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Thank you very much.

So?

It's beautiful!

Quieta!

Talk to me.

Talk to me like when you read the weather report.

Come on, come on, please.

Good evening.

...Like the synoptic chart shows, in the...

...Antarctic territory... extreme temperatures are expected...

Say the morning fog...

The temperature will... 10º Fahrenheit.

Morning fog...

The morning fog...

Temperatures are between 3 and 13...

In Valdivia the humidity surprises the southerners...

In Temuco, Concepción and Talca...

...changing to clear skies...

Cheers, my love...

Cheers...

29 grados...

to the north... it becomes unbearable.

In the Elqui Valley...

...thanks to the Pisco Sour.

...the situation becomes unbearable.

I need a cigarette...

Do you have the lighter somewhere?

This fucking place stinks...

UNFAITHFUL WOMEN

Come on...

Four, three, two, one.

62% of the Chilean women,

is or has been unfaithful to their couple.

This figure was obtained thanks to a survey...

performed by the United Nations.

This is the topic that we will address tonight...

in Mario Guzman's report.

Good evening, Mario.

Good evening,

we are here with Eva Soler,

psychologist,

specialist in sexual disorders...

who is here to explain these figures...

Good evening Eva,

thank you for being with us. Welcome.

Hello, thank you.

Tell us, I understand that around 1600 women...

were surveyed in the country.

And the results of this survey gives us an absolute and categorical conclusion.

We are in the first place at a worldwide level in that topic, is that so?

Yes, and for an extensive margin.

We are definitely the world champions in female infidelity...

Men only surpass us.

It can be deduced then that we are the world champions of the cuckolds.

This makes us appear ridiculous, of course.

That is a very masculine point of view.

But you must consider that...

without the active participation of males...

these figures would not be possible.

What do you mean by the active participation of men?

Well, in the first place,

to cheat on a man I have to do it with another man,

unless I am a lesbian, which is another possibility,

in the second place, a woman cheats for a reason,

women do not cheat just because they are horny...

We have a strong monogamous instinct unless we are profoundly unhappy.

Excuse me... you said monogamous instinct...

That is women can go against their instinct for revenge?

Revenge is one of the motives mentioned though not the most important.

The woman does not feel loved, in general. She doesn't feel valued,

and that inhibits her sexually with her couple,

you see then what a woman looks for when being unfaithful...

is really a boyfriend,

is to regain the sensation she had with her husband...

in the beginning,

when he complimented her, acknowledged her,

he loved the way he was. So...

it would never be about a woman would for being fresh,

to put it in a way, would be unfaithful?

Yes, well there are women that are more passionate.

But there are few women

that manage to separate affection from sex.

Thus, they tend to build a relationship

that lasts in time.

We do not have much time left, Eva,

Tell me, what attitude should men have to revert this figure?

In case they care... do you think men care about it?

I don't think men are foolish enough

...to not realize that choosing to be distant

can bring consequences.

Now, they could make themselves

responsible of the following mathematical equation:

A man in Chile works an average of 12 hrs a day,

we are including transportation, food, etc.

He watches TV a couple of hours,

sleeps around 6 hours which is not a lot

...and we are not considering the dentist,

the buddies, the ex wife, the children... and the mother

- two hours, gives us a total of 22 hours. - Right.

2 hours, dedicated to sex...

Don't you think it's more than enough to satisfy

the most passionate and demanding woman?

I want you to make love to me.

Excuse me?

Yes there is something that is not being understood,

what an unfaithful woman looks for

is not exactly sexual satisfaction,

it does not go alone, in the woman's case.

Now, even if it were that way

the monthly average of orgasms

of a married woman in Chile is 1.2 orgasms.

It is worrying. Amazing.

That demonstrates that it is not working

- ...with those 2 hours. - No, absolutely.

Unfortunately we ran out of time but

before we say goodbye

I would like to invite you to our next program.

That is all for today,

we thank you for your being with us

and wait for you tomorrow as usual

at the same time in our news space.

See you tomorrow, Mario,

thank you very much for this interesting topic.

More than interesting I would call it polemical.

Cecilia, which group do you belong to?

The 62% or the 38%? Good night.

Good night.

Cut!

Ready?

Ready, yes. Goodbye. Bye.

Thank you Thanks to you.

Cecilia, you know him well.

You know he likes to provoke.

Don't take it like something personal.

He's an asshole. I don't want to see Mario again.

Please calm down and listen to me.

I cannot fire him just like that.

He has just renewed his contract with the channel.

What language do you want me to use?

Take him off my side, I don't know,

send him to the streets, let him look for UFO's,

vampires, I don't give a shit.

He pisses me off, he makes me nervous,

I can't make the questions.

So take him away, as far as possible. OK?

All right, but please lower your voice.

I'll see what I can do.

