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Are you going to eat your pie? Can l have it?
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You've had two pieces of pie.
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When are you gonna pay me
for your board and room?
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l gave it to him.
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- What did you give it to him for?
- Well, he said he was boss.
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Oh, he did, huh?
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Don't get sore, honey. l was only kidding.
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From now on you pay me for your board.
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Well, we've got to be running along.
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Goodbye, honey.
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Bye.
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Where do you think you're going?
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Well, we're going to the ball game.
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You're going to the ball game?
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Certainly. We businessmen
have to relax some time. Don't we?
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We certainly do.
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lf you want to relax,
you can stay home and wash these dishes.
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- Wash the dishes?
- Yeah, what would his friends think?
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You keep out of this.
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You'll stay home. Come on, the dishes.
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- l'll be seeing you.
- Oh, no, you don't!
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lf l've got to wash the dishes,
he's gonna dry them.
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l don't care who does what
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but you're not leaving me here
washing the dishes alone.
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After we get through,
then can we go to the ball game?
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You can do what you like.
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Thank you, honey...er, Mrs Hardy.
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Get me the dish pan.
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Over there.
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Get me the soap powder.
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And don't forget to rinse them off.
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Get out of the way.
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Pull out that board.
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Don't keep handing them to me.
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When it's dry, put it in a nice, dry place.
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Now we're getting someplace.
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You open the cupboard, l'll put those away.
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See who that is. Oooh!
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- ls Mr Hardy home?
- Yes, sir. But he's not in.
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What's the matter with you?
Too lazy to answer the door?
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- Good afternoon, Mr Finlayson.
- Good afternoon.
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- What's the idea?
- l'm here for the payment on the furniture.
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- lt was paid yesterday.
- Steady, woman! Not to me it wasn't.
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- Oliver!
- Yes, baby, l'm coming.
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There must be some mistake.
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Did l or did l not give you the money
to pay on the furniture?
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- You certainly did.
- Then why wasn't it paid?
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l gave it to him to pay it for me.
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Then what did you do with it?
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- l gave it back to him.
- You gave it to me?!
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l gave it to you to pay my room and board,
then you gave it to her. Recomember?
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Do you mean to say that
the money that he gave to you
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that you gave to him that he gave to me
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was the same money
that l gave to him to pay him?
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Well, if that was the money that
you gave to him to give to me to pay to him,
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it must have been the
money that l gave him
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to give to you to pay my rent, didn't l?
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Mr Finlayson, l owe you an apology.
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And $37.
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Then this money must belong to you.
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The next time,
l want my payment without any detour.
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Ha! He gave it to you and you gave it to him
and who give it to what!
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Why, you're all nuts!
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You big dumbbell,
l can't trust you to do a thing.
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And as for you,
l've a good mind to throw you out.
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- You can't do it.
- l can't do it?!
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No, cos l've paid my room and board
in advance and l gave it to him.
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What do you mean?
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That was the money that she gave to me
and l gave it to you to give to him,
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then you gave it back to me
and l had to give it to her to give to him.
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Was that the money that
she gave to him that l gave to you to...
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Why, certainly.
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Well, if she wants to give it to him,
that's her business.
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- No use you and l arguing about it.
- Oh! Cut it out.
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What humiliation.
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Creditors hounding me at my very fireside.
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You know what?
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- What?
- l've got an idea.
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Let's hear it.
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How much money
have you and your wife got in the bank?
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Well, if it's any of your business,
we have a joint account of $300.
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Why?
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Why don't you draw the money
out of the bank,
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pay off the furniture and own it outright?
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You wouldn't have any interest to pay
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and you wouldn't have
any hounds in your fireplace.
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- That's a good idea.
- l'm glad you like it.
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Oh, honey?
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What is it?
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- Stanley's got a great idea.
- What now?
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He said we should draw our money
out of the bank and pay the furniture off.
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We'll do nothing of the kind.
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That money stays right where it is.
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Listen, tumbleweed,
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from now on you mind your own business.
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Draw the money out of the bank!
The very idea.
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l've come to the conclusion
you haven't an ounce of brains.
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Are you going to let her talk to you like that?
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- l certainly am not.
- l don't blame you.
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She talks to you like water off a duck's back.
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lf she was my wife,
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l'd throw her out of the back
and go and buy some furniture.
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Stanley...you're absolutely right.
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l'll learn her!
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Come on.
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- You know where the bank is?
- Why, certainly.
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$300.
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- That's a lot of money.
- lt sure is.
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ââââ
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Gentlemen, this beautiful
antique grandfather clock
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is worth $2500 of anybody's money
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and you're asking me
to give it away for $150?
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- 155.
- 155. Thank you.
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155 for the beautiful old antique...
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At last we get something for nothing.
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160! $160, do l hear any more?
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$160 for this beautiful antique clock.
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Oh, gentlemen! Step right up.
We're giving things away today.
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There's plenty of seats up front.
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$200, folks. Don't let me sell
this beautiful clock for $200.
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- $200 once...
- 205.
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- 205, 205...
- 210.
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- 210.
- $225.
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- $225...
- 230.
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$230. $230 once...
