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It's David versus
Goliath as the Aussie underdogs

take on the might of America
and history it self.

At 132 years,

it's the longest winning streak
in the history of sport,

America's Cup fever
has swept the nation.

The team from Down Under

are attempting
to scale the unscaleble.

Even our new Prime Minister
has gotten race fever,

We have all our best wishes
with you.

As I said in my message,
if it gets tight, let us know.

We'll all turn towards Newport
and blow to get you home.

We're with you,
Australia II.

♪ They're coming
from a colour television

♪ Every trick they try.“ ♪

We're with you,
Australia II.

We're with you, Australia II.

God bless you all
for what you're doing.

It's the first of four
in the best of seven races.

Some are dubbing this

the greatest sporting event
this century,

It's partytime here
at Rhode Island.

I can tell you they'll
all have a bellyful tonight.

- ♪ I switch off ♪

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♪ I switch on, I switch off
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♪ I switch on, I switch off
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♪ I switch on, I switch off... ♪

Drop your pants.

And your underpants, please.

Bend over.

Bend over, mate.

Now hold still'

Ah'

Please lift up your scrotum-.

Spread your buttocks.

Bit of hush. Alright.

Bit of hush, please.
Bit of hush.

- On ya, Coach.
- Bit of hush.

Now, we've been watching
the raffle tally

for the end of season
footy trip

climb pretty slowly
over the last year,

but unfortunately
we didn't raise quite enough.

Oh, come on!

But...
Hang on, hang on, hang on.

Thanks to a very generous
donation from the owner

of the fabulous Paradise Gardens
Reception Centre,

umm... well...

Says it all.
Bangkok, here we come!

- Yeah! wife!

Here to present
the final award of the evening

is that generous man himself,

our esteemed club president
Pat 'The Rat' Shepherd.

- Thank you, Pat.

Thanks very much, mate.
Much appreciated.

- Thanks, mate.
- Hide your daughters.

Thank you, John.

Four wins from 18 games-.

- How do you do it?
- Well...

- No, really, how do you do it?

He was only sober
for four of 'em.

- Oh, Cheeky Graeme.

Listen, if your form on the
field was as good as it is off

we might have won five games!

OK, listen up.

Clubman of the Year.

Now, this year's winner
exemplifies the qualities

of a truly great clubman -

loyalty,

endurance,

resilience,

always putting the team
above himself.

Now, this kid
may not kick the most goals,

he may not take the most marks,

in fact, he may not even make
the team next year,

- by the sounds of it.

But after playing
a record 154 consecutive games,

the winner of the 1983 West
Sunshine Clubman of the Year

is the endurable Ray Jenkins!

- Oh, Ray!

- Come up here, Ray.
- Good on you, mate.

- Well done. Well deserved.
- Did you know?

- Ray!
- Get that into you.

Ray! MAN 2; Ray!

Go on, put ii down, son.

Ray.

I can't believe it!

Congratulations.

Say a few words.

- Th... thank you.

Just told her, 'I didn't know
it was your bloody cousin.'

- It's a true story.

Not telling the one about that
mole from Essendon again,

are you, em

Hey, don't do anything silly
in Thailand, fellas.

- Not us.
- Never, hey?

Just be careful.
Don't come home with anything-.

Go on, get oui of here.
Give me a minute with him.

Still having your shindig
next weekend?

Yeah, why?
You need something done?

Swing by Paradise,
pick up a free keg.

- What about Raymond? He going?
- Where?

Thailand, knucklehead.

Doubt it. You'd have to pry him
eff his mum's tit.

Can't have the Clubman of
the Year not touring, can we?

Be double the fun.

(Train horn hanks}

(Train horn hanks}

That won't work.
I already tried.

Can I break for lunch?

Do the whole table first.
I don't pay you to eat.

Unlimited piss, St Kilda
sluts, my joint - it's on-.

You're the only bloke
from the club I'm inviting,

so don't tell no-one.

- Is that you, Ray?
- Yes, Mum.

And is that the dashing
Gavin Ellis with you?

The one and only, Mrs Jenkins.

Just escorting
the Clubman of the Year home.

Oh, yeah?

Well, the Clubman of the Year
can escort himself inside

and set the table.

- John?

It's good to be back
in Edwin Street

Yeah, they, uh...

"they put a verandah out
the back of your old house.

Who doesn't wife a verandah, eh?

Thanks for the ride.

Have a think about
the Thailand offer'

Get 'em through Customs,
shit 'em out

and Robert's
our aunty's husband.

Easiest eight grand
you'll ever make.

- Sure.

Buy yourself some wheels,
have a play with the ladies -

eight grand could do a lot for
a bloke like you, and your mum.

Nah, mate. I'm sorry.
I'm not your man,

Besides,
I wouldn't be any good at it.

Pay John's debts

and stop your mum getting hurt
over a card game.

- What do you mean?
- Don't answer now.

Mull it over,
let me know at my party.

Here's some cash for a cab.

Go on, take it.
It's yours, for the cab.

There's plenty more
where that came from.

St Kilda sluts!

