have done.

- Scampi and chips is it?

(sighing)

- Aye.

- That's my girl.

- [Angharad] Have a nice shag.

(gentle guitar music)

(disco music)

♫ Oh yeah you're so sexy

♫ Oh yeah you're so sexy

♫ Oh yeah you're so sexy

♫ Shake it horny horny

- Are you not proper frustrated?

- Wow George you scared me.

You look lush without no clothes on mind.

- I wouldn't bother love, it's never worked before.

- You must be gay like, I'm irresistible.

So what time's your boyfriend getting here?

Oh hell.

(laughing)

Here she comes now.

- Look at his hair.

- I am not going to the pub with him dressed like that.

He'll have to get changed.

Angharad, meet us again in 10 minutes yeah.

- 10 minutes, that's a quick shag.

Alright sort him out good and proper nancy boy.

- No you can't wear that.

Come on let's put this shirt on you inside.

- Oh I don't look like a dick to I?

(gentle music)

What are you doing?

- I'm re-styling you, relax.

Fucking hell who dressed you, your mother?

- Yeah.

- Right you put this shirt on mate it's more your style.

- I'm gonna look alright though

I'm not going to look like a dick am I?

- Hey mate you're on fire, it's going to be all eyes

on Pauly boy tonight.

- Alright nice one.

Hey, do we have to go with her though?

- Hey listen I know she's proper mental and that

but I really want to get out of my face tonight yeah.

I think you need to as well.

- Yeah, fuck it.

- One more thing yeah.

Yeah wicked.

Shit I almost forgot you got that money then?

- Feel proper tight doing this you sure it's alright?

- Hey don't feel tight you deserve it.

I mean for fuck's sake she has you going on coastal walks.

- Hey I also got this as well.

I don't know if it's any good but--

- Oh you absolute legend.

I trained you well young Jedi.

- What?

- Sorry mate I forget you don't leave the house

or watch TV or nothing.

- Oh yeah I do leave the house.

(coughing and retching)

Burns me throat.

- Shit I guess you never drunk nothing before have you?

- Yeah I have had a drink.

- You expect me to believe that old witch let's you drink?

- Yeah well I do it when she's not in don't I.

- Oh right, yeah, course.

- Hey, let's have a photo together.

- Alright then, tell you what, you take a photo

while I pour this in your mouth yeah.

- No I was thinking like a proper photo.

- Oh like a boring one then?

- Yeah.

- Keeping that one.

- Have you heard from your dad yet then?

- Nah, I tried phoning him before but

he's probably down the pub or something.

- Sorry pal.

- Don't be, they're all shits my family the lot of them.

Can't rely on no one me.

- You can rely on me if you like.

- Right down it.

- What?

- Down the rest of the whisky.

- What planet are you on?

- Come on.

(upbeat music)

- Well you can tell Gethin I'm seeing him later.

Same again please Gwen.

I'll see you later boys.

♫ That's a contradiction to the way I live my days

♫ Do wah do diddy-do diddy-do

Oh what time's the karaoke on tonight love?

- Not on tonight love read the sign.

- What sign?

- Well there's no good putting it down there is it

how am I supposed to read that?

Oh fine just pour the pints.

- You sure you lot are 18 then?

- When was the last time you saw a teenager

with tits like these?

- Jesus you need your head sorted.

I'd bigger tits than that in primary school.

- Look we all know your jealous so just pour the pints.

- Oh really and where'd you want it,

over your fucking head?

- Oh for fuck's sake you've got beautiful tits,

they're much better than mine.

- That's more like it.

- Hey fairy factory, which one of you's going to help me out

with these pints?

- Why'd you keep calling me and George fairies?

- 'cos that's what you are now innit?

Anyone who can resist these is.

Oh George can we have a photo?

- Yeah sound idea.

- Now everyone smile.

- [George] Everyone give the vs.

(laughing)

- Oh let's play a game, shoot, shag or marry,

I'll go first.

Paul who would you rather shoot, shag or marry,

me, the barmaid and George.

- I don't get it.

- Which one of us would you shoot, shag or marry?

- Oh this is gonna be cracking.

- No I don't wanna play.

- Do you wanna bet?

You're playing otherwise I'm coming round your tent later

and believe me you don't want that.

- No I don't wanna.

- [George] Oh mate it's only a game.

- Alright well I'd shoot Angharad.

- Oh you cheeky bastard.

- And I'd, no I'm not playing it's shite.

- Come on would you rather shag George or marry him?

- Marry him I guess.

- Well it looks like you're shagging her tonight.

(laughing)

(banging on table)

- Hey that's enough, I told you play nice okay.

- Chill out love.

- Hey I'll knock your block off in a minute, love.

- What did I do now?

- It's alright Paul we all know you'd rather shag

Georgie boy over there.

- Yeah well who wouldn't eh?

- Me I don't do boys with fairy wings.

- More booze then.

- Slow it down.

- I'm gonna go I feel a bit sick.

- What's up with him?

- Oh he can't hack it I'll drink his.

- No slow it down you're a right piss head tonight.

(he starts singing)

Don't you dare I only just bought those.

- Right okay I'm sick of you bloody kids, down now.

Don't make me have to go for Trish.

Right you want to play rough that's fine.

- George just get down you're such a bloody knob sometimes.

I'm sorry Gwen.

- Who cares if you wanted to bloody stop me--

- Right I'm gonna stop you in minute.

- Oh get out the way love.

- Fucking hell she's had her spinach.

Right anymore trouble from you lot and your barred alright?

- Come to see what you like about us?

- What you on about?

George if you sit down for a second

maybe you'll feel a bit better.

