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"Last Man Standing" is recorded
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in front of a live studio audience.
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Hey. Oh, hey, kids.
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Hi, mama. Is Boyd ready?
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Uh, no, no, no.
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They're not back yet from the ice show.
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So, big, bad Mike Baxter
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likes to watch himself some ice dancing.
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Not exactly.
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See, Aladdin lost a thumb one year,
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so Mike keeps hoping for a repeat.
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I just hope Boyd's able
to sit still for him.
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He keeps getting into trouble at school.
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Last Friday, Miss Snyder sent
him to the school counselor.
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Oh, honey, I wouldn't worry.
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Boyd's a pretty high-spirited kid.
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The counselor wants us
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to take him to a child psychiatrist.
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Well, see that?
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If they were really worried,
they'd want him to see an adult.
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Mom, this is no joke, okay?
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The other day, Boyd threw a stick.
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Of dynamite?
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It might as well have been,
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the way his teacher overreacted.
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Yeah. Miss Snyder is
sending us e-mails every day.
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- All caps, bold, exclamation points.
- Oh.
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I swear, if she had this
much passion in the classroom,
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she could hold Boyd's attention.
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The hockey game was awesome!
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Wh... hockey? What? Daddy, I th...
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Honey, I thought you were
taking him to the ice show.
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NHL... greatest show on ice.
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It had a little bit of everything, too...
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a fight in the first period,
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a goalie fight in the second period,
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and an all-out brawl
in the row ahead of us.
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I picked up a tooth.
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You what?
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I made him give it back to the lady.
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Mike, we have talked
about this so many times.
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We don't like exposing
Boyd to that much violence.
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It was a sporting event.
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I didn't expect a bloodbath.
That was just like a bonus.
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- Checked you!
- Ohh! Ow!
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Boyd, cut it out.
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Make me. You want to go?
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Oh, I'll go.
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Go, go, go! Get him! Get him!
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All right, all right, all right,
that's it... five for fighting.
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Hey, hey, where are you in there?
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You know what the penalty
is at grandma's house?
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A cookie!
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Yay!
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Uh, I was fighting, too. Where's my cookie?
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Where's your grandma?
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Thanks for your help, dad.
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We are actually trying
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to tamp down Boyd's aggressiveness.
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Yeah, the counselor at school
wants him to see a psychiatrist.
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Really?
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Well, we don't think it hurts for him
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to talk his feelings out with somebody.
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He's 6.
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After he explains why he
doesn't like lima beans,
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what are they gonna fill up
the rest of the hour with?
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His bad first marriage?
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- synced and corrected by chamallow -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Okay. Describe the
internecine social forces
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which led to the rise of the Nazi party.
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Ooh. The party... right.
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I have to text Rachel back and tell her
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I can't make it to her party.
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She's gonna be, like, Nazi mad.
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- Mandy.
- Yeah?
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Put your phone down.
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We've been studying for more than an hour,
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and you haven't answered
one of these questions.
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That's not true.
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I answered Julie's very
challenging question
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about what shoes to wear.
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You're texting right now, aren't you?
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What?
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I can see you spelling
things out with your lips.
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All right.
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You're right.
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If I want to make it
into the fashion program,
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I got to do really well on my finals,
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so... take my phone.
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- Your phone?
- Yep.
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- Seriously?
- Mm-hmm.
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Wow! It's like you're giving me your baby.
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A baby you've dropped on the ground a lot.
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And no matter what I say,
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don't give it back to me
until after my finals are done.
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- [Cellphone chimes]
- Give it back to me.
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Whatever it is, I'll
take care of it for you.
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- But what if it's important?
- [Chuckles]
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It's just a picture of a kitty in a basket.
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Wait, no. Whose kitty? Which basket?!
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I need to know!
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- And powered down.
- No.
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[Whimpers] Ooh.
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[Laughing]
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This is okay. This is great.
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This is good. It's really, really good.
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Because, like, now I can just...
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[Breathes deeply]
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I can pay attention, you know?
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[Breathes deeply]
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When did you grow that beard?
