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Over. 12 00:02:35,822 --> 00:02:39,074 You're kidding. He's still at the hospital? 13 00:02:40,243 --> 00:02:42,786 Banzai hasn't showed yet, Mr Secretary. 14 00:02:42,912 --> 00:02:45,747 Looks like he's got cold feet. 15 00:02:45,874 --> 00:02:49,459 Well, better go see what's keeping the boss, Reno. 16 00:02:49,586 --> 00:02:52,045 Why me? 17 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:53,922 Cos I'm busy. 18 00:02:55,842 --> 00:02:57,634 May I have the curved Yasargil, please? 19 00:02:57,760 --> 00:03:00,137 It's not here, Dr Banzai. 20 00:03:00,263 --> 00:03:02,764 Ah, let me have the straight one then. 21 00:03:02,891 --> 00:03:05,142 See, this is the part where for me it started looking like a problem. 22 00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:09,563 I mean, I wanted to sacrifice the precentral vein in order to get some exposure. 23 00:03:09,731 --> 00:03:13,025 But because of this guy's normal variation, I got excited and all the sudden I didn't know 24 00:03:13,151 --> 00:03:16,778 whether I was looking at the precentral vein or one of the internal cerebro veins or the Vein of Galen 25 00:03:16,905 --> 00:03:20,991 or the Basilar vein of Rosenthal, so one my own me at this point I was ready to say "That's it, let's get out". 26 00:03:21,117 --> 00:03:24,203 See, you can check your anatomy all you want, 27 00:03:24,329 --> 00:03:26,997 and even though there may be normal variation, if you get right down to it, 28 00:03:27,123 --> 00:03:29,958 this far inside the head, it all looks the same. 29 00:03:30,084 --> 00:03:33,170 No, no, no. Don't tug on that. You never know what it might be attached to. 30 00:03:36,841 --> 00:03:40,177 This is control. 02 vents are closed. Looks good. 31 00:03:40,678 --> 00:03:44,139 Dr Banzai is using the laser to vaporise a pineal tumour 32 00:03:44,265 --> 00:03:46,934 without damaging the quadrigeminal plate. 33 00:03:47,101 --> 00:03:50,020 Subcutaneous microphone gonna allow the patient to transmit 34 00:03:50,104 --> 00:03:52,648 verbal instructions to his own brain. 35 00:03:52,774 --> 00:03:57,527 - Like "Raise my left arm"? - Or "Throw the harpoon". 36 00:03:57,654 --> 00:04:00,697 People are gonna come from all over. This boy's an Eskimo. 37 00:04:01,616 --> 00:04:04,952 You ever thought about joining me full time? 38 00:04:05,119 --> 00:04:07,204 What do you mean? You serious? Do you have an opening? 39 00:04:07,288 --> 00:04:11,166 Uh-huh. Can you sing? 40 00:04:11,292 --> 00:04:14,044 A little. Yeah. I can dance. 41 00:04:14,212 --> 00:04:15,712 Hey, it's Buckaroo. 42 00:04:15,838 --> 00:04:18,924 We have Buckaroo descending. We have him on the launch parameter. 43 00:04:19,050 --> 00:04:24,888 Inertial control positive. T minus five four five. Resume counting. 44 00:04:25,014 --> 00:04:26,682 Hey, hey, Rawhide! 45 00:04:26,808 --> 00:04:30,811 All systems righteous. Professor Hikita says we have a go. 46 00:04:40,989 --> 00:04:45,742 I'm teeing off in an hour and a half. What's this jalopy supposed to do anyway? 47 00:04:45,868 --> 00:04:49,579 - 500 miles an hour, General. - Oh, Senator, you're so gullible. 48 00:04:54,669 --> 00:04:59,131 Please clear the launch grid. Please clear the launch grid. 49 00:05:02,927 --> 00:05:06,388 HB 88, this is control. Driver's door check secure. 50 00:05:06,764 --> 00:05:10,475 ...B, C, D, E... - Clear the area! 51 00:05:13,062 --> 00:05:16,648 Control, this is HB 88. Commander's voice check. Over. 52 00:05:16,774 --> 00:05:19,026 Roger, HB 88. Read you. Out. 53 00:05:19,193 --> 00:05:22,946 Control, this is HB 88. Event timer started. Over. 54 00:05:23,031 --> 00:05:26,575 HB 88, this is control. APU start is go. 55 00:05:26,701 --> 00:05:29,119 You are on your on-board computer. Over. 56 00:05:29,245 --> 00:05:30,620 Roger, I copy. 57 00:05:30,747 --> 00:05:35,751 - Altimeters? Compasses? - Set and crosschecked. 58 00:05:38,046 --> 00:05:40,922 - Reserve brake system two? - Closed and guarded. 59 00:05:41,090 --> 00:05:42,841 - Gear handle? - Down and in. 60 00:05:42,925 --> 00:05:45,177 - Throttles and start levers? - Closed, off. 61 00:05:45,303 --> 00:05:48,680 - Number four electric hydraulic pump and press? - On and checked. 62 00:05:48,806 --> 00:05:50,599 - Parking brake? - Set. Press checked. 63 00:05:50,725 --> 00:05:54,186 - Radios, radar and transponder? - Set and stand by. 64 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:03,945 HB 88, this is control. IMU alignment in progress. 65 00:06:04,072 --> 00:06:06,823 We show 28 degrees, 36 minutes. 66 00:06:06,949 --> 00:06:12,454 30.32 seconds north... by 80 degrees, 36 minutes. 67 00:06:12,580 --> 00:06:16,458 - 14.8 seconds west. - Synchro is aligned. 68 00:06:16,584 --> 00:06:20,587 HB 88, this is control. Ground crew secure. Over. 69 00:06:46,197 --> 00:06:50,367 - INS ram coordinates. - Form one, fuel ticket? 70 00:06:50,493 --> 00:06:53,578 - On board. - Circuit breakers? 71 00:06:53,704 --> 00:06:57,290 Point of no return. Five, four, three... 72 00:06:57,458 --> 00:07:00,585 - We have main engine start. ...two, one. 73 00:07:11,222 --> 00:07:13,682 Electronuclear carburation seems fine. 74 00:07:15,393 --> 00:07:21,314 He's fast. I'll give Banzai that. But one heat-seeking missile and he's history. 75 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:25,068 This is control. APU start is go. 76 00:07:25,194 --> 00:07:28,947 You're on your on-board computer. Over. 77 00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:33,869 They are reading you on the localiser downrange. Looks good. Over. 78 00:07:33,995 --> 00:07:36,079 HB 88, this is control. 79 00:07:36,205 --> 00:07:40,834 Speed steady at 317 nautical. 400 and accelerating! 80 00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:46,339 Horizontal velocity is expanding. Over. 81 00:07:50,344 --> 00:07:52,929 - Four... three... - Here he comes. 82 00:07:53,055 --> 00:07:55,974 ...two... one. 83 00:07:56,100 --> 00:07:58,768 - Where's he going? - Yeah! 84 00:08:00,730 --> 00:08:03,648 He is off course. This is Chase One. Over. 85 00:08:03,816 --> 00:08:05,609 He has broken trajectory... 86 00:08:05,735 --> 00:08:09,821 50 cylinder. There is an immediate fire hazard. Do you read? 87 00:08:09,989 --> 00:08:11,990 - Roger. - Do you read? 88 00:08:12,116 --> 00:08:16,036 Advise you abort. Over. Repeat: Advise you cancel phase two! 89 00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:19,915 - What the hell's phase two? - That's a big no-can-do. 90 00:08:23,419 --> 00:08:26,880 Buckaroo, are you decompressing? Over. 91 00:08:27,715 --> 00:08:30,884 - He's broken the sound barrier! - Mach 1.3. 92 00:08:31,010 --> 00:08:35,347 Buckaroo, do you read? Commence braking procedure. Over. 93 00:08:35,473 --> 00:08:37,891 Just be cool. She'll hold. 94 00:08:39,185 --> 00:08:42,103 Axis negative. Pneumatic pressure negative. 95 00:08:42,271 --> 00:08:44,606 We are looking at 500 degrees... 96 00:08:44,732 --> 00:08:48,443 We are in pursuit. He is gaining. Over. 97 00:08:48,569 --> 00:08:50,987 He's headed for the mountains! 98 00:08:51,113 --> 00:08:52,697 Eject, Buckaroo! Eject! 99 00:08:55,034 --> 00:09:00,455 HB 88, do you read? Do you read? Over. This is control. Do you read? 100 00:09:01,958 --> 00:09:04,376 Unsafe levels of... 101 00:09:05,169 --> 00:09:08,797 Standby recirculation has been activated. 102 00:09:10,758 --> 00:09:13,718 HB 88, this is control. Do you... 103 00:09:18,015 --> 00:09:21,643 Hotel Brava 88 do you read? Do you read? Over. 104 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:26,982 - What is going on? - It's off my scope. 105 00:09:35,366 --> 00:09:39,286 This is Chase One. We got his tracks. They go right up to a wall of rock. 106 00:09:39,453 --> 00:09:41,037 Holy shit! 107 00:10:13,696 --> 00:10:18,825 This is Chase Two. Chase Two. We see him. We see him. 108 00:10:19,368 --> 00:10:22,704 We have him. Chase Two reports a visual 100 miles off course. 109 00:10:22,830 --> 00:10:23,747 Banzai! 110 00:10:26,208 --> 00:10:29,002 He's gone through it. He's gone through the mountain. 111 00:10:29,128 --> 00:10:31,379 It has deployed there. 112 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:37,302 There is a minimal disturbance in the electromagnetic field. 113 00:10:37,428 --> 00:10:40,305 Antigravity inertia is normal. 114 00:10:40,431 --> 00:10:44,017 Mass acceleration is diminishing. Over. 115 00:10:44,185 --> 00:10:45,769 He is OK. 116 00:10:45,853 --> 00:10:50,482 The vehicle is hot, but we are showing no radioactivity. Over. 117 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:55,570 HB 88, this is control. We see you. Welcome home. Over. 118 00:10:55,696 --> 00:10:59,115 We show electrical-field aberrations on the windshield. 119 00:10:59,241 --> 00:11:04,663 We are getting a localised vibration of the drive train and a minor oil leak. 120 00:11:04,747 --> 00:11:07,666 Buckaroo, can you verify operational capability? 121 00:11:14,090 --> 00:11:15,465 HB 88, this is control. 122 00:11:15,591 --> 00:11:18,885 We are reading an electrical field aberration of 993 123 00:11:19,011 --> 00:11:23,098 on your windshield, static and fracture. Can you confirm? Over. 124 00:11:33,734 --> 00:11:37,070 HB 88, this is control. Do you hear me? Over. 125 00:11:37,196 --> 00:11:43,159 We are getting localised vibration on your drive shaft. Can you verify? Over. 126 00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:58,800 HB 88, a retrieval vehicle will rendezvous in ten minutes. Over. 127 00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:13,565 Well, there it is, tyre tracks right up to a wall of rock. 128 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:17,318 Perfect Tommy, Rawhide, Reno - 129 00:12:17,486 --> 00:12:22,449 cute guys of the Hong Kong Cavaliers, Buckaroo's most trusted inner circle. 130 00:12:23,367 --> 00:12:27,328 Could you elaborate on that device, I believe, dubbed the "oscillator"... 131 00:12:27,496 --> 00:12:30,999 - Oscillation overthruster. - Hikita! 132 00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:35,044 - Thank you, Allison. - That dirty little Asian critter! 133 00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:44,554 Tranquillisers are being dispensed to all patients between 10 and 11 am, 134 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:48,183 Tuesday, Friday and Wednesday. 135 00:12:55,816 --> 00:12:59,903 The sound barrier crumbles, and then the dimension barrier. 136 00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:06,493 It was, Buckaroo Banzai said, exactly like Professor Hikita had glimpsed in 1938 137 00:13:06,660 --> 00:13:12,332 through the overthruster he and Dr Emilio Lizardo put together from spare parts 138 00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:14,751 in a laboratory at Princeton. 