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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,224 --> 00:00:17,100 [knock on door] 2 00:00:17,183 --> 00:00:20,937 ["Piano Concerto No. 4 in G Major, Op. 58: III. Rondo: Vivace" playing] 3 00:00:21,210 --> 00:00:22,772 ["Gotta Get Up" overlapping] 4 00:00:40,832 --> 00:00:41,833 [knocking on door] 5 00:00:41,916 --> 00:00:43,418 ♪ Gotta get up, gotta get out ♪ 6 00:00:43,501 --> 00:00:45,450 [knocking on door continues] 7 00:00:46,254 --> 00:00:48,423 ♪ What if I'm late? Got a big date ♪ 8 00:00:48,506 --> 00:00:51,885 ♪ Gotta get home before the sun comes up ♪ 9 00:00:51,968 --> 00:00:52,886 ♪ Up and away... ♪ 10 00:00:52,969 --> 00:00:53,969 Hey! 11 00:00:54,120 --> 00:00:55,120 ♪ Sorry, can't stay... ♪ 12 00:00:55,550 --> 00:00:56,550 Glasses! 13 00:00:56,765 --> 00:00:58,266 - Hey! - Hey. 14 00:00:58,349 --> 00:00:59,559 Smoking. 15 00:00:59,642 --> 00:01:02,312 ♪ I gotta let the people know I'm gonna be late... ♪ 16 00:01:03,313 --> 00:01:04,230 Come on.[gasps] 17 00:01:04,314 --> 00:01:05,356 Fishes! 18 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:07,250 Hey! [laughs] 19 00:01:07,108 --> 00:01:08,193 [man] What's up? 20 00:01:08,276 --> 00:01:11,488 Oh, my God, there's a jacket. So cool, that jacket! 21 00:01:12,300 --> 00:01:14,115 - Hey. - You all right? Hey! 22 00:01:14,199 --> 00:01:15,658 [man] I love you, baby. 23 00:01:15,742 --> 00:01:18,828 - [Nadia] You're so great. - Hey, happy birthday. 24 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:20,205 Hey! 25 00:01:20,288 --> 00:01:21,915 Yeah! Yeah! 26 00:01:21,998 --> 00:01:24,250 High five! Yeah, high five! 27 00:01:24,334 --> 00:01:26,753 [gasps] Hi! How are ya? 28 00:01:27,128 --> 00:01:29,470 Whoops! [laughs] 29 00:01:30,465 --> 00:01:31,465 Hey. 30 00:01:32,550 --> 00:01:33,927 Hi. Hi. 31 00:01:35,428 --> 00:01:37,305 [Maxine] Sweet birthday baby. 32 00:01:37,388 --> 00:01:39,724 Maxine. Come here. 33 00:01:39,808 --> 00:01:42,560 I fucking love you so much. 34 00:01:42,644 --> 00:01:45,630 Ooh, I love you, too. What's up with you? 35 00:01:45,146 --> 00:01:46,147 I got to split. 36 00:01:46,231 --> 00:01:47,774 ♪ Gotta get home Pick up the phone ♪ 37 00:01:47,857 --> 00:01:49,150 What the fuck? 38 00:01:49,234 --> 00:01:51,402 - I got to go find Alan. - Oh, Alan, of course. 39 00:01:51,486 --> 00:01:54,300 - Do you know Alan? - No, I don't and I'm your best friend. 40 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:56,116 I put together this party for you and your friends, 41 00:01:56,199 --> 00:01:57,617 and you're just gonna leave? 42 00:01:57,700 --> 00:01:59,786 Co-dependently speaking, I'd love to lie to you 43 00:01:59,869 --> 00:02:01,349 and tell you I'll be back in an hour, 44 00:02:01,412 --> 00:02:04,400 but I think our friendship can handle me being honest with you. 45 00:02:04,749 --> 00:02:06,668 ♪ Gotta get home Pick up the phone ♪ 46 00:02:06,751 --> 00:02:09,337 - ♪ Gotta let the people know... ♪ - Don't leave. 47 00:02:13,383 --> 00:02:14,384 Huh. 48 00:02:15,218 --> 00:02:18,596 ♪ Down by the sea She knew a sailor who had been to war ♪ 49 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:19,681 [both laugh] 50 00:02:19,764 --> 00:02:21,808 ♪ She never knew a sailor before ♪ 51 00:02:21,891 --> 00:02:24,769 ♪ She never even knew his name... ♪ 52 00:02:24,853 --> 00:02:28,189 What the fuck is wrong with you? What the fuck? 53 00:02:28,690 --> 00:02:29,899 [Maxine] Oh. 54 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:31,670 Why did you do that to me? 55 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:32,277 I don't know. 56 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:34,696 I'll get you a shirt. If you want, you can still go. 57 00:02:34,779 --> 00:02:35,780 Okay. 58 00:02:37,282 --> 00:02:39,284 ♪ Gotta get up, gotta get out ♪ 59 00:02:39,367 --> 00:02:42,579 ♪ Gotta get home Before the morning comes ♪ 60 00:02:42,662 --> 00:02:44,747 ♪ What if I'm late? Got a big date ♪ 61 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:48,100 ♪ Gotta get home before the sun comes up ♪ 62 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:50,545 ♪ Up and away, got a big day Sorry, can't stay... ♪ 63 00:02:50,628 --> 00:02:51,629 It's back. 64 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:53,339 It's all back. 65 00:02:53,423 --> 00:02:55,758 ♪ Gotta get home, pick up the phone ♪ 66 00:02:55,842 --> 00:02:56,842 Please? 67 00:02:57,427 --> 00:03:01,550 Please, please, please, please, please? Please? Please? 68 00:03:03,141 --> 00:03:04,726 Please, please, please, please? 69 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:06,560 Yes! 70 00:03:07,979 --> 00:03:08,979 Yes! 71 00:03:09,647 --> 00:03:10,647 [exhales] 72 00:03:11,441 --> 00:03:12,692 I miss you, little buddy. 73 00:03:13,151 --> 00:03:14,277 We fucking cracked it. 74 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:15,445 [chuckles] 75 00:03:17,238 --> 00:03:18,865 I want to give you extra to celebrate, 76 00:03:18,948 --> 00:03:22,202 but we know that would swell your swim bladder and kill you, so... 77 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:24,454 I gotta go find Nadia. 78 00:03:24,996 --> 00:03:27,457 [Maxine] What's wrong? You hate that shirt? Too much pirate? 