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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,633 Previously on "Nurse Jackie"... 2 00:00:01,668 --> 00:00:04,370 I need to leave and I need to cash in my vacation days. 3 00:00:04,404 --> 00:00:05,938 - Where you going? - Disneyland. 4 00:00:05,972 --> 00:00:07,639 Welcome to rehab. 5 00:00:07,674 --> 00:00:10,345 Can't believe you're gonna get out of this place before me. 6 00:00:10,379 --> 00:00:12,351 See you on the outside? 7 00:00:14,388 --> 00:00:17,756 Jackie Peyton, were you sleeping with me for my drugs? 8 00:00:17,790 --> 00:00:18,790 Probably. 9 00:00:18,824 --> 00:00:20,825 Jackie was fucking me. 10 00:00:22,492 --> 00:00:25,294 Kevin served me with divorce papers. 11 00:00:25,329 --> 00:00:26,730 He is suing for custody. 12 00:00:26,764 --> 00:00:29,401 Ugh, I just wish they'd get over themselves. 13 00:00:29,435 --> 00:00:31,369 What the hell do you think you're doing? 14 00:00:31,403 --> 00:00:34,338 You're being judgmental for someone who just got out of rehab. 15 00:00:34,372 --> 00:00:36,774 I'm 16 weeks. 16 00:00:36,808 --> 00:00:39,075 You're pregnant? 17 00:00:39,109 --> 00:00:41,143 How are you? 18 00:00:41,178 --> 00:00:44,213 Steer clear of my bloodline. 19 00:00:44,247 --> 00:00:46,249 Wanted. Roommate. 20 00:00:46,283 --> 00:00:48,050 If you need a place, Zoey, I have a place. 21 00:00:48,085 --> 00:00:50,186 - Yes! - Whoa, whoa! 22 00:00:50,221 --> 00:00:51,989 You touch me, you are homeless. 23 00:00:52,024 --> 00:00:53,358 I love my drugs. 24 00:00:53,392 --> 00:00:56,093 They're gonna bury me, and I'm fine with it. 25 00:00:57,292 --> 00:00:59,159 Kids, they break your heart. 26 00:01:01,729 --> 00:01:02,896 Just lost my fuckin' job. 27 00:01:02,930 --> 00:01:04,764 - Go fuck yourself. - You're fired. 28 00:01:04,799 --> 00:01:06,600 Take a look around, Mike. 29 00:01:06,634 --> 00:01:08,568 I'm still in charge. 30 00:01:09,636 --> 00:01:11,871 - You made it. - I made it. 31 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:13,839 I fuckin' made it. 32 00:01:27,052 --> 00:01:35,052 - synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 33 00:01:35,252 --> 00:01:39,452 Resync for Kyr Webrip by CookiesMonsta 34 00:02:17,530 --> 00:02:20,766 * I can't do anything without you * 35 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:23,628 * Can't do anything with you * 36 00:02:23,662 --> 00:02:26,761 * You drive me crazy, but I love you * 37 00:02:26,795 --> 00:02:30,097 * You make me lazy, but I love you * 38 00:02:30,131 --> 00:02:33,033 * I want to hate you, but then I kiss you * 39 00:02:33,067 --> 00:02:36,068 * Want to kill you, but then I'd miss you * 40 00:02:36,103 --> 00:02:39,438 * You drive me crazy, but I love you * 41 00:02:39,473 --> 00:02:43,108 * You make me lazy, but I love you * 42 00:02:43,143 --> 00:02:46,278 * And even though you are my guy * 43 00:02:46,312 --> 00:02:49,580 * I always freak when I get high * 44 00:02:49,614 --> 00:02:52,716 * I'm always crazy when I miss you * 45 00:02:52,750 --> 00:02:56,685 * I'm always lazy when I miss you * 46 00:02:56,720 --> 00:03:00,188 * Maybe I'm just crazy * 47 00:03:00,222 --> 00:03:03,424 * Maybe I'm just crazy * 48 00:03:03,458 --> 00:03:07,161 * Crazy for you, baby. * 49 00:03:08,563 --> 00:03:10,698 Girls ready? 50 00:03:10,732 --> 00:03:11,732 Fi is. 51 00:03:11,766 --> 00:03:12,900 Grace has been in the bathroom 52 00:03:12,934 --> 00:03:15,102 longer than should be legal for a teenager. 53 00:03:15,136 --> 00:03:17,237 Grace, come on, honey! 54 00:03:17,271 --> 00:03:19,673 How are you doing? 55 00:03:20,875 --> 00:03:23,543 Uh, I'm okay, thanks. How are you? 56 00:03:23,577 --> 00:03:25,578 I'm not asking for you. I'm asking for the kids. 57 00:03:26,881 --> 00:03:28,448 Just give me a break, will you please, Kevin? 58 00:03:28,483 --> 00:03:29,816 I'm clean, months and months. 59 00:03:29,851 --> 00:03:31,318 Great. Mother of the Year. 60 00:03:31,352 --> 00:03:35,389 Look, I know this isn't part of our deal, 61 00:03:35,424 --> 00:03:37,125 but is there any way I can get the girls 62 00:03:37,159 --> 00:03:38,459 - for my birthday tomorrow? 63 00:03:38,494 --> 00:03:40,328 I'll think about it. 64 00:03:42,398 --> 00:03:43,865 So someone's having a birthday? 65 00:03:43,900 --> 00:03:46,034 Only because I have to. 66 00:03:46,068 --> 00:03:48,704 Not a word to anyone. 67 00:03:54,944 --> 00:03:57,112 How do you not do that in the bathroom? 