Original subtitles

so

oh

oh

foreign

okay

wasabi ninja

be careful

uh

uh

room

ah

yes

hey

oh

what are you trying to do

crack my ribs

i thought maybe you swallowed some water

not yet but i could assure you some now

with a little something in it

i left my portable bar at home

well fine hero you turned out to be

even a or scotch for a poor

drowning gal

sorry

well thanks anyway and if you ever get

to los angeles you look me up i'll give

you a couple of free tickets to a

wrestling match you should enjoy that

oh

hey hey where's my camera my camera

here you are

thanks again

your camera all right oh sure it's

waterproof shockproof too

say

you're not

no

no you couldn't be

it couldn't be what

still

turn your head to the right

no

the other way

no no resemblance to bob miller

should there be

well just a shot in the dark

i really didn't expect to find him here

though or anywhere for that matter

this bob miller sounds like he's good

and lost for over nine years now he's

less than the war department files as

missing in action and flight over the

jungle

poor pilot

among other things

to a couple of million americans he was

also mr football

robert bob miller

all-american quarterback war hero

idol of the nation

and one day he went out on a routine

flight over the jungle

poof

goodbye mr all-american

now you're looking for him that's right

you see he didn't have any parents but

he did have an uncle

mr moneybags himself why he had more

bank books than he had pockets to put

him in

so he hired me to look for bob and

if i find him bring him back

stanley and livingston

and lawrence and bob miller

why the camera

i'm a freelance photographer

now you see i know i won't find miller

what at least i can bring back a record

of the search and it should make a very

good picture

supposing you find him

well of course that's not very likely

after nine years

but if i do

if i do this film will be worth its

weight in gold

good luck and i hope you'll find your

gold

well you're not very subtle but thanks

anyway

say

i don't even know your name yet i'm anne

lawrence jim

jungle jim that's right oh no

oh it couldn't be what's the joke

well did you ever hear tell the man who

chased a woman until she caught him

well i've been chasing you and it looks

like you've caught me or at least saved

my life

i thought you were looking for bob

miller

well you see i was told that you were

the best guy in the jungle to help me

find bobby

and brother do i need a guide

what you need young lady is

if you locate your porters and equipment

you can come with me where meeting of

the chiefs tribal warfare

raids by some unfriendly tribe

what's that got to do with me

this tribe is being led by a white man

bob miller could be

would you like to come along well you

just try and hold me back let's go

uh

uh

many moons now wardrobes beat

blood flow like water how many tribes

have been attacked

all tribes

bono speak for all

they attack my people matusa

burn village

kill women babies take away men bono

fight but no good

medusa people afraid run away

i can't believe that bono your people

would never run away from danger not run

away from danger

run away from skeleton men what skeleton

men

skull and bones move through jungle are

people afraid run away then bad natives

come burn village take away men same

thing happened to all tribes

your message said something about a

white man

white man with gun lead bad natives and

skeleton men

chiefs of all tribes have big meeting we

make army big army

you jungle jim our friend lead army

fight bad natives drive away skeleton

men

bring peace to jungle

i can't lead your army until we find out

who our enemy is

where his huts are and how many spears

he has jungle gyms speak with wisdom

bono go tell other chiefs

do you think this renegade white man

could be bob miller

anything's possible in the jungle

possible but not very probable huh

i take it from your words of wisdom to

the chief that you uh figure on doing

some exploring

prospecting for information miss

lawrence

not for gold

well if you insist upon insulting my

crass commercial nature then you might

as well call me anne

how about taking me along jim

it might be dangerous

so what a picture of you with your head

in the lion's mouth would be worth any

danger

this line's got a big mouth

room enough for both of our heads

well that should be real cozy all chiefs

agree do what jungle jim say

bono come with jim find skeleton men

good

well when do we start right now

we'll take a look at the village first

and see if we can find any leads let's

go

is

bring more men good

any more deaths

three this morning

one now

that's bad

burning rocks dangerous men dig one two

days

burn like rock

very quick die

all time need new men

you'll have to make more raids on the

tribes for men when you go

i'll take a war party and start out

again tomorrow with the skeleton men

meanwhile keep them digging i need all

the rock chick in mind

good good

punjabi

white men all right that's a shoe print

what about natives never seen the marks

of this tribe before they came

downstream and went back up after the

raid

what do you think you're doing your

first cousin to a baboon you

singali only drive upstream they good

not bad natives what do we do

visit them see if they know anything if

they don't

miss lawrence you ready to go now yeah

jim