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All right, good. Mike's home.
At least he'll agree with me.
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I disagree.
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Kristin wants her grandson to be on drugs.
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What? Whoa. Not drugs, okay?
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Medicine, prescribed by a doctor.
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They took Boyd to see that psychiatrist,
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and he diagnosed him with ADHD.
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Of course he did.
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They don't get rich by going,
"your kid's fine. Take him home."
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Listen, Boyd's been getting
harder and harder to deal with,
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and the doctor thinks
that these could help.
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But, Kris, this is a
serious narcotic, okay?
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I... it's speed!
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I know truck drivers who use this
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so they can drive across the country
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without ever having to blink.
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Yeah, but for ADHD kids,
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this medicine actually
calms them down, okay?
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Dr. Frye just wants Boyd
to try it for a few days
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and see if there's any improvement.
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Well, what exactly needs
to be improved about Boyd?
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He doesn't listen, he talks
out of turn, he's rebellious,
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- he runs around like crazy at recess.
- Wait a minute, wait a minute.
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She's right. I've heard about this.
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What is it? What's it called?
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Oh. Oh, yeah. Being a boy.
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It affects almost half the population,
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and if... if... if you leave it untreated,
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they grow into, what... men?
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And they create civilizations!
I've heard of this!
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And blow them up.
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And then rebuild them.
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We need projects.
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This is just lazy teachers
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- just trying to drug the boy out of our boy.
- Exactly.
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And, then, meanwhile,
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qualities that are more inherently female
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get rewarded and praised in the classroom.
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You mean like listening and cooperating?
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Yeah, crap like that.
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Okay, I, for one, wouldn't mind a world
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where female qualities prevailed.
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- Oh, here we go.
- Yeah, no, hear, hear!
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- Here we go. Here...
- For one thing, there would be no war.
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- T... there'd be nothing worth fighting over!
- Oh, stop it.
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You guys would've never invented anything
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- except spanx and a telephone.
- What?
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And sit around "hey, you should
see my ass in these. Uh-huh."
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I just think there have to be alternatives
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to pumping Boyd's young
brain full of chemicals.
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I... I mean, honestly, I'd
be glad to do some research.
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Or we could just do what the
doctor recommended that we do.
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Honey, now, technically, I'm a doctor, too.
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- You have a PhD in geology, mom, okay?
- Yeah.
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- I'll call you when my rock gets the flu.
- Oh, come on.
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Ladies, ladies, ladies.
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What happened to listening and cooperation?
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Honey, what your mom is
saying isn't unreasonable.
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Let's just put these aside
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and explore some other alternatives.
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All right, fine. All right.
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But I'm giving miss
Snyder your e-mail address.
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Maybe your mom can find something
to calm down Boyd a little bit.
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- I want to try.
- Or do what my grandma used to do to calm us down.
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"Just give the boy some rye toast
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and just pray for a good B.M."
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Morning. Morning, honey.
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Grandma's letting me have coffee.
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Does that mean I get a beer?
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- Okay, grandpa.
- No, no, no. Come here, honey.
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No, no, no. No. No, Boyd,
grandpa's not having beer.
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No. You be a good boy...
finish your coffee.
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Otherwise you won't get your cigarette.
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Listen, I did some research,
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and caffeine has been proven
to calm down hyperactive kids.
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Where'd you read that? On a Starbucks cup?
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I'm also getting rid of all
this junk food we buy for Boyd...
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anything with sugar, artificial
color, preservatives...
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Those are my pop tarts.
Why am I being punished?
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I'm not the Spaz.
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Grandpa, can you top me off?
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No, no, no. That's enough.
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What, no free refills? What's this, Europe?
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Come on, let's go do yoga! Yay!
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No more coffee?
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Well, anyway, I don't even need it.
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Ever since Kyle took my phone away,
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I have, like, this laser focus.
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They say that people only
use a fifth of their brains,
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but suddenly, I feel like I'm
using a lot more than that,
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like... like a sixth, like a seventh,
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like... like, an entire eighth.