68 00:03:57,146 --> 00:03:59,614 Grace wanted her privacy. Gotta respect that. 69 00:03:59,649 --> 00:04:00,949 Can we go? 70 00:04:00,983 --> 00:04:03,752 - What's with the face? - Picture day. 71 00:04:03,786 --> 00:04:05,687 - No, go wash it off. - Damn it, Dad. 72 00:04:05,722 --> 00:04:07,623 I'm allowed to wear whatever makeup I want. 73 00:04:07,657 --> 00:04:09,992 Me, too. 74 00:04:10,026 --> 00:04:12,594 All I know is, this stuff doesn't happen when the kids are with me. 75 00:04:12,629 --> 00:04:15,130 Go wash it off or no screens for a week. 76 00:04:15,165 --> 00:04:17,733 I can't believe this. 77 00:04:17,768 --> 00:04:20,003 Father of the Year. 78 00:04:24,809 --> 00:04:26,042 Heads up, you guys! 79 00:04:26,077 --> 00:04:27,710 Overturned bus three blocks away! 80 00:04:27,745 --> 00:04:30,380 Gambler's Special from Atlantic City. 81 00:04:30,415 --> 00:04:31,682 Where's Jackie? 82 00:04:39,091 --> 00:04:40,959 You're gonna be fine, honey. 83 00:04:40,993 --> 00:04:42,961 Still down five grand. 84 00:04:42,995 --> 00:04:44,896 I knew I should have asked for longer maternity leave. 85 00:04:44,931 --> 00:04:46,832 Four and a half months. Who gets four and a half months? 86 00:04:46,866 --> 00:04:48,533 Incredibly brilliant doctors, love. 87 00:04:48,568 --> 00:04:49,901 Oh, it's so good to have you back. 88 00:04:49,936 --> 00:04:52,004 O'Hara, we need your help on this gurney. 89 00:04:52,038 --> 00:04:54,540 Wrong shoes for this. 90 00:05:00,081 --> 00:05:01,515 Ooh, never thought I would miss Cruz. 91 00:05:01,549 --> 00:05:03,183 - I heard that. - As a doctor. 92 00:05:03,218 --> 00:05:04,819 He was a lousy administrator. 93 00:05:04,853 --> 00:05:06,787 - You are so much better. - No shit. 94 00:05:06,822 --> 00:05:09,223 You gotta pull the trigger on the new trauma guy. 95 00:05:09,258 --> 00:05:10,958 Already did. Starts next week. 96 00:05:10,993 --> 00:05:12,460 Yeah, tell them that. 97 00:05:12,494 --> 00:05:13,861 I'll call him in. 98 00:05:13,896 --> 00:05:16,497 What about the new resident that actually does work here? 99 00:05:16,532 --> 00:05:18,967 You know I'm the one that hired you back, not the other way around? 100 00:05:19,001 --> 00:05:20,835 Yeah, was that before or after my union sued? 101 00:05:20,869 --> 00:05:22,871 Don't cloud the issues with facts? 102 00:05:22,905 --> 00:05:25,807 - Paging Doctor... shit, what... 103 00:05:25,842 --> 00:05:27,676 Roman. 104 00:05:27,711 --> 00:05:29,378 Roman. 105 00:05:29,413 --> 00:05:31,981 Dr. Roman to the ER. Dr. Roman to the ER. 106 00:05:34,185 --> 00:05:36,086 Now, Doctor. 107 00:05:38,857 --> 00:05:40,724 - Shit. - Tell me about it. 108 00:05:44,530 --> 00:05:46,965 Time to go save some lives. 109 00:05:46,999 --> 00:05:49,134 Coming, Nurse Peyton? 110 00:05:52,539 --> 00:05:55,040 Haven't slept in months, my breasts are killing me, 111 00:05:55,074 --> 00:05:56,475 and I'm up to my elbows in baby shit. 112 00:05:56,509 --> 00:05:58,077 It's great, isn't it? 113 00:05:58,111 --> 00:06:00,012 Yeah. 114 00:06:00,046 --> 00:06:01,813 That's what sucks about the divorce. 115 00:06:01,848 --> 00:06:04,049 I think about Grace and Fi as babies. 116 00:06:04,083 --> 00:06:05,684 Kev was so great with them, 117 00:06:05,718 --> 00:06:07,552 and he was so there for me. 118 00:06:07,587 --> 00:06:10,021 - Well, at least you had that. - Yeah. 119 00:06:10,056 --> 00:06:11,323 'Sup? 120 00:06:12,425 --> 00:06:13,525 Wanna go for a coffee? 121 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:15,761 Got a bad head wound here. 122 00:06:15,795 --> 00:06:18,831 - Hey. Oh, my God. - Pressure. 123 00:06:18,865 --> 00:06:20,700 - All right. - Here. Pressure, pressure, pressure. 124 00:06:20,734 --> 00:06:22,872 All right, Starbucks is on hold. 125 00:06:22,907 --> 00:06:25,177 - Sorry. - Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie. 126 00:06:25,212 --> 00:06:27,213 Elvis is in the building. 127 00:06:27,248 --> 00:06:28,915 What? 128 00:06:28,950 --> 00:06:30,350 Elvis Page, number one draft pick. 129 00:06:30,385 --> 00:06:32,920 That bus crashed on top of his Bentley. 130 00:06:32,954 --> 00:06:35,222 Jaws of Life, the whole deal. 131 00:06:36,324 --> 00:06:38,525 Oh, if he's injured, such a tragedy. 132 00:06:38,559 --> 00:06:40,527 If anybody's injured, it's a tragedy. 133 00:06:40,561 --> 00:06:42,329 Hello, we're talking Super Bowl. 134 00:06:43,665 --> 00:06:45,199 Phew. 135 00:06:47,336 --> 00:06:48,703 The X-rays will be ready soon, Mr. Page. 136 00:06:48,737 --> 00:06:50,338 How's the arm feeling? 