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There is so much fine print on this lease.
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Maybe we should have a lawyer
look at it before we sign it.
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Yeah, good call.
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'Cause if you can't trust a lawyer to
be straightforward, who can you trust?
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(Door opens)
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Hey! There are my two favorite men.
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(Chuckles)
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Thanks for that, babe.
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You were a lot nicer as a blonde.
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All right, all right.
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How was the park? I bet it was
packed on a warm day like this.
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Actually, we like it
when it's like 5 below.
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That way, when the kids
cry, their eyes freeze shut.
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Yeah, but if it's too cold,
there's no girls there.
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Don Juan here saw a girl,
told her she was pretty.
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Aww. That's so sweet.
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Well, I hope you also told her that she
was strong and smart and important.
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Uh, she was wearing her
mittens on the wrong hands,
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so "smart" never even came up.
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I just thought she was pretty.
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Oh, well, you can think that, son,
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but you should never tell
a woman that she's pretty.
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And that's why you're third
on my list of favorite men.
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Well, at least he's on a list of men.
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I am a proud feminist, and one of the
things I stress when homeschooling Boyd
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is that he should appreciate
a woman for her mind.
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Great... then he'll
be the kid in college
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the other girls share
their feelings with...
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While they're sleeping with other men.
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Is this a lease? What, are you
guys getting out of this dump?
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The lease is actually for this dump.
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Or, as we like to call it, our home.
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If we sign up for another two
years, we can save $100 a month.
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Oh.
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There's 5% savings right there.
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Maybe you should consider a target card.
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Well, I know that doesn't sound
like much money to you, Mike.
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It's a lot of money. That's
why I have a target card.
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(Laughs)
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I thought you guys were thinking
of moving out and buying a house.
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Boyd would be able to play in a yard
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instead of going to the park
to look at girls'...Minds.
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(Chuckles)
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Yeah, we're not really in a rush.
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We have a five-year plan.
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Well, sometimes, plans
don't work out like that.
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I had a four-year plan with Obama.
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It's turned into an eight-year nightmare.
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My nightmare is being buried alive, and
yours is eight years of prosperity?
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That's weird.
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I just don't like the guy. Get off my back.
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Dad, we looked, but we couldn't
find a house that we both liked.
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Yeah, it's like they're either gone
too fast or they were falling apart.
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It's either like, "ah,
rats. Somebody got it,"
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or it's just like, "Eww! Rats."
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Do me a favor... don't
sign that lease yet.
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Let me have my guys look.
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I think I can find you
guys the perfect house.
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Of course you think that, 'cause
you're the great Mike Baxter.
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Yeah, you can butter me up all you want,
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but you're not getting
ahold of my target card.
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Check out this house I found for Kris.
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Look at the price. Do you believe that?
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No, I can't. No.
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Is that a lot or a little?
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I'm sorry ...I'm rich.
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Well, in this market, that's a great price.
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And I also have a $50,000
toaster you might like.
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You know how much I
paid for my first house?
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No. You probably gave the
Indians a bag of beads.
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And a thunder stick.
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$550. It was a kit.
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(Chuckles)
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Wish it came with a wife, because
my first one did not work out.
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Hey, dad. Got your text. What's up?
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Look what I found, my buddies and I.
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Found you a beautiful little craftsman...
three bedroom, two bath.
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And believe me, after a
plate of brussels sprouts,
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that second bath is a marriage-saver.
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And look at that price. I know.
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Apparently, that's a good price.
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Yes, I know. I was confused at first, too.
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Ed, could you go be rich someplace else?
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This is too good to be true, okay?
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It's a cute little house
in a great neighborhood.
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It's gonna turn into a bidding war.
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It's not on M.L.S. yet.
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My buddy said they want a quick sale.
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She's lived here for 65
years... a sweet old woman.
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We got to take advantage of that.
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Incredible.
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Dad, you're amazing.
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Well, that's why your husband always
calls me the great Mike Baxter.
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Unh-unh-unh!
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Why are you down here?
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What did you do?
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You mess with my shipping labels?