79 00:03:27,540 --> 00:03:28,540 It looks good. 80 00:03:29,167 --> 00:03:32,300 Max, I can't go down those fucking stairs. I'm scared I could die. 81 00:03:32,860 --> 00:03:34,339 Don't be crazy. You're fine. You can do it. 82 00:03:34,839 --> 00:03:35,839 Come on. 83 00:03:37,342 --> 00:03:38,968 Hey, Mike. Good to see you're back. 84 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:40,821 - I'm on the phone. - And you're still a dick. 85 00:03:40,845 --> 00:03:42,597 Nadia, take my hand. 86 00:03:44,307 --> 00:03:45,307 Take it. 87 00:03:46,476 --> 00:03:47,476 Take it. 88 00:03:48,269 --> 00:03:49,729 Let's go down together. 89 00:04:02,325 --> 00:04:04,770 - Oh, whoa, sorry. - Sorry. 90 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:05,160 Hi. 91 00:04:05,620 --> 00:04:07,705 I haven't noticed you before. Are you always here? 92 00:04:07,789 --> 00:04:10,250 - [laughs] I think so. - [Alan] Yeah. 93 00:04:10,333 --> 00:04:11,584 [both laugh nervously] 94 00:04:11,668 --> 00:04:13,169 All right, well, I'll see you around. 95 00:04:14,504 --> 00:04:15,504 See you around. 96 00:04:19,133 --> 00:04:19,968 [sighs] 97 00:04:20,510 --> 00:04:21,177 [beeping] 98 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:22,261 [Nadia] Come on, man. 99 00:04:22,762 --> 00:04:23,888 Come on. 100 00:04:23,972 --> 00:04:26,349 Fucking open the fucking door. 101 00:04:27,433 --> 00:04:28,893 Fucking A, man. 102 00:04:34,357 --> 00:04:37,260 Hey! Hey, can you let me in? 103 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:39,195 I'm Alan Zaveri's friend. 104 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:40,279 No. 105 00:04:52,375 --> 00:04:53,375 Hey. 106 00:04:54,460 --> 00:04:56,254 This is a no smoking building. 107 00:04:56,671 --> 00:04:59,132 Fuck, how'd you move that quick? What are you, a White Walker? 108 00:04:59,215 --> 00:05:00,717 Will you put this goddamn thing out? 109 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:04,470 My wife smoked a lot, and she died of cancer. 110 00:05:05,346 --> 00:05:07,640 - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - Put it out, please. 111 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:09,183 Listen, listen, listen. 112 00:05:09,559 --> 00:05:10,560 Between you and me, 113 00:05:10,643 --> 00:05:13,730 I have recently encountered death numerous times, 114 00:05:13,813 --> 00:05:15,773 and I come bearing some good news. 115 00:05:16,607 --> 00:05:20,153 Life is like a box of timelines. You feel me? 116 00:05:20,236 --> 00:05:21,321 No. 117 00:05:21,404 --> 00:05:23,406 I don't understand what you mean. 118 00:05:23,489 --> 00:05:26,534 Suffice to say that while yes, on this plane, 119 00:05:26,617 --> 00:05:29,120 your wife is dead and smoking kills, 120 00:05:29,203 --> 00:05:31,414 somewhere she is alive and well 121 00:05:31,497 --> 00:05:33,875 sipping a mai tai on a beach, uh... 122 00:05:33,958 --> 00:05:37,300 on horseback, smoking a cigarette, maybe with Fabio. 123 00:05:37,860 --> 00:05:38,755 [laughs] 124 00:05:39,130 --> 00:05:40,131 No Fabio. 125 00:05:40,506 --> 00:05:42,842 God, you're making me jealous. 126 00:05:42,925 --> 00:05:45,530 He's a very attractive man, Fabio. 127 00:05:45,136 --> 00:05:46,262 You're still smoking. 128 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:48,264 - You're not gonna let me in, are you? - No. 129 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:50,475 Don't be mad. You're very nice, though. 130 00:05:50,558 --> 00:05:51,642 Thank you. 131 00:05:51,726 --> 00:05:53,936 You're nice to look at too. Sorry. 132 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:55,521 Not so bad yourself, Joe. 133 00:05:55,605 --> 00:05:56,522 [laughs] 134 00:05:56,606 --> 00:05:59,359 All right. Thanks for watching out for the neighborhood. 135 00:05:59,442 --> 00:06:01,694 - You be careful, will you, please? - Yeah, sure. 136 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:04,781 [Nadia] Sorry for your loss. 137 00:06:05,490 --> 00:06:06,783 Stop smoking. 138 00:06:07,283 --> 00:06:08,910 ["Migas 2000" playing] 139 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:12,205 ♪ Okay ♪ 140 00:06:18,628 --> 00:06:20,588 - Oh, you look like you're on a mission. - I am. 141 00:06:20,671 --> 00:06:22,483 - It's the best way to do a party. - Hey, Lizzy. 142 00:06:22,507 --> 00:06:24,717 Go with purpose. Triggers people's curiosity. 143 00:06:24,801 --> 00:06:26,511 - [Lizzy laughs] - Have you seen Nadia? 144 00:06:26,594 --> 00:06:29,680 I haven't for a while. She probably caught some tail and left. 145 00:06:30,556 --> 00:06:32,868 You know, she can do whatever she wants. It's her birthday. 146 00:06:32,892 --> 00:06:34,102 Let's be honest. It's not it. 147 00:06:34,185 --> 00:06:36,938 She'll do whatever she wants regardless of the day. [chuckles] 148 00:06:37,772 --> 00:06:39,190 Oh, Jordana, this is... 149 00:06:39,565 --> 00:06:41,442 I'm sorry. I didn't... Uh, what's your name? 150 00:06:41,526 --> 00:06:42,860 It's... It's fine. It's Alan. 151 00:06:42,944 --> 00:06:44,278 - Alan. Hey. - Hey. 152 00:06:44,362 --> 00:06:46,322 I love the name Alan. 153 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:47,407 [giggles] 154 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:50,451 They don't have any cranberry seltzer here. 155 00:06:50,535 --> 00:06:52,360 - You want to go to the deli? - Yeah. 156 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:53,120 I'll go with you. 157 00:06:53,871 --> 00:06:54,956 Uh... 158 00:06:55,390 --> 00:06:57,333 You... You know, Nadia wanted me to tell you... 159 00:06:58,420 --> 00:07:01,546 she regrets telling you that you shouldn't adopt those mastiff puppies. 