137 00:06:50,372 --> 00:06:53,609 You could amputate this arm, I'm still taking us to the big show. 138 00:06:53,643 --> 00:06:56,579 - - See? - Thor, I need you! 139 00:06:56,613 --> 00:06:58,281 Good thing there's enough of me to go around. 140 00:06:58,315 --> 00:07:00,016 Uh, nurse. 141 00:07:00,050 --> 00:07:02,719 When that bus flipped over onto my, uh... 142 00:07:02,753 --> 00:07:03,954 Bentley. 143 00:07:03,988 --> 00:07:07,056 Yeah, I may have been on my way to a party 144 00:07:07,091 --> 00:07:08,558 with some party favors. 145 00:07:08,592 --> 00:07:10,192 Look, I don't do drugs, okay? 146 00:07:10,227 --> 00:07:11,827 This body is God's gift, but... 147 00:07:11,861 --> 00:07:13,963 I like for my friends to have a good time. 148 00:07:13,998 --> 00:07:15,698 I'm sure they appreciate that. 149 00:07:15,732 --> 00:07:18,267 Yeah, but the cops were coming 150 00:07:18,302 --> 00:07:21,037 and I may have put the favors into condoms 151 00:07:21,071 --> 00:07:22,639 and swallowed them. 152 00:07:22,673 --> 00:07:24,107 What kind of favors? 153 00:07:24,141 --> 00:07:26,443 A smorgasbord. Mostly uppers. 154 00:07:27,511 --> 00:07:29,145 Okay. 155 00:07:29,180 --> 00:07:30,747 There anything we can do for that situation, 156 00:07:30,781 --> 00:07:32,148 and kinda quick before the team finds out? 157 00:07:32,183 --> 00:07:34,251 - How many condoms we talking? - Like, three. 158 00:07:34,285 --> 00:07:35,719 You had three condoms with you? 159 00:07:35,753 --> 00:07:36,920 Actually, I had six. 160 00:07:36,954 --> 00:07:38,288 Told you I was on my way to a party. 161 00:07:38,322 --> 00:07:41,558 - Yeah. - And can we keep this between us? 162 00:07:41,592 --> 00:07:43,426 Thor! 163 00:07:46,164 --> 00:07:49,832 Your hero here swallowed three condoms filled with drugs. 164 00:07:49,867 --> 00:07:53,336 - You swallowed condoms? - Yeah, strawberry-flavored. 165 00:07:53,370 --> 00:07:55,372 They could burst and you would die a gruesome death 166 00:07:55,406 --> 00:07:56,707 and then where would our team be? 167 00:07:56,741 --> 00:07:58,275 I asked you to keep this quiet. 168 00:07:58,309 --> 00:08:01,278 You might not want to get your stomach juices too angry. 169 00:08:01,312 --> 00:08:04,148 - You always this nice? - To be fair it is her birthday tomorrow. 170 00:08:04,182 --> 00:08:07,751 And you know how women of a certain age can get. 171 00:08:07,786 --> 00:08:10,688 See? 172 00:08:10,722 --> 00:08:13,123 Eddie, come here, I need you. 173 00:08:13,158 --> 00:08:15,059 Oh, God. I love it when you say that. 174 00:08:15,093 --> 00:08:17,695 This patient needs the strongest laxative you got. 175 00:08:17,729 --> 00:08:20,164 - And fastest. - I don't know if you got the memo, 176 00:08:20,198 --> 00:08:22,499 but I was fired. What happened? 177 00:08:22,534 --> 00:08:25,102 This knucklehead swallowed three condoms filled with drugs. 178 00:08:25,136 --> 00:08:27,771 Yo, yo. Between us? 179 00:08:27,806 --> 00:08:29,707 Stomach juices. 180 00:08:31,009 --> 00:08:32,310 I got a 10-year-old girl with a crushed larynx. 181 00:08:32,344 --> 00:08:34,311 Just shut up. This machine is slow and confusing enough. 182 00:08:34,346 --> 00:08:36,547 Come on, I need morphine for my burn victim. 183 00:08:36,581 --> 00:08:38,115 Percocet for Mr. Texas Hold 'Em. 184 00:08:38,150 --> 00:08:39,383 - Come on. - Shut up. 185 00:08:39,417 --> 00:08:41,285 - Come on. - Get out of the way. 186 00:08:41,319 --> 00:08:42,619 - Let somebody else try. - Yeah, let somebody else try. 187 00:08:42,654 --> 00:08:44,387 Step out of the way. 188 00:08:46,891 --> 00:08:49,192 All right, you write everything down. 189 00:08:49,226 --> 00:08:50,860 - Who wants morphine? - Yep, yep, thanks. 190 00:08:50,894 --> 00:08:52,228 - Uh, Percocet? - Here. 191 00:08:52,262 --> 00:08:54,263 - You gettin' this? - All of it. Who are you? 192 00:08:54,297 --> 00:08:55,664 - Who are you? - New nurse. 193 00:08:55,699 --> 00:08:58,000 Old pharmacist. What are they gonna do, fire me? 194 00:08:58,034 --> 00:09:00,569 - Here, this. - 50 milligrams of Dulcolax. 195 00:09:00,603 --> 00:09:02,571 - You got a constipated racehorse? - Something like that. 196 00:09:02,605 --> 00:09:04,840 Nothing leaves this room till I get back. 197 00:09:06,109 --> 00:09:08,010 Good news, I found something fast-acting. 198 00:09:08,045 --> 00:09:10,713 Bad news, it's a suppository. 199 00:09:11,782 --> 00:09:13,616 Bend over, Mr. Page. 200 00:09:34,337 --> 00:09:36,305 Zoey needs help right away. 201 00:09:43,045 --> 00:09:44,813 42-year-old male, head trauma. 