They said it might rain
tomorrow afternoon.

Yeah, we need a bit of rain.

Hopefully it'll clear up,
though.

- That'd be nice.
- Yeah.

Anyone see Adelaide's weather?

Going through a real hot spell.

Yeah, a real hot spell.

Why are you and Gavin
knocking around again?

He hasn't been over
since they lived next door.

He just gave me a lift home
from work, Mum.

Yeah, well, he's bad news, Ray.
He's been in jail.

It was a youth offenders unit.

He cut that poor boy up
with a chisel.

It was a long time ago, darl.

Gav's a pretty decent bloke
when you get to know him.

You two used to be
like peas in a pod.

Oh, he was such a sweet kid-.

His mother would turn in her
grave ii she saw him now.

Hey, love, while you're up.

Oh, I don't think so, darlin'.
That was your third.

You've had your quota
for the day.

How lucky are we, eh?

Good food, good home,
good health.

Oh, yeah, it's good to be us.

♪ SOFT ROCK MUSIC

This is Ziggy. He's Lithuanian.

Come to get my keg
for tonight's party.

- Get Fuck.
- What?

Get Fuck. To help you.
He's in the kitchen.

- It's 'Phuk'.-Oi.

Did you have a word
with our Clubman of the Year'?

He's not up for it.
Doesn't have the guts.

It's a pity.

His mum could use the cash.

Never met a coach
with more bad luck than John.

Speaking of which...

Best dog I ever had.

Here's your traveller's cheques.

Half a kilo. No more, no less.

(Knocking continues}

A friend'

- Who is it, sorry?
- Where's John?

Uh, he's not here.

- He's down at the pub.
- Which pub?

Who is it, love?

Um, he didn't say, mate,

but I can pass on
a message for him.

Next time,
I come for your mother.

Who was that?

Mormons.

At this hour?
Oh, Christ Almighty-.

- Mum, I'm gonna head out now.
- To Gavin's.

- John.
- Darl, he's not a baby.

He can make his own decisions.

Night-night.

Night.

Oh, mate, before you go,
could you spot us some cash?

Just a couple of lobsters?

It's for your mum.

There's A Lot Of li Going Around

Yeah!

Yeah!

Oi, dickhead,

you always go around drinking
other people's beers?

- I thought it was unlimited.
- A bit dumb, aren't you?

Might have to knock
some sense into you.

- I could pay for it.

Yeah, fuckin' oath
you'll pay for it.

What's going on?

Oh, this dickhead thinks it's OK
to steal other people's beers.

If someone does you wrong,
you knock 'em the fuck out.

My party, my rules.
Or don't you have the balls?

Ray?

You know this prick?

Yes, yes, I do.

Have you two met?

Tiffany, Raymond.

- What you doing?
- Taking my lunch break.

Dog shit, you are. Finish table.

Sit down. I said sit down.

I quit.

Quit? OK, quit.
Good luck finding job.

We're the only repair shop
in 20 miles.

OK, OK, take lunch.

- Take 30 minutes!

Take 35!

Fuck me, Rhonda!
Don't you knock?

I'm in.

And why would you knock?
Mi casa, su casa.

Bring on God's country!

♪ ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC

- Yeah!
- Yeah!

Dennis Lillee's a great man.
So are you, love.

Who's ready for a boat race?

- One, two, three!

- Faster! Do it!

Yeah!
Scull, scull, scull, scull!

- Yeah!
- Come on!

Ah!

Oh!

Yeah!

Ray! Ray! Ray! Ray! Ray!
Ray! Ray! Ray!

Drinks, they're on me!

- He's my brother!

(Laughter, cheering}

♪ FAST-PACED
ELECTRONIC BASS RHYTHM

(Conversations intermingle}

SOFTY-

Hey!

You'd better wait out here.

You sunburn like last time.
Not learn.

Too skinny. Eat.

Any mushrooms in this?
I'm allergic.

Eat!

Here your half-kilo.

Things have changed.

I need a whole kilo.

You got more, you get more.

- Oi! Nuang kilo!

(Plates and cutlery clatter}

(Clattering}

OK. Good to see you.

Tell Pat thank you to look after
my nephew, Phuk.

And please enjoy Bangkok.
Heaven awaits.

(Conversations intermingle}

Gav. Gav, Gav, Gav,
I can't do it.

- What?
- This, I don't want to do this.

- It's too late, pal.
- We only just got it. Please.

What do you want me to do?

Go back in there
with that fuckin' experiment

and ask for our money back?

I don't know.

I'm sorry. I thought I could
do this, but I can't. I'm sorry.

- Please.
- Alright'

- Please!
- Alright'

Wish me luck.

Good luck.

Ray.

Brothers.

Let's get out of here!

What did Sonia say?

No go. She nearly
ripped my head off.

Come on!

Ray! Let's go!

♪ MOODY ELECTRONIC MUSIC

♪ Watch your skin peel

♪ Watch the sky change ♪

♪ In a vision ♪

♪ I'll get what's
inside of you ♪

♪ The way that I feel tonight
And into the void

♪ Again the empty street
Again I am destroyed ♪

You can't eat anything
between now and delivery,

but don't refuse your meal
on the plane.

