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The Parachute Adams is your classic fly.
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Now, the key is to stack your
calf body hair to make your post.
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See, Boyd? This is why I
prefer to just shoot fish.
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Can we?
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No, we're not gonna shoot any fish.
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You're not helping.
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I'm trying to teach
you about patience here.
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Well, then, get to it!
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I don't like being patient.
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Nobody does. It's a learned skill.
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What do we call people that
go willy-nilly through life,
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just doing things because it feels good?
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Democrats.
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Attaboy.
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Hey, Kyle, found your phone.
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Oh, thanks. I knew I left it in your car.
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Ooh, I have eight text messages.
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Oh, t-those are from me. Don't read that.
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"Good night, Kyle."
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"I said, 'good night, Kyle.'"
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"where are you, Kyle?"
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"Are you with that girl
who lives across the hall?"
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"If you're not with that girl, text me."
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"I knew it! You bastard!"
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"Oops, I just found your phone.
L.O.L. I love you."
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Wow. That was the worst fight we ever had.
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Kyle, for Wendi.
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Okay.
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I'm hoping this week is the week.
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I thought you and Wendi broke up.
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Oh, they did.
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She wants nothing to do with him.
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Yeah, but he sends her flowers every week
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in a desperate attempt to win her back.
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Thank you, Kyle.
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But, um, if Wendi isn't interested,
why do you keep sending her flowers?
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I'm hoping she'll come to her senses
and want to get back together again.
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I can help you, Ed.
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I have some experience as a love doctor,
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and, um...
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All right.
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...I'm willing to make
a house call to Wendi.
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All right, then have at it.
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But be careful. She's a biter.
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God, I miss that about her.
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Slow down.
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Is that really true?
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Yep. They just float to the top,
and you scoop them up with a net.
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We're not fishing with hand grenades.
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(Knock on door) Come in.
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Oh, I am sorry. Mike,
you got a second? Yeah.
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Go get the rest of the fishing gear.
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Fishing gear... no weapons.
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Now I understand why
people drink when they fish.
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What's up, Ed?
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Dallas. We've got a problem.
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(Chuckles)
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It's actually "Houston, we got a problem."
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But, uh, nobody says that anymore.
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The manager of our Dallas store
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just fired the consultant
of our Outdoor Man Grill.
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Another one?
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What, are they throwing these guys
up in the air and going, "pull"?
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That store opens in a month.
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We need to get the right person in there.
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I need you to please fly
to Dallas and hire somebody.
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That's my anniversary.
Vanessa's gonna hate that.
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Oh, I'm sorry, but what better gift
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to give the lady who spent 30
years with you than your absence?
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Our marriage works because Vanessa
likes spending time with me.
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I probably lost you on that
"our marriage works" part.
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You never had me.
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But, uh, you're going to Dallas.
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Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen.
www.addic7ed.com
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Hey! Ooh!
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How was fishing?
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It was all right. I caught a nap this big.
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Your mom's gonna be here pretty soon.
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You've got to go wash up, okay?
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Do I have to?
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You pick your nose with
those dirty fingers,
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worms will lay eggs in your brain.
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I don't pick my nose.
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Well, then, you have nothing
to worry about, do you?
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Ooh!
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(Laughs)
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Did you get my text?
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No.
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Ed wants me to go to Dallas this weekend.
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What? It's our anniversary.
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Has it been a year since
I forget it last year?
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What is going on in Dallas?
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They fired one of our consultants...
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another one... that we're
doing for the Outdoor Man Grill.
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That guy is Texas toast.
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The man lost his job, Vanessa.
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Sorry. (Chuckles)
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Uh, so, what, you're gonna
just hire somebody else?
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Well, we figure if I go down there,
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the manager will try a
little harder to play ball.
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Or run me over in his 4x4.
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Kind of a hard guy to read.
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Hi, guys.
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Hi, sweetie.
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How'd my little fisherman do?
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You know, if he'd stop screaming
every time he saw a fish,
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we might actually catch one.
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I'm going to check flights to Dallas.