Here, your husband has called you twice.

Just what I needed.

That... I want you to make love to me.

But, Virginita, we are having dinner.

Yes, but I want to make love to you now.

Honey, could you wait till I finish dinner

and we are in a more appropriate place?

Ok, honey, forget it.

Wait a minute, Virginia.

Sorry, but what happens if I'm tired of waiting?

Sorry, is this a complaint?

You should be happy with the things you have, Virginia.

And enjoy them.

And not behave like a spoilt and pampered girl.

Do you understand me?

Ok, honey,

from now on you won't hear any more complaints from me.

Hello, Francisco. What is the matter?

Late, like every Wednesday, why?

Did you use the thermometer?

That's not much, give her half an aspirin.

I can't, I have a production meeting.

I'll have to let you go, Francisco,

the meeting starts in 10 minutes. And I have not prepared anything.

No, don't wait up.

Kiss.

Me too, bye.

Meeting?

Go to hell!

Be careful. Be very careful, Cecilia.

Out of my way, asshole.

Out of my way!

Mario.

What's up, everything alright?

Yes. I'm leaving.

Look, be prepared because I have a little job for you.

Today?

Yes, now. Now?

Yes, we have to do this for the late night news.

In a Firemen's Quarters?

What's wrong with that?

This is a joke...

Excuse me?

Is this a joke?

Of course not.

It needs to be done and we are going to do it.

That's it. That's it.

What a kiss ass!

What do you mean

I put my ass on the line to give you

what you deserve once a week

...and it's not enough.

And I don't... Yes, you too.

But why do we have to talk about it now?

Because.

But why now? We are going to have a good time...

Because of Mario Guzman.

Who cares about thatjerk? What's he got to do with it?

What do you mean who cares ... that asshole knows something.

He's going to make this go public. Would you like a scandal?

Don't be paranoid, nothing's gonna happen.

I'm not being paranoid.

I think we have to assume the fact

...that this is notjust being horny.

I'm not so sure this is not being horny

Come on, Alberto, I mean it.

We can't go on like this.

We have to assume the truth

and say that we are together and that's it.

OK.

Hey, come with me.

You're lovely.

Then lets go.

Lets leave this place.

What are you thinking of?

Alvaro.

Lets not talk about him now.

- Hey, I have a present for you. - Really?

- Yes. - Why?

Why? Because you are the prettiest,

the hottest woman.

The best mother...

What is this?

I know it might be corny,

but it is what I feel for you.

Tell me... then we take it from the top.

And then we come back to the van.

Lets go, it's already late.

Ok, luck to you...

Nice fire engine. Shall we make some shots here?

Yes, it could be... but no... wait a minute...

Check it out, the engines are brand new -Yep.

Modern, eh.

Hello, yes, working. Yes,

but I left you a message.

I can't do anything right now,

what do you want me to do, I'm working.

I don't like it either. I don't like it

That's how it is... she hang up, the bitch.

Take it easy. Idiot, retarded.

Three.

We are beating the record...

I want to marry you. Cecilia.

As if it were that easy...

At least we have a divorce law.

We have to do something,

they will catch us any moment

and shit's going to hit the fan.

I need a cigarette.

Do you have the lighter there?

Thrilling news.

You come here looking for thrilling news...

I don't know if I offend you

but we are in Santiago, not in New York.

Really, there's not much happening here.

If you want we can go in and sit down to continue talking...

A bomb!

It was near. Near.

18 restore, 19 attack. Lets go! Quick.

Lets move, quick!

An explosion destroyed part of a motel in our capital.

One of our mobile units has just arrived at the scene

In a few moments we will have live images.

Well, we would usually begin with a "good evening"

but there is nothing good about tonight,

Just a few seconds ago

a bomb damaged great part of the motel behind me,

located in the most exclusive neighborhood of our capital

...Firemen are...

Hey, we are going to get burnt!

Hey.

Turn it off, turn it off. Turn the camera off.

Don't fuck me up.

I scratch you're back you'll scratch mine... alright?

What are you doing here! Get out right now!

Come in, come in...

I told you we should leave, Mario.

Don't chicken out now, asshole.

We'll save the year with this report.

I'll make a phone call.

Hello, hello, yes, Mario Guzman here.

Tell him that we are inside the motel now,

tell him we are in the motel

We need to be on air any minute now.

Surprise. Announce shocking images,

Tell these assholes that I'll make the report.

I'll begin it and finish it.

I don't want any censoring. No censoring. OK, bye.

The images that we have captured are really overwhelming

and difficult to reproduce for you,

that is why we have decided to enter this room,

a random room,

in order for you to see what is happening in this place.

In order for you to see what is happening in this place.

We can see that the structural damages are immense.

Glass, an intense gas smell.

We want to warn you that the images we will show

...now may be shocking.

