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We tell women: your body is a battlefield!

We'll keep saying that until it's clear...

I don't know where to find the money!

I repeat: we can't close the school!

And a metaphor in general!

Konstanty Chmurski, son of Antoni...

- And Maria. - And Maria.

My name is Gebauer. Doctor Gebauer.

I am happy to say you passed all tests.

- Does it mean that...? - Yes.

You have been qualified.

You say... and I'd like to quote, that

"sadism is a part of men's desire to hurt others".

- It means you don't respect men... - I do! Don't put words in my mouth!

- You don't. You claim... - I claim...

that nothing will be put in our mouths ever again!

What? Virginity?

What can I do? An order from upstairs.

What about our agreement and my rally?

There must be some kind of pluralism.

Right, we all know you support pluralism.

Except your wife! Shall I tell her?

- You won't do it! - I don't care!

- You won't do this to Luna! - Wanna bet?

Catch you later! Bye!

Something happened?

- No, why? - I heard your raised voice...

It's nothing.

You look like...

- like a goddess. - But you're an atheist.

I believe in you.

I believe in you, too.

The medicine tested is absolutely safe.

- No side effects? - You asked about that.

- And the uniform? - For hygienic reasons.

So?

Ah. Please remember everything that may seem...

Well, everything that may seem worth remembering.

Good God, our Lord,

Good God, our Lord, Good God, our Lord,

Don't embarrass yourself! Such beautiful music!

It is crap. Total, bloody crap.

- You offend God! - Me?

You're my shepherd on green pastures.

You're my shepherd.

You're my shepherd on green hills.

You lead my feet through devil's anthills.

They can't pull my soul into the down, deep and narrow.

My soul approaches you quickly like an arrow.

You are.

Clap!

- Congratulations! - Thank you.

Delight to the soul, delight, delight!

On behalf of the "Biba" magazine, I'd like to say:

God bless you, Father editor.

Beautiful oratorio. Did you write the words, too?

My daddy.

- Equally ecstatic. - Indeed.

It's the best thing I've ever seen.

Today's ceremony proves

that femininity is a matter of free choice.

Professor Katzowna, who after many years of international career

has come back to Poland.

No one else can show the power of the slogan:

"I am a woman, 'cause I want to!"

Let's give our guest a big hand!

"Polish Woman of the Year", Professor Ryszarda Katzowna!

It's a great...

- great honour. - Bravo!

I've been looking for you. I'm getting jealous.

The rally was my idea!

I should have been speaking!

I know, honey, but Katzowna is an icon.

A world-class authority.

Authoritess.

I'd do anything for you! And you treat me like a Barbie doll.

But why...

Why do you say so? You know that I love you!

- That... - Hi, Klara.

Hi, Luna.

I want to go home.

Konstanty, we'd like to talk with you.

I'm not writing a second part or anything else!

- No! That's the end! - He'll be the death of me!

Leon, calm down, please.

Kostus, we really need to talk! It's terribly important!

For our whole family!

Here's our star. Can you say a few words?

When are you going to write the second part?

Taxi's waiting.

- What? - I've got to go.

Artist.

Norbert, remember about my virgins?

- Yes, but I won't make it. Why?

The bosses say you're too often in my programs, Father.

Norbert!

You know I'd do anything for you, Father.

- Have we moved? - I'll just leave the materials!

Kick his ass for me.

Far away from here.

Side effects.

Hi!

Why's this lesbian here?

You side with the Holy Joes.

- How's Luna? - For you: she isn't!

Tomorrow morning! Don't be late!

DIRECTOR

THE PERFECT GUY FOR MY GIRLFRIEND

THE NEXT DAY

Free Polish woman! Free woman! Free woman!

Let's ask this question aloud:

- Was Pilsudski a hermit? - No!

Did he draw his energy to live, his will to act,

his faith in sacrifice only from himself?

No!

So why is he standing here all alone?

