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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,640 --> 00:00:26,632 Subtitles by demonseye 2 00:00:31,824 --> 00:00:33,741 Riggs, you sure we're on the right street? 3 00:00:33,909 --> 00:00:35,159 - Yeah. - Yeah? 4 00:00:35,327 --> 00:00:37,262 - We must be getting warm. - Warm, warm, warm... 5 00:00:37,262 --> 00:00:40,081 - See anything? - Where? I don't see anything, man. 6 00:00:40,249 --> 00:00:41,582 Well, this must be the place, huh? 7 00:00:41,750 --> 00:00:43,899 Holy shit! What the...? 8 00:00:44,503 --> 00:00:46,003 What the hell is that? 9 00:00:50,092 --> 00:00:51,634 Jesus. 10 00:00:51,802 --> 00:00:52,844 Who's this joker? 11 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:54,929 I don't know. A spokesman for the NRA. 12 00:00:56,014 --> 00:00:58,474 Regular asshole. What do we do now? 13 00:00:59,768 --> 00:01:00,961 Run him over. 14 00:01:00,961 --> 00:01:03,312 Huh? What if he turns around and shoots us with that assault rifle? 15 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:05,108 Well, he hasn't yet. Thought about that? Maybe he won't. 16 00:01:05,108 --> 00:01:06,470 Yeah, but what if he does? 17 00:01:06,734 --> 00:01:09,882 Don't be a "Don't-Be". Be a "Do-Be". Come on, Rog, what... be positive. 18 00:01:09,882 --> 00:01:11,101 - Uh, positive? - Yeah. 19 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:14,491 - Le-let's-let's-let's run him over. - Good. I'm glad you see things my way. 20 00:01:14,491 --> 00:01:15,943 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I hope he doesn't turn around. 21 00:01:15,943 --> 00:01:19,162 He won't turn around, okay? We'll creep up on 'im nice and slow so he won't notice. 22 00:01:19,329 --> 00:01:20,496 Yeah. Okay. 23 00:01:20,664 --> 00:01:23,255 - Will him not to turn. - Will 'im?! 24 00:01:23,255 --> 00:01:24,298 Power of positive thinking. 25 00:01:24,298 --> 00:01:26,232 Don't turn around. Come on, will him with me, Rog. 26 00:01:26,232 --> 00:01:28,045 - Will him? Will... - Don't turn around. 27 00:01:28,213 --> 00:01:31,466 - Don't... I need you, man. Don't turn around. - Don't turn around. 28 00:01:31,633 --> 00:01:33,634 - Just believe. - Don't turn around! 29 00:01:33,802 --> 00:01:34,667 We're better than him. 30 00:01:36,054 --> 00:01:37,462 We're better! 31 00:01:39,016 --> 00:01:40,057 He's turning. 32 00:01:43,353 --> 00:01:46,105 I was wrong, I was wrong. Get down, get down. 33 00:01:53,197 --> 00:01:54,632 They just bounce right off 'im! 34 00:01:54,632 --> 00:01:56,574 I... I saw it. We're in trouble, man! 35 00:01:57,493 --> 00:02:00,995 Shit. I'll draw his fire. You run for cover. 36 00:02:01,163 --> 00:02:03,748 Hey, no, no, no, no, no. I-I'll draw his fire. You run for cover. 37 00:02:03,916 --> 00:02:07,585 What, are you out of your mind? You got a wife, kids. I got a lot less to lose! 38 00:02:11,058 --> 00:02:14,541 - Hey, hey. Hey, Riggs! - Get going, Rog. Get out of here! 39 00:02:16,887 --> 00:02:19,847 Riggs, I wasn't supposed to tell you this, but Lorna's pregnant. 40 00:02:20,015 --> 00:02:22,350 You're gonna be a father. - Now, get going. Get... 41 00:02:23,477 --> 00:02:24,936 What'd you say? 42 00:02:25,103 --> 00:02:27,522 You're gonna be a father! Riggs... 43 00:02:32,069 --> 00:02:35,613 Uh, she's afraid to tell you. She's afraid you'd get angry. 44 00:02:35,781 --> 00:02:37,406 You guys never talked about children? 45 00:02:37,866 --> 00:02:40,326 Shit. - A baby. 46 00:02:48,293 --> 00:02:50,490 Uh, there is something I'm not supposed to tell you too. 47 00:02:50,490 --> 00:02:51,508 What? 48 00:02:51,730 --> 00:02:54,757 Rianne's pregnant. You're gonna be a grandfather. 49 00:02:55,028 --> 00:02:56,650 Rianne's what? 50 00:03:01,765 --> 00:03:04,270 But Rianne can't be pregnant. 51 00:03:05,227 --> 00:03:06,352 She's not married. 52 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:09,063 Well, I... I don't think she intended to get that way. 53 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:23,494 They... they asking me to be a granddaddy? 54 00:03:23,954 --> 00:03:25,606 Mm-hmm-hmm. Yeah. 55 00:03:44,332 --> 00:03:45,646 Son of a... 56 00:03:52,567 --> 00:03:54,567 Here's what we're gonna do. Take your clothes off. 57 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:56,360 - What the hell for? - What for? 58 00:03:56,528 --> 00:03:58,070 - Yeah. - Okay, you run. 59 00:03:58,238 --> 00:04:00,406 Flame-O here turns, sees you in your undies. 60 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:02,658 It distracts him, I know it distracts him and that's when I shoot. 61 00:04:02,826 --> 00:04:05,101 - Shoot what? - The valve on that napalm tank! 62 00:04:05,101 --> 00:04:06,871 Yeah, I... You gonna do that stuff before he shoots me? 63 00:04:07,039 --> 00:04:08,706 - Oh, I will, maybe. - What-what? Maybe? 64 00:04:19,222 --> 00:04:20,092 Hey, is he black? 65 00:04:20,514 --> 00:04:22,637 Too much armor on. I can't tell! 66 00:04:22,804 --> 00:04:26,223 No! Not him! The father of the baby! 67 00:04:26,391 --> 00:04:28,935 - Okay. - Please let him be black! 68 00:04:35,567 --> 00:04:37,026 Get going! Here he comes! 69 00:04:38,236 --> 00:04:39,362 Are those little hearts? 70 00:04:39,529 --> 00:04:41,614 Not now, Riggs. Just hit the damn valve! 71 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:45,123 Okay. Also, flap your arms and make noises like a bird. 72 00:04:45,266 --> 00:04:46,577 Flap my arms? Why? 73 00:04:46,745 --> 00:04:47,912 It'll distract him more. 74 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:50,081 I need him to turn. - All right, all right, all right, all right. 75 00:04:50,248 --> 00:04:52,750 - On two! - We always go on three. 76 00:04:52,918 --> 00:04:54,502 No time for three. Go. Two! 77 00:04:54,670 --> 00:04:56,921 - What about one? - All right. One, two, get going! 78 00:04:57,172 --> 00:04:59,048 I don't wanna die in my underwear, Riggs! 79 00:05:00,503 --> 00:05:03,080 Hey! Hey, Riggs! What are you waiting for? Shoot the bastard! 80 00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:04,756 Shoot him, shoot him! 81 00:05:33,139 --> 00:05:34,291 Incoming! 82 00:05:37,963 --> 00:05:38,957 Whew. 83 00:05:38,957 --> 00:05:43,009 Hey, Riggs, you think that bird thing helped? You think it helped? 84 00:05:43,363 --> 00:05:46,137 No, no, I just... I just wanted to see if you'd do it. 85 00:05:48,807 --> 00:05:50,301 Cute shorts. 86 00:05:53,563 --> 00:05:54,977 Go spit, Riggs! 87 00:05:56,023 --> 00:05:57,380 Come on, I'll buy you a doughnut. 88 00:05:57,380 --> 00:05:59,839 Hey, hey. Hey, hey, don't put your arms around me when I�m naked. 89 00:06:00,235 --> 00:06:02,319 Well, surely you're not ashamed of your butt. 90 00:06:11,288 --> 00:06:12,747 He's a lively one. 91 00:06:15,959 --> 00:06:18,753 Hey, that shark damages my new boat, I�m takin' it out on you, Leo. 92 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:21,797 - Hey, I didn't mean to catch it. - What do you want to keep it for? 93 00:06:21,965 --> 00:06:23,716 Yeah, why you wanna keep a shark anyway? 94 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:25,760 What, are you kiddin'? The teeth'll look great on a wall. 95 00:06:25,927 --> 00:06:28,832 - Okay, well, they gotta stop snapping first. - Maybe he'll fall asleep. 96 00:06:28,832 --> 00:06:31,390 Hey, let's go down, engage him in conversation. He should nod off. 97 00:06:31,558 --> 00:06:33,559 - Hey, he don't look tired to me. - Oh, maybe chewing on Leo 98 00:06:33,559 --> 00:06:35,078 will wear him out. Make 'im sleepy. 99 00:06:35,078 --> 00:06:37,298 Hey, you think sharks eat their own kind? 100 00:06:39,357 --> 00:06:41,108 Oh, stop it. You guys got me in stitches. 101 00:06:43,153 --> 00:06:44,695 Okay, okay, where's my bag? 102 00:06:44,863 --> 00:06:46,655 Starboard side aft. 103 00:06:46,823 --> 00:06:48,407 Starboard, that's, uh, left, right? 104 00:06:48,575 --> 00:06:50,367 No, port's left. Starboard's right. 105 00:06:50,535 --> 00:06:52,161 - Yeah, right. - Yeah, right. 106 00:06:52,329 --> 00:06:55,414 Right, yeah. Right side aft. Okay. 107 00:06:55,665 --> 00:06:57,750 Whatever. I got it. - Check both sides. You're gonna find it. 108 00:06:57,918 --> 00:07:00,127 Careful! He's behind you, shark! 109 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:05,007 Maybe we should throw him overboard. What do you think? 110 00:07:05,175 --> 00:07:08,094 Ah, throw 'em both overboard. Boy! 111 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:11,396 There's no witnesses out here tonight. We could probably get away with it. 112 00:07:14,392 --> 00:07:16,073 You too? - Yeah. 113 00:07:19,314 --> 00:07:21,607 You know, I kept my nose out of it, but... 114 00:07:23,235 --> 00:07:24,879 you and Lorna.... 115 00:07:26,655 --> 00:07:30,116 You're having a baby... you're living together... 116 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:32,576 You're not getting married. 117 00:07:34,037 --> 00:07:37,623 Why, that, uh, violate your family values system or something? 118 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:40,417 No, I'm just tryin' to understand. 119 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:44,171 Well, Rianne's not married either, you know. 120 00:07:44,339 --> 00:07:46,632 Okay, okay. That's hitting below the belt now, Riggs. 121 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:53,430 Yeah, you know, when I was married, I... 122 00:07:53,598 --> 00:07:55,538 it was good. You know. 123 00:07:55,851 --> 00:07:58,477 Put the ring on. You make the commitment. 124 00:07:59,437 --> 00:08:01,090 Do all the.... 125 00:08:03,608 --> 00:08:05,192 She's dead cause I'm a cop. 126 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:08,821 She's dead cause I'm a cop and I.... 127 00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:11,407 I-I... I don't wear the ring anymore... 128 00:08:12,284 --> 00:08:14,368 but, you know, I look down, it's still there. 129 00:08:14,536 --> 00:08:15,729 I still feel it. 130 00:08:15,927 --> 00:08:20,616 And, uh, I don't know, it's like I'm not... finished with that yet. 131 00:08:20,616 --> 00:08:24,253 I... I-I don't know how to explain that. That sound like a bunch of bullshit to you? 132 00:08:24,421 --> 00:08:27,339 No, no. It's not finished. 133 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:31,020 It's not finished. Yeah. - Yeah. 134 00:08:33,435 --> 00:08:35,681 Okay. You did say "aft"? 135 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:37,850 A-F-T. Aft! 136 00:08:38,116 --> 00:08:39,793 And that's a fucking word? 137 00:08:39,978 --> 00:08:42,605 In the back of the cabin on the right side, Leo! 138 00:08:42,772 --> 00:08:45,941 Why didn't you just say that to begin with, Roger?! 139 00:08:46,109 --> 00:08:48,221 I love these people get around boats and water, 140 00:08:48,221 --> 00:08:50,490 all of a sudden everything becomes fucking nautical! 141 00:08:50,614 --> 00:08:53,011 "Astern! Avast, you landlubbers! 142 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:54,997 Man the bilge pump!" 143 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:56,635 Pump your fucking ass! 144 00:08:56,635 --> 00:08:59,455 All right, all right, Leo, all right, all right, all right. 145 00:08:59,623 --> 00:09:01,457 Okay, okay, okay. 146 00:09:01,625 --> 00:09:03,584 No problem, no problem! Okay. Okay. 147 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:08,672 So, so, what does Lorna say about this? 148 00:09:08,924 --> 00:09:10,799 Oh, she doesn't like nautical terms either. 149 00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:14,053 - Huh? - We haven't... we haven't discussed it. 150 00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:15,262 And that's pretty messed up. 151 00:09:15,513 --> 00:09:16,667 Hey, the baby's due in a few days 152 00:09:16,667 --> 00:09:18,638 and you guys haven't even talked about getting married? 153 00:09:18,638 --> 00:09:20,364 Yeah. No. 154 00:09:21,102 --> 00:09:23,145 I haven't done it at all. 155 00:09:23,987 --> 00:09:27,191 Well, do we want Leo to shoot the shark? 156 00:09:27,359 --> 00:09:30,110 Do we want Leo to shoot the shark....? Hey, hey, hey! No, Leo! hey, no, Leo! 157 00:09:30,278 --> 00:09:32,863 What? Hey, hey! 158 00:09:33,031 --> 00:09:35,783 - What's the big deal? - Hey, you're shooting a gun on my boat! 159 00:09:35,992 --> 00:09:38,202 I'm not shooting your boat, I'm shooting Jaws here. 160 00:09:38,370 --> 00:09:41,289 Nobody's killing it. Now, I�m not letting a good animal die 161 00:09:41,289 --> 00:09:42,772 just so you can have its teeth, Leo. 162 00:09:42,807 --> 00:09:45,793 Sure getting grumpy since you found out you're gonna be a grandpa. 163 00:09:45,961 --> 00:09:46,807 Get off of me, will you? 164 00:09:46,807 --> 00:09:49,088 Riggs! Hey, Riggs! Don't fool around! 165 00:09:50,465 --> 00:09:53,253 This is some piece of hardware. You got a permit for this? 166 00:09:53,253 --> 00:09:55,550 - I�m a P.I. now. Course I do. - A P-what? 167 00:09:55,550 --> 00:09:58,973 P.I., you gumshoe! You know, you get in ugly situations. I got guns, everything. 168 00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:00,724 You are an ugly situation. 169 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:03,520 Ah, well, permit or no permit, you don't deserve to have this. You're not safe. 170 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:04,171 Hey! 171 00:10:05,468 --> 00:10:07,398 Hey, smart move, Riggs. 172 00:10:07,565 --> 00:10:09,193 Shit! 173 00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:12,769 Hard right, Rog. 174 00:10:13,655 --> 00:10:16,222 - They're gonna hit us. - You hear shots? Did you? 175 00:10:16,257 --> 00:10:17,741 Coast Guard, this is Code 7. 176 00:10:26,001 --> 00:10:28,377 We're in L.A. Harbor. Over. 177 00:10:28,864 --> 00:10:29,899 - We gotta go. - Code 7. 178 00:10:29,899 --> 00:10:31,001 Come on, Rog. 179 00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:34,967 They're getting away! 180 00:10:35,218 --> 00:10:37,177 Who was it? Do we know? 181 00:10:38,263 --> 00:10:40,389 No, no, no, I'll drive, I'll drive! 182 00:10:43,393 --> 00:10:45,683 - Want me to help? - Get out of here! 183 00:10:45,683 --> 00:10:47,521 Hey, this your gun? 184 00:10:47,689 --> 00:10:48,975 Yeah, you want some laser surgery? 185 00:10:48,975 --> 00:10:51,873 Hey, hey! You watch those lasers! You could blind somebody, Riggs! 186 00:10:54,779 --> 00:10:57,698 Coast Guard, this is Code 7, in pursuit of freighter. 187 00:10:57,866 --> 00:10:58,991 Heading north. 188 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:00,909 Awaiting instructions. Over. 189 00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:04,997 Code 7, this is U.S. Coast Guard. Maintain your present course. 190 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:07,916 - We have a cutter en route. - Why you slowing down? 191 00:11:08,251 --> 00:11:11,337 We-we-we just hang right here. Coast Guard'll be here soon. 192 00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:12,278 What do we do now? 193 00:11:12,278 --> 00:11:14,310 Show-show them our badges. Show our badges. 194 00:11:14,310 --> 00:11:16,717 LAPD! LAPD! LAP... 195 00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:18,635 Los Angeles Police Department! 196 00:11:18,803 --> 00:11:21,254 We heard gunfire! The Coast Guard's on the... 197 00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:51,168 Coast Guard! Coast Guard! Freighter's on fire! 198 00:11:51,336 --> 00:11:53,962 - Let's board 'em. Let's board 'em! - What are you talking about, "let's board 'em"? 199 00:11:54,172 --> 00:11:56,215 Coast Guard, fire on the freighter! 200 00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:04,264 Okay, okay, okay, I�m upside. Now what do you do now? 201 00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:05,754 - They're getting away in a life boat. - Okay, okay! 202 00:12:05,754 --> 00:12:07,261 Okay, okay. 203 00:12:12,357 --> 00:12:13,899 Oh, hell of a fishing trip! 204 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,485 Shut up and keep your head down! 205 00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:18,404 LAPD! LAPD! 206 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:21,532 Stop where you are! You! Hold it right there! 207 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:26,495 He's got it! He's got it! 208 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:32,418 - What'd he say? - He said... he said watch his back. 209 00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,759 Why didn't you tell me you were gonna shoot? 210 00:12:36,759 --> 00:12:37,562 Ah, shut up! 211 00:12:38,564 --> 00:12:39,874 - Yes, tie it up! - All right! 212 00:12:40,552 --> 00:12:41,760 What? 213 00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:43,929 Pull it up! Pull it up! Pull it! 214 00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:52,229 That was great, wasn't it? 215 00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:54,440 I told you to keep the boat closer! 