There is a body of a person on the carpet,

our camera man, Kike Inostrosa, is trying to identify him,

The images are really astonishing, we are the first ones...

Shit hit the fan, man.

It's Valdes.

It's Alberto Valdes, man.

Lets get out of here.

Yes, Yes I hear you, What?

We were cut off. We are off the air.

What are we going to do?

Hello. I understand. I understand, OK, OK.

What did they say?

Shit hit the fan.

Nobody wants to take responsibility for this.

Lets get out of here, Mario.

No, we are not leaving.

No man comes to a motel alone.

Hello, Ramirez, this is Teresa Vial.

Where the hell do I look.

Hello... ok, ok. I get it, perfect.

They don't want any more images of Valdes.

We will be on air in 10 seconds.

Bitch, I knew it, bitch.

We continue, live.

TV 6 to show you what is going on this motel,

we are in the presence of a second victim,

we don't know who it is...

we want to warn you that

what we will show now may be highly shocking.

We will see who it is...

Go to bed, dear.

But I can't sleep.

Go to bed, I said.

Hello... Listen...

Anything else? Sorry? Hello, hello.

We are back with this impacting news, from the place of the scene,

our reporters are on site. Go ahead Mario.

Hi, come on in.

Excuse me.

What happened?

Forgive me for bothering you now.

But I tried to get you on the phone

but it wasn't on.

I turned it off because, you know I was on TV.

Yes... Then it started ringing so often that I turned it of.

Yes, I saw you.

You looked great, congratulations...

Weren't we supposed to meet on Friday?

Yes, but I needed to talk to you now

...I couldn't wait until Friday

Come in. What is the problem.

Did you run out of medication for your anxiety?

No, no, that is very much under control.

So, then...

Then, what happens to me is calledAlejandro.

Alejandro, who is he? Do I know him?

The horticulturist.

Remember I told you I was building

a hydroponic orchard in my house?

Well, he started working this week.

He arrived on Monday, very early.

An early bird!

Well, I saw him and I liked him immediately,

then the morning passed

and I looked out to see him in the garden

...and then at midday I gave him some lunch,

because he had been working all morning,

poor thing, under the sun.

- OK. - Poor thing... imagine.

And I couldn't stop looking at him through the window,

I was like obsessed. I was feeling things,

I was like his slave...

I saw him working and,

and it was then when I think, I had an orgasm.

You had an orgasm?

But did you touch yourself? A little bit.

And did you feel pleasure?

Did you feel you got somewhere?

I don't know.

Did you like it?

Of course I did. I felt something I had never felt...

...before. Like electricity...

But, he's not my husband, can you imagine that?

What's wrong with that? I feel terribly guilty

Hey, your husband has not touched you in months

And this man did not touch you.

I wish he had touched you. I can't get him off my mind.

Where from? Come on, there's nothing wrong with that.

Your lucky, I'm glad for you.

But, what do I do? It doesn't feel right.

You have to be faithful...

Yes you're right. I totally agree with you.

I have a husband... And whether I like it or...

I'm not talking about your husband.

I'm saying you have to be faithful to yourself.

To your nature... This is your life...

Your husband may be an accident in your life

But your orgasms are your responsibility.

You follow the path of the orgasm.

Orgasms are a human right.

I have called you a hundred times.

I must have had my cell phone

turned off after the meeting...

I thought you were with Cecilia Ureta but no,

I just saw her on the news.

In a fire in a motel. Naked.

Can you tell me what's going on?

Who were you with?

I was in a meeting. Look at me,

...who were you with? I was in a meeting

...Cecilia didn't turn up.

We found out what happened, I was going to tell you now but...

excuse me I'm going to the toilet.

Excuse me I'm going to the toilet.

Sorry, I only told you what Cecilia asked me to say.

She's my friend. Come on!

I wander how many guys you have slept...

...with in these production meetings.

If you had charged for it we would be millionaires.

Hey, please, Alvaro, ask whomever you want.

But who am I going to ask?

The asshole that's sleeping with you now?

Come on, say the truth.

Say the fucking truth for once.

Here's all Cecilia's production phone numbers.

Please ask one by one who have I slept with.

Don't be ridiculous!

Who's going to answer this late.

As if they were sleeping after what happened.

You know what?

I'm going out and when I come back

you'll have to tell me the truth.

Good evening.

Good evening. I am the husband.

Good evening. Well, your wife is alright.

Her vital signs are stable and she will recover soon.

That's good. Can I see her?

We are waiting for her to regain conscience.

Jaime, another whisky, please.

Hey, come on, calm down.

No, no, it's about me.

It's about me not about her

I don't give a shit about her.

It's my honor, my pride

The shame that I have to go through.

Take it easy.

They are looking at us, man.

Hey, look, Carola is a loyal woman.