The stewardesses will flag you
as suspicious, alright?

And when we get home,
you've gotta ditch your mum.

I don't care how you do it,

but you've gotta be
at my joint by six, OK?

You'll need a few things
for the airport.

Cotton shirt. Breathes.
Hides your sweat.

Photos, souvenirs.
Looks like you gave a shit.

Codeine - two of these bad boys
will block you up for a week.

Down the hatch.

- [Gulps, pants)
- Good.

- Now finish 'em.
- Where are yours?

I've had mine.

But you said
we'd do it together.

You heard wrong.

- No, you said.
- You heard wrong.

Thai Airways
TT419 Bangkok to Melbourne

now arriving at Gate 18.

- Be quick!

First trip overseas, eh?

- Boys...
- Jenkins, where's your bag?

My sister's picking us up.
She's got two spare seats.

Brian and Sandra Ferguson,

please report to Gate 12.

Your plane is ready for
immediate departure.

♪ PULSATING ELECTRONIC BASS

Hey, Jenko, you're up.

Declaring anything today?

Just some smokes and, uh, this.

- Where are your other bags?
- I don't have any.

- No clothes, no toiletries.
- It all got stolen'

Just wait here for me, please.

Jenkins,
just come back from Thailand.

All he's got is a snow dome.

That's fine.

- Ray. It's Ray's'
CUSTOMS OFFICIAL: Welcome home.

- Oh, I can see him!
- Ray!

- Thank you!
- Ray!

- Look, there he is!
- Oi, Jenkins!

I'm not your bloody servant!

Ray! Ray! Ray?

- Excuse me, sir.
- You forgot your bag, dickhead!

Excuse me, sir.

Whose bag is that?

- Looks clear.
- Right

- wife this?
- Lunch.

- From the plane?
- Yeah.

- Taking it home, were we?
- I wanted to show Mum.

Bend over.

Bend over, mate.

Now, hold still.

Ah'

Where the fuck are you, Ray?

Mr Jenkins,
my name is Detective Les Paris.

This is Detective Tom Croft.

We're with the Australian
Federal Police.

The importation of narcotics
is a federal offence.

Therefore Detective Croft

will need to perform
a digital examination,

or if you prefer, we could
X-ray your stomach instead.

Be aware that a refusal may
appear as an admission of guilt.

Will you avail yourself
to either procedure?

No-.

Alright, then.

You leave us with no option but
to accompany you to a hospital

for observation
by a registered medical officer-.

We don't need
your permission for that.

- Ow!

We're unable to confirm
what's in there.

If it is narcotics,
he's a human time bomb.

Surely you can whack
something up there,

take a look-see.

Not without his permission.

He'll expel whatever it is
soon enough.

- All you can do is wait.
- Fuck that.

I'm not sitting in there
all night

waiting for this cunt
to take a dump.

There's this hotel I use
in Airport West.

Airport West?

No doubt
it's the bloody Hilton.

I'm obliged to inform you

that you're being detained
under suspicion

and without charge.

You don'! have to say anything

and are entitled to
the presence

of a legal representative.

Now, whilst in detention
without charge,

you are legally entitled to
a similar standard of living

that you're accustomed to
at home.

Aah!

I.e., if you usually have
a glass of wine

with dinner at home,

you're entitled to a glass
of wine with dinner here.

You, uh, drink a bit of
fucking Riesling, do you?

The law permits us to
detain you for seven days,

or until you empty
your bowels twice.

Until then,
you'll remain in this room

under constant supervision.

The sooner you go to the toilet,
the sooner we all go home.

Fuck!

Ray?

wife, it's me.

Oh, mate.

I was just on my way over.

Missed you at the airport.

Really?

Sent a car.
It was under your name.

- I didn't see it.
- No worries.

I'll send the car over now.

Uh, no. Don't.

I no know his address!

I'm on my way
out the door, mate.

Just hold on a second,
will you, mate'!

Here's the address.

John. He's your stepfather
and coach, yeah?

And was it his idea
to go to Thailand?

Don't know'

Ray, whatever's in your stomach,
if it's narcotics,

you could be
in a lot of trouble.

Especially if
you don't get it out.

I told you at the airport,
I'm constipated.

Then why won't you
take a laxative?

Fm... allergic.

Ray, I'm not interested in
putting away good blokes

who have made one bad decision.

I want the real bastards.

Everybody works for somebody.

Yes!

Shit!

Got you, you faggot shit!

Aaah!

I kill you!

Argggh!

- You're a dead man!

When you want to have a tinkle,
you let Constable Rowland know.

If you decide to shit, you let
Constable Rowland know.

If you snore,
you let Constable Rowland know,

'cause he's your new roommate.

He'll be here all night.

Goodnight.

Don't let the bed drugs bite.

- Anything to report?
- Nothing yet.

Ray, why didn't you
go to the toilet?

Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey!

Wrap your laughing gear
around this.

I'm not hungry.

Why don't you get a couple
of hours kip next door'?

