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It is great to have you back in the
house these next few months, Evie.
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Yeah, well, I'm going
to the Air Force Academy.
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I can't have Ryan's pacifist
nonsense in my head.
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I mean, I like people, too,
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but sometimes you just got to
drop bombs on them, you know?
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Ah, kids, they grow violent so fast.
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Come on.
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Just breathe through
it, for the love of God.
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Put it down. Here we go.
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Last time we moved you in here, it was
a much lighter load, if you remember.
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It was a diaper.
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That's not embarrassing at all
in front of my boyfriend, Dad.
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- Rest break?
- Rest break?
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I know you're young, but maybe
you want to get oxygen tanks
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and get them in a cute little backpack.
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Honey.
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Come on, leave him alone.
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This is heavy, and Rob is so... trim.
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I'm gonna take things to your room.
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In his defense, that
was a lamp and a shade.
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We get done with this early,
hit a bucket of balls
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or go by the store and use the gun range.
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Yeah, that sounds great.
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Rob's gonna need a nap anyway.
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He's had a big day.
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- I like having her back here.
- Yeah.
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You know, I know Eve's your little buddy,
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but I want to get some time with her, too.
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You already had that extra nine months.
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Come on, these are the last few months
she's gonna be in the house, so share.
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I get it.
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You don't want your faint glow
dwarfed by my blinding radiance.
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Or you could just say, "Sure, sweetheart."
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I bet husbands all over
the country say that.
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I got it!
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I'll sacrifice. You have your way.
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She's all yours.
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Rob broke the lamp.
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I thought she was gonna
say Rob broke his hip.
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Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen.
www.addic7ed.com
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Oh! Hey, Ed! Hi!
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Well, look at you!
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To what do I owe this pleasure, my dear?
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Uh, well, I just came by
to grab lunch with Mike.
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Uh, do you... uh, do
you want to join us?
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Oh, well, I
...I'd love to,
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but I have scheduled a very
important lunchtime nap.
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You know?
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I... I can't move
that, you know.
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Oh, yeah, right. I bet.
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I... I understand
Eve's back in the house.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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And I... I am gonna grab mom time with
her if I have to tie her to a chair.
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You know, because I love her.
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Oh.
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Connect before she leaves the house,
because believe me, I know, eh.
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Taking your middle-aged daughter to lunch
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at the American Girl cafe just gets weird.
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- Thanks.
- Thanks, Dad.
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I'm not gonna worry about it.
It's not a big deal.
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Good.
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Uh, what... what aren't you gonna
worry about? What's not a big deal?
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- It's not a big deal, so who cares?
- Well, I do...
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the mom, open 24 hours a day, no
deal too big, no deal to small.
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Rob's parents are having
an anniversary party...
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Oh! ...and he didn't invite me to go.
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It's no biggie.
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There you go.
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Well, it... it could be.
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I mean, did you talk to Rob about it?
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No, I talked to Dad, but he had
a good take on the situation.
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Oh, yeah? Let me
guess... ignore it.
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It's good advice.
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It also works well for panhandlers
and most medical situations.
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Like Dad says, if there's a problem,
it'll surface eventually like...
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like a dead body floating up in a lake.
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That's good advice... solid and also...
quite colorful.
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Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
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Honey, honey, um, why didn't Rob ask you?
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I mean, don't... don't you
think that's kind of odd?
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Well, to find out, I'd have
to go back and ask Rob.
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With Dad's thing, I'm already done.
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Well, there you go. See you later.
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Thanks for the help.
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Uh, honey, I know you love
that Eve listens to you,
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but in this case, your advice
might not be the best.
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I'm not sure where you're going with this,
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but on the surface, it sounds wrong.
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Well, I mean, he's met her
parents a bunch of times.
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Why doesn't he want her to meet his?
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There's no evidence of any trouble here.
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Why are we looking for a problem?
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I know, I know.