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Okay.
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Flights? What's going on?
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Well, there is a problem
with the restaurant in Dallas.
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Oh, man, I should have said,
"Dallas, we have a problem."
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Please tell me they
fired another consultant.
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A man lost his job, Kristin.
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Sorry.
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No, what I mean is, dad should
hire me as the consultant.
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Look what I've done with the
Denver Grill. Well, I don't know.
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I mean, your dad said it's
a real mess down there.
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Yeah, I know, I know. I've heard, okay?
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But that is not gonna stop me.
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But Outdoor Man has 20 stores.
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If I can open the place in Dallas,
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maybe I can open a
restaurant in every branch.
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Well, it would certainly be
a big step for your career.
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And dad has shown so much faith in me,
and I would love to help him with this.
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This could be huge!
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I'm so excited! My baby going to Texas!
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Aw!
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Oh! (Laughs)
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Dallas, we do not have a problem.
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Are you sure you're ready for this?
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Kyle, I'm a love doctor. It's a real thing.
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(Doorbell rings)
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This is usually when Wendi
yells, "go away, Kyle."
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My self-esteem takes a huge hit.
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But then the mailman walks
by and says, "good morning,"
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like he really wants me to have one.
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That helps.
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(Doorbell rings)
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You opened the door.
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This is great for my self-esteem.
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Save it, Kyle.
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I only opened the door
because I saw Mandy out here,
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and I was worried that something
might have happened to Ed.
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Something did happen, Ms. Grayson.
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Somebody broke his heart.
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But it wasn't a heart attack.
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- No.
- Okay, bye.
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No, wait! Listen.
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At least take the flowers.
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Ed went to a lot of trouble
handing them to Kyle.
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If he would have paid this
kind of attention to me
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when we were together, we
might still be together.
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You need to give him a chance to explain.
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Look, it's obvious you still love him.
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You came to the door because
you were worried about him.
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(Chuckles) Yeah. I'm a human being.
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He's okay, right?
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I mean, you can't go by what he says.
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You got to look him over.
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Just have dinner with him.
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I can tell he has deep feelings for you.
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You can see it in his eyes.
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It's really strong in his good eye.
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What?
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All right, if having dinner with him
will stop this cavalcade of flowers,
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I guess I can do it.
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Great. And that leaves you all
day to work on that attitude.
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Let's go, Mandy.
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Remember, Mr. Alzate said she's a biter.
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Hey. Read my mind.
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Oh, one's for you.
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Well, you almost read my mind.
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(Chuckles) You busy?
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I'm a very important guy,
Kris. I'm always busy.
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What can I do for you?
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I heard you need to hire a new
consultant for the Grill in Dallas.
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I have the perfect candidate.
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You know Chuck Norris?
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It's me.
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Oh.
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Kind of a letdown after
the Chuck Norris thing.
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Um, you know, honey, I don't
think that's a very good idea.
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What? Why not? Come on!
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I can handle some Texas good ol' boys.
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These aren't good ol' boys.
These are Texas bad ol' boys.
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You heard the term "sweating bullets"?
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They actually sweat bullets.
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I know it's going to be tough.
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But I am ready for this challenge, dad.
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Come on. Give me a shot.
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I appreciate you trying to help me out,
but I'm not gonna send my little girl
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into that wood chipper.
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I am not your little girl anymore.
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You don't have to hold my hand.
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Look, you're not going down there.
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That's it.
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Who's saying this...
m-my boss or my dad?
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Because my boss would let me go down
there and try and prove myself.
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But I-I don't think he can, because
my dad is trying to protect me.
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He sounds like a terrible guy, your dad.
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Well, if you are not gonna let
me take chances in my career,
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it's gonna hold me back.
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Sometimes, I wish that you were my dad
or my boss, but, you know, not both.
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Yeah?
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Sometimes I wish you were my daughter
or a pain in the ass, not both.
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I understand, Kristin.
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Of course you're upset.
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All right. I love you, too.
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You, uh... you want me to
give your love to your father?