I'm here, Lord, as you called me! I'm here, Lord, as you called me!

Do you want to devote to God your life in virginity?

I do!

Do you want to be devoted to our Lord, Jesus Christ?

I do!

Today's ceremony feels a bit like a wedding,

only the bridegroom is invisible.

Did you visit your father's grave?

No, mum. I didn't manage.

- You're a bad son. - Don't say that!

I've brought you oranges.

Leonarda Lewandowska! Made the exile less of a burden for the chief.

When he didn't need her, he cheated on her and described itin a letter!

She committed suicide!

Maria Juszkiewicz!

Had to accept him having a lover for 14 years,

with whom Jozef Pilsudski had two kids.

When she died, he didn't even go to her funeral!

These modest girls have offered their virginity to God

and in a moment they'll set off to Czestochowa, they're the hope

of our homeland, ravaged by the liberal hedonism!

Our pilgrimage isn't an oddity,

but an important sign of evangelical values.

We want virginity to emanate from the stilts to the whole country.

Whom would Jozef Pilsudski be without these women?

Without their love, devotion, affection and care?

What would Poland be like without them?

How many more anonymous women

devoted their life so that their men could

selfishly build themselves monuments?!

We won't forget about them, no matter how many there are!

- Free woman! - Always a virgin!

- Free woman! - Always a virgin!

Eugenia Lewicka!

was with Pilsudski for six years!

She was found poisoned months after

returning from Madeira, where they vacationed.

I didn't think I'd see him again.

We should do something.

We're going bust? You said it went great.

No. The pits!

An oozy pit which sucks us in!

And all the success? Feminist Academy, today's rally...

It was just a bull for the media! Reporters shoot photos and that's it!

- The Academy has a 1.5m debt! - In Zlotys?

Euros!

I came to teach here. You promised.

I'm sorry.

- It's me! Me! Norbert! - I know.

- You'll strangle me! - I hope so!

- Wait, Luna! - Get lost!

- We need to talk. It's important. - So it can't be

- about you and me. - It's not about us. I mean...

it is about us, yet not us now, but us then.

Though us now in a way too.

What was I thinking? You are retarded.

It's really important. I need 5 minutes.

- Then you may strangle me. - OK, it's a deal.

Where did you get it?

I got it in an email.

- It must be Klara. - I don't care what you think!

- Threatened to tell my wife. - She's not you.

- Isn't she? - She's got balls.

- Then you've go no luck with men. - Your time's over.

But I still love you, Luna.

- You're pathetic! - I know.

Go home. To your kids.

I'm sending you an email. I'll be there soon.

Poor quality. It can't have been done by a professional.

An amateur.

- A lover of your beauty. - I"d like to thank him then.

It won't be difficult.

Projection of the buildings. Let's call yours Alpha.

The opposite one - Beta.

The distance between the buildings - 74 metres.

Taking into account the distance,

height, the camera setting, etc.

It is clear that...

you were filmed from the flat on 6th floor. Voila!

Thanks, Szymon.

Pity you left the army.

- I'm better now. - Don't believe you.

Say hello to Ania.

That'll be difficult. She moved out.

- So I heard. - So you heard?

I moved out 2 days earlier. Neighbours told me.

Are you crazy? Such a good marriage.

Harder to stand.

Hello.

Hi. Is this you flat?

Yes.

Mum! Mummy! I'm scared! Mum!

Mummy! I am scared!

Mum!

Auntie? Why are you here?

She called me.

Is she gone?

No. She's waiting for you to wake up.

Leave it!

It's not her!

- Not her? - No.

You see? He's not well.

"He's not well". Why are you here?

- We arranged this. - We didn't!

I came to talk about the recording, and you were lying in the hall.

- What happened here? - Nothing.

- I fainted. - Call the doctor?

- Aunt is enough. - Don't be so unkind.

- Kasia and I are worried. - "Kasia and I"?