160 00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:03,840 She said that? 161 00:07:04,340 --> 00:07:07,900 Yeah. She thinks you would be a great mother. 162 00:07:07,930 --> 00:07:08,970 See? I told you. 163 00:07:09,530 --> 00:07:10,847 Oh, my God. [chuckles] 164 00:07:10,930 --> 00:07:12,682 Thank you. Thank you. 165 00:07:18,771 --> 00:07:21,899 Oh, God, I'm sorry I'm so emotional. I have... I have my period. 166 00:07:21,983 --> 00:07:22,817 [chuckles] 167 00:07:22,900 --> 00:07:25,445 I'm about to get mine. She's the alpha. 168 00:07:26,821 --> 00:07:29,615 I'm gonna go change my tampon. Thank you for telling me that. 169 00:07:29,699 --> 00:07:31,451 Uh... yeah. 170 00:07:31,534 --> 00:07:32,535 Take this. 171 00:07:33,161 --> 00:07:34,412 It has good karma. 172 00:07:44,460 --> 00:07:45,460 [chuckles] 173 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:49,427 Ah, fucking A. Oatmeal? 174 00:07:50,636 --> 00:07:51,636 Hey, man. 175 00:07:51,929 --> 00:07:52,929 Hey. 176 00:07:53,970 --> 00:07:54,140 Hey, Oatmeal. 177 00:07:54,807 --> 00:07:55,641 Horse. 178 00:07:55,725 --> 00:07:57,852 Yeah, Nadia. Oatmeal! 179 00:07:57,935 --> 00:07:59,937 Oh, you think this is your cat. 180 00:08:00,210 --> 00:08:02,982 This little fucking slut belongs to no one, but yes, that's my cat. 181 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:04,609 What's your deal? 182 00:08:04,692 --> 00:08:06,194 [Nadia] What is anyone's deal? 183 00:08:06,277 --> 00:08:08,321 Life is a fucking nightmare, right? 184 00:08:08,404 --> 00:08:10,656 Being a person is a fucking nightmare. 185 00:08:10,740 --> 00:08:13,367 And that is why I love this little fucking guy. 186 00:08:14,760 --> 00:08:15,760 Come here. 187 00:08:15,536 --> 00:08:18,331 - He wants to go to you. - Yeah, he does. 188 00:08:18,414 --> 00:08:19,694 - You choose her? - That's right. 189 00:08:19,749 --> 00:08:20,833 [Horse] You choose her? 190 00:08:21,209 --> 00:08:22,877 - Hi, sweet one. - I think he chooses you. 191 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:24,837 My little baby boy, you're back. 192 00:08:24,921 --> 00:08:25,755 [Oatmeal meows] 193 00:08:25,838 --> 00:08:28,341 - I owe you one. - You let me cut your hair? 194 00:08:28,716 --> 00:08:31,520 Well, I gotta go meet up with my friend, but... 195 00:08:32,110 --> 00:08:34,764 some other time. We got time. We finally got time. 196 00:08:35,431 --> 00:08:37,580 [Horse] I could really help you. 197 00:08:38,170 --> 00:08:39,393 I know what I'm doing. 198 00:08:45,274 --> 00:08:47,818 - Hey. Ferran, have you seen Nadia? - [door chimes] 199 00:08:47,902 --> 00:08:49,280 You know Nadia? 200 00:08:49,111 --> 00:08:51,322 - Oh, no, no. No, it's not like that. - [door chimes] 201 00:08:51,405 --> 00:08:52,405 I mean, well... 202 00:08:53,115 --> 00:08:55,618 Well, once, but, you know, it was... it was casual. 203 00:08:55,701 --> 00:08:58,371 Don't worry. Okay, look. I just need to ask her a question. 204 00:08:58,454 --> 00:09:00,289 Well, she'll be around to check up on her cat. 205 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:01,666 Oatmeal, right? 206 00:09:01,749 --> 00:09:04,430 Holy shit, man! 207 00:09:04,126 --> 00:09:05,670 This totally out of character. 208 00:09:05,753 --> 00:09:07,400 Yo, good for you, Alan. 209 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:09,900 Ooh, should I call you James Bond? 210 00:09:09,173 --> 00:09:11,759 What? No. I'm not James Bond. I'm Alan. 211 00:09:11,842 --> 00:09:13,386 [man] Yo. Hey. 212 00:09:13,469 --> 00:09:14,679 Do you sell, um... 213 00:09:15,346 --> 00:09:17,223 uh, nitrous oxide? 214 00:09:17,306 --> 00:09:20,643 - Like full-on actual tanks? - Do I look like a dentist? 215 00:09:20,726 --> 00:09:22,395 [laughs] Yeah, okay. 216 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:25,815 - [laughing] You should look into it. - [man 2] Come on. 217 00:09:25,898 --> 00:09:28,335 - You hear what I just said? - [man 2] Yeah, yeah, we heard you. 218 00:09:28,359 --> 00:09:29,819 What's wrong with you? 219 00:09:29,902 --> 00:09:30,945 Brrr. 220 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:32,530 - Shut up. - You shut up. 221 00:09:32,613 --> 00:09:34,532 [man 1] Let's get whipped cream or some shit. 222 00:09:34,615 --> 00:09:36,550 [man 2] You're out of control, dude. 223 00:09:36,117 --> 00:09:38,452 - [man] Fuck off. - [man 2] You're out of control. 224 00:09:38,536 --> 00:09:39,536 Ow. Ow. 225 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:42,665 - [man 1] Dude, I am so pumped for tonight. - [man 2] Yeah, yeah. 226 00:09:42,748 --> 00:09:44,768 [man 3] Are we gonna call it or are we gonna keep... 227 00:09:44,792 --> 00:09:46,544 [man 2] I mean, if we can't get this... 228 00:09:46,627 --> 00:09:48,981 - I can get us some blow. - [man 3] I have a coke guy as well. 229 00:09:49,500 --> 00:09:50,941 - [man 1] You both have coke guys? - [man 2] Yeah. 230 00:09:50,965 --> 00:09:53,445 - [man 3] Do you not have a coke guy? - [man 1] I am a coke guy 231 00:09:54,100 --> 00:09:55,110 [door chimes] 232 00:09:55,803 --> 00:09:57,513 [whispers indistinctly] 233 00:09:58,140 --> 00:09:59,557 Look who I found. 234 00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:02,268 The wild one caught again. 235 00:10:02,351 --> 00:10:03,436 Feral motherfucker. 