- Nah mate I'm going back to the campsite yeah.

I'll see you in a bit.

- I'll come with you later see if you're alright.

- Just fucking give me a minute yeah.

- He's a big boy he can look after himself.

- And this is all to do with his dad?

- I expect so.

It isn't the first time his dad's not shown up.

He had to stay with us last time it happened.

- Why doesn't he just show?

- He's pissed up somewhere I expect.

He's as dirty as they come his dad.

- I'm gonna go see if he's alright.

- Paul you need to be careful,

he's a messed up one our George.

- You've met me mam, I think I'll be alright.

- Well don't go crying to me when it all goes tits up.

(gentle music)

- I read in the Green Lantern once

the closest star to the Earth is the sun.

All them other stars out there, they're already dead.

I used to think they were like dead celebrities

when I was a kid.

And that one there, that's Elvis Presley that is.

- No that one's the North Star that is.

- I know that you knob I meant when I was a kid.

(laughing)

- I never got to look at the stars me,

it's proper muggy round where I live.

- I like looking at the stars out here.

Reminds me of how big everything is.

I mean there's so much more to see out there mate.

One day I'm going to get away and see it all.

- It would be impossible to see everything

you ain't got enough years.

I ain't even seen most of England.

- Hey I can do whatever I want yeah.

- Sorry.

- Which one do you want to be?

- What do you mean?

- Which star do you want to be?

- I don't know, most of them are dead anyways aren't they?

- Yeah but, how could something that burns that bright

already be dead, I don't get it.

- I reckon you're that one, Elvis can have another.

- Yeah you're fucking too right I burn brighter than Elvis.

Apparently he ain't even dead, he's like some alien

living in Las Vegas or something.

You're that one.

- I can't even see anything.

- I know you need to burn a bit brighter mate.

- Thanks by the way.

- Well for what?

- Sounds probably stupid but when I'm with you

I feel like I can do anything.

I never imagined I'd be robbing money or alcohol off me mam.

- You can do whatever you want whenever yeah?

You just start standing up to your mum.

Grow yourself some balls.

- Not as easy as that she's proper up and down.

I never know if she's going to kick off or not.

- You're probably best catching her after six.

She seems more relaxed then.

- Oh you're dead weird you are.

- Oh you love it.

- Can I finish that comic book you gave us?

Never did find out if he revealed himself

to his mates or not.

- I think he will, he's pretty brave is Spider-Man.

- Can't believe I've been out drinking it's proper mental.

- I'm going home tomorrow Paul.

- Yeah I know, we're off an all.

Back home like none of this every happened.

Just wish I could get away from her but I'm proper trapped.

- Fucking hell just get a voice mate.

- I've got a voice.

- What?

- I said I've got a voice.

- That's more like it.

- So what you gonna do now?

- Gotta start saving for my bar in Australia.

Don't come cheap you know.

- How about I save up and come with you?

- You know what, fuck it, you just save up all year,

just get out of here and no one can find us.

Just me and you.

- Yeah you know what I'll take that post office job then

and when me mam's not looking I'll just run away.

- Or you can do it when she is looking and give her the vs.

- Can't believe we're going to do this next year.

Me and you we're gonna get out of here George.

- Sounds like a plan Batman.

But you're definitely Robin not Batman.

- You're a right twat you.

- A Pauly Paul.

- Sorry I can be a proper fidget at night sometimes me.

- That's alright mate.

Em what you think you're doing mate?

- Nothing sorry.

- Well I never fairies at the bottom of the field.

I think that's proper dirty that.

You wanna be careful you don't get beaten up

doing stuff like that round here boys.

- Piss off Angharad.

- Your old witch is looking for you,

shall I tell her you're busy shagging or what?

- We weren't shagging I just felt asleep here, where is she?

- Oh well what's going on now, you perving again son?

- I just caught these two in bed together.

- You never, disgusting.

Me and my April once went to the gay part of Majorca,

saw one man on a lead.

We were disgusted me and our April.

- Piss off.

- Hey your mother's gonna hear about this, alright.

Alright where's my April?

- Paul!

- Here we go.

- Where the bloody hell have you been?

Do you know how long I've been looking for you?

- I went to the pub with George and Angharad, Mam.

- I've already told her this.

- Oh button it you, piss off back to the shop Angharad.

Did you sleep here last night?

- Yeah I thought you might've been in your tent with Norman.

- God you reek of fags and booze, have you been smoking?

Hey put that out.

Listen sunshine your mother might let you run round town

like a stray mutt but I've got bigger plans for our Paul.

- What the local post office, wow mental.

- What have you been telling him?

I do nowt but look after you.

- I never said anything Mam.

- Yeah we'll have words later, come on,

pack up your clothes and take down the tent holiday's over.

We're on the next bus in an hour.

- Chin up Pauly Paul, we got Australia.

- I've got nothing me just some name card

and some bloody post office.

- Paul, this time next year

me and you are gonna be out of here.

You've never got to take that shit again yeah.

- Is this really going to happen though?

It's not just some drunken dream.

- It doesn't have to be a drunken dream.

Just save up all year, get the fuck out of here,

no looking back, you game?

- I'm game, so this is actually happening,

we're getting out of here?

- I'll be waiting for you mate.

- Take care George.

(upbeat music)

- [Denise] Paul!

- Can I use me coupon lad?

I got it out the paper for the two for one on milk.

And can I use my discount card as well?

- Well yeah but not on the discounted milk though.

- Well why not, it doesn't say that on the back of this card

on terms and conditions.

- Well if you took the time to read the letter

that we sent out I think you'll find it does.

- Here don't play smart arse with me young man.