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All right, I will anyway.
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I just don't understand you.
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If you'd had the guts to
say that to the gardener,
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we'd still have that hedge out front.
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Kristin could do a good job in Dallas!
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She's an intelligent,
creative, capable woman.
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Just like her mother.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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You're not gonna get out
of this by complimenting me.
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Why? You look great when
you're all steamed up?
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(Sighs)
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(Laughing) Stop, stop.
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Now, wait, hey.
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My point is, it is hard enough
for women to get ahead.
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You can't hold Kristin back
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just because you're her dad
and you want to protect her.
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If I weren't her dad, she would have
been fired maybe eight months ago.
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What? Why?
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You're always saying
she's doing a great job.
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Yeah, as the manager.
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But putting together a
restaurant's more complicated.
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She dropped a lot of
balls I had to pick up.
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Well, she didn't tell me that.
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She didn't tell you that
'cause I never told her that.
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Well, since when are you so
shy about telling the truth?
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I mean, there's a reason
why I never ask you
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if I look fat in my skinny jeans.
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Because you make every pair of
jeans look like skinny jeans.
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(Laughing) Just stop.
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Look, all I'm saying is
you are always telling me
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how the kids need to
learn to take their lumps.
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Yeah, but in Kris' case, I thought
she'd taken enough lumps.
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And she was just getting
her confidence back,
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and I didn't want to
take that away from her.
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You're a good dad.
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I know, but does that make me a lousy boss?
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The thing with Mike the boss and
Mike the dad and Mike the person
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is he's always talking straight to people.
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And then he lets them
make their own choices.
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Yeah, Mike's a terrific guy, isn't he?
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Yeah.
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Is that all you got out of that?
253
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I'll call Kris.
254
00:10:19,345 --> 00:10:21,779
Good. Ah! Okay.
255
00:10:21,814 --> 00:10:23,747
You can compliment me more now if you want.
256
00:10:23,783 --> 00:10:27,851
You know, I don't like to waste it
unless you're really mad at me.
257
00:10:32,825 --> 00:10:34,391
Hey, check it out.
258
00:10:34,426 --> 00:10:35,726
Wow!
259
00:10:35,761 --> 00:10:39,329
Yeah. Mr. Alzate wore this
suit in his third wedding.
260
00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:45,369
Like my third wife, it's
beautiful and expensive.
261
00:10:45,404 --> 00:10:50,440
The difference is, I get to
take it to the cleaners.
262
00:10:50,476 --> 00:10:53,677
Okay, uh...
263
00:10:53,712 --> 00:10:55,112
Something's missing.
264
00:10:55,147 --> 00:10:56,947
What is it, what is it?
265
00:10:56,982 --> 00:10:58,682
Oh, Kyle, you're gonna kill me.
266
00:10:58,717 --> 00:10:59,650
Flowers.
267
00:10:59,685 --> 00:11:00,684
Oh, no worries.
268
00:11:00,719 --> 00:11:02,619
I love getting flowers for other people.
269
00:11:02,655 --> 00:11:06,023
And I don't care that
nobody ever gets me flowers.
270
00:11:06,058 --> 00:11:09,092
But if they did...
hint, hint... daffodils.
271
00:11:09,128 --> 00:11:10,027
Kyle, flowers.
272
00:11:10,062 --> 00:11:11,295
Okay.
273
00:11:11,330 --> 00:11:13,630
All right. I tried to make
it as romantic as possible,
274
00:11:13,666 --> 00:11:16,466
but it's a little hard
with all the dead animals.
275
00:11:16,535 --> 00:11:18,235
(Laughs) You've done great.
276
00:11:18,270 --> 00:11:20,804
The important thing is
that I get to tell Wendi
277
00:11:20,840 --> 00:11:23,807
how I truly feel and give her this.
278
00:11:23,843 --> 00:11:26,276
Oh! That's so...
279
00:11:26,312 --> 00:11:27,978
Ordinary.
280
00:11:28,013 --> 00:11:31,548
This is a special swan, Mandy.