139 00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:19,881 1938. Can you imagine what it must have been like then? 140 00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:33,978 Molto grazie, Dr Lizardo. 141 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:38,983 Almost ready, Dr Lizardo! Almost. 142 00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:03,967 Electromagnets, they are charging. 143 00:14:04,134 --> 00:14:06,845 Catapult, she's wired! 144 00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:11,391 No. Not yet. No! 145 00:14:12,601 --> 00:14:14,060 Whoo! 146 00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:17,647 No, not yet! Not yet! I'm not ready! 147 00:14:38,669 --> 00:14:41,921 - He did not go through the wall. 148 00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:50,388 Holy Toledo! 149 00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:58,146 Facile. Sotto, dottor. 150 00:15:08,991 --> 00:15:10,783 Emilio? 151 00:15:30,554 --> 00:15:33,306 ...asked what he saw, asked where he went, 152 00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:38,978 Dr Banzai replied "Vast chasms of hissing swamp, spurts of flame, 153 00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:42,565 huge thunderclaps and gurgling rock formations." 154 00:15:43,692 --> 00:15:48,112 Lithium is no longer available on credit. 155 00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:54,619 G-sub-E... 156 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:59,707 Gesˇ Cristo, make the ganglia twitch. We're home free. 157 00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:05,838 Home... home is where you wear your hat. 158 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:10,301 I feel so break up, I want to go home! 159 00:16:10,427 --> 00:16:14,847 Hello, Doc. Who are we today? Albert Einstein? 160 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,976 No. Lord John Whorfin. 161 00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:21,980 If there's one thing I hate, it's to be mistaken for somebody else. 162 00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:27,235 Cheer up, Lizardo. It's Friday. I got a care package from your yo-yo friends. 163 00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:30,989 Hey, Signore... 164 00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:33,366 grazie tanto. 165 00:16:33,534 --> 00:16:35,493 Thanks, Doc. 166 00:16:35,619 --> 00:16:38,788 I come for your TV. You've been using too much juice. 167 00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:41,958 Another 10,000 kilowatts again this month. 168 00:16:42,042 --> 00:16:45,211 It beats me how an old homicidal loony can use that much power. 169 00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:48,214 Go on, take it! I don't need it! 170 00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:54,137 Tomorrow I'm goin' home with my overthruster. 171 00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:58,891 That's terrific, Doc. 172 00:16:59,059 --> 00:17:02,395 I'll make sure you get an early wake-up call. 173 00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:07,650 Laugh while you can, monkey boy. 174 00:17:18,328 --> 00:17:22,081 Buckaroo, I've done a spectrographic analysis 175 00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:26,377 on the specimen you pulled off the jet car drive shaft. 176 00:17:27,504 --> 00:17:29,297 Rawhide, what do you think? 177 00:17:29,423 --> 00:17:31,632 I don't care if you walked through a mountain in Texas. 178 00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:36,596 This is New Jersey, and when you play my joint, you're just another act. 179 00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:41,601 - I want some music out of you. - You want it, Artie? You got it. 180 00:17:45,689 --> 00:17:46,773 Let's rock and roll! 181 00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:56,074 Ladies and gentlemen, Artie's Artery is proud to present for a single night only, 182 00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:59,911 New Brunswick's own, the one, the only, the amazing... 183 00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:03,956 Buckaroo Banzai and the Hong Kong Cavaliers! 184 00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:16,904 Excuse me. 185 00:19:18,782 --> 00:19:22,076 Excuse me, is someone out there not having a good time? 186 00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:28,749 Is somebody... 187 00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:31,252 is somebody crying... 188 00:19:31,378 --> 00:19:33,671 out there in the darkness? 189 00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:36,465 Somebody crying? 190 00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:40,011 Over here. I'm sorry. 191 00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:46,976 Um, could we get... could we get her a mike and a spotlight? 192 00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:50,062 Tommy, could we run her a mike? 193 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:55,318 - What, are you serious? - Yeah, run her over a mike. 194 00:19:58,238 --> 00:20:00,573 What's your name? 195 00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:02,783 - Who cares? - Right. 196 00:20:02,951 --> 00:20:05,369 Well, I care. What's your name? 197 00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:12,752 - Penny. - Did you say Peggy? 198 00:20:13,962 --> 00:20:16,839 No. My name's Penny. Penny Priddy. 199 00:20:18,967 --> 00:20:21,886 That doesn't matter. It's not important. 200 00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:28,476 I just... I just sponged up a little too much Vat 69, that's all. 201 00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:32,897 I'm down to my last nickel in this lousy town, 202 00:20:33,023 --> 00:20:35,441 and they wouldn't take my luggage in hock. 203 00:20:35,525 --> 00:20:38,069 I lost my room at the Y this morning. 204 00:20:42,157 --> 00:20:44,200 But it's cool. 205 00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:47,828 Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, now. 206 00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:50,289 Don't be mean. 207 00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:54,710 We don't have to be mean, cos, remember... 208 00:20:55,295 --> 00:21:00,174 no matter where you go... there you are. 209 00:21:17,818 --> 00:21:23,239 - I'm gonna sing this song for you, Peggy. - No, Penny! Who cares? 210 00:21:28,829 --> 00:21:36,502 I don't have plans and schemes... 211 00:21:36,628 --> 00:21:39,255 And I... 212 00:21:39,381 --> 00:21:44,302 Don't have hopes and dreams... 213 00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:51,183 I don't have anything... 214 00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:53,060 - This is weird. - Sure is. 215 00:21:53,186 --> 00:21:58,524 Since I don't have you... 216 00:22:00,068 --> 00:22:02,820 - Yeah, I... - Who's the girl? 217 00:22:02,946 --> 00:22:07,950 Don't have fond desires... 218 00:22:08,076 --> 00:22:15,583 I don't have happy hours... 219 00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:22,882 I don't have anything... 220 00:22:29,639 --> 00:22:34,185 - Get her outta here now! Let's go! - Let me go! Let me go, you freaks! 221 00:22:34,311 --> 00:22:38,230 - Wait. Wait a minute. Wait. - Kill that spot. Kill it! 222 00:22:42,861 --> 00:22:47,573 ...festive briefing by the Banzai Institute. Tomorrow... 223 00:22:48,450 --> 00:22:50,493 Where you think you're going, Doc? The moon? 224 00:22:50,619 --> 00:22:53,996 - No, no. Planet Ten. - Planet Ten. Why, pray tell? 225 00:22:54,122 --> 00:22:56,123 - Operator? - Doc, put down the phone. 226 00:22:56,249 --> 00:23:01,003 Operator? I wanna make a call to a Mr John Bigbooty 227 00:23:01,171 --> 00:23:06,550 at Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems over in Grover's Mill. 228 00:23:06,676 --> 00:23:10,262 And you tell him that it's John Whorfin calling. 229 00:23:10,347 --> 00:23:13,724 That's W-H-O-R-F-l-N. You got that, honey? 230 00:23:13,850 --> 00:23:17,812 - John. J-O-H-N. - This better be collect, Doc. 231 00:23:24,486 --> 00:23:30,324 Bigbooty? Of course it's me, you fool! Who do you think? 232 00:23:30,450 --> 00:23:32,868 The time has come, Bigbooty. 233 00:23:33,036 --> 00:23:35,413 Prepare for my return. 234 00:23:36,790 --> 00:23:39,542 Well, haven't you heard? Don't you watch TV? 235 00:23:39,668 --> 00:23:45,423 Banzai and Hikita have done it. They have opened the window! 236 00:23:46,383 --> 00:23:50,761 Si. Si. So meet me at the factory. 237 00:23:50,929 --> 00:23:54,014 And get their overthruster. 238 00:23:54,099 --> 00:23:56,058 And Hikita, too. 239 00:23:56,226 --> 00:23:58,519 Sure. Alive. 240 00:23:58,687 --> 00:24:03,274 No, no, don't worry about me. I'll get my own ride. 241 00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:16,328 Evil will not prevail. That was... 242 00:24:19,541 --> 00:24:22,293 Arrivederci, Jersey. 243 00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:25,713 Goodbye, goodbye to her... 244 00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:35,556 - It's the spittin' image. - Doesn't look anything like her. 245 00:24:35,724 --> 00:24:37,516 Pictures don't lie. 246 00:24:37,642 --> 00:24:41,812 Hell they don't. Met my first wife that way. 247 00:24:42,647 --> 00:24:46,650 It's Peggy to these eyes. It's the same nose. It's the same hair. 248 00:24:46,818 --> 00:24:49,695 Plus, Buckaroo has to think so too or else he wouldn't be ready 249 00:24:49,821 --> 00:24:52,072 to make a fool of himself. 250 00:24:57,662 --> 00:25:01,332 Just hot off the World Watch Wire, Buckaroo. Thought you'd wanna be notified. 251 00:25:01,458 --> 00:25:04,335 Remember that old Italian pal of the professor's? 252 00:25:04,461 --> 00:25:06,045 - Emilio Lizardo. - Yeah. 253 00:25:06,171 --> 00:25:10,257 Last night he kills a guard, breaks out of Trenton Home for the Criminally Insane. 254 00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:13,969 Ten minutes later, he cops a Maserati Bora. Totalled it a block away. 255 00:25:14,137 --> 00:25:15,346 Holy moly. 256 00:25:15,472 --> 00:25:19,058 - Maserati Bora. - Mm-hm. That ain't all. 257 00:25:19,684 --> 00:25:21,936 He's vanished. Thin air. 258 00:25:22,103 --> 00:25:27,816 - Dr Lizardo. Wasn't he on TV once? - You're thinking of Mr Wizard. 259 00:25:27,943 --> 00:25:30,903 This guy is a top scientist, dummkopf. 260 00:25:31,029 --> 00:25:36,325 - So was Mr Wizard. - Dr Emilio Lizardo is a raving lunatic, Perfect Tommy. 