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Did you glue all my zippers together?
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Oh, my God. You didn't
try anything on, did you?
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Uh, I flossed my teeth with some
blue thread, but I put it back.
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You don't own our family basement.
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It's not our basement.
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It's my space, where I do my work.
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Ah, yes, the noble work of fashion...
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Making dumb people look pretty.
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Okay, get out! Put that down!
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Get out! Hey!
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Get out! Hey, I am!
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(Door opens)
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I have every right to be in our basement!
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Way to be firm.
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Mice can be super-territorial.
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This is sister stuff.
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Oh, I get that.
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My brothers used to mess
with me all the time.
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I'm the youngest, too.
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It's not easy, is it?
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Nope.
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A lot of noogies and purple nurples.
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One time, my brothers locked me
in the closet with a street dog.
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We do not keep in touch.
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Me and my brothers.
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I love that street dog.
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Whoa. That blows.
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A big brother should look out for you.
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You know, since you and Mandy are,
like, getting married and all,
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technically, you're my big brother.
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That's right! Yeah.
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Oh, what should we do first...
eat ice cream or build a fort?
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Who am I kidding?
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Obviously, both.
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That all sounds great,
but what I meant was...
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(Clears throat)
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...I'm kind of dealing
with a bully right now.
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Mandy.
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Really?
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I know she's all sweet around
you, but she's a monster to me.
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I have seen that side of her once.
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She made a hostess cry.
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But we did get extra sausage with our
rootin' tootin' breakfast platter.
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It has so much more
space than the apartment.
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Oh! You know what I
love about these windows?
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When you look out, you don't
see bums shoving each other.
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Where did Ryan go?
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Uh, I think he's taking
another look at the kitchen.
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He wants to make sure there's
plenty of room to soak his lentils.
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So, what do you think?
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Uh, I like it.
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I really like it. Yeah?
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It's priced right.
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Yeah, it is. I know it is.
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But ...ooh.
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Ooh, that's still a lot
of money, dad. (Chuckles)
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If you need a raise to afford
it, I'll give you a raise.
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But you make plenty of money,
so stop bugging me about it.
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It has that great yard for Boyd.
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And an office for me.
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And the basement is soundproof, which
would be good for Boyd's drums.
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And for Ryan's political opinions.
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What am I doing? I-I love it.
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I want this house. Let's put in an offer.
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Great.
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So, uh, this is a big pass, right?
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"Pass" is a sports term, so I assume
you're confusing it with "home run."
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Honey, this... this house has
everything we're looking for.
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What... what don't you
like about it, Ryan?
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I don't know. I mean, nothing specific.
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It's just... I don't really
like the vibe in here.
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Oh, you probably saw
some meat in the kitchen.
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We said we would agree on this, right?
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And I just don't see
myself living in the house.
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Well, I guess we need to add
another box to the checklist.
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"Vibe."
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But you love this house.
Just go talk to him.
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Yeah, but clearly, he doesn't.
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I mean, he's the one that's gonna be
spending most of the time in the house.
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What am I supposed to do?
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What'd you do the first
million times he was wrong?
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Yes, dad, I'm disappointed,
but Ryan and I are a team, okay?
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We both have to agree on this.
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I appreciate what you
did, though, dad. Thanks.
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Okay.
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Hmm.
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That guy needs a swift kick to the lentils.
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You know, Ryan doesn't like the "vibe."
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What does that even mean?
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It's not groovy enough for
his tambourine jam sessions?
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Now, don't make fun, Mike.
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A real musician can spend a
lifetime mastering the tambourine.
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Yet a monkey can do it in an hour.
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And that monkey who's
married to my daughter
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is keeping her from buying
the house of her dreams,
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and that house is a smokin' deal.
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Yeah, well, I'm sure they'll
find a house they both like.
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The one next to me is
for sale for $4 million.
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Is that in their price range?
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You know, I-I'll ask.
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I just wonder why the kid's
digging his heels in on this one.
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Sometimes a man just wants
to have his say, Mike.
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Maybe you're right.