281
00:11:31,584 --> 00:11:35,819
Yeah, we saw it at a flea market in New
Mexico when we were deeply in love.
282
00:11:35,855 --> 00:11:40,123
She admired it, so when she
wasn't looking, I bought it.
283
00:11:40,159 --> 00:11:42,226
I was going to give it
to her for her birthday,
284
00:11:42,261 --> 00:11:44,394
and then she... she
broke up with me.
285
00:11:44,430 --> 00:11:46,630
And tonight, you're
finally giving it to her.
286
00:11:46,665 --> 00:11:47,865
That's so sweet.
287
00:11:47,933 --> 00:11:52,202
I'm gonna smash it right
in front of her smug face.
288
00:11:52,238 --> 00:11:54,805
Uh... Come again?
289
00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:57,040
Well, she broke my heart,
so I'm gonna woo her back
290
00:11:57,076 --> 00:12:00,043
and break hers like a cheap glass swan.
291
00:12:00,079 --> 00:12:03,480
That's terrible! No wonder she bit you!
292
00:12:03,515 --> 00:12:05,449
I've been plotting this for months.
293
00:12:05,484 --> 00:12:08,418
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
294
00:12:08,454 --> 00:12:09,853
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
295
00:12:09,889 --> 00:12:11,989
I did all of this so you
two could patch things up.
296
00:12:12,024 --> 00:12:14,358
And I can't thank you enough, Mandy.
297
00:12:14,393 --> 00:12:17,294
Listen, Ed, I have a
confession to make, okay?
298
00:12:17,329 --> 00:12:19,196
I am not actually a doctor.
299
00:12:19,231 --> 00:12:20,163
Oh.
300
00:12:20,199 --> 00:12:23,901
But I do know love, and I can
see that you still love Wendi.
301
00:12:23,936 --> 00:12:25,936
It's... it's just an ember now,
302
00:12:25,971 --> 00:12:28,839
but if you fan it, you
can turn it into a flame.
303
00:12:28,874 --> 00:12:30,007
Well, your work is done now, Mandy.
304
00:12:30,042 --> 00:12:31,275
I'll take it from here.
305
00:12:31,310 --> 00:12:33,210
I'm not gonna let this
happen. I'm gonna tell her.
306
00:12:33,245 --> 00:12:35,612
That's very brave of you,
knowing I spend months
307
00:12:35,648 --> 00:12:37,948
plotting revenge against
people who wrong me.
308
00:12:41,453 --> 00:12:43,754
Hello, Eddie.
309
00:12:43,789 --> 00:12:45,055
Hi, Wendi.
310
00:12:45,090 --> 00:12:46,924
Come in, please.
311
00:12:46,959 --> 00:12:49,459
Everything looks so beautiful.
312
00:12:49,495 --> 00:12:50,961
Well, thanks to Mandy.
313
00:12:50,996 --> 00:12:54,264
She wants to make sure we
have the perfect evening.
314
00:12:54,300 --> 00:12:55,532
Don't you, Mandy?
315
00:12:58,871 --> 00:13:00,070
Yes.
316
00:13:00,105 --> 00:13:04,041
But if one of the dishes
is cold, it's not my fault.
317
00:13:15,721 --> 00:13:17,454
What the hell are you doing?
318
00:13:17,489 --> 00:13:20,691
Oh, I'm making a bouquet for
Mr. Alzate to give to Wendi.
319
00:13:20,726 --> 00:13:23,593
I'm trying to pick flowers
that say "take me back."
320
00:13:23,629 --> 00:13:25,929
You know what these flowers
are saying right now?
321
00:13:25,965 --> 00:13:27,531
"Put me back or you're fired."
322
00:13:30,035 --> 00:13:31,902
Hey, Kris, can I talk to you for a minute?
323
00:13:31,937 --> 00:13:33,603
Uh, absolutely, Mr. Baxter.
324
00:13:33,639 --> 00:13:34,938
But, uh, I think "Kris"
325
00:13:34,974 --> 00:13:36,807
is a little familiar for the workplace.