236 00:10:03,894 --> 00:10:05,187 Sweet as can be. 237 00:10:05,771 --> 00:10:06,606 Here. Come here. 238 00:10:06,689 --> 00:10:08,858 - How are you? I missed you. - [door chimes] 239 00:10:10,670 --> 00:10:12,278 - [Nadia] Hey, Ferran. - Nadia. 240 00:10:12,361 --> 00:10:14,710 Show us some of your best condoms. 241 00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:18,158 Alan. 242 00:10:21,780 --> 00:10:22,872 Alan, are you okay? 243 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:27,501 Hey. So happy to see you. I'm so glad you're alive. [chuckles] 244 00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:29,920 You know what? Give me a little space, hippie. 245 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:31,547 - Nice scarf. - [Mike laughs] 246 00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:37,928 [both] Oh, fuck. 247 00:10:39,805 --> 00:10:41,807 [both] Oh, fuck. 248 00:10:43,517 --> 00:10:45,269 Nadia, you seriously don't remember me? 249 00:10:46,812 --> 00:10:49,649 I'm sorry, man. I think I just have one of those faces, you know? 250 00:10:50,274 --> 00:10:51,317 No. 251 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:53,819 No, no, no, Nadia, you do know me. We... 252 00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:54,903 We die, we come back, 253 00:10:54,945 --> 00:10:57,105 and now we're trying to figure out how to make it stop. 254 00:10:57,156 --> 00:11:00,951 Oh, my God. All right, man, you're starting to give me the heebie-jeebies. 255 00:11:01,350 --> 00:11:02,244 [Alan breathes shakily] 256 00:11:02,828 --> 00:11:05,247 If you're not the Nadia who remembers me, 257 00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:07,208 you could die permanently. 258 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,252 I need you to remember me. I need you to. 259 00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:13,714 - Look, dude, dude, hold on, hold on. - Man, I need you to back the fuck up. 260 00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:15,424 - Do you know this guy? - No. 261 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:17,988 - I know her better than you do, Mike. - Do we know each other? 262 00:11:18,520 --> 00:11:20,238 - You're fucking my girlfriend. - I didn't fuck her yet. 263 00:11:20,262 --> 00:11:22,390 - Well, I'm not your girlfriend. - Not her. 264 00:11:22,473 --> 00:11:23,599 One of your grad students. 265 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:24,684 Oh, Jenny? 266 00:11:25,309 --> 00:11:28,187 Oh, my God, you are seriously a fucking dick. 267 00:11:28,270 --> 00:11:30,220 It's not a deal breaker for me. 268 00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:31,166 - Okay. - All right, come on. 269 00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:33,693 - We didn't get the condoms. - Also not a deal breaker. 270 00:11:34,610 --> 00:11:35,736 [Nadia] Eh. 271 00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:37,655 - Okay. - Raw dog! 272 00:11:37,738 --> 00:11:38,948 [Mike laughs] 273 00:11:39,310 --> 00:11:40,310 [Nadia] This way. 274 00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:42,535 Oh, fuck me. Oh, God. 275 00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:45,788 Alan! Alan! Be careful, dude. 276 00:11:47,748 --> 00:11:49,830 What the hell? 277 00:11:50,918 --> 00:11:54,338 Alan, you're just drunk, all right? Let's go get you sobered up. 278 00:11:54,922 --> 00:11:55,922 No. 279 00:11:56,632 --> 00:11:59,135 No, n... nothing even matters anymore. 280 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,723 My failure is a failure is a failure. 281 00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:07,170 Hey, look, man. I know you're wasted, but I don't give a fuck. 282 00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:08,686 No, no, no, no. Beatrice! 283 00:12:08,769 --> 00:12:10,855 Man, fuck, fuck, fuck Beatrice, okay? 284 00:12:10,938 --> 00:12:12,940 - You're the person I care about. - Don't touch me. 285 00:12:13,230 --> 00:12:14,859 - Don't! - Hey. Hey, man. 286 00:12:14,942 --> 00:12:17,737 - I'm trying to save your life. - [man] Hey, Little Red Riding Hood. 287 00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:19,739 Is this sad man messing with you? 288 00:12:19,822 --> 00:12:22,116 You know, like, take a left at Disneyland. 289 00:12:22,199 --> 00:12:23,242 Are you all right? 290 00:12:23,325 --> 00:12:25,637 - I just broke it, man. - That's okay. We'll take care of it. 291 00:12:25,661 --> 00:12:26,805 - I'm sorry. - Just... Just... 292 00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:28,432 - [Nadia] Not you fucking guys. - But I'll fix it. 293 00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:31,792 Are we gonna play this game all night or are we leaving together? 294 00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:32,876 Ah... 295 00:12:33,335 --> 00:12:37,840 You are making me want to throw up, Daffy Dick. Get the fuck out of here. 296 00:12:37,923 --> 00:12:40,885 - She says that like it's a problem. - Okay, that's it. Everybody out. 297 00:12:40,968 --> 00:12:42,970 I gotta help my friend. I'm sorry, you too, Nadia. 298 00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:45,933 No, no, no. I don't think you understand. He's my friend too. I know him. 299 00:12:46,150 --> 00:12:47,775 - Look, you don't know him like I do. - Alan. 300 00:12:47,808 --> 00:12:49,810 He's in a bad way. Inner circle only. 301 00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:51,520 Dude, I am inner circle. 