261 00:25:36,493 --> 00:25:40,538 A vicious psychopath. Just as soon kill you as go fishin'. 262 00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:47,545 Buckaroo, look at this. 263 00:25:47,712 --> 00:25:51,799 Grossly-abnormal high-altitude electrostatic disturbance 264 00:25:51,883 --> 00:25:55,261 - moving down over Connecticut. - From the jet car, do you think? 265 00:25:55,387 --> 00:25:58,347 No, not from the jet car. Check with NORAD Command. 266 00:25:58,515 --> 00:26:03,561 It could be above-ground atomic testing in China. Maybe sunspot activity. 267 00:26:03,687 --> 00:26:05,104 Man, that's strange. 268 00:26:08,858 --> 00:26:11,277 Scientists at Strategious Space Command have detected 269 00:26:11,403 --> 00:26:15,406 a mysterious radioactive cloudlike mass over southern New England. 270 00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:19,868 Sources close to the National Security Consortium have refused to comment. 271 00:26:19,953 --> 00:26:25,624 Let's get on back to three great modern country hits in a row. 272 00:26:28,795 --> 00:26:29,920 - Sidney! - Buckaroo! 273 00:26:30,088 --> 00:26:32,548 - How's the patient? - Fine, thanks to you. 274 00:26:32,674 --> 00:26:34,633 - But more importantly: Congratulations! - Thank you. 275 00:26:34,801 --> 00:26:37,344 You drove right through a mountain the other day. 276 00:26:37,470 --> 00:26:40,389 You did it right after you left me at the operation. You haven't even said anything about it. 277 00:26:40,473 --> 00:26:42,641 - Didn't mention it. - Sidney, these are my friends. 278 00:26:42,809 --> 00:26:46,478 This is my colleague Dr Sidney Zwibel, old medical friend from Columbia P and S. 279 00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:48,856 - Howdy. How you're doing? - Listen, Sidney, I'm glad you could make it. 280 00:26:48,982 --> 00:26:51,400 Cos it looks like we may need an extra hand sooner than I thought. 281 00:26:51,484 --> 00:26:53,527 Aha, I see. That's what I was wondering about. 282 00:26:53,653 --> 00:26:57,197 I got your message about rendezvousing at this address. Barely had time to pack. 283 00:26:57,324 --> 00:26:59,617 - Then I came here... - I can see that. 284 00:26:59,784 --> 00:27:02,202 I'm gonna snoop around. Make yourself at home. 285 00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:08,292 You know, I thought we were gonna rehearse or something. 286 00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:12,212 I'm a big fan of all you guys. I love the comic books and the records. 287 00:27:12,339 --> 00:27:14,173 I know you. You're Pecos. 288 00:27:14,299 --> 00:27:17,676 - Perfect Tommy. - Perfect Tommy. I'm sorry. 289 00:27:17,802 --> 00:27:21,305 - You're Pecos. - Pecos is in Tibet. Name's Reno. 290 00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:24,141 - Reno! It's an honour. - Where do you hail from, Doc? 291 00:27:24,225 --> 00:27:27,811 - Uh, New Jersey. Fort Lee. - Where are your spurs at? 292 00:27:27,979 --> 00:27:29,396 Is he making fun of me? 293 00:27:32,651 --> 00:27:35,569 Third cell to the left. Pink dress. 294 00:27:35,695 --> 00:27:37,321 Arigato. 295 00:27:48,833 --> 00:27:53,587 What do you want? Huh? What are you doin' here? 296 00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:56,924 What are you doing here? 297 00:27:57,050 --> 00:27:59,927 Why don't you just go away and let me rot? 298 00:28:02,514 --> 00:28:05,849 Who were you really trying to annihilate last night? 299 00:28:06,851 --> 00:28:10,604 You. Just like the papers all say. 300 00:28:13,191 --> 00:28:15,317 Come over here. 301 00:28:16,903 --> 00:28:19,488 Come on. 302 00:28:19,614 --> 00:28:23,909 Oh, my God! Perfect Tommy! 303 00:28:29,541 --> 00:28:30,999 What do you want from me? 304 00:28:33,294 --> 00:28:37,965 Oh, you remind me of someone I once knew long ago. 305 00:28:42,137 --> 00:28:44,555 Was she very beautiful? 306 00:28:46,057 --> 00:28:50,102 She was... queen of the Netherlands. 307 00:28:50,228 --> 00:28:52,646 That's a long way from where I come from. 308 00:28:52,772 --> 00:28:56,275 Wyoming? Cody, Wyoming? 309 00:28:57,235 --> 00:29:00,112 No, I'm from Laramie. 310 00:29:00,238 --> 00:29:03,115 Except that I was born in Cody, but nobody... 311 00:29:03,783 --> 00:29:06,493 Do you have family? Back in Cody, I mean? 312 00:29:06,619 --> 00:29:08,829 I don't know. 313 00:29:08,955 --> 00:29:12,958 See, I always felt that there was another part of me somewhere. 314 00:29:13,126 --> 00:29:15,377 Another part of you? 315 00:29:15,462 --> 00:29:17,880 Somewhere, yeah. 316 00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:21,008 I'm adopted. 317 00:29:21,134 --> 00:29:22,968 Of course! 318 00:29:23,136 --> 00:29:26,305 If it was a snake, it'd have bit me! 319 00:29:26,389 --> 00:29:28,766 - Another you. - Anything's possible. 320 00:29:28,892 --> 00:29:31,518 - Let her out! - Hey, me too. 321 00:29:31,644 --> 00:29:35,063 - Let her out? - Yeah, let her out. I'll be responsible. 322 00:29:35,190 --> 00:29:38,317 - She's a killer! - No, she's not. And give her your coat. 323 00:29:38,985 --> 00:29:40,944 Why me? 324 00:29:41,070 --> 00:29:43,280 Because you're perfect. 325 00:29:45,241 --> 00:29:46,950 You have a point there. 326 00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:54,708 I'd like to move this thing along. 327 00:29:54,834 --> 00:29:59,546 Perhaps some of you noticed we have a motorcycle convention rolling in here. 328 00:29:59,672 --> 00:30:02,090 We're a little short of time. 329 00:30:02,258 --> 00:30:05,844 Besides, I don't imagine you came here to listen to me talk. 330 00:30:06,012 --> 00:30:08,096 You're right. 331 00:30:12,018 --> 00:30:15,437 Without further ado, I'd like to introduce a young man 332 00:30:15,605 --> 00:30:20,818 who yesterday took our notions of reality and turned them inside out. 333 00:30:20,944 --> 00:30:25,197 Dr Buckaroo Banzai, perhaps you can explain yourself. 334 00:30:29,619 --> 00:30:30,911 Ooh. 335 00:30:31,371 --> 00:30:35,916 Secretary, Senator Cunningham... members of the world press. 336 00:30:36,376 --> 00:30:40,879 30 years ago, almost to this day, my mother and father, Doctors Sandra and Masado Banzai 337 00:30:41,047 --> 00:30:44,800 gave their lives for what was then considered to be a very insane notion... 338 00:30:44,926 --> 00:30:49,429 the possibility of contacting alien life. 339 00:30:49,556 --> 00:30:54,309 However, not on another planet. But here. 340 00:30:54,435 --> 00:30:57,729 Maybe right inside this table... 341 00:30:57,897 --> 00:31:02,150 living on a simultaneous plane of existence with our own. 342 00:31:02,610 --> 00:31:05,237 Perhaps within a mountain. 343 00:31:07,156 --> 00:31:10,576 See this rock? It's solid matter, right? 344 00:31:10,702 --> 00:31:15,622 But the solid parts of this rock - the neutrons, quarks, protons and electrons - 345 00:31:15,748 --> 00:31:17,249 comprise only about 346 00:31:17,375 --> 00:31:20,210 one quadrillionth of its total volume. 347 00:31:20,336 --> 00:31:22,546 - How many zeros is that? - Quite a few. 348 00:31:23,464 --> 00:31:26,049 The rest of this rock is actually empty space. 349 00:31:26,175 --> 00:31:29,887 So, back in 1937, Professor Hikita here and Dr Emilio Lizardo 350 00:31:30,013 --> 00:31:33,557 figured that if solid matter were mostly just empty space, 351 00:31:33,683 --> 00:31:37,978 a person should be able to discover a way to travel inside things. 352 00:31:38,104 --> 00:31:42,399 We at the Banzai Institute have at last found that way. 353 00:31:42,525 --> 00:31:45,360 We have created a device 354 00:31:45,486 --> 00:31:48,989 called an oscillation overthruster, 355 00:31:49,115 --> 00:31:52,910 which systematically reorders matter 356 00:31:53,077 --> 00:31:57,539 by annihilating electrons, positrons... 357 00:31:57,665 --> 00:32:01,418 I get it. What you're saying is that oppositely-charged particles collide, 358 00:32:01,586 --> 00:32:06,465 and blow each other up in a burst of energy. Like a tiny big bang, like a... baby bang. 359 00:32:08,843 --> 00:32:12,554 I'm probably just stating the very obvious. Shut up, Penny. Shut up. 360 00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:16,725 Oh, no. It's not obvious at all. If it was obvious, everybody would be doing it every day. 361 00:32:16,851 --> 00:32:21,313 See, by all accounts, it appears as though I literally went right through a mountain. 362 00:32:21,481 --> 00:32:25,442 But you could take that mountain and pulverise it... 363 00:32:25,568 --> 00:32:30,572 and sift through it like breadcrumbs for the rest of your natural life... 364 00:32:30,698 --> 00:32:36,078 and you would never ever find... this. 365 00:32:37,288 --> 00:32:42,292 And yet this living organism came out of that mountain in Texas with me. 366 00:32:42,418 --> 00:32:46,296 Even though I was never inside that mountain. 367 00:32:47,006 --> 00:32:48,423 The president's calling. 368 00:32:48,549 --> 00:32:51,760 - The president of what? - The president of the United States. 369 00:32:51,886 --> 00:32:54,262 Oh. Here. 370 00:32:54,389 --> 00:32:55,639 Later. 371 00:32:55,765 --> 00:32:59,935 - Is he still delirious? - I can't tell. It's real fuzzy. I patched him through to a payphone down the hall. 372 00:33:00,061 --> 00:33:04,147 - Do your thing. - Buckaroo, you forgot your thruster. 373 00:33:04,315 --> 00:33:07,192 Why don't you hold onto it for a while? 374 00:33:07,318 --> 00:33:09,152 Any time. 375 00:33:09,278 --> 00:33:11,822 Do we have the first slide, please? 376 00:33:11,948 --> 00:33:15,367 What about the Pentagon? The possibility of war 377 00:33:15,493 --> 00:33:17,995 in the Eighth Dimension, Mr Secretary? 378 00:33:18,121 --> 00:33:19,121 What? 379 00:33:19,622 --> 00:33:23,959 It seemed like a strange connection even back at the bus. 380 00:33:26,504 --> 00:33:28,463 Mr President? 381 00:33:30,299 --> 00:33:32,676 Some kind of interference. 382 00:33:34,470 --> 00:33:36,513 Hello, Mr President? 383 00:33:36,639 --> 00:33:39,808 Mr President? Mr President, hello? 384 00:33:40,518 --> 00:33:42,102 Hello, Mr President? 385 00:33:42,645 --> 00:33:45,689 - What's going on? - Maybe it's a prankster, some computer whiz kid. 386 00:33:45,815 --> 00:33:47,858 Not with Elephant Bravo. 387 00:33:47,984 --> 00:33:52,279 - Not with an alpha clearance. - Alpha clearance? Hello? Mr... 388 00:33:52,405 --> 00:33:56,700 Ed, go back to the bus and reroute this call to the president's suite at Walter Reed Hospital. 389 00:33:56,826 --> 00:34:01,663 Yeah, and make sure this is on the level. We're busy people here. 390 00:34:01,789 --> 00:34:03,874 Does the President call him a lot? 391 00:34:08,629 --> 00:34:10,547 Pencil! Pen! Quick! Anything! 