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Honey, when you get to the part
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that understands math, you let me know.
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[Laughs] Hey!
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I got that.
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So, this is warrior 1.
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Where's warrior 2? I'm ready to fight him!
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- Hyah!
- No. Okay, no, no. Oh, no. No, no, no.
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No fighting, no fighting, honey.
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This is fun. Then you take
some deep breaths, okay?
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And stand perfectly still.
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Just... [Breathes deeply]
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And get your butt kicked by warrior 2.
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No. Come on.
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Oh, hey, hang on, Megan.
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Mr. B., I'm in a bind.
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Mandy's so busy studying right now
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that I'm handling all of her calls,
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but I think that this
one might be important.
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It's not.
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- But you haven't even heard it yet.
- It's not.
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Yeah, but Megan says that Zach and Brittany
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weren't supposed to hook up at the party,
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but after one drink, it was
all, "brown chicken, brown cow!"
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You take that to my daughter
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and you are so fired...
right now.
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Got it.
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- Hey.
- Good morning.
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- Morning.
- When you were a kid, did you ever drink coffee?
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We were too poor. Couldn't
afford a coffee maker.
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We just chewed the beans
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and poured the hot water in our mouths.
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Same way we made pasta.
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Vanessa's giving my grandson
a little bit of coffee.
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She thinks it's gonna help with that ADHD.
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See, when I was a kid, we didn't have
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these... these fancy new designer diseases.
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We stuck to the classics...
chicken pox, mumps, measles.
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Anything else, we didn't
want to hear about it.
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I may have had dengue
fever the whole sixth grade.
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I still ran track.
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When did peanuts, mold, and
gluten become so dangerous?
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- I don't know.
- I mean, Iran doesn't need a nuclear weapon.
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They could take out half the
United States with a jar of skippy.
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All Boyd needs is to... to get outside more
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and... and play like... like we used to.
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We didn't have a ride to school.
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We walked the 5 miles, no
matter what the weather.
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And if there was a tornado,
we just got there faster.
253
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By the time we arrived,
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we were too exhausted
to torture the teacher.
255
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- Uh-huh.
- All Boyd needs is to work off that extra energy.
256
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He should be run like a sled dog.
257
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In the winter, for exercise,
258
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my mother would tape us
into a cardboard box, right?
259
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Ring the dinner bell
260
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and we'd have to punch our way out
261
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if we wanted to eat.
262
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- He's penned up. That's it.
- Mm-hmm.
263
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He's trapped. He's penned
up at the apartment.
264
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He's penned up all day at school.
265
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The kid's basically veal.
266
00:10:24,322 --> 00:10:27,824
Mike, what... what the heck are you doing?
267
00:10:27,842 --> 00:10:31,128
- Have you seen the movie "Field of dreams"?
- No.
268
00:10:31,162 --> 00:10:33,964
Well, go watch it while
I build my hockey rink.
269
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All right, score it.
270
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Slap that biscuit between the pipes!
271
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Hey! Hey, come on!
272
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That was slashing.
273
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Go back to the penalty box.
274
00:10:52,565 --> 00:10:54,182
I've been to the box
like three times already,
275
00:10:54,216 --> 00:10:55,383
not a drop of blood on the ice.
276
00:10:55,401 --> 00:10:57,052
What kind of outfit are
you running here, dad?
277
00:10:57,070 --> 00:10:59,387
Sit out. All right, penalty shot.
278
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You get a free shot. I
want you to charge the net.
279
00:11:01,557 --> 00:11:03,775
Let's go. Come at me. Come on! Shoot it!
280
00:11:03,826 --> 00:11:05,243
Yay!
281
00:11:05,278 --> 00:11:06,945
Hooray for Boyd!
282
00:11:06,996 --> 00:11:09,831
That's not bad for just
doing this a week, kid.
283
00:11:09,866 --> 00:11:12,567
That's 'cause the goalie's a sieve!
284
00:11:12,585 --> 00:11:14,753
Power play's over. I'm out, people.
285
00:11:14,787 --> 00:11:15,921
All right!