what do you expect to find at the

zingali village

maybe nothing maybe a lead to this white

man and the trouble of making a tribe

then what

and keep on going

the bonuses in galilee are the last

friendly outposted natives on the river

there's nothing but uncharted wilderness

and harford rapids on the river beyond

them that's right you're frightened

well if you hear a sound like rolling

dice don't be fooled want to be my teeth

chatter

well we can still turn back or leave you

with a native

well the noise you'd hear then would be

a couple of lonely silver dollars in my

purse crying out for company

it must be fun to worship at the order

of the great god money

well at least you've always got plenty

of company

that's all right unless you're choosing

about your company you keep we'll be at

the village in about an hour

so

oh no bring the packs

jim

jim what did you find out well we're on

the right track zingali see skeleton men

haven't seen the skeleton men know the

trouble of making natives

oh you're a big help nobody knows from

nothing but we're on the right track

would you be interested in knowing what

they said about a white man

white man

bob miller

i don't know but they're talking about a

great white god

a man who throws thunder with his hands

thunder well

if it's bob miller that's a new one he

used to be pretty good at throwing

forward passes but one thing they didn't

teach him at college was how to how to

throw thunder jim you think maybe man

who throw thunder and man who lead bad

natives not same white man

i don't know but i think we better get

some sleep we'll find out more tomorrow

come on

so

get up

get up

why is it what's wrong villagers being

attacked skelton man skelton man all

right come on we gotta get out of here

boy

my camera

oh

away by the woman

they probably got the river guarded but

it's our only chance you think i can

make it have i got a choice

never make it that way too many guards

through here it's a shortcut to the

lower river and rapids

where's tampa you'll follow us

um

what

jump when i tell you

child

uh

uh

three

let's take it to my village you can all

rest there and gully yeah

uh

yep

come

better do as he says

sidewalks

hey jim

am i seeing things

an iron forge operated by sea sauce

and now a clothesline in the heart of

the jungle

maybe we're both seeing things

come

so

see you slept

glad you're okay now they're fixing up

some chop you don't mind eating picnic

style just a minute would you mind

telling us where we are and who you are

not at all this is the village of the

sucker tribe my name is miller bob

miller now if you're ready to eat you

can follow me

because you're a pot of gold in the

flesh

and me without a camera

ever think of selling blowout patches

for bubble gum

understand there's big money in it

and you think you're on the trail of

these skeleton men as you call them we

think so they probably come from

somewhere deep in the jungle well you're

pretty deep now i've never heard of

anyone going much further in and coming

back to write a book about it afterwards

you sound like you've tried

the book part no but i did try exploring

deeper inland once and

if i told you what i'd seen you wouldn't

sleep well at night

mona gichi land

you've been there

no but i heard about it then you know

what are you going to do about it keep

running on going till we find some trace

of those skeleton men

i heard somewhere that discretion was a

better part of valor

somebody forgot to tell that to the

skeleton man and the white renegade

leader well they haven't bothered my

tribe

until they do it's none of my business

when there's trouble in the jungle it's

everybody's business i'll worry about it

later

there's a nice lake close by have a

little swim

wonderful i'd love to got to get some

stuff together pulling out in the

morning see you later

well

how do i look

no comment

turn around again

i can't understand you're not wanting to

go home

why should i

now that's no answer

so you crashed here and the native saved

your life

nursed you back to health

you've more than repaid them for that

you don't belong

are you trying to entice me with my

uncle's millions

i knew they'd look good

better than they do on old phineas

moneybags

no thanks

i studied a lot of stuff in college

things i thought i'd never use

but i've given these natives little

things that they never knew existed

and they're very grateful to me

indoor plumbing two chickens in every

pot

you know i think this business of being

the great white god has gone to your

head

maybe it has

but it's quite a feeling to know that

these simple natives look to me for

guidance and help

well there are a lot of people back in

the states that could use some guidance

and help

it wouldn't be the same

you mean you wouldn't be the great white

god who throws thunder with his hands

oh you heard about that

well i saw you do it remember

it's just a little hocus pocus variation

of the molotov cocktail i hope this

pocus is right

million bucks just sitting there waiting

for him and what does the guy do plays

nurse made to a bunch of barefoot

barbarians i give up

bob what is it skeleton man

they attacked one of my hunting parties

killed two of them in and kidnapped the

rest but what are you gonna do start

throwing a little that thunder around

jim was right

and there's trouble in the jungle sooner

or later it's everybody's trouble bob