Come on, quick sticks.
It'll get cold.

Um, I need to do a wee.

You finish your breakfast,
then you can piss.

I got these photos
from your luggage.

They're your shots
from Thailand?

- Yeah.
- Mind if I have a look'?

Sure.

We spoke to one of your
teammates.

A gentleman named Graeme Spence,
aka Cheeky,

said you weren't around much
in Thailand.

Then on the last day, all the
boys went to the tiger park

but you went to the markets
instead.

Is there any reason for that?

I don't like seeing
caged animals.

Aww!

- Where were the markets?
- Near the hotel.

- What did you buy?
- Pratunam? Chatuchak?

- A snow dome.
- A snow dome!

They get a lot of snow
in Bangkok, do they?

So you never went to
the tiger park?

No.

Well, what's this, then?

My mate borrowed the camera
that day.

- What's his name?
- Josh.

Josh who?

- Josh Robinson.
- Fuck, mate.

- Did any boys take drugs?
- I don't know.

- What, no Buddha stick?
- Did you?

- Wife.
- Bit of hash?

- Anyone offer you drugs?
- Bit of coke?

- No!
- Ask you to hide drugs?

- Mum like a taste, does she?
- Are you sure?

No, I've never had heroin.

It was an end of season
footy trip. wife it.

Who said anything about heroin?

He“. he did'

Didn't you?

You got something
you wife to tell us?

Lawyer's here.

Ray, stay with me.
You were saying?

- I've got...
- What should Hell her'?

- Tell her to suck my dick.
- Or you could do that yourself.

Jasmine Grifflths. Legal Aid.

I'm here to see my client,
Mr Ray Jenkins'

Yeah, just a second.
Ray, you said, 'I've got."

What have you got?

You're not required to answer

any questions right now,
Mr Jenkins.

I've got... nothing to hide.

My client and I require
some time alone, please.

- Oh!
- Sorry, Miss Jenkins.

Hey. We heard about Ray.
All the boys are really worried.

- Oh, thank you, Gavin.
- Is he OK?

I hope so.

Yeah, I'll just be
a few minutes, love.

- We're going to see him now.
- Where is he?

- He's in a motel.
- Motel?

Yeah, no, the police
are keeping him there.

Like a fu... like a witness?
What's he said?

Nothing. I don't know. wife
what we're going to find out.

- Righto, love. Coming!

- I'll be right behind you.
- Righto, Gav,

Thanks, mate. See ya.
Ray'll appreciate it.

Ray, if they try to coerce
a confession out of you again,

just tell them my presence
is required

before you'll disclose anything.

I suppose my next question is,

if you've got nothing to hide,
why won't you defecate?

- What?
- Why won't you go to the loo?

I told you before.
I'm constipated.

The thing is, if you keep...

- Shit, I'm so sorry.
- It's fine. It's OK.

It's OK. Look, the thing is,
though, if...

I did not mean that.

I'll get your mother.

My mum's here?

Bit more choke
and that would have started.

You haven't charged him.

You haven't allowed him access
to basic sanitation.

He claims you've assaulted him.

Assault, eh?

You haven't got
a leg to stand on.

He's not a case study,
Toots.

He's a shithead
with a gutful of junk.

I can assure you that my client
will be leaving here a free man.

Not unless he keeps
that gear up his arse

for another six days.

Uh, innocent until proven
guilty. Look it up.

You'll find it written
in almost any book

about basic human rights.

Ah, a human rights warrior,
hereto save the world.

I've never seen your type
before. Let me guess,

You shunned the big firms
for Legal Aid

because for you it's not about
money, it's about justice, yeah?

I defend those
who can't defend themselves.

Nice of you to pop down
to the working class.

Especially with those
sugary tits of yours.

Just give him a shower,
pin-dick.

There's no taps in his bathroom.

Well, use your bathroom, then.

Lord knows you could do with
a wash too.

♪ SINISTER CHORD

Aaah! Oh, shit!

Aaah! Aaah!

Oh! Oh! Oh!

You'll be right,
just get you on your feet.

- Oh!
- Ah, you're right.

UP you get, Whoa!

Oh! Oh!

- Mate, you keep slipping.
- Oh, Jesus Christ.

Come on.

' ' Hurry Up!

Don't be a mongoloid!

Argh! Get off!

- Please! Oh, get off!

- wife going on?
- Get off!

We're just trying to
help our man up.

Wouldn't want anything bad
to happen to him, would we?

What's this they're saying
about drugs in your stomach?

It's just a mix-up.

Yeah, well, that's what I keep
telling them, isn't it, John?

It's OK, Mum.
I'll fix it. I promise.

But they can't keep you here
without charging you, can they?

Yes, for seven days,
but that's all.

Mum, Mum, Mum, please don't cry.

Yeah, come on, darl.
Dan, pull yourself together.

Mate, all the boys down the club
have been phoning.

Your vice-captain called by
the house again today.

He's very worried about you.
We all are.

Tell him I'm fine.

I'm fine.

Clubman of the Year, remember?

That's right. You are.

And you've never been in trouble

with the police before,
have you'?