202 00:09:44,847 --> 00:09:46,848 No available doctor to intubate. 203 00:10:02,198 --> 00:10:04,266 Get me a new bag, please. 204 00:10:24,287 --> 00:10:26,221 You're gonna be okay, honey. 205 00:10:28,424 --> 00:10:31,760 Right, here. Get up to the CT, please. 206 00:10:38,135 --> 00:10:40,103 You're an angel. 207 00:10:46,310 --> 00:10:48,411 Far from it. 208 00:10:50,548 --> 00:10:52,249 Sorry I walked in on you and Kevin. 209 00:10:52,283 --> 00:10:53,516 It's not that big a deal, Zoey. 210 00:10:53,551 --> 00:10:55,385 I know, it's just that I can totally relate 211 00:10:55,419 --> 00:10:57,286 because when Lenny and I broke up... 212 00:10:57,320 --> 00:10:59,555 Seriously, you're gonna compare your three-month relationship 213 00:10:59,589 --> 00:11:01,090 with my 16-year marriage? 214 00:11:01,124 --> 00:11:02,959 Only the relevant parts. 215 00:11:04,328 --> 00:11:06,930 - Situation? - Lacerations lower back and buttocks. 216 00:11:06,964 --> 00:11:08,532 Glass shards up the wazoo. 217 00:11:08,566 --> 00:11:11,602 - Dude, silk. 218 00:11:18,343 --> 00:11:20,077 Uh, Dr. Roman, you might wanna... 219 00:11:20,112 --> 00:11:21,713 My patient. I got this. 220 00:11:22,648 --> 00:11:24,182 Uh, I'm sure you do. 221 00:11:24,216 --> 00:11:26,117 And I'm sure he's in good hands. 222 00:11:26,151 --> 00:11:28,319 Still, you might want to throw a little stitch in there. 223 00:11:29,788 --> 00:11:32,056 Just looking out for your breasts... blouse. 224 00:11:43,567 --> 00:11:46,002 Ahem. 225 00:11:46,037 --> 00:11:47,337 Hey. 226 00:11:47,372 --> 00:11:50,107 You got this, right? 227 00:11:50,141 --> 00:11:52,343 But of course. 228 00:11:58,951 --> 00:12:01,785 - What the fuck was that back there? - What the fuck was what? 229 00:12:02,821 --> 00:12:04,521 Oh, God. You touch my tit, 230 00:12:04,556 --> 00:12:06,756 I will rip your hand off at the spine. 231 00:12:06,791 --> 00:12:08,492 You work on your boob-grabbing 232 00:12:08,526 --> 00:12:11,228 Tourette situation on your own time. 233 00:12:11,263 --> 00:12:13,164 From now on, we're gonna finish conversations. 234 00:12:13,198 --> 00:12:15,266 And what is this conversation about? 235 00:12:17,769 --> 00:12:19,937 Dr. Roman has had every bump in the road 236 00:12:19,971 --> 00:12:21,438 smoothed over because she's... 237 00:12:21,473 --> 00:12:23,407 - Hot? - Expecting it. 238 00:12:23,442 --> 00:12:26,143 Next time she's not cutting it, say something. 239 00:12:26,178 --> 00:12:28,012 - I did. - Then back it up. 240 00:12:29,181 --> 00:12:30,448 This is because of your birthday, isn't it? 241 00:12:37,722 --> 00:12:40,057 Nice of him to remember. 242 00:12:42,394 --> 00:12:46,164 I know since I started living with you, space got tight, 243 00:12:46,198 --> 00:12:48,600 but it gives me real perspective on you, and I see... 244 00:12:48,634 --> 00:12:50,468 And I see a patient in two just puked himself. 245 00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:53,472 Stop talking and clean him up. 246 00:12:53,506 --> 00:12:56,008 If I stop talking, do I still have to? 247 00:12:56,042 --> 00:12:57,743 Yes, you do. 248 00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:03,516 I'm sorry you had to wait so long. 249 00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:05,984 Today kind of put the emergency back in "emergency room." 250 00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:08,220 Totally get it. Some of the people on the bus 251 00:13:08,254 --> 00:13:09,889 were pretty messed up and I just had this cut. 252 00:13:09,923 --> 00:13:12,291 - It's good to be lucky. 253 00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:14,626 And what is up with the new trauma guy? 254 00:13:14,660 --> 00:13:16,260 Army guy. Top dog at Landstuhl. 255 00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:17,795 Three tours in Iraq, four in Afghanistan. 256 00:13:17,829 --> 00:13:19,864 I'm not asking about his resume. I'm asking where the fuck is he? 257 00:13:19,898 --> 00:13:22,033 I already called him... 258 00:13:22,067 --> 00:13:23,568 shit, I forgot. 259 00:13:25,571 --> 00:13:27,305 Hey, Kev, it's me. 260 00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:29,942 I'm just checking to see if I can get the girls tomorrow. 261 00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:32,478 It would really mean a lot to me, okay? 262 00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:33,979 Call me back? 263 00:13:37,818 --> 00:13:40,553 I think Kevin is avoiding me. 264 00:13:40,588 --> 00:13:42,322 Stop worrying. 