You always said she"s dumb.

- I never said you're dumb. - It doesn't matter now.

You still love him, don't you?

Good night.

- Hallo? - Hello, Teresa Wodzien.

- Didn't I wake you up? - No, I've been reading.

- Something happened? - Yes.

- Didn't I wake your wife? - For God's sake!

- It's late! - It's the boss, you know he's crazy!

My brother asked me to call. And ask if you liked the film.

- What film? - The one he didn't like so much.

From the email. He's really worried.

Worried about you, about your wife.

And he's most worried that you aren't... if I may say so...

flexible.

He would be a lot happier if you were a little bit more

- flexible. - I'll be flexible!

I'll be fucking flexible!

During the break, when you were praying,

I talked to our guest about virginity.

Can you please repeat what you said?

Dear Father, I thought to myself that

virginity is a privilege, as thanks to it,

we can serve God with greater zealousness.

Serve God with greater zealousness. Exactly.

Do you like fast rides?

- In what sense? - Automotive, what else?

Yes, I do! I like it a lot!

We'll come back to it, and now let's hear Father Kajetan,

who's accompanying our virgins

in their stilty pilgrimage to the Black Madonna.

Hello, Father Kajetan!

Hello! I hope you can hear me, because...

I can't hear you at all!

Hello, Father Kajetan!

Hello studio!

Hello!

So maybe I'll describe it! We're quite near!

I'll try to catch some, some pilgrim in a minute!

The line's gone dead.

We have some difficulties, but we'll try to get connected next time.

OK, OK, tell Uncle I'll be there.

I'm not avoiding him! No...

nothing happened.

Auntie, it's just a black eye. I will be all right!

I have to go now.

I've got to go! Bye!

Thank you for the monument campaign.

- No problem. - It's important!

Thanks to it our power and determination are more visible.

Thanks to you we're stronger. Much stronger.

Careful, you're embarrassing me.

It's you who should be speaking, but Klara insisted.

She was right. Nobody would listen to me.

You're our icon. Our pope.

- Popess. - Sorry! Our popess.

The most relentless pilgrim, as we know,

was our pope. Unfortunately, he's gone.

What about the need for pilgrimage?

Is it needed today? If so, why?

I think it is. Because...

I think so, too. But it might happen that

the lofty effort will suddenly be stopped.

By a drunk motorcyclist! Or a truck driver

who runs into a group of zealous girls on stilts,

and spills their virgin blood on the road full of ruts!

Yeah.

Of course, we trust our Lord that it won't happen!

But we all know how terrible our roads are.

How many innocent people die due to this. Doesn't it scare you?

- It does. - Would you like to

hear next time that our hard working pilgrim virgins are dead?

And only because the road somewhere was uneven?

- I wouldn't. - So, can I count on

your support for our campaign for better road safety?

With all my heart and so help me God!

- You should be an actress. - Excuse me?

- You should have a career. - Don't make fun of me.

I'm serious. Have you thought of acting?

In the past, like every little girl.

Brilliant, strong, beautiful. Perfect!

You must try acting in films! Women would identify with you.

- Please... - I'm serious!

- I'd like to be like you. - You're Woman of the Year.

And you - of the century. If I were a woman. I mean...

if I were a younger woman...

- How long have you been with us? - 18 months.

- I ask about... - Also 18 months!

Don't you miss...?

- Men? No, not at all! - Great! Fantastic!

Men are an appendix. Redundant, but can hurt.

- So it must be cut out! - Yes, right!

If it hurts!

Good!

Bon appetit!

Is that your father?

No.

Mother?

- I didn't invite you. - I didn't invite you either.

There must be some explanation.

- Side effects. - Right!

- Kostek. - I'm disgusted with what you did.

- Long name, but pretty. - You're disgusting.

I took to you at once, too. What have I done?

- You know what. - Not at all.

- You're really disgusting. - Great.

