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[Dej Loaf's "Liberated" plays]
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♪ This is for the girls ♪
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♪ That don't need no makeup
when they wake up ♪
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♪ For the introverts ♪
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♪ No, we don't gotta say much ♪
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♪ People gettin' liberated ♪
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ZOEY: In college,
you get so close to your crew
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that it feels like there are
no boundaries whatsoever...
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♪ If you got the feeling ♪
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You share food...
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- ♪ If you feel free ♪
- ...drinks...
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♪ Then you should lift your hands ♪
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...and hopefully not mono.
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But best of all, you share experiences.
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And on this day, my friends
and I were gonna share
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Luca's big art debut
at the Cal U Arts Fest.
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♪ People gettin' liberated ♪
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♪♪
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♪ Get up on your feet ♪
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Ooh! There's the artist, right there.
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Hey, Luca!
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Hi.
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Hey. Hi.
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Yep, that's m'dude.
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He should've had his own tent,
but next year.
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A wall is fine for now.
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The thing about having no boundaries,
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and sharing so much...
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...is that it's all the more shocking
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when someone is still able
to cross the line.
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Damn, Zoey, I didn't know
you had it in you.
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I don't.
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But whoever that is very much does.
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♪ Watch out, world, I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
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♪ Learn something new every day ♪
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♪ I don't know, so I'm-a feel my way ♪
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♪ Got the weight of the world on me ♪
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♪ But no regrets, this is what I say ♪
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♪ Watch out, world, I'm grown now ♪
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- ♪ I'm grown ♪
- ♪ You can tell me ♪
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♪ My heart beating so loud ♪
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♪ Mama, look, I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
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♪♪
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Look, whoever that is, she's hideous.
She has nothing on you.
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"A", there's no way of telling
what she actually looks like.
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And "B", legit a second ago
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you thought that hideous girl was me.
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I did.
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- [Whispering] I-I got this.
- [Whispering] Go.
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- [Normal voice] Okay, Zo, you know what?
- Yeah?
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It's probably just a favor
for some relative...
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- Mm-hmm.
- ...who's an aspiring influencer.
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I bet you it's his cousin.
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Luca.
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Is this your cousin?
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Huh? N... No, no.
That's my ex-girlfriend.
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- [Gasps]
- Okay, well, I tried.
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♪♪
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Hey. What? I was just admiring
the composition.
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'Cause this body, when looking
at it, is very well-composed...
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- Mm. Mnh-mnh.
- ...I'd say.
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- Is there something wrong?
- Hm?
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Hm?
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You know what? There's a lot
of other stuff to go see.
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I'm gonna go check out the queer
performance art at Titanium.
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- Hard pass for me.
- Oh.
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You actually weren't invited.
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This is about me exploring
my own community
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without your privileged, cisgendered,
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heteronormative gaze.
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Geez, you are really shot-gunning
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Professor Hewson's Kool-Aid.
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She's my gay guru.
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[Gasps] My gay-ru.
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I have no idea what you people
are saying.
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Here, let me translate
for you. M'byeeeee!
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I still don't know. [Clears throat]
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We are gonna go, too.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Bye, Zoey.
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Do you wanna... You don't
want to see any more...
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Update me every five minutes.
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Okay.
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[Sighs]
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Really nice art, Luca.
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Word? 'Cause I'm kind of
feeling the vibe that...
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Oh, no, it's really,
really nice. Really moving.
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It really fricking moved
all my friends out of the tent.
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There it is.
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I'm just feeling really stupid
right now, Luca.
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Not in the kind of like,
"Oh, God, I mispronounced
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'expresso' again" kind of stupid.
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You'll find it.
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Everybody came out to support you
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because I told them
it meant a lot to me.
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And you weren't even gonna
give me a courtesy heads up
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that your art is
a half-naked ex-girlfriend?
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I mean, key word being "art."
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Look, you're on the board, too.
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Oh, great. I'm a masterpiece.
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[Chuckles] Anyway, who is this ex,
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and how come I have never heard of her?
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Two places I never visit...
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that's Bora Bora during
the rainy season and my past.
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Sure. Who wants to take
an umbrella onto a plane?
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But your past is very presently
right in my face
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wearing a very sheer, lacy bralette.
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Okay. Well, this is Juliette,
my ex-girlfriend.
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She means nothing.
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You're Zoey, my present girlfriend,
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and you mean everything.
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♪♪
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You're right. I do.