302 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,404 No, you're not. Come on. Give me five minutes. 303 00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:55,441 - You're fucking up, man. - I'm fucking up? 304 00:12:58,194 --> 00:12:59,737 Alan, come on, man. 305 00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:08,162 [door opens] 306 00:13:21,717 --> 00:13:23,594 Nadia, I know. 307 00:13:23,677 --> 00:13:25,805 I know. You're... you're a skeptical person. 308 00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:28,307 I respect that, but you are making decisions tonight 309 00:13:28,390 --> 00:13:30,434 that are putting your life in danger. 310 00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:32,978 - My God, this guy doesn't give up. - [Mike] I know. 311 00:13:33,437 --> 00:13:35,523 Nadia, you're gonna get hit by a car and die tonight. 312 00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:39,819 Oh, my God, I'm sorry. Is this some kind of a creepy Dead Zone scenario? 313 00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:42,822 - You're actually harassing us, okay? - [Nadia] Yes, you're harassing. 314 00:13:42,905 --> 00:13:44,385 He's fucking with you to fuck with me 315 00:13:44,448 --> 00:13:46,784 because I made his girlfriend see God or something. 316 00:13:46,867 --> 00:13:48,661 - Let's go. - Wait, you make people see God? 317 00:13:48,744 --> 00:13:50,496 - [Mike] Yeah. - [Nadia] I'll take it. 318 00:13:50,871 --> 00:13:53,666 What I do with my time is my business, my choice, baby. 319 00:13:53,749 --> 00:13:55,709 No, no, he is not a choice. 320 00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:57,962 He is the hole where the choice should be. 321 00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:02,466 You need to back the fuck off, all right? 322 00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:06,303 Ten feet or I'm not responsible for what I might do. 323 00:14:08,138 --> 00:14:09,138 [Nadia] Yeah. 324 00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:11,684 - Yeah. - I'm just trying to... 325 00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:14,311 consensually screw this young lady in peace. 326 00:14:14,812 --> 00:14:18,816 Okay, looks like somebody's trying to consensually screw 327 00:14:18,899 --> 00:14:21,680 this young lady in peace. 328 00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:27,533 No. No. 329 00:14:27,616 --> 00:14:30,244 Now do guys like blow jobs or that's a rumor? 330 00:14:30,327 --> 00:14:31,787 Love 'em, love 'em, love 'em. 331 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,122 - Oh, yeah? - Big fans. 332 00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:34,707 I'll tell you what else too... 333 00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:38,586 [camera shutter clicks] 334 00:14:42,756 --> 00:14:43,757 [smooching] 335 00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:45,652 - [Mike] I fucking want you. - [Nadia] Oh, okay. 336 00:14:45,676 --> 00:14:46,716 [Mike] Fucking right here. 337 00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:48,846 - I'll get at it right now. - [Nadia laughs] 338 00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:51,891 - [cell phone vibrating] - Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. 339 00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:59,481 [scoffs] I'm just too busy. I can't. 340 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:20,753 Hi. 341 00:15:20,836 --> 00:15:22,516 Hey, uh, I'm just gonna grab this two-top. 342 00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:24,308 I'm trying to keep an eye on that gentleman. 343 00:15:24,381 --> 00:15:27,384 I'm worried he might kill himself, but I got to keep it on the QT, cool? 344 00:15:27,968 --> 00:15:30,679 - What you having? - Cup of coffee. Thanks. 345 00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:34,642 Hey, Alan. 346 00:15:35,392 --> 00:15:37,227 Hey, Alan, are you awake? 347 00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:38,520 - Mmm. - [cell phone vibrates] 348 00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:39,438 Oh. 349 00:15:39,521 --> 00:15:41,649 Fuck, uh... I gotta take this. It's my girlfriend. 350 00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:43,943 Just give me two minutes, all right? You stay put. 351 00:15:44,818 --> 00:15:47,290 Hey, just grabbing some food with Alan. 352 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:50,115 - Yeah. - [fork clatters] 353 00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:02,461 [spoon clatters] 354 00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:20,479 [spoon clatters] 355 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:30,906 Oh, yeah, thanks. 356 00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:36,161 Fucking God damn it. 357 00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:39,248 [sighs] 358 00:16:41,458 --> 00:16:42,376 [door chimes] 359 00:16:42,459 --> 00:16:44,628 - Do you have Nadia's number? - Yeah. 360 00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:46,714 - Can you call her for me? - Why? 361 00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:49,466 - Tell her I found her cat. - I can't lie about Oatmeal. 