286
00:11:15,955 --> 00:11:18,924
Now I get to score on Eve
287
00:11:18,958 --> 00:11:20,592
That's a fat chance, little man,
288
00:11:20,626 --> 00:11:22,711
'cause only the lord saves more than I do.
289
00:11:22,745 --> 00:11:25,047
- Bring it.
- Okay, go for the five hole, five hole!
290
00:11:25,081 --> 00:11:27,265
Thanks, grandpa. What's the five hole?
291
00:11:28,267 --> 00:11:29,968
Just shoot the puck.
292
00:11:30,019 --> 00:11:32,971
Oh-ho! Look at that.
293
00:11:33,022 --> 00:11:35,791
There's only seven things on
earth you can see from space,
294
00:11:35,825 --> 00:11:37,926
and one of them is the great wall of Eve.
295
00:11:39,862 --> 00:11:43,882
Honey, you really think this
is gonna help calm Boyd down?
296
00:11:43,916 --> 00:11:48,453
Probably not as much
as a big mug of coffee.
297
00:11:48,488 --> 00:11:51,740
I guess I just don't understand
little boys very much.
298
00:11:51,774 --> 00:11:53,625
Never had one of my own.
299
00:11:53,659 --> 00:11:54,993
Closest was Eve.
300
00:11:55,044 --> 00:11:56,661
That's rough.
301
00:11:56,712 --> 00:11:58,613
Why don't you bring the
smack talk out here, lady?
302
00:11:58,631 --> 00:12:00,415
Bring it!
303
00:12:02,919 --> 00:12:05,787
Guess what... guess who
totally crushed finals!
304
00:12:05,805 --> 00:12:07,923
- Oh, my God!
- Wow!
305
00:12:07,957 --> 00:12:10,125
Hopefully the kid you copied off of.
306
00:12:10,143 --> 00:12:13,461
Four B's, one A-minus...
pretty much straight A's!
307
00:12:13,479 --> 00:12:15,764
Aw, honey, we are so proud of you.
308
00:12:15,798 --> 00:12:16,932
Thank you! I know.
309
00:12:16,966 --> 00:12:19,101
I've never gotten a vowel
on a report card before.
310
00:12:19,135 --> 00:12:20,652
This is amazing. Thank you.
311
00:12:20,686 --> 00:12:22,854
- I'm so proud of you.
- Thank you very much.
312
00:12:22,905 --> 00:12:24,856
Suck it, haters!
313
00:12:24,907 --> 00:12:26,441
Great, Mike.
314
00:12:26,475 --> 00:12:27,576
I go on a run for four days,
315
00:12:27,610 --> 00:12:29,327
and while I'm gone, you're
teaching Boyd hockey.
316
00:12:29,362 --> 00:12:32,981
I just wanted a winter activity
to burn off a little energy.
317
00:12:32,999 --> 00:12:34,366
We tried pair skating,
318
00:12:34,417 --> 00:12:36,418
but the little tyke just
couldn't hold me over his head.
319
00:12:38,871 --> 00:12:41,540
Really wish you'd ask me, Mike.
320
00:12:41,591 --> 00:12:42,874
- I'm Canadian, okay?
- I know.
321
00:12:42,925 --> 00:12:43,992
I love hockey.
322
00:12:44,010 --> 00:12:45,093
You know, but growing up,
323
00:12:45,128 --> 00:12:46,761
I learned more of the European style.
324
00:12:46,796 --> 00:12:48,713
It was graceful skating and teamwork.
325
00:12:48,764 --> 00:12:50,015
There was no body checking.
326
00:12:50,049 --> 00:12:51,833
So, basically, ice capades.
327
00:12:51,851 --> 00:12:53,835
Why does America always have to
328
00:12:53,853 --> 00:12:56,388
take something elegant and make it violent?
329
00:12:56,439 --> 00:12:57,722
Soccer becomes the NFL.
330
00:12:57,773 --> 00:13:00,642
Tai chi becomes the ultimate
fighting championship.