She's helping Cecilia.

You got confused and paranoid.

No, no, I am not paranoid at all.

I know there's something else. I don't know what it is.

I know there is something else.

I have this doubt.

I want to know whether she's fucking me or not.

If she's unfaithful or not.

Lower your voice, lower your voice.

I can't.

Take it easy.

Somebody gave me this, but I don't need it.

Here, this may help you. What is this?

Lts for cuckolds. What do you mean cuckold?

For paranoids. How do you mean paranoid?

Well, they work in infidelities.

Hey, do you want to find out the truth or not?

They can help you.

Vilches y Liverona

Hey, are you going to be alright?

Don't worry about me. I'll be fine.

Stay calm. We have work tomorrow.

It's going to be a tough day

Just one more drink and I leave.

So I can go now then.

Yes. Please, I mean no, no... you can leave

You're going to be alright?

Yes, I'll be fine, I'll be fine.

Take care. Relax. Relax!

You don't know the amount of money

...that I spent in the hair stylist.

Charming, waxed, lots of perfume

you know? Nothing.

The champagne was there, the glasses,

I wanted to do it all.

The school girl, the nun,

the whore, the nurse. Nothing.

Tell me about it.

And then he got home angry,

speaking on the cell phone, of course.

Typical. He throws his jacket,

then sits turns on theTV. And then...

starts telling me a story about a Japanese executive

that planted lettuces in some sort of sponge.

What do I know?

What do I care about lettuces in a sponge?

That must be Roberta's flight.

Are you carrying something like pastrami?

No, sir.

Could you open your suitcase, please?

Yes, sure.

You know, miss that despite the international treaties

and the free commerce agreements

that we have with the rest of the foreign countries,

it is strictly forbidden to bring to our territory

any kind of animal, vegetables, mineral and others...

that may jeopardize our fellow citizen's health.

Yes.

And this is for personal or commercial use?

Personal.

Nothing at all.

An hour and a half.

I better turn the engine of.

It was about time.

Hey, do you know how much the fuel costs?

No, How much?

What?

550 pesos.

We have to change this truck.

Why, man? We just cannot afford it.

We'll have to make an effort.

No, I don't want to make more efforts.

I want to change this truck. I don't like it.

Lets buy a city car.

A what? A city car.

What's that? Don't you know what a city car is?

No idea.

It's a concept the Japanese invented

which is a car for the city, cheaper,

smaller and much more comfortable.

What are we going to do when we go to the beach?

I'm not going back to Llo Lleo.

What's wrong with Llo Lleo?

I don't like it. I don't like Llo Lleo.

Smells like fish. I don't like it. I hate it

Llo Lleo, Llo Lleo, it reminds me of a joke.

Which one?

The one about the queers...

I hate thatjoke. You're a pain.

You have to make fun about everything

The thing is make fun of everything.

What's up?

My pussycat.

What's this wonderful surprise?

We have to talk.

Come in then. What's that look on your face?

Look, I'm not going to wait for a fucking erotic dream

to come to my bed to have pleasure.

No, I think it's far out of the question.

Do you want to end up like her?

No, dummy.

What will she be like?

Who? The Spaniard? Charming.

She's not from Spain.

She has been in Spain for about 8 years.

Yes, but she is Chilean.

How long does it take a Chilean to stop being one?

She takes a plane and that's it.

Arrives in Miami, takes her bra off

and she wont say huevon ever again.

We're gathered here to say goodbye

to a great man.

A man of those that unfortunately

are very few left

His generosity, his righteousness,

will make the ones that met him difficult to forget.

His kind soul.

Excuse me, father.

It seems that you have mistaken the deceased.

Excuse me?

Inside this coffin there is no great man.

So lets get this over and done with

and lets go to the channel.

There is a lot to do.

I, I can talk to him. Tell him that I love you.

I will die.

He will understand, I promise.

And after that what?

Then, even if It sounds childish,

even if it is foolish,

we grab my bike and we go far away.

We grab my bike and we go far away.

We go to Mendoza

and make love in every corner, love.

Look at me. We leave together.

Don't make things more difficult.

Look at me. Yes, look at me.

You, you love me. You love me,

because if you don't I'll disappear. I leave.

And you will never see me again.

Do you love me?

I love you.

I love you. I love you.

Then lets leave.

We won't see each other for a while, ok?

For a while? Why?

Until things calm down.

Promise me you're not going to do anything foolish.

Promise me, ok?

Be apart for a while. Be apart for a while.

What is that shit.

What the fuck means to be apart.

Shut up.

Lets go on to another topic. Cecilia Ureta.

Mrs. Vial,

I imagine you'll want to cancel her contract.

Zavala, you have very little imagination.

Allow me to remind you that Cecilia Ureta's program

is the one that has the most important amount

of publicity in this channel.