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If there's a dead body, it'll float up.
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You see how that sticks with you?
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It's a really good
analogy for a lot of stuff.
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What if there's more to this?
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You know, what... what if he's got
a secret girlfriend or something?
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I mean, did... did
you ever think of that?
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I could talk to Josh. He could call Anne.
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And Anne could talk to Rob and
see if he just "like" likes her
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or does he like her?
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Oh, stop.
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I mean, I'm not trying to gossip.
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I just... I don't want
my daughter to get hurt.
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You know, that's what
Josh told me you'd say.
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Listen, let's go eat.
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We can talk more about this after homeroom.
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Yes!
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Okay.
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- The category is "History."
- Okay.
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The last link in the Transcontinental
Railroad was completed in what state?
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Mm, okay.
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- Well, there are at least 50 states.
- Right, yeah.
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Um, uh, okay.
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Uh, Florida, Texas, Mexico...
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Uh, let me see.
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- Uh, Oregon, uh, Massachusetts.
- Oh, yeah.
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Oh! Massachusetts sounds like a train.
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Massachusetts, Massachusetts,
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Massachusetts, Massachusetts.
Massachusetts, Massachusetts,
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Massachusetts! Whoo-whoo!
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All right... final
answer, Massachusetts!
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No.
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The answer is actually Utah.
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Utah. Utah.
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You know what?
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I still think Massachusetts
was a great answer, babe!
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So much fun to say.
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Okay, all right, babe.
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Let's show them how it's done, seeing
as they've shown us how it's not done.
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All right.
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"Literature"...
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Uh, "What Monterey factory
worker turned author..."
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John Steinbeck. John Steinbeck.
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Nope. The answer is "Platinum."
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No, that's...
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Oh, wait. No, I'm looking at the wrong one.
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Yeah, you win!
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Yeah!
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Whoo, whoo, whoo! Whoo, whoo, whoo!
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Whoo, whoo...
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Wait, wait, what, what...
why are you guys so happy?
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Uh, doy! We came in second!
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Okay. Oh, shoot.
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What? Rick and Debbie can't
make it tomorrow night.
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Their stupid cat died.
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What's tomorrow night?
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Oh, uh, we reserved an escape room.
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You know, it's one of those places
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where you have an hour to find the clues
they've hidden to help you escape.
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Can you scream for help?
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No.
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It's a puzzle that requires a lot of
careful thought and planning. Yeah.
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Mm. Say no more. We're in!
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What? Uh, no, no, no.
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It... uh, no.
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It's just that it's...
uh, it's pretty difficult.
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So... Yeah, so is trivia.
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Hello?
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Yeah, I... I really don't think
you guys are gonna like it.
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And also, we reserved
the most difficult one.
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- It's the Cold War room, so...
- Oh, yeah.
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Oh, we get it.
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We'll bring sweaters.
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Hey, baby.
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Hey, hey, come here. Shh. Shh. Shh.
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I've got work to do.
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Listen, no, no. Come here. Come here.
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Eve is in the kitchen alone.
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And
...Oh!
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Find Colonel Mustard and the candlestick.
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We could solve this.
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Look, hear me out. Oh, come on. Ugh.
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Rob is Eve's first
serious relationship, okay?
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She might not have the experience
to know what might be a red flag.
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And he doesn't have the upper-body
strength to wave one, so...
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- Hang on. Wait.
- What?
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Don't you think there might be
something more going on here?
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Look, I... I just think
we need more information.
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I ...- But if ask Eve,
she'll think I'm gossiping.
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So...
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That's what Josh said you'd say.
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Honey, just go...
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just go talk to her for one minute.
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Just... All
right, all right.
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I will talk to her because I love
you and I adore our daughter,
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and I'm just a little bit hungry.
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All right.
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Ah, yummy yum. Sandwiches.
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Help yourself.
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To food I bought...
what a great idea!
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So, how'd it go with Mom yesterday?
