Original subtitles

Auntie Lio! You've beem grinding tofu for so many years

with no innovation at all.

You're too old

to make something so fancy and flashy.

I didin't expert you would make me eat out your tofu!

Zip it!

Hit me againand i'll hurt you!

What's wrong to get some nutrition by eating braised chicken?

How dare you? Braised chicken?

Everybody knows

only sliced cold chicken can preserve the chicken's original flavor.

Only boring people like you will eat

plain and insipid food like sliced cold chicken.

Even yellow chicken stew is better than that.

Yellow chicken stew?

You might as well just eat Kung Pao chicken and spicy chicken.

Enough!

So the Stone Ox town itself

is a huge Eight-Trigram Circle.

This must be the evil-sealing magical weapon.

(The way to be immortal reverse the Circle)

Are they the Foodie King and Foodie Queen of demons?

BieberBar e Scorpinova are renowned cooks in the demon world.

They use special chiropractic techniques

to massage the gay fresh meat

to make meat more elastic and chewy...

Render fried eggs and little lobsters salty flavor

and insert them as sluffings into the gay meat.

This is their secret recipe.

And the magical chicken soup essence was made

from BieberBar's brother, Black Bone Chicken King

whom the killed in reluctance and tears.

The soup was made with heart and love.

Every time BieberBar uses it

he can't help his tears.

This is their fate.

This is the legacy from their ancestors.