362 00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:51,403 Why don't you have her number? I thought you knew her. 363 00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:54,388 I do know her. I know her better than she knows herself right now. 364 00:16:56,560 --> 00:16:57,141 I do have her number. 365 00:16:58,434 --> 00:16:59,434 Oh. 366 00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:06,399 Yeah. 367 00:17:11,405 --> 00:17:13,991 - [Mike breathing heavily] - [jazz music playing] 368 00:17:30,900 --> 00:17:31,900 Ah... 369 00:17:31,508 --> 00:17:34,219 - We really skipped the condoms, huh? - Yeah, we did. 370 00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:36,180 [Nadia] Don't worry about it. 371 00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:38,390 [cell phone vibrating] 372 00:17:44,630 --> 00:17:45,939 Hey. Did Oatmeal show up? 373 00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:49,193 No, but Alan's here and he wanted me to tell you... 374 00:17:49,276 --> 00:17:51,361 Who? Dead Zone? Nice fucking guy. 375 00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:53,697 You tell this Cronenberg-looking motherfucker 376 00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:55,240 that I don't like stalkers. 377 00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:56,700 Mostly. 378 00:17:56,784 --> 00:18:02,539 He said that you owe him $152,780.86. 379 00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:06,418 All right, uh... 380 00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:09,400 [sighs] I need cigarettes anyway. 381 00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:10,755 [sighs] 382 00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:12,633 [softly] What the fuck? 383 00:18:16,110 --> 00:18:17,110 She's on her way. 384 00:18:17,540 --> 00:18:18,540 Ah. 385 00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:24,269 [exhales] 386 00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:27,147 - Hey. - [Mike] Want me to go with you? 387 00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:28,732 No, you lazy fuck. 388 00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:31,680 And you don't get points for offering, either. 389 00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:33,987 Listen, don't touch my stuff while I'm gone. 390 00:18:34,710 --> 00:18:35,531 - I'll know. - [Mike] All right. 391 00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:39,326 Oh, Jesus. Fuck. 392 00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:43,247 - [breathing heavily] - [messages chiming] 393 00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:44,915 That's a lot of messages. 394 00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:55,801 Hey, man, can you spare some change? 395 00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:57,177 Spare some change? 396 00:18:57,261 --> 00:18:59,263 - I can do better than that. - Yeah? 397 00:19:04,893 --> 00:19:07,479 You're supposed to get down on one knee, aren't you? 398 00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:09,982 [Alan laughs] 399 00:19:10,774 --> 00:19:12,651 Let's... Let's... Oh, uh... 400 00:19:12,734 --> 00:19:14,945 - [Alan laughs] - [Horse] I thought you'd never ask. 401 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:16,238 - Yes! - Yeah? 402 00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:18,115 - Yes! Yes! - Yes! 403 00:19:18,198 --> 00:19:19,408 A hundred times yes! 404 00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:20,701 [both laugh] 405 00:19:20,784 --> 00:19:22,619 - [Horse] Whoo! - [Alan laughs] 406 00:19:22,703 --> 00:19:24,121 - Let me see this. - [Alan laughs] 407 00:19:24,204 --> 00:19:25,204 Wow. 408 00:19:25,789 --> 00:19:27,416 - Here. Come with me. - Yeah? 409 00:19:27,791 --> 00:19:28,834 Uh, this way. 410 00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:29,917 [Alan laughs] 411 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,450 [Horse] No funny business, okay? 412 00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:34,882 - [Alan] I'm a married man. - [Horse] Yeah. 413 00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:36,633 We're, uh... We're true. 414 00:19:41,763 --> 00:19:43,765 [woman] Hey, Horsey. [laughs] 415 00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:45,559 We got one. 416 00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:49,396 I bet you want a hit. 417 00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:50,855 Yeah. 418 00:19:52,816 --> 00:19:53,984 You gonna pay for that? 419 00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:56,690 Yeah, of course. 420 00:19:56,153 --> 00:19:57,196 Yeah, of course. 421 00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:03,760 [woman] What's in that wallet? 422 00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:09,708 You know what? Take... Take it all. 423 00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:12,669 Take everything. I don't need any of it. 424 00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:15,297 I don't need any of it anymore. No. Here. 425 00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:18,910 Yeah. Take it. 426 00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:21,530 All right. All right, enough. Let's get out of here. 427 00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:22,888 [Horse] Hey, haircut, is he with you? 428 00:20:22,971 --> 00:20:24,598 - Yeah, man. - [woman] Fucking loser. 