265 00:13:42,356 --> 00:13:45,391 He's gonna let you have the girls tomorrow, isn't he? 266 00:13:45,426 --> 00:13:46,859 Are you still obsessed with pictures of your kids 267 00:13:46,894 --> 00:13:48,361 or is it just a baby thing? 268 00:13:48,395 --> 00:13:50,196 No, that never goes away. 269 00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:52,064 Grace had her school photos taken today. 270 00:13:52,099 --> 00:13:54,200 Maybe they're online. 271 00:14:02,443 --> 00:14:04,944 Wow, my daughter the hooker. 272 00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:07,881 She's so grown-up. 273 00:14:07,916 --> 00:14:09,450 And so wrong about that eyeliner. 274 00:14:10,785 --> 00:14:13,053 Do you wanna get out of here for a while? 275 00:14:13,088 --> 00:14:14,955 Mm. 276 00:14:16,658 --> 00:14:19,526 I swear to God I had no fucking clue 277 00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:21,494 how much having him was gonna change my life. 278 00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:24,664 I even vowed to stop using "fucking" as a modifier. 279 00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:28,001 Oh, fuck, that's good. 280 00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:30,103 - Mmm. - Mmm. 281 00:14:30,137 --> 00:14:33,373 - Fennel, capers, and... - And piggy. 282 00:14:33,407 --> 00:14:36,075 Homegrown, happy, lived a full and useful life. 283 00:14:36,110 --> 00:14:38,311 And died for this very moment. 284 00:14:41,682 --> 00:14:43,482 - Excuse me. - What? 285 00:14:43,517 --> 00:14:45,051 Breast-feeding. 286 00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:47,787 I have been gushing like a BP oil rig. 287 00:14:47,821 --> 00:14:50,289 Pumped twice this morning. 288 00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:51,390 To motherhood. 289 00:14:51,425 --> 00:14:53,392 To motherhood. 290 00:15:01,403 --> 00:15:03,037 Hi, Roberta. How's he doing? 291 00:15:04,039 --> 00:15:05,606 Great. 292 00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:07,241 Put him on, love. 293 00:15:07,275 --> 00:15:09,410 Sorry, Jacks. I'm a walking clich�. 294 00:15:09,444 --> 00:15:11,879 Hi, sweetie. 295 00:15:11,913 --> 00:15:16,016 Your mama misses you so much. 296 00:15:16,051 --> 00:15:17,584 Can you say "mama"? 297 00:15:17,619 --> 00:15:18,719 Mama? 298 00:15:18,753 --> 00:15:21,221 Ma... no, mama? 299 00:15:21,255 --> 00:15:23,523 Goo to you, too, darling. 300 00:15:25,760 --> 00:15:27,427 Hey, where the hell are my X-rays? 301 00:15:27,462 --> 00:15:30,063 - I gotta get out of here. - We're still waiting. 302 00:15:32,734 --> 00:15:34,235 Whoa, whoa, sir. Sir, sir, sir. 303 00:15:34,269 --> 00:15:35,603 I'm sorry, you're not allowed back here. 304 00:15:35,638 --> 00:15:36,804 Yeah, but this woman needs some serious... 305 00:15:36,839 --> 00:15:38,573 This is hospital personnel only. 306 00:15:38,607 --> 00:15:40,675 Dr. Ike Prentiss reporting for duty. 307 00:15:40,710 --> 00:15:43,311 - You the new Army doc? - You see this woman? 308 00:15:43,346 --> 00:15:45,113 They were admitting her for asthma. 309 00:15:45,148 --> 00:15:47,149 She's about five seconds away from having an MI. 310 00:15:49,753 --> 00:15:51,954 - Wow, you diagnosed that on the fly. - That's what I do. 311 00:15:51,988 --> 00:15:54,522 Now, with your permission, the woman could use a doctor. 312 00:15:55,424 --> 00:15:57,292 Welcome to All Saints. 313 00:15:57,326 --> 00:16:00,328 All right, just gently roll her. 314 00:16:02,398 --> 00:16:04,666 If you're wondering, I'm ignoring you. 315 00:16:04,701 --> 00:16:06,302 What? 316 00:16:06,336 --> 00:16:08,570 Somebody had to clean up that vomit. 317 00:16:08,605 --> 00:16:10,238 I get it. 318 00:16:12,942 --> 00:16:15,844 Sometimes I'm in your space too much. 319 00:16:15,878 --> 00:16:17,846 Like this morning. 320 00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:20,015 Or when you smashed your good dishes 321 00:16:20,050 --> 00:16:21,917 after that custody thing with Kevin. 322 00:16:21,951 --> 00:16:24,119 Or when you were on probation 323 00:16:24,154 --> 00:16:25,888 and I was always coming home and telling you 324 00:16:25,922 --> 00:16:28,824 about all the amazing stuff going on here at work, 325 00:16:28,858 --> 00:16:30,892 probably making you jealous. 326 00:16:30,927 --> 00:16:33,495 - How is this helping, Zoey? - Exactly. 