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All right!
I'm moving my infantry division.
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Augmented by bataillon of orcs
from Lord of the Rings.
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We flank the Tennessee volunteers
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and the North, once again,
wins the battle of Gettysburg.
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Not so fast!
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Remember, the South still has
two infantry divisions,
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plus Superman and Godzilla.
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No, orcs are magic. Superman
is vulnerable to magic.
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Not to mention you already lost Godzilla
to the Illinois cavalry and Hulk.
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Why don't you just have Robert E. Lee
charge the line with Shiva and Ganesh?
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- You guys ready to order?
- Hang on, honey.
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Shiva and Ganesh,
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the Hindu gods,
against the entire Union army?
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And orcs.
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I'll be back.
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Excuse me.
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Ganesh is the Remover of Obstacles
and Shiva is the Destroyer.
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When the smoke clears,
Abraham Lincoln will be speaking Hindi
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and drinking mint juleps.
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My boss says you have to either order
or leave and never come back.
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What do you recommend for someone
who worked up a man-sized appetite
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from a morning of weight training
and cardio funk?
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A shower.
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I'll take the Heart Smart platter.
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All right, thank you,
and Sheldon?
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We don't eat here.
I don't know what's good.
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- It's all good.
- Statistically unlikely.
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Just get a hamburger.
You like hamburgers.
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I like hamburgers
where we usually have them.
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You can't make the assumption
that I'll like them here.
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I'm sorry.
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- Give him a hamburger.
- Which one?
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The Classic Burger,
the Ranch House Burger,
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the Barbecue Burger,
or the Kobe Burger?
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Can't we just go to Big Boy?
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They only have one burger...
the Big Boy.
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The Barbecue Burger's like the Big Boy.
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Excuse me, in a world
that already includes a Big Boy,
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why would I settle for
something like a Big Boy?
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Because you're not at Big Boy!
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- Fine, I'll have the Barbecue Burger.
- Make it two.
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Waitresses don't yell at you
at Big Boy.
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Hey, Leonard.
Hi, guys.
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Hi, Leslie.
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I didn't know you ate here.
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We don't.
This is a disturbing aberration.
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Leslie, this is Penny.
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She lives across the hall
from Sheldon and me.
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And walks in quiet beauty
like the night.
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Howard, I've asked you not to do that.
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Leslie and I do research together
at the university.
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Wow, a girl scientist.
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Yep, come for the breasts,
stay for the brains.
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Glad I ran into you.
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The Physics Department string quartet
needs a new cellist.
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What happened to Elliot Wong?
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He switched over
to high-energy radiation research,
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had a little mishap,
and now the other guys
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are uncomfortable sitting next to him.
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- You're in?
- Yeah, sure, why not?
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Great, we rehearse
on Tuesdays at your place.
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Why at my place?
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Department of Energy said
our regular space is kind of a hot zone.
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- Nice meeting you.
- Yeah, you, too.
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I didn't know you played the cello.
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Yeah, my parents felt
that naming me Leonard
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and putting me
in Advanced Placement classes
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wasn't getting me beaten up enough.
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If you're into music,
I happen to be a human beatbox.
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Really?
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I'm actually not that into music.
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Your friend's really cute.
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Anything going on with you two?
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Leslie?
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No, no.
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- What, are you kidding?
- He asked her out once.
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It was an embarrassing failure.
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- Thank you, Sheldon.
- I'm sorry.
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Was that supposed to be a secret?
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That's too bad.
You guys'd make a cute couple.
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Oh, dear.
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- What's the matter?
- She didn't take my order.
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How can she take your order
when you're too neurotic to talk to her?
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Nevertheless,
this will be reflected in her tip.
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What did Penny mean,
"You'd make a cute couple?"
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I assume she meant
the two of you together
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would constitute a couple
that others might consider cute.
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An alternate and somewhat
less likely interpretation
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is that you could manufacture one.
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As in, "Look, Leonard and Leslie
made Mr. and Mrs. Goldfarb.
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Aren't they adorable?"