What will you have?

- Nothing. - The same for me, with ice.

I'm coming! Cool it!

See you next time.

I keep mine in line, too.

Your insightful reflection is extremely interesting.

- I hope it'll be handy. - Awfully handy.

- Did you see a specialist? - About this? It's nothing.

I slipped on soap. Liquid soap.

Soap is like that.

And this?

This? Mother.

- Your mother? - My child's mother.

- You have a child? - No. But I want to.

Good idea, children are so sweet.

How long have you been together?

To be honest, we aren't. And she doesn'teven like me.

So why do you say that she'll be the mother of your child?

- She's the one. - Right...

Yes. It's obvious.

- Shall we? - I am ready.

What? Why are you in Peru?

They'll cut off our electricity next week, bitch!

Is your period late?

It's the last time I've chosen an accountant because of nice tits!

The bitch has run away and buried us alive.

We're dead!

Deadess!

Dead!

Shit, there's no feminine form!

Have more faith, son. I bring you resurrection.

- You've been drinking? - I'm drunk with happiness.

We've got 2 million euros.

I mean...

We may have!

Now something for our MP.

It's my Boguchwala!

A beautiful Polish town, which you represent.

- Let's see some more photos. - I know him!

Heniek's mate's son-in-law! Kowaluk!

Exactly.

Every person has his own name and his own history.

- How many inhabitants are there? - Around five thousand.

Five thousand. Nice.

- What if they all disappeared? - What do you mean?

But how?

- What do you mean? How? - Like this!

This is what happens in Poland!

Over five thousand people disappear every year.

We all know this sign.

Black spot!

A place on the road where there are many road accidents.

Does it fulfill its role?

If five thousand people die there every year?

Poles are a great and wise people.

But to lose so many sons and daughters

is to rub salt in the wounds.

Always a Virgin Radio has decided to stop this.

Black spot is a good initiative,

but a wrong concept.

The sign has no power,

no tradition, no spirituals value,

is not ingrained in our hearts. Ergo -

it's impractical. Nobody obeys it!

That's why we have something completely different.

SLOW DOWN!

Brilliant, isn't it?

I talked to the sisters from Scandinavia!

They're ready to give us the money! But we must hurry,

as the Czechs submitted a project!

Have you gone out of our mind? It's degrading and humiliating!

It'll be degrading and humiliating

when they finally close your school, honey!

All feminists, even the Vatican ones, will laugh at you.

- I find pornography disgusting! - Not pornography but a revolution!

Prometheus gave men fire and they put it in their genital torches

making women draw their passion!

The time has come for

these flabby torches to be...

put out!

Down with z patriarchal eroticism!

Marquise de Sade for ever!

95 per cent of Poles are catholic.

Jesus is for them not only Son of God and the Saviour, but also Rabbi.

Who?

The teacher.

- The best teacher! - Well, yes, this yes!

Whom would the Poles

would listen to more than the best teacher?

We aren't so nad've to believe that the death rate

will drop by the mentioned 95 per cent.

But the number of people saved will be immense.

Unless...

the Polish Parliament turn their backs on Jesus.

They won't, Father Editor, they won't!

- So help us God! - And Rabbi!

No, no and no! Anyone, but her!

We have no choice! Our other sisters are feminists, but...

- they don't have film looks! - Let's hire a porn star!

She must be an activist or we won't get the subsidy!

This is the basic condition! Two million Euros for

a porn feminist manifesto in which,

showing conscious immodesty, one of us will act!

It'll be a banner, Klara! With a conscious, feminist vagina!

- Her vagina belongs to me! - You talk like a man.

I talk like someone who loves! Luna is only mine!

Two million Euros, Klara!

- The end of our problems! - No!

Are you nuts? You want me to play in a porn film?

One should rise above her egotism.

So may I be fucked on the big screen?

- Don't vulgarize the discourse! - I don't!