- Do you want the discount or not?

- No I don't, I want the manager.

Very good friend of mine is Graham.

Just go and tell him Betty wants to see him.

(tutting loudly)

- [Denise] Paul you still here?

Make us that cup of tea love.

- Yeah, in a minute Mam.

(gentle music)

♫ A blanket of diamonds asleep on a pillow of clouds

♫ With his hopes and your dreams

♫ Slowly twinkling

- I thought I told you to go and clean those toilets?

- I'm gonna clean the toilets Dad

I'm just having five minutes.

- I know it just needs a little bit--

- Ah!

- Oh alright bud!

- Oh Paul, Paul Jacobs Assistant Manager, bloody hell.

So what brings you back here then?

- Got the night bus straight from work

I'm here to see George.

- Oh aye, is your mother with you?

- No she's at home I suppose.

(laughing)

- What you go and do that for she's gonna be worried sick.

- Oh this is going to be cracking.

- Right you're going to ring her today or I will.

- We don't have a phone in our house and besides

I've left her a note.

- Right.

- So what time's the other fairy flying in then?

- Is George not here yet he should be here by now.

- I ain't seem him, no love.

- Yeah well he'll be here.

- If I'm honest love I wouldn't expect him to show up

from a promise he made a year ago, you're crackers.

- You don't understand 'cos we're getting out of here.

- Just like that is it.

(gentle music)

(snoring gently)

- Paul!

Oh bloody hell why didn't you wake me?

I'll never get back to sleep tonight now.

Paul, are you here?

- [Paul] Mam I've written this down as somehow

I lose my voice around you.

To be honest you bloody scare me.

Last summer I felt so alive I began to find my own voice.

I felt like I could do anything.

I've gone to find my own voice again and finally be me.

Look after yourself, I'll come visit you I promise.

I love you Mam, your Paul.

- I don't bloody think so.

- I reckon the last bus'll be here in a minute

he'll be here soon.

- Mm.

Can't we just go inside now you must be shattered?

- I just wanna be here when he arrives.

- Okay then we'll wait a little bit.

- How about I walk down the bus stop and see if he's there?

- What good's that gonna do?

- I could check around the campsite

he might already be here.

- Come off it Paul we'd know if he was here alright.

He's not exactly quiet is he?

- Yeah, sorry I'm just proper nervous me heart's racing.

- And I'm freezing my nips off,

oh come on Paul let's go inside.

- Just two more minutes yeah?

- Look Paul I gotta be honest with you,

that bus you got here, it was the last.

There's not going to be another one now 'till morning.

- He's not coming is he?

- No Paul I don't think he is.

- But I said I wouldn't let him down.

(crying)

- Oh don't you be crying you haven't let him down

you're here.

He's a bloody sod that boy.

- But I can't go back to Rochdale now I just can't.

- Oh I got it you can come and work on the campsite

here with me, oh we'll have a great time.

- But she'll be here in the morning and that'll be it.

- Oh I'll sort her out don't you bloody worry.

- Hey, have you got his address in the books?

- I think we got it somewhere why?

- I need it.

- What do you want with that Paul?

- I've waited all year for him Angharad.

The longest bloody year of my life

and I ain't waiting for him any longer.

- But Paul he lives in England, there's nothing in England.

There's nothing in England Paul.

- [Paul] No one's asking you to come!

- Oh for fuck's sake do we have to though, it's England.

Paul he might still come, Paul!

(upbeat music)

Shall we just get a taxi?

- We've been walking hours we must be nearly there now.

- So what you gonna say when he opens the door like?

- Don't know what would you say?

- I'd say what the fuck do you think you're playing at bud?

Then I'd clock him right round the ear.

- I'm just proper nervous,

what if something's happened to him Angharad?

- Do they have shortbread in England Paul?

- Are you even listening to me?

- Right we'll just see what happens

when we get there alright?

- Yeah we do have shortbread in England.

- I'm fucking starving.

(Angharad starts singing)

- What you doing now?

- That's the Welsh national anthem Paul.

I gotta do something keep my mind of England.

- Yeah well can you just not for five minutes.

(gentle guitar music)

George?

- And who the fuck's gonna hear that, watch out.

George!

(thumping on door)

- What are you doing here?

- Well what the fuck do you think?

- What happened to you last night George

I waited all night for you, you just never came.

- Listen you need to piss off back to the campsite yeah.

I'm cooking for my dad.

- Are you pissed, you reek of it.

You're just like your father then I see.

- Look I said piss off back to Wales, I'm busy alright.

- Yeah fine no problem we're going.

- What about running away together?

I left Rochdale I actually did it.

- It's all daydreams mate.

- But it doesn't have to be I mean

I've saved enough money for us we could actually go.

- What let's just fly away like in the fucking comic?

Grow up Paul.

- Hey what about me and you getting away,

what about Australia yeah?

I've saved enough money we could go now.

- And then what Paul?

My dad finally wants to spend some time with me.

He proper needs me now.

You don't get it.

- Paul just leave him let's just go.

- You know what that might be the best thing

that slag's ever said Pauly boy.

- Don't fucking start with me

you know you're not worth this.

Come on Paul we're going right now.

- No because me and you we're getting out of here.

I made a promise that I'd keep you safe,

he's not well enough to keep you safe.

Look this isn't you.

- You're just going to have to fucking dream

on your own Paul yeah.

- You don't mean that.

- Don't touch me.

- I will hit you so hard in the face your teeth'll hit back.

- Listen get it in your thick fucking heads

I don't wanna see either of you ever again.

So get out of here

before my dad brings his fucking boys round yeah.