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Maybe under that lentil-soaked radical
feminist lurks an unevolved angry man.
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And I'll find him.
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The hardest part about being
a designer is letting go.
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You know, my babies are safe here,
but once they're off in the world,
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someone could put on the wrong
pair of earrings, and then...
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you never stop worrying.
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You know what's funny
about me? I never worry.
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Which concerns me.
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Sometimes I'm up all
night thinking about it.
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Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
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Hey. Don't even think about
going to that basement.
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Yeah, get your bratty butt
back up to your own room.
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(Scoffs)
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That hurts, Mandy.
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Like a word noogie.
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Yeah. Good. That was the intention.
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Mandy, I think that Eve should be
able to use the basement, too.
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You know, we can do our work up here.
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Go on down, sport.
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Thanks, bro. (Chuckles)
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(Snaps fingers) Hey.
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What was that?
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I know what it's like to be bullied by
an older sibling, and I can't watch it.
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Or any video, no matter how
hysterical, that demeans old people.
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They are gold people.
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Oh, my God. She's playing you.
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(Chuckles) No. I am not that gullible.
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Uh, really?
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How much money have you
given those "orphans"
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in the north face jackets that
smoke outside the 7-Eleven?
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I don't give them money. I give them beer.
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If you give them money, they're
just gonna spend it on drugs.
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Eve keeps taking over my workspace,
and she only does it to mess with me.
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And to keep me from my babies.
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How can she keep you from your babies?
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She sounds like that judge my mom
was always complaining about.
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Thanks a lot. You sided
with the wrong sister.
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Oh!
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And, by the way, I've
seen her laugh at a video
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of an old man trapped in a bounce house.
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My God. What have I done?
247
00:10:26,614 --> 00:10:27,346
Yeah.
248
00:10:27,382 --> 00:10:28,915
249
00:10:28,950 --> 00:10:30,049
(Knock on door)
250
00:10:30,084 --> 00:10:31,450
Yeah?
251
00:10:31,486 --> 00:10:32,251
Hey. Hey.
252
00:10:32,287 --> 00:10:33,152
Is Kris here?
253
00:10:33,187 --> 00:10:34,520
Uh, no, she's out. What's up?
254
00:10:34,555 --> 00:10:37,023
Uh, I was just driving through
the neighborhood really fast
255
00:10:37,058 --> 00:10:39,792
with the doors locked, my windows up.
256
00:10:39,827 --> 00:10:40,960
Thought I'd stop by.
257
00:10:40,995 --> 00:10:42,328
Well, if you're here to try to talk me into
258
00:10:42,363 --> 00:10:43,896
buying the house, you
can just save your breath.
259
00:10:43,932 --> 00:10:45,965
No, I totally agree
with you. Had bad vibes.
260
00:10:47,035 --> 00:10:48,234
Really?
261
00:10:48,269 --> 00:10:52,138
Yeah. The house had no mojo.
262
00:10:52,173 --> 00:10:55,241
(Scoffs) Don't even talk about juju.
263
00:10:55,276 --> 00:10:56,642
Okay. You're mocking me.
264
00:10:56,678 --> 00:10:57,843
You're a sharp kid, you know?
265
00:10:59,012 --> 00:11:01,653
I think the reason you don't like
this house is 'cause you're upset
266
00:11:01,683 --> 00:11:04,150
'cause your wife would
have to make the payments.
267
00:11:04,185 --> 00:11:05,518
That's ridiculous.
268
00:11:05,553 --> 00:11:07,620
Because you're not into
traditional gender roles.
269
00:11:07,655 --> 00:11:08,754
You're right.
270
00:11:08,790 --> 00:11:10,122
No, I'm not.
271
00:11:10,158 --> 00:11:12,091
So you wouldn't mind when
you get to the grocery store,
272
00:11:12,126 --> 00:11:13,693
you pull your wallet out of your yoga pants
273
00:11:13,728 --> 00:11:15,289
and it's filled with your wife's money.
274
00:11:16,731 --> 00:11:20,166
Or that you're wearing yoga pants.