429 00:20:24,681 --> 00:20:27,893 - Okay, we're gonna keep his things. - All right, good for you, man. 430 00:20:41,823 --> 00:20:42,950 [door chimes] 431 00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:44,326 Uh-huh. 432 00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:49,289 Okay, man, you have got exactly as long as it takes me to buy these cigarettes 433 00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:51,166 to tell me what the hell is happening. 434 00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:53,335 You told me that time is relative. 435 00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:55,879 Actually, your buddy Einstein said that. 436 00:20:56,296 --> 00:21:00,384 Metaphysically speaking, you and I are intrinsically and inexplicably linked. 437 00:21:00,467 --> 00:21:01,343 Mm-hmm. 438 00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:04,179 And I'm convinced our true purpose is to to connect with each other, 439 00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:06,390 if not help save each other's lives. 440 00:21:07,570 --> 00:21:09,768 In another world, hopefully you are doing the same for me. 441 00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:11,310 Time's up. 442 00:21:15,732 --> 00:21:16,775 I know where Oatmeal is. 443 00:21:18,151 --> 00:21:19,945 - Where? - In the park. 444 00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:22,613 Hmm. 445 00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:24,658 Let's go get him. 446 00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:29,790 [door chimes] 447 00:21:34,501 --> 00:21:36,753 I mean, this is a very particular challenge. 448 00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:38,630 What's wrong? 449 00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:40,716 Alan, I am worried about you 450 00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:42,676 and I'd like to keep you from hurting yourself. 451 00:21:43,427 --> 00:21:45,470 Mmm-mmm. I feel terrific. 452 00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:48,980 All right, Alan, I... I know what you're up to, okay? 453 00:21:48,181 --> 00:21:49,741 And I'm sure that you do feel fantastic 454 00:21:49,766 --> 00:21:53,228 'cause that's how a lot of people feel when they've decided to kill themselves. 455 00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:55,312 The emotional buoyancy, giving things to strangers, 456 00:21:55,355 --> 00:21:57,232 proposing to gutter punks, et cetera. 457 00:21:57,649 --> 00:21:58,649 [Nadia sighs] 458 00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:01,903 I'm sorry. Can I lay down? Uh... I just... My heart's palpitating. 459 00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:10,662 Are you gonna put me to sleep? 460 00:22:12,789 --> 00:22:13,789 Mmm. 461 00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:17,502 Yes. Yes, I am. 462 00:22:17,961 --> 00:22:18,961 Oh. 463 00:22:20,630 --> 00:22:21,506 Mmm. 464 00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:23,175 Would you like to hear a story? 465 00:22:24,384 --> 00:22:25,302 Sure. 466 00:22:25,385 --> 00:22:26,595 Okay. 467 00:22:27,120 --> 00:22:28,180 There we go. 468 00:22:32,684 --> 00:22:33,727 [Alan groans] 469 00:22:33,810 --> 00:22:35,103 Did you ever hear the one 470 00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:39,691 about the broken man and the lady with a death wish 471 00:22:39,775 --> 00:22:40,901 who got stuck in a loop? 472 00:22:41,568 --> 00:22:42,568 Tell me. 473 00:22:45,405 --> 00:22:46,698 Once upon a time... 474 00:22:47,115 --> 00:22:50,660 there was a very special boy named Alan. 475 00:22:51,745 --> 00:22:52,829 And one day... 476 00:22:53,747 --> 00:22:55,415 life got to be too much for him. 477 00:22:55,916 --> 00:22:59,294 So he decided to take a walk off the side of the roof. 478 00:23:00,545 --> 00:23:01,838 But on his way down, 479 00:23:02,297 --> 00:23:03,673 a very tough lady, 480 00:23:04,257 --> 00:23:06,134 who looked like if Andrew Dice Clay 481 00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:08,637 and the little girl from Brave made a baby, 482 00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:11,140 she caught him in her crazy hair... 483 00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:13,308 like it was a dolphins' net. 484 00:23:13,892 --> 00:23:15,519 I love Brave. 485 00:23:16,645 --> 00:23:17,646 And I love Dice... 486 00:23:18,188 --> 00:23:21,191 which I'm sure will eventually become problematic. 487 00:23:22,859 --> 00:23:23,860 Anyway... 488 00:23:23,944 --> 00:23:27,656 uh, even though the girl caught him... 489 00:23:27,739 --> 00:23:31,284 well, now, you see, she wasn't in such hot shape either. 490 00:23:32,828 --> 00:23:35,288 You see, life was too painful. 491 00:23:36,581 --> 00:23:38,583 Or they were too fragile. 492 00:23:39,835 --> 00:23:42,587 But either way you slice it, they just couldn't hack it. 493 00:23:44,131 --> 00:23:45,549 And then one night... 494 00:23:46,466 --> 00:23:48,593 something miraculous happened. 495 00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:51,638 They made it through alive. 496 00:23:55,225 --> 00:23:57,519 Yeah, he's... he's around here somewhere. 