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[Episode 12]

The food I ate is already digested.

I'm so exhausted! I'm so exhausted!

Let's hurry and go to the field to find the car keys.

The whole day is about to pass by.

Oh, alright.

Don't just shake them. Look and see if the keys are in there.

Ah! I already said they're not here!

Yeah? Are you sure? Did you look carefully?

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What are you trying to pull?

You're surprised to get your hand grabbed when you have my keys in there, huh?

You're so athletic at times like this.

I definitely told you to look for this yesterday.

If you had found this yesterday, we wouldn't have suffered like this!

Sorry.

It's just that, you know... I'm sorry.

Things are just getting twisted. I'll never do it again.

I'm going to really check from now on and everything, okay?

Please take me with you. Please.

I suppose you can ride the bicycle back to Seoul. You ride it so well.

But I carried all the potatoes because I thought you were going to die from starvation.

Then I'll see you in Seoul.

No! Let's go together.

Then, I'll take my luggage at least!

Mr. Art.

Oh, really!

Excuse me! You have to give me my bag!

What am I supposed to do if you take my bag? How am I supposed to go?

Ugh!

Sitting and praying to the Buddha.

I don't know what to think of this.

How many cups did you have?

How did you know I was here?

What do you mean "how"?

Your father, Chairman Oh Yeong Seok, called early in the morning to tell me that I must take responsibility, so—

My dad usually sleeps through the morning...

He called so many times while I was on my way here.

Hey, my battery is going to wear out.

What did Dad say?

What do you think? He said you've stopped eating and drinking since last night.

He said that if you don't eat, he'll immediately come to Seoul.

He raised hell with the resort employees and all. He basically turned Jeju Island upside down.

Does he know about that person, too?

Who? Kim So Eul?

He doesn't.

His phone is off.

The power is off. You'll be redirected to voicemail.

Yoo Jung Eum, what are you doing that your phone is still off now?

This person. Why I ought to—!

Don't blame Jung Eum.

It wasn't fate.

If you had nothing since last night, that means you only missed breakfast this morning, right?

I feel like it was all my fault.

I may not have any manners, but

you don't even have hair!

I even called him bald.

You talked about how he was bald!?

I don't like it. I don't like this house.

I said his house sucked as well.

You said his house sucked?

Pasta. Coffee.

He put in his entire soul into everything.

You're lucky you didn't get slapped.

Hey, stop your sobbing already.

Get up. Let's go eat.

I don't want to eat. I have no appetite.

If you drank this much coffee with whipped cream, it's not that you have no appetite, but that you're already full!

My heart keeps beating.

If you keep drinking coffee, you're going to die!

What do you know!?

Do you know what it's like to drink caffé mocha in a cow cart?

Cow... cow what?

I don't know. I don't know!

For now, let's get out of here.

No! I can't go out!

Why?

I can't leave Sobok Coffee Shop.

[Art Toy Gallery]

♪ My first love. My last love. ♪

Yes, this is heaven.

Is heaven somewhere else?

♪ You are the only love of mine forever ♪

- ♪ Whoa! ♪ - ♪ Whoa, whoa. ♪

Having the time of your life, eh?

What about you? Were you studying on Mount Gyeryongsan?

I was riding a bicycle. Take this in for dry cleaning.

You look like you've been riding on a rickshaw.

Ugh, this is dirty.

It's money! Dirty, dirty.

I was going to give it to you.

Don't. I never forget even ten cents of my money.

Does your shoulder suddenly hurt?

Take this in, too.

I said that's not it!

Father, Father!

I said it was because of work!

Father, Father! Father, calm down!

Hey, Yoo Jung Eum. Quickly beg for forgiveness. Quickly!

I swear to heaven that I didn't do anything shameful. There really was a situation.

This girl, you got a mouth on you—!

Joon Soo, go out for a bit!

Come here!

Father! Father! I don't know about anything else, but Jung Eum doesn't lie!

Won't you let go? Let go!

Both of you get out!

You little... Your mother would be ashamed!

How can you under my roof...?

You little...!

Isn't that my spot? We switched.

You're right.

Was it really because of work?

Of course. What else?

I thought you were with a man again.

What man?

If that isn't it, then fine.

I think your dad is eating now.

Do you have money?

In my room, of course.

- Good morning. - Good morning.

It's premium. Your finances must've improved.

It's because I have constipation.

Speaking of which, I can't poop because of the stress you give me.

Now it's even my fault that you can't poop?

What happened with Oh Doo Ri?

What happened that made her stop eating and drinking?

She keeps looking for Sobok Coffee all day. Just what happened with Kim So Eul?

I don't really know either.

Oh Doo Ri's father is saying that he needs to see Kim So Eul.

What?

He said he's curious as to what kind of person made his daughter that way.