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What do you mean?
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You know, in your office, after I left...
that bloodhound was on the hunt
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for some information about me and Rob.
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That's...
that's strange.
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I... I
didn't notice.
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I mean, I know she's curious, but
sometimes she just gets too intense.
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Like, there's all this eye contact.
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It's like the whole time I'm
thinking, "Blink, woman!"
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Yeah.
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For years, that's why I
called her "Doll Face."
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She never figured it out.
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Anyway, I honestly don't
know what she's digging for.
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I mean, I guess when he didn't invite
me it did feel a little weird.
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Weird, huh?
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Yeah, weird.
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Well... there you go.
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All right, Dad.
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Well, this has been a good talk.
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Gonna go take this.
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Oh, hey! Hi! Hey.
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So, uh... so
what happened?
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Well, you're right. There
was more information.
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I was just about to come
and tell you about it,
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but I thought I should eat first.
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Oh, well, what...
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What did she say?
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Remember the other day
she said at the office,
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it... it wasn't
a big deal? Yeah.
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Well, I dug a little deeper
...sit down. Hm, yeah?
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Turns out...
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our youngest daughter is feeling...
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"weird."
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Wow.
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Yeah, no wonder you need to eat.
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You must be drained.
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What was weird about it?
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I dug deep. I'm not Jules Verne.
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I don't go "Journey to the
Centre of the Earth" on it.
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You know, it's funny.
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Sometimes you're just useless.
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Thanks, "Doll Face."
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Oh, good, you're back. Hey.
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Uh, listen, um, Evie.
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I... I wanted to
talk to you about
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that conversation you had with your father.
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Oh, great.
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Talking about talking.
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I'm gonna go. No, wait, wait, Eve.
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Listen, listen, honey.
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Um, when... when you told
your dad that it felt "weird,"
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what... what
did you mean?
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It means I gave him too much information.
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Evie, I just think if something feels
weird, you need to address it.
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I mean, don't be afraid to ask questions.
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Hmm. I've got a good one.
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Why me, God?
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You really need to stop
gossiping about me and Rob, Mom.
251
00:10:23,771 --> 00:10:26,705
Hey, hey, it is not gossip if what
you're talking about is important.
252
00:10:26,774 --> 00:10:28,006
And this could be important.
253
00:10:28,075 --> 00:10:29,041
Well, it did...
it did feel weird.
254
00:10:29,109 --> 00:10:30,175
That's it. Yeah, well, what is that?
255
00:10:30,244 --> 00:10:31,310
What is that... like
the word of the day?
256
00:10:31,412 --> 00:10:32,611
What... [
Door opens)
257
00:10:33,447 --> 00:10:34,479
Knock, knock!
258
00:10:34,582 --> 00:10:35,914
Hey. Come on in. Oh!
259
00:10:36,016 --> 00:10:37,716
Hey, Mrs. Baxter.
260
00:10:37,818 --> 00:10:39,084
Hi, uh, Rob.
261
00:10:39,153 --> 00:10:41,420
Would you... would you like to have a
soda or a snack or a heart-to-heart?
262
00:10:41,488 --> 00:10:42,588
Mom.
263
00:10:42,690 --> 00:10:43,755
Don't worry, don't worry.
264
00:10:43,824 --> 00:10:45,157
I know when I'm not wanted.
265
00:10:45,259 --> 00:10:47,993
I just don't care.
266
00:10:48,062 --> 00:10:52,164
Listen, I... I think that you
two need to have a conversation.
267
00:10:52,266 --> 00:10:53,532
About what?
268
00:10:53,601 --> 00:10:56,101
Well, no, it's... it's not
my place to interfere, so...
269
00:10:58,706 --> 00:11:00,839
Eve, you tell him.
270
00:11:00,908 --> 00:11:02,674
It's nothing.
271
00:11:02,776 --> 00:11:05,911
It's just... why didn't you invite
me to the party on Saturday?