So whether we like it or not,

Cecilia Ureta sells.

Her eyes sell, her legs sell,

her lips sell. Even her infidelity sells

So as soon as she's recovered

I want her back in this channel.

But we don't know when

she will be in condition to do so.

Thus, we will have to find someone to replace her.

Mario Guzman. I think he won that position.

Make sure you contract Eva Soler,

I want her together with Guzman.

Lets talk more about the Spanish woman.

What was that impressed you so much about her?

To see her happy. She was happy.

She was feminine, an arrogance,

a smile, do you get me?

I mean, it makes me question my own life. I hate that.

And then when I went to drop her off at the hotel,

sure, we had a nice conversation

but there came a moment when I felt like crying my heart out.

Because, how I wish to have

the bottle of champagne in the soul, like her.

There she is, there she is.

Is it her or not?

She's stunning.

Show the sign... show the sign. It's upside down.

Further up, further up... she can't see it.

Hello, Roberta?

Yes, Cristina Mujica, pleased to meet you.

My pleasure.

Sorry, they are two, In Spain they are two.

She is Virginia Zaldivar, our architect.

Pleased to meet you. One, two.

Well, how was your trip?

Excellent. Very good. Good.

How long have you been away from Chile?

Since I went crazy.

Too crazy? Very crazy, very crazy.

Really?

Pretty nice.

Are we professional or are we not professional? We are.

Ok, Ok

For a beer

We got him.

No... This is what we call an asshole.

No, super asshole.

Somebody that we can use as counterpoint

to Eva Soler's comments

Somebody that thinks absolutely the opposite to create polemic.

A psychologist. No, not a psychologist

...I don't think so

A psychologist... on one hand we have the theory

and I need real information, concrete data.

Did you talk to Eva Soler? Yes, Mario.

Go to your office, everything is fine, go and relax.

OK.

Is she going to die, dad?

No, sweetheart.

Does it hurt her a lot?

No, it doesn't hurt because she's sleeping.

Maybe when she wakes up.

Poor sucker. Poor super sucker.

Imagine when he finds out that his wife is unfaithful.

Thank God the video does not show

the guy's face.

The only thing I want is not to be there when that happens.

Hello, Vilches y Liverona.

I'll put you through.

Who is it?

It's for us, from channel 6.

Why don't you answer?

Because it seems that we have a secretary this way.

Jerk. A secretary with a cell phone. Yes, hello.

Look, what I cannot understand is

how somebody can sleep with another person

to save his or her marriage.

But, do you think there are two different things?

I think that there are things

more important than sex in marriage, Cristina.

A lot more. Hey, sorry,

how long has it been since you've had an orgasm?

Come on, answer.

Tell us, tell us. You haven't had any.

How could I have had none, Cristina.

And the rest of the times you pretend you have orgasms?

No, not me. I swear.

Oh, my God. This is getting like a real city.

Hey, where would you put a sex shop?

Here in Santiago? Yes.

I don't know.

We would have to make a market research first.

Sure. Do that first.

But is there a sex shop already?

I don't know.

I am already married. So?

I don't use those products.

Look, and you know what's best?

They don't like football. That's ugly!

It's disgusting! And it vibrates.

It vibrates!

Keep it. Keep it.

I assure you it will bring something new

to your marriage. Let me touch it.

Are you crazy?

Es blandito y pegajoso.

You will design the store for my business

isn't that so?

I didn't know that the store would sell sex products.

Yes, it is.

Well, if you're going to work with me

the first thing you have to do

is open your mind and make it possible.

It suits you.

Things one has to do for work.

And that goes for you too.

We have to break the taboos in this city.

We have to offer fantasy,

I don't know... sex quality is life quality.

Unbelievable, right?

May I? You're smoking again?

Yes, the first thing I decided

was to change guilt for pleasure.

Excellent.

Hey, look, It looks like my husband.

And what do you think about Virginia?

Listening to her scared me.

What scared you?

I mean, resign myselfjust like her

...no, I mean really, no.

I don't want to be unfaithful

but I don't want to languish either,

do you get me? I don't know...

And what will you do?

Work with Roberta for the time being.

See if they miss me at home.

Camila, Camila.

Camila,

Francisco is going to take her away from me.

No, take it easy. That will never happen.

Alberto, Alberto.

Silly, I promise I will always be here.

Calm down now.

Shit! This thing is running away!

Virginia!

Mother.

I hope your conscience is not as dirty as this.

Don't be silly.

Hello,

I came to speak to you man to man.

Look for some time now, Carola and I have, well,

Carola and I...

I have concrete proof that Carola is screwing somebody.

Do you want to see? Look.

While I work! While I work.

Well that's the reason then...

While you work

...the only thing you care about is yourjob.

Are you on her side, man?