I don't think he should get involved now. What if this setup gets broken?

What, really? It wasn't broken?

Wow!

I got taken in by her act once again.

What happened?

Oh Doo Ri and Kim So Eul have something going on right now.

You're... telling me the truth, right?

Yes.

Then catch the timing when the two have gotten better.

Okay.

Do well, okay?

The company isn't in such a great situation lately.

We are in a mass member dropout situation.

There are not a lot of members joining, with the overflowing numbers of unsuccessful members.

And we have a member that's giving us all the biggest headache.

We might have to get an exorcism or something.

The member that gives you the biggest headache?

Rejected one hundred times!

Rejected one-hundred blind dates? Is that person crazy? Who is it?

First, start with Oh Doo Ri.

Do well.

How am I supposed to find Kim So Eul who said that he has left this world?

Don't ask about my age.

♪ Don't ask me for my name ♪

♪ This and that... ♪

These girls, what's with all this laundry?

Oh!

These kids are dating, I'm so dumbfounded.

They're pretty though.

Hello?

I just called because I thought of you.

What are you doing?

Oh, you're reading.

I'm just, well... watering the grass.

Oh, I turned on the TV on earlier and they were showing a crab restaurant that's supposedly very good.

It looked really good. You want to know where it is?

I'll send it to you through Kakao Talk. Try going there sometime, it looked really delicious.

You're going to make a reservation?

I wasn't asking you to treat me. Well, of course, that'd be good for me though.

Sure.

Then, see you later.

Oh! You scared me!

Don't you know that if you water the grass while there's sunlight, the sunlight is going to burn the grass?

Oh.

That's why when you watch American shows, the sprinklers go off in the afternoon.

No way... Is that cup ramen?

Hello?

Hello?

Yuna! What are you doing today?

C'mon, Coach!

You guys should have said you were here if you came!

We kept telling you, a couple of times, too.

You did?

Hey, should I treat you guys to chicken?

Yes! Chicken!

But since you're treating us, can you treat us to something else instead of chicken?

We keep eating chicken and—

They said if we order ten times, they'll give us another for free. Once we fill up to ten, I'll order something else for you guys. Where else are we going to get free chicken?

Alright, alright. It's just one chicken. We'll endure.

- I'm going to get pig's trotters next time. - I want chicken feet. - Oh, chicken feet!

You guys ran a hundred laps around the field, right?

- Yes. - Yes.

She's being timid, so it's true. Hurry and wash up.

Okay!

Since I heard that you didn't like foreign food,

I chose this place. How is it? Do you like it?

Hm? You remember what I said that time.

It's a basic courtesy towards the interviewee by an interviewer, of course.

The way you speak is cool, too. The food's good. It's really good! I need to bring my hospital co-workers next time.

That's a relief.

Here's the magazine.

Ta-da! The picture came out nice.

Oh, really?

Wow, I really look like a celebrity!

Ah! You could have sent this to me through delivery.

Delivery? How quaint.

It's not even far. If there's no traffic, it takes thirty minutes.

Is that so?

If it's because you feel uncomfortable with me—

No! It's not like that. I was just worried that I was taking up your time when you're busy.

Let's meet sometimes and eat together. I know all the good places.

Let's.

But lately, Hoon Nam has become different.

Hoon Nam...?

Kang Hoon Nam, the gallery manager, you know, the real writer.

- Oh. - His column style has changed. Maybe he's dating.

Really?

Remember that party at the Bari Bari Exhibition?

He took that friend of yours and her client and went to the countryside.

He even stayed out overnight that day.

Friend? Who?

That couple manager. She said she's your friend.

I don't know about anyone else, but he can't fool me.

If my instinct is right, that night, the two of them probably...

Probably not.

Jung Eum said they didn't.

She said it was because of work.

You believe that?

Yes. I do.

There's a member who rejected a hundred blind dates.

So then why did they even join, if they were just going to reject the dates?

I don't know. He must be a pervert I guess.

So, are they telling you to take care of him?

No. Team Leader Bong is fixated on Oh Doo Ri right now.

So, why?

Why do you think Team Leader Bong suddenly said that to me?

I have feeling that I will be in charge of this.

I can feel that member who declined a hundred blind dates coming to me.

Let's talk again later. I'll check the schedule and let you know.

I've only been here for five minutes though.

Just go for now.

What kind of situation is this?

Then, how about we write up a blank contract right now?

Don't play around.

What's the occasion?

I came to make a return.

I'll call Yook Ryong for you.

Do you know that woman?

Why?

Are you interested in that woman? Should I introduce her to you?

This punk. What do you see your father as?

She's pretty similar in age to the singer you were seeing before.

If you're interested, just tell me. I'll introduce you to her.