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If Penny didn't know
that Leslie had turned me down,
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then it would unambiguously mean
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that she, Penny, thought
I should ask her, Leslie, out,
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indicating that she had no interest
in me asking her, Penny, out.
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But, because she did know
that I had asked Leslie out
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and that she, Leslie,
had turned me down, then she, Penny,
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could be offering consolation.
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"That's too bad,
you would have made a cute couple,"
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but while thinking: "Good,
Leonard remains available."
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You're a lucky man, Leonard.
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- How so?
- You're talking to one of the three men
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in the Western hemisphere capable
of following that train of thought.
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Well, what do you think?
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I said I could follow it.
I didn't say I care.
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Season 1 Episode 5:
The Hamburger Postulate
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I admire your fingering.
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Thank you.
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Maybe sometime you can try that
on my instrument.
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- G'night, guys. Good job.
- Thanks.
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See you next week.
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- That was fun. Thanks for including me.
- You're welcome.
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If you're up for it, we could practice
that middle section again.
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Sure, why not?
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Just so we're clear,
you understand
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that me hanging back
to practice with you
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is a pretext for letting you know
that I'm sexually available.
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Really?
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Yeah, I'm good to go.
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I thought you weren't interested in me.
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That was before I saw you handling
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that beautiful piece
of wood between your legs.
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You mean my cello?
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No, I mean the obvious,
crude, double entendre.
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I'm seducing you.
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No kidding.
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What can I say?
I'm a passionate and impulsive woman.
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So how about it?
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Is it the waitress?
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What about her?
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I thought I saw your pupils
dilate when you looked at her.
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Which, unless you're a heroin addict,
points to sexual attraction.
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I did have a poppy seed bagel
for breakfast.
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Which could cause a positive
urine test for opiates,
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but certainly not dilate my pupils.
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So I guess there was no point
in bringing it up.
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You and the waitress then.
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No... no.
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There's nothing going on
between Penny and me.
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So you're open
to a sexual relationship?
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Yeah, yeah, I guess I am.
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- Good.
- Yeah, it is. It is good.
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Did you want to start now?
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Why don't we finish
the section first?
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A little musical foreplay.
Terrific.
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I'm good to go.
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Me, too.
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Hey, Sheldon.
What's going on?
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I need your opinion
on a matter of semiotics.
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I'm sorry?
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Semiotics.
The study of signs and symbols.
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It's a branch of philosophy
related to linguistics.
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Okay, sweetie, I know you think
you're explaing yourself,
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but you're really not.
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Just come with me.
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- Well?
- Well, what?
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What does it mean?
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Oh, come on,
you went to college.
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Yes, but I was 11.
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All right, look,
a tie on the doorknob usually means
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someone doesn't want to be disturbed
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because, they're...
you know, gettin' busy.
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So you're saying Leonard
has a girl in there?
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Well, either that
or he's lost his tie rack
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and gotten really into Bryan Adams.
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Oh, Leonard, you magnificent beast.
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We really shouldn't be standing here.
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This is very awkward.
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Oh, come on, Leonard's had
girls over before, right?
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Yes, but there's usually planning,
courtship, advance notice...
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Last time, I was able to book a cruise
to the Arctic to see a solar eclipse.
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You had to leave the state
because your roommate was having sex?
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I didn't have to.
The dates just happened to coincide.
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So, do you know who's in there?
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Well, there's Leonard.
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And he's either with Leslie Winkle
or a 1930s gangster.
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Good for him.
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Good for Leonard.
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Okay, g'night.
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No, no, wait, hold on.
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What's the matter?
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I don't know what the protocol is here.
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Do I stay? Do I leave?
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Do I wait to greet them
with a refreshing beverage?
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You're asking the wrong girl.
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I'm usually
on the other side of the tie.
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Hi, Leonard?
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It's me, Sheldon...
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In the living room.
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I just... I wanted you
to know I saw the tie.
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Message received.
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You're welcome.
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You carry on.
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Give my best to Leslie.
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Big Boy...