You always said porn humiliated women!

I still do! This time it's not about porn made by men for men,

but about freeing women's sexual desires!

To stop looking at ourselves with a male eye.

Thank you.

Please, honey,

female sexuality has long been the subject of male censorship!

Now is the time for us to tell our story.

So I'm sorry you call my offer a porno!

Because it is a great, groundbreaking mission! Just like...

Columbus' expedition!

Columbus had 3 ships, he didn't travel with his ass!

What can I do? He paid for the whole semester.

- But my course is for women! - Yeah, I know!

But he said he'd been attacked!

In his home. And that he has fears.

The rector said we should take everyone. Budget deficit!

Today's topic is: Defence against a psychopath.

- It was to be against a rapist. - It's an extended version.

Defence against a psychopath rapist.

First, a demo. We'll need a man. Maybe you?

- Why me? - Why not?

- I don't want to be a man! - So, maybe you!

- Neither do I! - What a pity.

Listen, it's supposed to be a training!

Is there anyone here who wants to be a man?

Do you remember the key points?

OK, I'll repeat, but this time slowly.

Can you stand up?

He attacks from behind, grabs your hair and pulls.

Your body's not prepared for the attack, so the head

will naturally be pulled, and then the body.

Can you hold me like a man?

Make a turn and immediately strongly attack the crotch.

Observe the aggressor. He moves back his hips and you attack his head.

The head goes back, kick him in the crotch.

The hands control the attacker. Remember to

move back your leg, so that the attacker doesn't grab it.

Then you change the legs and trip him up!

Remember to scan the surroundings. Look, from here I may escape.

- Make a lever. - Ou-ouch!

Or destroy him!

Now I'll show you again at full speed.

- Get up! - Do I have to?

- Coffee? - I don't drink coffee!

- And tea? - I won't date you!

- Green tea? - Do all men have to be so dumb?

I'm gay! I have a girlfriend! We love each other!

What about yoghurt?

How's the girl?

- Fantastic. - It's good!

Our work goes well, too.

Blood, urine, liver, kidneys, pancreas.

Complete tolerance to the drug.

- Now what? - Bigger doses.

Do you agree?

- Yes, yes. - So,

then please sign this document.

This one, here.

I'm so happy!

THE NEXT DAY

Fear it, Ophelia,

fear it, my dear sister.,

The canker galls the infants of the spring,

Too oft before their buttons be disclosed;

And in the morn and liquid dew of youth,

Contagious blastments are most imminent.

I shall the effect of this good lesson keep,

As watchman to my heart, my sister, Laerta.

Bravo!

Hamlet destroying the love of Polonius' daughters!

- Great! - Oh, yes! As a pikestaff,

archetype of male struggle against homosexuality and incest!

- Finally a modern Shakespeare! - Thanks.

Through them I want to show the creative role

of female libido in the conversion of the macho paradigm!

Oh, yes.

We've seen your "Vagina" and loved it.

- Yes, really deep. - Sensitive.

Well-deserved Lions in Gdynia. Was it your last film?

- Last year I made "Vagina's Return". - You did?

- I can't find a distributor. - Seriously?

There's no place for such films. The viewers are getting boorish.

That's why I'm back at the theatre.

- Here are my roots. - You shouldn't give up.

I'm not. Only Shakespeare and theatre count for me now.

- You can't waste your talent! - There's only Shakespeare.

- You must make a film! - Definitely! This year even!

This month.

Next week!

What are you up to?

Do you think she'll agree?

Inga Wawras?

For the money we offered her, she'd act naked

even in "Strictly Come Dancing"!

Come, we deserve a reward.

IMPRUDENT AND UNROMANTIC

I DESERVE EVERYTHING KOSTEK

Liberals with devilish smiles try to make us believe, and in what?

That the Chinese will build Polish roads?

Always a Virgin Radio boldly says "no"!

THREE DAYS LATER

Now what?