327 00:16:33,530 --> 00:16:37,867 Sometimes I think I'm helping, 328 00:16:37,901 --> 00:16:40,370 and I'm actually un-helping. 329 00:16:43,207 --> 00:16:45,341 Which is why 330 00:16:45,376 --> 00:16:48,511 I'm thinking it's time that I moved out 331 00:16:48,545 --> 00:16:50,513 and got my own place. 332 00:16:52,282 --> 00:16:54,050 No, you don't have to do that, Zoey. 333 00:16:54,084 --> 00:16:56,920 I think it's best 334 00:16:56,954 --> 00:16:58,988 for both of us. 335 00:17:10,734 --> 00:17:13,168 Broken fifth metatarsal. Six weeks in this thing. 336 00:17:13,203 --> 00:17:14,370 But my only sport is running. 337 00:17:14,404 --> 00:17:15,871 Yeah, well, life's a bitch. 338 00:17:15,906 --> 00:17:17,673 And no way running is a sport. 339 00:17:17,708 --> 00:17:20,109 Who is that? 340 00:17:20,144 --> 00:17:21,410 New trauma guy. 341 00:17:21,445 --> 00:17:23,179 Some big shot Army doc. 342 00:17:23,213 --> 00:17:25,647 How about I just wait for a doctor? 343 00:17:25,682 --> 00:17:27,916 - I am a doctor. - You fucking kidding me? 344 00:17:27,951 --> 00:17:29,218 Is there a problem, sir? 345 00:17:29,252 --> 00:17:30,753 My doctor looks like a drug dealer. 346 00:17:30,787 --> 00:17:32,087 My patient looks like an asshole. 347 00:17:32,122 --> 00:17:34,022 - Okay if we just move on? - Yeah. 348 00:17:34,057 --> 00:17:35,491 Those tattoos? 349 00:17:35,525 --> 00:17:37,694 People you've killed? 350 00:17:37,728 --> 00:17:40,396 Actually, they're saves. 351 00:17:40,430 --> 00:17:41,864 Still want another doctor? 352 00:17:41,899 --> 00:17:43,799 - - I'm good. - Okay, sir. 353 00:17:43,834 --> 00:17:47,003 Here's the drill. First stop is Ortho where they will... 354 00:17:49,807 --> 00:17:50,907 These are just of his foot. 355 00:17:50,941 --> 00:17:52,242 That was his complaint, Doctor. 356 00:17:52,276 --> 00:17:53,743 He was hit by a car, Doctor. 357 00:17:59,717 --> 00:18:01,884 Hard as a rock. Got to be a liver lac. Let's tap him. 358 00:18:01,919 --> 00:18:04,086 - Tap him? Let's get him to CT. - No time. 359 00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:06,388 We have to tap and confirm the bleeding, then get him to the OR. 360 00:18:06,423 --> 00:18:08,390 We haven't tapped in years. We don't even have that stuff. 361 00:18:08,425 --> 00:18:10,826 Then we improvise. Scalpel and a Foley. 362 00:18:15,165 --> 00:18:17,834 Whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait. This isn't Kandahar. 363 00:18:22,306 --> 00:18:23,573 IV saline. 364 00:18:29,013 --> 00:18:32,015 - What is he doing? - Seeing if there's internal bleeding. 365 00:18:41,057 --> 00:18:43,859 All right, get him to the OR. Now, now. 366 00:18:50,867 --> 00:18:53,936 Oh, the irony of saving a racist prick's life. 367 00:18:53,971 --> 00:18:57,406 Hardly worth a tattoo, but he's no different than anyone else. 368 00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:58,640 Even you thought I was a bum. 369 00:18:58,675 --> 00:19:00,309 Well, you were filthy. 370 00:19:00,343 --> 00:19:02,978 Okay, so if your Dr. Cooper or that fuzzy nurse 371 00:19:03,012 --> 00:19:05,647 came into your ER after dry walling their basement, 372 00:19:05,682 --> 00:19:07,049 you would have thought they were bums. 373 00:19:07,083 --> 00:19:08,617 Right. 374 00:19:08,651 --> 00:19:10,185 Listen, don't beat yourself up. 375 00:19:10,219 --> 00:19:13,722 Just hop down off that soapbox, Nurse... 376 00:19:13,756 --> 00:19:15,591 Peyton. 377 00:19:17,227 --> 00:19:18,761 It's Jackie. 378 00:19:19,863 --> 00:19:21,264 Ow, that hurts. 379 00:19:21,298 --> 00:19:22,999 Okay, need a little help here. 380 00:19:25,268 --> 00:19:27,803 Just need a nurse. Zoey, stay. 381 00:19:27,837 --> 00:19:29,138 Go. 382 00:19:29,172 --> 00:19:31,407 I've done this a dozen times. 383 00:19:34,177 --> 00:19:36,645 And I've done it a thousand times. Step away, Doctor. 384 00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:39,214 Take a deep breath, put your chin to your chest, 385 00:19:39,249 --> 00:19:41,049 sip on that water, okay? 386 00:19:47,790 --> 00:19:50,158 Excuse me, Nurse Peyton. 387 00:19:50,192 --> 00:19:51,826 My husband's still waiting. 388 00:19:51,860 --> 00:19:53,795 Really? 389 00:19:55,264 --> 00:19:58,366 You scanned a bladder tumor before my head trauma? 390 00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:00,802 We're down to one working machine with seven patients ahead of him. 391 00:20:00,836 --> 00:20:03,338 - Then get another machine. - They're $425,000 apiece. 