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Someone touched my board.
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Oh, God, my board!
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Hey, what's the matter?
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My equations, someone's tampered
with my equations.
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- Are you sure?
- Of course I am.
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Look at the beta function
of quantum chromodynamics.
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The sign's been changed.
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Oh, yeah.
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But doesn't that fix the problem
you've been having?
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Are you insane?
Are you out of your mind?
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Are you-- Look!
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That fixes the problem
I've been having.
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You're welcome.
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You did this?
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I noticed it when I got up
to get a glass of water. So I fixed it.
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Now you can show that quarks are
asymptotically free at high energies.
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Pretty cool, huh?
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"Cool"?
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Listen, I've got to get to the lab.
Thanks for a great night.
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Thank you.
I'll see you at work.
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Hold on. Hold on!
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- What?
- Who told you you could touch my board?
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No one.
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I don't come into your house
and touch your board.
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There are no incorrect equations
on my board.
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Oh, that is so...
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so...
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Sorry, I've got to run. If you come up
with an adjective, text me.
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Inconsiderate.
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That is the adjective,
"inconsiderate. "
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You can stare at your board all day.
She's still going to be right.
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I'm not staring, I'm hauling.
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So...
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how's it going?
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Pretty good.
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Just pretty good?
I'd think you were doing very good.
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Pretty, very...
there's really no objective scale
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for delineating variations of "good."
Why do you ask?
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Well, a little bird told me
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that you and Leslie
hooked up last night.
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So, is it serious?
Do you like her?
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I don't...
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That's really two different questions.
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I'm not...
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Sheldon, we have to go!
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You're wound awfully tight for a man
who's just had sexual intercourse.
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All right, I'll talk to you later,
but I am so happy for you.
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Thank you.
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What did she mean
she's happy for me?
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Is she happy that
I'm seeing someone?
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Or is she happy because
she thinks that I am?
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Because anyone who cared for someone
would want them to be happy.
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Even if the reason for their happiness
made the first person unhappy.
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Because the second person,
though happy,
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is now romantically unavailable
to the first person.
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Do you realize I may have to share
a Nobel Prize with your booty call?
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You know what?
59
00:14:55,500 --> 00:14:56,900
I'm being ridiculous.
60
00:14:57,900 --> 00:14:59,600
Who cares what Penny thinks?
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Leslie is a terrific girl.
She's attractive.
62
00:15:02,300 --> 00:15:04,800
We like each other.
She's extremely intelligent...
63
00:15:04,900 --> 00:15:07,700
- She's not that intelligent.
- She fixed your equation.
64
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,900
- She got lucky.
- You don't believe in luck.
65
00:15:10,100 --> 00:15:12,600
I don't have to believe
in it for her to be lucky.
66
00:15:13,700 --> 00:15:16,500
Regardless, I have a chance
at a real relationship with Leslie.
67
00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:18,000
I'm not going to pass that up
68
00:15:18,100 --> 00:15:20,300
for some hypothetical future
of happiness with a woman
69
00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:22,900
who may or may not
want me to be happy,
70
00:15:23,100 --> 00:15:25,800
with a woman who is
currently making me happy.
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I still don't care.
72
00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:43,800
Careful, Leonard. Liquid nitrogen,
320 degrees below zero.
73
00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:55,000
Why are you smashing
a flash-frozen banana?
74
00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:58,300
Because I got a bowl of Cheerios
and I couldn't find a knife.
75
00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:01,400
So anyway...
76
00:16:02,900 --> 00:16:03,900
Hello.
77
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,100
What are you doing?
78
00:16:08,900 --> 00:16:10,400
Just extending the intimacy.
79
00:16:10,900 --> 00:16:13,000
Do you want to slip over
to the radiation lab
80
00:16:13,300 --> 00:16:15,500
and share a decontamination shower?
81
00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:22,800
What exactly do you think's
going on between us?
82
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:27,700
I'm not sure, but I think I'm about
to discover how the banana felt.