- Inga Wawras, hello? - Where are you? We're waiting!

- Unfortunately, I must refuse. - Refuse?

We have a mob of males who came to show you their penises!

You can't refuse now!

I understand, but I've thought it over and I'm not ready!

We had an agreement!

I've got only Shakespeare on my mind.

- He fills my whole inner space! - You'll lose 50 thousand euros.

Shakespeare's worth poverty.

Ok, I double the rate.

Ok, see you in ten minutes.

Hello.

- You've played in an erotic movie. - Yes, twice.

Once with Goldie Amato, then with Blondie Bluetooth.

- Were they English? - They were sheep.

- Thank you. - I worked as an extra in

- "Lethal locks", "Vengeful Sweater"... - Next please.

- "Goat cheese", "Bloody bleat"... - Next please.

- Where's mum? - On a walk with Teresa.

- You said you're 23. - Yes.

- But it isn't true. - No.

- So, how old are you? - 22.

- What's this? - Oratorio contract.

Don't you get it? I won't compose ever again.

Read it carefully.

"All the profits will be transferred to

Neuropsychiatric Hospital of St Mehtilda". Here.

Yes, here. Go on.

"To improve the quality of life of its residents".

So, also your mother.

It's not as spectacular as testing psychiatric drugs,

but it might do some good.

I don't know what to say.

It's my radio's obligation,

to assign 100 thousand Zlotys to the same cause.

As long as you write the second part of this damned...

- Oratorio. - Why do you do that?

I believe that in this evil world

you still can do some good.

So, agreed?

Agreed.

Mum!

- How was it? - I'm tired.

We went as far as the pond.

Kostek! Come here! We need to sign it!

- We've already signed. - But two,

and we need four, two for each side.

It's an important contract.

- Where did you get your PhD? - At Heidelberg.

Before, I studied in Cambridge, Rome and Vienna.

- And 6 months in Tokio. - Excuse me, but out of curiosity:

what is a philosopher looking for in a porn film?

I love to shag.

Thank you.

You won't make this with me? So who will?

I don't care!

- Why? - And do you care about me?

- We shouldn't mix life and business. - I just quit here,

- I'll be a film sound producer. - Congratulations. Who hired you?

Inga Wawras.

She only works with Paciorkowski.

- He doesn't meet the standards. - He's the best.

- But he's not a lesbian. - True.

- Neither are you. - I am - for this production.

Listen,

- what production is it? - I can't tell you.

OK, but it's a secret. A feminist erotic movie.

- It's porn! - It's not porn.

Ambitious porn. Inga says we'll take it to Cannes!

She always says so. You really want to do a porno?

You need to start somehow.

I'm fed up with my work. I need a change or I'll go mad.

- When will you start? - No idea.

They"re still casting the male lead.

- I'd never agree. - Nobody's offering.

I might consider such an offer. It could be interesting.

- So enter yourself. - I might. But the main female part

is already taken. By some krav-maga instructor.

I've had enough.

- Is everything all right? - Yes.

- You wanted to kill me. - For a moment.

Honey? Come here quickly!

I have a guy for you! He's perfect!

Did you hear? Perfect!

- We're waiting, bye! - Bye.

Sometimes I don't understand my woman.

Welcome to the club.

- No! Just because. - It's not an argument.

- I don't care! - You're not in the army!

- I don't like him. - Why?

He's quite nice, good-looking, clean... Perfect!

- How do you know a perfect man? - No homophobia.

I'm sorry.

If he's so perfect, aren't you afraid that... You know.

- With him? He's gay! - He's not gay!

He is, honey! I wouldn't recognize a gay guy?

Come!

No way! It's madness.

- You exaggerate. - No. You're mad! You're sick!

I'm not asking for an opinion but for your help.

What? You want me to help you get her off? Or help her get you off?

Be discreet. I told them I'm gay.

I had to, otherwise I wouldn't have the job.