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But anyway,
what's your stand on hot dogs?
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Do you find them, like,
appetizers, or finger foods?
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Do you call them a sandwich?
Not a sandwich?
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It is a piece of meat between two buns.
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All right. Dude, enough
with the hot dogs, okay?
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I'm sorry I've been avoiding you lately.
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It's just that when Luca
caught us, it freaked me out.
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That could have been Zoey,
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and you know that would've
been a nightmare.
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So, I just figured it would
just be best to just stop
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before anything big happens...
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you know, b-beyond us making out.
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Yes, I get it. I get it, okay?
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We're good.
We're just friends who made out.
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No big deal.
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- Right.
- Right.
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So, let's get some food, as friends.
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Hot dogs?
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Yeah, yeah. 'Cause friends...
friends eat.
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Friends eat. Pals eat. Buddies eat.
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- Friends eat all the time.
- Let's do it, friend.
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[Cheers and applause]
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Pronoun pin?
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Is that... Do people have them on?
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It's a way to let everyone
know your gender identity
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without having to say it
every five seconds.
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Plus, we love swag.
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We/us sure do!
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That was stupid. Ugh.
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Sorry. I-It's my first time.
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[Crowd shouting]
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[Cheers and applause]
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Most, if not all, of you here
have a coming-out story.
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Some share it in film, some in poetry.
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I'd like to share my experience
in a song.
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[Cheers and applause]
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[Screams]
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♪♪
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[Screaming continues]
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They say life imitates art,
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but have you ever seen a piece of art
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that seems to just straight up
imitate the shit out of you?
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[Sighs]
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♪♪
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You know what? Juliette's pretty
hot... for a hideous person.
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And if he is inspired by her
as an artist,
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I guess I shouldn't be mad.
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If anything, I should be supportive.
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Yeah, I'm sure she means
nothing. [Chuckles]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[Gasps]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Hold up.
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If she means nothing,
then why does my boyfriend
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have the same permanent nothing
on his body?
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[Sighs]
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It's time to call Ana. Time to dive.
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So, Luca wanted me to respect
his boundaries,
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but that tattoo really
pushed me past mine.
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[Cellphone rings]
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Oh, my gosh. It's Zoey. We've been made.
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"Made"? Are... Will you
answer the phone, maniac?
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We are ordering gourmet hot dogs, okay,
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not going "toes to nose" on the table.
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- Hey.
- The deep dive is on.
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I need to know everything
about that Juliette character.
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Where she lives, her next of kin,
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how she and Luca started dating,
and why it ended.
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All right, all right, um, let me just
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switch over to hands-free
real quick, okay?
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[Cellphone beeps]
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First, you get your little
skinny ass on Instagram.
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Do they still follow each other?
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Unh-unh. I said "no relish."
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And don't let me see you
scrape it off, boo-boo.
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Next, you've got to find out,
do they like each other's posts?
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Do they comment? Do they like
each other's comments?
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You check that slut's Insta story,
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but stay on each clip
for less than three seconds,
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or she'll see that you viewed it.
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If you think you can't handle it,
use my burner account.
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It's Mrsworldwide2016.
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Hello?
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Hello? Are you still there?
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Yeah, yeah. No, um, it's just a lot.
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I know, baby girl.
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And it's gonna get worse
before it gets better.
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Because after Instagram, you
check Google, you check Twitter,
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you check Snapchat,
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and if you're up for it,
you check Venmo.
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Venmo?
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If they're splitting costs,
you're splitting up.
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Right.
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Good luck, Zoey. Get to work.
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I'll keep you posted.
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♪♪
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- Don't be weird. Get me a napkin.
- Okay.
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So, like a good student,
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I was gonna follow
Ana's advice to the letter.
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The deep dive was officially on.
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ANA: Start by searching for
who Luca follows.
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Here we go.
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♪ Bag day, buy your bag day ♪
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♪ ...tab say, cash out on the Cash app ♪
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Be efficient.
Cover all possible spellings.
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♪ Yeah, she nasty ♪
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Okay, there's two of them.
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A white one with a private page.
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Get over yourself, White Juliette.
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The other one is...
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[Gasps] This is her. Found her.
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♪ I'm-a throw a fit ♪
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[Ding!]
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Damn. He still follows her.
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Figure out when they were last
publicly seen together.
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That's going to be around
the time when they broke up.