331
00:13:00,676 --> 00:13:04,362
We take boring things,
and we make them fun.
332
00:13:04,397 --> 00:13:06,148
I was skeptical at first, too, Ryan,
333
00:13:06,182 --> 00:13:08,200
but I think it's doing
Boyd a world of good.
334
00:13:08,234 --> 00:13:11,369
Yeah, you might be right.
Can't argue with your results.
335
00:13:11,404 --> 00:13:14,689
Wow. It makes me uncomfortable
when you agree with me.
336
00:13:14,707 --> 00:13:16,791
Miss Snyder has said she's
seen definite improvement.
337
00:13:16,826 --> 00:13:18,793
I'm not sure it's what
you've been doing, Vanessa,
338
00:13:18,828 --> 00:13:19,911
or the hockey, but...
339
00:13:19,962 --> 00:13:22,264
- It's the hockey.
- No, no, I...
340
00:13:22,298 --> 00:13:25,133
I think our rhythmic drumming
has been a factor, too.
341
00:13:26,368 --> 00:13:28,837
It's the hockey.
342
00:13:28,871 --> 00:13:30,505
Either way, it's great news.
343
00:13:30,539 --> 00:13:32,007
Yeah, it is great news.
344
00:13:32,041 --> 00:13:33,842
All right, well, if
Boyd's gonna learn hockey,
345
00:13:33,876 --> 00:13:35,944
I better get out there and
teach him some of my moves.
346
00:13:35,978 --> 00:13:37,729
How about this move? How to stop.
347
00:13:38,981 --> 00:13:42,067
I guess we can get rid of these, huh?
348
00:13:42,101 --> 00:13:43,885
Oh, Mike.
349
00:13:43,903 --> 00:13:47,055
- A bunch of these pills are missing.
- Yeah?
350
00:13:47,073 --> 00:13:50,559
You don't think Kristin's been
giving them to Boyd, do you?
351
00:13:50,593 --> 00:13:52,043
I guess...
352
00:13:52,078 --> 00:13:54,395
that might explain why
he's improved so quickly.
353
00:13:54,413 --> 00:13:56,748
I think there might be
something else going on here.
354
00:13:56,782 --> 00:13:59,284
Mandy, can you come down here a minute?
355
00:13:59,335 --> 00:14:01,203
Mandy: Yeah, just a second.
356
00:14:01,237 --> 00:14:04,589
I hope I'm wrong, but
what are the odds of that?
357
00:14:04,624 --> 00:14:06,424
Hey. What's up?
358
00:14:06,459 --> 00:14:07,842
I just want to talk about your grades.
359
00:14:07,877 --> 00:14:08,960
Oh, okay. I'm sorry.
360
00:14:09,011 --> 00:14:10,912
I'll try to do better next semes...
361
00:14:10,930 --> 00:14:13,181
No, hold up. That is old Mandy.
362
00:14:13,216 --> 00:14:15,300
I'm smart now.
363
00:14:15,351 --> 00:14:18,970
Okay. Let's talk Range Rovers.
364
00:14:19,021 --> 00:14:20,388
Listen, honey, your mom and I
365
00:14:20,422 --> 00:14:21,923
really are proud of these grades.
366
00:14:21,941 --> 00:14:24,025
I just want to make sure
that you didn't do this
367
00:14:24,060 --> 00:14:26,444
with a little help from some of these.
368
00:14:26,479 --> 00:14:29,831
Are you serious?
369
00:14:29,865 --> 00:14:31,766
Oh, my God.
370
00:14:31,801 --> 00:14:34,653
Studying for those finals
was, like, the hardest thing
371
00:14:34,704 --> 00:14:36,604
I've ever done in my entire life,
372
00:14:36,622 --> 00:14:38,606
and you guys don't think I
could've done that on my own.
373
00:14:38,624 --> 00:14:40,742
- Mom?
- Yeah, I don't... I don't know, honey.
374
00:14:40,776 --> 00:14:43,662
I mean, you've never gotten
grades like that before, and...
375
00:14:43,713 --> 00:14:45,747
You do have a history.
