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How did the audition go?
- Incredible.
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I met the director.
You'll never believe who it was.
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Who?
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I'll give you one hint.
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Warren Beatty.
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Wow.
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There's just one thing
that might be a problem.
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See, I had to kiss this guy.
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Because he was just so darn cute?
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No, part of the audition.
I'm up for the part of this guy...
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...who the main guy kisses.
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Well, you're an actor. I say
you just suck it up and you do it.
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Or you just do it.
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I did do it.
I'm a professional.
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- What's the problem?
After the scene...
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...Mr. Beatty comes up to me and
he says, "Good actor. Bad kisser. "
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Can you believe that?
Me, not a good kisser.
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That's like...
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...Mother Teresa, not a good mother. Pfft.
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Who cares what that guy thinks?
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What does Warren Beatty
know about kissing? Heh.
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Oh. Heh, heh.
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The One With Barry and Mindy's Wedding
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What did your agent say?
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Yep. This kiss thing is
definitely a problem.
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Mr. Beatty wants to see it again
on Monday.
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Man, I gotta figure out
what I'm doing wrong.
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Oh, okay. One of you girls
come over here and kiss me.
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- Forget it.
- Yeah, right.
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Hey, come on.
I need your help here.
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I'll do it. I've kissed him before.
I can do it again.
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See this, huh? This is a friend.
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Uh-huh. Let's go.
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Oh, wait. I have gum.
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Okay.
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Good. Very good. Firm, but tender.
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I'd recommend you to a friend.
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Then I don't know
what the problem is.
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Maybe you're not used
to kissing men.
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Maybe you tensed up a little.
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Maybe you need to work on it.
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Yeah, that makes sense.
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Over my dead body.
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And I'll be using
his dead body as a shield.
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Come out, honey.
I'm telling you, you look good.
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Tell her she looks good.
Tell her she looks good.
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Oh, my God! Ha, ha, ha.
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You look so good!
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I cannot believe I have to walk down
the aisle in front of 200 people...
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...looking like something
you drink when you're nauseous.
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So don't.
I don't see why we have to go to this thing.
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It's your ex-fiancé's wedding.
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Because I promised Mindy I would.
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Yeah, well, you promised Barry
you'd marry him.
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You guys, I have to go.
I'm the maid of honor.
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Besides, I need to be in a room
again with these people...
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...and feel good about myself.
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Someone's wearing the same clothes
they had on last night. Get a little action?
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I may have.
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Whoo-hoo! Stud!
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- What's she look like?
We haven't met.
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We stayed up all night talking
on the Internet.
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Whoo-hoo! Geek!
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I like this girl.
I seriously like this girl.
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You know how I tend to get
a little defended and quippy?
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- Get out.
- No. Please.
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Well, she called me on it, okay?
She said, "Cut it out, get real. "
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And I did.
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Wow.
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What's that like?
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It's like this. Me.
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No jokes.
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Stop it.
You're freaking me out.
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Yeah. I don't like you this way.
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I'll see you guys later.
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Bye, Richard.
- Bye-bye.
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Bye, sweetie. I love you.
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I love you too.
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I think my boyfriend's
ever so dreamy.
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I wonder what
our wedding will be like.
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What are you talking about?
What wedding?
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Come on. You never talk about that?
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No, never.
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We're just living in the moment.
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It is so nice for once not to get
hung up on, "Where is this going?"
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- Afraid to ask him?
- Could not be more terrified.
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I think you should
seriously consider marriage.
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Give Rachel another chance to dress
like Princess Bubble Yum.
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Where's Benny?
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There he is!
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Where's Benny?
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There he is!
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That's probably why babies learn to talk,
so they can tell grownups to cut it out.
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Hey, I got a question for you.
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Just a little thing, no pressure.
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Okay.
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Do you ever, uh, think about the future?
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Sure, I do.
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Yeah? Am I in it?
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Honey...
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...you are it.
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Oh, God.
You're about to get so lucky.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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- Keep talking.
- Well...
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...sometimes I think about
selling my practice.
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We could move to France.
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- Make French toast.
- Ooh.
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Okay, so...
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...we're in France...
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...and we're making the toast.
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Do you see a little bassinet
in the corner?