- Never.
- That's right.

- Never.
- Never.

♪ SINISTER CHORD

He's in room
308. He hasn't said anything.

Good on you, Coach.

- Can I help you?
- Nah, wrong floor.

Cough.

Whoa!

Well, well, well. Never had
a mule refuse to shit before.

No. How long
can the bastard last'?

Well, I pulled some files
this morning.

Three years ago,
a Nigerian national

was detained at Heath row
on suspicion of smuggling.

Guess how long
he didn't shit for.

I don't know.

Ten days.

Jesus Christ.

Give me ten minutes
with that donkey,

he'll shit more than his pants.

Whatever it takes.

It's not exactly
topical, is it, sweetheart?

I'd like to speak to
a senior journalist.

♪ PULSATING ELECTRONIC NOTE

..design has remained
shrouded in mystery.

Regardless of result,
the question remains -

when will the Aussies reveal
the design of their hidden keel?

- Sonia say one kilo, all good.
- One kilo?

- What else did he say?
- She say your men take and go.

- No lie.
- Did you say 'men'?

Yes. Man.

Uh, no. Hold on. 'Man' or 'men'?

- 'Man' or 'men'?
- Man.

- Men,
- Oh, for Christ's sake!

One or two?

Fuck, Phuk! One or two?

One man...

“or... two men?

Man.

Oh! Oh, Pat!

Fuckin' scared
the life out of me, mate.

You ought to be more careful,
mate.

- Christ, mate...

I needed to...
I needed to get ahead, Pat.

I mean, look at this shithole.
Fuckin' look at it.

I couldn't ask you
for any more money. I couldn't.

I was talking about the beer.

Where is he?

Oh...

Where is he?

Pat, I... l...

Pat, what are you doing?

Oh, please, mate. Not the oar.

Oh, no, no, no, no! Pat, I gotta
pick Jude up from work, mate.

What the fuck
am I gonna tell her'?

Come on, drop your strides.

Cough.

Alright, lift up your nuts.
Lift up your nuts!

Alright, he's clean.

I'm starving. Who wants lunch?

Fuckstick?

There are tongs for that.

You run, go fetch me some.

I don't work here-.

Well, you fuck off, then.

You just made
your second mistake.

- Yeah'?
- Wrong tree, dickhead.

Fuck-.

Fried rice. No mushroom.

And the number one single
across the country

for the third week in a row
it's (he new national anthem,

Australiana by Austen Tayshus.

Sitting at home last Sunday
mornin', me mate Booma rang.

Said he was having a few people
around for a barbie.

Said he might cook a burra
or two.

I said, 'Sounds great.
Will Walla be there?'

He said,
'Yeah, and Vege might come loo.'

So I said (o my wife,
'Do you want a go, Anna?'

You forget something, mate?

She said,
'I'll go if Ding goes.'

on! Ugh!

Don't!

I don't have the gear!

Ray's got it... Argh!
Ray's got it...

I don't have it.

I don't like
to speak ill of Warra.

All that planning,
all that conniving

foiled by a few
champignon mushrooms.

Come here!

Oh! Argh! Argh! Aaaah!

Did you honestly believe
I wouldn't find out?

You really didn't think this
through, did you, mate?

Please don't kill me, Pat! Argh!

Don't kill me.

I'm not gonna kill you, son,
'cause you, Gav,

are gonna kill your mate
before he sings to the pigs.

And my wop here
is gonna make sure you do.

How am I supposed to get him?
He's surrounded by cops.

I said, 'You're joking, mate, a
cop? I'm going, Let's go, Anna.'

I can't, Pat. I can't.

It's you, or the mule.

Rest a-fuckin'-ssured.

Do you think we could have
a moment alone?

What, you and me?

Fuckin' oath.

Alas, no. Dr Zaki and I'

He needs to empty
his bowels immediately, Jas.

He's in grave danger.

Can you administer
something for his pain?

Not without Ray's consent.

- What about a headache tablet?
- No.

That's codeine.
It'll constipate him.

Why didn't you
pick up the phone?

I had to get a lift home
with Alison,

hear all about Charlie's
bloody plantar wart.

Why are you sitting in the dark?

Shut up!

Where's the car?

- Where's my car?
- They took it.

Who took it? Who took it?!

Your mate Pat Shepherd
fuckin' took it.

What? Why would he do that?
Whats wrong with his car?

- Nothing wrong with his car.
- Then why would he take ours'?

John...

you been gambling again?

Hoh... hoh.“

Why would he take our car?

John, answer me -

why would he take our car?

Because I paid for the drugs
inside Ray!

What?

We went behind Shepherds back.

Right, he found out
and he came over,

he came over and he took
the car, just like that.

You're pissed. You are pissed.

All Ray had to do was wait
for his luggage,

the dopey fuckin' prick!

- You are a liar!
- He did! Agreed to swallow.

- He wouldn't do it! Get out!
- Yeah? Yeah?

- Have a go! Get out!
- Fuckin' calm down!

- Fuckin' calm”. calm down!
- Get out! Get out!

Get out! Don't come back!