275
00:11:20,201 --> 00:11:21,534
Nope. Wouldn't bother me at all.
276
00:11:21,569 --> 00:11:22,702
Seems like it bothers you.
277
00:11:22,737 --> 00:11:24,437
Yeah, well, you know
what? It does bother me.
278
00:11:24,472 --> 00:11:25,705
Okay? You're right.
279
00:11:25,740 --> 00:11:27,506
And I hate having to tell you that.
280
00:11:27,542 --> 00:11:30,443
Yeah? You hate having to tell
me it, yet I love hearing it.
281
00:11:30,478 --> 00:11:31,944
Weird.
282
00:11:31,980 --> 00:11:33,713
I'm an evolved, 21st century male.
283
00:11:33,748 --> 00:11:35,214
I shouldn't think like this.
284
00:11:35,249 --> 00:11:37,249
You know, the operative
word there was "male,"
285
00:11:37,285 --> 00:11:40,319
and you may hide it with your
hemp sandals and your man-purse,
286
00:11:40,355 --> 00:11:43,556
but you're a guy, just like the rest of us.
287
00:11:43,591 --> 00:11:45,725
But I pride myself on
being better than that.
288
00:11:45,760 --> 00:11:47,660
Now it's just like I'm turning into you.
289
00:11:47,695 --> 00:11:49,362
(Chuckles)
290
00:11:49,397 --> 00:11:51,497
First off, you wish.
291
00:11:52,500 --> 00:11:54,100
And you're not turning into anything.
292
00:11:54,135 --> 00:11:55,301
You've always been a guy.
293
00:11:55,336 --> 00:11:57,036
Stop calling me that!
294
00:11:58,412 --> 00:12:01,012
I just want to wait a few years,
'cause then I'll be working again
295
00:12:01,042 --> 00:12:02,842
and I can help make the payments.
296
00:12:02,877 --> 00:12:05,244
But this house is a really good deal.
297
00:12:05,279 --> 00:12:07,613
And taking care of your family
means you got to act now,
298
00:12:07,648 --> 00:12:10,483
and that might mean you
have to swallow your pride.
299
00:12:10,518 --> 00:12:11,550
That is really hard.
300
00:12:11,586 --> 00:12:12,685
I get it.
301
00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:16,622
But if you can swallow those kale chips,
you can swallow just about anything.
302
00:12:16,657 --> 00:12:17,957
(Door opens) Hey.
303
00:12:17,992 --> 00:12:19,258
Hey, dad.
304
00:12:19,293 --> 00:12:20,826
What are you doing here?
305
00:12:20,862 --> 00:12:22,895
Um, just came over to talk about the house.
306
00:12:22,930 --> 00:12:25,031
Oh. Yeah, I thought we
agreed to let that go.
307
00:12:25,066 --> 00:12:26,699
I don't want you pressuring Ryan.
308
00:12:26,734 --> 00:12:29,568
Uh, actually, your dad
made some good points.
309
00:12:29,604 --> 00:12:32,171
What... so, you're
considering it?
310
00:12:32,206 --> 00:12:34,040
Well, it does have that great yard... yeah.
311
00:12:34,075 --> 00:12:35,941
...and it's across the street from the park.
312
00:12:35,977 --> 00:12:37,576
I'm still really worried about the money.
313
00:12:37,612 --> 00:12:39,245
Oh, honey. Honey, I got this.
314
00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:41,080
She's got this. It's a lot
of money, but, you know...
315
00:12:41,115 --> 00:12:42,982
and you got to worry about
property taxes and repairs.
316
00:12:43,017 --> 00:12:44,717
And insurance and utilities.
317
00:12:44,752 --> 00:12:46,318
Right. There's a million
things you got to think about.
318
00:12:46,354 --> 00:12:47,955
But this isn't your problem. It's Kris'.
319
00:12:50,658 --> 00:12:52,625
It just seems like a lot to put on her.
320
00:12:52,660 --> 00:12:54,360
She can handle it. She's a Baxter.