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Like a hound?
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Not a basset.
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A bassinet.
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You really need the bassinet?
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Well, I just think the baby
would keep falling off the dog.
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- Do you not see kids in our future?
- Oh. Heh.
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I love children.
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I have children.
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I don't wanna be 70
when our kids go off to college...
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...and our life can finally start.
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- Hm.
- Look.
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I want you...
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...now.
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Well, that's great.
We don't need to talk about this now.
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Really, I mean this is so, like,
way, way, way in the future.
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I'm talking hovercrafts
and apes taking over the planet. Heh, heh.
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Come on, Chandler.
I want this part so much.
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Just one kiss.
I won't tell anyone.
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Joey, no means no.
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Hey.
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I'm sorry,
we don't have your sheep.
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Aw, Rach, I think you look cute.
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And you. You...
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- You, I could eat you with a spoon.
- Get away from me. I said no.
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Richard buzzed. He's downstairs.
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Richard's here?
I should run down, say goodbye to him.
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Bye.
Good luck.
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How's your date
with your cyber-chick going?
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Hey, what is all that?
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It's a web site.
It's the Guggenheim Museum.
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She likes art...
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...and I like funny words.
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What does she mean by "H.H."?
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It means we're holding hands.
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Are you the cutest?
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I'm afraid I might just be.
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I think it's so great
that you're totally into this person...
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...yet for all you know, she could be
90 years old or have two heads.
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It could be a guy.
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It's not a guy, all right?
I know her.
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It could be like a big, giant guy.
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Man, I got this close to him,
and Monica kneed me in the back.
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What's going on?
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We're wondering if
Chandler's girlfriend is a girl.
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Ask her how long she's gonna live.
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Women live longer than men.
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How do you not fall down more?
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Okay, ask her what is her method
of birth control.
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All right.
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"My husband is sleeping
with his secretary. "
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She's married?
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At least we know she's a woman.
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I can't believe she's married.
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Oh, man, I'm sorry.
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This must be really tough for you.
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I read this article that says
you're not supposed to throw rice at weddings...
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...because when pigeons eat rice,
it kills them.
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That's why you never see
pigeons in sushi bars.
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- See, we're having fun.
- Oh, absolutely.
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I'm not even thinking about that thing
that we're not gonna think about.
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Neither am I.
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Hey, there.
Are you all right?
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Yeah. But in the bathroom, I saw
the window I crawled out of at my wedding.
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And, God, I just started thinking
I shouldn't be here. I shouldn't.
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People are gonna be looking at me and
judging me and thinking about the last time.
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Sweetie, it's gonna be okay.
It's a wedding.
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Generally, people focus on the bride.
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I know, you're right.
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Alrighty.
Everybody look at me. Good.
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It's time. Bridesmaids and ushers...
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...let's see two lines.
Thank you.
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I'll see you after the thing.
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- Okay. Good luck.
- Thank you. Okay.
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Okay.
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Ah.
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Why didn't you tell me?
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What could I do?
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Stand up and shout,
"Hey, Rachel, your butt is showing!"
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Oh, my God. This is so humiliating.
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The only thing that tops that
was when I was in eighth grade...
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...and I had to sing the "Copacabana"
in front of the entire school.
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Two lines into it, I ran and freaked out.
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Oh, my God. My entire life's flashing
before my eyes.
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Rach, look, I remember that.
It wasn't so bad.
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Ross, would you stop!
You got me. I'm dating you.
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Rachel.
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Hi, Mr. Weinberg. Hi, Mrs. Weinberg.
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It's wonderful
to see you again, my dear.
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In fact, I hardly expected
to see so much.
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- You told me you didn't see anything.
- I tell you a lot of things.
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Well, it's wonderful to have you
up and about again, dear.
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Stay well.
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That's the third time someone has
said something like that to me today.
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- Rach!
Hi.
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- Oh, my God, I'm married!
- I know!
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I'm Mrs. Dr. Barry Hunter,
hyphen, Farber.
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I am so proud of you, Min.
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Min.
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Oh, Rach. Still here.
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At our wedding, they were packing up
the chopped liver about now.
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Yeah, I love that story.
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Ahem. I have a question for you guys.