Alright. In your life,

I guess I'm something that you'd want to return as well. But, Son,

there are some things in life that you can't return.

The only way out of it is to

accept it.

That's a really sad reality.

Finish your return well.

Hey. Hey!

Oh, you came, Uncle?

Ah, right. I came to return this to you.

I'm sorry, but can you come again next time?.

I have to leave urgently.

I'm really late.

I love you.

You're so cool!

Hey, hey, hey! Hey!

Here!

- Why aren't you eating? - Uh? Ah...

I'm eating a lot, too.

It's really good.

This is huge!

Yeah, it's pretty fresh.

Wow, that looks like fun.

I want to try.

Then after this meal, shall we go and take some photo stickers?

- Photo stickers? - Yeah.

Photo stickers. They are cute. I think they're really pretty.

Are you kidding me?

Kidding?

Does it make sense? It's childish at our age.

It's childish, right? Photo stickers at our age...

Yeah, right, it's childish.

Of course. Photo stickers... it'd be embarrassing!

Things like that are for children.

I know, right?

But, what should we do for this next birthday?

Birthday? Already?

You don't remember?

That day...

The day we went to the motel for the first time.

Since we share the same birthday, we have the same zodiac sign.

You said, "Let's have a party while drinking the zodiac wine."

You said that sauvignon blanc was the wine for year of the dog signs.

Did I say that? Let's do that then.

Yeah? Then I'll prepare a pretty wine set.

Just a minute.

You have this.

Hello?

I'll call you later... Today?

You want to meet right now?

No.

Not today. Hang up, I'll call you later.

Oh, my kids called.

I'll have to go to the dorm. What should I do?

Go ahead and eat.

Music for today begins now.

How would you like listening to a carol in spring? This is Michael Bolton singing

"Santa Claus is Coming to Town."

♫ You better watch out, you better not cry ♫

♫ You better not pout, I'm telling you why ♫

♫ Santa Claus is coming to town! ♫

♫ Santa Claus is coming ♫

You... You're hard for me, too.

Your sudden appearance in my life

makes me baffled, angry, and about to go crazy.

I'm just acting tough,

because my self-esteem is hurt, because I don't want to fall anymore.

I'm... just hanging on, too!

A decisive moment in life comes without warning.

Like a Christmas Carol that plays in spring, as if it's been released.

What's that for?

Just...

I got stood up. She wanted to meet, but—

The Han River suicide incident girl, why are you seeing her again?

Because I like her.

Then why do you meet other women?

Because it's fun.

She seems to be putting everything into you and it's fun?

I didn't do this so you—

Honestly, I just got my wings so how do I fold them right away?

What?

Like is like and fun is fun.

Can't I fly around a bit?

Women say they like me. I was always the victim and now I've finally opened my wings.

I want to have fun, too.

I thought he was warm, but he's harsh and cold.

Like a baffling spring breeze.

They suddenly come and hurt you, but...

Kang Hoon Nam, the gallery manager. He went out of town with your friend.

He stayed out overnight that night.

I thought you were with a guy.

What guy?

If my instincts are right...

Maybe they're dating.

[Jung Eum]

Where are you? You didn't pass the Star City Snack House, right?

Why?

What do you mean "why"? Bring back some spicy rice cakes and ugly dumplings.

No, I already passed the snack house.

Spicy cakes are the best with pepper paste.

Isn't that obvious?

You really don't want to eat any?

I don't eat with liars.

What are you talking about?

By the way, is it common for guys to not know how to ride bikes?

Not really, because we learn at a young age usually.

So then what's with a guy who can't ride a bike?

Well, he was probably lonely as a young kid.

That means he played alone,

with no one to teach him to ride or to go riding with him.

Why do you ask? Do you want to ride a bike?

Do you want to go ride a bike?

That's okay. I rode too much.

I transformed you from a tadpole to a frog, but what is this?

What about you, then? Why are you so intimidated by that woman?

When was I intimidated?

Why would a player like you make things so hard, then?

You could just seduce her then get the rest of the tin man.

This is all because of you!

You skinny little guy...

Do you like that woman?

But what do to do? She doesn't seem to be interested in you at all.

What do you mean she's not interested!?

It's because I'm not hitting on her! What do you mean she's not interested?!

Do you want to make a bet?

A bet?

I... will seduce her then dump her.

I'll bet a blank contract.

A blank contract?

I'll show her how scary this world is.

[The Undateables] [Dating is like a "spring breeze"]

It's like a bet I can't lose.

Just like a flower that has to bloom.

Whatever it takes, I have to accept and overcome it.

Dating is a spring breeze.

♫ Even if it's frustrating and regretful ♫

♫ Slowly, slowly, even if it's slow ♫

♫ I'll give you my love that grows deeper ♫

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