No, I'm not. What I'm saying dad is

that all your life the only thing

you have cared about is work,

work, work, work, and the people who love you,

where do you leave them?

But what the fuck is wrong with that.

Nothing bad, nothing bad, dad.

I'm only telling you

what I think as your son. That's it.

Do you need money?

No, no. What I need is less important,

it doesn't matter.

I'm glad you came.

Another one?

Yeah.

Relax, man.

Broads are like buses

you get off one and get on another one.

Broads are like buses,

you get off one and get on another one.

Cheers for that. To buses!

The ten commandments of the unfaithful woman.

By Vilches y Liverona.

The ten commandments of the unfaithful woman,

I loved it. I loved it.

I think we are going to make it with this one.

The last ten shows.

And how much will we get paid

for participating in the show?

I don't manage that part.

My executive producer sees that.

We prefer to deal with you.

We know each other, we know our faces...

I don't know. Two millions, is that alright?

I told you. I told you.

I told you Liber. I told you.

Don't call me Liber, call me Liberona.

Liberona, I told you.

Mrs. Ureta was a lot more...

Excuse me... Cecilia? Cecilia Ureta?

Yes, sir.

She offered us double for this.

We have to get together with her to hand her these pictures today

...but she's not available...

And because you invited us to your show...

Which is the best mall?

No, you don't intend to sell

your toys in a mall...

Of course, it's a modern and pretty place,

with unsatisfied people and with lots of money.

Yes, but I don't know how much you remember

this country but these women do not kill boredom

buying silicone dicks

and specially in place where they can be seen.

And what do they do?

They get bored.

They get bored, or we get bored?

Yes, I understand,

they learn to live with boredom

as if it were a pet, right?

Something like that.

You know what?

That has got to change some day.

One day women will decide to sacrifice their pet

and won't feel guilty and think

that God will punish them with hell.

Furthermore, I think each one owns their happiness

Not the husband, the mother or the children,

not even your lover is going to come

and solve your life. No.

Lets talk about you.

Are you married?

I am happy. And you?

No. I mean I'm married.

Alvaro is absolutely paranoid,

he's crazy, he's sick.

What would you do?

I'd kill her. You wouldn't?

Well, I don't know.

If you don't know, who does?

I think one has to have a clear point of view in life,

about every issue, abortion,

the pill, infidelity as well.

Yes, you're right, but Virginita is different,

she would never be unfaithful to her husband.

She's different. Different from Cristina?

Yes, I mean no, I mean yes and no

Do you get me?

Virginita is a structured person.

Timid. Look... sex makes her suffer.

What would her have a lover for

She's not interested in sex.

Neither does Cristina.

She's not interested in sex?

No, she loves sex. I satisfy all her needs.

She has one orgasm after the other.

Incredible, you should listen to her

You are lucky!

Excuse me. It's her. Hello, love. Hi, what?

Later? Don't worry, love,

I'll wait for you. Kiss... Bye.

What happened?

She'll get home later.

She's having dinner with a client.

Don't get any ideas, the client is a woman.

Cheers!

For the times to come! To silicone.

Excellent. Delicious.

Hey, five years of marriage.

And how does it go?

I don't know, normal, I suppose.

Well, the truth is that we don't see each other much.

The truth is that

I don't listen to him and neither does he.

Can you bring me olive oil?

And when he talks to me I don't understand

and he does not understand me at all.

Yes, but I'm talking about sex.

Do you get along in bed?

I don't know, I can't imagine after 5 years.

I don't. Nothing, nothing.

But he doesn't know,

he thinks he's the perfect lover.

And you know what?

He doesn't even know where the clitoris is.

He understands nothing.

I think he doesn't even know it exists.

And you know the worst of all?

Tell me.

When he finishes with that cheap imitation

of an unsaciable stud,

he stares at you like, I don't know,

as if I had to thank him, you know?

Your husband is a real jewel.

Maybe you should introduce him to me.

Why not...

You know what?

You may think that I'm crazy,

lost in the world, and that I don't give a shit

but I've never been unfaithful.

Really. Thank you.

I haven't had the need. I don't know,

I don't feel I belong to anybody

and nobody belongs to me.

When I have been with somebody it's just that.

I have fun, I have a good time,

I fall madly in love and when it's over

it's over and that's it.

But don't you sufer?

Yes, I do, but it soon goes away

and I let go. We have to enjoy.

It doesn't hurt?

What? Depends on the size right?

And where...

Hey! I'm learning, I'm learning.

- Hi. - Hi, how are you?

Better.

I was at your place and brought you some things.

I was with Camilita.

How is she?

Missing you.

I'm not getting out of here, Carola.

What will you do. Stay here locked up forever?

Mario is going to do a show that will tear you in pieces.

You must get out of here.