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Why do people keep saying
it's good to see me up and about?
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After you ran out on your wedding...
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...Barry's parents told people
you were sort of...
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...insane.
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- Insane?
- From the syphilis.
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What?
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What were they gonna say?
You didn't love me anymore? Come on.
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Angela?
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Joey Tribbiani.
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Listen, what are you doing tonight?
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I know you're seeing that guy.
I was thinking maybe you could bring him...
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Hello? Hello?
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You gonna answer her? That's the 10th
bing-bong message she's sent.
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- She wants to know what's wrong.
- What's wrong? You're married!
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That's what's wrong!
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Oh, my.
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- What?
- She wants to meet you in person.
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Look, Phoebe,
I wanted to meet her in person too.
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But she's married.
She has a husband.
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What if the husband is the wrong guy
and you are the right guy?
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You don't get chances like this
all the time.
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If you don't meet her, you'll
kick yourself when you're 80...
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...which is hard to do
and that's how you break a hip.
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Okay. I'll do it.
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Okay, great! Put on your shoes
and then march out there and meet her.
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No, wait! You have
to take a shower because ew!
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And I'll get the...
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No, you have to answer her.
Answer her first.
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No, make some coffee
because it's too much.
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Tall and tan, and young and lovely
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Okay, one more, please.
I'm gonna get it in this time.
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Okay, last chance.
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Again, I'm sorry.
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You know what, maybe I don't
need to have children.
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Maybe I just think I do
because that's what society...
249
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...and by that I mean my mom...
250
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...has always convinced me that I...
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But I want her so badly
252
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I do.
253
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I have to have children.
I'm sorry, I just do.
254
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Yo, could I have your attention?
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Best man making a toast here.
256
00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:21,127
Thank you. Ahem.
257
00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:25,340
I remember when Barry got home
from his first date with Rachel.
258
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Huh?
259
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What? You hired the same band.
I can't use the same speech?
260
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Thank you.
Thank you very much.
261
00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:38,353
Anyway, I wish you both...
262
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...a wonderful life together.
Aw.
263
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And, Rachel.
264
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:45,652
- What?
- No, no, in all seriousness.
265
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Not a lot of women would
have the guts to come back here.
266
00:15:48,989 --> 00:15:51,616
And even fewer who'd do it
with their asses hanging out.
267
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That's it.
268
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I'd like to add something to that.
269
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- What are you adding? What are you adding?
- It's okay. It's okay.
270
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Most of you don't know me.
I'm Rachel's boyfriend...
271
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Oh, dear God.
272
00:16:12,179 --> 00:16:13,179
...Ross.
273
00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:15,473
And I'd just like to say that...
274
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...it did take a lot of courage
for Rachel to come here tonight.
275
00:16:20,896 --> 00:16:22,271
And just for the record...
276
00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:26,651
...she did not run out on Barry
because she had syphilis.
277
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:31,864
What are you doing? I'm serious.
278
00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:34,242
The reason...
279
00:16:34,451 --> 00:16:37,954
...she walked out on Barry
is simply that...
280
00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:39,706
...she didn't love him.
281
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:43,584
Which, incidentally,
worked out pretty well for me. Heh, heh.
282
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Cheers.
283
00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:55,680
- See you in the parking lot.
- No, Rach.
284
00:16:58,475 --> 00:17:00,643
And once again,
she is out of here!
285
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:03,354
Okay, who had 9:45? Hm?
286
00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:12,196
Heh.
287
00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:19,829
You know what, Bar?
I'm not gonna leave.
288
00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:23,249
I probably should, but I'm not.
289
00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:27,795
I promised myself I'd make it
through at least one of your weddings.
290
00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:35,845
Tonight, all I wanted was
to make it through this evening...
291
00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:40,308
...with a little bit of grace
and dignity.
292
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:44,687
Well, I guess we can all agree
that's not gonna happen.
293
00:17:48,108 --> 00:17:50,943
I guess there's nothing
really left to say...
294
00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:53,237
...except...
295
00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:00,953
Her name was Lola
296
00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:05,541
She was a showgirl
297
00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:09,378
With yellow feath...
298
00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:11,422
Feathers in her hair
299
00:18:11,673 --> 00:18:14,675
And a dress cut down to there
300
00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:16,427
She would...