216 00:12:55,984 --> 00:12:58,035 What are you listening to Leo for? 217 00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:08,295 Oh, shit! 218 00:13:17,619 --> 00:13:19,077 You all right, Riggs? 219 00:13:22,772 --> 00:13:24,219 Wow. Look at that. 220 00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:27,181 Oh, shit. 221 00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:29,057 Jump! Jump! 222 00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:36,732 Where are you? 223 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,902 My boat! My new boat! 224 00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:57,836 - Hey, hey, Rog. - What? 225 00:13:58,004 --> 00:14:00,380 - The shark. - Wha-what about the shark? 226 00:14:00,715 --> 00:14:01,965 The shark! 227 00:14:04,719 --> 00:14:07,049 Don't leave me! Don't leave me! I'll find 'er! 228 00:14:20,151 --> 00:14:21,193 Now, come on, Leo! 229 00:14:28,103 --> 00:14:28,972 Okay. 230 00:14:32,247 --> 00:14:33,997 - Hurry up! - I'm coming! 231 00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:55,477 You can make it, Leo. 232 00:15:03,146 --> 00:15:04,695 This is all I got left. 233 00:15:05,395 --> 00:15:08,625 And since I met Riggs, I've had my house destroyed... 234 00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:11,034 my car wrecked and now my boat sunk. 235 00:15:11,202 --> 00:15:12,539 What's left? 236 00:15:12,701 --> 00:15:14,333 I think that's about it. 237 00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:35,225 Four sets of papers, totally genuine. 238 00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:38,395 They'll get in the country and they'll be able to stay forever. 239 00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:40,439 U.S. citizens. 240 00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:44,526 Ask them to vote the incumbent party next election. 241 00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:46,612 Help me keep my job with the State Department. 242 00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:48,322 Bloody marvellous! 243 00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:53,035 Well, they've red-flagged all the Asian visas lately. Those weren't so easy to slip through. 244 00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:08,508 Something wrong? 245 00:16:10,762 --> 00:16:13,597 A small delivery problem, Mr. Broody. 246 00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:20,589 Goodbye. 247 00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:22,522 Leave! 248 00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:38,890 Coast Guard interdicts about one of these a month. 249 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,767 Pretty raggedy-looking. 250 00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:43,437 Six weeks locked in a hole with one toilet. 251 00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:47,023 Rice and a little fish to eat. Lousy deal for 35 grand a head. 252 00:17:47,479 --> 00:17:49,735 Thirty-five grand? Where'd they come up with that kind of money? 253 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:54,656 Didn't. Gotta work it off... from the snakeheads, uh, the smugglers. 254 00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:56,908 They sell 'em as cheap labor. - Sell 'em? 255 00:17:57,118 --> 00:17:58,827 Like slaves. 256 00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:02,776 I guess these must be the lucky ones, huh? 257 00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:06,918 Eh, they'll claim asylum. Say they were persecuted, like everybody else. 258 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:10,881 And we'll send them packing. Cost you and me a goddamn fortune. 259 00:18:11,142 --> 00:18:13,508 What happened to "Bring me your tired, your poor, 260 00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:16,675 your wretched masses, yearning to be free", huh? 261 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:18,597 Now it reads "No vacancies". 262 00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:22,471 I guess your parents were native Americans. 263 00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:29,316 They pop one every boatload. 264 00:18:29,484 --> 00:18:32,486 Shows the rest what'll happen if they run off or don't pay. 265 00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:36,448 At least he's nobody's slave now. 266 00:18:38,201 --> 00:18:40,035 Come on. Don't cuddle 'em, move 'em! 267 00:18:40,203 --> 00:18:42,621 Uh, and we're on the boat and I see this barrel coming down, you know? 268 00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:45,373 And, uh, and sgt. Murtaugh didn't see it, so I push him out of the way. 269 00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:48,335 Big guy, heavy. Have to se 'im. I knock him over. And we're in the water. 270 00:18:48,503 --> 00:18:51,575 And I'm pulling him cause he doesn't swim good. See, I gotta save him, the big guy. 271 00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:55,217 Hey, there's that, uh, kid. What's his name? Bissel? 272 00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:58,011 - It's a food. - Burger! 273 00:18:58,179 --> 00:18:59,721 No, no, no, Biscuits or something. 274 00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:02,682 He's always kissing my ass, always giving me coffee and shit. 275 00:19:02,934 --> 00:19:06,186 Hey, sergeant Riggs, sergeant Murtaugh. What are you guys doing here? 276 00:19:06,354 --> 00:19:08,765 - Hell, that's a long story. - Hey, man, you're all wet. 277 00:19:08,765 --> 00:19:10,767 You-you need a blanket or somethin'? - No, I'm fine. I'm fine. 278 00:19:10,767 --> 00:19:13,516 Hey, somebody get this man a blanket right now! 279 00:19:13,516 --> 00:19:15,523 - Blanket. Yes, sir! - All right. 280 00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:17,058 I want you to get the body out of here. 281 00:19:17,058 --> 00:19:19,620 Hey! Hold up, hold up! What we got here? What we got here? 282 00:19:19,655 --> 00:19:21,201 Step back, back, step back, step back. 283 00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:24,496 Ah, shit. 284 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:26,957 He's dead, man. He's fucking dead, man! 285 00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:28,416 Shit! - What? 286 00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:31,336 Yeah, this is how he wanted to come to America, right? 287 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:33,296 What, was he in the killing section? 288 00:19:33,464 --> 00:19:36,466 This guy's been shot four times! - Well, yeah. 289 00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:39,177 At close range... like he was executed! 290 00:19:39,387 --> 00:19:41,638 - He was executed. - Yeah, by the crew. 291 00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:47,727 What the fuck, man? We got people get killed left, right and center in this town! 292 00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:49,729 Now we're importing victims? 293 00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:52,941 Hey, gangbangers wanna kill each other, no problem. 294 00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:56,111 You and me, one of us gets shot, hey, occupational hazard. 295 00:19:56,279 --> 00:20:00,615 But just a normal guy, this fucking guy? What the fuck did he ever do to anybody? 296 00:20:00,783 --> 00:20:02,576 That ain't right. - All right, easy, Biscuits. 297 00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:03,894 Yeah, you'll get an ulcer like this, kid. 298 00:20:03,894 --> 00:20:05,224 - Yeah. - You gotta settle down here. 299 00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:06,828 Blanket! 300 00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:09,875 - Oh, oh, sorry, Blanket. - Here's your blanket. 301 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,835 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I�m losing my head. 302 00:20:12,003 --> 00:20:14,629 I just hate to see bad things happen to good folks, that's all. 303 00:20:14,797 --> 00:20:16,598 Well, we'd like to stick around and shoot the breeze with you here, 304 00:20:16,598 --> 00:20:19,192 But-Butler, but, uh, we... you-you look like you're in charge here, so... 305 00:20:19,192 --> 00:20:22,679 You should really take this, it's free. You're all wet. 306 00:20:22,847 --> 00:20:25,266 Get some of that vapor rub. Rub it on your chest. 307 00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:26,601 All-all-all right, Buggers. 308 00:20:26,601 --> 00:20:29,811 - Sir, over here! - Hey, get them out of here! 309 00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:32,188 Get them out of here! 310 00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:35,734 Yeah, yeah. He takes the job kind of personally. 311 00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:39,613 Personally? Yeah, he's pretty serious, I'd say. Uh, overzealous. 312 00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:41,197 Emotionally... - You mean jealous of who? 313 00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:43,788 - I don't know. Who's he jealous of? - You just said he was jealous. 314 00:20:43,788 --> 00:20:45,078 - I didn't. - Oh, you just said... 315 00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:49,439 Oh, no, I said... No, I said he was, uh, zealous. Full of zeal, you know? 316 00:20:49,474 --> 00:20:50,415 - He's loud too. - What? 317 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:51,726 - He's loud! - What? 318 00:20:51,726 --> 00:20:52,779 - Loud! - Oh. 319 00:20:52,814 --> 00:20:54,500 Yeah, we better get up before the sun goes up. 320 00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:55,484 I got something in the lifeboat here. 321 00:20:55,484 --> 00:20:58,481 Oh, that's okay, I'll see you tomorrow. I'll catch a squad ride up to that... 322 00:20:58,481 --> 00:21:03,970 Hey, uh, Rog... Uh... I'm sorry about your boat. 323 00:21:05,014 --> 00:21:06,383 Riggs.... 324 00:21:06,702 --> 00:21:09,372 - I'm sorry. - Shit. 325 00:21:09,727 --> 00:21:12,220 Hey, and then, all of a sudden, this big fucking shark comes. 326 00:21:12,220 --> 00:21:13,705 You get it? I can say that, can I? 327 00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:16,066 Well, you-you can say it, but we can't air it. 328 00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:19,331 Okay. So this big darn shark comes along, okay? 329 00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:32,916 Shit. My Code 7. 330 00:22:15,918 --> 00:22:17,795 - Hey! - Well... 331 00:22:17,795 --> 00:22:19,063 Hey. 332 00:22:19,463 --> 00:22:22,034 - You were coming home last night. - I know, I�m sorry, honey. 333 00:22:22,034 --> 00:22:24,549 I... had some bad Chinese. 334 00:22:25,636 --> 00:22:29,661 - You look a little banged up. - Oh. You look a little knocked up. 335 00:22:32,309 --> 00:22:33,768 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 336 00:22:33,936 --> 00:22:35,437 - You sure? - Yeah. 337 00:22:35,604 --> 00:22:37,772 Whoa. Easy, tiger! There he goes again. 338 00:22:37,940 --> 00:22:40,368 - She. There she goes again. - Well, now... 339 00:22:41,527 --> 00:22:42,369 You okay, hon? 340 00:22:42,369 --> 00:22:44,421 I-I'm good. I'm better than Roger, anyway. His boat sank. 341 00:22:44,421 --> 00:22:45,657 - No! - Yeah. Oh, yeah. 342 00:22:45,657 --> 00:22:48,246 - Boat sank? - Yeah, I had a little something to do with it. 343 00:22:48,246 --> 00:22:51,047 No, no, no, no, no! No grease! Oh, no grease... 344 00:22:51,245 --> 00:22:53,130 - Have some cookies. - What happened? 345 00:22:53,289 --> 00:22:54,623 What happened? 346 00:22:55,082 --> 00:22:57,584 Gunfights, explosions, sharks. The usual. 347 00:22:58,045 --> 00:22:58,960 Here, boy. 348 00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:01,880 Oh. Thanks. 349 00:23:02,048 --> 00:23:06,051 You know, you were out fishing, Riggs. I mean... does trouble just go looking for you? 350 00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:09,985 Well, it seems to know pretty much where I am most of the time. 351 00:23:11,265 --> 00:23:14,957 Hey, you finished the nursery. - I... Yeah, I did. 352 00:23:15,102 --> 00:23:17,687 I-I figured it was good for a girl or a boy. It's cute, huh? 353 00:23:17,897 --> 00:23:20,440 It's a dogfest. What, did you get the whole 101 ? 354 00:23:20,691 --> 00:23:23,610 I know. I got a little carried away with puppies. 355 00:23:23,778 --> 00:23:25,695 Kid'll probably hate dogs. 356 00:23:29,492 --> 00:23:34,247 You know, uh, Lorna, we never... ever talked about marriage. 357 00:23:45,883 --> 00:23:48,134 Well, I sort of figured you didn't want that. 358 00:23:51,889 --> 00:23:53,640 You wanna get married? 359 00:23:56,665 --> 00:24:01,868 - Well, no. I've... No. - Me neither. 360 00:24:03,025 --> 00:24:04,192 You want some breakfast? 361 00:24:05,082 --> 00:24:07,320 Uh... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 362 00:24:20,584 --> 00:24:23,014 Serve and Protect. 363 00:24:23,379 --> 00:24:25,877 Hey, since when you been readin' this smut? 364 00:24:27,675 --> 00:24:29,968 - It's not smut, it's Ebony Clark. - Ebony Clark. 365 00:24:30,136 --> 00:24:31,219 Trish gave it to me. 366 00:24:31,428 --> 00:24:34,597 "Every fiber in his being desired her. 367 00:24:34,765 --> 00:24:36,724 He devoured her with his eyes." 368 00:24:37,143 --> 00:24:41,187 Hey. Can we try this thing on page 196 sometime? 369 00:24:42,731 --> 00:24:43,815 Whew. 370 00:24:43,983 --> 00:24:46,568 There's a good one on 168. Maybe later. 371 00:24:46,819 --> 00:24:49,848 Nothing comes between a pregnant lady and a meal. 372 00:24:51,073 --> 00:24:55,424 Have I ever, ugh, "made your womanhood reach peaks 373 00:24:55,424 --> 00:24:57,412 that would rival the highest Himalayas"? 374 00:24:57,580 --> 00:25:01,135 - Foothills of Malibu, maybe. - But not even a... Teton? 375 00:25:01,271 --> 00:25:03,424 - Nah, I don't think so. - Ah, gee, thanks. 376 00:25:03,424 --> 00:25:05,773 I thought I'd at least rate the Rockies here. 377 00:25:05,963 --> 00:25:07,653 - Well, you know I�m kiddin'. - Yeah? 378 00:25:08,799 --> 00:25:10,967 Oh, you're just saying that to make me feel better. 379 00:25:11,135 --> 00:25:12,429 No, I'm not. 380 00:25:13,095 --> 00:25:14,289 You know I'm playing. 381 00:25:14,289 --> 00:25:16,893 I've been to plenty of mountaintops with you, Riggs. 382 00:25:17,433 --> 00:25:19,429 It's just that I'm hungry. 383 00:25:21,038 --> 00:25:23,875 Well, when you have that kid, we'll blow up Mount Saint Helens. 384 00:25:24,231 --> 00:25:26,609 - I brought you a doughnut. - A doughnut. Police food. 385 00:25:26,609 --> 00:25:27,859 How did you know? 386 00:25:30,279 --> 00:25:32,552 I dropped by Internal Affairs yesterday, say "hi". 387 00:25:32,656 --> 00:25:34,073 Really? How's things with the rat squad? 388 00:25:34,241 --> 00:25:36,311 - I picked something up, good one. - What, some cheese? 389 00:25:36,311 --> 00:25:39,702 Oh, yeah. I.A. got an anonymous tip. 390 00:25:40,247 --> 00:25:42,498 The person said Roger's on the take. 391 00:25:43,125 --> 00:25:44,959 No, no, he's not. 392 00:25:45,127 --> 00:25:49,061 I know he's not. It's probably some jerk he put away, but... 393 00:25:49,096 --> 00:25:51,799 With the new boats all the time and putting two kids through college, 394 00:25:51,967 --> 00:25:54,006 I just thought you ought to know. 395 00:25:54,006 --> 00:25:56,971 That's a good question. I mean... I actually tried to persuade him to take money. 396 00:25:56,971 --> 00:26:00,808 Oh! Stop it, Riggs! I can't hear that! Nothing! 397 00:26:00,976 --> 00:26:03,144 I'm not saying anything about that anymore. I'm kidding, okay? 398 00:26:03,312 --> 00:26:05,455 - That's awful. - I�m kiddin'. 399 00:26:05,758 --> 00:26:08,233 Don't tell him I said that because he's got enough problems, 400 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:11,778 he'll blow his top, it'll be awful. Just don't say anything. 401 00:26:13,614 --> 00:26:15,031 What do you mean? 402 00:26:17,660 --> 00:26:18,585 Like what? 403 00:26:18,585 --> 00:26:22,038 - You know, in general, problems. - No, you don't, you mean something specific. 404 00:26:22,206 --> 00:26:24,452 I got a nose for these things. Come on, tell me. What? 405 00:26:25,167 --> 00:26:26,706 No, you know, I don't want... You know what? 406 00:26:26,706 --> 00:26:29,574 You're pushing me now and I really don't... want you to go there. 407 00:26:29,574 --> 00:26:30,233 Get it off your chest. You'll feel better. Tell me all about it. 408 00:26:30,233 --> 00:26:31,843 Oh, ho, Riggs, you know what? 409 00:26:32,221 --> 00:26:33,841 You know I'm not gonna leave you alone till you tell me. 410 00:26:34,009 --> 00:26:35,276 - Son of a bitch. - Tell me. 411 00:26:35,610 --> 00:26:40,244 I'll tell you what it is! It's pregnancy destroyed my brain cells! I can't be... lieve I said that! 412 00:26:40,766 --> 00:26:42,350 What? What? 413 00:26:42,768 --> 00:26:45,188 I'm drooling. What? - Oh, Riggs! 