(door slamming)

(crying)

- Norman, where is he?

- Oh hello Denise lovely to see you.

- Is my son here or what?

- Oh hell I did say this was going to happen.

Look he was here last night like, just hang on,

let me have a look at this.

- What do you mean was here?

- It seems they've gone to London.

- London, Jesus Christ what's in London?

Oh bloody George I bet.

- I know why would you want to leave Wales

and beautiful valleys for--

- Just get the register book out now.

- I don't think there's anything worth reading

in there love.

Why don't I make us a nice pot of Welsh--

Where you going?

- London!

- I hope our Jean's alright back on the campsite on her own.

Truth be told I'm worried Denise.

She's always a bit of a slow one was our Jean.

- Is this even the right block?

- I'll have a look.

Flat 108, there it is over there.

- Right I hope no one's still in bed

'cos this is about to get very loud.

- I always find the best thing to do in these situations

is to remain calm.

- Hello, Paul?

Angharad!

- I don't think anyone's here love.

- Just wait outside Norman.

- No way I'm not leaving you in here on your own.

- Paul are you in here?

- Who the fuck are you?

- Who the fuck am I, who the fuck are you?

Is my Paul here?

- Get outta my house now!

- God Norman he stinks of booze.

- Calm down man we're just here to find the kids.

- What the fuck are you doing here?

- Come on Denise they're obviously not here.

- Get out or I'm calling the fucking police round.

- Good, get 'em round here.

I'd love to see what they think of

the pissed up state you're in.

George, are you here?

- She fucking--

- Get your hands off me or I swear to God

I will knock your bloody head off.

- Get the fuck outta here or I'm calling my boys round.

- You're not getting anyone round,

now tell us what you've done with the kids.

- I don't know I kicked him out he's a little shit.

- Where are you Paul?

You're disgusting, come on Norman they're not here.

- Come on Denise he's not worth it.

- I swear to God if he's touched my Paul.

- [Angharad] Bloody hell Jean tinned fruit with baked beans?

- Don't start, I've left Gary at home with the kids

for three bloody days.

Well I get back baby David will have wiped his shit

all over the place and Cerys will have my make-up

all over her face and Gary will be sat

in the middle of it all rocking,

so don't you start with me, alright.

- She's a right bloody cock that woman.

- Do you know what I feel like?

I don't even know what I feel like anymore.

- Yeah well that's a good job 'cos you're going to get

a right mouthful when that dragon gets here.

- Do you reckon your dad'll be alright

with sorting us a job you know, whilst I sort myself out?

- I can't see why not.

You've got that assistant manager badge now.

You don't get many people wanting to work here

with those mind.

- Nice one.

- I can't see your mum liking it much though.

- I don't care sod her.

- Oh well I made up the spare room for you love.

You can even put a poster up if you like.

(laughing)

- Do you reckon he's alright, George I mean.

I just feel proper tight leaving him there like that.

- Oh at the end of the day he's a twat Paul.

He wants to drink himself into an early grave

just like his father.

- You outside now.

Well are you deaf or just bloody stupid I said now.

- Oh I'm sorry are you talking to me

or just shouting at me Mam?

- Don't play smart arse with me sunshine.

I've been to bloody London and back to find you.

- London, did you see George?

- Yeah a might have done.

- Did you see him?

- I'll tell you on the way back.

- Oh just bloody tell him Denise.

- Oh for Christ sake he wasn't even there.

Did have the pleasure of meeting his disgusting father

you had a lucky escape believe me.

- Oh you've just gone and made things a hundred times worse

why couldn't you've just stayed in Rochdale

where you belong?

- Shut up and get outside, we need to leave now

to get that last coach home.

- Well you'd best get going because

I wouldn't want you to miss it.

- Oh for Christ sake Paul what you gonna do?

Stay in Wales and play caravan park with her?

- And what's wrong with that?

Oh piss of Denise he's staying alright.

- Oh do you know if you were my daughter--

- I'd have been out the womb and the bloody door

at the same time.

- Look Mam don't fight me

you're just making it harder for yourself.

- Just get your stuff,

I have had enough of your bloody cheek.

Do you know what you've put me through this weekend?

- Oh I'm sorry if I've been hurting you.

Do you know what I'll just ring get you a taxi

to the coach station.

- Give over Paul, I'm tired, we need to leave now.

Come on Norman's holding the last coach for us.

There's a storm on the way.

- Mam I filled the fridge for you back at home.

It's gonna last you a good couple of weeks.

Have a safe trip back yeah.

- Paul, come back, please.

Stop messing about.

(very gentle music)

- You alright love?

(loud sobbing)

Ssh.

- Everything alright?

- No it's not.

Your mam has been snotting in my hair for the past hour.

- She still not gone home yet?

- Oh yeah she's back on the coach now.

- Really?

- No.

- She will be tomorrow even if I have to tie her

to the back of the coach.

Angharad can I ask you something?

- Yeah.

- Why are all the walls black?

- My dad did it when my mum died.

I don't really like it much.

He's better now.

What's that you got there?

- It's that Polaroid of me with George from last summer

- Oh that's lovely that is.

We should put this up on the counter.

- No, I know it sounds funny

but it's the only photo of him I've got.

- You need to get over him boyo.

I don't see what you see in him.

I mean there's gotta be some nice Welsh fairy valley boys

somewhere, maybe in Cardiff.

- I don't want fairy valley boys I want George.

- Got to take your mind off things.

Got it let's go out and get pissed.

(Paul groaning)

We'll have a great time.

- Not tonight.

- I know, sleepover, girly night in me and you.

- No I'm really tired and--

(upbeat music)

- No come on Paul get your hair down.