376
00:14:45,781 --> 00:14:47,782
Yeah, and I got a B-plus in it.
377
00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:53,471
Honestly, this really, really hurts.
378
00:14:53,506 --> 00:14:55,623
You guys have no faith in me.
379
00:14:55,641 --> 00:14:56,925
Okay, all right. You know what?
380
00:14:56,959 --> 00:14:58,810
- We're sorry we accused you, okay?
- Thank you.
381
00:14:58,844 --> 00:15:00,078
Okay. All right. Mike, right?
382
00:15:01,797 --> 00:15:03,732
Mike?
383
00:15:05,534 --> 00:15:07,269
What?
384
00:15:08,988 --> 00:15:11,740
Yes, it's true.
385
00:15:11,774 --> 00:15:13,525
A lot of other students
386
00:15:13,576 --> 00:15:17,329
will use ADHD meds to help
them study or take tests,
387
00:15:17,363 --> 00:15:19,531
but I wouldn't, personally.
388
00:15:19,582 --> 00:15:22,150
I just wouldn't.
389
00:15:24,837 --> 00:15:26,705
But it would only be fair if I did,
390
00:15:26,756 --> 00:15:27,872
because if you don't,
391
00:15:27,923 --> 00:15:29,991
you're basically at a huge disadvantage.
392
00:15:32,750 --> 00:15:34,251
And even if I had taken them,
393
00:15:34,285 --> 00:15:37,420
how would that be any different
than energy drinks or coffee?
394
00:15:37,454 --> 00:15:38,955
But I didn't take them.
395
00:15:40,675 --> 00:15:42,792
Okay, I took them.
396
00:15:43,961 --> 00:15:47,797
But it's your fault for
putting so much pressure on me.
397
00:15:47,832 --> 00:15:50,083
I hate being right.
398
00:15:50,117 --> 00:15:51,234
No, you don't.
399
00:15:53,771 --> 00:15:55,021
You're right about that.
400
00:16:02,953 --> 00:16:05,270
Hey, thanks for nothing, Kyle.
401
00:16:05,288 --> 00:16:06,438
You're welcome, sir.
402
00:16:06,456 --> 00:16:08,624
And there's more where that came from.
403
00:16:08,658 --> 00:16:11,627
I'm talking about Mandy popping pills.
404
00:16:11,661 --> 00:16:14,497
I swear, I had no idea
until she told me last night.
405
00:16:14,548 --> 00:16:16,582
You didn't notice that she
was behaving differently?
406
00:16:16,616 --> 00:16:19,251
No, all she's been doing
is studying really hard.
407
00:16:22,672 --> 00:16:24,473
Oh, my God.
408
00:16:24,508 --> 00:16:26,175
It was right there in front of me.
409
00:16:26,209 --> 00:16:27,626
How could I have missed it?
410
00:16:27,644 --> 00:16:30,145
Mike, come here. You're gonna love this.
411
00:16:34,651 --> 00:16:36,802
I don't want to love that.
412
00:16:36,820 --> 00:16:38,621
No.
413
00:16:38,655 --> 00:16:40,973
Salesman just dropped her off.
414
00:16:40,991 --> 00:16:42,441
Wants the store to carry it.
415
00:16:42,475 --> 00:16:43,742
Want me to shut the blinds
416
00:16:43,777 --> 00:16:45,344
and give you two a little privacy?
417
00:16:47,330 --> 00:16:50,583
He says it's the latest in
must-have hunting gear, right?
418
00:16:50,617 --> 00:16:52,985
An anatomically correct doe.
419
00:16:53,003 --> 00:16:55,120
She attracts the buck so you can shoot him.
420
00:16:55,155 --> 00:16:58,374
So, a doe ho.
421
00:16:58,425 --> 00:17:00,559
They call her the "yes deer."
422
00:17:00,594 --> 00:17:02,878
It's actually very compassionate.
423
00:17:02,913 --> 00:17:05,881
Buck goes out with a smile on his face.