You'll fuck for money, you whore! I can't look at it!

- You want to work in a porn. - Without my boyfriend.

- Ex-boyfriend. - An ex who's fucking crazy!

How long can you wait?

- I need money. - Bullshit!

If you did, you wouldn't give up composing.

Is it about sex? Are you looking for thrills?

Not exactly.

- Do you like being watched? - It's complicated.

Don't be ashamed. Shame takes away the joy.

You need to get rid of it, standard-wise.

- It's a simplification. - If you like being watched...

- No... - I can suck you off right here.

- How nicely they argue about music. - You see.

And they say that the youth don't care.

How beautiful you are,

My darling!

How pleasing you are! How pleasing!

How pleasing you are! How pleasing!

You have stolen my heart,

You have stolen my heart,

With one single glance of your eyes!

How pleasing you are! How pleasing!

Your lips drop sweetness As the honeycomb.

Your teeth are like a flock of sheep Coming up from the washing.

Your neck is like an ivory tower. Your eyes are the pools of Heshbon.

And your mouth is like the best wine

Flowing down the palate!

Stop! Wait, I'll help you! Wait!

I can't do it myself! Help me! She's lying here!

And I could be doing Shakespeare! Enough!

THREE DAYS LATER

Referring to the reducing experience of male pornography,

we approached our work too mechanistically!

It was a mistake! Fortunately, not everything is lost!

The Sejm has just passed the bill on the exchange of the "black spot" signs.

The bill will go to the Senate and then to the President.

Well!

Let's thank God for this momentous day!

What are you doing?

Champagne!

We need to realize that

female desire doesn't speak the same language as the male one.

Women are driven by archaic and prelogical impulses

And their sexuality seems to remember the mythical Eden -

destroyed by male civilization

built on the alliance of logic and the phallus.

I'd like to inform that Father Editor's foundation

has received an order for 1,600

- warning signs. - Oh God. So fast?

- Aren't you going to put out a tender? - We are!

I just wanted to tell you that you've won.

Great news, I'm glad that it is you who

announces it like archangel Gabriel. God bless you!

And you too!

To 1,600 signs - 10,000 zlotys each!

16 million!

- When we will see them? - Right away!

The signs will be ready in 2 weeks,

assembly and transport - a week, that's it!

And it's just the beginning!

Next year we'll be the biggest Catholic radio in Poland!

Those old farts from Torun can go fly a kite!

I don't know, Leon.

- They are everywhere. - We will also be everywhere!

Wherever there's a speed limit. Can you imagine?

Thousands of signs! Thousands of Jesuses

with our radio's logo! Or even millions!

We will get additional 10 thousand for each Jesus!

If this goes through eventually, they will have to make you a bishop.

If?

It will work out!

This plan is...

ingenious!

The penis and the eye!

Those 2 organs rule the world of male pornography.

The eye"s even more dangerous.

Women don't associate desire with the visible.

It's easier for them as female organs are

hidden in the boxes of their bodies.

I can't talk, I'm at a lecture.

- Are you lecturing? - No, later. Now I'm listening.

Did you like the oratorio? Great!

Yes, I'll drop in later, bye!

Before we start shooting.

Before the shooting we need to look inside us

to find the female spontaneity and primeval nature.

We"ll draw from mystical experiences of Brook,

and Grotowski!

So above all - rehearsals, rehearsals, rehearsals

- and inner "searching". - To make a film in which

female libido will be opened to the images of inner fantasy.

Reinventing the symbolism of female organs.

Best described through water metaphors like the spring.

- The river. - The sea.

Or a prosperous water park!

If it chips in towards the budget.

- You must be crazy! - Don't speak like that!

I thought you wanted to talk about the oratorio!

- We do. - And?

- It's not good. - Not good? It's my best piece!

The music's all right, but the words are... impossible. They're too...

- how to put it... - Naughty.

- Exactly!