414 00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:50,233 Okay. Promise me, swear to me that you will never say a word about this ever. 415 00:26:50,484 --> 00:26:52,277 - I swear, I swear. - Right hand! 416 00:26:52,444 --> 00:26:53,945 I swear... I swear I won't, I won't ever. 417 00:26:54,113 --> 00:26:55,772 I promise. What? 418 00:26:56,909 --> 00:26:59,598 Okay. You know how Roger is about his daughter goin' out with cops. 419 00:26:59,743 --> 00:27:00,723 Yeah, he'd kill 'em. So? 420 00:27:00,723 --> 00:27:03,786 Yeah, well, so, Rianne's married to one, he's father of her baby. 421 00:27:03,786 --> 00:27:05,564 She's too afraid to tell Roger. 422 00:27:05,771 --> 00:27:07,355 They met last year, they fell in love. 423 00:27:07,355 --> 00:27:09,485 She got pregnant, they got hitched. That's the story. 424 00:27:09,545 --> 00:27:11,504 And nobody's telling Roger about this? 425 00:27:11,862 --> 00:27:13,298 After the baby's born, Riggs. 426 00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:15,716 What, you mean it's a package deal? Here it is, take it or leave it? 427 00:27:15,716 --> 00:27:16,601 Yeah. 428 00:27:17,428 --> 00:27:19,245 - Does Trish know about this? - Yeah, she knows. 429 00:27:19,245 --> 00:27:19,789 Well, uh... 430 00:27:19,789 --> 00:27:21,981 She doesn't know you know. But Trish knows. 431 00:27:22,182 --> 00:27:24,080 Who's the lucky soon-to-be-dead son-in-law? 432 00:27:25,053 --> 00:27:25,852 Riggs. 433 00:27:26,020 --> 00:27:27,594 - Who? - Sergeant Lee Butters. 434 00:27:27,594 --> 00:27:30,164 Oh. Oh. This just gets better and better! Biscuits? 435 00:27:30,164 --> 00:27:31,804 I mean, no wonder he's been sucking up to Rog. 436 00:27:31,804 --> 00:27:33,529 He brings him apples, blankets, coffee.... 437 00:27:33,529 --> 00:27:36,970 Okay, okay. Not a word, Riggs. I'm telling you, nothing. 438 00:27:36,970 --> 00:27:39,200 Are you kidding? I'm not gonna tell him anything. 439 00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:41,343 I mean, he'd shoot me just for being the messenger. 440 00:27:41,378 --> 00:27:43,375 I mean, he's my best friend. It'd be wrong to mess with 'im. 441 00:27:43,375 --> 00:27:45,228 I promise. I won't mess with 'im. 442 00:27:47,958 --> 00:27:49,250 Promise. 443 00:27:51,628 --> 00:27:55,791 I don't think we have to discuss boys' names, period, because we're having a girl. 444 00:27:56,300 --> 00:27:58,051 Okay. Piadora. 445 00:27:58,218 --> 00:28:02,045 - Pia... I like Pia-Piadora. That's sweet. - Yeah? 446 00:28:03,957 --> 00:28:05,558 - Can't live with that. Screw with that name - Ah, I love that name. 447 00:28:07,428 --> 00:28:08,092 Hey! 448 00:28:08,092 --> 00:28:11,432 Hey, Rog. We're talking kids' names. Has Rianne picked any names out yet? 449 00:28:11,432 --> 00:28:13,153 I mean, you know, weed all the help we can get. 450 00:28:13,153 --> 00:28:14,488 You know, we don't wanna double up. 451 00:28:14,488 --> 00:28:17,070 Yeah. Oscar for the boy, Loreen if it's a girl. 452 00:28:17,237 --> 00:28:20,073 I like Lee Butter... Better! Better, better. I like it better. 453 00:28:20,479 --> 00:28:22,533 - Don't get me started. - I like those names. 454 00:28:22,701 --> 00:28:24,416 Hey, captain wants to see us downtown. Let's go! 455 00:28:25,020 --> 00:28:27,372 Uh, Trish'll be right down. Have fun shopping for the baby. 456 00:28:27,539 --> 00:28:29,120 - Bye- bye, honey. - Yeah. 457 00:28:29,249 --> 00:28:30,907 Hey, uh, who, uh, who had the sleepover? 458 00:28:30,907 --> 00:28:32,752 Uh, we're just airing out the camping gear. 459 00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:34,905 We're outta here. - Wow. Something smells good in here. 460 00:28:34,905 --> 00:28:36,215 - Really good! - Yeah. 461 00:28:36,215 --> 00:28:38,994 Trish has food on the stove. We're outta here. 462 00:28:39,468 --> 00:28:41,177 That smells like Chinese food, doesn't it, honey? 463 00:28:41,345 --> 00:28:42,489 Chinese food? 464 00:28:42,561 --> 00:28:45,390 Chinese... Oh, yeah, she's into Chinese cooking. 465 00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:47,767 I gotta see this. Can I taste? 466 00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:50,895 - I love Chinese food. - Hold it! Please, please, Lorna. 467 00:28:51,063 --> 00:28:52,058 Please. - What? 468 00:28:52,266 --> 00:28:55,108 There's... there's a Chinese person in the kitchen. 469 00:28:55,275 --> 00:28:56,735 - I saw him. - Uh, yeah. 470 00:28:57,444 --> 00:28:59,529 A-a couple of Chinese people. 471 00:28:59,696 --> 00:29:01,447 There's actually a whole family. 472 00:29:03,826 --> 00:29:04,867 Large family. 473 00:29:08,274 --> 00:29:10,534 - Hey, oh! - Oh, hey, guys! What's up? 474 00:29:10,534 --> 00:29:11,349 Hey. 475 00:29:12,292 --> 00:29:14,419 Hello. - Yeah. 476 00:29:14,586 --> 00:29:16,240 It does smell good in here. - It's great. 477 00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:17,210 - Great. - It's great. 478 00:29:17,245 --> 00:29:19,090 - Yeah. They were hiding in the lifeboat. - Oh, they were? 479 00:29:19,258 --> 00:29:21,634 You know, with what the INS guy said, I had to do something there. 480 00:29:21,802 --> 00:29:24,089 I know you had to do something, so you... brought them home. 481 00:29:24,089 --> 00:29:25,083 It took two-two trips, yeah. 482 00:29:25,083 --> 00:29:27,586 - Really? - Two trips? They fit in the station wagon? 483 00:29:27,586 --> 00:29:30,143 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tha-that's Ping over there with his grandfather, Hong. 484 00:29:30,310 --> 00:29:32,728 He's head of the family. Speaks pretty good English, eh? 485 00:29:32,896 --> 00:29:36,441 Hey, Hong, this is my partner, Martin Riggs, and this is Lorna. 486 00:29:37,291 --> 00:29:39,128 - Wife? - No. 487 00:29:41,071 --> 00:29:42,447 Rog, can I speak to you for a minute? 488 00:29:42,614 --> 00:29:45,032 Lorna, this is the best breakfast. 489 00:29:45,284 --> 00:29:46,993 Oh, yeah, I'm hungry. I-I-I would love some. 490 00:29:48,036 --> 00:29:50,276 Are you out of your mind? This is illegal. 491 00:29:50,276 --> 00:29:51,781 - I know, I know. - As in "against the law". 492 00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:53,833 Do you have any idea the shitstorm you're gonna bring down on yourself? 493 00:29:54,294 --> 00:29:56,878 Just hold on, Riggs! Just wait a frigging minute! 494 00:29:57,671 --> 00:30:01,132 The way I see it, those are slave ships out there. 495 00:30:01,556 --> 00:30:04,886 And I�m freeing slaves, I'm freeing slaves... 496 00:30:05,184 --> 00:30:07,885 Like no one did for my ancestors. Okay? 497 00:30:09,266 --> 00:30:13,213 Riggs, this is my chance to do somethin' and do it right. 498 00:30:16,023 --> 00:30:18,733 Why didn't you say so? I mean, this is not gonna be boring. Uh... 499 00:30:18,901 --> 00:30:20,254 Need any help? 500 00:30:20,900 --> 00:30:21,819 Okay. 501 00:30:22,279 --> 00:30:23,613 Where is he? 502 00:30:24,948 --> 00:30:26,695 Hey, daddy. 503 00:30:26,992 --> 00:30:28,642 What is it this time, food or money? 504 00:30:28,642 --> 00:30:30,450 - Food and money. - More money than food. 505 00:30:30,496 --> 00:30:32,413 I see more you two now than I did when you lived here. 506 00:30:32,581 --> 00:30:33,775 We're independent now. 507 00:30:33,775 --> 00:30:35,875 Okay, okay with the money. Okay. What are you gonna spend it for? 508 00:30:36,043 --> 00:30:38,252 - Uh, hookers, drugs... - Contraceptives... 509 00:30:38,420 --> 00:30:40,196 Can you believe they talk to their father like this? 510 00:30:40,196 --> 00:30:44,509 - It's better than their parole officer. - Well, it costs more to go to school now. 511 00:30:45,811 --> 00:30:46,928 Me first, me first. 512 00:30:47,095 --> 00:30:49,305 I get the tuition bills. And the grades too. 513 00:30:49,473 --> 00:30:52,792 Okay. Consider this a downpayment on a future ass-chewing, okay? 514 00:30:52,792 --> 00:30:55,394 Now, get out of here and go to school. I wanna see some grades. 515 00:30:55,562 --> 00:30:57,146 I wanna see some grades. I see the tuition. 516 00:30:57,314 --> 00:31:01,067 I wanna see some grades! Okay? I want more cluck for my buck. 517 00:31:01,235 --> 00:31:02,652 Okay, thanks you for the money. 518 00:31:04,821 --> 00:31:06,572 - Oh, boy. - I'm tired. 519 00:31:06,740 --> 00:31:08,533 Me, I... I can't win. 520 00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:09,867 Boy! 521 00:31:11,245 --> 00:31:13,996 Say, we get a raise and... nobody told me about it? 522 00:31:16,997 --> 00:31:18,775 I gotta get to the bank, man. 523 00:31:18,810 --> 00:31:21,629 Well, how do you suppose to get there when you're being taken to the cleaners all the time? 524 00:31:21,797 --> 00:31:22,898 Yeah. 525 00:31:24,174 --> 00:31:25,591 Hey, guys. 526 00:31:25,759 --> 00:31:28,025 - Hey, Trish. - Hey, babe. 527 00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:30,967 - Those the kids leaving? - Yes. And we're broke. 528 00:31:31,464 --> 00:31:32,306 Is Lorna here? 529 00:31:32,474 --> 00:31:35,309 Oh, yeah. She's in the kitchen, she's probably on third breakfast by now. 530 00:31:35,474 --> 00:31:37,346 I remember those days. 531 00:31:38,063 --> 00:31:41,232 - Oh, Martin, I'm sorry. - Now, I love it when you do that. 532 00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:44,735 You look terrific. - Thank you. 533 00:31:44,986 --> 00:31:47,572 Wait till she starts trying to raise that baby by herself. 534 00:31:47,739 --> 00:31:49,282 - Daddy, I'll be fine. - Yeah. 535 00:31:49,449 --> 00:31:52,702 Move back in and old grandpa Rog will be up all night takin' care o' the baby. 536 00:31:52,995 --> 00:31:55,079 Well, that's better than her marrying the wrong guy. 537 00:31:57,416 --> 00:31:59,584 Well, you know, a cop or something. 538 00:31:59,751 --> 00:32:00,835 True. 539 00:32:00,968 --> 00:32:02,789 - Come on, guys. See you. - Bye. 540 00:32:02,879 --> 00:32:05,172 - I-I should, uh, say goodbye. - Hey, Lorna. 541 00:32:05,340 --> 00:32:06,713 Hurry up. 542 00:32:07,009 --> 00:32:08,801 Oh, yeah. Stuffing your face. 543 00:32:08,969 --> 00:32:11,304 Stop kissing me. Try that. 544 00:32:11,471 --> 00:32:13,271 Hey, you, you stay away from my girl. 545 00:32:14,301 --> 00:32:16,225 I'm not joking. You stay away from my girl. 546 00:32:16,393 --> 00:32:19,020 - Joking. - Bye! Got the baby beeper? 547 00:32:19,187 --> 00:32:20,005 Yeah. 548 00:32:25,792 --> 00:32:27,653 - I know. - It's your fault. 549 00:32:27,904 --> 00:32:30,364 It's-it's your fault. All the chicken shit. 550 00:32:30,699 --> 00:32:32,617 Flapping all over the place. 551 00:32:34,687 --> 00:32:35,984 All right, everybody! 552 00:32:36,163 --> 00:32:40,981 It's been a year almost already, okay? This shit ain't funny no more! 553 00:32:41,209 --> 00:32:44,712 All right? Enough is enough! - Please! All right? Okay? Enough. 554 00:32:45,005 --> 00:32:46,515 I mean, I'm the one that gets it in the neck. 555 00:32:46,515 --> 00:32:48,906 Can we exercise a little maturity around here? 556 00:32:49,092 --> 00:32:51,594 If I find out who's doin' this, I'll kick his ass. 557 00:32:53,033 --> 00:32:54,138 What asshole is doing this? 558 00:32:54,407 --> 00:32:57,224 Hey, Riggs, I catch that asshole put my picture up there, that's it! 559 00:32:57,392 --> 00:32:58,421 That's it. 560 00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:00,285 - Cut their balls off. - Captain. 561 00:33:00,395 --> 00:33:01,670 Hey, captain. 562 00:33:02,439 --> 00:33:05,274 I still look out expecting to see all the old faces. 563 00:33:05,525 --> 00:33:09,054 Instead, I see a bunch of kids whose names I barely remember. 564 00:33:09,154 --> 00:33:13,157 We're dinos... Will you sit down? We're dinosaurs headed for extinction. 565 00:33:13,325 --> 00:33:14,509 Speak for yourself here. 566 00:33:14,509 --> 00:33:16,702 We're making way for the new improved police force: 567 00:33:16,912 --> 00:33:22,066 guys with guns and psychology degrees, like Butters out there. 568 00:33:26,254 --> 00:33:29,382 - Biter has a psychology degree? - More like a psycho degree. 569 00:33:29,549 --> 00:33:32,134 Hell, I got nothing against it. Times have gotta change. 570 00:33:32,427 --> 00:33:35,179 Hey, I once got shot by a hot-rodder with a zip gun. 571 00:33:35,347 --> 00:33:37,056 That's how far back I go. 572 00:33:38,754 --> 00:33:40,226 Captain, you wanted to see us about something? 573 00:33:40,394 --> 00:33:42,266 Some things don't change. 574 00:33:42,266 --> 00:33:43,025 Here we go. 575 00:33:43,025 --> 00:33:45,613 The department has lost its insurance carrier. 576 00:33:45,648 --> 00:33:48,442 All the damage you've done, they can't get a new one... 577 00:33:48,610 --> 00:33:51,403 while you two guys are still running around on the streets. 578 00:33:52,447 --> 00:33:54,740 They can't fire you either. 579 00:33:54,908 --> 00:33:57,702 So... they're promoting you. 580 00:33:58,787 --> 00:33:59,912 - Heh. - Eh. 581 00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:03,124 - Lieutenant. - There's no open lieutenant spots. 582 00:34:03,291 --> 00:34:07,128 So the chief is using his special privilege, he's making you captains. 583 00:34:08,547 --> 00:34:10,159 - Better. - Captain. 584 00:34:10,159 --> 00:34:11,912 Time was when this sort of thing would send me 585 00:34:11,912 --> 00:34:14,852 right over the fucking falls, I swear to God. I'm getting old. 586 00:34:16,027 --> 00:34:17,430 So, what the hell we do now? 587 00:34:17,597 --> 00:34:18,848 I don't know, captain shit. 588 00:34:19,015 --> 00:34:21,475 I mean, hang out by the coffee machine. - Take long lunches. 589 00:34:21,643 --> 00:34:24,979 Yell things like "Riggs, Murtaugh, I'm the captain." 590 00:34:25,147 --> 00:34:28,399 - "Chief's shitting bricks, man." - You finished? You finished? 591 00:34:28,567 --> 00:34:31,398 Think you can stay off the streets and out of trouble? Somethin' simple? 592 00:34:31,486 --> 00:34:32,987 Uh, yeah, absolutely. 593 00:34:33,155 --> 00:34:35,156 - Captain Riggs. - Captain Murtaugh. 594 00:34:39,411 --> 00:34:42,301 - All right, hey. - Hey, this is... 595 00:34:42,497 --> 00:34:43,580 Hey. 596 00:34:44,249 --> 00:34:47,585 You want your badges? Let me see those sergeant badges. Give me those. 597 00:34:47,753 --> 00:34:50,045 Throw them over here. Let me have yours - Never liked it. 598 00:34:50,213 --> 00:34:51,881 - Here. - Give me those. 599 00:34:52,048 --> 00:34:55,050 This is one of the most painful fucking experiences of my life. 600 00:34:55,218 --> 00:34:57,178 Now get out of here. - Thank you, captain. 601 00:34:57,345 --> 00:34:59,180 - Thank you, captain. - Thank you, captain. 602 00:34:59,347 --> 00:35:00,973 - Captain, after you. - After you, captain. 603 00:35:01,141 --> 00:35:03,350 Enough with the "captain" shit. Get out of here. 604 00:35:03,518 --> 00:35:07,480 After you, captain, I insist! "O Captain! My Captain!" 605 00:35:07,773 --> 00:35:10,149 - Captains outrageous! - Ooh, news travels fast. 606 00:35:10,442 --> 00:35:13,569 You get a break from real police work. Play golf, some tennis.... 607 00:35:13,862 --> 00:35:15,070 They got brown rings 608 00:35:15,238 --> 00:35:16,864 Around their noses 609 00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:20,993 Now that you guys are captains, won't you come up in the chopper for a ride. 610 00:35:21,161 --> 00:35:23,329 - Hey, hey, not for me. - I'll take a rain check. 611 00:35:23,497 --> 00:35:26,123 - If you change your mind, call us. - He's down-to-earth kinda guy. 612 00:35:26,291 --> 00:35:27,651 Ah. 613 00:35:28,293 --> 00:35:29,458 I'm sorry. 614 00:35:31,463 --> 00:35:35,179 Look, can we knock this shit off, please? This is your captain speaking. 615 00:35:35,367 --> 00:35:38,844 Can we knock it off, please? Okay? - Jesus. 616 00:35:39,366 --> 00:35:41,520 The man's got feelings, you know? 617 00:35:48,591 --> 00:35:50,648 Hey, congratulations. Look at you. 618 00:35:50,816 --> 00:35:52,655 Captain Murtaugh. 619 00:35:52,818 --> 00:35:56,946 I-I don't really know how to say this, but... you really inspire me. 620 00:35:58,824 --> 00:36:00,241 Keep it up. 621 00:36:00,408 --> 00:36:01,742 How's it going, Burton? 622 00:36:01,910 --> 00:36:04,662 - It's, uh, Butters, captain. - Oh, yeah. I'll remember that. 623 00:36:04,841 --> 00:36:07,623 Kid really likes you, huh? - I wish he'd cut that shit out. 624 00:36:07,791 --> 00:36:09,271 He likes me? - Yeah. 625 00:36:11,503 --> 00:36:13,661 - Likes me? - What? 626 00:36:15,987 --> 00:36:21,428 No. You... you-you don't think he... likes me, likes me, likes me... 627 00:36:21,596 --> 00:36:23,973 likes me... like that? - Oh. 628 00:36:27,154 --> 00:36:29,061 You know, this is not the military, it's the police force. 629 00:36:29,229 --> 00:36:31,438 I mean, the millennium's creeping up on us. Share it, you know? 630 00:36:31,606 --> 00:36:35,010 You know what the captain said: "New people, new... new department". 631 00:36:42,993 --> 00:36:44,822 - Uh, dr. Woods? - Yes. 632 00:36:44,822 --> 00:36:48,085 - Dr. Woods. - Oh. Captain Riggs. 633 00:36:48,085 --> 00:36:49,874 - No, don't run. I-I... - You know, I'm-I'm-I'm in a rush. 634 00:36:50,177 --> 00:36:51,245 I-I need to talk to you about... 