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♪ Speed it up in that coupe,
ain't slowin' down, hey ♪
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♪♪
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[Ding!]
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Now that you've figured out
when they broke up,
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you need to slow down
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and inspect every photo post-breakup
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to see if there's any level
of communication.
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This is where the real work begins.
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♪ Yeah, she super lit ♪
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♪ If you don't buy her what
she want, she gon' throw a fit ♪
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♪♪
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♪ Oh, na-nashe ♪
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Sorry, Mom and Dad!
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Sorry I couldn't be
your perfect little princess!
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[Screaming]
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♪♪
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- Bye.
- Thank you.
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It does get better.
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- It does?
- Oh, not today.
255
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But, you know, life.
256
00:10:47,407 --> 00:10:49,142
Right.
257
00:10:49,175 --> 00:10:52,446
♪♪
258
00:10:52,479 --> 00:10:53,614
Okay, so, just out of curiosity,
259
00:10:53,647 --> 00:10:56,817
did you ever try that
stalker-y mess with me?
260
00:10:56,851 --> 00:10:59,621
Don't flatter yourself. No.
261
00:10:59,654 --> 00:11:01,823
Okay, good, 'cause it's
a little... a little crazy.
262
00:11:01,856 --> 00:11:05,159
Okay, hey, girls only get "crazy"
263
00:11:05,192 --> 00:11:06,828
because guys never offer up
264
00:11:06,861 --> 00:11:08,596
any real information about their past.
265
00:11:08,628 --> 00:11:09,830
Well, if two people are into each other,
266
00:11:09,863 --> 00:11:11,165
shouldn't that be enough?
267
00:11:11,198 --> 00:11:12,733
That's not how women work.
268
00:11:12,766 --> 00:11:16,170
Okay. Well, then, why don't you, uh...
269
00:11:16,203 --> 00:11:22,076
school me on the ways
of a woman, Miss Torres?
270
00:11:22,108 --> 00:11:23,644
Hm?
271
00:11:23,678 --> 00:11:25,679
- Uh, thank you.
- All right. You're welcome.
272
00:11:25,713 --> 00:11:27,848
Thank you. Well, all I'm saying is,
273
00:11:27,881 --> 00:11:29,416
a woman deserves to know the backstory
274
00:11:29,449 --> 00:11:31,652
of all of your patterns...
you know, the... the cheating,
275
00:11:31,685 --> 00:11:33,820
the ghosting, the gym selfies...
276
00:11:33,853 --> 00:11:37,492
so we know how much to be invested.
277
00:11:37,525 --> 00:11:39,360
I disagree.
I think that it's my business.
278
00:11:39,392 --> 00:11:40,994
Okay, but if I'm thinking
about being with you,
279
00:11:41,027 --> 00:11:42,863
then, technically,
it's my business, too.
280
00:11:42,896 --> 00:11:44,699
Oh. So, you're thinking
about being with me?
281
00:11:44,732 --> 00:11:46,601
- Oh. Wow. See? Okay.
- What?
282
00:11:46,633 --> 00:11:48,435
This is why we won't work.
Because I'm actually trying
283
00:11:48,468 --> 00:11:49,703
to have a serious conversation with you,
284
00:11:49,737 --> 00:11:51,506
and you're sitting over here
just acting like a dummy.
285
00:11:51,539 --> 00:11:52,874
Just because I don't think that
286
00:11:52,906 --> 00:11:55,442
you have the right to stalk
my past makes me a dummy?
287
00:11:55,476 --> 00:11:58,380
No, it's just... it's... it's
you that makes you a dummy.
288
00:11:59,713 --> 00:12:02,150
Okay. What's happening?
289
00:12:02,183 --> 00:12:03,785
I'm... I'm missing something.
290
00:12:03,818 --> 00:12:05,819
[Scoffs]
291
00:12:05,852 --> 00:12:08,021
Honestly.
292
00:12:08,054 --> 00:12:09,391
Is it the hot dogs?
293
00:12:12,593 --> 00:12:15,630
I followed Ana's deep-dive
instructions meticulously.
294
00:12:15,663 --> 00:12:17,131
I hit every major outlet...
295
00:12:17,164 --> 00:12:18,833
I mean, I even sank to Facebook,
296
00:12:18,866 --> 00:12:20,034
where I temporarily
fell down a rabbit hole
297
00:12:20,067 --> 00:12:21,803
of Juliette's parents' page.