(thunder rumbling)

Bloody power cuts.

I swear one day of rain and this place goes to shit

I tell you.

Right come on we're going to have to go find the fuse box.

- Angharad I'm really scared of storms

me mam used to say when I was a kid that monsters

used to hide in them.

(Angharad laughing)

- She's bloody mother of the year that one.

- Can't we just get Norman to do it?

- Right Paul if you're going to stay around and be Welsh

you need to grow a pair right alright.

- I don't wanna be Welsh.

- Can't see a fucking, do you know when I find out

who's been leaving piles of shit around the place.

- Angharad it just moved.

- What?

- The rubbish I just saw it move.

Do you think it's a rat?

- I don't know touch it.

- No you touch it.

- Oh you're such a baby Paul.

Oh fucking hell!

- George!

(gentle music)

- Dad!

- George it's me it's Paul can you hear me

can you open eyes for me please George.

- Oh Paul he don't look so good.

He's probably been out here all night

pissed out of his head.

- No he's going to be fine I know he is.

Hey George it's me it's Paul,

can you open your eyes for me please.

- I'm getting Dad.

- Hey you see now you're back here

you're gonna be alright George.

Come on me and you we're getting out of here.

- Out of the way lad.

- Just be careful with him yeah.

- I need to get him to hospital you two stay here right.

- No I'm coming with you.

- You're in no fit state to go anywhere lad.

Angharad you stay by the phone.

George put your arm round me boy.

(thunder rumbling)

- He'll be alright.

- Has he rung yet?

- No love it's been about 30 seconds since you last asked.

- But he's been gone ages,

I'll just walk down to the campsite gates or something.

- Paul do you know how many piss heads they get

down in Trecco Bay hospital?

They're gonna be a while alright.

- What on Earth's going on down here?

Why are you two wet through?

Where's Norman?

- I don't know he said he'd gone out to meet someone.

- At 2:00 a.m, who'd he go and meet

this time of the morning?

- I think he said it was Elewyn, or was it Gwen,

I never can quite keep up.

- Oh yeah well who the bloody hell is Elewyn?

- Go back to bed Denise.

- Are you not talking to me Paul?

- Right if you're staying then don't go crying again

because I think I've had about as much shit

as I can take today.

- Jesus Christ I only came down for some water.

Tell your dad I'm looking for him.

- Paul, I don't think George is well enough

to go anywhere right now.

In the head I mean.

- He's fine he just got pissed and fell asleep

he's gonna be fine I know he is.

- Okay, so let's go to bed and maybe in the morning

he'll be here.

- You can go to bed I'm waiting here.

- But all you've done this past year is wait for him.

- So one more night's not gonna hurt is it?

- Okay.

(gentle guitar music)

We'll wait.

- George.

- [Angharad] Oh finally thanks for ringing Dad.

- [Norman] Is the spare bed made up Angharad?

- [Angharad] Yeah but Paul was going to--

- [Norman] No let's just get him to sleep right now.

Paul you top and tail with Angharad for tonight okay?

Come on lad.

- Okay, he's back hooray, come on let's go to bed.

- I'm just going to go see if he's alright.

- No no no leave him tonight, he's alive so it's sorted.

(quietly sobbing)

- I should've knocked.

- Hey it's fine.

- Are you alright I mean what happened to you?

- Do we have to do this now?

I'm knackered me.

- I was worried about you I mean

I thought you were going to.

- Well was a close one mate, pumped my stomach.

- Thank God you're okay now.

Listen did you, did you hear what you said to me in London?

- Oh just leave it tonight please.

- Leave it tonight I left it a whole year.

I waited for you George.

- You waited on a dream Paul.

- It didn't have to be a dream did it?

- You've got no idea mate.

- No idea about what?

- My dad, he needed me yeah.

He ain't get anyone to look after him and,

his liver's fucked mate.

- I'm sorry.

- He kicked me out Paul, said I was just like Mum.

He's gone mate.

There's nothing left of him no more like,

I didn't know where else to go.

- Yeah well I'm glad you came back here.

- Well I weren't expecting a warm reception

so I thought the booze might help.

- That's what I don't get about you.

You're one of the most confident people I've ever met

I don't get why you have to drink.

- The other day I wasn't myself you know that yeah.

I just completely lost myself in that house.

Didn't want you to see me like that, not ever.

(George flinches)

- You're bruised.

- I must've fallen.

- Well you're safe now, and that's all that matters.

- I was hoping you wouldn't show.

Or that you'd forget or, you'd go without me or something.

- Yeah will I made a promise didn't I.

- Paul I don't need you to look after me.

You know that yeah.

No one looks after me.

- Well you're not exactly doing a very good job

of looking after yourself are you George?

I used to look up to that North Star,

and yeah it sounds proper stupid.

But it made me feel like you were there.

When I was back home in that shitty place.

So yeah basically what I'm saying is that

I do care about you George.

- You can stay here if you want.

- I don't mind it's up to you.

(waves lapping on shore)

- Well that didn't take long did it boys?

Paul wake up your mum is on the rampage

I would get up now if I was you.

- [Denise] Paul!

- [Paul] Can't breathe.

- Shut up.

- What the bloody hell are you doing?

- I'm doing my bust exercises innit.

- Yeah well you don't need 'em any bigger love.

- Yeah but you gotta keep 'em firm Denise,

I've seen what can happen.

- Have you seen our Paul?

- Nope.

- Well he can't have gone far.

Where's your dad is he back yet?

- How the hell should I know?

- Right you, up, come and help me find Paul.

- I can't.

- Get up now.