635 00:36:51,245 --> 00:36:53,354 Do you? Ah. Wait, wait. What is it this time? 636 00:36:53,354 --> 00:36:55,790 Uh, recurring dreams about... flying dwarfs? 637 00:36:55,790 --> 00:36:58,422 Or have you managed to cook up something entirely new? 638 00:36:58,422 --> 00:36:59,818 Okay, I'm sorry about all that. 639 00:36:59,818 --> 00:37:02,416 I wanted your advice, uh... I was thinking of, uh... 640 00:37:02,451 --> 00:37:04,471 - Thinking? - Marriage. 641 00:37:05,441 --> 00:37:08,293 Marriage? The "M" word? 642 00:37:08,293 --> 00:37:10,853 Wait, I mean, does "confidentiality" mean anything to you? 643 00:37:11,021 --> 00:37:12,479 That-that's funny. 644 00:37:12,647 --> 00:37:15,399 You know what would happen? We'd go into my office... 645 00:37:15,567 --> 00:37:17,776 and you know what you'd end up telling me? - What? 646 00:37:17,944 --> 00:37:20,970 You'd tell me something like "Doc... 647 00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:23,449 I wanna marry, uh, Murtaugh." 648 00:37:23,617 --> 00:37:26,619 Or-or-or your mother maybe. Or-or how about Nelson Mandela? 649 00:37:26,786 --> 00:37:27,828 Nelson Mandela? 650 00:37:27,996 --> 00:37:30,539 You know, something to ridicule me, Riggs. 651 00:37:30,790 --> 00:37:33,375 Something to get a rise out of me. 652 00:37:33,877 --> 00:37:38,166 Listen carefully. I'm... not... stupid. 653 00:37:38,506 --> 00:37:40,674 And my time is reserved 654 00:37:40,842 --> 00:37:45,054 for police officers with real needs and real problems. 655 00:37:45,221 --> 00:37:46,680 Have you got that? 656 00:37:47,682 --> 00:37:49,266 Have you? - Can you run it by me again? 657 00:37:49,517 --> 00:37:51,706 No. And you know what? 658 00:37:52,062 --> 00:37:54,038 I don't like you. 659 00:37:57,651 --> 00:37:59,034 - Stephanie? - Steph... 660 00:37:59,070 --> 00:38:02,937 I can't go out with you. I'm in a relationship. I'm very happy. 661 00:38:02,972 --> 00:38:05,074 All right? I think you need to see someone. Look. 662 00:38:05,241 --> 00:38:08,200 You'll find someone someday who'll care for you and love you and... 663 00:38:08,235 --> 00:38:10,996 Not in this department. But you gotta stop bothering me! 664 00:38:11,164 --> 00:38:13,082 You're disgusting! 665 00:38:13,249 --> 00:38:15,000 What's the matter with you people? 666 00:38:20,423 --> 00:38:21,560 Hey, hey. What's shaking? 667 00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:24,513 - Hey, captain Riggs. - Captain Murtaugh. 668 00:38:24,548 --> 00:38:26,804 You're supposed to turn around and do that. We're captains. 669 00:38:26,972 --> 00:38:28,806 Heard you were up to your ass in Chinese last night. 670 00:38:28,806 --> 00:38:30,117 All the taller ones came up to the navel. 671 00:38:30,117 --> 00:38:31,449 Most of them came round to your knees. 672 00:38:31,449 --> 00:38:34,736 They were short, but big enough to kick your ass. What can I do for you, guys? 673 00:38:35,063 --> 00:38:37,893 Well, one of the, uh, ship's crew shot one of the illegals last night, 674 00:38:37,893 --> 00:38:39,849 apparently under orders, and we'd dearly like to know 675 00:38:39,849 --> 00:38:43,007 we'll kick in for some junk food, who's smuggling Chinese these days. 676 00:38:43,042 --> 00:38:44,504 Oh, we got no hard evidence, but, uh, 677 00:38:44,504 --> 00:38:46,959 we're pretty sure the big boss behind it's Benny Chan. 678 00:38:47,323 --> 00:38:48,075 Uncle Benny? 679 00:38:48,365 --> 00:38:49,952 - Hey, you know 'im? - Yeah. 680 00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:52,049 Yeah, we had dealings with 'im back when he was running smack. 681 00:38:52,049 --> 00:38:53,355 - We never nailed him either. - No, hell no. 682 00:38:53,355 --> 00:38:54,415 Hey, Benny's slippery. 683 00:38:54,740 --> 00:38:56,500 Where's he hanging out these days? 684 00:38:56,668 --> 00:38:58,919 He's got a nightclub, uh, couple restaurants. 685 00:38:59,087 --> 00:39:02,339 He operates mainly out on North Broadway. Here's the address. 686 00:39:04,138 --> 00:39:05,997 - Hi, fellas. - Riggs. 687 00:39:06,720 --> 00:39:08,974 Hey, there he is. Hey, Burger! Uh, Summers. Uh... 688 00:39:09,009 --> 00:39:09,931 Butters. 689 00:39:10,813 --> 00:39:12,769 What you got on that freighter homicide thing? 690 00:39:12,769 --> 00:39:14,989 I'm all over it. Now, I talked to some of the illegals. 691 00:39:14,989 --> 00:39:16,999 Turns out they only knew the shooter by sight. 692 00:39:17,034 --> 00:39:18,067 Checked out the boat. 693 00:39:18,067 --> 00:39:22,026 Turns out that the boat's registered under some dummy corporation out of Indonesia. 694 00:39:22,277 --> 00:39:24,489 It's gonna be a rough one to crack, but we'll nail them. 695 00:39:24,489 --> 00:39:26,989 Yeah. Hey, you ever hear of anyone called Benny Chan? 696 00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:29,783 Benny Chan? No. What kind of bad man is he? 697 00:39:29,951 --> 00:39:32,036 Real bad. Big crime boss in Chinatown. 698 00:39:32,203 --> 00:39:34,830 If it's dirty... and it's Chinese, Benny's doing it. 699 00:39:34,998 --> 00:39:38,329 - So, where do I find 'im? - At his restaurant. 700 00:39:38,364 --> 00:39:40,711 You know, I'm kinda hungry for Chinese, Rog. How about you? 701 00:39:40,711 --> 00:39:43,297 Hey, you know, since we're going there anyway, we'll drive you. 702 00:39:43,465 --> 00:39:45,549 Chinese? Just let me get my jacket. 703 00:39:46,092 --> 00:39:48,354 - Riggs, not with him. - Hey, the kid's doin' a good job. 704 00:39:48,354 --> 00:39:50,050 - Come on. - Hey, we might need backup. 705 00:39:50,692 --> 00:39:53,807 Spend time with 'im. You might learn to... love 'im. 706 00:39:53,975 --> 00:39:55,309 Like a son. 707 00:39:55,477 --> 00:39:57,019 - A son? - In law... 708 00:39:57,228 --> 00:39:58,761 enforcement it pays to know your fellow officer. 709 00:39:58,761 --> 00:40:00,532 He might have to back you up one day. 710 00:40:06,488 --> 00:40:10,121 Sir, let me just say, it's gonna be an honor to share some egg rolls with you. 711 00:40:10,575 --> 00:40:13,067 - Uh, yeah, all right. Let's go. - Let's go. 712 00:40:13,369 --> 00:40:14,689 Share? 713 00:40:16,581 --> 00:40:20,045 Butters, it, uh, seems like you hate crime in a sort of personal way. 714 00:40:20,045 --> 00:40:23,420 If you don't mind me saying so. - Why do you say that, sir? 715 00:40:23,588 --> 00:40:27,443 It's just last night I noticed you were... oh, let's say, more than slightly miffed. 716 00:40:27,517 --> 00:40:29,218 Ain't he, Roger? - Yeah, yeah. 717 00:40:29,385 --> 00:40:33,695 - Any particular reason? - About 150,000 of 'em. 718 00:40:34,099 --> 00:40:37,434 That's how many bullets were zinging around my neighbourhood growing up. 719 00:40:37,602 --> 00:40:40,673 Couldn't go outside. Couldn't go near a window. 720 00:40:40,855 --> 00:40:45,025 Lived on the floor, ate on the floor, slept on the floor, watched TV on the floor. 721 00:40:45,527 --> 00:40:48,195 See, I didn't learn how to walk till I was 10 years old. 722 00:40:48,372 --> 00:40:52,106 Spent most of my formative years nose-to-nose with the family beagle. 723 00:40:52,575 --> 00:40:55,911 You know, when I work on a crime, I ain't thinkin' about the crime. 724 00:40:56,079 --> 00:40:59,851 I'm just thinkin' about that goddamn floor, and it pisses me off. 725 00:41:00,708 --> 00:41:01,635 Hey. 726 00:41:03,253 --> 00:41:06,903 We supposed to be meetin' Leo somewhere? - No, why? 727 00:41:07,048 --> 00:41:09,734 Because he's following us. Don't look too hard. 728 00:41:09,884 --> 00:41:12,387 - Uh, who's Leo? - Maybe it's a coincidence. 729 00:41:12,387 --> 00:41:16,056 - What does he want? - I don't know. Let's, uh, let's, uh, find out. 730 00:41:16,224 --> 00:41:16,914 Yeah. 731 00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:28,296 - Fucking asshole! - Bite me! Bite me, okay? 732 00:41:28,296 --> 00:41:31,270 Whatever! Whatever! Jerk! 733 00:41:32,532 --> 00:41:34,006 You looking for us, Leo? 734 00:41:34,041 --> 00:41:36,577 - You saw me, huh? - Yeah, we saw you. 735 00:41:36,744 --> 00:41:37,912 What you doin', Leo? 736 00:41:37,992 --> 00:41:40,511 Eh, you know, I've been perfecting my tailing technique 737 00:41:40,511 --> 00:41:42,243 now that I'm a P.I. and all. 738 00:41:42,250 --> 00:41:46,231 Ah, he's a private eyesore. Nice inconspicuous vehicle. I like it. 739 00:41:46,717 --> 00:41:49,006 Hey, uh, hey, Riggs, who's the, uh, perp? 740 00:41:49,215 --> 00:41:51,550 What'd you bust 'im for? - What, I'm a perp? 741 00:41:51,718 --> 00:41:55,137 Oh, you see a young brother in the back of a police car, automatically I'm a perp? 742 00:41:55,305 --> 00:41:59,266 Look at my suit! Look at my tie! What, do I look like the fucking Crips' accountant? 743 00:41:59,634 --> 00:42:01,226 Look at this badge, bitch. 744 00:42:01,394 --> 00:42:03,187 Check out the gun. - Okay, okay, hey, hey. 745 00:42:03,354 --> 00:42:05,105 Okay, put the gun down. Put the gun down. 746 00:42:05,273 --> 00:42:08,025 License. Registration. Urine sample. 747 00:42:08,193 --> 00:42:09,484 Hey, I got a badge too, okay? 748 00:42:09,652 --> 00:42:12,135 Hey! German Jews didn't have it any easier when we were kids. 749 00:42:12,135 --> 00:42:14,517 So, don't think you're the only one, okay? Okay? 750 00:42:14,532 --> 00:42:16,241 A-and, besides, I knew you were a cop. 751 00:42:16,409 --> 00:42:19,369 I was kidding with you. Hey, I can smell a cop a mile away. 752 00:42:19,537 --> 00:42:21,622 Oh, I smell bad? What-what you trying to say? 753 00:42:21,806 --> 00:42:24,431 Stop turning everything around you! You're so damn touchy. 754 00:42:24,626 --> 00:42:27,044 These guys'll tell you. We worked together, we got a history together. 755 00:42:27,212 --> 00:42:29,459 A-and don't... Maybe we'll work together someday! 756 00:42:29,459 --> 00:42:31,252 I'm the bomb! They'll tell you. I'm great, you know? 757 00:42:31,252 --> 00:42:33,877 Yeah, yeah, we're gonna work together soon as I open up a cereal shop, 758 00:42:33,877 --> 00:42:35,256 you fuckin' leprechaun! 759 00:42:35,256 --> 00:42:37,781 Hey, I didn't call you any names, you fuckface! Don't start that! 760 00:42:37,816 --> 00:42:39,806 Okay? Don't fool around! 761 00:42:39,974 --> 00:42:43,847 These guys'll tell you everything. - Excuse me, sir, you're double-parked. 762 00:42:43,847 --> 00:42:46,938 Oh, listen, officer, I, uh... I'm just talking with the detectives. 763 00:42:46,938 --> 00:42:48,514 - Hey, we don't know this guy. - Yeah. 764 00:42:48,514 --> 00:42:49,926 Think he might've been drinkin'. 765 00:42:49,926 --> 00:42:52,648 He-hey. They're just kiddin'. Hey, hey, come back! 766 00:42:52,683 --> 00:42:55,261 I wa... I wasn't drinking. They just said that. 767 00:42:55,296 --> 00:42:57,450 - Blow your breath in my hand. - Why do I gotta blow in your hand? 768 00:42:57,450 --> 00:42:58,607 I can smell it already. 769 00:42:58,607 --> 00:43:01,161 Well, blow in my fucking ear! 770 00:43:01,329 --> 00:43:04,160 - Okay, okay, okay. Whatever. - You're all mine. You're mine! 771 00:43:31,067 --> 00:43:32,359 Where's Uncle Benny? 772 00:43:32,527 --> 00:43:34,512 - He's not... he's not here. - Is he in there? 773 00:43:34,512 --> 00:43:35,071 No. 774 00:43:35,071 --> 00:43:36,321 - Yes, I'm sure he is. - Please, this way. 775 00:43:36,489 --> 00:43:38,031 Yes, it's... it's a two-way. 776 00:43:39,527 --> 00:43:40,158 We have three people. 777 00:43:40,441 --> 00:43:43,537 The restaurant's over there. So, go this way, please. 778 00:43:43,705 --> 00:43:45,747 They see us, but we can't see them. 779 00:43:45,957 --> 00:43:48,625 - Where's your green card? - That's a racist remark. 780 00:43:48,793 --> 00:43:50,270 I'm a policeman who asked you about your green card! 781 00:43:50,270 --> 00:43:52,629 What racist remark? Get out of here. 782 00:43:51,736 --> 00:43:55,549 You're the boss till we get up in his ass. 783 00:43:57,893 --> 00:44:00,971 Ah, it'll be fine. Hey, they've refurbished. 784 00:44:01,139 --> 00:44:03,133 - I couldn't stop them. - Hey, fellas. Hey, how you doin'? 785 00:44:03,133 --> 00:44:05,600 - Out, out! - Can I get some drink or... just food? 786 00:44:06,052 --> 00:44:08,478 Hey, uncle Benny! How you doin'? I hope this is a bad time. 787 00:44:08,688 --> 00:44:11,815 - Hey, Rog, he still hasn't clipped his eyebrows. - Hey, what'd we tell you about that? 788 00:44:11,983 --> 00:44:14,990 We hate not disturbing you, uncle Benny. - This is detective Buckles. 789 00:44:14,990 --> 00:44:16,016 Whatever he says. 790 00:44:16,016 --> 00:44:20,324 Yeah. So, sell any heroin? Buy any cops? Kill anyone lately? How's the front, uh, restaurant? 791 00:44:20,491 --> 00:44:24,161 Have something to eat. Give you the police discount. 792 00:44:24,329 --> 00:44:26,204 - Flied lice? - Flied lice? 793 00:44:26,372 --> 00:44:28,457 It is fried rice, you plick! 794 00:44:32,003 --> 00:44:34,796 I'm very busy. What is it this time? 795 00:44:34,964 --> 00:44:36,256 Tell him, Buttkiss. 796 00:44:36,424 --> 00:44:40,010 Know anything about a boatload of illegals that went aground last night? 797 00:44:40,762 --> 00:44:42,429 Just what I saw on the news. 798 00:44:42,803 --> 00:44:44,473 Some snakehead lost big money. 799 00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:47,559 Four hundred people at 35 grand. Fourteen million, uncle Benny. 800 00:44:48,936 --> 00:44:51,102 And missed out on making slaves out of them, too. 801 00:44:51,230 --> 00:44:55,609 You are cops. I thought smuggling Chinese was an INS problem. 802 00:44:55,777 --> 00:44:59,112 We found three bodies full of holes, so now it's a cop problem. 803 00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:00,655 Three dead Chinese? 804 00:45:01,115 --> 00:45:04,409 Billion more where they came from. - That's right, uncle Benny, life is cheap. 805 00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:07,287 Well, the problem is he shot at me and Rog too and that pisses us off. 806 00:45:08,325 --> 00:45:11,958 Too bad they missed. But still I don't know anything about it. 807 00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:16,088 Hey. Who's he? 808 00:45:17,382 --> 00:45:20,217 Hey. He doesn't look too happy. What's his name? 809 00:45:20,426 --> 00:45:23,837 Who is he? Who's this guy? Is he just appraising your furniture or what? 810 00:45:24,055 --> 00:45:25,806 He doesn't speak English. 811 00:45:25,973 --> 00:45:29,976 Oh, yeah? Well, then he doesn't understand words like "scumbag"... 812 00:45:30,728 --> 00:45:32,082 "eat shit"? 813 00:45:33,272 --> 00:45:35,524 Oh, I think he understands good. 814 00:45:36,025 --> 00:45:37,067 Oh. 815 00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:41,029 - Riggs. - Enter the drag queen. 816 00:45:41,197 --> 00:45:42,263 The insurance, remember? 817 00:45:42,263 --> 00:45:43,140 - Yeah? - Yeah. 818 00:45:43,408 --> 00:45:46,118 I'm busy. If you have nothing on me, get out. 819 00:45:46,285 --> 00:45:48,338 Just know that we're still around, Benny. 820 00:45:48,454 --> 00:45:50,580 - I'm on your ass too. - Yeah. 821 00:45:50,748 --> 00:45:52,332 But the door is this way! 822 00:45:52,834 --> 00:45:55,293 This is quicker. This is quicker, really. 823 00:45:58,965 --> 00:46:00,376 See? It's quicker! 824 00:46:02,260 --> 00:46:05,303 Don't forget my 10 percent policeman's discount. 825 00:46:07,807 --> 00:46:11,351 In Hong Kong, you'd be dead. 826 00:46:13,396 --> 00:46:16,911 - No, not that! No, Riggs, don't! - No, no, no, no! No! 827 00:46:17,525 --> 00:46:19,109 The insurance.... Ah, what the hell? 828 00:46:25,643 --> 00:46:27,701 Come on! Hurry up! Hurry up! 829 00:46:27,994 --> 00:46:31,705 You gotta try it sometime. Give it a whirl. Not only is it satisfying, but it's therapeutic. 830 00:46:31,873 --> 00:46:35,208 I mean, saves the cost of shrinks. - Bad guys can't call the cops. 831 00:46:35,376 --> 00:46:37,669 - Why not? We're already here! - El Ni�o. 832 00:46:38,963 --> 00:46:40,130 Hey, I know this guy. 833 00:46:40,339 --> 00:46:41,756 That's... that's the captain. Hold... hold it! 834 00:46:46,554 --> 00:46:48,763 Hey, Riggs! Remember, no damage! 835 00:46:59,567 --> 00:47:00,897 Hold it! 836 00:47:04,130 --> 00:47:05,030 Shit! 837 00:47:07,366 --> 00:47:11,410 I'm LAPD. I'm commandeering your bike. Ah, shit. Here, here, here. 200 dollars. 838 00:47:11,410 --> 00:47:13,705 Hey, hey, hey, Riggs! Hey, Riggs, I'm comin'! 839 00:47:14,707 --> 00:47:16,881 Charlie, somebody stole your bike! 840 00:47:18,002 --> 00:47:19,085 Stop! 841 00:47:20,510 --> 00:47:21,717 Police! 842 00:47:22,963 --> 00:47:24,088 Out of the way! Police! 843 00:47:24,088 --> 00:47:26,346 Butler, Butler! Right! Chase the fast one! 844 00:47:26,346 --> 00:47:28,136 What, do you have Alzheimer's? 845 00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:43,610 Stop! Freeze! 846 00:47:56,624 --> 00:48:00,210 Stop! Stop in Chinese, motherfucker! Halt! 847 00:48:14,100 --> 00:48:16,034 Out of the way! Police! Hey, Riggs! 