272
00:11:05,980 --> 00:11:07,813
Do you not want me to meet
your parents or something?
273
00:11:07,881 --> 00:11:10,015
I mean, they... they
couldn't be weirder than mine.
274
00:11:11,685 --> 00:11:14,920
I didn't think you'd want to hang
out with my parents' friends.
275
00:11:15,022 --> 00:11:18,223
They're old...
like, NCIS-old.
276
00:11:18,292 --> 00:11:21,226
Oh, so you were looking out for me,
277
00:11:21,328 --> 00:11:24,329
'cause you know how
difficult older people can be.
278
00:11:26,166 --> 00:11:27,199
Look at you two!
279
00:11:27,267 --> 00:11:30,268
Doesn't it feel good just to talk
it out and clear the air and...
280
00:11:30,371 --> 00:11:31,903
I'm out of here.
281
00:11:33,841 --> 00:11:35,107
Sorry, that was awkward.
282
00:11:35,175 --> 00:11:37,456
No, if something's bothering
you, we should talk about it.
283
00:11:37,511 --> 00:11:39,745
Or..if something is bothering me...
284
00:11:40,981 --> 00:11:42,581
What does that mean?
285
00:11:43,851 --> 00:11:46,652
I'm just wondering if,
with you going to college,
286
00:11:46,754 --> 00:11:49,788
that we should slow things down?
287
00:11:49,890 --> 00:11:51,023
Uh, why?
288
00:11:51,091 --> 00:11:53,959
Are you worried I'm gonna
ask you to help me move?
289
00:11:57,548 --> 00:11:58,848
"The year is 1962.
290
00:11:58,950 --> 00:12:00,716
It is the height of the Cold War.
291
00:12:00,785 --> 00:12:03,119
You are in the apartment of
a suspected double-agent."
292
00:12:03,221 --> 00:12:04,387
Ooh!
293
00:12:04,489 --> 00:12:05,688
Question.
294
00:12:05,723 --> 00:12:08,324
Does anybody know the WiFi password?
295
00:12:08,393 --> 00:12:10,893
There are no cellphones in 1962, Mandy.
296
00:12:10,962 --> 00:12:14,263
Okay. I don't think that attitude
was invented yet either, Kristin.
297
00:12:14,766 --> 00:12:16,565
All right, we must find evidence to prove
298
00:12:16,668 --> 00:12:18,467
that whoever lives here is a Russian spy,
299
00:12:18,569 --> 00:12:20,970
and escape before he
returns from the opera.
300
00:12:21,072 --> 00:12:22,538
Help!
301
00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:24,140
Help!
302
00:12:24,242 --> 00:12:25,975
Kyle, knock it off, okay? We have one hour.
303
00:12:26,077 --> 00:12:27,410
I will take walls and drawers.
304
00:12:27,512 --> 00:12:29,011
Uh, I got desktops and cabinets.
305
00:12:29,065 --> 00:12:30,585
And you guys might just want to watch.
306
00:12:30,615 --> 00:12:33,049
Cheerleaders are important, too.
307
00:12:33,151 --> 00:12:34,383
Uh, Ryan?
308
00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:39,588
This horse is pointed in the direction
of that picture of the Eiffel Tower.
309
00:12:39,691 --> 00:12:40,923
Hmm, what do you think it is?
310
00:12:40,992 --> 00:12:42,458
A building in Paris.
311
00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:44,593
Hey, way to go, Mandy!
312
00:12:44,696 --> 00:12:46,362
Are we out?
313
00:12:46,397 --> 00:12:47,396
There's a date on the picture...
314
00:12:47,498 --> 00:12:49,131
May 21st, 1889.
315
00:12:49,233 --> 00:12:50,232
That's seven digits.
316
00:12:50,335 --> 00:12:51,400
Phone number.