326
00:13:36,842 --> 00:13:38,842
From now on, I would
prefer "Mrs. Vogelson."
327
00:13:38,877 --> 00:13:41,611
Yeah. It's smart to pick the
name they call you at work.
328
00:13:41,647 --> 00:13:44,114
If you leave it up to
them, you will not be happy.
329
00:13:44,149 --> 00:13:47,718
We are having a conversation, bonehead.
330
00:13:47,753 --> 00:13:50,754
(Chuckles) I picked that one.
331
00:13:50,789 --> 00:13:55,058
I found the others to
be, uh, a bit pejorative.
332
00:13:55,094 --> 00:13:56,693
Listen, I know it's hard to separate
333
00:13:56,729 --> 00:13:58,829
your role as my boss from
your role as my father,
334
00:13:58,864 --> 00:14:00,530
so I'm just trying to make it easier.
335
00:14:00,566 --> 00:14:02,199
All right, kid, I
understand what you're doing,
336
00:14:02,234 --> 00:14:04,301
but can you go with something
else besides "Mrs. Vogelson"?
337
00:14:04,336 --> 00:14:06,636
That sounds like bad fish sticks.
338
00:14:06,705 --> 00:14:10,540
The important thing is, from now on at
work, I am no longer your daughter.
339
00:14:10,576 --> 00:14:11,541
Okay. Got it.
340
00:14:11,577 --> 00:14:13,810
But right now I want to put my dad hat on.
341
00:14:13,846 --> 00:14:15,679
You're the boss, Mr. Baxter.
342
00:14:15,714 --> 00:14:17,981
Not Mr. Baxter. I'm your dad right now.
343
00:14:18,017 --> 00:14:22,419
And as your dad, I do want to encourage
you to push yourself, to take risks.
344
00:14:22,454 --> 00:14:26,623
So if you really think you can do this
job in Dallas, I say you go for it.
345
00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:27,624
Are you serious?
346
00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:28,959
Yes, absolutely.
347
00:14:28,994 --> 00:14:29,960
Oh, my God!
348
00:14:29,995 --> 00:14:31,928
Dad, that's... that's fantastic!
349
00:14:31,964 --> 00:14:33,030
Oh, no. No hugs.
350
00:14:33,065 --> 00:14:34,998
I-I just put my boss hat on.
351
00:14:35,034 --> 00:14:39,102
And if you'll notice, I have got
it turned around to look younger.
352
00:14:39,138 --> 00:14:43,440
And as your boss, I want to let you know
that when you set up this restaurant,
353
00:14:43,475 --> 00:14:46,009
you made some mistakes
that I had to cover for.
354
00:14:46,045 --> 00:14:47,878
I never heard about that.
355
00:14:47,913 --> 00:14:50,180
That's generally what
they mean by "covered for."
356
00:14:50,215 --> 00:14:52,182
Kristin, you missed a bunch of deadlines.
357
00:14:52,217 --> 00:14:54,751
You didn't return calls. You
pissed off the inspectors.
358
00:14:54,787 --> 00:14:55,986
They pissed me off.
359
00:14:56,021 --> 00:14:59,089
Right, they piss everybody
off. They're inspectors.
360
00:14:59,124 --> 00:15:01,391
Do you know how I handle them?
361
00:15:01,427 --> 00:15:02,626
I'm nice.
362
00:15:02,661 --> 00:15:05,929
Do you have any idea how
hard it is for me to be nice?
363
00:15:05,964 --> 00:15:06,963
(Chuckles)
364
00:15:07,032 --> 00:15:09,699
I'm getting a little picture right now.
365
00:15:09,735 --> 00:15:13,270
If I did such a bad job,
why don't you just tell me.
366
00:15:13,305 --> 00:15:14,871
Well, I was trying to be nice.
367
00:15:14,907 --> 00:15:17,340
And do you realize how hard
it is for me to be nice?
368
00:15:17,376 --> 00:15:21,745
So you're afraid that I'm going to
make the same mistakes in Dallas?