301
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Merengue
- Merengue
302
00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:19,263
Thank you, honey.
303
00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:22,016
And do the cha-cha
304
00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:26,854
And while she'd like to be a star
Tony always tended bar
305
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,147
Wait, wait!
306
00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:29,732
Everybody!
307
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,359
Copa
308
00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:32,902
Copacabana
309
00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:36,823
The hottest spot north of Havana
310
00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:38,366
At the Copa
311
00:18:38,992 --> 00:18:40,993
Copacabana
312
00:18:41,495 --> 00:18:46,249
Music and passion were always
In fashion at the Copa
313
00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:52,130
There's a somebody I'm longing...
314
00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:53,631
Okay.
315
00:18:54,174 --> 00:18:55,591
I'll do it.
316
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:57,260
You'll do what?
317
00:18:57,511 --> 00:19:00,263
If kids is what it takes to be with you,
then kids it is.
318
00:19:01,431 --> 00:19:02,682
Oh, my God.
319
00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:05,393
If I have to,
I'll do it all again.
320
00:19:05,602 --> 00:19:07,854
I'll do the 4:00 feeding thing.
321
00:19:08,063 --> 00:19:09,981
I'll go to the PTA meetings.
322
00:19:10,190 --> 00:19:12,108
I'll coach the soccer team.
323
00:19:13,068 --> 00:19:15,403
- Really?
- Yeah, if I have to.
324
00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:17,905
Monica...
325
00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:22,702
...I don't wanna lose you.
326
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:26,497
So if I have to do it all again...
327
00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:28,124
...then I will.
328
00:19:31,086 --> 00:19:33,838
You are the most wonderful man.
329
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:37,758
And if you hadn't have said...
330
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:41,679
..."If I have to," like, 17 times...
331
00:19:42,806 --> 00:19:45,224
...then I'd be saying, "Okay, let's do it. "
332
00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:48,895
But you're not.
333
00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:56,277
Oh, my God. I can't believe
what I'm getting ready to say.
334
00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:02,533
I wanna have a baby.
335
00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:09,749
But I don't want to have one with
someone who doesn't really want to have one.
336
00:20:12,502 --> 00:20:13,628
God.
337
00:20:19,509 --> 00:20:21,010
I love you.
338
00:20:25,849 --> 00:20:27,767
I know you do.
339
00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:31,938
Me too.
340
00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:40,696
So what now?
341
00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:44,659
I guess we just...
342
00:20:45,535 --> 00:20:47,203
...keep dancing.
343
00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:53,793
Someone to watch
344
00:20:54,127 --> 00:20:56,379
Over me
345
00:21:01,843 --> 00:21:03,719
Where is she? Where is she?
346
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:05,554
Oh, hey, I have a question.
347
00:21:05,764 --> 00:21:06,806
Where is she?
348
00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:10,101
Chandler. Relax, Chandler.
She'll be here.
349
00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:14,146
Oh, oh, oh. That's her.
350
00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:17,817
Yeah, because life's just that kind.
351
00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:20,528
You gotta stop staring at the door...
352
00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:22,029
...like a watched pot.
353
00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:25,366
If you keep looking at it,
the door's never gonna boil.
354
00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:29,662
I think what you have to do
is try not to...
355
00:21:35,335 --> 00:21:37,044
Oh, my God.
356
00:21:39,798 --> 00:21:41,007
Oh...
357
00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:43,050
...my...
358
00:21:43,510 --> 00:21:44,927
...God.
359
00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:55,229
Oh...
360
00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:56,439
...my...
361
00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:57,940
...God.
362
00:22:06,366 --> 00:22:07,533
All right.
363
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:11,370
I've been feeling incredibly guilty
because I wanna be a good friend.
364
00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:15,458
And damn it, I am a good friend.
So shut up and close your eyes.
365
00:22:18,962 --> 00:22:20,379
Wow.
366
00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:23,591
You are a good friend.
367
00:22:23,842 --> 00:22:26,177
The audition was this morning,
and I didn't get it.
368
00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:30,514
But that was a hell of a kiss.
369
00:22:30,724 --> 00:22:32,808
Rachel is a very lucky girl.
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