321
00:12:54,395 --> 00:12:56,762
She's not worried about
a 30-year mortgage.
322
00:12:58,900 --> 00:13:00,900
Wow. 30 years.
323
00:13:00,935 --> 00:13:02,335
Boyd's gonna be like 10 years older
324
00:13:02,370 --> 00:13:04,837
than we are right now
before it's even paid off.
325
00:13:04,872 --> 00:13:07,139
But the good thing is,
because of your wife,
326
00:13:07,175 --> 00:13:09,275
your kid will be living in a great house.
327
00:13:09,310 --> 00:13:10,876
Yeah. You're right.
328
00:13:10,912 --> 00:13:12,311
You know what? That's important.
329
00:13:12,346 --> 00:13:14,080
All right, I'm ready to jump into this.
330
00:13:14,115 --> 00:13:16,248
Yeah. I'm not.
331
00:13:16,284 --> 00:13:17,383
What? What?
332
00:13:17,418 --> 00:13:19,218
"Kristin can do it. Kristin can do it."
333
00:13:19,253 --> 00:13:20,453
A 30-year mortgage?
334
00:13:20,488 --> 00:13:22,922
I got news for you...
Kristin ain't doing it!
335
00:13:28,029 --> 00:13:29,662
Chicks, right?
336
00:13:37,114 --> 00:13:37,880
Hi, there.
337
00:13:37,915 --> 00:13:39,548
Hey. How'd it go?
338
00:13:39,583 --> 00:13:40,616
(Chuckles)
339
00:13:40,651 --> 00:13:42,084
Well... hi.
340
00:13:42,119 --> 00:13:45,054
Ryan completely flipped
his attitude on the house.
341
00:13:45,089 --> 00:13:46,522
Great!
342
00:13:46,557 --> 00:13:47,856
So did Kristin.
343
00:13:49,493 --> 00:13:51,193
Why?
344
00:13:51,228 --> 00:13:52,928
Things were said, mistakes were made.
345
00:13:52,963 --> 00:13:54,663
Who remembers exactly what happened?
346
00:13:56,133 --> 00:13:58,133
She's panicking about a 30-year mortgage.
347
00:13:58,169 --> 00:14:00,969
Oh. She was so excited about that house.
348
00:14:01,005 --> 00:14:03,405
I said mistakes were
made. Quit harping on it.
349
00:14:04,675 --> 00:14:06,342
She needs a little assurance right now.
350
00:14:06,377 --> 00:14:08,877
Yeah, well, then why aren't you still
over there, talking to her about it?
351
00:14:08,913 --> 00:14:15,250
I rarely say this, but... I'm not the
right person to do this... you are.
352
00:14:15,286 --> 00:14:17,353
I am?
353
00:14:18,889 --> 00:14:20,422
Let's not get too excited, okay?
354
00:14:20,458 --> 00:14:22,091
Our bench isn't that deep.
355
00:14:22,126 --> 00:14:25,527
356
00:14:25,563 --> 00:14:28,497
(Mid-tempo music plays)
357
00:14:30,368 --> 00:14:32,267
(Door handle rattles)
358
00:14:34,171 --> 00:14:35,571
Go away, Mandy!
359
00:14:35,606 --> 00:14:38,974
I could shut this sweatshop
down with one call!
360
00:14:39,009 --> 00:14:40,843
It's me, Eve.
361
00:14:40,878 --> 00:14:42,611
Your brother.
362
00:14:42,646 --> 00:14:44,313
In-law.
363
00:14:44,348 --> 00:14:45,714
To-be.
364
00:14:47,284 --> 00:14:48,717
It's Kyle.
365
00:14:52,123 --> 00:14:53,689
Oh. Sorry.
366
00:14:53,724 --> 00:14:55,357
I thought it was Mandy.
367
00:14:55,393 --> 00:14:58,560
And the emotional bruises
haven't healed yet.
368
00:14:58,596 --> 00:14:59,795
Save it.
369
00:14:59,830 --> 00:15:01,597
You abused my sweet and trusting nature,
370
00:15:01,632 --> 00:15:04,967
and I am very disappointed
in you, young lady.