83
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:34,500
Listen,
neither of us are neuroscientists,
84
00:16:34,700 --> 00:16:36,600
but we both understand
the biochemistry of sex.
85
00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:38,200
I mean, dopamine in our brains
86
00:16:38,300 --> 00:16:40,300
is released across synapses,
causing pleasure.
87
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:43,000
You stick electrodes in a rat's brain,
give him an orgasm button,
88
00:16:43,100 --> 00:16:45,200
he'll push that thing
until he starves to death.
89
00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:47,800
Well, who wouldn't?
90
00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:50,300
Well, the only difference
between us and the rat
91
00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,700
is that you can't stick an
electrode in our hypothalamus.
92
00:16:52,900 --> 00:16:54,300
That's where you come in.
93
00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:59,200
Yeah, well, I'm just glad
to be a part of it.
94
00:17:00,700 --> 00:17:01,800
So what happens now?
95
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:05,600
I don't know about your sex drive,
but I'm probably good till New Year's.
96
00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:12,700
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
97
00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:17,900
You want to make plans for New Year's?
98
00:17:18,100 --> 00:17:19,500
Please.
You're smothering me.
99
00:17:22,700 --> 00:17:24,300
Look. It's Dr. Stud!
100
00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:27,400
Dr. What?
101
00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:30,200
The blogosphere is a-buzzin'
with news of you and Leslie Winkle
102
00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:32,600
making eine kleine
bang-bang musik.
103
00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:35,900
How did it get on the Internet?
104
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,200
I put it there.
105
00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:39,900
How did you know about it?
106
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:41,600
A little bird told us.
107
00:17:42,900 --> 00:17:45,400
Apparently,
you are a magnificent beast.
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00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:49,900
That part's true.
1
00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:58,800
I think I may have
misjudged this restaurant.
2
00:17:59,100 --> 00:18:01,100
- No kidding.
- I don't want to go out on a limb,
3
00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:04,200
but I think we may be looking
at my new Tuesday hamburger.
4
00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:08,500
Your old Tuesday hamburger
will be so brokenhearted.
5
00:18:10,100 --> 00:18:12,800
Way ahead of you. I was thinking
of moving Big Boy to Thursdays,
6
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,800
and just dropping Souplantation.
7
00:18:16,300 --> 00:18:17,300
Really?
8
00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:20,800
The name always confused me anyway.
Souplantation.
9
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,600
You can't grow soup.
10
00:18:26,100 --> 00:18:27,800
So, how's everything?
11
00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:31,000
Terrific. You'll be happy to know
that I plan to come here
12
00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:33,100
every Tuesday night
for the foreseeable future.
13
00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:34,200
Really?
14
00:18:36,900 --> 00:18:39,600
Who do I speak to about
permanently reserving this table?
15
00:18:40,700 --> 00:18:42,800
I don't know...
A psychiatrist?
16
00:18:44,900 --> 00:18:45,900
So, hey,
17
00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:48,800
how are things with you and Leslie?
18
00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:52,400
To be honest, I don't think
it's going to work out.
19
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,300
Oh, that's too bad.
20
00:18:55,700 --> 00:18:56,900
Hey, don't worry.
21
00:18:57,100 --> 00:19:00,300
I'm sure there's someone out there
who's just right for you.
22
00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:05,000
What did she mean by that?!
23
00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:08,100
Was that just a generic platitude,
24
00:19:08,300 --> 00:19:10,200
or was that a subtle bid
for attention?
25
00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:15,300
You know why this hamburger
surpasses the Big Boy?
26
00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:19,200
This is a single-decker hamburger,
whereas the Big Boy is a double-decker.
27
00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:22,600
This has a much more satisfying
meat-to-bun-to-condiment ratio.
28
00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:25,700
Are you even listening to me?
29
00:19:25,900 --> 00:19:29,600
Of course, I'm listening.
Blah, blah, hopeless Penny delusion...
30
00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:33,400
Okay, then.
31
00:19:35,900 --> 00:19:38,600
You know, you can grow
the ingredients for soup.
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