317
00:12:51,469 --> 00:12:54,103
Yeah. For Conroy Carpets!
318
00:13:01,279 --> 00:13:02,645
It's busy.
319
00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:05,481
Oh, God. I have to dial
that whole number again.
320
00:13:05,550 --> 00:13:09,552
Hey, you guys, maybe this is something.
321
00:13:09,654 --> 00:13:11,587
He's supposed to be at the opera, right?
322
00:13:11,723 --> 00:13:13,656
How come he didn't take his opera glasses?
323
00:13:13,758 --> 00:13:15,858
Yeah, I already took
a look at those, Mandy.
324
00:13:15,927 --> 00:13:18,094
Well, did you see that
when you look through them,
325
00:13:18,162 --> 00:13:20,229
each of the Presidents
has a letter on his head?
326
00:13:20,298 --> 00:13:25,234
Yeah, it
says T-Y-P-E.
327
00:13:25,336 --> 00:13:28,904
Maybe we're supposed to type those
letters into the typewriter.
328
00:13:28,973 --> 00:13:30,706
Hey, it even spells "type"!
329
00:13:31,576 --> 00:13:32,475
Oh, that's ridiculous.
330
00:13:32,543 --> 00:13:33,609
If anything it would be "Rushmore"
331
00:13:33,711 --> 00:13:35,177
or "Jefferson" or "Badlands."
332
00:13:35,246 --> 00:13:36,212
- T-Y...
- Okay, okay.
333
00:13:36,314 --> 00:13:37,714
- Just let me do it, okay?
- ...P-E.
334
00:13:38,483 --> 00:13:40,282
There's another room!
335
00:13:44,355 --> 00:13:45,821
You had the glasses in your hand.
336
00:13:45,923 --> 00:13:46,956
Think!
337
00:13:52,397 --> 00:13:53,629
Hey.
338
00:13:53,731 --> 00:13:57,900
So, I talked to Eve, and
then she talked to Rob.
339
00:13:57,969 --> 00:14:01,203
And it turns out that
it's not such a big deal.
340
00:14:01,305 --> 00:14:03,906
That's what I said.
341
00:14:04,008 --> 00:14:05,007
Yeah, I know, I know.
342
00:14:05,109 --> 00:14:07,076
Now, uh... Now we
know that that's true.
343
00:14:07,111 --> 00:14:09,912
Get out of my face
and get out of my house!
344
00:14:10,014 --> 00:14:12,281
And not only should we "slow things down,"
345
00:14:12,383 --> 00:14:14,984
but let's bring it to a
screeching halt. Rob: Fine!
346
00:14:15,053 --> 00:14:17,686
Have fun at the Air Force Academy.
347
00:14:17,755 --> 00:14:19,655
Semper Fi!
348
00:14:19,757 --> 00:14:22,992
That's the Marines, you jackass!
349
00:14:27,365 --> 00:14:29,331
So, how's Rob?
350
00:14:29,434 --> 00:14:30,666
Honey, what happened?
351
00:14:30,768 --> 00:14:32,301
Well, you said talk. We talked.
352
00:14:32,403 --> 00:14:34,203
That led to yelling and name-calling.
353
00:14:34,305 --> 00:14:35,337
Hope you're happy!
354
00:14:38,376 --> 00:14:42,711
There goes our only chance of
having a weak, skinny grandkid.
355
00:14:54,003 --> 00:14:56,604
Nice shot! Ugh.
356
00:14:56,673 --> 00:14:59,073
I can tell her heart is
breaking out there, Mike.
357
00:14:59,175 --> 00:15:00,975
Well, it's not affecting her aim.
358
00:15:01,044 --> 00:15:02,243
Nothing but bullseyes.
359
00:15:03,446 --> 00:15:05,546
Honey, breakups are hard, even for Eve.
360
00:15:05,615 --> 00:15:08,916
I want to go out and talk to her
about it, but she blames me.
