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I'd like to tell you a story
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about a time I was right.
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Now, I'm sure you're thinking,
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"But, Sheldon, you're never wrong."
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And you'd be right.
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But it's worth taking a closer look
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at this particular incident.
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Because it began with a loaf of bread,
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and ended with me and my family
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almost being kicked out of
the United States of America.
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Uh-oh.
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What's the matter?
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Something's wrong with my sandwich.
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Did it go bad?
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No. It just tastes... different.
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If you don't want it, I'll
trade you for my dumplings.
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I'm already unhappy.
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Do you really think dumplings
will fix the problem?
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It'll fix my problem.
I'm sick of dumplings.
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Mary Cooper, how may I bless you?
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Hello, Mom?
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Sheldon? Everything okay?
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- No.
- What's wrong?
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- What happened?
- My sandwich tastes different.
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You know you're not supposed to call
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unless it's an emergency.
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I'm well aware. So what did you change?
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I didn't change anything.
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Same bread, same peanut
butter, same jelly.
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Did you use one knife
for the PB and the J?
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- No.
- Are you sure?
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That was one time two years ago,
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and all the other knives were dirty.
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It was 14 months and 11 days ago.
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When we made the big
switch from Wonder Bread.
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Oh, how could I forget?
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Sheldon, I didn't change anything.
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Can I get back to work now?
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I suppose so.
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Thank you. Bye.
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Don't I get an "I love you"?
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I love you.
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One more time, with
a little more energy.
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Must've been disconnected.
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Well, my mother didn't
do anything differently.
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Are you gonna eat it?
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Better. I'm going to do science on it.
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I would eat it.
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Are the goggles necessary?
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No, but they really set the mood.
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Okay, subject "A," jelly.
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That's definitely strawberry
and definitely Smuckers.
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Subject "B."
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That's Jif all right.
Creamy and delicious.
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It must be the bread.
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Hold on. This is a
scientific experiment.
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We can't make assumptions.
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Subject "C."
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It's the bread.
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Welcome to the family, Hacksaw.
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Hey.
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Oh. Hey, Georgie.
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You okay?
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Mm-hmm.
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You sure?
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Not really.
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Um... Dustin broke up with me.
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What?
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He said I was immature.
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Is he crazy?
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Everything about you screams womanhood.
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See?
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Happy Hearth Home
Bakeries, just like always.
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Well, something is rotten
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- in the state of Denmark.
- What?
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- That's Shakespeare, Mom.
- Great.
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Missy, did your sandwich
taste different today?
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Couldn't tell you. I
traded it for a Ding Dong.
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Your sandwich is exactly
the same, Sheldon.
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What's going on?
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This bread is different.
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Let me see.
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You know, he might be right.
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Ow.
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Shelly, it's probably
just your taste buds
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changing as you get older.
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But I don't like change.
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Then you're gonna hate puberty.
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Got me with your ring.
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She wasn't wrong.
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Studies do support
that your sense of taste
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changes over time.
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So the bread's the same
and you're different?
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Apparently so.
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Nope, it's the bread.
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Hey.
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Hi.
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I was wondering if you
wanted to grab a bite to eat
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at the Waffle House?
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Not like a date.
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But as someone who recently
had his heart broke,
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I think I could help.
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Who broke your heart?
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I love you.
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Ooh!
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You did.
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Oh. Yeah.
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I'm just saying,
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I know what you're going through.
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So if you need a friend with
a pocket full of waffle money...
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Look at these prices.
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No wonder supermarkets
are running my parents
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out of business.
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Your parents own a convenience store.
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They charge extra for the convenience.
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How is this not convenient?
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Excuse me, sir.
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Has anything changed with the bread
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from the Happy Hearth Home Bakeries?
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I have no idea.
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How can you not know? You work here.
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What do you want from me?
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I get $3.35 an hour to stock shelves.
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Are you kidding?
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My father pays me five dollars a week.
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I bet they're violating
child labor laws.
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Look. This loaf says
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"A subsidiary of the
Domestic Food Corporation."
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This older loaf doesn't.
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I wonder if I can take
my parents to court?
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It smells like my bread.
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Or I could start a labor
union with my sisters.
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This is it! This is my bread!
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We could go on strike.
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Bring them to their knees.
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Vindication!
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Happy Hearth Home Bakeries,
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this is Pete. How can I help you?
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Hello, Pete. My name is Sheldon Cooper,
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and I would like to know what changed
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in your white sandwich loaf
to make it taste different?
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Sheldon, hang up the
phone. It's dinner time.