392 00:34:10,715 --> 00:34:12,466 Don't touch him! 393 00:34:14,427 --> 00:34:17,095 What's he writing? 394 00:34:17,221 --> 00:34:18,638 Conference room! 395 00:34:18,765 --> 00:34:20,766 Conference room! Let's go! 396 00:34:20,892 --> 00:34:23,268 Launch thermopod. 397 00:34:35,198 --> 00:34:37,449 - There they are. - Dr Banzai. 398 00:34:37,617 --> 00:34:40,202 - Don't you see 'em? - What do you mean? Who? 399 00:34:40,328 --> 00:34:44,748 Evil! Pure and simple from the Eighth Dimension! Grab 'em! 400 00:34:45,208 --> 00:34:48,794 - Lectroids! Grab 'em! - Lectroids? He's got a gun. 401 00:34:49,420 --> 00:34:52,339 OK, wise guy! 402 00:34:55,176 --> 00:34:59,971 Let those gun belts hit the floor! Nobody follows or the Prof is history! 403 00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:05,143 - Where's Buckaroo? - Get him. 404 00:35:05,269 --> 00:35:09,397 - Where's the overthruster? - Get an ambulance. 405 00:35:25,248 --> 00:35:29,709 - Come on, will you just ignore them? - Isn't that? 406 00:35:53,484 --> 00:35:55,902 Hey, wait a minute! You can't ride that! 407 00:35:57,530 --> 00:35:59,614 It's Buckaroo Banzai! 408 00:36:12,378 --> 00:36:13,420 - Hold it! - Freeze! 409 00:36:35,359 --> 00:36:39,571 - I had my eyes open all day long, Burt. - It may not be a total loss. 410 00:36:39,697 --> 00:36:44,075 - I'm about ready to go home. - We might see something. 411 00:36:48,748 --> 00:36:51,833 I hit it! It is wounded. 412 00:36:53,711 --> 00:36:56,129 What'd it look like to you? 413 00:36:56,255 --> 00:36:59,424 - Like a big black flying dinosaur. - Dinosaur? It was purple. 414 00:36:59,550 --> 00:37:04,346 - That's what it looked like. It was black. - It was purple. It'll be dark before we even find it. 415 00:37:05,473 --> 00:37:08,725 We get Professor Hikita to cough up the crucial missing circuit 416 00:37:08,893 --> 00:37:11,144 and then we finally get our butts off this rock! 417 00:37:11,312 --> 00:37:14,189 Oh, yeah? Listen to this! 418 00:37:15,107 --> 00:37:18,610 Well, what is it? What is it? 419 00:37:18,736 --> 00:37:20,654 Black thermopod emergency beacon! 420 00:37:20,821 --> 00:37:23,490 Here? On Earth? 421 00:37:23,616 --> 00:37:27,619 - Why? John Bigbootè, why? - Coordinates established. 422 00:37:27,745 --> 00:37:30,747 Electromagnetic energy back on route three. 423 00:37:49,350 --> 00:37:52,435 - The whole top of the tree's squashed! - Do you think it up there? 424 00:37:52,603 --> 00:37:54,521 Let's wait for the cops, Burt. 425 00:37:54,647 --> 00:37:57,565 What for? Are you scared? 426 00:37:57,692 --> 00:38:00,860 - There's gotta be something there. - Come on, Burt. There's nothing up there. 427 00:38:00,987 --> 00:38:04,406 Well, how do you know? Here, hold this. Hold this! 428 00:38:06,784 --> 00:38:10,036 Where you going? Where you going?! 429 00:38:10,162 --> 00:38:12,205 Christmas shopping. 430 00:38:14,333 --> 00:38:17,877 - What's that? - It's a stick. What's it look like? 431 00:38:19,380 --> 00:38:21,715 - Gimme some light, will ya? - I got two guns in my hands. 432 00:38:21,841 --> 00:38:24,759 - Put one of them down. - I ain't putting the guns down! 433 00:38:24,885 --> 00:38:28,221 - It's just a tree. - Then leave it alone! 434 00:38:28,389 --> 00:38:31,933 Aagh! See, I told you! I told you! Leave it alone! 435 00:38:35,021 --> 00:38:37,939 Run! Run! Run! 436 00:38:38,065 --> 00:38:43,278 - Shoot it, Bubba. Shoot it! - I can't! It's jammed! It's jammed! 437 00:38:47,533 --> 00:38:51,119 There's something. There's something coming out! 438 00:38:51,245 --> 00:38:53,163 - Where? - Out of the top. 439 00:38:57,835 --> 00:38:59,544 Oh, my soul! 440 00:39:01,339 --> 00:39:05,925 Throw me my gun, Bubba. Throw it. 441 00:39:08,596 --> 00:39:09,804 Sorry. 442 00:39:23,110 --> 00:39:24,152 Is he dead? 443 00:39:24,278 --> 00:39:27,280 Yeah, I think so. But look at his face. It's changing. 444 00:39:27,406 --> 00:39:30,700 And his hair... his hair is all disappeared. 445 00:39:30,910 --> 00:39:35,955 - What's that smell? You smell electricity? - He's crackling. We're standing in water. 446 00:39:36,082 --> 00:39:37,332 What is he, Burt? Is he radioactive? 447 00:39:37,458 --> 00:39:41,378 How the hell do I know? Do I look like a nuclear genius? 448 00:39:41,462 --> 00:39:43,671 He's probably from Mars. Or Jupiter. 449 00:39:43,798 --> 00:39:46,174 Jupiter? I hope he's alone. 450 00:39:46,300 --> 00:39:48,426 - There's somethin' over there. - Where? 451 00:39:48,594 --> 00:39:50,637 Right there. 452 00:39:58,020 --> 00:40:00,063 What is it? 453 00:40:02,983 --> 00:40:07,070 Buckaroo Banzai. It's the latest issue. 454 00:40:10,157 --> 00:40:13,243 Rawhide, come in. Rawhide. 455 00:40:13,828 --> 00:40:15,078 Rawhide. 456 00:40:15,204 --> 00:40:19,457 Buckaroo, what's up? Where in Hades are you? I'm gettin' a lot of static. 457 00:40:19,625 --> 00:40:23,044 Yeah. That's me. 458 00:40:23,170 --> 00:40:27,882 I've been ionised, but I'm OK now. 459 00:40:28,008 --> 00:40:31,719 Listen, I'm switching on the homing beacon. 460 00:40:31,846 --> 00:40:35,515 Mark two minute intervals... now. 461 00:40:35,683 --> 00:40:40,270 Look, we got the overthruster. But someone shanghaied the professor right from the conference. 462 00:40:40,354 --> 00:40:45,108 - Oh, the deuce you say. - What do you think? 463 00:40:45,234 --> 00:40:48,611 - Dr Lizardo, maybe? - Yeah, I'd put money on it. 464 00:40:48,737 --> 00:40:51,406 - That crate. - What crate? 465 00:40:51,532 --> 00:40:54,451 The crate they shoved in that van. 466 00:40:54,577 --> 00:40:56,119 You and the guys... 467 00:40:56,245 --> 00:40:59,998 go back to the house and dig up everything you can on an outfit called 468 00:41:00,124 --> 00:41:02,542 Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems. 469 00:41:02,668 --> 00:41:05,962 - You got that? - Right. Yoyodyne. We're on it. 470 00:41:09,049 --> 00:41:12,469 Hand me that tarp, will ya? Let's cover this guy up. 471 00:41:12,595 --> 00:41:15,638 - Guy? What guy? - He's got paws. 472 00:41:18,100 --> 00:41:20,268 - Now what? - Who are they? 473 00:41:22,271 --> 00:41:24,314 Cover it up. 474 00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:33,114 John Bigbootè, Officer. 475 00:41:33,240 --> 00:41:35,950 Head of Operations, Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems. 476 00:41:36,076 --> 00:41:40,205 - There's one of our birds. - That fella over there one of your birds, too? 477 00:41:40,331 --> 00:41:42,415 The droid, you mean? 478 00:41:43,292 --> 00:41:48,171 Doesn't look like anything I've seen before. I mean, I've seen droids... 479 00:41:49,089 --> 00:41:50,507 Nice night, huh? 480 00:42:04,355 --> 00:42:07,148 That big thing over there attacked me. 481 00:42:07,316 --> 00:42:10,235 Impossible. No, no, no, no, no, no. 482 00:42:10,319 --> 00:42:14,030 Yeah! It's some kinda creature. There's part of it still stuck in the tree. 483 00:42:14,156 --> 00:42:18,368 No, it's a machine with 30-foot leather wings. I think it's radioactive. 484 00:42:19,245 --> 00:42:23,039 Three minutes since he last moved. This is a fix. Something is happening. 485 00:42:23,165 --> 00:42:25,041 Let's get somebody over there. 486 00:42:25,167 --> 00:42:28,419 Al, you set up the grid and get the last known coordinates. 487 00:42:28,587 --> 00:42:31,548 Tommy, hop on the Marconi and see if we got Blue Blazes 488 00:42:31,674 --> 00:42:34,759 in a ten-minute radius. But no strike teams, Tommy, understand? 489 00:42:34,885 --> 00:42:37,595 I'm headed downstairs. Keep everybody calm. 490 00:42:41,934 --> 00:42:45,061 - Hikita-san. - Buckaroo! 491 00:42:46,188 --> 00:42:49,983 Repeating: Intrastate outward band five. 492 00:42:50,109 --> 00:42:53,528 Coded. Calling all Blue Blaze irregulars in the Garden State. 493 00:42:54,363 --> 00:42:58,449 Buckaroo... in trouble. Will repeat coordinates. 494 00:42:58,576 --> 00:43:03,871 This is Scooter Lindley, Junior Blue Blaze irregular 41 and a half. Hang on. 495 00:43:05,207 --> 00:43:08,710 - Dad! Dad! Buckaroo's in trouble! - Say what? 496 00:43:08,877 --> 00:43:12,463 Aliens from the Eighth Dimension. I'm seeing them now. 497 00:43:12,548 --> 00:43:14,382 You can see them now? Here? 498 00:43:14,550 --> 00:43:18,303 Yeah, the three jerks driving this van. Look at this. What is this? 499 00:43:20,055 --> 00:43:21,931 It's your hand, Buckaroo. 500 00:43:22,057 --> 00:43:25,602 No, no, no, no, it's a formula. It's an antidote of some kind. 501 00:43:25,728 --> 00:43:29,147 Whatever that was in that phoney call from the president gave me information, 502 00:43:29,273 --> 00:43:33,568 some electrochemical message that allows me to see what they really are. 503 00:43:33,736 --> 00:43:38,031 - What are they? - Lectroids from Planet Ten by way of the Eighth Dimension. 504 00:43:38,574 --> 00:43:40,450 Mr Gomez? 505 00:43:40,576 --> 00:43:43,161 - I got a truck on the way to help mop things up. - Identification? 506 00:43:43,329 --> 00:43:48,082 Or else this place'll become a zoo, not to mention a haven for gawkers. 507 00:43:48,167 --> 00:43:50,418 Wait a minute. Now just a second. 508 00:43:50,586 --> 00:43:53,421 - Stay put. All of ya. - Sure thing. 509 00:43:54,548 --> 00:43:56,924 We'll go ahead and start breaking it down. 510 00:43:57,051 --> 00:43:59,302 Don't touch it! 511 00:43:59,428 --> 00:44:02,847 I got my own help on the way. Now, that's an order. 512 00:44:06,894 --> 00:44:09,020 Go find something to crack it open. 513 00:44:09,188 --> 00:44:10,938 There's a Harley in those bushes. 514 00:44:11,023 --> 00:44:14,651 I want you to get out and go to the laboratory, start working on this formula. 515 00:44:14,777 --> 00:44:19,322 - I want you to synthesise it. - Buckaroo! Give me the formula. 516 00:44:34,755 --> 00:44:35,505 Oh, wow! 517 00:44:37,508 --> 00:44:38,007 Peggy! 518 00:44:38,050 --> 00:44:42,220 She's not Peggy, Mrs Johnson. Sois sage, mon amie. 519 00:44:42,346 --> 00:44:45,932 No. Of course not. How could she be? 520 00:44:46,058 --> 00:44:49,018 - Any word from Buckaroo? - No, I thought he was with you guys. 521 00:44:49,144 --> 00:44:53,398 No, he's not. Ah, Dr Zwibel, Penny Priddy... Mrs Johnson. 522 00:44:53,565 --> 00:44:57,443 Nice to meet you. The fellas call me New Jersey. 523 00:45:02,950 --> 00:45:06,786 - Well, where are they all going? - Bunk house. Off limits. 524 00:45:10,499 --> 00:45:12,583 Again, John Gomez! 525 00:45:16,255 --> 00:45:18,715 John O'Connor, there's a crowbar in the truck. 526 00:45:18,841 --> 00:45:20,883 I'll get it. 527 00:45:35,065 --> 00:45:38,276 Destroy yourself, John Gant. 528 00:45:39,111 --> 00:45:41,154 Set detonator. 529 00:45:45,284 --> 00:45:47,785 Detonator set. 530 00:45:48,746 --> 00:45:53,541 My most profuse apologies to my homeland and loved ones. 531 00:45:53,709 --> 00:45:57,545 John Valuk is dead. He fell on his head. 532 00:45:58,756 --> 00:46:02,759 Perhaps John Parker will get through with our message to Buckaroo Banzai. 