361
00:15:08,985 --> 00:15:10,318
She doesn't blame you. Yes, she does.
362
00:15:10,386 --> 00:15:12,853
She's angry, you're in her
way, and she's a great shot.
363
00:15:12,922 --> 00:15:15,122
Well, that's another thing
I want to talk to her about.
364
00:15:15,224 --> 00:15:17,024
Here. Take this. Why
are you giving me this?
365
00:15:17,093 --> 00:15:18,773
Go out and kill a couple targets with her.
366
00:15:18,795 --> 00:15:20,995
No, Mike, she doesn't want to talk to me.
367
00:15:21,064 --> 00:15:23,297
You want answers? Don't ask questions.
368
00:15:23,399 --> 00:15:25,333
She opens up better when
she's doing something.
369
00:15:25,435 --> 00:15:26,567
She seems pretty mad.
370
00:15:26,602 --> 00:15:28,602
Don't you think I should
wait till she's not armed?
371
00:15:30,064 --> 00:15:31,344
Listen, we got a six-foot fence.
372
00:15:31,374 --> 00:15:32,773
Aim low.
373
00:15:32,842 --> 00:15:34,275
Be quiet about it. We're not
supposed to be doing this.
374
00:15:34,377 --> 00:15:35,676
All right, all right.
375
00:15:35,778 --> 00:15:37,812
I'll give it a shot.
376
00:15:40,083 --> 00:15:42,049
All right! Can you avoid the puns?
377
00:15:42,118 --> 00:15:44,085
Sorry. And I can't impress it enough.
378
00:15:44,153 --> 00:15:45,152
Do not shoot over the fence.
379
00:15:45,254 --> 00:15:47,935
You're gonna hit that weird dude
always giving me advice over there.
380
00:15:53,496 --> 00:15:55,629
Okay, the only thing back
there is a broken watch.
381
00:15:55,732 --> 00:15:56,597
It's says 5:20.
382
00:15:56,699 --> 00:15:58,432
And I love this band.
383
00:15:58,534 --> 00:16:03,003
Oh, wait, let's set the hands
on this clock to 5:20.
384
00:16:03,072 --> 00:16:04,433
Okay, I really don't think that...
385
00:16:06,409 --> 00:16:07,775
Oh! Passports!
386
00:16:09,679 --> 00:16:12,246
How do they keep doing this?
387
00:16:12,348 --> 00:16:13,581
I don't know.
388
00:16:13,649 --> 00:16:15,616
It's like the chicken
who wins at tic-tac-toe.
389
00:16:16,886 --> 00:16:19,787
I bet you the code for the door's one
of these passport numbers.
390
00:16:19,889 --> 00:16:21,322
Probably the spy's passport number.
391
00:16:21,424 --> 00:16:22,390
What's his name?
392
00:16:22,525 --> 00:16:25,092
You can ask him yourself when
he gets here and shoots us.
393
00:16:25,161 --> 00:16:26,527
There is only a minute left.
394
00:16:26,629 --> 00:16:28,829
Oh! There's a really cute vintage
suitcase in the other room!
395
00:16:28,931 --> 00:16:31,365
I'm gonna check the luggage tag!
396
00:16:31,467 --> 00:16:33,734
Okay, it's Viktor... uh, uh...
397
00:16:33,836 --> 00:16:35,169
Russian-something.
398
00:16:36,406 --> 00:16:38,339
Moyskahov...
it's this one!
399
00:16:38,441 --> 00:16:40,002
Yeah, um, punch in the passport number!
400
00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:45,012
Whoo! Hey!
401
00:16:45,581 --> 00:16:46,947
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
402
00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:49,717
We did it with 30 seconds left!
403
00:16:49,819 --> 00:16:51,218
Great job, guys.
404
00:16:51,287 --> 00:16:53,821
We're really happy for you.
405
00:16:53,923 --> 00:16:55,623
What's wrong? We won!