848 00:48:16,069 --> 00:48:17,394 Riggs! He's gettin' away! 849 00:48:24,527 --> 00:48:26,027 Excuse me. Out of the way. 850 00:48:36,205 --> 00:48:37,414 Get down, get down! LAPD! 851 00:48:37,623 --> 00:48:39,207 Stop, you little shit! 852 00:48:52,763 --> 00:48:55,223 Get down! Get the fuck down! 853 00:49:00,605 --> 00:49:02,856 My arm! I didn't do anything! 854 00:49:11,157 --> 00:49:12,948 I got you covered down here, Riggs! 855 00:49:15,077 --> 00:49:18,759 You got the right to remain silent. So shut the fuck up. Okay? 856 00:49:18,839 --> 00:49:22,096 You got the right to an attorney. If you can't afford an attorney, 857 00:49:22,376 --> 00:49:25,795 we'll provide you with the dumbest fucking lawyer on earth. 858 00:49:25,963 --> 00:49:28,256 If you get Johnnie Cochran, I'll kill you! 859 00:49:40,144 --> 00:49:42,604 Hey, Riggs, don't jump! You're gonna be a father! 860 00:49:42,772 --> 00:49:44,105 Don't jump! 861 00:49:48,736 --> 00:49:50,820 Oh, shit. Hey, ho-hold on! 862 00:49:51,447 --> 00:49:53,365 Hold on, hold on! I got you! 863 00:49:53,741 --> 00:49:57,327 - Hey, hey, hey, Riggs! Hey, don't move! - Oh, okay. I won't move. 864 00:49:57,495 --> 00:49:58,703 Hold on! Here. I got you! 865 00:49:58,871 --> 00:50:00,205 What're you gonna do? Catch me? 866 00:50:00,373 --> 00:50:03,541 Oh, no, I'm not gonna catch you. Wait, wait. I-I-I... I got a dumpster here. 867 00:50:03,834 --> 00:50:05,835 Why you runnin'? You didn't do nothing, why you runnin'? 868 00:50:06,045 --> 00:50:07,045 Hey, Butters! 869 00:50:07,213 --> 00:50:08,838 Get over here! - Oh, shit! 870 00:50:09,006 --> 00:50:11,591 - Hurry up! - Come on, come on! 871 00:50:12,551 --> 00:50:13,593 Hey, hold on, Riggs! 872 00:50:14,970 --> 00:50:17,097 Hey! A little bit more to the left! 873 00:50:17,264 --> 00:50:18,848 Move this out right there. Now, now. 874 00:50:19,141 --> 00:50:20,990 No, the other left! 875 00:50:21,501 --> 00:50:22,894 Make up your mind! 876 00:50:23,062 --> 00:50:26,439 - Couldn't you find something smaller? - It-it's the only one I could find! 877 00:50:26,914 --> 00:50:29,275 Hey, I got it here. Now, you jump on "three". 878 00:50:29,443 --> 00:50:32,487 - Okay. Ready? - Ass first! It breaks the fall! 879 00:50:32,655 --> 00:50:34,614 Ready. One... 880 00:50:34,782 --> 00:50:36,700 ... two, three. - ... two, three, son of a bitch. 881 00:50:38,953 --> 00:50:42,046 - Hey, Riggs, you all right? - Yeah. I should've had 'im, should've had 'im. 882 00:50:42,046 --> 00:50:43,790 You damn right, you should've. Shit. 883 00:50:44,402 --> 00:50:46,084 Hey. Who's your partner? 884 00:50:46,252 --> 00:50:48,128 You, old son of a bitch. Who's that guy? - I don't have a partner. 885 00:50:48,295 --> 00:50:49,713 - The guy you were running with. - What's his name? 886 00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:51,423 I'm a waiter at the restaurant. 887 00:50:51,882 --> 00:50:54,008 And then you guys pull a gun, try to kill me? 888 00:50:54,301 --> 00:50:56,845 And you physically abuse me. I want my lawyer. 889 00:50:58,013 --> 00:51:02,204 You ain't no waiter. If you're a waiter, w-what's today's special? 890 00:51:02,204 --> 00:51:04,308 - Yeah. - What's today? 891 00:51:05,285 --> 00:51:06,730 - Wednesday. - Yeah, Wednesday. 892 00:51:06,897 --> 00:51:09,566 Uh, chicken and sweet-sour pork, barbecue sparerib, with special... 893 00:51:09,859 --> 00:51:11,317 Aw, shut up! 894 00:51:12,111 --> 00:51:14,988 Next time, don't start to run! Stay still! 895 00:51:16,282 --> 00:51:17,739 Johnnie Cochran! 896 00:51:17,739 --> 00:51:19,409 Hey, he fight for me! 897 00:52:19,678 --> 00:52:23,056 ... rebellion early against his domineering father. 898 00:52:23,307 --> 00:52:26,976 Finally, Mao left home to continue his schooling. 899 00:52:32,466 --> 00:52:35,193 - S-sorry, sergeant Murtaugh. - No, no, no. Sit, please. 900 00:52:35,361 --> 00:52:37,215 Hey, and it's Roger. 901 00:52:37,928 --> 00:52:40,907 - It's your chair. - No, sit down. Really, it's fine. Sit. 902 00:52:41,117 --> 00:52:43,731 Want somethin' to drink? Tequila? 903 00:52:44,620 --> 00:52:45,870 Thank you so much. 904 00:52:46,330 --> 00:52:47,961 From Mexico. 905 00:52:49,124 --> 00:52:52,335 This can't be the first time you had tequila, Hong. 906 00:52:52,503 --> 00:52:55,922 - Yes. - No. 907 00:52:58,425 --> 00:53:00,093 - Bread. - Huh? 908 00:53:00,261 --> 00:53:01,531 Bread. 909 00:53:02,012 --> 00:53:03,137 Toast. Toast. 910 00:53:03,305 --> 00:53:05,056 - Oh, yeah, yeah, toast. - T-toast. Bread, bread. 911 00:53:05,224 --> 00:53:06,266 Bread. Hey, bread. 912 00:53:11,545 --> 00:53:14,659 - Hey, you-you know anybody here? - My uncle. 913 00:53:15,270 --> 00:53:18,100 He pay... so we can come to America. 914 00:53:18,398 --> 00:53:23,140 - You been in contact with 'im? - No. I leave message. 915 00:53:24,100 --> 00:53:25,243 Hm. What's your uncle do? 916 00:53:26,495 --> 00:53:29,455 In China, he's artist. 917 00:53:29,623 --> 00:53:32,561 - An artist? - Yeah. 918 00:53:34,044 --> 00:53:36,496 Gotta be real tough leaving home, huh? 919 00:53:39,687 --> 00:53:41,202 In America... 920 00:53:41,594 --> 00:53:44,765 my children have chance to make good life. 921 00:53:45,264 --> 00:53:47,896 - We want the best for our children. - Yeah. 922 00:53:47,896 --> 00:53:49,684 Yeah. And our grandchildren. 923 00:53:50,728 --> 00:53:53,146 You believe I'm a grandfather? 924 00:53:53,314 --> 00:53:55,353 That's right, you're a grandfather. Ping, little Ping. 925 00:53:55,353 --> 00:53:57,925 - Oh, yeah, yeah, yes. - You're a grand-grandpa. 926 00:53:58,736 --> 00:54:03,497 Where's the time go? - Oh. Don't know. 927 00:54:03,574 --> 00:54:04,866 Have no watch. 928 00:54:05,159 --> 00:54:07,051 - You have no watch? - Yeah. 929 00:54:07,077 --> 00:54:08,460 Ah, here. 930 00:54:08,621 --> 00:54:10,872 This is my pop's. Here. Take it. 931 00:54:11,040 --> 00:54:13,572 He got it when he retired from the force. Here. 932 00:54:13,572 --> 00:54:15,350 No, no, no, no, no. No, I cannot. 933 00:54:15,350 --> 00:54:17,629 No, no, no, no, no, no. I want you to have it. You know? 934 00:54:17,838 --> 00:54:21,529 It belonged to a good man. It ought to belong to another good man. 935 00:54:23,802 --> 00:54:26,512 Thank you so much... Roger. 936 00:55:55,508 --> 00:55:56,769 Riggs. Shit! 937 00:55:58,564 --> 00:55:59,766 No, no, Riggs. 938 00:56:01,358 --> 00:56:02,850 Hold 'im, hold 'im. 939 00:56:03,193 --> 00:56:04,859 Yeah, yeah, you push him off. Push 'im off. 940 00:56:07,704 --> 00:56:10,528 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's good. That's good. 941 00:56:11,660 --> 00:56:12,702 Get him down, you got it? 942 00:56:16,165 --> 00:56:17,644 Wha-wha-what's wrong? What's wrong? 943 00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,293 It's the shoulder. It's the shoulder. 944 00:56:20,936 --> 00:56:24,300 It's an old shoulder injury. I'll have to toss in the towel. 945 00:56:24,444 --> 00:56:27,050 - No problem. Sorry, man. You okay? - It happens periodically. 946 00:56:27,051 --> 00:56:27,827 - You okay? - Yeah. 947 00:56:28,128 --> 00:56:30,762 Oh, I was just getting going too. Hey, you're lucky, kid. 948 00:56:30,929 --> 00:56:32,414 Hey, hey, you're lucky he didn't kill you. 949 00:56:32,414 --> 00:56:34,448 Yeah, yeah, you know, you owe me a rematch! 950 00:56:34,483 --> 00:56:37,143 - Hey, anytime you want. All right? Anytime. - I might even train for it. 951 00:56:37,267 --> 00:56:39,312 Better bring your own paramedic too. 952 00:56:41,085 --> 00:56:44,242 - Hey, I'll get ice for that shoulder. - No, shoulder's okay, Rog. 953 00:56:44,902 --> 00:56:46,678 No, nothing wrong with my shoulder. 954 00:56:49,907 --> 00:56:53,170 I was fakin' it, Rog. - Fakin' it? 955 00:56:54,620 --> 00:56:58,730 Yeah. Gomez was killing me out there. I, uh, I didn't have anything left. 956 00:56:58,811 --> 00:57:04,012 - I told you that kid was good, eh? - Uh, he's good, but it's... it's not all him. 957 00:57:04,963 --> 00:57:09,050 I mean, I've been feelin' it lately, Rog. Uh, you know the other... 958 00:57:15,057 --> 00:57:17,975 It's, like, the other night on the ship when that guy nailed me right there. 959 00:57:18,185 --> 00:57:20,520 And, uh, yesterday I couldn't catch him. 960 00:57:21,200 --> 00:57:24,065 Other stuff too. You know, I just thought, you know, I'm out of shape or somethin'. 961 00:57:24,233 --> 00:57:25,930 You know. But... it's more than that. 962 00:57:25,930 --> 00:57:30,738 It's-it's... it's like, uh, it's like... I hate to say this, but... 963 00:57:30,948 --> 00:57:33,157 You're getting too old for this shit. 964 00:57:36,036 --> 00:57:37,161 Yeah. 965 00:57:38,497 --> 00:57:42,130 How about that? Finally. 966 00:57:42,668 --> 00:57:45,094 No, but I can't be. I mean, I�m only.... 967 00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:49,715 Jesus. - Yeah, you're only. 968 00:57:50,884 --> 00:57:54,786 Can't beat the clock, Riggs. - Wow. 969 00:57:55,389 --> 00:57:58,683 Murphy's right. I mean, we're dinosaurs. What'll I do? 970 00:57:59,393 --> 00:58:01,018 Accept it. 971 00:58:03,397 --> 00:58:04,647 Like I do. 972 00:58:07,109 --> 00:58:09,026 - No. Bullshit. - Yeah. 973 00:58:09,194 --> 00:58:10,486 Bullshit. No, I'm not gonna accept it. 974 00:58:10,737 --> 00:58:12,238 No, I'm gonna will it not to happen. 975 00:58:12,406 --> 00:58:13,447 - Will it? - Yeah. 976 00:58:13,615 --> 00:58:16,325 - Will it? - I�m not too old for this shit. 977 00:58:16,535 --> 00:58:20,454 I'm not too old for this shit. You will it not. We're not too old for this shit. 978 00:58:20,831 --> 00:58:23,833 We're not too old for this shit. We're not too old for... 979 00:58:24,001 --> 00:58:25,251 Say it like you believe it. 980 00:58:25,419 --> 00:58:27,932 We're not too old for this shit. - Yeah. 981 00:58:28,213 --> 00:58:29,357 We're not too old for this shit. 982 00:58:29,357 --> 00:58:30,414 I�m not gonna buy a haemorrhoid cushion. 983 00:58:30,414 --> 00:58:31,579 We're not too old for this shit. 984 00:58:31,579 --> 00:58:34,223 - I'm not gonna get corns! - Yeah, I get... I got corns! All right? 985 00:58:34,223 --> 00:58:35,445 I'm not wearing a suit! 986 00:58:35,445 --> 00:58:37,763 Hey, hey, hey, what's wrong with wearing a suit? What's wrong with a suit? 987 00:58:37,931 --> 00:58:39,498 Hey. How's it goin', captain? 988 00:58:50,194 --> 00:58:52,155 Hey, thanks a lot, you guys. Very funny. 989 00:58:52,155 --> 00:58:54,811 You know, that cop had me there for an hour and tried to strip-search me. 990 00:58:54,811 --> 00:58:56,949 - Hey, you get his phone number? - Ha, ha. Very funny. 991 00:58:57,117 --> 00:58:59,551 - Sugar-glazed with jelly. Thanks, Leo. - Thanks a lot. 992 00:58:59,551 --> 00:59:01,218 Hey, what the hell happened to you? The scratches. 993 00:59:01,218 --> 00:59:01,745 Dog. 994 00:59:01,780 --> 00:59:03,122 - A dog? - Dog cut you like that? 995 00:59:03,290 --> 00:59:04,916 Hey, catch you drinking out of his bowl? 996 00:59:05,083 --> 00:59:07,335 Very funny. I'm working on an important P.I. case. 997 00:59:07,502 --> 00:59:08,550 Did the dog hire you? 998 00:59:08,550 --> 00:59:11,987 No. The dog didn't hire me. The people that lost the dog hired me. 999 00:59:11,987 --> 00:59:13,257 Well, sounds like a real big case. 1000 00:59:13,425 --> 00:59:17,970 Hey, it is a big case, Mr. Big Shot, for all you know. I-it's a very expensive dog. 1001 00:59:18,138 --> 00:59:20,139 Bolshoi. - Borzoi. 1002 00:59:20,307 --> 00:59:21,724 Whatever, whatever. 1003 00:59:22,267 --> 00:59:23,890 And you found it, uh? 1004 00:59:23,977 --> 00:59:26,646 Well, sort of. Okay, okay. Listen to what happens. 1005 00:59:27,314 --> 00:59:29,616 Instead of going all around town looking for a dog, 1006 00:59:29,616 --> 00:59:31,611 spending all kinds of money, I went to the pound. 1007 00:59:31,646 --> 00:59:35,488 I get the dog, take the dog home, I dye the dog. It looks exactly like their dog. 1008 00:59:35,656 --> 00:59:37,156 Dog was a real rat, though. 1009 00:59:37,324 --> 00:59:39,573 Scratched me a lot like this. But I got the job done. 1010 00:59:39,573 --> 00:59:43,829 - Some kind of P.I. business you got there, Leo. - Yeah, Douche Ventura, pet infective. 1011 00:59:43,997 --> 00:59:45,998 - Yeah, it's grand theft. - What's grand theft? 1012 00:59:46,166 --> 00:59:47,260 - With trickering device. - Yeah. 1013 00:59:47,260 --> 00:59:48,629 - It's a felony. - It is? 1014 00:59:48,629 --> 00:59:50,634 - Yeah. - Yeah, you guys are always kiddin'. 1015 00:59:50,634 --> 00:59:54,548 Whatever. I get it, I get it. Here comes that touchy kid. I'm not here, I'm not here. 1016 00:59:54,716 --> 00:59:57,677 - Captain Riggs, captain Murtaugh. - What you got, Putter? 1017 00:59:57,844 --> 01:00:00,013 - The guy you chased in Chinatown? - Yeah? 1018 01:00:00,013 --> 01:00:03,849 The gun he dropped matched slugs on the bodies on the boat. That's your shooter. 1019 01:00:05,852 --> 01:00:07,561 Son of a bitch that got away from me. 1020 01:00:07,729 --> 01:00:10,648 No, didn't get too far. They found him on a rooftop nearby. 1021 01:00:10,816 --> 01:00:14,513 Strangled. And get this. Pigeons ate his eyeballs. 1022 01:00:15,320 --> 01:00:16,681 Cool. 1023 01:00:17,253 --> 01:00:20,783 Excuse me. Hello? Hello? 1024 01:00:20,951 --> 01:00:24,578 Shit! I hate these fucking phones, man. You get a call, they cut you off. 1025 01:00:24,830 --> 01:00:27,456 You make a call, they cut you off. What's the point? I never... 1026 01:00:27,624 --> 01:00:30,946 Don't you know what they're doin', kid? Hey, that's... they fuck you with cell phones. 1027 01:00:30,946 --> 01:00:33,068 That's what it is. They're fucking you with the cell phone. 1028 01:00:33,068 --> 01:00:34,988 They love when you get cut off. You know why? 1029 01:00:35,023 --> 01:00:36,658 Huh? You know why? Cause when you call back, 1030 01:00:36,658 --> 01:00:37,974 which they know you're gonna do, 1031 01:00:37,974 --> 01:00:40,554 they charge you for that fucking first minute again at that high rate. 1032 01:00:40,554 --> 01:00:42,805 If you're lucky enough to be able to call back, 1033 01:00:42,973 --> 01:00:46,475 because the 3-hour battery you got only lasts for 20 fucking minutes. 1034 01:00:46,643 --> 01:00:48,912 And-and... What if you're behind a fucking hill, and it's going: 1035 01:00:49,064 --> 01:00:51,520 Or you go through a damn tunnel or some shit, man. 1036 01:00:51,520 --> 01:00:53,113 And they keep making it smaller. 1037 01:00:53,148 --> 01:00:55,693 You know why they make them this small? So you can lose it. 1038 01:00:55,861 --> 01:00:59,613 Why? So you have to buy more phones. I never lost my mother's phone. 1039 01:00:59,781 --> 01:01:02,074 Take you two hours to make a damn long-distance call. 1040 01:01:02,242 --> 01:01:05,328 Da-da-da-da, four. Da-da-da-da, five. Da-da-da-da... 1041 01:01:05,495 --> 01:01:09,749 Oh. I messed up. Hang up. Gotta do it again. Da-da-da-da, four. Da-da-da-da, five. 1042 01:01:09,916 --> 01:01:12,622 I never lost my Sports Illustrated swimsuit phone. 1043 01:01:12,622 --> 01:01:15,240 And how about the fucking scanners? These idiots, they get your phone number 1044 01:01:15,240 --> 01:01:16,859 and then they make calls all over the world! 1045 01:01:16,859 --> 01:01:21,427 Oh, somebody took my number and they called Afghanistan. Afghanistan! 1046 01:01:21,595 --> 01:01:25,333 I don't know nobody in Afgha... I don't know what fucking Afghanistan look like. 1047 01:01:25,333 --> 01:01:29,393 And even if I did, I would not talk to their Afghan ass for 3 hours! 1048 01:01:29,561 --> 01:01:31,854 I won't talk to my daddy for 3 hours. 1049 01:01:32,022 --> 01:01:34,642 They fuck you, they fuck you, they fuck you with the cell phones. 1050 01:01:34,642 --> 01:01:37,278 Hey, you know what happens when you go to a drive-through? They get you... 1051 01:01:37,434 --> 01:01:38,999 Hold on, hold on. - Why am I talking... ? 1052 01:01:38,999 --> 01:01:42,664 Hold on. Leo Getz, private investigator. 1053 01:01:42,664 --> 01:01:44,206 - Private investigator? - Yeah. 1054 01:01:44,242 --> 01:01:48,266 Yeah, Mr. Getz, I was wondering if you would be willing to investigate my privates. 1055 01:01:48,330 --> 01:01:51,513 - Investigate what? - My privates, you stupid shit. 1056 01:01:51,666 --> 01:01:53,542 Shut the fuck up. 1057 01:01:53,710 --> 01:01:56,315 Oh, very funny, Riggs. You're costing me a lot of money here. 1058 01:01:56,315 --> 01:01:58,200 - Yeah, at least three bucks. - ... to answer a fucking call. 1059 01:01:58,200 --> 01:02:00,304 They're fucking me with the cell phone, now you're fucking me! 1060 01:02:00,304 --> 01:02:02,405 You're pretty tough when you're on the phone, aren't you, little fella? 1061 01:02:02,405 --> 01:02:05,399 That's right. Telephone tough guy. Why am I talking to you on the phone? 1062 01:02:05,434 --> 01:02:07,640 Get the fuck out of here. Go home! 1063 01:02:07,933 --> 01:02:09,392 What happened to your face? 1064 01:02:10,018 --> 01:02:12,008 "No" means no! 1065 01:02:13,210 --> 01:02:16,732 Eh-eh, eh-eh... Hey, this kid's gonna like me, I can tell. 1066 01:02:16,900 --> 01:02:18,150 He'd be the first one. 1067 01:02:18,367 --> 01:02:22,822 Okay. Okay, okay. Okay. Whatever. Whatever. 