533 00:46:02,885 --> 00:46:05,470 I said back off! Now, dammit, I mean it! 534 00:46:05,637 --> 00:46:08,806 Hey! Hey, leave him alone! Ugh! 535 00:46:09,767 --> 00:46:14,353 Easy, friend. Ha, Buckaroo Banzai! 536 00:46:17,316 --> 00:46:18,399 Hey! 537 00:46:19,026 --> 00:46:21,986 It's Buckaroo Banzai! Get him! 538 00:46:33,332 --> 00:46:34,332 Hustle up! 539 00:47:01,318 --> 00:47:06,322 Scooter Lindley, Blue Blaze Irregular. 540 00:47:18,752 --> 00:47:22,505 - It is! It is Professor Hikita. - We're closing the gate. Please, step back! 541 00:47:22,631 --> 00:47:25,883 - Where's Buckaroo? 542 00:47:38,438 --> 00:47:42,191 We gotta have something for him. Try a new cipher. 543 00:47:46,697 --> 00:47:49,156 - Try a G-cipher. - G-cipher. 544 00:47:51,076 --> 00:47:53,160 There... 545 00:47:53,370 --> 00:47:54,328 That's more like it. 546 00:47:54,997 --> 00:47:59,625 Looks like we've accessed their restricted data file. Could be highly revealing. 547 00:47:59,751 --> 00:48:03,838 No sign of Buckaroo. The professor just rode up saying something 548 00:48:04,006 --> 00:48:08,092 about space monsters and where's the overthruster. Went straight to the lab. 549 00:48:08,218 --> 00:48:10,011 Space monsters, my ass. 550 00:48:13,181 --> 00:48:15,892 Hey, man, nice jacket. 551 00:48:23,191 --> 00:48:26,068 What's in the big pink box? 552 00:48:29,990 --> 00:48:33,576 Hey, buddy. May I help you? 553 00:48:33,702 --> 00:48:35,828 Hello! Buckaroo Banzai!? 554 00:48:35,954 --> 00:48:38,414 You a messenger? What you got here? 555 00:48:38,540 --> 00:48:42,627 No, no, wait a minute. I need see Buckaroo Banzai in person. 556 00:48:43,045 --> 00:48:46,422 My name is John Parker. 557 00:48:46,548 --> 00:48:48,174 Identify yourself, no? 558 00:48:48,842 --> 00:48:51,636 Blue Blaze irregular Pinky Carruthers. 559 00:48:51,720 --> 00:48:56,182 Sorry, John, everybody needs see Buckaroo. Later. 560 00:48:56,808 --> 00:48:59,143 Gino, run this down to the professor for me. 561 00:48:59,269 --> 00:49:00,853 Sounds like he's getting a little nervous. 562 00:49:02,940 --> 00:49:05,524 - This is queer. Look. - What's up? What you got? 563 00:49:05,651 --> 00:49:10,696 All these people applied for social security cards in the same town in New Jersey on exact same date. 564 00:49:10,822 --> 00:49:12,073 New Jersey? 565 00:49:12,783 --> 00:49:16,452 46 Yoyodyne employees, Grover's Mill, New Jersey, 566 00:49:16,620 --> 00:49:18,996 11-1-38. 567 00:49:19,122 --> 00:49:20,706 I got some pictures, boys. 568 00:49:22,626 --> 00:49:26,671 It looks like a practical joke. Check out these names: 569 00:49:26,797 --> 00:49:31,550 John Yaya? John Parrot? John Bigbooty? 570 00:49:31,718 --> 00:49:35,346 Maybe not. John Nolan? John O'Connor? 571 00:49:35,472 --> 00:49:37,598 No way, Josè. 572 00:49:37,766 --> 00:49:43,437 John Small Berries? It's a joke. Maybe that's what Buckaroo was talking about. 573 00:49:43,563 --> 00:49:46,899 No, Reno, there are no ages and no places of birth. 574 00:49:47,025 --> 00:49:51,445 Uh, Grover's Mill. Grover's Mill, 1938. Why's that so familiar? 575 00:49:52,114 --> 00:49:56,534 They all have the same first name. John, John, John, John, John. 576 00:49:56,660 --> 00:50:00,329 Somebody's playing games. This is statistically impossible. 577 00:50:00,455 --> 00:50:02,581 No, no, no. Wait a minute, wait a minute, um... 578 00:50:02,708 --> 00:50:04,667 November one. October. 579 00:50:05,002 --> 00:50:07,712 30 days have September, April, June, November. Short February. 580 00:50:07,838 --> 00:50:11,382 And all the rest have 31. October 31st. 581 00:50:11,508 --> 00:50:13,801 Halloween. 582 00:50:13,927 --> 00:50:15,803 Oh, um... 583 00:50:15,929 --> 00:50:18,347 Don't you get it? Orson Welles. 584 00:50:18,473 --> 00:50:21,183 You mean the guy from the old wine commercials? 585 00:50:21,309 --> 00:50:25,438 Halloween, 1938. War of the Worlds, that fake radio news broadcast 586 00:50:25,564 --> 00:50:29,025 that got everybody scared, thinking real, live Martians... 587 00:50:29,985 --> 00:50:32,862 were landing in Grover's Mill... 588 00:50:33,822 --> 00:50:36,282 New Jersey. 589 00:50:36,408 --> 00:50:38,826 Then it all just turned out to be a hoax. 590 00:50:38,952 --> 00:50:39,952 So? 591 00:50:40,787 --> 00:50:46,542 So... maybe it wasn't a hoax. Or, I mean, maybe it isn't a hoax. 592 00:50:55,093 --> 00:50:58,345 If we don't find the overthruster, Whorfin'll have us for supper. 593 00:50:58,472 --> 00:51:01,974 Who says the damn thing's even here? 594 00:51:21,244 --> 00:51:23,287 Come on! Come on! 595 00:51:41,264 --> 00:51:44,058 - Who is he? - I don't know. 596 00:52:09,793 --> 00:52:12,795 All right, who's the wise guy? 597 00:52:15,757 --> 00:52:18,342 I said, who's the wise guy? 598 00:52:31,481 --> 00:52:33,482 It's locked. 599 00:52:39,322 --> 00:52:41,782 John O'Connor, smash the window. 600 00:52:41,950 --> 00:52:44,869 Why me, John Bigbootè? 601 00:52:48,999 --> 00:52:51,417 It might be booby-trapped. 602 00:52:51,543 --> 00:52:53,294 Oh. 603 00:52:59,843 --> 00:53:01,969 - Buckaroo! - Mrs Johnson, this is Casper and Scooter Lindley. 604 00:53:02,137 --> 00:53:04,263 Is Hikita-san here yet? Where's the overthruster? Where's Penny? 605 00:53:04,389 --> 00:53:08,809 Prof is in the lab with the overthruster. Penny's in the right wing guest room. Everybody's safe and sound. 606 00:53:08,894 --> 00:53:10,936 - They're lectroids, Buckaroo. - From Planet Ten. 607 00:53:11,062 --> 00:53:14,356 - Planet Ten? How do you guys know? - It's all on the yellow record. Come on. 608 00:53:14,524 --> 00:53:15,941 - Casper Lindley. - Reno. 609 00:53:16,026 --> 00:53:20,154 - Yellow record? - However, they didn't come here on a nonstop flight. 610 00:53:20,322 --> 00:53:24,074 They blasted through the Eighth Dimension in 1938 over in Grover's Mill. 611 00:53:24,201 --> 00:53:27,286 Where there was a huge electrical dimensional accident. 612 00:53:27,412 --> 00:53:31,373 Some giant explosion. And they hypnotised Orson Welles into covering it up. 613 00:53:31,541 --> 00:53:34,752 So, first he says there's an invasion from Mars, 614 00:53:34,878 --> 00:53:37,963 but then he says, no, no, no, it's just a radio-show hoax. 615 00:53:38,089 --> 00:53:39,340 - Get it? - No. 616 00:53:39,507 --> 00:53:42,760 - Let's go. - Orson Welles? What about Yoyodyne? What about Dr Lizardo? 617 00:53:42,886 --> 00:53:46,430 - That's what we're trying to tell you. - There's someone living inside him. 618 00:53:47,557 --> 00:53:48,891 - Buckaroo. - Pinky. 619 00:53:49,059 --> 00:53:55,147 Put this on. Here, y'all put these on. There's more in the box and there's one over there. 620 00:53:55,232 --> 00:53:58,609 - What's this? - It came with the record. It's like a 3-D type thing. 621 00:53:58,735 --> 00:54:01,153 How am I supposed to know he's from outer space? 622 00:54:01,279 --> 00:54:04,907 This Rasta guy pedals up to the front gate and delivers it all in a pink cake box. 623 00:54:05,075 --> 00:54:07,493 - What? What for? - We don't know. It wouldn't tell us. 624 00:54:07,577 --> 00:54:11,413 - It wants to talk to the head honcho. - Lights. 625 00:54:23,969 --> 00:54:26,262 Salutations, great Buckaroo Banzai. 626 00:54:27,555 --> 00:54:31,809 I am John Emdall from Planet Ten. 627 00:54:31,935 --> 00:54:36,021 A common, grave danger confronts both our worlds. 628 00:54:36,606 --> 00:54:39,525 - After a bloody reign of terror... - Hey, what is that? 629 00:54:39,651 --> 00:54:42,945 ...the hated leader of a military caste... 630 00:54:43,113 --> 00:54:46,949 the self-proclaimed "Lord" John Whorfin, 631 00:54:47,033 --> 00:54:49,952 a bloodthirsty butcher as evil as your Hitler... 632 00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:51,120 Oh, wow! 633 00:54:51,246 --> 00:54:54,832 ...was overthrown by freedom-loving forces... 634 00:54:54,958 --> 00:54:59,628 tried and condemned, along with several hundred of his followers, 635 00:54:59,796 --> 00:55:05,342 to spend eternity in the formless void of the Eighth Dimension. 636 00:55:05,468 --> 00:55:08,262 Did you tell Penny that Buckaroo's looking for her? 637 00:55:08,346 --> 00:55:09,596 I looked in her room. She wasn't there. 638 00:55:09,764 --> 00:55:11,390 - Who's Penny? - Where is she? 639 00:55:11,516 --> 00:55:14,768 Will everybody shut up so I can hear the rest of this thing? 640 00:55:14,894 --> 00:55:20,607 And now you, Buckaroo Banzai, have unintentionally helped John Whorfin 641 00:55:21,109 --> 00:55:24,194 with the success of your oscillation overthruster. 642 00:55:24,362 --> 00:55:30,576 For our intelligence warns us that he intends to steal your overthruster. 643 00:55:30,702 --> 00:55:35,748 If he should attempt this, we will have no choice 644 00:55:35,874 --> 00:55:39,626 but to disrupt worldwide electronic communications 645 00:55:39,753 --> 00:55:44,340 and fire a particle-beam weapon from your airspace 646 00:55:44,466 --> 00:55:49,053 to Smolensk in the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics. 647 00:55:49,137 --> 00:55:52,723 That an action that the Kremlin will most certainly misinterpret as an American first strike. 648 00:55:52,891 --> 00:55:59,980 - They're already a little trigger-happy. - Stop John Whorfin before sunset. 649 00:56:00,106 --> 00:56:05,110 If you fail, we will be forced to help you destroy yourselves. 650 00:56:05,236 --> 00:56:08,155 - If it ain't one thing, it's another. - Lighten up. 651 00:56:08,281 --> 00:56:11,075 End of discussion. 652 00:56:12,327 --> 00:56:15,037 Discussion? What discussion? 653 00:56:17,916 --> 00:56:22,252 She gotta be kidding, right? Vaporise the whole damn planet? 654 00:56:22,379 --> 00:56:27,800 - You wanna roll those dice, Casper? - No, no, no, not me, man. No way. 655 00:56:27,926 --> 00:56:31,428 Gents... we're going to Yoyodyne. 656 00:56:31,554 --> 00:56:34,139 Rawhide, see how Hikita-san is with that formula. 657 00:56:34,307 --> 00:56:36,892 Billy, tell Sam to prep the jet car for city driving. 658 00:56:37,018 --> 00:56:39,311 What about a Blue Blaze strike team? 659 00:56:39,437 --> 00:56:43,190 We keep it intimate. Call the Kolodny Brothers. Call the Rug Suckers. 660 00:56:43,358 --> 00:56:46,443 - Where are you going? - Get my guns. 661 00:56:48,029 --> 00:56:49,863 His guns? 662 00:56:50,240 --> 00:56:53,659 Okay, okay, I'm a girl. I don't deny it. I sneaked into your bedroom. 663 00:56:53,785 --> 00:56:56,703 I invaded your privacy. I went through your personal belongings. 664 00:56:56,830 --> 00:57:01,208 - Mrs Johnson! I can never find anything around here... - I took a bath! 665 00:57:01,334 --> 00:57:05,379 - Penny, what's your problem? - Me! You! That picture! 