298
00:12:21,835 --> 00:12:23,403
But it wasn't a total loss
299
00:12:23,436 --> 00:12:26,373
because it gave me
some much-needed context.
300
00:12:26,406 --> 00:12:29,843
For example, this may seem like
an average photo of Luca
301
00:12:29,876 --> 00:12:31,011
holding a little slice of heaven.
302
00:12:31,045 --> 00:12:33,080
But thanks to my deep dive,
303
00:12:33,113 --> 00:12:36,850
I know that this is actually
Juliette's parents' dog, Xavier,
304
00:12:36,883 --> 00:12:39,720
who nearly perished
in a tragic gazebo fire.
305
00:12:39,753 --> 00:12:41,588
#xavierstrong.
306
00:12:41,622 --> 00:12:44,058
Luca thought I wasn't gonna find this...
307
00:12:44,091 --> 00:12:45,393
[Gasps]
308
00:12:48,963 --> 00:12:51,199
I accidentally liked it.
309
00:12:51,232 --> 00:12:53,201
I flew too close to the sun.
310
00:12:53,233 --> 00:12:55,569
You know what? I'll just unlike it.
311
00:12:55,602 --> 00:12:57,838
Simple. Simple. Wait.
312
00:12:57,872 --> 00:13:00,842
Will it be weird if he gets
a notification that it's liked,
313
00:13:00,875 --> 00:13:03,244
and then goes back to check
and sees that it's unliked?
314
00:13:03,276 --> 00:13:04,612
"Black Mirror." You know what?
315
00:13:04,645 --> 00:13:05,747
I'm just gonna like the photo again.
316
00:13:05,780 --> 00:13:08,348
That's not weird, right?
317
00:13:08,381 --> 00:13:09,382
Right?!
318
00:13:09,415 --> 00:13:11,919
[Sighs] I'm gonna do it anyway.
319
00:13:11,952 --> 00:13:13,855
ZOEY: Well, now it only
makes sense for me to go back
320
00:13:13,887 --> 00:13:17,858
and like every single photo of
his I can find, right? Right?!
321
00:13:17,891 --> 00:13:19,926
How's it going out there?
322
00:13:19,959 --> 00:13:21,394
Oh, everything's fine and cool.
323
00:13:21,428 --> 00:13:23,598
I was just taking
a casual art break, babe.
324
00:13:23,631 --> 00:13:24,966
Oh.
325
00:13:24,998 --> 00:13:26,700
And, uh, how's the cyber-stalking?
326
00:13:26,733 --> 00:13:30,403
[Dramatic music plays]
327
00:13:30,436 --> 00:13:34,274
Well...
328
00:13:34,308 --> 00:13:36,077
you have a matching tattoo with your ex.
329
00:13:36,109 --> 00:13:37,778
And you still communicate.
330
00:13:37,811 --> 00:13:39,279
You liked a photo of Xavier.
331
00:13:39,313 --> 00:13:41,149
Zoey, I'm cool with all my exes
and their pets.
332
00:13:41,181 --> 00:13:43,316
Well, how many exes have there been?
333
00:13:43,349 --> 00:13:45,786
- Nah, bro. I'm not doing this.
- Mm. No, we are doing this.
334
00:13:45,819 --> 00:13:47,454
Because otherwise, how many more times
335
00:13:47,487 --> 00:13:48,823
am I gonna have to go searching?
336
00:13:48,856 --> 00:13:51,958
Is there a Juliette for each
and every tattoo on your body?
337
00:13:51,992 --> 00:13:53,995
I want to know.
I want to know everything.
338
00:13:54,027 --> 00:13:55,929
I mean, what do y... What
do you really want from me,
339
00:13:55,963 --> 00:13:58,266
a... a body count?
340
00:13:59,934 --> 00:14:03,103
Um...
341
00:14:03,136 --> 00:14:04,137
yeah.
342
00:14:04,170 --> 00:14:05,605
Yes, I do.
343
00:14:05,639 --> 00:14:08,275
Yikes. Okay.
344
00:14:08,309 --> 00:14:09,343
Fine.
345
00:14:09,376 --> 00:14:10,911
♪♪
346
00:14:10,944 --> 00:14:15,616
Ballpark, like... uh...
347
00:14:15,649 --> 00:14:19,120
[audio garbled]
348
00:14:19,152 --> 00:14:21,154
♪♪
349
00:14:21,188 --> 00:14:24,025
[Breathing heavily]
350
00:14:24,058 --> 00:14:26,528
That's one sold-out ballpark.