369
00:15:21,780 --> 00:15:24,881
You go down there, and you mess
up, they're gonna fire you,
370
00:15:24,917 --> 00:15:27,384
and there's no hat I can
put on that will help you.
371
00:15:27,419 --> 00:15:28,618
I understand.
372
00:15:28,654 --> 00:15:30,420
Can I think about it?
373
00:15:30,456 --> 00:15:31,955
I want you to think about it.
374
00:15:31,990 --> 00:15:36,293
Then I want an answer from you as
soon as possible, Mrs. Vogelson.
375
00:15:41,379 --> 00:15:42,478
I hear laughter.
376
00:15:42,514 --> 00:15:44,447
It sounds like they're having a good time.
377
00:15:44,482 --> 00:15:46,349
Are you sure Mr. Alzate's
secretly the devil?
378
00:15:46,384 --> 00:15:48,518
I don't know. He could just be a helper.
379
00:15:48,553 --> 00:15:49,686
Like the Santa thing.
380
00:15:49,721 --> 00:15:50,586
I don't know.
381
00:15:50,622 --> 00:15:52,588
I think Mr. Alzate's a good man.
382
00:15:52,624 --> 00:15:54,857
He wouldn't hurt anybody on purpose.
383
00:15:54,893 --> 00:15:58,227
Except for that time he threw
me off a raft for whistling.
384
00:15:58,263 --> 00:16:00,530
(Both laughing)
385
00:16:00,565 --> 00:16:03,966
Nobody could ever make me
laugh the way you do, Eddie.
386
00:16:04,002 --> 00:16:06,069
Well, I keep a joke book in the john.
387
00:16:06,104 --> 00:16:07,403
(Laughs)
388
00:16:07,439 --> 00:16:10,206
I spend a lot more time there these days.
389
00:16:10,241 --> 00:16:12,608
Oh, I love it when you flirt with me.
390
00:16:12,644 --> 00:16:14,744
I have something for you.
391
00:16:16,548 --> 00:16:19,115
Is that from New Mexico?
392
00:16:19,150 --> 00:16:20,016
Yep.
393
00:16:20,051 --> 00:16:21,584
You bought that for me?
394
00:16:21,653 --> 00:16:24,153
I didn't think you were paying
attention when I pointed it out.
395
00:16:24,189 --> 00:16:25,488
You were so busy saying,
396
00:16:25,523 --> 00:16:27,790
"if this is New Mexico, I'd
hate to see the old one."
397
00:16:27,826 --> 00:16:31,994
(Laughs) I remember that.
398
00:16:32,030 --> 00:16:33,262
And now I'm going to...
399
00:16:33,298 --> 00:16:34,163
Wait.
400
00:16:34,199 --> 00:16:35,998
You're not gonna believe this.
401
00:16:36,034 --> 00:16:37,600
I got you something too.
402
00:16:37,635 --> 00:16:39,836
Come on.
403
00:16:39,871 --> 00:16:42,338
This is from that same flea market.
404
00:16:42,374 --> 00:16:43,239
(Laughing) Yeah.
405
00:16:43,274 --> 00:16:44,273
I knew you wanted it.
406
00:16:44,309 --> 00:16:45,942
You couldn't stop playing with it.
407
00:16:45,977 --> 00:16:47,076
Well...
408
00:16:47,112 --> 00:16:48,978
Well, who could?
409
00:16:49,013 --> 00:16:50,613
Clothes on...
410
00:16:50,648 --> 00:16:51,681
Clothes off.
411
00:16:51,716 --> 00:16:53,182
Come on. This is the greatest thing ever.
412
00:16:53,218 --> 00:16:54,717
(Laughs)
413
00:16:54,753 --> 00:16:56,119
(Chuckling) Look at that.
414
00:16:56,154 --> 00:16:58,521
Oh, look at the two of us getting along.
415
00:16:58,556 --> 00:17:00,690
I miss this.
416
00:17:00,725 --> 00:17:03,326
It makes me wonder why we ever stopped.