666 00:57:05,505 --> 00:57:10,092 I'm going crazy. Who's that girl, Buckaroo? What's going on around here? 667 00:57:10,218 --> 00:57:12,553 You drag me out of jail. You're like Jerry Lewis. 668 00:57:12,679 --> 00:57:15,514 You give me hope to carry on, but then you leave me in the lurch 669 00:57:15,640 --> 00:57:19,726 while you strap on your six-guns. What do you want from me? 670 00:57:19,853 --> 00:57:22,187 - Who am I? - As near as I can figure... 671 00:57:22,689 --> 00:57:26,275 you had an identical twin sister and... 672 00:57:26,401 --> 00:57:28,444 I married her. 673 00:57:29,446 --> 00:57:31,238 But that's over now. 674 00:57:31,406 --> 00:57:36,535 And she's gone and that's about all there is, really, to say about that. 675 00:57:47,505 --> 00:57:53,051 We don't know what to expect here. It disagrees with all the standard pictures. 676 00:57:53,928 --> 00:57:57,264 It's producing a magnetic force. 677 00:57:57,390 --> 00:57:59,808 No, no. I'm wrong! 678 00:58:11,196 --> 00:58:13,113 Hey! 679 00:58:16,701 --> 00:58:18,952 Oh, tell me I'm dreaming. 680 00:58:19,913 --> 00:58:22,039 - Ow! - Oh, sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That's... 681 00:58:22,207 --> 00:58:25,626 - Buckaroo! Sorry. Sam's dead. - Sam? 682 00:58:25,793 --> 00:58:28,128 Someone broke into the jet-car. Things are going haywire over at the lab. 683 00:58:28,254 --> 00:58:30,297 Wait here. I'll be right back. 684 00:58:41,684 --> 00:58:42,726 Oh, boy. 685 00:58:50,777 --> 00:58:56,448 He's dead. Spread out. They can't be very far off. 686 00:58:58,201 --> 00:59:01,954 Okay. Tommy, check the biomedical labs. Reno, take physics. Jersey, go with Reno. 687 00:59:02,080 --> 00:59:04,289 - Where you going? - Engineering. 688 00:59:05,750 --> 00:59:08,418 Cowboy! Hold your gun in front of you, man. 689 00:59:08,545 --> 00:59:11,171 - Oh, I see. I got that. OK. - It's cool. 690 00:59:23,643 --> 00:59:25,227 Buckaroo, behind you! 691 00:59:34,904 --> 00:59:38,490 - You... you OK? - Yeah. Just let me catch my breath. 692 00:59:38,616 --> 00:59:42,452 Professor went down into the purification vent. He's got the overthruster. 693 00:59:42,579 --> 00:59:44,621 All right. 694 00:59:54,757 --> 00:59:57,301 Why is there a watermelon there? 695 00:59:58,761 --> 01:00:00,846 I'll tell you later. 696 01:00:33,296 --> 01:00:35,130 Buckaroo? 697 01:00:39,010 --> 01:00:40,761 Rawhide? 698 01:00:41,929 --> 01:00:43,513 Anybody? 699 01:01:10,208 --> 01:01:14,044 Here, young lady. The overthruster. 700 01:01:18,466 --> 01:01:20,717 Here, put this in your purse. 701 01:01:22,553 --> 01:01:24,596 Get out of here! 702 01:01:27,225 --> 01:01:29,393 Where's your overthruster? 703 01:01:29,560 --> 01:01:31,603 Hikita-san! 704 01:01:36,984 --> 01:01:39,444 Nice morning, huh? 705 01:01:53,418 --> 01:01:56,044 It's just making my legs asleep. 706 01:01:56,170 --> 01:01:59,923 - What the hell is wrong with him? - I don't know. I don't know. Are you cold? 707 01:02:00,550 --> 01:02:01,967 It's my spine. 708 01:02:09,058 --> 01:02:13,311 - What're you still doing on this floor? - I think it's cos I can't move my legs. 709 01:02:13,896 --> 01:02:16,148 Ooh, damn! 710 01:02:18,025 --> 01:02:20,652 - What is it? Apache? - Arachtoid. 711 01:02:20,778 --> 01:02:23,572 Oh, spiders. So I was right, huh? 712 01:02:23,740 --> 01:02:27,159 We got the guy, Rawhide. Sucker only tried... 713 01:02:27,910 --> 01:02:31,079 - Any antidote for these things? - No. Not at all. 714 01:02:32,457 --> 01:02:36,126 - Come over here. - Does that mean you're on our side? 715 01:02:36,294 --> 01:02:37,919 That's right. 716 01:02:40,965 --> 01:02:45,886 Man! Those things pack a mean wallop, huh? 717 01:02:46,471 --> 01:02:48,930 What are y'all looking at? 718 01:02:49,974 --> 01:02:53,894 You're on the clock. Let's saddle up, huh? 719 01:03:01,778 --> 01:03:04,321 Hey, man, they're stealing my helicopter! 720 01:03:08,034 --> 01:03:10,118 They've got Penny! 721 01:03:10,244 --> 01:03:13,163 She has the overthruster. 722 01:03:13,247 --> 01:03:16,291 We'll get it back. We'll get it back. 723 01:03:16,876 --> 01:03:23,381 It's... it's not Buckaroo Banzai per se, Mr President. It's his men. 724 01:03:23,508 --> 01:03:27,093 Foreigners, some of 'em. Or their names have been changed. 725 01:03:27,220 --> 01:03:31,014 Their true backgrounds are shrouded in secrecy! 726 01:03:31,182 --> 01:03:36,520 Now, all I'm saying is that this jet car belongs in the hands of Defense. 727 01:03:36,604 --> 01:03:41,024 I mean, if the Banzai Institute doesn't want to sell it to us, 728 01:03:41,108 --> 01:03:43,401 then we're gonna have to take it from them! 729 01:03:43,569 --> 01:03:46,655 In national interest, of course. 730 01:03:48,533 --> 01:03:50,116 Come in. 731 01:03:50,243 --> 01:03:55,413 Excuse me, Mr President, World Watch One. Direct-incoming transmission. 732 01:03:55,581 --> 01:03:56,998 Yeah. 733 01:04:02,964 --> 01:04:05,423 Hello, Mr President, I know your back is killing you, 734 01:04:05,591 --> 01:04:09,678 but I have a developing situation here and I must speak frankly. 735 01:04:09,762 --> 01:04:13,348 Buckaroo... Secretary of Defense McKinley 736 01:04:13,474 --> 01:04:17,102 and my National Security Advisor Smirnoff, are visiting me, 737 01:04:17,270 --> 01:04:19,688 but I have no secrets from them. 738 01:04:19,772 --> 01:04:23,233 Well, something has reared its ugly head in outer space, Mr President, 739 01:04:23,401 --> 01:04:26,069 and it looks like the Earth is caught in a crossfire. 740 01:04:26,153 --> 01:04:29,072 We have reason to believe that there are vicious red aliens 741 01:04:29,240 --> 01:04:32,784 walking freely among us, posing as the owners and operators 742 01:04:32,910 --> 01:04:34,953 of Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems. 743 01:04:35,079 --> 01:04:40,834 Yoyodyne Propulsion... the people working on our Truncheon Bomber? 744 01:04:40,918 --> 01:04:45,505 - In the hands of foreign nationals? - Excuse me, Mr President. Time is short. 745 01:04:46,465 --> 01:04:49,384 In order to prevent John Whorfin's escape, 746 01:04:49,510 --> 01:04:53,263 my comrades are at this very moment taking up a geostationary position 747 01:04:53,431 --> 01:04:56,683 over New Jersey. This situation is explosive. 748 01:04:56,767 --> 01:04:59,227 - Who the hell is that? - Explosive, what are you saying man? 749 01:04:59,353 --> 01:05:01,271 Some kind of race war in New Jersey? 750 01:05:01,355 --> 01:05:02,772 No, Mr President, no. 751 01:05:02,857 --> 01:05:06,735 This man as you call him is not a human being at all, but is, in fact, 752 01:05:06,861 --> 01:05:10,989 a black lectroid named John Parker from the very same Planet Ten. 753 01:05:11,115 --> 01:05:14,868 And his spaceship is, at this moment, anchored above Yoyodyne. 754 01:05:15,036 --> 01:05:15,994 Yoyodyne. 755 01:05:16,120 --> 01:05:19,039 - Buckaroo, my good friend... - That's it! 756 01:05:19,206 --> 01:05:23,043 These red creatures, they must somehow give off the bacteria. 757 01:05:23,169 --> 01:05:28,173 We breathe it. It swims up our nose into our cerebral cortex 758 01:05:28,299 --> 01:05:31,718 where it talks to our brain cells. 759 01:05:31,886 --> 01:05:34,971 Tells us to see exactly what they want us to see. 760 01:05:35,097 --> 01:05:36,556 Electric brainwashing. 761 01:05:36,682 --> 01:05:38,308 Diabolical. They got us so confused... 762 01:05:38,434 --> 01:05:41,519 Buckaroo, I don't know what to say. 763 01:05:42,855 --> 01:05:46,066 Lectroids from Planet Ten? 764 01:05:46,192 --> 01:05:49,110 Nuclear extortion? 765 01:05:49,278 --> 01:05:51,571 A girl named John? 766 01:05:51,697 --> 01:05:53,448 Buckaroo, Lectroid Wing Commander. 767 01:05:53,574 --> 01:05:57,327 Excuse me, Mr President, I have to go talk to the hornet's nest. 768 01:05:58,621 --> 01:06:00,580 Good God. 769 01:06:00,706 --> 01:06:05,251 Well, if it wasn't Buckaroo Banzai, I'd say commit the man. 770 01:06:05,378 --> 01:06:06,962 Get me SAC Headquarters, Omaha, 771 01:06:07,129 --> 01:06:11,049 NORAD and the Strategic Space Command. I want some hard data on that cloud. 772 01:06:11,217 --> 01:06:14,469 John, get out in the field. Stick your beak into this one. 773 01:06:15,888 --> 01:06:19,599 - What is this thing made of? - Cobalt and electricity. 774 01:06:19,725 --> 01:06:24,270 They're armed for bear, Buckaroo. 775 01:06:24,397 --> 01:06:26,523 World Watch One. 776 01:06:29,235 --> 01:06:31,194 Buckaroo. 777 01:06:31,404 --> 01:06:33,446 It's Whorfin. 778 01:06:36,492 --> 01:06:37,993 Dr Banzai? 779 01:06:40,121 --> 01:06:43,289 Yes, this is Emilio Lizardo. 780 01:06:43,416 --> 01:06:45,667 Maybe you don't remember me. 781 01:06:46,669 --> 01:06:50,505 Ah. I'm flattered. We know the same people. 782 01:06:51,632 --> 01:06:54,342 Yeah. In fact, one of them is with me right now. 783 01:06:54,468 --> 01:06:56,511 Your associate... 784 01:06:56,637 --> 01:06:59,097 Dr Penny Priddy. 785 01:06:59,223 --> 01:07:00,557 Doctor? 786 01:07:00,683 --> 01:07:03,309 May I pass along my congratulations 787 01:07:03,436 --> 01:07:07,272 for your great interdimensional breakthrough. 788 01:07:07,398 --> 01:07:12,485 I'm sure in the miserable annals of the Earth, you will be duly enshrined. 789 01:07:14,363 --> 01:07:18,324 However... Miss Priddy claims 790 01:07:18,451 --> 01:07:21,286 to be unable to solve my problem 791 01:07:21,412 --> 01:07:24,622 and provide me with the crucial missing circuit 792 01:07:24,790 --> 01:07:26,374 for my overthruster! 793 01:07:27,001 --> 01:07:29,044 He hasn't found it. He hasn't found it. 794 01:07:29,170 --> 01:07:31,713 Maybe you can convince her to try. 795 01:07:32,715 --> 01:07:34,758 John O'Connor! 796 01:07:35,676 --> 01:07:37,343 I'm not worth it, Buckaroo! Forget about me! 797 01:07:37,470 --> 01:07:41,139 - They'll never break me. Never! - Penny, get off the phone. 798 01:07:41,307 --> 01:07:45,226 Dr Lizardo, really what does she know about an overthruster? She's not a scientist. 799 01:07:45,311 --> 01:07:49,022 Shall we play... a Penny for your thoughts? 800 01:07:51,525 --> 01:07:54,611 Maybe you can come in her place, huh? 801 01:07:54,737 --> 01:07:57,822 Yoyodyne, Banzai. You know the address. 802 01:07:57,948 --> 01:08:01,618 Come alone and bring your overthruster! 803 01:08:03,788 --> 01:08:08,208 He'll come. I know his type. 804 01:08:08,334 --> 01:08:10,794 Take her to the pit! 805 01:08:10,920 --> 01:08:12,962 Go, Bigbooty! 806 01:08:15,508 --> 01:08:19,385 Use more honey! Find out what she knows. 807 01:08:19,762 --> 01:08:23,306 These breathing devices Hikita-san has cooked up will enable you to see them 808 01:08:23,432 --> 01:08:28,770 as they really are, as I've been seeing them since yesterday - as Lectroids. 