497 00:23:57,894 --> 00:23:58,894 Yeah. 498 00:23:59,354 --> 00:24:01,982 All right, man, how'd you know about my college fund? 499 00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:04,651 - You told me. - Mmm. 500 00:24:05,235 --> 00:24:07,505 Well, I never talk about shit from then, so it seems weird 501 00:24:07,529 --> 00:24:09,948 that I would've told somebody that I don't know that. 502 00:24:10,310 --> 00:24:11,658 I'm telling you we know each other. 503 00:24:11,741 --> 00:24:13,660 Okay, great, what else do you know about me? 504 00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:16,120 It's your birthday. 505 00:24:18,915 --> 00:24:21,793 That's why it's weird that you said I would die tonight. 506 00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:25,422 I've always been superstitious about this particular birthday. 507 00:24:25,505 --> 00:24:26,505 'Cause of your mother. 508 00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:34,848 [Alan groans] 509 00:24:35,390 --> 00:24:37,100 Fuck. Nadia! 510 00:24:37,767 --> 00:24:39,811 Nadia, wait. Look, I'm... I'm sorry. 511 00:24:39,895 --> 00:24:41,855 I'm not trying to freak you out or anything. 512 00:24:41,938 --> 00:24:43,773 Oh, shit, look who it is. 513 00:24:43,857 --> 00:24:45,192 No, I know that guy. 514 00:24:45,775 --> 00:24:49,154 He's self-destructive and he's fucking dangerous. 515 00:24:49,237 --> 00:24:51,406 He does not seem to like you, huh? 516 00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:55,619 Hey, he's mentally unstable. I'm serious. Get away from him. The guy's crazy. 517 00:24:56,119 --> 00:24:57,472 - Okay, then. - [vehicle approaching] 518 00:24:57,496 --> 00:24:59,390 - Whoa! Whoa! Hey! Wait! - [horn honks] 519 00:24:59,122 --> 00:25:02,292 - [Nadia gasps] - Jesus Christ. 520 00:25:04,419 --> 00:25:06,254 - Did you just save my life? - Yeah. 521 00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:07,338 Why? 522 00:25:07,380 --> 00:25:08,715 I told you I know you. 523 00:25:12,886 --> 00:25:15,680 I can't handle this shit, man. This is just too much for me. 524 00:25:15,764 --> 00:25:16,764 No. 525 00:25:17,766 --> 00:25:18,766 [sighs] 526 00:25:27,776 --> 00:25:29,361 [sirens wailing] 527 00:25:43,410 --> 00:25:44,420 No. 528 00:25:44,876 --> 00:25:45,876 [exhales] 529 00:25:56,555 --> 00:25:58,140 [breathing heavily] 530 00:26:03,645 --> 00:26:07,440 You damn dumb, dumb fucking cunt. 531 00:26:08,483 --> 00:26:09,483 Fuck. 532 00:26:10,652 --> 00:26:11,652 [exhales] 533 00:26:11,695 --> 00:26:13,196 [breathing heavily] 534 00:26:27,961 --> 00:26:29,254 Fuck. 535 00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:38,960 [cries softly] 536 00:26:44,144 --> 00:26:45,186 What's wrong? 537 00:26:47,814 --> 00:26:49,983 I am so fucking happy that you did not jump. 538 00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:54,529 You promise if I don't jump, I'll be happy? 539 00:26:56,698 --> 00:26:57,782 I don't know, man. 540 00:26:58,491 --> 00:26:59,951 Absolutely not. 541 00:27:01,411 --> 00:27:05,248 But I can promise you that you will not be alone. 542 00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:10,440 Okay. 543 00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:12,630 What now? 544 00:27:14,490 --> 00:27:17,344 Now we get the fuck off of this roof before you change your mind. 545 00:27:18,178 --> 00:27:20,805 ["Alone Again Or" playing] 546 00:27:28,605 --> 00:27:30,523 I'm sorry. This is all about me. 547 00:27:30,607 --> 00:27:32,317 Uh, I was seeing this girl, right? 548 00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:36,112 And, uh, it's early days, but it could be something, you know? 549 00:27:36,196 --> 00:27:38,531 And she told me she's got this crazy boyfriend. 550 00:27:39,157 --> 00:27:43,870 And I took that to be hyperbolic, but I never imagined that it would... you know? 551 00:27:43,953 --> 00:27:46,247 - What? What's the matter? - Come on. 552 00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:49,876 [Mike] Hey. 553 00:27:49,959 --> 00:27:51,860 Whoa. 554 00:27:51,169 --> 00:27:52,545 Nadia, where are you going? 555 00:27:53,338 --> 00:27:54,338 Hey! 556 00:27:59,344 --> 00:28:02,430 It's wild how they don't hit you when you look both ways, huh? 557 00:28:12,941 --> 00:28:15,527 [man laughs] 558 00:28:15,902 --> 00:28:17,737 [man] We shall commence! 559 00:28:17,821 --> 00:28:19,864 Yeah! 560 00:28:19,948 --> 00:28:20,782 ♪ Yeah ♪ 561 00:28:20,865 --> 00:28:21,700 [man] Follow me! 562 00:28:21,783 --> 00:28:23,410 ♪ I heard a funny thing ♪ 563 00:28:24,770 --> 00:28:25,912 ♪ Somebody said to me ♪ 564 00:28:25,995 --> 00:28:26,995 Yeah! 565 00:28:27,380 --> 00:28:29,916 ♪ You know that I could be in love ♪ 566 00:28:29,999 --> 00:28:32,711 ♪ With almost everyone ♪ 567 00:28:33,503 --> 00:28:38,925 ♪ I think that people Are the greatest fun ♪ 568 00:28:40,510 --> 00:28:44,889 ♪ And I will be alone again tonight My dear ♪ 569 00:28:44,973 --> 00:28:46,433 [excited chatter] 570 00:28:57,652 --> 00:28:58,652 ♪ Yeah ♪ 571 00:28:59,154 --> 00:29:01,239 ♪ I said it's all right ♪ 572 00:29:02,157 --> 00:29:03,575 ♪ I won't forget ♪ 573 00:29:04,826 --> 00:29:10,457 ♪ All the times I've waited patiently for you ♪ 574 00:29:11,166 --> 00:29:13,840 ♪ And you'll do ♪ 575 00:29:13,460 --> 00:29:16,463 ♪ Just what you choose to do ♪ 576 00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:22,594 ♪ And I will be alone again tonight My dear ♪ 38763

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