406
00:16:55,725 --> 00:16:56,957
Uh, no. You won. Yeah.
407
00:16:57,026 --> 00:16:58,826
Kris and I didn't even do anything.
408
00:16:58,861 --> 00:17:02,196
Yeah, if this were a competition,
you would've kicked our asses.
409
00:17:02,265 --> 00:17:04,565
So, you're upset because
you feel like you lost?
410
00:17:04,634 --> 00:17:06,434
Yeah, losing sucks.
411
00:17:06,502 --> 00:17:09,437
We lose all the time, but
we still enjoy ourselves.
412
00:17:09,505 --> 00:17:12,106
You have to learn to
look at losing as a win.
413
00:17:12,208 --> 00:17:14,308
You sound like Hillary Clinton's therapist.
414
00:17:15,411 --> 00:17:17,378
It's okay, Kyle, he doesn't get it.
415
00:17:17,447 --> 00:17:19,914
It's fine... I didn't
get it at first, either.
416
00:17:19,982 --> 00:17:22,650
That's because there's nothing to get.
417
00:17:22,718 --> 00:17:26,320
The season of failure is the best
time to plant the seeds of success.
418
00:17:26,422 --> 00:17:27,521
Who said that?
419
00:17:27,623 --> 00:17:28,823
I don't know.
420
00:17:28,858 --> 00:17:31,019
I saw it on a poster of a
cat climbing out of a toilet.
421
00:17:31,527 --> 00:17:32,860
All right, winners and winners.
422
00:17:32,962 --> 00:17:34,962
Shall we get this train
rolling out of here?
423
00:17:35,009 --> 00:17:36,769
Massachusetts, Massachusetts,
424
00:17:36,799 --> 00:17:39,266
Massachusetts,
Massachusetts, Massachusetts.
425
00:17:41,304 --> 00:17:43,771
I don't get it. They win, they're happy.
426
00:17:43,873 --> 00:17:45,206
They lose, they're happy.
427
00:17:45,274 --> 00:17:47,074
I know, it's crazy.
428
00:17:47,176 --> 00:17:49,677
But they're happy.
429
00:17:49,779 --> 00:17:52,213
It does seem like a nice
way to look at things.
430
00:17:52,315 --> 00:17:54,882
And I would like to be happy.
431
00:18:03,192 --> 00:18:04,952
Massachusetts, Massachusetts,
432
00:18:04,961 --> 00:18:07,628
Massachusetts, Massachusetts,
Massachusetts, Massachusetts.
433
00:18:12,735 --> 00:18:13,767
Pe-ooh!
434
00:18:15,238 --> 00:18:18,239
You could, uh, probably let
the arrow make the noise.
435
00:18:18,341 --> 00:18:20,241
Oh, sorry.
436
00:18:20,343 --> 00:18:22,176
I'm sorry, too.
437
00:18:23,012 --> 00:18:24,211
About what?
438
00:18:24,313 --> 00:18:29,383
Well... the whole Rob thing
wasn't your fault, you know.
439
00:18:29,452 --> 00:18:31,185
Okay.
440
00:18:31,287 --> 00:18:34,355
I mean, the body was gonna float
to the surface eventually.
441
00:18:34,457 --> 00:18:36,757
It's just nice to get
it out of the lake now.
442
00:18:37,593 --> 00:18:42,096
Just to be clear, it's not Rob's body
that's actually floating in the lake.
443
00:18:42,198 --> 00:18:43,597
Oh, no.
444
00:18:43,699 --> 00:18:45,466
Rob won't even go to the lake.
445
00:18:45,568 --> 00:18:48,469
He's scared of bugs. Oh.
446
00:18:48,538 --> 00:18:50,938
Make sure to exhale when you release.
447
00:18:51,007 --> 00:18:54,041
Oh, right, yeah, thanks.
448
00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:56,377
Breakups suck, though, don't they?