- No I got these terrible cramps Denise.

- Jesus Christ.

- Mam!

- George, you dirty bastard.

Have you been hiding here this whole time

seducing my Paul?

- It was me Mam.

- Jesus Christ you're not even the legal age

to be sticking you know what up bloody you know where.

I can't believe you've done this to me

on top of everything.

- Done what to you Mam?

You know I'm finally happy for the first time in my life,

and yeah, with him.

- Are you telling me you're one of them homosexuals Paul?

- I'm telling you that I'm in love.

- In love, oh don't be ridiculous you're 17 for Christ sake.

- Yeah well you had me at 16.

- Yeah well exactly, young and stupid,

you don't know what you're thinking.

- I've been thinking about him for the past year Mam.

- Yeah will, what about this gay plague that's going round?

Christine from bingo's brother died of it you know.

I don't want my son to die.

- I'm not gonna die Mam.

- Right that's it we are leaving right now.

You are never seeing him ever again sunshine.

- No you are never seeing me ever again sunshine.

(gentle music)

Goodbye Mam.

- Please don't leave me on my own son,

you're all I've ever had.

You're my little boy.

- Hello lovely, what are you plans now?

- Em, I'm gonna go home.

- Will Paul be joining you?

- No Norman he's staying here with George.

- Shall I make you a nice cup of tea?

- Tea's not going to fix this one Norman.

- Right, I think Paul will be able to help George

get better, and that is a good thing.

You never know he might come home.

- Oh yeah he's helping him get better alright.

- It'll be alright Denise, I can feel it in my bones.

- You think they'll stay with you forever don't you.

I thought if I keep pushing down on him he'll stay with me.

God I'm so bloody stupid sometimes.

He's right though, I never did let him be himself.

Daft cow that's what I am.

- Don't be so hard on yourself.

He's turned out to be a proper decent young man.

- Thanks Norman, for helping and that.

- You don't have to be on your own you know.

Why don't you stay a while?

Ever since Norma died I could with

an extra pair of hands around the place like.

- What about Gwen and Elewyn get them to help out?

- Who the hell are Gwen and Eleywn?

I want you Denise.

- Bloody hell Norman, come here.

Thank you.

- Hey you okay?

- I'm fine.

- Me and you are alright though aren't we though.

Proper together now yeah?

- Paul, this time next month me and you are going to be

on a beach in Australia looking at the stars together.

I promise.

- Just need to get you better first though yeah.

- Hey I'm sound.

Are you going to tell your mum about us going then?

- Yeah I'm gonna tell her later today.

- Maybe you should leave it a few days mate.

She's been through a lot today.

- No we're getting ourselves sorted now.

Hey look what I got us from Rochdale.

Look I've got this deposit form sorted for us.

All you need to do is sign there,

even sent out some passport forms for us.

- I ain't got the money for a passport.

- Don't worry I've got enough for us.

Hey I've even filled the form out for you.

I'm sending off the deposit forms today.

Me and you are getting out of here George alright.

- Bloody hell boys you don't half put that woman

through some shit I tell you.

Oh George you look rough love.

- I'm fine.

- Are you sure you're alright?

- Yeah I'm sound, it's just 'cos of the other day,

just leave it.

- Sorry.

Has me mam left yet?

- Be fair love she ain't going anywhere.

- Are you taking the piss?

- I don't think you'll ever be able to escape her

so man up and get used to it.

- She ain't gonna move to Wales there's no way.

- We'll see.

Anyway we got some work to do.

- Go on then tell me everything.

Did it hurt, I bet it hurt that.

- What you on about?

- Well you know, fitting a large carrot

into a tiny acorn hole that's got to hurt a bit.

- Do you think he seems okay now,

like he just doesn't seem right.

- Well what do you expect he's been living in shit all year.

God knows what he's been through.

I told you Paul he's messed up.

- I just want everything to be okay now.

(laughing)

- Where do you think you are, fucking Disneyland?

And hurry up with those they post at five.

(pen tapping on desk)

Right that's it go to Trecco and get some supplies

that'll take your mind off things.

- Oh come on Angaharad--

- No I said bugger off, here's your list.

- There's just something I need to do first.

- Ah yeah well that's a surprise.

You know I'm not paying you to piss around Paul.

(quiet talking)

- Alright?

- Oh it's you is it, well I never forget a face right.

Anymore shit from you and your head will be out the window

and your arse will be hanging out the door, you got it.

- Just want a drink love, no trouble.

- Well that I can do but it's your last chance.

What'll it be?

- Double vodka love.

- Hey hey whoa if you want to drink in here

it's slow alright.

- Bloody hell Norman we're going to have to get

a better system in here.

Oh yeah, come to see me have you.

Oh don't worry about me, no love I'm fine.

Gonna work here for a while actually.

See you can't get rid of me that easily.

- Mam there's summat I need to tell you.

- Oh God what now.

At least no one's going to be pregnant eh?

- Mam I've been planning this for a while and I just,

never been the right opportunity to tell you

and I just wanted--

- [Denise] Oh spit it out.

- Promise you won't go sick.

- How can I promise that when I don't know what it is?

- Promise or I'm not going to tell you.

- Christ yes, I promise, go on.

- Me and George are moving to Australia

we've saved money and everything it looks like

it's finally going to happen so please don't kill us Mam.

- You little sneaks, like hell you are.

- Mam you said you wouldn't go mad.

- Mad, I'm bloody fuming.

Jesus Christ Paul are you actually this stupid.

He's just had his stomach pumped and God knows what else.

- You see I thought if I tried to tell you

you'd try and stop us.

- Well too bloody right I would.