Good morning, Cecilia.

I see that you're much better than what your husband told me.

I'm glad.

Sorry, Teresa but I think this is not the best time...

Honey, lets save time. I want to talk to her.

Leave us, Carola.

I had to assume the management of the channel, Cecilia.

And don't worry,

I don't have heartfeelings towards you.

I want you back at work today.

I, I can't. Yes, you can. Even more,

you are going to excuse yourself

publicly for what happened.

We have a contract

and you'll have to stick to it.

Solve your family problems and back to work.

We pay you amounts of money for something.

Come on.

Hello. Yes, of course. Unbelievable.

They are elite sportsmen. Yes, sure.

19 miles per hour at least

Fabulous, yes. Yes,

Virginita is here, she's fine.

Of course, yes,

will they show it again? OK, OK, bye.

Honey... Virginita.

Do we have batteries somewhere?

They're going to show the goals again.

We don't have batteries, love.

Are you OK? Yes.

Honey, do you have a tummy ache?

Poor thing.

Pain, sadness,

anguish is what I feel today

for our workmate. How are you?

Fine.

What's that?

You know very well what this is.

But why did they bring them here?

We want our money before the show.

What was our agreement?

We were going to pay you, right?

One thing are my problems,

another thing is the show Alright?

OK, man. You know what we learnt

when we started this business?

Not to trust.

Go talk to the productor and then you go to makeup, OK?

Hey, listen, as Tony Caluga said...

No money, no Tony.

Come in.

You must be the ones for the check, right?

Vilches and Liberona. Pleased to meet you.

You don't know how glad we are to find you.

I imagine, 6 and a half millions

is a sum to make you glad. There.

No, no. Make another one for 2 millions.

Explain it to her.

A 2 and 6 ceros. Liber.

Explain about the 2 millions.

Your husband hired us. He suspects you.

Well and the worst part of ourjob

is having to say the truth to the client.

So, Alvaro is not going to know

that it is his son...

Carola, listen to me...

Go away, I know everything.

These men just told me.

These are the fuckers

You... What's the matter with you?

No, no, no.

I paid them. Lets go.

They say Alvaro doesn't know. Lets go.

That's how you make a living...

3 millions now, jerk. 3 millions.

Cute. Bravo, bravo,

you'll make me and my old man separate.

For some time, yes,

but then we are going to reconcile

And we'll go after you.

No.

I feel sorry for you.

You sorry fuckers. You faggots.

Carola, listen to me. Listen to me.

We'll do it my way now. No more lies.

Faggots, fuckers.

We screwed up, man.

How are you?

He broke our briefcase, man.

Is he there? Is he there?

Son of a bitch. How can you do this?

What are you doing with her?

What are you doing with Carola?

I'm your father, don't you get it?

Take it easy, calm down.

I'm your father, how can you do this to me?

Did you go crazy? What's in your mind?

She's my woman. This is wrong, man.

Calm down, man.

How do you mean calm down?

Take it easy.

We did not want to hurt you...

That's what you told me.

This woman

Shameless.

How embarrassing!

Come here. You got to have bad luck!

The whole country new.

Imagine. Everybody. Everybody.

Know what? It finished.

Hey? What?

It looks different from here.

The world is really changing now

Hey? How do you think whores do it?

Do whores feel unfaithful?

They arrive home and feel horny again?

Well, who knows

The pussy... The pussy...

The fanny. The fanny. The cunt.

The cunt. The twat

The twat The poontang

The carpet.

The fox.

The ass. The cock lover.

I'm drunk.

Blood's gone to my head. I'm dizzy.

Do you want more wine?

Yeah. OK, I'll get it.

Why...

Drink up, it's good for you.

It is very... Good.

How can somebody be so cynical.

Such a hypocrite, such a liar.

I know I owe you an explanation about what happened.

An explanation? You want to give me an explanation?

You're such a fool.

You think an explanation will fix things?

I don't want any explanations.

I want nothing from you.

I want you to grab your things and leave my house.

But, but, think about Camilita.

Camilita, did you think about her

when you were screwing with another guy?

Listen to me.

I'll manage you don't see Camila again.

You can't do that, Francisco.

Can't I? Can't I? Of course I can.

I could put a bullet in your head.

You bitch.

Are you afraid?

Are you afraid of dyeing? Are you afraid of dyeing?

Would you like me to die?

Do you prefer me to die?

Do I pull the trigger? Do I pull the trigger?

Would you like that? Tell me.

Tell me, tell me, and I'll do it right here.

I never was your priority.

And you were never there for me.

Get out of my house.

Good evening.

Pain, sadness, anguish.

That is what I fell tonight for our workmate Cecilia Ureta.

Another human being

We are with Eva Soler,

psychologist...

to help us understand

this difficult moment that affects us all.