371
00:15:05,002 --> 00:15:06,769
You're right.
372
00:15:06,804 --> 00:15:07,903
I'm really sorry.
373
00:15:09,306 --> 00:15:12,007
(Sighs) I'll never do it again.
374
00:15:12,042 --> 00:15:14,777
I'm a horrible person!
375
00:15:14,812 --> 00:15:16,712
Oh... no, no.
(Chuckles)
376
00:15:16,747 --> 00:15:17,813
It's okay.
377
00:15:17,848 --> 00:15:18,981
(Whimpers)
378
00:15:19,016 --> 00:15:21,950
The important thing is,
you learned your lesson.
379
00:15:22,019 --> 00:15:23,986
I really did.
380
00:15:25,322 --> 00:15:26,855
You're a great big brother, Kyle.
381
00:15:26,891 --> 00:15:28,557
(Laughs) All right.
382
00:15:28,592 --> 00:15:29,425
Okay.
383
00:15:29,460 --> 00:15:31,427
All right, you have fun, sport.
384
00:15:33,097 --> 00:15:35,063
Wait a second.
385
00:15:35,099 --> 00:15:36,899
You did it again!
386
00:15:36,934 --> 00:15:39,401
Stupid sweet, trusting nature!
387
00:15:39,437 --> 00:15:41,503
Kyle, I just really want
to be alone right now.
388
00:15:41,539 --> 00:15:43,005
(Sighs)
389
00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:46,308
Why is it so important
for you to be down here?
390
00:15:46,343 --> 00:15:47,810
What are you doing?
391
00:15:47,845 --> 00:15:50,279
And when did Mandy get a guitar?
392
00:15:50,314 --> 00:15:52,247
It's mine, okay?
393
00:15:52,283 --> 00:15:54,416
I've been writing songs,
and I come down here
394
00:15:54,452 --> 00:15:56,852
to play them so nobody can hear them.
395
00:15:56,887 --> 00:15:59,488
Why don't you want anyone else to hear?
396
00:15:59,523 --> 00:16:01,857
Oh, do they really suck?
397
00:16:01,892 --> 00:16:03,759
They're just personal.
398
00:16:03,794 --> 00:16:06,161
Ever since I got rejected
from West Point...
399
00:16:06,197 --> 00:16:08,964
I don't know... I've just
been feeling really lost.
400
00:16:10,201 --> 00:16:12,100
I've been there.
401
00:16:12,136 --> 00:16:14,970
Not West Point... lost.
402
00:16:15,005 --> 00:16:16,572
Singing about it helps you?
403
00:16:16,607 --> 00:16:17,873
Yeah.
404
00:16:17,908 --> 00:16:21,210
Unfortunately, not a lot
of words rhyme with "point."
405
00:16:23,447 --> 00:16:25,314
Just don't tell anybody, okay?
406
00:16:25,349 --> 00:16:27,483
Oh, I won't.
407
00:16:27,518 --> 00:16:30,385
But look, Mandy's got to
get down here to do her work.
408
00:16:30,421 --> 00:16:32,521
Yeah, I know.
409
00:16:32,556 --> 00:16:36,425
You know, my apartment's
empty all day when I'm at work.
410
00:16:36,460 --> 00:16:39,862
I could make you a key,
and you could play there.
411
00:16:39,897 --> 00:16:41,063
Really?
412
00:16:41,098 --> 00:16:43,198
You would do that for me
even after I tricked you?
413
00:16:43,234 --> 00:16:44,733
Of course.
414
00:16:44,768 --> 00:16:46,802
Wait... unless this is another trick.
415
00:16:46,837 --> 00:16:47,970
It's not.
416
00:16:48,005 --> 00:16:48,971
Thanks, Kyle.
417
00:16:49,039 --> 00:16:51,006
You really are a good big brother.
418
00:16:51,041 --> 00:16:52,374
This is nothing.
419
00:16:52,409 --> 00:16:53,909
Wait till you see me build a fort.