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Be right there, Mom. I'm doing
battle with corporate America.
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I'm sorry, Pete.
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You were saying?
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Any chance your bread was
past the expiration date?
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No, it was brand-new. But
I did a taste comparison
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after it was bought out by
the Domestic Food Corporation,
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and they are definitely not the same.
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Well, I can assure you
that, "the recent acquisition
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by the Domestic Food
Corporation has not affected
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the quality of our products in any way.
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Every single bread,
baked good, and pastry
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is made with love. From
our hearth to your home."
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Then why does it taste
different, Pete? Why?
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Well, because now we make everything
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really cheap and fast. Bye.
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I thought Dustin was different.
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I thought he wanted to live
a Christian life like me.
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But... all he wanted
is what every guy wants.
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Guys.
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Oh, please, you're all the same.
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Hey. You rejected me, you
punched me in the face,
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and I'm still here.
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Happy eating waffles with you.
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Georgie, do you really
think you're capable
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of just being my friend?
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That's a good question.
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My brain says yes.
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What about the rest of you?
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Honestly, I wouldn't trust it.
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Excuse me. Would you
like to sign my petition
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against Happy Hearth Home Bakeries?
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Maybe on the way out.
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Excuse me. Would you
like to sign my petition
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against Happy Hearth Home Bakeries?
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Oh. Maybe on the way out.
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I hate to say it.
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But everybody's way out
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is at the other set of doors.
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I have noticed. Why
do you think that is?
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Cowards. The whole bunch of 'em.
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Mr. Givens!
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Hello, Sheldon.
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Meemaw, this is my science
teacher, Mr. Givens.
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- Nice to meet ya.
- Hi.
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This is strange, I never think of you
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as existing outside of school.
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Well, it turns out I do.
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And you're here buying food.
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I am.
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Fascinating.
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All right.
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- Well, I'll see you on Monday.
- Wait.
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Would you like to sign my petition
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against Happy Hearth Home Bakeries?
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Well, what have they done?
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They're making their
bread faster and cheaper
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to save money.
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That's terrible.
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It is. Would you like to sign?
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- I would.
- Excellent.
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- I'll get you on the way out.
- Thank you.
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Well, that's one.
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Yeah.
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I know it's tough, but
you gotta be strong.
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And remember, you're not alone.
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Hello?
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Kinda busy.
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Well, there's only one
bathroom in the house, Georgie,
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and it's not for phone calls.
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I got to call you back.
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Sorry.
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Who you talking to?
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That Veronica girl?
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Yeah.
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What's going on with that?
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Nothing. We're just friends.
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Okay. You ever want to run
any of this stuff by me,
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I'm here for you.
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Why would I want to run it by you?
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Well, I was once a 15-year-old boy.
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I know what it's like to have
strong feelings for a girl.
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Gross. I'm not gonna
talk to you about this.
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I-I saw that kid on Who's the Boss
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talk to Tony Danza about his problems.
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They're not related.
This is totally different.
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Damn it, Georgie, you
could flush once in a while.
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On behalf of sandwich-loving children
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everywhere, I thank you.
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- How many is that?
- 13.
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A baker's dozen. What do you say we
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pack up and head outta here?
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No, we have to wait for Channel 7 news.
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Channel 7?
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Yes. I called them this morning
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and told them there was
a human interest story
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at the supermarket.
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What story?
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Classic Americana.
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Little guy versus corporate greed.
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Honey, Channel 7 is not coming.
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You Sheldon Cooper?
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Yes, ma'am.
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You got to be kidding me.
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How's my hair look?
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Hey, how'd it go?
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Great. Turn to Channel 7.
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But I'm watching the game.
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But I'm going to be on Channel 7.
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What's he talking about?
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He's gonna be on Channel 7.
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I was shocked to learn
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that the Happy Hearth Home
Bakeries had been bought out
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by the Domestic Food Corporation,
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and they started making their
bread faster and cheaper.
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- And you don't like that, do you?
- No.
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And you're collecting signatures
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- to make them stop.
- I am.
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Corporations shouldn't
be allowed to make
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these decisions on their own.
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Well, who should?
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The people who eat the bread.
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This wouldn't happen if
there were centralized control
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over all these big corporations.
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Are you suggesting
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a communist form of government in Texas?
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- I suppose I am.
- Hang on a sec...
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There you have it.
Local boy Sheldon Cooper
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says communism is what Texas needs.
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Oh, dear God.
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I just... You...
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Why... I-I-I-I-I...
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Why would you...
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What were you th...