392 00:20:03,372 --> 00:20:05,140 How do you suggest I do that? 393 00:20:05,174 --> 00:20:07,809 We have a critically injured patient who has been waiting for two hours. 394 00:20:07,843 --> 00:20:10,378 That woman's tumor is gonna be the same size tomorrow. 395 00:20:10,413 --> 00:20:13,281 - I have to call... - No, I get it, I get it. You're an administrator. 396 00:20:13,316 --> 00:20:15,984 You have to deal with all the red-tape bullshit. I understand. 397 00:20:16,018 --> 00:20:18,253 Let's not forget why we are really here. 398 00:20:22,791 --> 00:20:25,293 10-pack of Percocet. 399 00:20:25,328 --> 00:20:27,496 All right, let's cross-reference here. 400 00:20:27,530 --> 00:20:29,064 What've we got? 401 00:20:30,266 --> 00:20:31,733 What are you doing? 402 00:20:31,767 --> 00:20:33,902 I was helping. It was an emergency. 403 00:20:33,936 --> 00:20:36,271 Good-bye. 404 00:20:38,108 --> 00:20:39,975 This is a lawsuit waiting to bite my butt. 405 00:20:40,010 --> 00:20:41,410 You're not even an employee. 406 00:20:41,445 --> 00:20:43,112 And I'm sorry, Gloria. I... 407 00:20:43,146 --> 00:20:45,414 Which is why I have no choice but... 408 00:20:47,551 --> 00:20:48,985 to hire you back. 409 00:20:59,564 --> 00:21:01,064 Okay, tell ya what. 410 00:21:01,099 --> 00:21:04,301 Give me two minutes. I'm gonna go in there and say hey. 411 00:21:04,336 --> 00:21:05,903 I'll be right back. 412 00:21:07,506 --> 00:21:08,806 The X-rays came back negative. 413 00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:10,408 Then I'm outta here. 414 00:21:10,442 --> 00:21:12,710 Well, not so fast. I had to report the drugs. 415 00:21:12,744 --> 00:21:14,679 Those officers are gonna need to talk to you. 416 00:21:14,713 --> 00:21:16,447 Look, I told you, they weren't even for me. 417 00:21:16,481 --> 00:21:18,916 That's the problem. Possession with intent to distribute. 418 00:21:18,950 --> 00:21:21,886 - You don't have to do this. - There wasn't any other option. 419 00:21:23,856 --> 00:21:27,726 I could tell the officers I made a mistake if... 420 00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:29,460 Let me guess. 421 00:21:29,495 --> 00:21:31,996 You live in Queens, little house, 422 00:21:32,030 --> 00:21:33,731 what, $100,000 mortgage? 423 00:21:33,765 --> 00:21:36,133 Fine, I'll take care of it for you. 424 00:21:36,168 --> 00:21:37,902 You know what? Fuck you. 425 00:21:37,937 --> 00:21:39,438 You don't know anything about me. 426 00:21:39,472 --> 00:21:41,273 Okay, where do you live? 427 00:21:41,307 --> 00:21:45,143 Queens, little house, $110,000 mortgage. 428 00:21:45,178 --> 00:21:47,012 But I'm not interested in taking a nickel from you. 429 00:21:47,046 --> 00:21:50,282 The hospital needs a new CT machine. 430 00:21:50,316 --> 00:21:51,683 Okay, what's that run? 431 00:21:51,718 --> 00:21:54,019 $425,000. 432 00:21:54,053 --> 00:21:56,455 $425,000... who do you think I am? 433 00:21:56,489 --> 00:21:59,024 We've already established who you are. Now we're just haggling. 434 00:22:00,693 --> 00:22:02,761 Thor tells me you just signed a big fat contract. 435 00:22:02,796 --> 00:22:05,264 Wonder what they're gonna pay you in prison. 436 00:22:07,433 --> 00:22:09,401 Good-bye, Nike, good-bye, Gatorade, 437 00:22:09,435 --> 00:22:10,669 good-bye, "Dancing with the Stars." 438 00:22:10,703 --> 00:22:13,104 Okay, I'll buy your fucking machine. 439 00:22:14,774 --> 00:22:16,107 What's it do, anyway? 440 00:22:16,142 --> 00:22:19,110 Um, it helps us win the Super Bowl. 441 00:22:20,246 --> 00:22:21,613 Tommy, Angelo. 442 00:22:21,647 --> 00:22:23,848 Mr. Page'll be happy to sign those autographs now. 443 00:22:27,053 --> 00:22:30,322 You have to make Zoey promise no cake tomorrow 444 00:22:30,356 --> 00:22:33,291 'cause she absolutely does not listen to me. 445 00:22:33,326 --> 00:22:36,194 Where are you going? You've been here one day. 446 00:22:42,869 --> 00:22:45,771 Do not even say it. 447 00:22:48,441 --> 00:22:50,876 I want to be with my baby all the time. 448 00:22:50,910 --> 00:22:52,477 That's amazing, 'cause, you know, 449 00:22:52,511 --> 00:22:54,412 you're the first mother that ever felt that way. 450 00:22:57,016 --> 00:22:59,984 When you were on probation, spending all that time with your kids... 451 00:23:00,019 --> 00:23:02,587 It was great. And then I came back to work, 452 00:23:02,621 --> 00:23:04,689 'cause that's what we do. 453 00:23:04,723 --> 00:23:07,725 There are all kinds of people here who depend on you. 454 00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:11,930 Actually, one person depends on me. 455 00:23:11,964 --> 00:23:13,665 And I have to be there for him. 456 00:23:13,699 --> 00:23:16,768 I don't want my child growing up 457 00:23:16,802 --> 00:23:18,603 hating me for being absent. 