1068 01:02:26,215 --> 01:02:30,621 Like you know... You know? You know, we should hire Leo. 1069 01:02:31,164 --> 01:02:32,312 Hire Leo? 1070 01:02:32,312 --> 01:02:34,417 Yeah. Hire 'im. He can follow uncle Benny around. 1071 01:02:34,676 --> 01:02:36,335 - But uncle Benny'll see him. - Yeah, yeah, that's the idea. 1072 01:02:36,503 --> 01:02:38,770 He'll drive him nuts. - Uncle Benny'll shoot 'im. 1073 01:02:40,397 --> 01:02:42,341 Hey. Hey. Let's hire 'im. 1074 01:02:43,218 --> 01:02:45,386 I smell like stale coffee. 1075 01:02:48,723 --> 01:02:51,392 And why-why do you care if I wanna go home and change my shirt? 1076 01:02:51,685 --> 01:02:54,771 Well, it's just a coffee stain is not something that'd bother me. 1077 01:02:55,227 --> 01:02:56,858 Oh, look at the way you dress, huh? 1078 01:02:57,855 --> 01:02:59,270 What's that supposed to mean? 1079 01:03:01,027 --> 01:03:03,222 Well, just cause I don't get around in those nifty suits like you.... 1080 01:03:03,222 --> 01:03:04,446 Well, not many cops do. 1081 01:03:04,446 --> 01:03:06,463 Hey, what's that supposed to mean? 1082 01:03:07,617 --> 01:03:11,823 Ahem. Well, I...I've been wondering, where's the money coming from? 1083 01:03:12,664 --> 01:03:13,923 Where do you think it's comin' from? 1084 01:03:13,923 --> 01:03:15,904 Where do you think it's comin' from? Where do you thin it's comin' from? 1085 01:03:15,904 --> 01:03:19,388 - Look, I don't know. It's none of my damn business. - Okay, you-you don't know. Okay? 1086 01:03:19,388 --> 01:03:20,276 - Okay. - Okay? 1087 01:03:20,338 --> 01:03:22,506 Okay? Trish gave me some money. 1088 01:03:22,674 --> 01:03:23,573 It's none of my damn business. 1089 01:03:23,573 --> 01:03:26,301 Well, Trish Money gave me some money from my aunt... from my aunt Anne, who died. 1090 01:03:26,301 --> 01:03:28,795 Okay? - All right. All right. Sorry. 1091 01:03:31,558 --> 01:03:32,808 Whose car is that? 1092 01:03:33,852 --> 01:03:35,060 I don't know. 1093 01:03:35,770 --> 01:03:38,590 It looks like a full house for Lamaze class. 1094 01:03:38,815 --> 01:03:41,732 You know who belongs to that car here? - Here you go, captains. 1095 01:03:43,570 --> 01:03:45,271 No charge for the ride, guys. 1096 01:03:45,739 --> 01:03:47,615 Rianne's here and Lorna's here. 1097 01:03:47,782 --> 01:03:49,074 I'll put it on your account, captain. 1098 01:03:49,242 --> 01:03:50,411 All right, then. 1099 01:03:55,143 --> 01:03:56,596 Hey, honey. Hey, Lorna. 1100 01:03:56,631 --> 01:03:58,959 What the hell's goin' on here? I just came home to change my shirt... 1101 01:04:04,848 --> 01:04:07,301 What the hell are you doing here? - They took the Hongs. 1102 01:04:15,519 --> 01:04:16,560 Shit. 1103 01:04:17,938 --> 01:04:18,743 Drop it. 1104 01:04:33,453 --> 01:04:34,858 Girls, get outta here! 1105 01:04:40,258 --> 01:04:41,877 Yeah. Look who we got here. 1106 01:04:42,045 --> 01:04:44,588 Uncle Benny's friend. - Hey, Bruce. 1107 01:04:44,756 --> 01:04:46,368 Nice pyjamas. 1108 01:04:48,051 --> 01:04:49,843 What did you do with the Hongs? 1109 01:04:58,061 --> 01:04:59,478 Drop your guns. 1110 01:04:59,980 --> 01:05:02,314 Drop 'em! - Okay, take it easy. 1111 01:05:02,853 --> 01:05:04,713 You're not gonna stand for that, are you, honey? 1112 01:05:12,534 --> 01:05:14,076 Son of a bitch! 1113 01:06:46,586 --> 01:06:48,212 Let the women go. 1114 01:06:57,389 --> 01:06:59,264 Don't panic. 1115 01:07:08,274 --> 01:07:09,942 I can't breathe! 1116 01:07:30,755 --> 01:07:32,172 Riggs! 1117 01:07:33,299 --> 01:07:34,466 Trish! 1118 01:07:38,763 --> 01:07:40,472 I'm tryin' to get my... 1119 01:07:40,974 --> 01:07:42,099 Son of a bitch! 1120 01:07:47,313 --> 01:07:48,814 Trish! 1121 01:07:55,530 --> 01:07:57,489 Riggs! 1122 01:08:04,914 --> 01:08:07,833 - I�ll be damned. Thanks, kid. - Ping. 1123 01:08:09,878 --> 01:08:11,962 Ping. Get Ping. 1124 01:08:12,130 --> 01:08:13,714 Ping, cut us loose! 1125 01:08:20,430 --> 01:08:21,472 Cut me loose, Ping! 1126 01:08:23,850 --> 01:08:26,146 Go ahead, cut me. Cut me. 1127 01:08:43,676 --> 01:08:45,731 Okay, let's go. Let's go. 1128 01:09:04,627 --> 01:09:06,256 Yeah, come on, come on. 1129 01:09:07,644 --> 01:09:09,274 It's all right. It's all right. 1130 01:09:10,188 --> 01:09:11,730 - You okay, honey? - Yeah. 1131 01:09:11,898 --> 01:09:13,798 I owe you one, kid. 1132 01:09:14,234 --> 01:09:16,532 Rianne, where's the keys... Rianne, the keys to your car? Where's the.... 1133 01:09:16,532 --> 01:09:17,460 Oh, they're in the car. 1134 01:09:17,460 --> 01:09:19,718 - I got a car. - We need a radio. 1135 01:09:24,619 --> 01:09:27,101 - We have to go, baby, okay? - All right, let's go. 1136 01:09:27,622 --> 01:09:31,083 How we gonna find them? We gotta catch them assholes. 1137 01:09:37,632 --> 01:09:40,050 3- William-56, this is Air 12. Go ahead. 1138 01:09:40,218 --> 01:09:41,510 Hey, we need your eyes, guys. 1139 01:09:41,678 --> 01:09:45,055 We're looking for a black-bordeaux Mercedes and a black Lincoln Continental. 1140 01:09:45,223 --> 01:09:48,141 Vicinity of Ladera at the 210 freeway. - Heh, heh. 1141 01:09:48,309 --> 01:09:50,561 Black Mercedes and black Continental, eh? 1142 01:09:50,728 --> 01:09:53,730 Well, that shouldn't be too hard to find in this town. 1143 01:09:53,982 --> 01:09:56,233 Look, just-just give it a shot, will you, guys? 1144 01:09:56,401 --> 01:09:58,569 - You be cooperative. - That's a roger. 1145 01:10:09,122 --> 01:10:10,789 Well, will wonders never cease? 1146 01:10:10,999 --> 01:10:14,877 We got two black Mercedes, one heading eastbound, one heading westbound. 1147 01:10:15,587 --> 01:10:17,880 Eastbound one just got on the Valley View ramp. 1148 01:10:19,424 --> 01:10:21,600 We'll take that one. Try locating the Continental. 1149 01:10:21,930 --> 01:10:22,955 That's a roger. 1150 01:10:22,990 --> 01:10:25,012 - How do we know we're chasing the right one? - I don't know. 1151 01:10:25,263 --> 01:10:27,431 But we're going east and China's east. 1152 01:10:27,599 --> 01:10:29,308 - China's west too. - We can't divide. 1153 01:10:29,475 --> 01:10:30,684 Okay. Think positive! 1154 01:10:35,565 --> 01:10:38,066 - You crossed two lanes, Riggs! - You see him? 1155 01:10:45,533 --> 01:10:47,242 Watch the road! 1156 01:10:47,702 --> 01:10:49,703 I'd give my right arm for a siren right now. 1157 01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:55,959 Why'd they take the Hongs anyway? 1158 01:10:56,127 --> 01:10:57,999 Hell, I don't know. Maybe they're shaking them down for more money. 1159 01:10:57,999 --> 01:11:00,339 You know what smugglers are like. 1160 01:11:02,175 --> 01:11:05,677 Hong said his uncle paid already. He-he-he got in touch with his uncle. 1161 01:11:06,054 --> 01:11:08,180 He left him a message. That's how they know where I live. 1162 01:11:08,348 --> 01:11:09,890 Shit. - That's exactly how. 1163 01:11:10,058 --> 01:11:13,185 Get out of the way! Get out of the way! 1164 01:11:15,813 --> 01:11:16,980 Go, go, go! 1165 01:11:19,067 --> 01:11:21,396 Hey, there-there-there's the son of a bitch right there! 1166 01:11:21,396 --> 01:11:22,861 Yeah, that's them. 1167 01:11:22,028 --> 01:11:25,185 Bastards left us to burn. I wanna have a chat with them. 1168 01:11:25,185 --> 01:11:26,686 How you gonna do that? You don't have any guns! 1169 01:11:26,686 --> 01:11:29,159 Yeah? Well, get me right up behind this trailer. 1170 01:11:29,327 --> 01:11:30,911 - But you're driving. - No, you're driving. 1171 01:11:31,079 --> 01:11:32,621 - Shit. - There's cruise control. 1172 01:11:32,789 --> 01:11:34,066 All you gotta do is steer! 1173 01:11:34,207 --> 01:11:37,250 Riggs, why you always making shit complicated? 1174 01:11:44,634 --> 01:11:48,071 Fuck, closer. Don't be shy, Rog. Get it up there, right behind! 1175 01:11:49,138 --> 01:11:50,889 Closer! Closer! 1176 01:11:51,140 --> 01:11:52,265 That's it! 1177 01:12:07,198 --> 01:12:08,733 Thanks. 1178 01:12:26,134 --> 01:12:27,509 Here, asshole. Come on in. 1179 01:12:30,972 --> 01:12:33,932 I need to ask you something. Where's the Hongs? 1180 01:12:51,190 --> 01:12:52,175 Riggs! 1181 01:13:05,131 --> 01:13:06,528 Damn, Riggs. 1182 01:13:08,176 --> 01:13:10,343 Where's the Hongs? Where are they? 1183 01:13:17,477 --> 01:13:19,269 Come on, Riggs, get him! 1184 01:13:25,151 --> 01:13:26,735 Riggs! Watch out, Riggs! 1185 01:13:48,257 --> 01:13:51,936 Highway Patrol, this is William-356, heading southbound on highway. 1186 01:13:51,936 --> 01:13:55,008 Officer in trouble. Oversized trailer. 1187 01:13:56,666 --> 01:13:59,541 LAPD! Pull over! LAPD! 1188 01:13:59,576 --> 01:14:01,331 LAPD! Pull over! 1189 01:14:04,982 --> 01:14:06,918 Pull over! You see that?! 1190 01:14:06,943 --> 01:14:08,957 Right! Fuck you! 1191 01:14:09,779 --> 01:14:11,440 Breaker, breaker. Aybody else there? 1192 01:14:11,440 --> 01:14:14,317 I got a crazy asshole with a phony badge tryin' to pull me over. 1193 01:14:37,849 --> 01:14:40,058 Son of a bitch, get away from my boy. 1194 01:14:56,617 --> 01:14:57,742 Son of a bitch! 1195 01:15:00,689 --> 01:15:02,752 Hey, Riggs, come on in. I got you. 1196 01:15:07,253 --> 01:15:08,378 Hold on, Riggs! 1197 01:15:11,465 --> 01:15:12,924 Get in here! Come on, get in here! 1198 01:15:21,767 --> 01:15:23,685 Come on. Get the fuck in here. Shit. 1199 01:15:23,853 --> 01:15:26,104 - Ready? - Yeah. 1200 01:15:30,568 --> 01:15:32,777 - Welcome back. - Oh, what a drag! 1201 01:15:32,987 --> 01:15:35,363 Thanks, Rog. - Hey, what'd he say about the Hongs? 1202 01:15:35,531 --> 01:15:37,115 We'll have to find out from the other guy. Go get 'im! 1203 01:15:47,126 --> 01:15:50,045 - Pull over! Pull over, you son of a bitch! - Pull over! 1204 01:15:54,717 --> 01:15:56,676 Keep your hands inside, then. 1205 01:16:07,980 --> 01:16:09,606 - Oh, shit! - Whoa! 1206 01:16:21,786 --> 01:16:22,869 Out of the way! 1207 01:16:24,622 --> 01:16:26,206 Wait! There he is! 1208 01:16:26,457 --> 01:16:27,805 Keep goin'! Keep goin'! - I'm goin'! 1209 01:16:47,478 --> 01:16:48,561 Don't let it, we're gaining on 'im! 1210 01:16:48,980 --> 01:16:50,146 I got him! 1211 01:16:54,151 --> 01:16:55,694 Son of a bitch! 1212 01:17:15,131 --> 01:17:15,909 You okay? 1213 01:17:15,909 --> 01:17:18,568 Yeah, I think my heart's still beating. 1214 01:17:25,891 --> 01:17:27,767 Maybe a little too close. 1215 01:17:31,897 --> 01:17:35,066 You are now entering an international holding area. 1216 01:17:35,234 --> 01:17:37,902 Please have proper documentation ready. 1217 01:20:22,318 --> 01:20:26,729 - Sorry, Rog, about your loss. - Thank you, man. Thank you. Thank you. 1218 01:20:26,900 --> 01:20:27,947 Hey, how's my hero, huh? 1219 01:20:28,282 --> 01:20:31,701 Well, he's a little bit sad, talking about his mom and dad. 1220 01:20:35,998 --> 01:20:37,248 Hey, here's Butters. 1221 01:20:41,879 --> 01:20:43,296 - How's it going, Riggs? - Hi. 1222 01:20:43,464 --> 01:20:44,733 What the hell you doing here? 1223 01:20:44,733 --> 01:20:48,510 I heard everything on the radio. I'm really sorry about your house. 1224 01:20:50,721 --> 01:20:52,555 Uh, this-this is, uh, detective, uh.... 1225 01:20:52,723 --> 01:20:54,432 - Butters. - Butters, yeah. 1226 01:20:54,600 --> 01:20:56,267 That's Trish, my wife. - Hello, Trish. 1227 01:20:56,423 --> 01:20:58,501 Uh, Nick... Carrie... 1228 01:20:58,854 --> 01:20:59,896 uh, Rianne. 1229 01:21:00,064 --> 01:21:02,441 - Everybody okay? - Yeah. 1230 01:21:03,443 --> 01:21:05,506 So, you get a make on the guys that did this? 1231 01:21:05,620 --> 01:21:07,376 Oh, it was uncle Benny. 1232 01:21:07,988 --> 01:21:09,531 - Leo. - Leo. 1233 01:21:09,532 --> 01:21:10,909 - Leo. - Hey, hold on to him. 1234 01:21:11,233 --> 01:21:12,700 Hey, you got a phone? - Little Fonzie guy? 1235 01:21:12,868 --> 01:21:14,323 Yeah. Yeah. That's him. 1236 01:21:15,659 --> 01:21:17,327 - You be okay, baby? - Yeah, we'll be all right. 1237 01:21:17,327 --> 01:21:18,686 - You take care of your mama. - Yeah, yeah. 1238 01:21:18,721 --> 01:21:19,457 Call me. 1239 01:21:19,625 --> 01:21:21,918 Leo? Yeah. 1240 01:21:22,444 --> 01:21:24,970 He's there? Oh, you stay there, okay? That's beautiful. 1241 01:21:24,970 --> 01:21:26,663 We'll be right there. We'll be right there. 1242 01:21:27,037 --> 01:21:29,425 Hey, Butters, can you drive us? - Yeah, let's do it. 1243 01:21:29,593 --> 01:21:32,303 Hey, Rog, Leo's got him at the dentist. Let's go. 1244 01:21:36,308 --> 01:21:37,600 - What? - There. Sit down. 1245 01:21:37,768 --> 01:21:39,034 Oh. 1246 01:21:44,149 --> 01:21:45,733 Captain Murtaugh... 1247 01:21:45,901 --> 01:21:48,109 Now, I-I-I know this is a bad time, 1248 01:21:48,109 --> 01:21:51,892 but... I think there's something you need to know about me. 1249 01:21:52,014 --> 01:21:55,729 Now, this is hard for me... - Well, well, I think maybe I know what it is. 1250 01:21:55,828 --> 01:21:59,991 - You do? - Yeah. A-and it's okay. 1251 01:22:00,749 --> 01:22:02,132 It is? 1252 01:22:02,251 --> 01:22:04,794 People have the right to do whatever makes them happy. 1253 01:22:04,962 --> 01:22:07,490 Just don't expect me to like it too. 1254 01:22:07,840 --> 01:22:09,799 I know this must be real hard for you. 1255 01:22:09,967 --> 01:22:12,248 I-it's impossible for me. 1256 01:22:12,720 --> 01:22:15,483 Now, I was just hoping maybe we could get together on the holidays, 1257 01:22:15,483 --> 01:22:16,646 say Christmas, we all come... 1258 01:22:16,646 --> 01:22:20,869 Wh-wh-wh-why, you know, should we get together and see each other on Christmas? 1259 01:22:21,520 --> 01:22:24,230 - You know, I was just tryin' to reach out. - Well, reach somewhere else. 1260 01:22:24,398 --> 01:22:26,828 Do what you wanna do, but you just leave me out of it. Got it? 1261 01:22:26,828 --> 01:22:29,851 - I got it. - I don't wanna hear no more about it, okay? 1262 01:22:29,851 --> 01:22:31,333 Not a word. 1263 01:22:31,405 --> 01:22:32,760 Eh-eh, what-what you grinning about? 1264 01:22:33,015 --> 01:22:35,991 And start thinkin' about how we can get in the office and talk to Benny. 1265 01:22:36,026 --> 01:22:37,587 Okay, I got it all worked out. 1266 01:22:38,579 --> 01:22:40,079 - What's the matter with you, sir? - Oh, the mat... My ass hurts. 1267 01:22:40,247 --> 01:22:41,664 My ass hurts. 1268 01:22:41,832 --> 01:22:44,775 My tooth! What is this, a dentist or do I have to see a proctologist? 1269 01:22:44,775 --> 01:22:47,569 - Just please be quiet. - I'm tryin'! I'm in pain! 1270 01:22:47,569 --> 01:22:48,800 Why don't you go see your own dentist? 1271 01:22:48,800 --> 01:22:53,324 I, my... Dah, dah... My dentist is in Detroit or I would go! 1272 01:22:53,359 --> 01:22:53,955 Oh, brother. 1273 01:22:53,955 --> 01:22:56,632 Oh, brother? You're right. You go get the dentist! 1274 01:22:56,930 --> 01:22:59,599 Doctor, excuse me. I'm sorry to bother you. We have an emergency. 1275 01:22:59,767 --> 01:23:02,060 A man has just walked in from off the street. 1276 01:23:02,227 --> 01:23:04,896 He's in a lot of pain. You better come with me. Thank you. 1277 01:23:09,234 --> 01:23:11,861 Okay, you can come in now! Aah! 1278 01:23:19,828 --> 01:23:23,407 - You sure Leo can pull this off? - Leo's got a B.S. in B.S. 1279 01:23:25,709 --> 01:23:27,223 Coast is clear. 1280 01:23:29,004 --> 01:23:30,846 Talk to the hand, okay? Just one second. 1281 01:23:31,073 --> 01:23:31,720 Come on. 1282 01:23:31,755 --> 01:23:35,259 - Okay, okay. Wait a minute. Okay. Okay. - Okay, let's do it. Let me do my job! 1283 01:23:35,427 --> 01:23:38,179 You hurt me, I'm gonna stick an egg roll right up your ass and dug it out. 1284 01:23:45,015 --> 01:23:45,770 What is this? 1285 01:23:45,938 --> 01:23:47,908 Don't be alarmed, uncle Benny. This is only a drill. 1286 01:23:47,908 --> 01:23:49,774 Shut it. Don't say a word. 1287 01:23:49,942 --> 01:23:51,338 Shut up. 1288 01:23:51,443 --> 01:23:54,677 Now, where are the Hongs? Now, open wide and tell me. 1289 01:23:54,677 --> 01:23:57,376 Hongs? I don't know any Hongs. 1290 01:23:57,376 --> 01:24:00,284 Yeah, you-you know 'em. Their uncle paid you big to get them out of China. 1291 01:24:00,452 --> 01:24:02,787 More about smuggling, huh? We went through that before. 1292 01:24:02,955 --> 01:24:04,539 Well, we're going through it again. 1293 01:24:04,707 --> 01:24:06,124 - Come on. - I have nothing to say to you. 1294 01:24:06,291 --> 01:24:08,643 Yeah, these look very interesting, don't they? 1295 01:24:08,836 --> 01:24:10,458 You're not gonna use it. 1296 01:24:10,629 --> 01:24:11,774 You won't shoot me. 1297 01:24:12,131 --> 01:24:14,382 You are lousy cops. - No, we're good cops. 1298 01:24:17,052 --> 01:24:18,302 This will settle him down. 1299 01:24:18,470 --> 01:24:20,930 Breathe, uncle Benny. Breathe. 1300 01:24:21,932 --> 01:24:23,099 Crank up the nitrous. 1301 01:24:23,809 --> 01:24:25,101 Crank that baby up. 1302 01:24:25,269 --> 01:24:27,103 Ow! You said it's not gonna hurt! 1303 01:24:27,271 --> 01:24:28,896 I'm holding this. Go ahead. 1304 01:24:29,565 --> 01:24:32,056 - Deep. Right down to your toes. - Attaboy. 1305 01:24:33,972 --> 01:24:34,951 Benny? 1306 01:24:38,365 --> 01:24:41,231 - Aw, man. He's wasted. - Have some more. 1307 01:24:41,231 --> 01:24:42,452 - Yeah. - He'll talk. 1308 01:24:44,204 --> 01:24:45,747 Ah, good boy, breathe. 