we'd better get back to the village

my men are ready jim

you sure you want to do this don't worry

about him when it comes to fool things

he's in a class by himself

is that why you're coming along

well somebody has to go along and make

sure you two heroes come in out of the

rain when it pours

and besides i might get enough material

out of this for a story that'll pay me

good money

mr miller thinking the way he does about

returning to civilization it's about the

only way i can break even on this deal

look here

the monogici country is oval with this

river skirting it

the men we're after are somewhere up

here the war party and equipment will go

by river traveling only at night and

hiding out during the day

they'll stop here and wait for us

we'll take our chances oberlin that's

our only hope of finding our

headquarters it won't be a picnic

look

100 foot long if it's an inch

hide before season

so

so

he may have some relatives here we

better go on in another direction

so

so

jim

look

skeleton man

wow man get up quick

lookout

uh

tim come here

come here untie me

in the jungle tambo wait for me

so

honda

cool

so

an unexpected guest how do you do

in there come on

i must apologize for not being here to

greet you when you first arrived

my name is heller dr mitchell heller

industrial chemist

oh yes you

you must be curious about all this about

me

let me set your minds at ease

this is igneous rock

a very rare and difficult substance to

find

it contains within itself what we call

magma

which is formed in nature by a hot

solution of liquids and gases

in itself the rock is worthless just so

much stone in its effect upon other

elements however it is priceless

into those vats we place the igneous

rock

it's heated until the liquids and gases

and the magma begin to separate

bengali

at this point we add ordinary sugar

with startling results as you can see

when the sugar is burned it leaves the

residue of pure carbon which is

immediately captured in hell suspended

by the magma the whole solution is

subtly immersed in cold water

this sudden cooling creates unbelievably

tremendous pressures and the carbon

under the action of the liquefied and

gaseous magma is recrystallized but into

an entirely different form

results are diamonds

perfect priceless synthetic diamonds

impossible to distinguish from the real

thing

except for the young lady

the rest of you will be assigned to the

mines to dig for igneous rock

oh yes i forgot to mention this this

rock also contains another strange

property because of the radioactive

elements in the rock it soon affects the

human tissue

have you been mining it for a few days

you too will feel a weakness

a definite physical change

it's a matter of only a short time

before you die

an annoying situation which makes it

necessary from time to time to recruit

new workers for the mine

i

hope you've enjoyed my little

dissertation

are there any questions

yes

when do you crawl back under the rock

with the rest of the insects

cabana carvalho

so

so

exposed film

the only containers that customs

inspectors don't open

with diamonds worth what they are today

it'll be interesting to try to take them

out of the country in film containers

you'll never get away with it perhaps

not

in the bottom drawer of that desk you

will find a chest of diamonds

be good enough to replace your film with

the gems

and uh then reseal the containers

i won't do it you're a very attractive

girl

if i were you i shouldn't exchange the

glow of beauty for the glow of radio

activity

there's a guard outside so don't be

foolish

and

as for that friend of yours who escaped

he won't get very far

where's bob and bono in the mind digging

that stuff

help me with this

let's get out of here what about

heller's diamonds there's a fortune

there

leave them

take this hide in the jungle i'll be

with you as soon as i can okay

so

so

okay jim

i'll try and make it back in time

remember the flaming arrow

ah

what good is it going to do to blow up

the inlet it's directly over the caves

where heller makes his diamonds

but letting the water flood the caves

won't just destroy heller and his men

you'll kill all those prisoners they

change shifts in the afternoon when i

give you the signal

you blow up the inlet

well that takes care of the caves now

what about heller

when the blast goes up

bob and his men will attack the village

from the east at the same time oh no

we'll lead all the prisoners on a break

to the west

very neat but do you think it'll work

hope so

good luck jim

hand me the dynamite

now i'll get it set

what do you want jim

hello

bye

uh

uh

uh

thank you

one

where's jim chase heller that way come

on

out

so

there they are

uh

so

round up all the prisoners and start

them back to their villages bono

you and your men can take care of the

mac leads we'll see that they're turned

over the commissioner and the native

police

and when you're finished taking pictures

we better start back i'm finished

those pictures should be worth a lot of

money

that's right

and i suppose my uncle will pay you

plenty for finding me

even more if i were able to bring you

back to the states

bob

have you changed your mind about going

back to a million dollars

i'm still not interested

uh-huh well

hey what's the idea

i thought you said that film was worth a

lot of money

and who needs money in the jungle

you