424
00:17:05,916 --> 00:17:08,000
Supposedly makes the meat more tender.
425
00:17:08,018 --> 00:17:09,635
What's the sport in this?
426
00:17:09,669 --> 00:17:11,854
What's next? We sell little deer downers?
427
00:17:11,888 --> 00:17:13,022
Get them so depressed
428
00:17:13,056 --> 00:17:15,574
they just stop by the
camp and shoot themselves?
429
00:17:15,609 --> 00:17:18,611
Look, not everybody's as
expert a hunter as you and me.
430
00:17:18,645 --> 00:17:21,814
Some people just like to sit
in their heated camping chair,
431
00:17:21,848 --> 00:17:26,201
enjoy the show, and then
shoot the leading man.
432
00:17:26,236 --> 00:17:27,703
It's a short cut.
433
00:17:27,737 --> 00:17:31,473
It's like Mandy taking those
ADHD meds just to pass a test.
434
00:17:31,508 --> 00:17:33,742
If that's the only drug
she's doing in college,
435
00:17:33,793 --> 00:17:35,661
you should consider yourself lucky.
436
00:17:35,695 --> 00:17:39,048
When I was her age, I popped
a pill in San Francisco,
437
00:17:39,082 --> 00:17:41,884
wound up naked in a meat locker in Chicago.
438
00:17:41,918 --> 00:17:45,571
You know, people say you
should write a book, um...
439
00:17:45,605 --> 00:17:48,257
- Don't do it.
- Okay.
440
00:17:48,308 --> 00:17:50,643
It's cheating. That's how I look at it.
441
00:17:50,677 --> 00:17:53,211
Mandy taking those ADHD meds to pass a test
442
00:17:53,229 --> 00:17:55,213
is just like the athletes
taking steroids. It's cheating.
443
00:17:55,231 --> 00:17:56,599
Mike, Mike, these guys like
444
00:17:56,650 --> 00:17:58,434
Jose Canseco and Lance Armstrong,
445
00:17:58,485 --> 00:18:00,052
- they were great before they started juicing.
- So what?
446
00:18:00,070 --> 00:18:01,386
- They still...
- It was against the law.
447
00:18:01,404 --> 00:18:02,888
The drugs just enhanced
their God-given ability.
448
00:18:02,906 --> 00:18:04,205
Yeah, but Mandy was never as good a student
449
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:06,525
as Canseco was on the ball field.
450
00:18:06,559 --> 00:18:10,245
Hell, she was never as good
a student as he was a student.
451
00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:11,747
Right, right.
452
00:18:11,781 --> 00:18:13,866
Right, but she took the meds,
and she's doing better now.
453
00:18:13,900 --> 00:18:15,567
She's actually doing really good.
454
00:18:15,585 --> 00:18:19,421
Well, maybe she does have
this... this AARP thing.
455
00:18:20,757 --> 00:18:23,425
If you take pills and you're
not sick, then that's cheating.
456
00:18:23,460 --> 00:18:25,878
If you take pills and you
need them, that's medicine.
457
00:18:25,912 --> 00:18:27,730
- I guess.
- Yeah. All right, so...
458
00:18:27,764 --> 00:18:29,932
all right, so, what do
you think, Mike, huh?
459
00:18:29,966 --> 00:18:31,600
Do we keep this? Huh?
460
00:18:31,635 --> 00:18:34,603
Take it downstairs and introduce
it to the stuffed otter.
461
00:18:34,638 --> 00:18:36,772
We'll see what happens.
462
00:18:40,894 --> 00:18:42,444
Ryan: Okay, Boyd, share the puck.
463
00:18:42,479 --> 00:18:43,979
Remember, we're finesse players.
464
00:18:44,030 --> 00:18:45,064
No dump and grind here.
465
00:18:45,098 --> 00:18:47,116
Oh, there it is. Here it goes! One time!
466
00:18:47,150 --> 00:18:48,534
Oh, yeah!
467
00:18:48,568 --> 00:18:51,286
The Ryan-ator's still got it. Ooh!