351
00:14:30,489 --> 00:14:33,259
LUCA: Zo... Zoey, are you okay?
352
00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:36,703
Are you with God right now?
353
00:14:36,737 --> 00:14:38,439
Yeah, no, I'm fine.
I was just taking a second
354
00:14:38,472 --> 00:14:40,172
to count the amount of people
I've been with.
355
00:14:40,197 --> 00:14:41,541
One... two...
356
00:14:41,574 --> 00:14:43,210
Oh, nailed it! I'm back.
357
00:14:43,243 --> 00:14:44,878
- [Chuckles]
- I knew this was gonna happen.
358
00:14:44,911 --> 00:14:47,013
Oh, no, nothing happened.
You've done nothing wrong.
359
00:14:47,046 --> 00:14:50,350
I just... maybe need a minute or two.
360
00:14:50,383 --> 00:14:53,153
Which, again, is the amount
of people I've been with.
361
00:14:53,186 --> 00:14:54,554
Dos.
362
00:14:54,588 --> 00:14:56,623
That's "two" in Spanish.
363
00:14:56,656 --> 00:14:59,731
♪ Now the world is crazy, but
it still goes round and round ♪
364
00:14:59,756 --> 00:15:01,231
How did it go today?
365
00:15:02,663 --> 00:15:06,544
♪ Tryna get my hustle on
so I don't hit the ground ♪
366
00:15:06,568 --> 00:15:09,058
It was... loud?
367
00:15:09,083 --> 00:15:10,169
♪ Two blunts in the mornin' ♪
368
00:15:10,193 --> 00:15:12,395
- ♪ Just to hold me down ♪
- Ah, gotcha.
369
00:15:12,450 --> 00:15:16,170
I just had a hard time connecting
with a girl screaming at me.
370
00:15:16,835 --> 00:15:18,704
Art is weird.
371
00:15:20,519 --> 00:15:21,995
I hear you.
372
00:15:22,058 --> 00:15:24,316
Listen, gay people can make bad art too.
373
00:15:24,341 --> 00:15:25,639
[Chuckles]
374
00:15:25,692 --> 00:15:26,856
Yeah, I said it.
375
00:15:28,168 --> 00:15:31,120
I get it. I just feel like
I need some sort of...
376
00:15:31,190 --> 00:15:33,300
crash course in Queer culture.
377
00:15:33,325 --> 00:15:35,427
♪ Some days I only wanna blow
trees ... ♪
378
00:15:35,473 --> 00:15:37,073
On it.
379
00:15:37,112 --> 00:15:38,903
Clear your schedule next week.
380
00:15:38,966 --> 00:15:41,442
In the meantime,
listen to the good stuff.
381
00:15:45,536 --> 00:15:47,724
Call me after you've listened to it.
382
00:15:48,060 --> 00:15:50,006
Enough with the texting.
383
00:15:50,092 --> 00:15:52,280
- ♪ Nobod... ♪
- [Music stops]
384
00:15:52,313 --> 00:15:55,383
[Halsey's "Without Me" plays]
385
00:15:55,415 --> 00:15:57,751
♪♪
386
00:15:57,785 --> 00:16:01,722
[Chuckles]
387
00:16:01,755 --> 00:16:03,224
[Sniffles]
388
00:16:03,256 --> 00:16:06,526
♪♪
389
00:16:06,559 --> 00:16:09,130
[Groans] Art sucks.
390
00:16:09,163 --> 00:16:10,464
Yeah.
391
00:16:10,497 --> 00:16:12,400
The arts programs should be cancelled.
392
00:16:12,433 --> 00:16:13,900
And NPR. And Elizabeth Warren.
393
00:16:13,934 --> 00:16:15,535
ZOEY: You know what?
Just eat your crackers.
394
00:16:15,569 --> 00:16:18,072
And the deep dive was a bust,
by the way.
395
00:16:18,104 --> 00:16:19,639
So, thank you very little.
396
00:16:19,673 --> 00:16:21,242
All it did was mess with my head.
397
00:16:21,275 --> 00:16:23,276
Hey, no, don't blame the dive.
398
00:16:23,309 --> 00:16:25,445
You wanted answers about
his past, you got them.
399
00:16:25,478 --> 00:16:26,780
But it made things worse
400
00:16:26,814 --> 00:16:28,248
because I can't do anything about it.