420
00:16:55,079 --> 00:16:57,479
421
00:16:57,515 --> 00:17:00,115
(Knock on door)
422
00:17:00,150 --> 00:17:01,383
Oh, good.
423
00:17:01,418 --> 00:17:04,286
I thought it was dad stopping
by to bug me about the house.
424
00:17:04,321 --> 00:17:06,588
No, he gave that job to me.
425
00:17:07,658 --> 00:17:09,091
Thanks for stopping by.
426
00:17:09,126 --> 00:17:10,726
Hey, wai...
427
00:17:10,761 --> 00:17:12,628
Honey.
428
00:17:12,663 --> 00:17:13,862
I didn't come by to bug you. No?
429
00:17:13,898 --> 00:17:15,397
I just want to give you something
430
00:17:15,432 --> 00:17:17,866
that might ease your mind
about buying the house.
431
00:17:17,902 --> 00:17:19,334
Oh. Here.
432
00:17:19,370 --> 00:17:21,837
Is there a big-ass check in here?
433
00:17:21,872 --> 00:17:22,871
No, no.
434
00:17:22,907 --> 00:17:26,575
There's a picture of Boyd and Ryan...
just like there was a picture of me
435
00:17:26,610 --> 00:17:28,877
when my grandmother gave it to your dad.
436
00:17:28,913 --> 00:17:31,680
She said it would always remind
him not to worry about the house,
437
00:17:31,715 --> 00:17:34,116
that home is where the heart is.
438
00:17:34,151 --> 00:17:35,484
Aww.
439
00:17:35,519 --> 00:17:38,020
Nana was always kind of cheesy.
440
00:17:38,055 --> 00:17:39,254
I don't know.
441
00:17:39,290 --> 00:17:43,492
I think she found a way to deliver a
profound message in a very simple way.
442
00:17:44,895 --> 00:17:46,795
You just came up with this, didn't you?
443
00:17:46,864 --> 00:17:48,063
No!
444
00:17:48,098 --> 00:17:51,233
Mom, there's a target
sticker stuck on the back.
445
00:17:53,737 --> 00:17:55,270
This family sucks at sentiment.
446
00:17:57,007 --> 00:17:59,341
Your father wanted me to
talk to you about the house.
447
00:17:59,376 --> 00:18:02,578
Why? So he can blame you
when I don't change my mind?
448
00:18:02,613 --> 00:18:04,313
Oh. Quite possibly.
449
00:18:05,983 --> 00:18:08,283
I hadn't considered that.
450
00:18:08,319 --> 00:18:10,586
Mom, it's a 30-year mortgage, okay?
451
00:18:10,621 --> 00:18:12,120
What if I can't keep up with the payments?
452
00:18:12,156 --> 00:18:14,556
We'll lose the house, and
I'll let my family down.
453
00:18:14,592 --> 00:18:16,191
I get it, honey. It's scary.
454
00:18:16,226 --> 00:18:17,626
Yeah. But dad doesn't.
455
00:18:17,661 --> 00:18:20,929
The only thing he's
ever been scared of is...
456
00:18:20,965 --> 00:18:23,865
you know, I can't actually
think of an example.
457
00:18:23,901 --> 00:18:24,967
I can.
458
00:18:25,002 --> 00:18:28,470
When your father signed for our first
mortgage, he pressed down so hard
459
00:18:28,505 --> 00:18:31,273
that he carved his name into the desk.
460
00:18:31,308 --> 00:18:32,674
Are you serious?
461
00:18:32,710 --> 00:18:33,675
Mm-hmm.
462
00:18:33,711 --> 00:18:34,871
Why wouldn't he tell me that?
463
00:18:34,878 --> 00:18:36,144
Well, would you have believed him?
464
00:18:36,180 --> 00:18:38,113
No. I'd think he was trying to trick me.
465
00:18:38,148 --> 00:18:39,514
Yeah. But you believe me.
466
00:18:39,550 --> 00:18:40,616
Yeah.
467
00:18:40,684 --> 00:18:44,252
Because you never try to trick me.