- Oh'

Dan, it's a disease, you know.
I'm sorry.

Darl, I'll fix it, alright?
You'll see. Slay there.

I'll fix it

Ray...

Shepherd!
I know you're in there!

I want my fuckin' car back!

I want my car back
or I'm going to the cops!

I'll shut you down,
your whole business!

Shut up!

Do you hear me?

Yes, John.

Loud and clear.

I want my car back, Pat.

This is no way to go about it.

You're making
a spectacle of yourself.

Mate, Jude's gonna leave me.

Alright. I'll get the keys.
Just keep the noise down.

Oh.

- Bloody hell. You're a mess.
- Yeah, I know.

I'm really sorry, Pat.

I'm sorry, mate.

You bloody went out with her...
Jude-.

Bloody hell,
you know what she's like.

Oh, fuck.

- Oh, thanks, mate.

For fuck's sake! Pat!

It was Gav!

Fuckin' Gav's idea...

What the fuck, Pat! Aargh!

Call yourself a coach.

♪ HYPNOTIC ELECTRONIC MUSIC

What, no Buddha stick?
Bit of hash? Bit of coke?

Mum like a taste, does she?

Hello, Mrs Jenkins'

Oh, you poor thing.

Hey, Victor phoned.
He's offered your old job back.

He said he's never been busier.

Yeah.

I made you some lunch.

I thought you might be
getting sick of eating

all the hotel food.

Uh, yeah.

It's your favourite -
crumbed lamb cutlets.

I just ate, Mum. Thanks.

No, you didn't.

Not to worry,
this is prime Australian lamb.

Hey? wife.

- Really, I can't
- Oh, you can and you will.

You will eat your meal
like a good boy,

and you'll make
your old mum proud.

You should listen
to your mother, Ray.

- Mum-..
- It's your favourite.

Please don't...

I cooked it especially for you
and you're gonna eat it.

Eat it now.

What the hell are you
doing, Mum? Please!

OK, OK, OK, Mrs Jenkins.
It's alright. OK.

OK. Alright.

Who wants cutlets for lunch?

Use the one next door!

Doesn't flush!

- Piss off down to the lobby!
- I'm not gonna make it.

- Oh, fuck.

Steak diane
with scalloped potatoes.

Those cutlets your mum made have
got the boys glued to the loo,

And she doesn't know
you're allergic to laxatives.

What a mum.

You can win.
You will win. You do win.

We did win.

Hi. I'm personal life coach
Professor Dylan Kanarakis...

Unfortunately, Ray,

a magistrate has granted the
police a three-day extension.

I don't know how.

But they're now
permitted to detain you

for up to and including
ten days.

I've gone to the toilet.

- I've gone to the toilet.
- Huh'?

Hey? Yep. Huh?

Jesus Christ.

That stinks.

Well, well, well, the dickheads
finally lost his guts.

Oh, f.“

Aargh!

(Exhales sharply} No packets.

Search this
whole fuckin' joint.

Well, Ray, we might have to
lei you go after all.

All we need to do
is get you to an X-ray machine.

No, I won.

The proof is in here.

Listen to me, fuckwit,
you haven't won anything.

Oh!

Jesus H, he's eaten them.

Clean yourself up,
you filthy animal.

We've got you for three
more days, shit-breath.

Three fuckin' days.

Australia,
what's your favourite sport?

Football.

Snack? Pies.

Animal? Kangaroo.

- What's your favourite car?
- Holden.

That's football, meat pies,
kangaroos and Holden cars.

Right.

You sure sound
like Australia to me!

We are!

Jesus! 20 pages of bullshit
about a yacht race.

Not one word about you.

I handed it to them
on a fucking platter.

It was the perfect case study...

I've got 20 condoms of heroin
in my stomach.

I know'

All they care about
is a bunch of rich pricks

playing 'Who's got
the biggest dick?'

Those arseholes haven't heard
the last of Jasmine...

I've got 20 condoms of heroin
in my stomach.

Keep your voice down, Ray.

I've got 20 condoms
of someone's fucking heroin

in my fucking stomach.

Shh'

You need to hold on.
Just a little bit longer.

I'm not gonna let
that arrogant prick beat us.

We can win this together.

- What are you talking about?
- Shh!

Just hold on.

A shiv?
Not sure this is a good idea.

Mate, there's cops everywhere.

They're all over him. What the
fuck am I supposed to do?

- Aaah!
- Not my problem. Your problem.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alright, alright!

Let go, let go!

I'll be watching.

What is your marital status?

Can I help you, sir'?

This area's currently
under the jurisdiction

of the Australian
Federal Police.

I'm here to see Ray Jenkins.

And who are you?

I'm the captain
of his footy team.

The captain?

- Who told you he was here?
- Our coach.

Well, unfortunately, he's in
police custody at the moment,

so he's not receiving
any visitors.

Mate, I've walked all the way
from Sunshine.

I'll only be five minutes.
Promise.

Alright.
Why not? Arms up.

- Your captain's here.
- Gav.

Jesus.

No, mate,
I'm the only one here.