417
00:17:03,361 --> 00:17:04,894
Yeah, me too.
418
00:17:04,929 --> 00:17:06,629
Oh, I remember.
419
00:17:06,664 --> 00:17:08,831
Yeah, you dumped me.
420
00:17:08,867 --> 00:17:13,002
Well, I'd really like
to give it another try.
421
00:17:13,037 --> 00:17:14,837
What do you think?
422
00:17:14,873 --> 00:17:18,307
I'll tell you what I think.
423
00:17:18,343 --> 00:17:19,242
(Glass shatters)
424
00:17:19,277 --> 00:17:20,376
(Gasps) He broke the swan!
425
00:17:20,412 --> 00:17:21,677
This is worse than the raft.
426
00:17:21,713 --> 00:17:23,012
Ed, I can't believe you...
427
00:17:23,047 --> 00:17:23,880
you're kissing.
428
00:17:23,915 --> 00:17:25,047
(Clears throat)
429
00:17:25,083 --> 00:17:27,583
I can't help it. My embers got fanned.
430
00:17:28,853 --> 00:17:31,487
This one came leaping across the table.
431
00:17:31,523 --> 00:17:33,556
Look, we broke a wine glass.
432
00:17:33,591 --> 00:17:35,291
Aw! I'm sorry. I thought...
433
00:17:35,326 --> 00:17:38,494
wait, look. Look what Eddie got me.
434
00:17:38,530 --> 00:17:40,797
(Gasps) That's so... Beautiful.
435
00:17:40,832 --> 00:17:42,298
I know.
436
00:17:42,333 --> 00:17:45,067
Look, a lady in a bathing suit.
437
00:17:45,103 --> 00:17:46,903
Oh. I'm sorry, ma'am.
438
00:17:53,144 --> 00:17:54,577
(Knock on door) Come on in.
439
00:17:54,612 --> 00:17:56,979
Okay. That's great. Thanks.
440
00:17:57,015 --> 00:17:58,514
Can I talk to you for a second?
441
00:17:58,550 --> 00:18:00,616
Sure. Which hat are you wearing?
442
00:18:00,652 --> 00:18:02,952
The daughter hat or the employee hat?
443
00:18:02,987 --> 00:18:05,354
I am wearing my daughter shoes.
444
00:18:05,390 --> 00:18:07,657
I don't look so good in hats.
445
00:18:07,692 --> 00:18:09,492
I always have time for my kid.
446
00:18:09,527 --> 00:18:11,594
Just take an hour off your time card.
447
00:18:11,629 --> 00:18:13,830
I was all set to tell you how unfair it was
448
00:18:13,865 --> 00:18:16,699
that you hid my screw-ups
when we were opening the Grill.
449
00:18:16,734 --> 00:18:20,470
But I realized that anybody
else would have been fired.
450
00:18:20,505 --> 00:18:23,706
So here's my resignation letter.
451
00:18:23,741 --> 00:18:27,376
Are you resigning as my daughter
or my restaurant manager,
452
00:18:27,412 --> 00:18:29,712
'cause I'm getting very confused.
453
00:18:29,747 --> 00:18:31,514
You gave me the shot and you helped me out
454
00:18:31,549 --> 00:18:33,416
'cause you're my dad,
and I love you for it.
455
00:18:33,451 --> 00:18:36,752
But from now on, I want to
succeed because I've earned it.
456
00:18:36,788 --> 00:18:38,554
You don't have to do this.
You're doing a great job.
457
00:18:38,590 --> 00:18:39,689
I don't want this.
458
00:18:39,724 --> 00:18:41,891
Yeah, I know. You're gonna need to take it.
459
00:18:41,926 --> 00:18:44,160
'Cause I'm putting on
my business shoes now.
460
00:18:44,195 --> 00:18:48,764
I would like to submit my r?sum? for
the newly vacated manager's job
461
00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:50,466
you have here at the Grill.
462
00:18:50,502 --> 00:18:54,303
Look at that. It's a real r?sum?.
463
00:18:54,339 --> 00:18:57,106
You really like your symbolism, don't you?