809 01:08:28,896 --> 01:08:31,773 In our eyes, they're not very pretty. 810 01:08:32,608 --> 01:08:34,859 Nothing personal, John Parker. 811 01:08:38,489 --> 01:08:42,700 If we blow this today... there ain't no tomorrow. 812 01:08:42,827 --> 01:08:46,496 We have only 240 minutes remaining. 813 01:08:46,622 --> 01:08:49,999 Right. I'm working under the assumption that Penny still has the overthruster, 814 01:08:50,126 --> 01:08:53,878 but this psycho Whorfin doesn't know that. So that'll be my job. 815 01:08:54,046 --> 01:08:56,381 To get her and it back in one piece. 816 01:08:56,507 --> 01:09:01,803 Your objective is to 86 Whorfin. You know your two strike groups. 817 01:09:01,929 --> 01:09:03,513 Apache group, that's you, Reno. 818 01:09:03,681 --> 01:09:08,268 Chaparral group, that's you, Perfect Tommy. Parker'll ride with Chaparral. 819 01:09:08,394 --> 01:09:13,481 It's my guess that no human being has ever been inside the place. 820 01:09:14,066 --> 01:09:18,987 So who knows what we're gonna find there. Top priority is the overthruster. 821 01:09:19,113 --> 01:09:22,532 Without it, Whorfin can't get off this planet. 822 01:09:22,700 --> 01:09:26,411 This homing device will probably make it very easy to find. 823 01:09:26,537 --> 01:09:29,038 And maybe a lot harder to get back. 824 01:09:29,915 --> 01:09:31,833 Strategic Space Command now reports 825 01:09:31,959 --> 01:09:35,795 all the surveillance satellite communication jammed. 826 01:09:35,963 --> 01:09:38,381 Jammed? By who? Who by? 827 01:09:38,549 --> 01:09:41,301 Possible atmospheric conditions, sir. 828 01:09:41,427 --> 01:09:43,511 - Solar. - Solar? 829 01:09:43,637 --> 01:09:48,057 Intelligence confirms that Soviets are having the same problem. 830 01:09:48,184 --> 01:09:50,894 Should we be on Code Red? 831 01:09:51,020 --> 01:09:53,730 We go to Code Red, the Russians go to Code Red. 832 01:09:53,856 --> 01:09:56,274 No sense going off half-cocked, Mr President. 833 01:09:56,400 --> 01:09:58,818 I don't know, but Buckaroo Banzai has never been wrong before. 834 01:09:58,944 --> 01:10:02,197 The man's been through solid matter, for crying out loud. 835 01:10:02,364 --> 01:10:04,157 Who knows what happened to his brain. 836 01:10:04,325 --> 01:10:06,409 Maybe it scrambled his molecules. 837 01:10:06,577 --> 01:10:09,954 All I'm saying is, Mr President, let's not panic. 838 01:10:11,582 --> 01:10:13,416 What's happening? 839 01:10:15,586 --> 01:10:18,796 Electromagnetic pulsar. 840 01:10:22,092 --> 01:10:25,637 Russians just gone to Defense Condition Two, sir. 841 01:10:25,763 --> 01:10:27,222 We've no choice, then. 842 01:10:27,806 --> 01:10:31,059 Mr President, I am a soldier, and I'm a damn good one. 843 01:10:31,185 --> 01:10:34,103 I've got enough decorations to snap a Christmas tree. 844 01:10:34,271 --> 01:10:39,317 All I'm trying to say is - and I hope I speak for everyone in this room - 845 01:10:39,443 --> 01:10:42,612 is that I am scared. 846 01:10:42,738 --> 01:10:45,323 I'm barely holding my fudge right now. 847 01:10:45,491 --> 01:10:50,119 Stop acting like a goddamn schoolgirl, General, and pull yourself together. 848 01:10:50,246 --> 01:10:54,332 I'm glad someone has the balls to face facts. 849 01:11:00,965 --> 01:11:03,424 - Don't embarrass us. - Have I ever? 850 01:11:03,592 --> 01:11:06,844 Give me 30 minutes, then come in and mop up. 851 01:11:21,026 --> 01:11:23,069 Shut up! 852 01:11:34,206 --> 01:11:37,000 I've had enough of you, Penny Priddy! 853 01:11:42,589 --> 01:11:47,343 Well... Mrs Johnson, thank you. 854 01:11:47,428 --> 01:11:51,848 It's certainly food for thought. 855 01:11:52,016 --> 01:11:56,311 No answer at the Kremlin, sir. Just dead silence. 856 01:11:56,937 --> 01:11:59,647 Then I guess the moment is upon us. 857 01:11:59,773 --> 01:12:01,733 Here you go, Mr President. 858 01:12:01,817 --> 01:12:04,736 The Presidential Emergency Action Document. 859 01:12:04,820 --> 01:12:06,738 For your eyes only. 860 01:12:06,864 --> 01:12:08,906 John Hancock these, and Hail Mary. 861 01:12:09,033 --> 01:12:12,076 You know, on second thought, maybe we should think this through a bit more 862 01:12:12,202 --> 01:12:15,788 so that future generations of Americans will... 863 01:12:16,707 --> 01:12:17,915 Oh, wow. 864 01:12:19,918 --> 01:12:23,838 "Declaration of War: The Short Form." 865 01:12:38,479 --> 01:12:42,315 Bring that thing right through the gate. Straight ahead, straight ahead, come on. 866 01:12:45,944 --> 01:12:49,530 Blacks... are on this planet! 867 01:12:50,407 --> 01:12:53,451 Here, in New Jersey! 868 01:12:53,577 --> 01:12:56,996 Coming to destroy us! 869 01:12:57,164 --> 01:12:58,790 We must act! 870 01:12:58,916 --> 01:13:01,959 Escape or die! 871 01:13:02,920 --> 01:13:05,171 We must work faster 872 01:13:05,297 --> 01:13:09,050 to finish the great vehicle itself, 873 01:13:09,176 --> 01:13:13,763 so we can enter the Eighth Dimension 874 01:13:13,931 --> 01:13:18,017 and free our trapped comrades! 875 01:13:18,143 --> 01:13:21,104 So we can return home 876 01:13:21,271 --> 01:13:24,982 and seize power once again! 877 01:13:27,152 --> 01:13:31,614 - What is the greatest joy? - The joy of duty! 878 01:13:31,740 --> 01:13:36,494 - Louder! - The joy of duty! 879 01:13:36,662 --> 01:13:40,081 History is made at night. 880 01:13:40,207 --> 01:13:45,294 Character is what you are in the dark! 881 01:13:45,421 --> 01:13:48,714 We must work while the clock, she's ticking. 882 01:13:50,426 --> 01:13:55,012 - We hide, they seek! - Death to the Black Lectroids! 883 01:13:55,180 --> 01:13:58,224 - Where are we going? - Planet Ten! 884 01:13:58,350 --> 01:14:00,601 - When? - Real soon! 885 01:14:07,943 --> 01:14:11,487 Come on over here. Bring it this way! 886 01:14:14,450 --> 01:14:17,034 This way! 887 01:14:17,202 --> 01:14:18,995 Now park it. 888 01:14:20,539 --> 01:14:22,790 There's no overthruster! 889 01:14:26,086 --> 01:14:29,505 Get him here! Get him outta there! I wanna see his face! 890 01:14:31,300 --> 01:14:33,509 It's not here! 891 01:14:33,635 --> 01:14:36,721 Take him to the shock tower. 892 01:14:52,613 --> 01:14:56,199 The equations. Solve them. 893 01:14:56,283 --> 01:15:01,287 Enter your data on this keypad. And you better be right. 894 01:15:01,455 --> 01:15:05,458 The shock tower is a lie detector. 895 01:15:05,584 --> 01:15:09,003 Any falsehood triggers a brutal charge 896 01:15:09,129 --> 01:15:12,381 to your auditory meatus. 897 01:15:14,635 --> 01:15:17,178 - Open circuit. - So? 898 01:15:17,304 --> 01:15:21,516 You're not getting jack from me until you let Penny out of this junkyard. 899 01:15:21,642 --> 01:15:25,353 Curse you, Banzai! Don't you realise what are you saying? 900 01:15:25,479 --> 01:15:29,023 Your whole planet is gonna be destroyed and you sit here wasting time? 901 01:15:29,149 --> 01:15:31,692 Time? I got nothing but time. 902 01:15:35,364 --> 01:15:39,825 Sealed with a curse as sharp as a knife. 903 01:15:39,993 --> 01:15:43,871 Doomed is your soul and damned is your life. 904 01:15:45,040 --> 01:15:46,749 Buzz off. 905 01:15:49,545 --> 01:15:51,587 Bigbooty... 906 01:15:51,713 --> 01:15:54,173 more power to him. 907 01:15:54,341 --> 01:15:56,884 Bigbootè. 908 01:15:57,010 --> 01:15:59,971 I want my missing circuit, now! 909 01:16:33,630 --> 01:16:37,633 - Is there something I can help you with? - Is Buckaroo upstairs? 910 01:16:37,759 --> 01:16:40,511 Hello, Mr Secretary. 911 01:16:40,637 --> 01:16:41,721 Where is he? 912 01:16:43,765 --> 01:16:47,226 - That won't work either. - Porco Giuda! 913 01:16:49,271 --> 01:16:51,063 Hey, Banzai. 914 01:16:53,817 --> 01:16:56,444 Take a look at your girlfriend. 915 01:17:00,449 --> 01:17:03,534 Devo lavorare con persone idiota! 916 01:17:07,748 --> 01:17:12,710 She'll live... but only for a while. 917 01:17:12,878 --> 01:17:16,172 And she won't enjoy it. 918 01:17:16,298 --> 01:17:19,050 Only you can save her from a fate 919 01:17:19,176 --> 01:17:22,428 even worse than that of your friend, Mr Rawhide. 920 01:17:22,554 --> 01:17:26,265 Missing circuit's in your head, Whorfin. 921 01:17:26,391 --> 01:17:28,643 Bigbooty... 922 01:17:28,769 --> 01:17:31,187 activate your probes. 923 01:17:49,331 --> 01:17:53,000 Slow this sucker down. I'll handle these birds. 924 01:17:58,423 --> 01:18:03,427 You gentlemen have a telephone? You wanna jump on the horn and get Mr John Bigboot. 925 01:18:03,553 --> 01:18:04,887 It's Bigbootè. 926 01:18:05,013 --> 01:18:09,266 Oh, hell, if you wanna do anything nowadays, you gotta do it yourself. 927 01:18:09,393 --> 01:18:12,478 - What is your name? - John Yaya. 928 01:18:12,604 --> 01:18:15,981 John Yaya, huh? And you are? 929 01:18:16,108 --> 01:18:18,150 "John Small Berries." 930 01:18:39,172 --> 01:18:42,174 - He's down there. I feel it. - We're not... 931 01:18:51,518 --> 01:18:57,189 - It's a nest. - Birds nest. People don't nest. 932 01:18:57,315 --> 01:18:58,816 Red Lectroid. 933 01:19:22,549 --> 01:19:24,884 Don't touch it. It might be a bomb. 934 01:19:25,010 --> 01:19:26,260 Nah, it's a toy. 935 01:19:31,224 --> 01:19:34,894 - Sit down! - Sir? Hey, that area's restricted. 936 01:19:35,020 --> 01:19:38,439 Yeah? Not to me! 937 01:19:43,153 --> 01:19:48,365 This I know. This I know. And I love Whorfin too. 938 01:19:52,788 --> 01:19:55,664 - What is this place? - It's a bivouac. They sleep here. 939 01:19:55,791 --> 01:19:59,460 - Can they all shoot stingers? - You better believe it. 940 01:19:59,586 --> 01:20:01,754 - Lizardo. Which way? - Over there. 941 01:20:01,880 --> 01:20:04,423 - You sure? - Believe it. 942 01:20:04,549 --> 01:20:06,592 Just once. 943 01:20:41,294 --> 01:20:43,337 - Where? - Shh. 944 01:20:45,757 --> 01:20:48,133 What's going on? Where are we? 945 01:20:48,260 --> 01:20:51,011 It's a bivouac, man. They sleep here. 946 01:21:07,571 --> 01:21:09,655 What's happening? 947 01:21:09,823 --> 01:21:12,449 John Isaac, get the boy! Andiamo! 948 01:21:12,617 --> 01:21:16,245 Bigbooty! Go down to the pit. Kill the girl! 949 01:21:19,541 --> 01:21:21,375 Scooter! Where are you? 950 01:21:31,845 --> 01:21:34,722 Hey, somebody turn off that gosh dang klaxon! 951 01:21:34,848 --> 01:21:39,894 Work. Work. Work. 952 01:21:42,898 --> 01:21:45,107 There are monkey boys in the facility. 953 01:21:46,067 --> 01:21:47,276 You are secure. 954 01:21:48,361 --> 01:21:49,403 Do not panic. 955 01:21:52,824 --> 01:21:55,075 John Emdall must die. 956 01:21:56,202 --> 01:21:58,704 Lord Whorfin must live. 957 01:22:00,582 --> 01:22:04,877 Work. 958 01:22:33,907 --> 01:22:35,324 Sorry. I'm sorry. 959 01:22:35,450 --> 01:22:36,951 - Sidney. - Buckaroo! 960 01:22:37,077 --> 01:22:40,162 It's good to see you, pal. You got a pistol? 