449
00:18:58,014 --> 00:19:02,149
I'm about to go to a school where
there's 80% guys, so I'm pretty sure
450
00:19:02,251 --> 00:19:03,617
I'll get asked to the dance.
451
00:19:06,522 --> 00:19:08,889
I'm glad you're okay, sweetie.
452
00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:12,927
So, uh, have you heard from Rob?
453
00:19:13,029 --> 00:19:16,230
Mm. I don't really want to gossip.
454
00:19:16,332 --> 00:19:18,465
Okay.
455
00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:21,669
Pe-ooh!
456
00:19:23,172 --> 00:19:24,471
Oh, sorry.
457
00:19:24,574 --> 00:19:26,607
I'll allow it.
458
00:19:26,709 --> 00:19:28,108
Pe-ooh!
459
00:19:32,307 --> 00:19:34,474
Hey, Mike Baxter here for Outdoor Man
460
00:19:34,576 --> 00:19:37,377
with the scariest words
in the English language...
461
00:19:37,479 --> 00:19:39,813
"We need to talk."
462
00:19:39,915 --> 00:19:43,750
Yeah, there's a phrase that can make
me dive out of a moving bass boat
463
00:19:43,819 --> 00:19:45,552
and swimming to shore.
464
00:19:45,654 --> 00:19:48,221
Now, talk is not bad if it's
built around an activity,
465
00:19:48,323 --> 00:19:50,156
with minimal eye contact.
466
00:19:50,258 --> 00:19:53,626
In nature, eye contact is
sometimes a sign of aggression.
467
00:19:53,728 --> 00:19:57,297
Though, if you're mesmerized
by these baby blues, I get it.
468
00:19:57,399 --> 00:19:59,065
You're human.
469
00:19:59,201 --> 00:20:02,535
And just clicking on that
info bar was an activity.
470
00:20:02,571 --> 00:20:06,473
Plato said you can discover more
about a person in an hour of play
471
00:20:06,575 --> 00:20:08,808
than in a year of conversation.
472
00:20:08,910 --> 00:20:10,043
That's good.
473
00:20:10,145 --> 00:20:12,846
Of course, an hour of play with
an ancient Greek in a tunic,
474
00:20:12,948 --> 00:20:16,116
you're gonna discover more
than you wanted to know.
475
00:20:16,218 --> 00:20:17,250
"Hey, Plato!
476
00:20:17,352 --> 00:20:18,918
Can you put the leg
down off the bench there?
477
00:20:19,020 --> 00:20:19,953
We're eating food over here."
478
00:20:20,055 --> 00:20:22,589
Whoa, nice buffalo shot.
479
00:20:22,691 --> 00:20:26,259
For some folks, a shotgun,
fishing pole, or a compound bow
480
00:20:26,361 --> 00:20:27,894
can act like a talking stick.
481
00:20:27,996 --> 00:20:31,131
You surround men with weapons,
ammunition, and a campfire,
482
00:20:31,233 --> 00:20:35,001
and even the most stoic group
of men turns into "The View."
483
00:20:35,103 --> 00:20:38,671
"Ugh, I hate my hair in this wool hat!"
484
00:20:38,740 --> 00:20:40,420
"Steve's not gonna hunt with Gary anymore,
485
00:20:40,475 --> 00:20:43,476
because he's jealous of
the elk he shot last time."
486
00:20:44,813 --> 00:20:48,748
"Boy, I feel so bloated
after all that jerky."
487
00:20:48,850 --> 00:20:51,784
If you want someone to open up,
just join them in an activity.
488
00:20:51,887 --> 00:20:55,188
But remember, if you need
to say, "We need to talk,"
489
00:20:55,290 --> 00:20:58,358
the other person's thinking,
"I need to leave."
490
00:20:59,828 --> 00:21:01,161
Baxter out.
491
00:21:01,211 --> 00:21:05,761
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