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- Just a minute.
- All right, lady, take your time.
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Will you do me a favour? My heart is set on
that clock and l've left my money at home.
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Will you keep the bidding open
till l go and get it?
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Don't let anyone have it
and l'll pay you well for your trouble.
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My dear madam, being a true southerner,
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chivalry is my middle name
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to say nothing of the hospitality.
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$230 l'm bid,
do l hear any more? $230...
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235.
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- 235...
- l'll be back in a minute.
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235 once, 235 twice.
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Third and last call...
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- $240.
- $240!
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240, do l hear any more? $240.
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245.
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245.
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- 250.
- 250. $250.
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255.
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- 255!
- 260.
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- 260.
- 265.
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- 265...
- 270.
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- 270.
- Two hundred and...
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- What are you bidding against me for?
- Well, you're bidding against me. 275.
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280.
150
00:12:09,135 --> 00:12:11,603
- 285.
- 285...
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- 290.
- 290! 290.
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Sold to the jolly gentleman
on my left for $290.
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Thank you.
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Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
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Well, folks,
that concludes the sale for today.
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Hey, you!
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Come and pay your money
and take your clock out of here.
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Pardon me just a moment.
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l beg your pardon, sir,
but you don't understand.
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l wasn't bidding for myself, l was bidding for
a lady and she went to get her money.
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Oh, yeah? Well, you did the bidding
and you'll do the paying. Boss?
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Yes?
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- What?
- He bought a clock and won't pay for it.
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ls that so? Well, we've got a way... Oh!
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l'll handle this.
l've had trouble with these birds before.
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Now, you pay this man what you bid
or l'll call the cops.
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You take that clock and get out of here!
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You gave it to him
and he gave it to me and... Get out! Oh!
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He gave it to him... Get out of here!
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- Morning.
- Good morning, Mrs Hardy.
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You know l have a joint account
with my husband
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and l'd like you to fix it
so that only l can draw the money out.
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l'd be glad to do it
but your husband was here...
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That's very nice. Thank you.
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What?! Did he take the money?
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Yes, ma'am. All of it. He closed the account.
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- Hey, Ollie.
- What?
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Let's put it down a minute.
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- Mr Finlayson!
- Yes?
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- Have you seen my husband?
- Yes, he was here.
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Thank goodness.
Did he pay you for the furniture?
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- He did not.
- Then what was he doing here?
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He bought himself a grandfather clock.
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A clock?! What for?
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For $290, that's what for.
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Well, here's another nice kettle of fish
you've pickled me in.
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What are you going to tell her
about the clock?
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l'm gonna tell her nothing.
l'll keep everything in the dark.
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And if you keep your mouth shut,
nobody will be any the wiser.
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Hello, honey.
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- What's the matter?
- Where's that clock?
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- What clock?
- The clock you paid $290 for.
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Why, that's ridiculous.
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Where would l get $290?
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- Where's that clock?!
- l don't know.
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He was going to keep it in the dark.
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And if l didn't keep my mouth shut,
nobody'd be any the wiser.
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Why didn't you keep your trap shut?
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Gimme that chair.
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Are you going to cook something?
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Yes. l'm going to cook his goose.
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Taking my money out of the bank!
l'll give him clocks.
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âââ
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You can go right in.
The second room on the right corridor.
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- Good morning, Mr Laurel.
- Good morning, Mrs Nurse.
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- How's Mr Hardy?
- l believe he's convalescing.
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l'll wait till he gets through. l'll sit over here.
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Get Mr Laurel on the phone.
Have him come down here at once.
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00:17:06,255 --> 00:17:08,325
Why, Doctor. That's Mr Laurel there.
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Oh, good. We need you.
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Right this way.
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Mr Laurel, l regret to inform you
that Mr Hardy has had a relapse
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and l need to give him a blood transfusion.
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Huh.
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Mr Hardy suggested that you'd be pleased
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to let us take the blood from you.
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- How do you mean?
- Oh, it's simple.
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We take some of your blood
and transfer it to Mr Hardy
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to give him strength and make him well.
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What do you think l am? A bloodworm?
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Nurse, take Mr Laurel upstairs
and prepare him for the operation.
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- This way.
- Do l have to take me hat off?
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- Ready, Nurse?
- Ready, Doctor.
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Open the valve.
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- Doctor, look!
- Close the valve, quickly!
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- lt won't, Doctor!
- lt must. Try it again!
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Get the Doctor!
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- Doctor, that Laurel and Hardy case!
- What?
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Mr Laurel has passed out.
We've taken too much blood.
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Reverse the operation. Give some blood
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from Mr Hardy to Mr Laurel.
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- But that'll get them all mixed up!
- What difference does it make?
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They come to me for everything!
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Come on!
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00:18:53,855 --> 00:18:58,883
Well, here's another nice mess
you've gotten me in to. Hm!
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l couldn't help it!
The doctor sent me upstairs...
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l look like you and you look like me
and l don't know what to do...
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Shut up and come on.
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Goodbye, Mr Hardy.
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Goodbye!
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Goodbye, Mr Laurel.
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Goodbye, my dear madam.
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Wait a minute, l forgot something.
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