Where's George, I bet he's planned all this

over a few vodkas.

- Mam I've been planning all this for the past year.

Sent off the deposit forms and everything.

- You've sent off the deposits?

Jesus Christ Paul you're too young

to be making decisions like this.

How's he afforded it?

Well you know what, I can't take this today,

this conversation stops here.

- I'm not doing this to hurt you Mam.

Everything's not about you,

I'm not going out of my way to make you miserable.

I want to see the world and I want to see it with George.

- Yeah well I tell you something son,

it's a nasty place out there.

Folk won't accept you and George

I can tell you that for nowt.

- Mam just stop!

(gentle music)

- And George yeah, he's still not well lad.

Just running away, what if something happens again?

Not if, when.

He's a time bomb Paul, just look at him

and stop trying to bloody save him.

- Mam he's gonna be fine I'm helping him.

He's never drinking again.

- Look it's not like a cold or flu you know,

it doesn't just go away.

He's got some heavy problems lad, and we're not his family.

He can't stay here playing caravan park forever.

And neither can we.

- It's happening, me and him are handling this together.

You're just gonna have to leave it yeah.

- What about what you two do together, in bed I mean.

People abroad aren't gonna like that.

- They love it over there the travel agent Judy

was telling us that they have a gay parade in Sydney.

- Oh I can give you a gay parade here.

I'll march up and down the campsite

waving rainbow flags and condoms.

- I know I should've told you sooner but

sometimes you proper scare me.

- Give over you soft kid.

So that's it then, how long have I got left

with my only son before it's goodbye forever?

- We're going next month.

- Oh God this is so ridiculous Paul you can't just leave me.

- Norman says it's gonna be a good thing

for me and George to do.

- Norman knows, oh great, another stab to the chest.

- You've got to let go of me.

I'm not doing this to hurt you.

There's just so much that I want to do and see.

And I can finally do it.

I don't dream it Mam, this time we're actually going.

- You're lucky you, you know that.

Not everyone has the chance to do

whatever the hell they want in life, believe me.

Oh God you don't think it's straight son,

just wait and see how George is please.

Oh I'd miss you too much you know.

I love you so much son.

- I love you too.

Just let me go, please.

Have you taken some of that money I've been saving?

- Mate as if I'd do that to you.

- Alright, hey Mam's been making dinner

she even asked what food you like, I think she's possessed.

- That sounds fucking banging mate.

- Are you drunk, what's wrong with you what,

look at your eyes a second.

- Oh get off me am I fuck drunk.

Look I need to go away for a few days.

- What you talking about away where?

- I just need two days to sort some stuff.

- You're not going back there George

not after what happened last time

but let's just talk about this over dinner or something.

- Look I just need to check my dad's alright

and I'll be back.

- You're not going back there I won't let you.

- Listen Paul nobody tells me what to do yeah.

Not you, not Norman not anybody.

Fuck you're going like you're my girlfriend or something.

- Yeah what are we, I mean I thought we were together now.

- Do you think because of last night we're together now.

I don't do together Paul, trust me, it don't work.

- You weren't even going to tell us.

- I was going to leave a note on the bed.

I knew you'd try and follow me.

I need to do this by myself.

- Don't because you won't come back, I know you won't.

George he's a piss head.

- Yeah but that piss head's all I've got.

- No because you've got me

and I think you've even got me Mam as well.

- But he's blood Paul, I just need to check he's alright

and I'll be back.

- No 'cos you won't come back I know you won't George.

Look you know what happened last time you got this pissed

you nearly died George,

he's not well enough to keep you safe

and I need you safe I can't lose you again, I can't.

- You don't get it Paul if I stay here

I'll end up fucked just like him.

I'm not putting that on nobody.

- So you weren't gonna come back?

You were just gonna leave us here

after everything we've been through?

George me and you we're getting out of here together.

- Do you actually still think me and you

are running away together?

Just wake up and fucking look at me Paul.

- No 'cos you told me to have a voice and I am using it.

Me and you are getting out of here George.

I've been saving all year for you.

Stop it please.

Go on, hit me, go on.

(gentle music)

But don't you think for one second

that I will stop caring about you.

(George sobbing)

- Why'd you even care Paul, I'm just some pissed up freak.

Please just let me go.

- [Paul] No 'cos you can get through it.

Fight like Spider-Man yeah.

- Just let me go Paul please, please Paul.

- [Paul] Look you gonna be fine, I promise you.

- Please.

- [Paul] I promise you.

- Please let me go please,

please Paul just let me go please.

(quiet talking)

- I'm glad you could make it.

- Thanks.

- Would you like to start the meeting?

You don't have to speak today if you don't want to,

it's up to you.

- No it's okay I will.

- How did he do in there Mam?

I wished you'd let me go in there with him.

- Come on he doesn't want you seeing him

in there like that.

- He's gonna be alright now though isn't he?

- Well it's a start.

- Thanks for doing this for me Mam.

- Yeah well we have to get him better

if he's gonna be my son-in-law.

Eh, wouldn't that be a laugh a gay wedding.

Oh I'm just kidding, they don't let gays get married.

(Paul sighing deeply)

Oh come on you we haven't had a laugh in ages me and you.

- Yeah well today's not exactly a funny day is it.

- Hey I tell you what I didn't think I'd be

back in this shit hole again.

Now it looks like I'm living here on that bloody campsite.

(laughing)

- Hi everyone, I'm George and--

- Are you okay?

- I'm here today because I'm an alcoholic

and I need your help.

(gentle choral music)

I need your help because soon I'm getting out of here.

And I need to get better for someone that

I really care about yeah.

So please I need your help.