The boys are home
with diarrhea.

Where are they?

Bullshit'

What have you told 'em?

Look at me.
I haven't told 'em anything.

Why the fuck not?

We're brothers.

Right?

How did we fuck this up?

Told you I wouldn't be
any good at it.

How did I fuck this up?

It's not over yet.

Yeah. It is.

Ray.

Brothers.

So, yeah.

We'll, uh... have you at full
forward next year, right, mate?

- Yeah, we'll see how we go.
- Yep.

- Yep.
- Good one.

- We need to talk.
- I thought you'd never ask.

Wee-captain.

And Ray
got nabbed by Customs

and now here we are,
on a fucking roof.

- Is ii uncut?
- Pure chicken.

And you're prepared
to testify in court?

Yeah, I'll name 'em all'

So who else knows about this?

Nobody. Just me and Ray.

And you.

Hey, you've made
the right decision'

You promise nothing
will happen to Ray?

I swear on the Holy Bible.

You'd better look after me too.
Cunts want me dead.

Like this prick. Down there.

You won't have to worry
about him anymore.

You bloody beauty!

Aaah! Aaah!

You're gonna die.
You do realise that.

There's only one option
where you survive.

I take the drugs, file a report
stating it was glucose-.

There's no laws about
carrying sugar in your gut.

Sure, you'll look like
a fuckwit...

"but then you're used to that,
aren't you?

So where is it'?

What?

The body? Where's the body?

Why isn't there a body
down there, or police?

'Cause the big bloke took it.

The big bloke.

Yeah.

With the moustache.

He drove off with the body.

With the body of your mate
that my partner murdered?

Yeah.

Oh, and this moustache
took the dead body in the car

without anyone seeing him?

It was nighttime.

Right.
And no-one heard anything?

We're under the flight path.

Please.

Please,
you've got to believe me.

Oh, I do believe you, mate.

Just show me
where the body was again?

Just down there, Aargh!

You want me to accuse
a Federal Police Officer,

let alone my partner, of murder'?

Yes! He killed... Ow!
He killed Gavin.

He killed my mate. Ow!

He said that you two would
smuggle oui the heroin,

that you'd replace it
with glucose,

that you two do it all the time.

But I told him
I don't have any heroin.

You need to watch your mouth,
spoofbag'

You are this close
to getting run over.

Fuck.

I Gotta stop these tears
that are falling from my eyes

♪ Go walk oui in the rain
so no-one sees me cry

♪ Can't stop this memory that
goes creeping through my brain

♪ I get no answer
So the question still remains

♪ Am lever gonna
see your face again? ♪

It's an appropriate song

because that's where Gav
is now -

with the angels.

(Sobbing}

I thought we covered all this
the last time.

72 hours.

If you gram us that, sir,
we will produce the evidence.

Judge Irving, my client has
already been held for ten days

without charge.

They have neither the evidence
nor the right

to keep him detained
any longer'

He refuses to be X-rayed.
What more do you need?

I need you to follow the law.
This is not just some game!

- Then why won't the prick shit?
- Shush up!

Judge, we're very close,
I can assure you'

Well, then, you don't need
72 hours, do you?

I'll grant you half that time.
Two days.

Should be sufficient
for all of you.

Hmm?

Thank you, sir.

♪ SUBDUED ELECTRONIC MUSIC

Best of seven-.

Now, this year's winner...

I've got 20 condoms of
someone's fucking heroin“.

- Fuckin' stubborn shit.

Your vice-captain's
very worried about you.

He's bad news, Ray.
He's been in jail,

Gav's a decent bloke
when you get to know him.

We can win this.

Stop your mum
getting hurt over a card game.

You'll eat your meal
like a good boy.”

- Listen to your mum, Ray.
- Don't want to.

Who said anything
about heroin?

- How did we fuck this up?
- Endurable Ray Jenkins!

We've got you for three
more days, shit-breath.

- Hold on a bit longer.
- Heaven awaits.

You 're gonna die.

Race six
of (he America's Cup.

History appears to be
in the making here

as Australia II sets sail...

Jo even this series

at three-ah'. ..

“The deciding race
between the two boats...

Come on, Aussies.

Jive tightest racing action
the America's Cup has seen.

..sausage sensation.
Dandy Aussie Snags,

Oh, Jesus.

Dandy, Aussie!
The pride of the country!

I need to do a wee, please.

I feel like
I've been hit by a truck.

Don't tell them I was boozed,
OK?

Can I go to the toilet now,
please?

..the fates of the Aussies
are in Dennis Conner's hands...

Your mum sent these over.

Celebration or funeral?

I'll put 'em in some water
for you, yeah?

We might win
this little contest, Ray.

Never count
the other blokes out, though.

Nobody wants to lose.

Thank you, Duncan.

The Liberty's skipper
had (his to say

before tonight's deciding race.

It's gonna be
very exciting to be involved

in the race of a century,
and a! this point,

we 're hoping that we can
find a way (o prevail

like we have
over the last 132 years.

I think we have an awful lot
of tradition going for us,

and we have
a very courageous crew,

and somehow
I think we 'II pull it out.