961 01:22:40,288 --> 01:22:42,206 Yeah. 962 01:22:44,709 --> 01:22:46,961 What are you gonna use? 963 01:22:48,046 --> 01:22:50,589 - Where are we? - I hate to tell you. 964 01:22:51,633 --> 01:22:54,009 Where are we going? 965 01:22:55,971 --> 01:22:58,013 This way. 966 01:23:06,815 --> 01:23:08,399 Get over here. 967 01:23:08,483 --> 01:23:12,486 Keep your noses to the grindstone. 968 01:23:12,654 --> 01:23:15,239 The greatest joy is the joy of duty. 969 01:23:16,449 --> 01:23:19,535 Work. Work. Work. 970 01:23:20,245 --> 01:23:23,664 Monkey boys are feeble. Lord Whorfin is supreme! 971 01:23:23,832 --> 01:23:29,586 Bigboot! Bigboot! Hold on a minute, I wanna talk to you. 972 01:23:30,463 --> 01:23:35,092 What the hell's the matter with you? You deaf? I said I wanna talk to you! 973 01:23:57,615 --> 01:23:59,742 Jesus! 974 01:24:00,118 --> 01:24:04,121 What the hell is going on here, Bigboot? Where's my bomber? 975 01:24:04,247 --> 01:24:09,376 Bigbootè. John O'Connor, put the slug on the track. 976 01:24:09,544 --> 01:24:12,463 I don't give a flying handshake what your name is! 977 01:24:12,589 --> 01:24:15,924 I'm here to see a bomber! This sure ain't it. 978 01:24:16,092 --> 01:24:19,636 Let's just go back upstairs to my office. 979 01:24:19,763 --> 01:24:22,139 Talk about this like two reasonable beings. 980 01:24:22,265 --> 01:24:25,684 You listen to me. Your private life, that's your own concern. 981 01:24:25,769 --> 01:24:30,147 But I'm here to see a bomber and I'm damn sure gonna see it now! 982 01:24:30,273 --> 01:24:34,401 Look at this place. Don't you have any pride? It looks like a damn pigsty! 983 01:24:35,945 --> 01:24:40,824 It's not my goddamn planet. Understand, monkey boy? 984 01:24:41,785 --> 01:24:45,370 - Let's get outta here, O'Connor. - But Whorfin said we could kill her. 985 01:25:15,819 --> 01:25:17,820 You owe me one, Buck. 986 01:25:25,495 --> 01:25:28,330 It's not over yet. 987 01:25:29,290 --> 01:25:32,376 I may be down but I'm not out. 988 01:25:38,508 --> 01:25:41,468 What is that? Don't pick it up. No. 989 01:25:44,973 --> 01:25:46,598 Penny. 990 01:25:47,809 --> 01:25:49,726 How's she doing? 991 01:25:49,811 --> 01:25:52,813 - I don't know. - There's no overthruster. 992 01:25:52,981 --> 01:25:54,606 - Buckaroo Banzai! - What? 993 01:25:54,732 --> 01:25:57,192 There is little time! 994 01:25:57,318 --> 01:26:01,238 You better come quickly if your planet is still important to you. 995 01:26:01,406 --> 01:26:04,867 Leave her to me. You take care of business. 996 01:26:05,743 --> 01:26:07,411 Thanks. 997 01:26:07,537 --> 01:26:09,621 - Go. Go. - Right. 998 01:26:12,584 --> 01:26:16,086 - Where's Buckaroo Banzai? - He's flown the coop. 999 01:26:16,212 --> 01:26:17,963 - Is the girl dead? - Yes! 1000 01:26:18,089 --> 01:26:20,966 Then sound the call to board the ship. 1001 01:26:21,092 --> 01:26:23,760 Without the crucial missing circuit, we'll never make it! 1002 01:26:23,887 --> 01:26:28,182 They're only monkey boys! We can still crush them here on Earth, Lord Whorfin! 1003 01:26:28,308 --> 01:26:31,268 No. It's time to go home. 1004 01:26:31,394 --> 01:26:35,147 Bigbooty, you carry my overthruster. 1005 01:26:35,273 --> 01:26:38,233 John O'Connor... 1006 01:26:38,401 --> 01:26:40,819 you stick by my side. 1007 01:26:48,578 --> 01:26:53,665 The great vehicle itself is now in final boarding state. 1008 01:26:53,791 --> 01:26:56,293 What is that? 1009 01:26:57,170 --> 01:27:01,256 It's a troop ship. Lord Whorfin. 1010 01:27:06,429 --> 01:27:09,765 Massacre them without quarter! 1011 01:27:25,990 --> 01:27:31,411 Tell the flight attendants to close the doors and prepare for a crosscheck. 1012 01:27:41,089 --> 01:27:46,760 If you are not inside the great vehicle itself, you have missed the boat. 1013 01:27:49,347 --> 01:27:54,309 We are go for launch. Do not obstruct the great vehicle. 1014 01:27:56,187 --> 01:27:58,063 Do not take to the floor. 1015 01:27:58,189 --> 01:28:02,025 Lord Whorfin will return for all those left behind. 1016 01:28:02,151 --> 01:28:07,572 Clear the great vehicle. Voltage is rising. Electromagnetic field is rising. 1017 01:28:13,288 --> 01:28:16,373 John O'Connor! Install my overthruster! 1018 01:28:16,499 --> 01:28:19,918 ...all carry-on baggage overhead and secure. 1019 01:28:20,044 --> 01:28:22,170 Electromagnetic field... 1020 01:28:22,297 --> 01:28:27,301 - What is this? - It looks like one of our thermopods. 1021 01:28:27,427 --> 01:28:29,469 But it's a very bad design. 1022 01:28:31,597 --> 01:28:37,477 Your tray tables are secure, and your seat backs in the full upright position. 1023 01:28:37,603 --> 01:28:40,814 Your overthruster is in place, Lord Whorfin. 1024 01:28:40,940 --> 01:28:43,191 It won't work! It won't work! 1025 01:28:43,318 --> 01:28:46,403 Shut up, John Bigbooty, you coward! 1026 01:28:46,529 --> 01:28:50,157 You're the weakest individual I ever know! 1027 01:28:51,242 --> 01:28:53,285 We are cooking. Over. 1028 01:28:54,912 --> 01:28:59,124 Get away from that, boy, or I'll drink your blood! 1029 01:29:01,711 --> 01:29:05,380 What you got there, son? That's not real, is it? 1030 01:29:08,384 --> 01:29:09,259 Get 'em up. 1031 01:29:09,385 --> 01:29:14,306 H2 tank pressurisation, OK. We're go for launch. 1032 01:29:14,390 --> 01:29:20,354 John Many Jars, establish overthruster beam red. Over. Activate oscillator. 1033 01:29:21,481 --> 01:29:25,067 Pace accelerator's shorting out! 1034 01:29:25,193 --> 01:29:28,028 John O'Connor! My overthruster! 1035 01:29:36,829 --> 01:29:40,540 Wait! Don't leave! Don't leave! 1036 01:29:40,666 --> 01:29:43,543 This is vacuum cylinder three. 1037 01:29:49,884 --> 01:29:53,512 If he can't connect the dots, they never gonna penetrate. 1038 01:29:56,516 --> 01:30:01,103 Cabin fluid valves were closed. Problem is corrected. Over. 1039 01:30:01,270 --> 01:30:02,270 What is that? 1040 01:30:02,397 --> 01:30:05,774 Is OK. No worry. Is an insulating liquid. 1041 01:30:05,900 --> 01:30:08,485 Full speed ahead! 1042 01:30:08,611 --> 01:30:12,364 May I remind you to fasten your seat belts 1043 01:30:12,490 --> 01:30:15,409 and extinguish all smoking material. 1044 01:30:15,576 --> 01:30:19,204 We haven't a chance! Your overthruster's for shit! 1045 01:30:19,330 --> 01:30:21,915 One more word out of you, Bigbooty... 1046 01:30:22,041 --> 01:30:25,293 Bigbootè! Tè! Tè! 1047 01:30:27,630 --> 01:30:31,716 Welcome aboard, Banzai. You're next. 1048 01:30:33,886 --> 01:30:36,096 Let's go home. 1049 01:30:44,105 --> 01:30:46,690 The wall is softening. 1050 01:30:48,317 --> 01:30:51,945 - Inertial overtones obtaining command. - Oh, no. 1051 01:31:04,292 --> 01:31:09,629 Danger! Danger! We do not have crossover. Negative mass is spreading. 1052 01:31:16,554 --> 01:31:20,807 We're not in the Eighth Dimension. We are over New Jersey. 1053 01:31:20,975 --> 01:31:22,726 All is not lost... 1054 01:31:22,852 --> 01:31:25,520 Stand by to incinerate Smolensk. 1055 01:31:26,814 --> 01:31:28,190 Jettison! 1056 01:31:28,316 --> 01:31:32,152 So sorry, gentlemen, but I must dump the excess baggage. 1057 01:31:37,116 --> 01:31:40,035 Arrivederci, Banzai! 1058 01:31:41,746 --> 01:31:46,291 - Where's the power? - I'm a diplomat! I failed flight school. 1059 01:31:46,751 --> 01:31:48,877 What do we do, jump-start it? 1060 01:32:15,196 --> 01:32:18,281 Rocket stabiliser. 1061 01:32:18,449 --> 01:32:20,492 What this? 1062 01:32:22,411 --> 01:32:24,454 Looks like a gun. 1063 01:32:29,460 --> 01:32:31,795 John Parker, take this wheel. 1064 01:32:35,091 --> 01:32:38,969 Right, just... just hold onto that. It flies like a truck. 1065 01:32:39,095 --> 01:32:41,054 Good. What is a truck? 1066 01:32:41,138 --> 01:32:45,225 Electric beam is fine, Lord Whorfin. 1067 01:33:06,289 --> 01:33:08,456 Thermopod on our tail. Over. 1068 01:33:08,583 --> 01:33:12,127 Banzai! Oh, so you wanna play games? 1069 01:33:12,253 --> 01:33:17,340 - Let's just stabilise her? - Wanna play hide-and-seek? Huh? 1070 01:33:17,466 --> 01:33:23,179 OK. OK. Start left. Go left. More, more, more, more. Left, left. Left! I said left! 1071 01:33:23,306 --> 01:33:26,057 - This is left! - I mean my left. Go your right. 1072 01:33:26,183 --> 01:33:27,434 Go. 1073 01:33:27,518 --> 01:33:29,894 Feet, do your stuff! 1074 01:33:30,021 --> 01:33:31,980 Faster! He's gaining. 1075 01:33:32,148 --> 01:33:37,736 More, more, more. Lock in, lock in, lock in. Now dive, dive, dive, dive, dive. 1076 01:33:37,862 --> 01:33:40,739 Whorfin... sayonara. 1077 01:33:42,992 --> 01:33:48,747 Banzai! I'll see you in hell! 1078 01:33:50,124 --> 01:33:52,334 We've got him! 1079 01:33:53,210 --> 01:33:55,670 - Pull up! - It's stuck! 1080 01:34:02,345 --> 01:34:04,721 John Whorfin... destroyed. 1081 01:34:06,182 --> 01:34:08,391 Deactivate particle beam. 1082 01:34:08,517 --> 01:34:12,854 Tracking 0-0-0. 1083 01:34:59,610 --> 01:35:01,528 I thought you bought it. 1084 01:35:01,654 --> 01:35:04,072 - Yeah, me too. Where's Penny? - At the bus. 1085 01:35:04,240 --> 01:35:06,324 New Jersey helped me bring her back. 1086 01:35:06,450 --> 01:35:09,035 - How is she? - He said he'd pull her through. 1087 01:35:09,161 --> 01:35:11,955 Quite a guy, if you want my opinion. 1088 01:35:12,915 --> 01:35:14,541 You give me that gizmo 1089 01:35:14,667 --> 01:35:20,171 and I'll give you a brand new crisp $20 bill. Huh? 1090 01:35:21,632 --> 01:35:25,885 - All right, I'll tell you what... - Hey, Scooter! Fall in. 1091 01:35:31,183 --> 01:35:34,060 This what you're looking for, Buckaroo? 1092 01:35:35,396 --> 01:35:40,024 - Scooter... you got his job. - All right! 1093 01:35:40,151 --> 01:35:43,278 - Wanna ride with me in the jet car? - Wow! You know. 1094 01:35:43,487 --> 01:35:45,739 But I have to ask my dad first. 1095 01:35:46,407 --> 01:35:49,284 OK, you ask your dad, I'll wash up. 1096 01:35:53,748 --> 01:35:55,373 Aw. 1097 01:36:01,130 --> 01:36:03,173 I did all I could. 1098 01:36:06,510 --> 01:36:10,597 Buckaroo, President's on line one. Calling about is everything OK with the alien space cloud, 1099 01:36:10,723 --> 01:36:13,057 or should he go ahead and destroy Russia? 1100 01:36:13,184 --> 01:36:16,102 Tell him yes on one and no on two. 1101 01:36:17,396 --> 01:36:20,857 Which was "yes"? To destroy Russia or number two? 1102 01:37:24,547 --> 01:37:26,172 Penny. 1103 01:37:40,396 --> 01:37:42,438 Careful. 1104 01:37:45,067 --> 01:37:47,110 You're all right. 1105 01:37:50,489 --> 01:37:52,657 You look awful. 1106 01:37:52,783 --> 01:37:57,912 You don't exactly light up a party yourself... Penny Priddy. 1107 01:38:09,425 --> 01:38:12,093 So what? Big deal! 1108 01:38:17,182 --> 01:38:20,894 WATCH FOR THE NEXT ADVENTURE OF BUCKAROO BANZAI 1109 01:38:21,020 --> 01:38:26,274 BUCKAROO BANZAI AGAINST THE WORLD CRIME LEAGUE 90465

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