468
00:18:51,321 --> 00:18:54,707
Okay, that's a penalty...
dancing like a white guy.
469
00:18:55,959 --> 00:18:58,276
Into the box, Ryan-ator.
470
00:18:58,294 --> 00:19:00,245
You know, I got to admit,
471
00:19:00,279 --> 00:19:02,297
this is working out pretty great.
472
00:19:02,332 --> 00:19:04,633
No more e-mails from Boyd's teacher,
473
00:19:04,668 --> 00:19:06,785
I get to date a hockey player...
474
00:19:06,803 --> 00:19:10,622
Ugh. Keep it in your pants, puck bunny.
475
00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:13,342
Well, I'm off to Kyle's to
study, but don't worry...
476
00:19:13,393 --> 00:19:14,843
I will try not to learn anything
477
00:19:14,894 --> 00:19:16,512
so you guys don't think I'm on drugs.
478
00:19:16,563 --> 00:19:18,347
Mandy, honey, come here a minute.
479
00:19:18,398 --> 00:19:19,682
What you did was serious...
480
00:19:19,733 --> 00:19:22,151
you took pills that were
not prescribed for you.
481
00:19:22,185 --> 00:19:23,419
You could end up
482
00:19:23,453 --> 00:19:26,138
in a meat locker in Chicago, naked.
483
00:19:26,172 --> 00:19:27,639
Oh.
484
00:19:27,657 --> 00:19:29,808
Okay. I know.
485
00:19:29,826 --> 00:19:31,326
I'm sorry, all right?
486
00:19:31,361 --> 00:19:35,080
Just it felt really good to
do well on a test for once.
487
00:19:35,115 --> 00:19:37,750
Other people were trying to copy off of me.
488
00:19:37,784 --> 00:19:39,585
You know, I got to be the jerk doing this.
489
00:19:39,619 --> 00:19:42,204
Like, "oh." [Chuckles]
490
00:19:42,255 --> 00:19:44,873
"Oh, man, it's so easy."
491
00:19:44,924 --> 00:19:49,294
Honey, your father and I always
knew you could be that jerk.
492
00:19:49,328 --> 00:19:52,131
Thanks, mom.
493
00:19:52,165 --> 00:19:55,300
You know, honey, we're
really proud of what you did,
494
00:19:55,334 --> 00:19:58,670
but your mom and I think
you actually may have ADH...
495
00:19:58,688 --> 00:20:01,190
Hey, have we always had
an ice rink in the yard?
496
00:20:06,679 --> 00:20:08,480
D.
497
00:20:08,514 --> 00:20:11,734
Uh, Mandy, you know, honey, we...
498
00:20:11,785 --> 00:20:14,036
we could take you to a
doctor to be evaluated,
499
00:20:14,070 --> 00:20:15,954
and... and if he thinks you have it,
500
00:20:15,989 --> 00:20:17,573
you could get your own prescription.
501
00:20:17,624 --> 00:20:20,042
No, the rink is definitely new.
502
00:20:20,076 --> 00:20:22,044
It wasn't here last summer.
503
00:20:22,078 --> 00:20:24,747
You guys!
504
00:20:25,765 --> 00:20:27,800
Maybe the doctor's open late.
505
00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:34,616
Dinner's ready!
506
00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:36,151
Honey, where's Boyd?
507
00:20:36,202 --> 00:20:38,903
In the living room, working
up a little appetite.
508
00:20:38,937 --> 00:20:40,872
Boyd: Be there in a second!
509
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:44,542
Save some Mac and cheese for me!
510
00:20:49,114 --> 00:20:50,632
Boyd.
511
00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:52,250
Hey, hey, hey!
512
00:20:52,284 --> 00:20:54,335
Try to punch the weak spot... the corners.
513
00:20:54,386 --> 00:20:56,137
Go for the corners. Short punches.
514
00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:57,472
Come on!
515
00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:04,729
Grandpa, I think I'm running out of air.
516
00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:07,365
Well, there's plenty of
air out here. Keep punching!
517
00:21:11,570 --> 00:21:18,570
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