- Are you sure you're okay?

(techno music)

- [Denise] About what?

- That you followed me, but what I mean is,

I'm glad you're here for me now.

- Paul you're me son I will be here with you and for you

until the day I die.

- Don't push it Mam.

- Don't you bloody push it.

God that were bloody quick.

- I don't feel good Paul.

- George. - Can you get us some help?

- Okay, right.

- George, George hey come on you're gonna be alright now

so just get up yeah.

- I never said thanks.

- For what?

- When I said I didn't need anybody,

I needed you Paul, so thanks.

- Don't be so stupid, don't talk like that come on,

hey in three weeks me and you, we're gonna be in Australia

and we're gonna be lying on the beach

under the stars somewhere.

We're getting away together George yeah.

George.

No George, George, George.

Mam do something.

Wake up George, George you made a promise to me

we're getting of here George, me and you.

We are getting out of here.

George come on.

Please George I need you.

Mam wake him up for me, Mam.

George please, I need you, George I love you,

George please.

Mam do something.

George please, George.

- [Angharad] You don't smoke.

- George.

- Fair play.

- I just keep thinking about the bruises on his skin.

You saw then and that we could've done something.

- Paul there's nothing anyone could've done.

You can go round and round with it.

His liver hadn't been good for a while

and with alcohol poisoning

it's bound to do something eventually.

It just--

- Stop talking okay.

- Sorry.

(wind howling)

It was a lovely service mind.

- His mam and dad didn't even show up.

They didn't care, no one cared.

- I didn't think he would've wanted them there.

I think he would've wanted you there.

- Look, there he is, shining bright,

looking down on us forever now.

Angharad.

- Yeah?

- What am I meant to do now?

- You'll burn bright,

brighter than any of those stars up there.

(very gentle music)

Bet I wouldn't get a leaving party.

- Oh no you'd get a parade, hooray she's gone.

Fireworks, marching band, the bloody lot.

- Piss off, mum.

- Do you know I can't wait to be your wicked stepmother.

(laughing)

Bloody hell it's nearly seven, where is everybody?

Listen can you finish these balloons?

- I'm going as fast as I can like.

- Yeah will not fast enough.

Don't bloody help.

- Hold on.

(banging on wall)

Tish, get downstairs now!

- Yes mistress.

- I take it you've finished cleaning upstairs then girl?

- Yes mistress, it took me forever.

I've licked down every surface,

every inch of the bathroom.

- Did I give you permission to speak?

Speak now.

- No, sorry Gwen, am I going to be punished?

- Sorry what?

- Mistress, I meant mistress, sorry mistress.

- People are watching okay.

- I've been misbehaving all afternoon.

- Now come on, get together.

Right what do you want her to do?

- Do you know what I think we can manage.

- Fair dos.

Okay upstairs Trish now.

- Thank you mistress.

- Okay, crawl off then, off you go upstairs.

(barking)

- Hello!

- Bloody hell April he's not three.

- April I told you that was a daft bloody gift.

- Well I don't know what gays like do I?

We saw a couple in Spain, didn't we Larry?

Gay they were, now they had a pink teddy

and it was all dressed in leather.

We were disgusted weren't we Larry?

- [Larry] Terrible that were.

- Not that we mind your Paul.

Mind you he's not gay now is he,

you know now the other lad's dead.

- [Larry] April!

- [April] What?

- [Larry] You can't go saying things like that.

- Oh just bloody hide they'll be here in a minute.

- Oh no wait my Gethin's not here yet.

- [Denise] Who the bloody hell's Gethin?

- Alright babe.

- Ah!

(noisy kissing)

- They've just opened a new store down the road like.

Bloody marvelous it is, queues for miles like.

- And what do they want to open a new store

when they got a perfectly good one here like?

- I know but half price shortbread,

I kid you not Angharad.

- You wanna watch that one Gethin,

she's a bad egg that one.

Riddled with it too I bet.

- [Denise] And how old's he?

- Oh just bloody hide Denise.

- [All] Surprise!

- Bloody hell Norman I told you to take him

round the back way.

- Dirty bastard.

- Oh you didn't have to do all this Mam.

- Oh it's nothing.

I just wanted to give you

a proper northern send-off you know.

- Right let's get pissed.

- All drinks are on me and Norman tonight.

- Tidy.

- Listen, it's not much but it'll help you out

for your first few weeks.

- You don't have to do this Mam.

- I know, gone a bit soft of late.

Listen, you don't have to go now,

if you're not ready I mean.

- I am ready.

I want to see the world Mam, George taught me that.

- Yeah I know he has.

Oh but you're so young.

You've got all the time in the world.

Okay, okay I know you're going but I'm a phone call away

you call me if you need anything.

- I promise, but I need to do this Mam.

I will come back.

- No you won't, but that's okay.

You know when I was younger I had dreams of flying away.

I always fancied Spain or Greece, but they were just dreams.

Before I knew it I was cooking beans and chips everyday

in that bloody school canteen.

- But look at you now, living the dream in Wales.

(laughing)

- [Angharad] Where's the music?

(upbeat music)

- Go on son, have a dance.

Let your hair down.

- Go live the dream Paul.

♫ It's right about the quiet times

♫ Can leave you feeling cold inside

♫ Till I'm here

♫ Till I'm here with you

♫ Is this the way it's meant to be

♫ As those around us stop to breathe

♫ And catch the beauty in the sea

♫ Made up by you

♫ It's true you save the last dance for me

♫ And as the music slows down I'm falling

♫ Falling for you

♫ You're here and you can say the next line for me

♫ And as the dance floor clears out I'm falling

♫ Falling to you