458 00:23:18,638 --> 00:23:20,606 I want him hating me for being me. 459 00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:22,541 I think you... 460 00:23:22,575 --> 00:23:23,942 I think you have to slow down. 461 00:23:23,977 --> 00:23:25,310 You have to think this through. 462 00:23:25,345 --> 00:23:27,079 This is a huge step. 463 00:23:27,114 --> 00:23:30,015 Maybe... maybe you should talk to a therapist. 464 00:23:30,049 --> 00:23:31,450 A therapist? I'm British. 465 00:23:31,484 --> 00:23:33,719 Jacks, I have thought this through. 466 00:23:33,753 --> 00:23:35,988 I don't want to miss his first words, 467 00:23:36,023 --> 00:23:38,824 his first steps, his first anything. 468 00:23:38,859 --> 00:23:41,127 You know me. I'm rich, narcissistic, and selfish. 469 00:23:41,161 --> 00:23:42,962 I don't want to miss that stuff, and I don't have to. 470 00:23:42,996 --> 00:23:44,396 How nice for you. 471 00:23:44,431 --> 00:23:46,899 It'd be great if we could all just quit our jobs and fly away. 472 00:23:46,933 --> 00:23:48,701 I know you're pissed off. 473 00:23:50,871 --> 00:23:52,872 So when are you leaving? 474 00:23:55,643 --> 00:23:57,244 When are you leaving? 475 00:23:57,278 --> 00:23:59,580 Today's my last day. 476 00:24:02,050 --> 00:24:03,650 Really? 477 00:24:03,684 --> 00:24:05,485 The day before my birthday? 478 00:24:09,257 --> 00:24:11,391 I don't think you understand. 479 00:24:11,426 --> 00:24:15,062 You are the only thing standing between me and... 480 00:24:17,899 --> 00:24:20,800 Oh, hello, baby. 481 00:24:20,835 --> 00:24:22,769 Hello, baby, oh. 482 00:24:22,803 --> 00:24:24,904 Come to me. 483 00:24:24,938 --> 00:24:28,876 Oh, my gosh. Who's the most beautiful baby? 484 00:24:28,910 --> 00:24:31,745 Who's the most beautiful baby ever? 485 00:24:31,779 --> 00:24:33,413 Look at you. 486 00:24:33,448 --> 00:24:35,716 Oh, my gosh. 487 00:24:37,251 --> 00:24:39,252 Oh, my gosh. 488 00:24:45,493 --> 00:24:47,493 Look, I'm good now, all right? 489 00:24:47,528 --> 00:24:50,196 And as a gesture of gratitude to All Saints 490 00:24:50,230 --> 00:24:52,497 for taking such amazing care of me... 491 00:24:52,532 --> 00:24:55,633 I'm donating a new CT machine to the hospital. 492 00:24:55,668 --> 00:24:58,403 That's just my way of giving back to my community 493 00:24:58,437 --> 00:25:00,138 and the great city 494 00:25:00,172 --> 00:25:02,773 of New York City. 495 00:25:02,807 --> 00:25:04,541 Hey, Jackie, it's Kevin. 496 00:25:04,576 --> 00:25:07,310 I know it's your birthday tomorrow, but we had a plan. 497 00:25:07,345 --> 00:25:10,079 And I think you should start sticking to the agreements we make. 498 00:25:10,113 --> 00:25:12,014 So I'm gonna keep the girls. 499 00:25:12,048 --> 00:25:13,749 I already told them. 500 00:25:13,784 --> 00:25:16,218 Have a good one. 501 00:25:16,253 --> 00:25:21,190 * When all is said and done * 502 00:25:21,225 --> 00:25:25,360 * When all is said and done * 503 00:25:25,394 --> 00:25:30,098 * It's only make-believe * 504 00:25:30,132 --> 00:25:33,534 * Nothing more * 505 00:25:36,771 --> 00:25:39,573 * Falling * 506 00:25:39,607 --> 00:25:42,142 * Falling down * 507 00:25:42,177 --> 00:25:46,747 * Down, down, down * 508 00:25:46,781 --> 00:25:49,550 * Falling * 509 00:25:49,584 --> 00:25:55,255 * Falling, what is all that about? * 510 00:25:56,257 --> 00:25:58,726 * Falling * 511 00:25:58,761 --> 00:26:01,128 * Falling down * 512 00:26:01,163 --> 00:26:04,532 * Down, down, down * 513 00:26:19,749 --> 00:26:24,987 * Visions come in the dark * 514 00:26:25,021 --> 00:26:29,091 * Visions come in the dark * 515 00:26:29,125 --> 00:26:33,963 * Just look the other way * 516 00:26:33,998 --> 00:26:36,933 * Now it's gone * 517 00:26:40,905 --> 00:26:43,740 * Falling * 518 00:26:43,775 --> 00:26:46,343 * Falling down * 519 00:26:46,378 --> 00:26:51,215 * Down, down, down * 520 00:26:51,250 --> 00:26:53,585 * Falling * 521 00:26:53,619 --> 00:26:59,291 * Falling, what is all that about? * 522 00:27:04,965 --> 00:27:08,034 Happy fuckin' birthday. 523 00:27:27,288 --> 00:27:37,288 - synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 524 00:27:37,488 --> 00:27:42,088 Resync for Kyr Webrip by CookiesMonsta 38327

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