401
00:16:28,281 --> 00:16:30,050
Like, it's actual torture.
402
00:16:30,083 --> 00:16:31,151
Yeah, I get it.
403
00:16:31,184 --> 00:16:32,585
But if you think about it,
404
00:16:32,618 --> 00:16:35,122
Luca seems pretty tolerant of your past.
405
00:16:35,155 --> 00:16:36,390
What's that supposed to mean?
406
00:16:36,423 --> 00:16:39,093
I'm just saying,
Aaron's around all the time.
407
00:16:39,126 --> 00:16:40,394
Aaron? So?
408
00:16:40,426 --> 00:16:42,429
I mean, like, Aaron and I
were never a thing.
409
00:16:42,463 --> 00:16:46,099
So, sure, we hooked up, but it's
not like we were ever in love.
410
00:16:46,132 --> 00:16:47,100
I mean...
411
00:16:47,133 --> 00:16:49,135
♪♪
412
00:16:49,169 --> 00:16:50,804
- ...that is true.
- Huh.
413
00:16:50,838 --> 00:16:54,107
I guess... I never considered that.
414
00:16:54,141 --> 00:16:56,176
Yeah, well, back to my point...
415
00:16:56,209 --> 00:17:00,080
Before this morning,
I actually trusted him.
416
00:17:00,114 --> 00:17:03,184
So, you feel like he broke that trust?
417
00:17:03,216 --> 00:17:04,819
No, not exactly.
418
00:17:04,851 --> 00:17:08,121
I just...
419
00:17:08,155 --> 00:17:11,924
I feel insecure, and I have
more questions than ever now.
420
00:17:11,959 --> 00:17:14,862
Okay. If you're having
questions, that's one thing.
421
00:17:14,895 --> 00:17:17,365
But if you're feeling insecure,
422
00:17:17,397 --> 00:17:20,001
that's not something
the deep dive can fix.
423
00:17:20,033 --> 00:17:22,002
That's a you problem.
424
00:17:22,036 --> 00:17:23,703
Ouch.
425
00:17:23,736 --> 00:17:25,038
Hey, but what do I know?
426
00:17:25,071 --> 00:17:27,308
No, I slept with a box
of crackers last night.
427
00:17:27,340 --> 00:17:28,708
[Chuckles]
428
00:17:28,742 --> 00:17:30,377
[Knock on door]
429
00:17:30,411 --> 00:17:32,013
Uh, it's open.
430
00:17:33,180 --> 00:17:34,815
Oh.
431
00:17:34,848 --> 00:17:36,817
You know, I'm gonna head out.
432
00:17:36,849 --> 00:17:39,719
I'll uh... give you two some privacy.
433
00:17:39,752 --> 00:17:41,688
'Kay. Bye.
434
00:17:45,325 --> 00:17:47,294
Hey.
435
00:17:47,327 --> 00:17:48,863
[Door closes]
436
00:17:48,896 --> 00:17:50,364
Hey.
437
00:17:50,396 --> 00:17:53,800
Look, I know how much that
tattoo bothered you, so...
438
00:17:53,834 --> 00:17:55,369
I got it covered up.
439
00:17:55,402 --> 00:17:56,703
Already?
440
00:17:59,906 --> 00:18:04,377
And that is just a Band-Aid
with my name on it.
441
00:18:04,411 --> 00:18:07,248
My ink guy lives in Ecuador
on a tapioca farm,
442
00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:10,050
so... I did my best.
443
00:18:10,084 --> 00:18:11,919
It's not bad.
444
00:18:11,952 --> 00:18:15,556
Look, um... I'm sorry I put
you out there like that.
445
00:18:15,588 --> 00:18:19,260
And I'm sorry if I shut down
your questions about Juliette.
446
00:18:19,292 --> 00:18:21,694
I just...
447
00:18:21,728 --> 00:18:23,397
I process shit through art,
448
00:18:23,430 --> 00:18:27,068
and if you need to process
shit through questions,
449
00:18:27,100 --> 00:18:29,402
then... ask away.
450
00:18:31,905 --> 00:18:33,406
W... Really?
451
00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:34,775
Anything.
452
00:18:34,808 --> 00:18:37,377
♪ Gave love 'bout a hundred tries ♪
453
00:18:37,411 --> 00:18:39,380
ZOEY: My mind was racing.
454
00:18:39,413 --> 00:18:43,117
I was sure no girlfriend ever
had been granted such access.