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- Oh, God.
- Calm down.
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It was just the 4:00 news.
I'm sure no one saw it.
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I hope a lot of people saw it
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and Happy Hearth is forced
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to give our country good bread again.
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No! No more bread.
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No more country. No more talking.
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Excuse me.
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Where are you going?
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I'm gonna go put up an American
flag in front of my house.
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That's a great idea.
Mare, where's our flag?
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Uh, uh, it's in the garage.
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Is something wrong?
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Yes, Sheldon, something is wrong.
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Oh, now what?
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Is anybody going to fill me in?
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Not a good time, Brenda.
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I don't want your boy
playing with my boy anymore.
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Excuse me?
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Someone get that!
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I just saw Sheldon on the news.
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He doesn't need to be filling
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Billy's head with crazy commie ideas.
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Crazier than sitting on an
egg and trying to hatch it?
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'Cause I saw your precious
son do that the other day.
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Oh, so you're spying on us.
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Good to know.
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Yes, I do understand we're
in the middle of a cold war.
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But have you seen
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how many people wait in
line for bread in Moscow?
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It stands to reason
their bread must be great.
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Who you talking to?
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- A reporter from Time magazine.
- No!
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He didn't mean it.
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God bless America.
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- Traitors.
- Yeah, go back to Russia.
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Go back?
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I've never been there
in the first place.
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Well, have a great day, Georgie.
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A great day? Are you out of your mind?
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Our lives are over.
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Well, you'll never have a
great day with that attitude.
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♪ You're a grand old flag ♪
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♪ You're a high-flying flag ♪
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♪ And forever in
peace may you wave ♪
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♪ You're the emblem
of the land I love ♪
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♪ The home of the free and the... ♪
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Look, you made my mom's note.
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"Don't talk to Sheldon. Mom."
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That's fine. I usually
do most of the talking.
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Yes, you do.
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♪ My country, 'tis of thee ♪
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♪ Sweet land of liberty ♪
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♪ Of thee I sing ♪
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♪ Land where our
fathers died, la... ♪
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Sing along.
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♪ Land of the pilgrims' pride... ♪
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Mind if I sit?
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Y-You sure you want to be seen with me?
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Oh, please. You're not a commie.
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Everyone else seems to think I am.
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Do you even know what a communist is?
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Yeah. It's the big blond
guy Rocky fights in Rocky IV.
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And he also fights them when he's Rambo.
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That's it?
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Well, I know in every movie it
looks like the commies are gonna win,
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but they don't.
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You ever seen any Rocky movies?
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Um, I saw Rocky II.
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That's the second one.
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♪ Oh, say, does that
star-spangled banner ♪
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♪ Yet wave... ♪
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Hey, you wanted to see me?
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Have a seat.
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Guess what I've been getting
a lot of calls about today.
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I know it looks bad,
but we're handling it.
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It-It'll all blow over.
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I'm sorry, George, but I can't have
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a suspected communist coaching our boys.
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Whoa, Tom. I'm not...
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I love my country.
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This is just Sheldon
getting bent out of shape
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over a loaf of bread.
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Well, this bread better be
worth you losing your job.
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Now, hang on. G-Give
me a chance to fix it.
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Please.
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All right, George.
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But if I hear from one
more angry parent...
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Thank you. Thank you.
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He's not here.
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Mary, you understand
these people are atheists.
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I get it. They're not my people.
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You're my people.
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Then what's this all about?
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My son just wanted a better sandwich.
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Why is this so hard for
y'all to understand?!
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♪ From the mountains ♪
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♪ To the prairies ♪
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♪ To the oceans white with foam ♪
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♪ God bless America ♪
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♪ Our home sweet home... ♪
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- Pinko!
- Screw you!
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♪ God bless America... ♪
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Three, two...
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Thanks for having me on.
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You're welcome. Now, I understand
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you wanted to set the record straight
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regarding your son's communism.
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Yes. N-No!
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He's not a communist.
He's ten years old.
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Listen, I fought for this country.
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I love this country.
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My kids love this country.
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Isn't that right, Sheldon?
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Yes.
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Although, in all fairness,
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the Social Security
system is a form of...
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- You love this country!
- I love this country.
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I have something important
that I'd like to say.
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These last few days,
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I've been giving the
new Happy Hearth bread
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another chance, and I've decided
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it's not so bad.
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Also, it toasts well.
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So, I'm going to say
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that's a sign of personal
growth on my part.
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In fact, let's call it maturity.
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Still not talking to me, huh?
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Well... I'll check back in tomorrow.
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