468
00:18:44,288 --> 00:18:46,788
No, but I-I do. I do actually believe you.
469
00:18:46,824 --> 00:18:49,024
Yeah, well, that's why I'm here.
470
00:18:49,059 --> 00:18:52,227
So, dad bought the house
even though he was scared.
471
00:18:52,262 --> 00:18:53,829
That's so annoyingly dad.
472
00:18:53,864 --> 00:18:59,534
Honey, your father did not become
the folk hero he believes he is
473
00:18:59,570 --> 00:19:01,903
by running from the things he's scared of.
474
00:19:01,939 --> 00:19:03,572
He faced them.
475
00:19:03,607 --> 00:19:06,575
And you're saying that I am like dad?
476
00:19:06,610 --> 00:19:09,778
Well, God forbid one of you
should be like me, but yes.
477
00:19:09,813 --> 00:19:11,680
Yes.
478
00:19:11,715 --> 00:19:13,281
You want that house?
479
00:19:13,317 --> 00:19:15,784
I do. (Groans) I really do.
480
00:19:15,819 --> 00:19:18,620
Yeah, then do what your
father would do... go get it.
481
00:19:18,656 --> 00:19:19,921
Okay.
482
00:19:19,957 --> 00:19:22,224
Okay, I think I will.
483
00:19:22,259 --> 00:19:24,192
Thanks, mom. This really helped.
484
00:19:24,228 --> 00:19:28,797
Well, I was just speaking from the heart.
485
00:19:30,034 --> 00:19:31,900
And dad knew you would.
486
00:19:31,935 --> 00:19:34,336
He really is the great Mike Baxter.
487
00:19:54,006 --> 00:19:57,274
Hey. Mike Baxter here for Outdoor Man.
488
00:19:57,309 --> 00:19:59,309
When you're out for a
little stroll in the Rockies,
489
00:19:59,345 --> 00:20:02,145
your pack may feel like a heavy burden,
490
00:20:02,181 --> 00:20:04,681
but its contents are
actually keeping you alive.
491
00:20:04,717 --> 00:20:06,183
Same with family.
492
00:20:06,218 --> 00:20:09,019
Sure, there are times when your
spouse and your kids feel like
493
00:20:09,054 --> 00:20:11,388
a backbreaking weight,
you know, slowing you down,
494
00:20:11,423 --> 00:20:14,625
clipping your wings,
grinding you into a nub,
495
00:20:14,660 --> 00:20:17,461
making your life miserable, just...
496
00:20:17,496 --> 00:20:20,097
Where was I going with this?
497
00:20:20,132 --> 00:20:21,198
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
498
00:20:21,233 --> 00:20:25,469
There's no stronger force than a family...
man, woman, children.
499
00:20:25,504 --> 00:20:28,205
As any builder will tell you, the
triangle's the strongest shape.
500
00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:29,339
You don't believe me?
501
00:20:29,375 --> 00:20:32,576
Try making this a rhombus... with
an extra girlfriend in there.
502
00:20:32,611 --> 00:20:35,045
See how quickly that thing collapses.
503
00:20:35,080 --> 00:20:37,447
Of course, every primary
breadwinner has seen
504
00:20:37,483 --> 00:20:41,685
the "footprints in the sand" wall hanging
and thought, "I get your point, God,
505
00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:43,020
but it's not you... it's me.
506
00:20:43,055 --> 00:20:44,821
I'm carrying everybody."
507
00:20:44,857 --> 00:20:45,989
And maybe sometimes you are.
508
00:20:46,025 --> 00:20:49,126
But you couldn't carry them if they
weren't giving you the strength to do it.
509
00:20:49,161 --> 00:20:50,427
Think about it.
510
00:20:50,462 --> 00:20:54,698
Because there's nothing as mighty in
all the world as a loving family.
511
00:20:54,733 --> 00:20:55,766
(Chuckles)
512
00:20:55,801 --> 00:20:58,235
And they'll never find me up here.
513
00:20:59,838 --> 00:21:00,338
514
00:21:00,388 --> 00:21:04,938
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