Yes, folks, as expected,

(he Americans
are way out in front

in this - the seventh and
deciding race,

The underdogs are just one
race away from annihilation.

The big question is...

- Aussie, Aussie, Aussie!
- Oi, oi, oi!

Oh, look out,
the strippers here already.

And we haven't even won yet.

Jesus. Bondie buys a yacht

and everyone thinks
he's a bloody hero.

He is a bloody hero.

He helps other people
by giving them cash

to do what they do well.” well.

That is a hero.

Hmm, yes, because yachtsmen

have always been symbols
of the working class.

You fuckin' pinko.
I'm a proud Australian.

Who suddenly loves yachting.

If only the Americans
gave a shit.

- Are you a fuckin' Kiwi?
- Useless bloody thing.

Son this shit out
or watch it next door.

If you're not here
for the yachts

to what do we owe the pleasure?

I'm here to pick up my client
upon his imminent release.

What do you mean?

His detention warrant expires
in 45 minutes.

You should always read documents
before signing them, Detective.

It's 4:30 in the morning.

He's not going anywhere
till we see the magistrate.

- You sure about that?
- Fuck.

- We should get you cleaned up.

I've organized us
a press conference.

Perhaps Detective Croft
might like to join us.

Oh, fuckin' come on,
you bastard!

- Going somewhere?

Yes. Right now. Thank you.

There's no point
us standing out here.

Hello?
- Your Honour'?

This is sensational stuff!

The Aussies are
21 seconds ahead!

- Hey!

- Out of here, Coupland.
- But I just...

- We're gonna win this.
- Now! Now!

- I need to piss anyway.

You and I have
some business to discuss.

Detective Paris speaking.

- Lesley, it's me.
- Crofty, what's the scoop?

Well, mate,
the judge was his usual self.

Wife that? Mate, I can't hear
you. What did he say?

We're too late.
He's free to leave.

Thanks. I'll let him know.

We're not waiting...

The magistrate's granted us
the extension.

You'll remain in our custody
for a further six days.

How's that sound?

Can you tum up the television,
please?

I'm watching the race.

You Westie cunts really have got
life figured out, haven't you?

Drop out of school

to stand in front of
a conveyor belt all day,

piss away your wage
on darts and bourbon,

knock up some slut
in a public toilet

who smokes her way
through pregnancy,

then you shit out
a couple of dickhead kids

to continue
the whole sad cycle.

Oh, no,
I'm not talking about you, Ray.

Wife, no, no, no, no.
You're different

You've got ambition.

You've got an ingenious plan.

Listen to this one.
It has never been done before.

You're going to turn to crime.

But you fucked it, didn't you?

Just like everything you do.

I'm giving you a chance
to unfuck it.

Take my offer.

Do something
with this shitty life of yours

before it's too late.

What's it gonna be, pal?
Moneybags or body bags?

Why would you kill Gavin?

Look, I don't have time
to piss about

You did kill him, didn't you?

Listen, dickhead, I'm offering
you a way out of this.

I just can't work out why.

'Cause he was a fuckin' maggot.

Suburban scum just like you
and your dopey fuckin' mother.

Now, give me the gear or you
will leave here on your back.

Alright, I'll do it.

- Wife one condition.
- Wife that?

I shit in your mouth.

Give me the fucking bags now!

Come and fuckin' get 'em.

Now park your arse on that dunny
and give me what I need!

Shit or swallow - your call.

OK, OK. OK.

“crossed the fine.

We're looking for the smoke
at any moment.

- They've done it!

Australia II has done it.

Oh.

Where the fuck are they?!

The Australians have done it.

You lost.

Liberty has lost!
Liberty has lost!

- Call an ambulance.

I want an X-ray.

The Australians have done it!

Where are they, Jenkins?

♪ PULSATING ELECTRONIC MUSIC

Fuck! Aargh!

Fuck! Fuck!

What, you put this in?

Nice one. Anything we can use?

I lied to him.
To get the job done.

Whatever it takes.
You taught me that.

Yep.

That's true'
I have bent the rules.

But you broke the rules.
You killed a cunt.

What for, hey?
A few extra bucks.

Cuff the prick!

Get your priorities straight.
We're brothers!

You're a grub.

We're trying to catch
real criminals!

Shut up! You're
fuckin' mine now, arsehole!

Oh, Coupland, you cunt.

We won the Cup!
We won the Cup...

OK. Bye.

- Who was that?
- Uncle.

What the fuck does he want?

She say cannot
let police take you.

Bloody oath, you can't
I pay you good money.

More than that fuckin' gook.

Alright!

My uncle's name is Sonia.

Jesus!

Oh.

Fuck.

wife Phuk!

Ray?

It's been
concealed throughout the summer

and the race series.

However, Australia 's
winged keel

was finally revealed tonight
by its jubilant owner.

And the Prime Minister went up
in the polls this morning

by announcing an unofficial
public holiday

in light of Australia 's
remarkable victory.

I tell you what,
any boss who sacks anyone

for not turning up today
is a bum.

Captions by CSI Australia