1309 01:24:46,039 --> 01:24:48,416 Uncle Benny, uncle Benny, uncle Benny. 1310 01:24:49,501 --> 01:24:51,252 - That's me. - That's you. That's you. 1311 01:24:53,630 --> 01:24:55,965 Now, where's the Hongs? 1312 01:24:59,303 --> 01:25:01,679 - What's renminbi mean? - Renminbi means... 1313 01:25:01,847 --> 01:25:03,097 renminbi. 1314 01:25:03,265 --> 01:25:06,309 - You're a funny guy. - This guy's wasting our time. 1315 01:25:06,765 --> 01:25:08,060 - Time! - Time. 1316 01:25:08,228 --> 01:25:10,491 - Time for Four Fathers! - Four Fathers. 1317 01:25:10,491 --> 01:25:12,148 Uh, Washington, Jefferson? Those guys? 1318 01:25:12,316 --> 01:25:13,019 Roosevelt? 1319 01:25:14,526 --> 01:25:16,778 I'm sleeping with my wife's two sisters. 1320 01:25:17,235 --> 01:25:18,907 You lucky son of a bitch! 1321 01:25:18,942 --> 01:25:20,527 That's a good one, uncle Benny. 1322 01:25:20,866 --> 01:25:24,429 Not so good when my wife finds out. 1323 01:25:26,538 --> 01:25:29,457 I don't need needles! I don't need needles! Aah! 1324 01:25:31,543 --> 01:25:33,711 Let's shoot his legs with novocain 1325 01:25:33,962 --> 01:25:36,506 and watch him try to get out of here. 1326 01:25:39,134 --> 01:25:41,385 What you got in your hands there? 1327 01:25:41,553 --> 01:25:42,970 A nut cup. 1328 01:25:44,264 --> 01:25:45,973 I got some big nuts. 1329 01:25:48,977 --> 01:25:50,311 That's nitrous... 1330 01:25:51,063 --> 01:25:52,396 oxide. 1331 01:25:53,398 --> 01:25:54,857 Laughing gas. 1332 01:25:55,025 --> 01:25:56,943 We're stoned! 1333 01:26:01,240 --> 01:26:02,865 Murtaugh! Hurry up! 1334 01:26:03,283 --> 01:26:06,347 That's one funny son-in-law you got there, Rog. 1335 01:26:07,079 --> 01:26:08,579 After tonight it be too late. 1336 01:26:08,747 --> 01:26:10,623 Too late... too late for what? 1337 01:26:11,542 --> 01:26:14,919 Hey, Riggs. Why'd you call 'im my son-in-law? 1338 01:26:15,087 --> 01:26:16,879 Who, uncle Benny? He's far too old. 1339 01:26:19,174 --> 01:26:22,134 Buy Four Fathers back at Four Fathers' store. 1340 01:26:23,053 --> 01:26:25,263 Why's he talking about his ancestors? 1341 01:26:25,430 --> 01:26:26,472 I don't know. 1342 01:26:26,472 --> 01:26:29,684 Hey, Riggs. Why you call him my son-in-law? 1343 01:26:30,185 --> 01:26:32,144 Because I am. 1344 01:26:37,025 --> 01:26:39,443 I thought he was.... I thought he was... 1345 01:26:41,363 --> 01:26:42,697 No, I'm... 1346 01:26:45,242 --> 01:26:46,284 Bloody marvellous! 1347 01:26:46,994 --> 01:26:50,496 Your baby is having my baby. 1348 01:26:50,873 --> 01:26:53,652 My baby is having his baby. 1349 01:26:54,126 --> 01:26:56,544 And your baby? Whoa, baby! 1350 01:26:56,879 --> 01:26:58,379 Whoa, baby! My baby! 1351 01:26:59,464 --> 01:27:01,340 What's going on? What are you doing here? 1352 01:27:01,550 --> 01:27:03,801 I couldn't stall anymore. 1353 01:27:04,761 --> 01:27:06,387 What happened? What happened? What happened? 1354 01:27:07,598 --> 01:27:09,765 Rog, look at this. That hurt? That hurt? 1355 01:27:17,213 --> 01:27:21,319 Hey... Uncle Benny, anything happens to the Hongs... 1356 01:27:21,528 --> 01:27:23,571 we're gonna come back and rip you a new one. 1357 01:27:23,780 --> 01:27:27,033 - A new one. That's two for Benny. - Bloody marvellous. Bloody marvellous. 1358 01:27:31,163 --> 01:27:33,706 - Hey, hey, are you crazy? - Hey, what the hell did you do that for? 1359 01:27:33,874 --> 01:27:35,958 Hey, for keeping it from me and letting me think he was a.... 1360 01:27:36,126 --> 01:27:37,338 Hit him, not me. 1361 01:27:37,338 --> 01:27:41,375 A-as soon as we find the Hongs, me, you and Rianne is gettin' into this. 1362 01:29:29,781 --> 01:29:31,008 Rimminy, uh? 1363 01:29:31,008 --> 01:29:34,744 Young bimbo? Young ja... Jumping jiminy? I don't know. 1364 01:29:35,954 --> 01:29:37,246 I can't remember. 1365 01:29:37,789 --> 01:29:39,457 No, Riggs. Renminbi. 1366 01:29:39,624 --> 01:29:41,250 - What? Say that again. - Renminbi. 1367 01:29:41,418 --> 01:29:42,460 That's it. 1368 01:29:42,627 --> 01:29:44,420 - You got it. - Means, uh, "people's money". 1369 01:29:44,588 --> 01:29:46,839 It's currency in mainland China. - People's money? 1370 01:29:47,215 --> 01:29:48,382 What else did Benny say? 1371 01:29:48,550 --> 01:29:49,925 Well, that might lead somewhere. 1372 01:29:50,093 --> 01:29:52,803 He's talking about his ancestors, he's talking buying them back. 1373 01:29:52,971 --> 01:29:54,847 Something about, uh, how tonight 1374 01:29:55,015 --> 01:29:56,386 would be too late. - That's right. 1375 01:29:56,386 --> 01:29:58,248 - That mean anything to you? - No, nothing at all. 1376 01:29:58,643 --> 01:30:00,478 What about the guy who torched my house? 1377 01:30:00,645 --> 01:30:02,772 Uh, in the restaurant, it was like Benny was afraid of him. 1378 01:30:02,939 --> 01:30:05,858 Hey, if Benny's scared of this guy, he's gotta be Chinese Triad. 1379 01:30:06,375 --> 01:30:08,819 Those guys will kill anyone who gets in their way. 1380 01:30:08,987 --> 01:30:12,907 That includes cops and their families. So watch your asses, all right? 1381 01:30:13,075 --> 01:30:14,742 - Thanks, Ng. - And keep me posted. 1382 01:30:14,910 --> 01:30:17,078 Yeah. You pick up your wife, my daughter. 1383 01:30:17,245 --> 01:30:18,746 And make sure she's safe. - Yes, sir. 1384 01:30:18,914 --> 01:30:21,123 - I'll get Trish, you get Lorna. - Yeah, her and Ping. 1385 01:31:24,896 --> 01:31:26,293 What? 1386 01:31:27,149 --> 01:31:28,858 You wanna get married, don't you? 1387 01:31:30,735 --> 01:31:31,777 No. 1388 01:31:36,616 --> 01:31:38,659 Yes. Yes, I do. 1389 01:31:39,578 --> 01:31:41,787 But if you don't want to, it's okay. 1390 01:31:42,747 --> 01:31:44,415 Why didn't you tell me? 1391 01:31:44,583 --> 01:31:46,553 Because I didn't wanna put any pressure on you, Riggs. 1392 01:31:46,553 --> 01:31:49,580 I mean, if you want to someday, that'd be great. 1393 01:31:51,590 --> 01:31:53,237 If you don't... 1394 01:31:53,550 --> 01:31:55,259 I love you. 1395 01:31:58,930 --> 01:32:01,771 I'll take you any way I can get you, Riggs. 1396 01:32:07,591 --> 01:32:08,517 Feel that. 1397 01:32:09,232 --> 01:32:11,901 - Hey, Ping. Ping, feel the baby. - Oh, he's really dancing in there. 1398 01:32:12,068 --> 01:32:13,777 Yeah, he's kicking. You feel him? 1399 01:32:31,630 --> 01:32:32,963 Hang on! 1400 01:33:03,495 --> 01:33:04,620 You're okay. 1401 01:33:04,788 --> 01:33:06,497 Hey, Riggs. Pick up, Riggs. 1402 01:33:06,665 --> 01:33:08,395 Riggs, it's Murtaugh. 1403 01:33:09,417 --> 01:33:12,920 Hey, I'm sick of these fuckers, Rog. I say we just find 'em and shoot 'em. 1404 01:33:13,088 --> 01:33:13,613 What do you think? 1405 01:33:13,613 --> 01:33:16,223 Better meet me and Butters on South Spring then. 1406 01:33:16,258 --> 01:33:17,498 Hey, what's goin' on? 1407 01:33:19,844 --> 01:33:21,818 They found my watch. 1408 01:33:25,350 --> 01:33:29,061 They killed Hong, his uncle, uncle Benny too. Bodies are in there. 1409 01:33:29,229 --> 01:33:31,772 - Where's the rest of the family? - They're okay. 1410 01:33:32,524 --> 01:33:36,088 INS raided a Chinese sweatshop. 1411 01:33:36,820 --> 01:33:41,198 Hong's family was being held there and they led them back here. 1412 01:33:41,366 --> 01:33:42,574 - Murtaugh, Riggs. - Hey. 1413 01:33:42,651 --> 01:33:46,287 Looks like they were making funny money. Ink's still wet. 1414 01:33:47,038 --> 01:33:49,790 - Where are the faces? - That's why I call it funny. 1415 01:33:50,375 --> 01:33:52,376 Why in hell are they making Chinese money? 1416 01:33:52,544 --> 01:33:54,396 Hey, can they even exchange this stuff here? 1417 01:33:54,396 --> 01:33:55,963 - No, in China. - Renminbi. 1418 01:33:56,131 --> 01:33:57,673 - I remember. - Hey, Riggs. 1419 01:33:57,841 --> 01:33:58,758 Yeah? 1420 01:33:59,592 --> 01:34:03,178 Hong's uncle was a... an artist. Ma-maybe an engraver. 1421 01:34:03,346 --> 01:34:06,890 Bringing over his family could've been how he was paid to do the job. 1422 01:34:07,058 --> 01:34:08,142 That's kind of thin. 1423 01:34:08,310 --> 01:34:10,530 No, that's not thin. You keep talkin'. What? 1424 01:34:10,937 --> 01:34:13,981 Uh, Benny said something about paying.... 1425 01:34:14,149 --> 01:34:16,233 buying back his forefathers. - That's right. The forefathers. 1426 01:34:16,401 --> 01:34:18,143 Murtaugh, what'd you say? 1427 01:34:18,403 --> 01:34:21,646 Uh, uh, Benny said something about buying back his forefathers. 1428 01:34:21,646 --> 01:34:23,407 Wait, wait, wait. You said "ancestors". 1429 01:34:23,575 --> 01:34:24,992 - Ancestors, forefathers. - What's the difference? 1430 01:34:24,992 --> 01:34:29,038 No, no. The number four. Four Fathers. 1431 01:34:29,205 --> 01:34:31,790 These guys were the top guys of the old Hong Kong Triad. 1432 01:34:32,000 --> 01:34:34,221 These guys disappeared from prison. They're gone. 1433 01:34:34,221 --> 01:34:36,045 Yeah, reds jailed them when they took over Hong Kong. 1434 01:34:36,212 --> 01:34:38,067 - I bet they're here. - Damn, we're good. 1435 01:34:38,067 --> 01:34:39,369 Hey, Lorna, grab Ping. 1436 01:34:39,369 --> 01:34:41,979 I don't want him to see the bodies. - Oh, yes, thanks, honey. 1437 01:34:42,761 --> 01:34:44,636 - Come on, sweetie. Come here. - Hey, hey, hey, hey. 1438 01:34:44,804 --> 01:34:47,056 Ten to 1... I know where the money is. 1439 01:34:47,223 --> 01:34:50,324 Twenty to 1 , I know where the Four Fathers are. Let me make a call. 1440 01:34:50,324 --> 01:34:52,146 Come on, buddy. - Don't leave without us. 1441 01:34:52,562 --> 01:34:53,786 - Hey, that was good work. - Yeah. 1442 01:34:53,786 --> 01:34:56,188 - You must be a detective. - I have my moments. 1443 01:34:56,188 --> 01:34:57,167 Yeah. 1444 01:35:03,031 --> 01:35:04,156 Uncle Benny. 1445 01:35:04,783 --> 01:35:07,326 You know, I was actually starting to like the old goat. 1446 01:35:07,577 --> 01:35:09,119 Bloody marvellous. 1447 01:35:09,454 --> 01:35:11,568 And it's fried rice, "you plick". 1448 01:35:12,957 --> 01:35:14,279 Oh, here. 1449 01:35:19,964 --> 01:35:22,758 - Which one is Hong? - Hong is right in front of you. 1450 01:35:23,176 --> 01:35:25,594 I want a complete set of forensics on all three. 1451 01:35:25,762 --> 01:35:26,520 Yes, sir. 1452 01:35:30,183 --> 01:35:32,226 Dads and their kids. 1453 01:35:35,063 --> 01:35:36,897 I'll take care o' yours, buddy. 1454 01:35:37,794 --> 01:35:38,913 We gotta go, Rog. 1455 01:35:38,913 --> 01:35:41,122 - Take care of yourself. - Okay, where're we goin'? 1456 01:35:41,122 --> 01:35:43,237 - L.A. Harbor. - What's there? 1457 01:35:43,405 --> 01:35:45,322 It's what they call a foreign trade zone. 1458 01:35:45,490 --> 01:35:48,617 There are a lot of shady deals going down with the Chinese military. 1459 01:35:48,785 --> 01:35:50,953 It's run by a corrupt Chinese general. 1460 01:35:51,287 --> 01:35:56,083 I got it. I got it. Some-some corrupt Chinese general brought the Four Fathers here, 1461 01:35:56,251 --> 01:35:58,335 and the Triad's buying their release. 1462 01:35:58,501 --> 01:36:01,171 That's what uncle Benny meant by buyin' them back. 1463 01:36:01,339 --> 01:36:04,821 That general's gonna be shittin' kittens when he sees the money's counterfeit. 1464 01:36:04,968 --> 01:36:06,681 Yeah. Let's tell 'im. 1465 01:36:49,179 --> 01:36:50,596 Hi, gang. 1466 01:36:50,763 --> 01:36:52,055 L.A.P.D. 1467 01:36:56,227 --> 01:36:57,300 I saw Hong. 1468 01:36:57,300 --> 01:37:00,486 Hey, this is, uh, what uncle Benny must have meant by buying the Four Fathers back. 1469 01:37:00,486 --> 01:37:05,235 Look, it's Harpo, Groucho, Chico and... Fucko. How are you, boys? 1470 01:37:05,549 --> 01:37:06,737 And who's the naughty general? 1471 01:37:06,905 --> 01:37:08,781 Who's been lining his pockets? Huh? 1472 01:37:09,157 --> 01:37:12,034 Naughty. Speaky English? 1473 01:37:13,745 --> 01:37:14,953 What do you want? 1474 01:37:15,955 --> 01:37:17,456 See all this? 1475 01:37:17,790 --> 01:37:20,334 I hope you need a lot... a lot of toilet paper back home. 1476 01:37:20,502 --> 01:37:22,794 Cause that's about all it's good for, wiping your ass. 1477 01:37:22,962 --> 01:37:26,089 Yeah, you can take the Four Pops back to China. We don't give a shit. 1478 01:37:26,257 --> 01:37:27,590 The Four Pops. 1479 01:37:28,468 --> 01:37:30,761 We don't want them here no more. It's counterfeit. See? 1480 01:37:30,929 --> 01:37:33,532 Triads never prosper when they try and cheat a general. 1481 01:37:35,558 --> 01:37:36,975 See for yourself. 1482 01:37:48,780 --> 01:37:51,740 There you go. Money losing face. General losing face. 1483 01:37:52,033 --> 01:37:54,618 Very hard when Triad try to sit on it. 1484 01:37:57,747 --> 01:38:00,207 I fucked you. I fucked you. 1485 01:38:00,375 --> 01:38:03,794 We fucked you. It's beautiful. - It's beautiful. 1486 01:38:06,381 --> 01:38:07,625 Don't we get a hand? 1487 01:38:08,007 --> 01:38:09,132 Here we go. 1488 01:38:18,434 --> 01:38:20,602 Keep your head down, Rog. Let them shoot each other! 1489 01:38:20,770 --> 01:38:22,229 Riggs, watch out! 1490 01:38:24,357 --> 01:38:25,399 Thanks! 1491 01:38:37,287 --> 01:38:38,328 Was this a good idea? 1492 01:38:38,538 --> 01:38:39,663 Well, it was an idea! 1493 01:38:46,629 --> 01:38:48,505 Eleven in the mag, one in the pipe. You do you got? 1494 01:38:48,673 --> 01:38:50,682 A real gun. Six shots. 1495 01:38:52,944 --> 01:38:53,960 Four! 1496 01:38:58,850 --> 01:39:00,767 - Hey, Rog? - Yeah. 1497 01:39:00,935 --> 01:39:02,978 What the hell is goin' on? Why are you lyin' to me? 1498 01:39:04,689 --> 01:39:06,523 I.A. says you're on the take. 1499 01:39:06,733 --> 01:39:07,941 Hey, I'm on the take? 1500 01:39:08,312 --> 01:39:11,528 Yeah. I think it's crazy too. But you've been spending a lot of money. 1501 01:39:11,696 --> 01:39:13,322 You ever hear of Ebony Clark? 1502 01:39:14,490 --> 01:39:17,159 Yeah. She writes those cheesy sex novels! 1503 01:39:17,327 --> 01:39:19,745 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Are you boinkin' 'er? 1504 01:39:19,996 --> 01:39:23,110 Ah, no, I'm not boinking Ebony Clark, Riggs. Shit. 1505 01:39:23,430 --> 01:39:27,210 Hey, Trish is Ebony Clark. - Trish is Ebony.... 1506 01:39:27,879 --> 01:39:29,114 You are boinkin' her. 1507 01:39:30,664 --> 01:39:33,220 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I'm boinkin' her. 1508 01:39:47,148 --> 01:39:49,900 I couldn't tell anybody. Too embarrassing. - Yeah, I don't blame you. 1509 01:39:50,068 --> 01:39:52,376 - She's making a shitload of money. - How many you got? 1510 01:39:52,449 --> 01:39:56,114 - Uh, t... two. - All right. I'll look for more ammo. 1511 01:40:27,024 --> 01:40:29,253 Hey, who's the guy with the white pyjamas? You know who that is? 1512 01:40:29,253 --> 01:40:31,900 That's Wah Sing Ku. The Four Father with 'im is his older brother. 1513 01:40:32,068 --> 01:40:33,166 No kiddin'? 1514 01:40:37,657 --> 01:40:39,366 Get down! 1515 01:40:43,079 --> 01:40:45,038 - Hey, Butters. - Shit! Shit! 1516 01:40:46,007 --> 01:40:47,290 Now you got my name right. 1517 01:40:47,542 --> 01:40:49,502 I'm out. I gotta find some rounds. 1518 01:40:50,294 --> 01:40:51,823 I'll help you. 1519 01:40:53,018 --> 01:40:54,961 Never been shot before. 1520 01:40:55,800 --> 01:40:57,388 Hey, hey, Ng. 1521 01:40:58,511 --> 01:41:00,262 Take care of my son-in-law here. 1522 01:41:41,679 --> 01:41:43,165 Hey, Riggs! 1523 01:41:46,870 --> 01:41:48,025 You all right? You all right? 1524 01:41:48,025 --> 01:41:50,301 No, I'm not all right. I got my ass kicked again. 1525 01:41:50,336 --> 01:41:52,187 Shit, I'm out, I'm out. Shit. 1526 01:41:52,315 --> 01:41:55,692 Hey, I hit the son of a bitch. I thought I missed 'im. Where'd they go? 1527 01:42:08,080 --> 01:42:09,847 Okay, come on, come on, come on, come on. 1528 01:42:11,083 --> 01:42:13,881 Now, we got door number one, number two, or number three. 1529 01:42:16,839 --> 01:42:19,174 - Looks like number two, Monty. - Okay, let's go. 1530 01:42:24,347 --> 01:42:27,634 What do we got behind door number two? Bingo. 1531 01:42:35,233 --> 01:42:36,713 Well, now you done it. 1532 01:42:37,193 --> 01:42:38,652 Now he's really pissed. 1533 01:42:43,658 --> 01:42:46,159 Son of a bitch gonna be a handful. 1534 01:42:50,748 --> 01:42:55,109 Since I met you, I done some hairy shit. But this not gonna happen. 1535 01:42:56,254 --> 01:42:58,088 I'm gonna be a grandfather... 1536 01:42:58,422 --> 01:43:00,590 and you and Lorna gonna have a baby. 1537 01:43:04,428 --> 01:43:07,347 He ain't worth dying for, Riggs. He ain't worth it. 1538 01:43:10,142 --> 01:43:11,768 Yeah, yeah, you're right. 1539 01:43:13,688 --> 01:43:15,869 Hey, if he gets away we can track him down later on 1540 01:43:15,869 --> 01:43:18,275 with a, well, you know, with a howitzer or something. 1541 01:43:18,442 --> 01:43:20,340 Your son-in-law's in there, bleedin'. - Yeah. 1542 01:43:20,340 --> 01:43:22,478 We should get him, get the hell out of here. It's rainin'. 