455
00:18:43,149 --> 00:18:45,251
Boundaries be damned.
456
00:18:45,284 --> 00:18:48,555
I could have the answer to
any question about his past.
457
00:18:48,588 --> 00:18:50,758
Questions like... "Who was your first?
458
00:18:50,790 --> 00:18:52,259
Did you love her?
459
00:18:52,291 --> 00:18:54,227
Have you ever had your heart broken?"
460
00:18:54,261 --> 00:18:56,262
[Laughs]
461
00:18:56,296 --> 00:18:58,899
"Have you ever been with
an older woman?"
462
00:18:58,932 --> 00:19:01,702
Okay. Then that sounds
like a plan. I'll be there.
463
00:19:01,734 --> 00:19:05,106
♪ Tell me, how's it feel
sittin' up there? ♪
464
00:19:05,138 --> 00:19:07,273
♪ Feelin' so high,
but too far away to hold me ♪
465
00:19:07,307 --> 00:19:09,143
"Have you ever fallen for someone
466
00:19:09,175 --> 00:19:11,145
you knew was totally wrong for you?"
467
00:19:11,177 --> 00:19:12,213
[Knock on door]
468
00:19:12,245 --> 00:19:14,081
♪ Name in the sky ♪
469
00:19:17,117 --> 00:19:19,386
I'm sorry I was trying to
push you away. I just...
470
00:19:19,418 --> 00:19:21,888
♪ Thinking you could live without me ♪
471
00:19:21,922 --> 00:19:25,259
♪ Thinking you could live without me ♪
472
00:19:25,291 --> 00:19:28,896
♪ Baby, I'm the one
who put you up there ♪
473
00:19:28,928 --> 00:19:30,296
♪ I don't know why ♪
474
00:19:30,329 --> 00:19:32,433
♪ Yeah, I don't know why ♪
475
00:19:32,465 --> 00:19:37,271
♪ Thinking you could live without me ♪
476
00:19:37,303 --> 00:19:40,907
And the scariest question of all...
477
00:19:40,941 --> 00:19:43,309
"Do I love you more than you love me?"
478
00:19:43,342 --> 00:19:44,944
♪ I don't know why ♪
479
00:19:44,978 --> 00:19:46,280
♪ Yeah ♪
480
00:19:46,312 --> 00:19:48,348
Floor is yours, kid.
481
00:19:48,382 --> 00:19:51,285
But you better be ready
to hear the answer
482
00:19:51,318 --> 00:19:56,323
because it's a line
that can't be uncrossed.
483
00:19:56,356 --> 00:19:57,625
No. I'm good.
484
00:19:57,657 --> 00:20:00,694
♪ Thinking you could live without me ♪
485
00:20:00,726 --> 00:20:04,264
- Hello. [Laughs]
- ♪ Thinking you could live without me ♪
486
00:20:04,298 --> 00:20:07,501
♪ Baby, I'm the one
who put you up there ♪
487
00:20:07,533 --> 00:20:09,302
♪ I don't know why ♪
488
00:20:09,336 --> 00:20:11,177
♪ Yeah, I don't know why ♪
489
00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:15,052
This one.
490
00:20:15,077 --> 00:20:18,372
It should be just like this,
except with my name.
491
00:20:18,478 --> 00:20:23,317
You want me to get "Zoey" tattooed
across my whole entire back?
492
00:20:23,349 --> 00:20:25,218
Yes.
493
00:20:25,251 --> 00:20:27,037
All right, I mean, you know,
part of the deal is that
494
00:20:27,061 --> 00:20:28,912
- you have to get one, too.
- Oh, yeah, trust.
495
00:20:28,937 --> 00:20:31,973
I'm thinking of getting #xavierstrong.
496
00:20:32,392 --> 00:20:34,895
[Sighs] He was a good dog.
497
00:20:34,927 --> 00:20:37,197
"Was"?
498
00:20:37,231 --> 00:20:41,035
Yeah. The gazebo didn't get him,
but the canine gingivitis did.
499
00:20:41,068 --> 00:20:42,368
You know what? You're right.
500
00:20:42,402 --> 00:20:46,073
Let's just get yours lasered off.
501
00:20:46,106 --> 00:20:47,575
All right, babe.
502
00:20:47,607 --> 00:20:49,242
[Chuckles]
502
00:20:50,305 --> 00:20:56,426
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