This difficult moment that affects us all.

Good evening, Eva. Hello, good evening.

A few days ago you surprised us all

with the results of a survey.

62% of the married women in our country

is or has been unfaithful to their couples.

The question is,

would you include Cecilia in this figure?

Well, obviously, yes.

I don't think it is that obvious

because Cecilia Ureta is famous, a TV star.

People feel empathy for her

and tends to idealize her,

to the extreme of transforming her

into a goddess.

So it is very hard for people

to understand that a God may

make a mistake.

I don't consider she made a mistake.

I don't think that is the verb.

Excuse me,

you do not consider infidelity a mistake?

You don't consider it something abnormal.

No. What is normal?

What's not pathological.

If 62% of the women chooses,

assumes their infidelity, then it's normal.

Like it has been for men

since the beginning of time.

Let's see, if I'm not mistaken, according to you,

men would be guilty of women's infidelity, right?

I didn't say guilty I said accomplice.

It's different.

Well, the doctor is very sarcastic

...we are going to introduce you to

Mr, Vilches and Liberona

that are also in our studio.

They are private investigators,

experts in women's infidelity.

Good evening, thank you for being with us.

Good evening.

You were telling me, off camera,

that there are the 10 commandments

of the unfaithful woman.

There are many men now in their homes

watching this programs

...some clues about these ten commandments?

I would like to say something before, Mario,

about what Mrs. Eva said here,

in relation with normality, normality,

I, deep inside, philosophically agree with her

Normality. What is, what is normality?

That is the topic that we are talking about today

...to try to discover,

but we want to know

which are the ten commandments

of the unfaithful woman.

Well, the ten commandments are easy.

There are attitudes that women have

that give them away, For example

lock themselves up for hours in the bathroom

to talk on the phone...

Or go too many times to the gym

as she were getting ready for the Olympic Games.

Yes, and also have a cell phone with a contract

and a cell with card

because the one with card

you don't get the bill at the end of the month

stating the calls that were made.

There is this one

which is the essence of this expression

of the unfaithful behavior

which is the waxing between the legs

Of course.

Everything that they say

that is like the maximum symptoms

of an unfaithful woman

I think are symptoms of an independent woman

that likes to look gorgeous.

That is an unfaithful woman.

Oh, so gorgeous and independent women

are all unfaithful?

I haven't said that. We are talking about symptoms.

Yes. Symptoms.

I agree, but looking good and infidelity

...I agree with the lady. But they are associated.

Sometimes. That is what you're saying.

No, no, sometimes, sometimes.

We have proven, for example that in the hairdresser

a high percentage of the women that go every day...

it's for a reason. It's for a reason

9 out of 10. There is a suspicion.

There is a suspicion So then if your wife is good looking

you have to suspect she's unfaithful.

No, but if she locks herself up in the bathroom

to talk for hours, she probably is.

She can do the same from the family room...

But locked, hours and hours in the bathroom...

It seems the debate has started

...we are going to commercials now...

When we get back we'll...

Honey, would you be unfaithful to me?

Sweetheart, how can you say that?

I don't need another man. I don't need it.

I can't hear you. What are you telling me?

Ethics! He's talking to me about ethics!

Who are you ethical with? With the one that pays you.

I'm leaving. No. I don't want to keep on talking

with these people.

I'm so sorry, Mario... but I have nothing to do here.

Excuse me. - Eva... Eva. We haven't finished.

Who do I give this to?

You manage... It's yourjob, Eva.

No, it's not.

I'm only being kind I don't get paid for coming here.

Bye.

Where's my purse?

Take it easy, we'll start with a video

that has a lot of shots of the motel...

Audio.

Bernardita, please.

Somebody explain to me what's going on.

I don't understand.

What? No, I'm not going to do that.

I can't take this.

Don't worry my love,

I'm not going to smile today.

I don't have a reason to do so.

I hurt many people, specially the ones I love.

During a long time

I lied to myself and I lied to a lot of people.

Without thinking in anybody but myself.

What I have lived has been

painful and humiliating

but it has helped me to face the truth

and realize

that being able to look in the eyes...

...freely

and smile with honesty does not have price.

And smile with honesty does not have price.

What's your ideal man like?

First he has to be handsome.

Sure of himself,

hot, that pampers me, cuddly,

one who spoils me and asks for nothing in return.

One that looks at me, that always knows where I am.

It's seems a gay man, I think.

Silly.

I like a man when he comes out of the shower.

Oh, yeah.

I don't know... with huge hands...

Yes. Big hands. I like that too.

They make you feel slimmer, right?

Yes...

And very kinky... very kinky and fun.

Yes. Yes. I need a man like that.

A big man. A big man.

Yeah, yeah... with a big one.

I brought something for you... A present.

You're crazy!

We are going to go look for some real ones.

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