1543 01:43:22,478 --> 01:43:25,320 - Shit, it's rainin'. - I'm too old for this shit too. 1544 01:43:25,320 --> 01:43:26,537 Yeah. 1545 01:43:26,572 --> 01:43:27,886 Guy's too damn good. 1546 01:43:27,886 --> 01:43:30,099 Oh, yeah, he's damn good. I mean, how'd he do that thing with the gun? 1547 01:43:30,099 --> 01:43:31,693 How the hell did he do that? 1548 01:43:31,904 --> 01:43:35,808 I mean, he took my gun apart with one deft move. How did he do that? 1549 01:43:37,920 --> 01:43:39,504 Huh? How? 1550 01:43:48,400 --> 01:43:52,054 Yeah, okay. Let's go ask 'im. 1551 01:44:50,201 --> 01:44:51,326 You mother... 1552 01:47:41,330 --> 01:47:44,124 Rog! Are you up there? 1553 01:47:45,003 --> 01:47:46,499 Are you all right? 1554 01:47:46,669 --> 01:47:48,244 Rog! 1555 01:48:03,435 --> 01:48:05,010 Riggs! 1556 01:48:09,139 --> 01:48:10,092 Riggs! 1557 01:48:13,624 --> 01:48:14,646 Riggs!! 1558 01:48:16,991 --> 01:48:18,825 Hey, Riggs! 1559 01:48:20,452 --> 01:48:22,078 Riggs! 1560 01:48:22,913 --> 01:48:24,539 Where are you, Riggs? 1561 01:48:24,957 --> 01:48:27,750 Will it to me, Riggs! Riggs! 1562 01:48:28,627 --> 01:48:29,919 Where are you, Riggs? 1563 01:48:30,087 --> 01:48:32,005 Will it to me, Riggs! 1564 01:48:33,841 --> 01:48:35,592 Will me, Riggs. Will me. 1565 01:48:35,759 --> 01:48:38,052 Riggs, you gonna-gonna have a baby. Will me. 1566 01:48:38,220 --> 01:48:42,056 You son of a bitch. God. Will me. Riggs. Riggs. 1567 01:48:46,770 --> 01:48:49,314 I hear you, Riggs. I hear you. 1568 01:48:49,572 --> 01:48:52,310 I got you! I'm comin'! 1569 01:49:42,660 --> 01:49:44,744 I heard you, Riggs, there! I heard you! 1570 01:49:46,121 --> 01:49:48,331 You willed me to it, man. You willed me, baby. 1571 01:49:48,499 --> 01:49:50,416 What took you so long? 1572 01:49:50,709 --> 01:49:53,670 What took me so long? What the hell you mean, what took me so long? 1573 01:49:53,837 --> 01:49:57,298 I was knocked down over here. I couldn't even get up. 1574 01:49:59,426 --> 01:50:01,302 Hey, hey! Come back here. 1575 01:50:04,598 --> 01:50:06,307 Hey, let's go home, man. 1576 01:50:06,892 --> 01:50:08,643 Let's get out of here. 1577 01:50:14,692 --> 01:50:18,111 I haven't been here enough... lately, Vicky. I'm sorry. 1578 01:50:19,697 --> 01:50:22,740 I need to talk to you about Lorna. Me and Lorna. 1579 01:50:25,786 --> 01:50:27,382 Well, it's like this. She wants to get married 1580 01:50:27,382 --> 01:50:34,043 and... I love 'er. I won't lie to you. I do. 1581 01:50:34,310 --> 01:50:36,838 And, uh, I wanna make her happy. 1582 01:50:37,881 --> 01:50:40,548 And, uh, I'm lookin' for help here, honey. 1583 01:50:40,548 --> 01:50:44,721 I-I-I... don't know what to do. 1584 01:50:46,181 --> 01:50:48,470 Funny talking to you about this stuff but, uh... 1585 01:50:50,894 --> 01:50:53,271 Oh, Leo. - Hey, Riggs. 1586 01:50:53,439 --> 01:50:56,075 - You wanna get yourself shot, is that it? - No. 1587 01:50:58,360 --> 01:51:00,403 What... what the hell are you doing here? 1588 01:51:00,988 --> 01:51:02,638 I was tailing you. 1589 01:51:03,574 --> 01:51:04,881 Sorry. 1590 01:51:07,870 --> 01:51:10,330 I'll leave you alone, okay? I mean, I guess you wanna be alone. 1591 01:51:10,497 --> 01:51:13,416 - Yeah. I'd appreciate it. - Okay. 1592 01:51:17,713 --> 01:51:20,173 You know, when I was a kid, I had a pet frog. 1593 01:51:20,591 --> 01:51:21,789 What? 1594 01:51:22,624 --> 01:51:25,339 Just give me a second. Let me tell you this, okay? 1595 01:51:25,679 --> 01:51:28,681 Eh... I had this pet frog, name was Froggy. 1596 01:51:28,849 --> 01:51:30,683 He was my best friend in the whole world. 1597 01:51:31,560 --> 01:51:34,604 I didn't have a lot of friends. Matter of fact... 1598 01:51:34,772 --> 01:51:36,773 I-I had no friends. 1599 01:51:37,446 --> 01:51:41,944 And, uh... I used to kiss the frog too. 1600 01:51:42,196 --> 01:51:44,113 I thought maybe, uh... 1601 01:51:44,615 --> 01:51:48,136 it would turn into a princess since I was a boy and, uh... 1602 01:51:48,285 --> 01:51:50,036 it could be my, uh... 1603 01:51:50,204 --> 01:51:51,454 my mother. 1604 01:51:52,373 --> 01:51:55,416 They told me that she... left or something. 1605 01:51:56,418 --> 01:51:58,961 And my father was no bargain. 1606 01:51:59,129 --> 01:52:00,797 And so, just the frog, 1607 01:52:00,964 --> 01:52:02,965 Froggy, was my friend. 1608 01:52:03,133 --> 01:52:06,138 I really loved 'im and took 'im everywhere with me. 1609 01:52:06,553 --> 01:52:08,471 And I was ridin' my bike one day, 1610 01:52:08,639 --> 01:52:10,333 he jumped out of the box 1611 01:52:10,333 --> 01:52:13,851 and, uh, I ran him over with the back tire. 1612 01:52:14,019 --> 01:52:15,718 I killed 'im. 1613 01:52:16,021 --> 01:52:18,689 I was really heartbroken. Really. 1614 01:52:19,691 --> 01:52:23,116 He was my best friend in the whole world, the only thing I ever loved. 1615 01:52:23,737 --> 01:52:27,390 And then I met you... and Roger. 1616 01:52:27,616 --> 01:52:31,720 And you guys really looked after me a lot more than you really had to. 1617 01:52:31,870 --> 01:52:36,414 - I'm terrible to you, Leo, I, I... - No, no, it's okay. It's okay. 1618 01:52:37,418 --> 01:52:41,468 You're my family... and my friends. 1619 01:52:43,382 --> 01:52:47,416 You're not better friends than Froggy, you're just different. 1620 01:52:50,542 --> 01:52:56,724 And, uh, I just thought that maybe that might be relevant. 1621 01:53:00,858 --> 01:53:02,900 Okay, I'll leave you alone now. 1622 01:53:04,273 --> 01:53:05,520 Leo.... 1623 01:53:06,363 --> 01:53:08,489 I-I-I got a funny f... Oh! 1624 01:53:08,657 --> 01:53:11,033 - What's the matter? - Oh. I'm havin' a baby. 1625 01:53:11,201 --> 01:53:13,619 - What? - It's Lorna. She beeped me. 1626 01:53:13,787 --> 01:53:14,892 Yep, it's Lorna. - The baby! 1627 01:53:14,892 --> 01:53:15,173 She's having the baby, yes. 1628 01:53:15,339 --> 01:53:18,854 - Holy shit. I-I-I'll go get the car. - I'll be two steps behind you. 1629 01:53:18,854 --> 01:53:19,547 Okay. 1630 01:53:26,285 --> 01:53:28,676 You sure picked a strange angel, honey. 1631 01:53:30,846 --> 01:53:32,555 But I got the message. 1632 01:53:33,849 --> 01:53:35,433 I got the message. 1633 01:53:40,459 --> 01:53:43,626 I'll always... I'll always have this. 1634 01:53:44,193 --> 01:53:48,110 I'll always have you. In here and here. 1635 01:53:49,281 --> 01:53:53,058 Thanks, honey. I gotta go. Bye. 1636 01:53:53,410 --> 01:53:55,411 I am not ready to have this baby yet! 1637 01:53:55,579 --> 01:53:58,247 Yes, you are. You're as ready as you're gonna be. 1638 01:53:58,415 --> 01:54:00,082 Okay, fine! Just wheel me in. 1639 01:54:00,250 --> 01:54:02,131 My legs are staying closed! 1640 01:54:03,086 --> 01:54:04,462 Give me this! Give me this! 1641 01:54:04,630 --> 01:54:06,047 Ma'am, let go. 1642 01:54:06,465 --> 01:54:09,425 I am a police officer. And I am not ready. 1643 01:54:11,220 --> 01:54:14,764 I am L.A.P.D. and I can arrest you for interfering.... 1644 01:54:14,900 --> 01:54:17,475 Lorna! Lorna, Lorna, you all right? 1645 01:54:17,643 --> 01:54:19,101 - Are you the husband? - Yes, I am. 1646 01:54:19,269 --> 01:54:20,561 Honey, honey, are you all right? 1647 01:54:20,771 --> 01:54:21,812 No, I'm not all right, Riggs. 1648 01:54:22,236 --> 01:54:24,232 I said I didn't wanna get married, but I do wanna get married. 1649 01:54:24,399 --> 01:54:27,109 I wanna be a wife before I'm a mother. And I lied. 1650 01:54:27,277 --> 01:54:29,160 I know you don't want to. - Okay. 1651 01:54:30,572 --> 01:54:32,740 - You said "okay"? - Yes, I did. Okay. 1652 01:54:32,908 --> 01:54:34,242 Let's do it. Okay. 1653 01:54:35,202 --> 01:54:36,911 - He said "okay". - Yes. 1654 01:54:37,079 --> 01:54:39,455 - Congratulations. - He said "okay", Leo. 1655 01:54:39,623 --> 01:54:41,374 Oh, my God. 1656 01:54:41,542 --> 01:54:43,417 What's that smell? 1657 01:54:43,585 --> 01:54:46,587 I was on my way to the toilet and she grabbed me. 1658 01:54:46,797 --> 01:54:49,590 - I'm so sorry. - Have a nice baby. 1659 01:54:51,426 --> 01:54:52,802 I'm so sorry. 1660 01:54:55,764 --> 01:54:57,598 Will you marry me? 1661 01:54:59,268 --> 01:55:00,851 Oh, Riggs. 1662 01:55:01,019 --> 01:55:03,062 You bet I will, Riggs. - Okay. 1663 01:55:05,399 --> 01:55:06,516 - Okay, let's go. - Okay. 1664 01:55:06,817 --> 01:55:10,444 No, I'm not going. Wait, no, no, no. No, wait. Wait, wait. Wait, wait! Please, Riggs. 1665 01:55:10,612 --> 01:55:11,988 Go get a minister. - Now? 1666 01:55:12,197 --> 01:55:15,157 Yeah, right now, cause we're getting married. Oh, God, here comes another one. 1667 01:55:15,325 --> 01:55:16,051 We need a license, blood test... 1668 01:55:16,051 --> 01:55:17,959 No, no, no, no, wait, no, I just wanna hear the words of the minister 1669 01:55:17,959 --> 01:55:20,162 before the baby comes. - It's coming now. 1670 01:55:20,330 --> 01:55:23,721 Listen, I am getting married or there is no baby, you got it? 1671 01:55:23,721 --> 01:55:25,751 This could be an aspect of a transition phase. 1672 01:55:25,919 --> 01:55:29,130 This is no goddamn aspect of a goddamn transition phase! 1673 01:55:29,298 --> 01:55:31,167 Honey, honey, everybody, calm down. Okay? Okay? 1674 01:55:31,167 --> 01:55:33,009 - Oh, God. - Calm down. Calm down. Okay? 1675 01:55:33,176 --> 01:55:35,678 Leo, get a priest, minister, anything. - Where? Where? 1676 01:55:35,846 --> 01:55:38,806 Leo, go get a priest! Goddamn it, Leo! 1677 01:55:38,974 --> 01:55:40,763 I got it, I got it. Okay. Okay. 1678 01:55:40,809 --> 01:55:42,768 Pant, pant, blow. Remember this pant you learned in Lamaze? 1679 01:55:42,936 --> 01:55:44,770 Pant, blow. Pant, pant, blow. 1680 01:55:47,524 --> 01:55:50,526 - But I wanna say "I do". - Hey, look. Here he is. Here he is. 1681 01:55:50,694 --> 01:55:52,361 This is... this Rabbi Gelb. 1682 01:55:52,529 --> 01:55:55,197 - A rabbi? - You said anything. 1683 01:55:55,365 --> 01:55:56,769 - No, no, no. He'll do. - Okay, Rabbi. 1684 01:55:56,950 --> 01:55:58,492 For what I'll do? What's going on here? 1685 01:55:58,660 --> 01:56:00,124 Uh, Rabbi, we'd like you to marry us. 1686 01:56:00,124 --> 01:56:01,295 - Marry? - Please. 1687 01:56:01,330 --> 01:56:03,039 - You're Jewish? - Uh, not necessarily. 1688 01:56:03,206 --> 01:56:04,290 - You got a license? - Uh, no, we don't. 1689 01:56:04,458 --> 01:56:05,811 - Well.... - Please don't go. 1690 01:56:06,667 --> 01:56:08,549 She just needs to hear the words to make her feel better 1691 01:56:08,549 --> 01:56:09,764 before the baby comes. You know how it is. I mean, she's... 1692 01:56:09,764 --> 01:56:12,590 Are you both serious about this? I don't have time for hijinks. 1693 01:56:12,758 --> 01:56:15,301 Real serious, Rabbi. We're really very serious. 1694 01:56:15,636 --> 01:56:17,517 Well, I could do it. It wouldn't be official. 1695 01:56:17,517 --> 01:56:19,842 It's all right. I just wanna hear the words, Rabbi. You know. 1696 01:56:19,973 --> 01:56:21,891 What the hell. Uh, what are your names? 1697 01:56:22,059 --> 01:56:23,726 Uh, I'm Martin and this is... Lorna. 1698 01:56:23,894 --> 01:56:25,696 - Martin and Lorna. - Mm-hmm. 1699 01:56:26,605 --> 01:56:29,231 What am I doing? How do the goyim do this? 1700 01:56:30,359 --> 01:56:32,360 - Dearly beloved. - That's it. Dearly beloved.... 1701 01:56:32,527 --> 01:56:37,323 Dearly beloved, marriage is a spiritual union.... 1702 01:56:37,491 --> 01:56:38,699 Oh, Rabbi. 1703 01:56:38,867 --> 01:56:41,494 Faster, faster. She's heading for the home stretch. 1704 01:56:41,870 --> 01:56:44,916 All right. Martin, will you take Lorna to be your wife? 1705 01:56:44,916 --> 01:56:47,792 Will you honor, love, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera... 1706 01:56:47,959 --> 01:56:50,031 until death do you part? - I will. 1707 01:56:50,253 --> 01:56:54,256 All right. Lorna, will you take Martin to be your husband, etcetera, etcetera? 1708 01:56:54,424 --> 01:56:55,923 - Yes, I do. - The same thing. 1709 01:56:55,923 --> 01:56:57,927 All right. I pronounce you man and wife. 1710 01:56:58,095 --> 01:56:59,929 You may kiss the bride. You already did that. 1711 01:57:00,097 --> 01:57:02,098 - Let's go. - No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 1712 01:57:02,265 --> 01:57:04,100 - What? What? What? - Hold it, hold it, hold it. 1713 01:57:04,468 --> 01:57:06,394 - What? What is it? - Let me have this glass. 1714 01:57:06,561 --> 01:57:08,104 I need this! I need this glass! 1715 01:57:08,271 --> 01:57:11,498 No, goddamn it! What the hell are you doing? Aah! 1716 01:57:11,498 --> 01:57:14,142 Talk to the hand, okay? I'll be right back. Okay? Wait, wait. 1717 01:57:14,142 --> 01:57:17,780 You know how long it took me to fill that goddamn thing? All day! 1718 01:57:17,948 --> 01:57:21,296 Leo, this is... this is unsanitary. What... what is this? 1719 01:57:21,296 --> 01:57:23,388 - You gotta break this glass. - I'll get piss on my shoes. 1720 01:57:23,802 --> 01:57:25,539 - You gotta do this! - Okay. 1721 01:57:25,914 --> 01:57:27,476 - Mazeltov! - Okay, let's go! 1722 01:57:28,753 --> 01:57:29,750 Hey! What the hell? 1723 01:57:29,918 --> 01:57:31,794 Come back here, you little son of a bitch! 1724 01:57:31,962 --> 01:57:33,504 Pant, pant, blow. 1725 01:57:33,672 --> 01:57:34,993 Leo, please. 1726 01:57:36,633 --> 01:57:39,051 Your work is over here now. I-I think someone else needs you. 1727 01:57:39,051 --> 01:57:40,123 - Okay. - Okay? 1728 01:57:45,183 --> 01:57:47,206 Good luck, Lorna, Riggs. 1729 01:57:47,811 --> 01:57:49,252 - Leo? - Yeah. 1730 01:57:50,856 --> 01:57:52,815 - Thanks a lot. - Oh, okay. 1731 01:57:56,945 --> 01:57:58,330 - Hey, look, stick around. - Okay. 1732 01:57:58,330 --> 01:57:58,779 Meet the kid. 1733 01:57:58,779 --> 01:58:01,490 Hey, good luck, Lorna! Okay, okay. 1734 01:58:05,746 --> 01:58:06,787 Riggs. 1735 01:58:06,955 --> 01:58:08,998 Here it comes, here it comes. 1736 01:58:11,126 --> 01:58:12,368 Here he is. 1737 01:58:12,961 --> 01:58:16,130 Oh, he's looking right at you. He knows it's you. 1738 01:58:20,969 --> 01:58:22,678 Hey, Rog, look what I found. 1739 01:58:23,305 --> 01:58:25,765 Look at that. - Oh, boy. What a beauty. 1740 01:58:26,475 --> 01:58:27,800 Look at those eyes. 1741 01:58:28,894 --> 01:58:31,353 - He looks like his mother. - Hey, yeah, yeah, he does. 1742 01:58:31,521 --> 01:58:33,856 Hey, hey! Murtaugh, Murtaugh, Murtaugh, Murtaugh! 1743 01:58:35,567 --> 01:58:37,264 - No, no, Butters! - That's right. 1744 01:58:37,402 --> 01:58:39,320 Butters baby. Better not be Murtaugh. 1745 01:58:39,488 --> 01:58:41,155 It's Butters. Butters, Butters. 1746 01:58:42,699 --> 01:58:44,344 Look at that baby. 1747 01:58:45,035 --> 01:58:46,532 Look at the hair. 1748 01:58:47,579 --> 01:58:49,580 Oh, that's my baby. 1749 01:58:49,748 --> 01:58:52,500 Look at her. You're so cute. Look at you. 1750 01:58:52,667 --> 01:58:55,220 Twenty-seven people, nobody thought of bringing a camera? 1751 01:58:55,629 --> 01:58:57,838 Leo, your plastic's flaccid. Face it. 1752 01:58:58,006 --> 01:59:01,008 These machines, they take your your plastic, they wreck it and then give you the camera. 1753 01:59:01,176 --> 01:59:03,677 The camera doesn't work. You know what they're doing? They're just tryin' to... 1754 01:59:03,845 --> 01:59:05,012 - No, no, no. - Leo. 1755 01:59:05,180 --> 01:59:07,014 Okay. 1756 01:59:08,225 --> 01:59:10,184 Hey, captain, what are you doing here? 1757 01:59:10,352 --> 01:59:11,936 Look at these two babies. 1758 01:59:12,187 --> 01:59:14,313 A little something from everybody at the squad. 1759 01:59:14,481 --> 01:59:16,190 - All right. - Thank you. 1760 01:59:16,698 --> 01:59:18,646 Let me see those captain badges, give them back to me. 1761 01:59:18,646 --> 01:59:19,385 What for? 1762 01:59:19,694 --> 01:59:22,947 Congratulations, you're sergeants again. The city's self-insured. 1763 01:59:23,114 --> 01:59:25,282 Oh, I thought they were gonna make us president. 1764 01:59:26,451 --> 01:59:28,744 By the way, grandpa, you owe the chief one. 1765 01:59:28,912 --> 01:59:30,871 He went to bat for you with the INS... 1766 01:59:31,039 --> 01:59:33,249 and they're gonna give asylum to the Hongs. 1767 01:59:33,416 --> 01:59:35,308 All right, all right. 1768 01:59:36,461 --> 01:59:37,477 - We're gonna take a picture. - Come on. 1769 01:59:39,113 --> 01:59:41,386 Come on. Come on. 1770 01:59:41,767 --> 01:59:42,417 All right, Leo. 1771 01:59:42,425 --> 01:59:44,844 All right. Everybody squeeze together. Candy stripers out. 1772 01:59:44,844 --> 01:59:46,929 Out, out. Okay, okay. Out, out. 1773 01:59:47,097 --> 01:59:49,265 I can't. There's not enough room. I'm sorry. 1774 01:59:50,056 --> 01:59:51,071 Okay, okay. 1775 01:59:51,226 --> 01:59:53,424 - You gotta back up. - Back, Leo. 1776 01:59:53,770 --> 01:59:54,854 I'm taking big steps! 1777 01:59:55,021 --> 01:59:57,273 Hey, get this guy to take it. Leo, get in the picture. 1778 01:59:57,440 --> 01:59:59,567 Doc, do me a favor. Can you take a picture of all of us? 1779 02:00:01,893 --> 02:00:02,731 Come on, hurry up. 1780 02:00:02,779 --> 02:00:04,575 It's my best man, after all. 1781 02:00:05,282 --> 02:00:06,949 Get my grandbaby in it too. 1782 02:00:07,117 --> 02:00:08,284 Are you all friends? 1783 02:00:08,451 --> 02:00:11,453 No. We're family! 1784 02:00:11,621 --> 02:00:12,746 Okay, on three. 1785 02:00:12,914 --> 02:00:15,040 One, two, three! 143123