464
00:18:57,141 --> 00:19:00,610
I think you will find that
I am more than qualified.
465
00:19:00,645 --> 00:19:04,113
And I'm sure my old boss
would give a recommendation.
466
00:19:04,148 --> 00:19:06,649
The guy loves to hear himself talk.
467
00:19:06,684 --> 00:19:12,088
Does this mean your new boss can
still hug you when the night's over?
468
00:19:12,123 --> 00:19:14,590
Ooh, as long as he does it
with the other employees.
469
00:19:14,626 --> 00:19:17,527
I think that'll make Kyle very happy.
470
00:19:17,562 --> 00:19:19,462
Welcome back.
471
00:19:19,497 --> 00:19:20,463
Okay.
472
00:19:20,498 --> 00:19:21,864
Hey, but, dad, I want you to know
473
00:19:21,900 --> 00:19:24,800
that the next Grill that
opens, I'm gonna want a shot.
474
00:19:24,836 --> 00:19:26,102
If you think I'm ready.
475
00:19:26,137 --> 00:19:27,870
I think Dallas is just the beginning.
476
00:19:27,906 --> 00:19:31,307
I think there's a lot of cities out
there just clamoring for weird meat.
477
00:19:32,911 --> 00:19:34,076
Ed: Mikey.
478
00:19:34,112 --> 00:19:36,212
I want you to be the first to know.
479
00:19:36,247 --> 00:19:38,381
Wendi and I are back together again.
480
00:19:38,416 --> 00:19:41,083
You're gonna be seeing
a lot more of me, Mike.
481
00:19:42,820 --> 00:19:44,020
Joke's on you.
482
00:19:44,055 --> 00:19:47,356
I was just about to poke out my own eyes.
483
00:19:53,518 --> 00:19:55,852
Mike Baxter here for Outdoor Man.
484
00:19:55,887 --> 00:19:57,620
Not him... me.
485
00:19:57,655 --> 00:19:59,655
You know, when George Mallory was asked
486
00:19:59,691 --> 00:20:01,591
why he wanted to climb Mount Everest,
487
00:20:01,626 --> 00:20:04,193
he said, "because it's there."
488
00:20:04,229 --> 00:20:06,129
And the reporter must have said,
489
00:20:06,164 --> 00:20:10,733
"thank you, sir, but I-I
have a whole column to fill."
490
00:20:10,769 --> 00:20:14,604
Whether it's a mountain or outer
space or a job promotion,
491
00:20:14,639 --> 00:20:17,440
our human spirit has always
pushed us towards greatness.
492
00:20:17,475 --> 00:20:20,209
It's why we have air travel, the Internet,
493
00:20:20,245 --> 00:20:23,579
and in Cawker, Kansas, an
18,000-pound ball of twine.
494
00:20:23,615 --> 00:20:25,748
(Chuckles) Take that, China.
495
00:20:25,784 --> 00:20:27,016
Wow.
496
00:20:27,051 --> 00:20:29,352
We want to teach our kids to go for it,
497
00:20:29,387 --> 00:20:31,687
but too much ambition can be dangerous.
498
00:20:31,723 --> 00:20:33,689
Just ask George Mallory's widow.
499
00:20:33,725 --> 00:20:35,625
The tough balance for any parent
500
00:20:35,660 --> 00:20:38,094
is providing a harness
to keep our kids safe
501
00:20:38,129 --> 00:20:40,596
without taking away the
victory of the climb.
502
00:20:40,632 --> 00:20:42,131
Now, all we can do as parents
503
00:20:42,167 --> 00:20:45,067
is give them enough information
to make smart decisions
504
00:20:45,103 --> 00:20:47,170
and outfit them in the same equipment
505
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that this handsome stud uses.
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"Mike Baxter: Rogue Nation".
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Like Tom Cruise, I do all my own stunts.
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I use Outdoor Man climbing gear.
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Works for me, it'll work for your family.
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If it doesn't, we also sell some
pretty amazing first aid kits.
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