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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:23,969 --> 00:00:25,344 [MAN SPEAKING OVER RADIO] 2 00:00:25,554 --> 00:00:29,883 --issued a series of clarifications of several of the president's statements... 3 00:00:30,058 --> 00:00:33,225 ...at his nationally televised news conference last night. 4 00:00:33,395 --> 00:00:36,230 In addition to responding to an abortion question... 5 00:00:36,398 --> 00:00:38,770 ... with a three-minute answer about taxes... 6 00:00:38,942 --> 00:00:42,442 ...and confusing his attorney general with his chief of staff... 7 00:00:43,822 --> 00:00:46,230 ... the president forgot Hawaii is a state... 8 00:00:46,408 --> 00:00:50,786 ...referring to it as "one of our strongest allies in the Pacific." 9 00:00:50,955 --> 00:00:53,280 A spokesman explained that the president... 10 00:00:53,457 --> 00:00:57,586 ...had been thrown off by the intensity of the previous question. 11 00:00:57,753 --> 00:01:02,083 And finally, FBI agents have arrested Air Force Sgt. Michael Prescott... 12 00:01:02,258 --> 00:01:06,920 ...in connection with a plot to sell weapon secrets to a foreign government. 13 00:01:07,096 --> 00:01:11,509 Prescott was arrested last night in a Staten Island supermarket. 14 00:01:11,685 --> 00:01:15,018 In weather, the city remains in the grip of a cold spell. 15 00:01:15,188 --> 00:01:18,391 Central Park temperature dropped to 36 degrees overnight. 16 00:01:18,567 --> 00:01:23,692 The current midtown temperature at 6:59 is a brisk 39 degrees. 17 00:01:23,864 --> 00:01:25,856 Next news and weather again at 8:00. 18 00:01:26,033 --> 00:01:30,695 Now back to the hits on New York's "more music" station. 19 00:01:30,913 --> 00:01:32,989 [POP MUSIC PLAYING ] 20 00:01:56,147 --> 00:01:58,140 How about some heat? 21 00:01:58,316 --> 00:02:00,985 I'm not an Eskimo. 22 00:02:46,491 --> 00:02:50,820 Hey, Mr. Finzi, how you doing, man? Looking good! Looking good. 23 00:02:50,995 --> 00:02:53,996 -Gotcha! -Gotcha. All right. 24 00:02:55,291 --> 00:02:58,328 MAN: Miss Terry, good morning. -Good morning. 25 00:02:58,503 --> 00:03:01,872 -How you doing? I want a tulip. -Tulip. 26 00:04:02,194 --> 00:04:04,187 MAN: Morning. 27 00:04:05,197 --> 00:04:06,988 Good morning. 28 00:04:07,157 --> 00:04:08,616 Morning, Terry. 29 00:04:08,784 --> 00:04:14,704 Larry, Larry, Larry! You get any closer, honey, you're gonna be a father. 30 00:04:15,124 --> 00:04:16,832 You dog. 31 00:04:17,001 --> 00:04:18,032 LARRY: Dog's job. 32 00:04:18,210 --> 00:04:20,536 Welcome to the boredom capital of the world. 33 00:04:22,131 --> 00:04:23,958 -Morning, Mr. Page. -Morning, Fred. 34 00:04:24,133 --> 00:04:28,676 Good morning, Mr. Page. Looking good. Nice suit. 35 00:04:30,598 --> 00:04:31,879 I don't get it. 36 00:04:32,433 --> 00:04:34,556 God! 37 00:04:35,103 --> 00:04:38,803 Forty goddamn people in the office, the man's gotta pick on me. 38 00:04:38,982 --> 00:04:40,262 Can't even say good morning. 39 00:04:40,442 --> 00:04:41,687 -Good morning. -Good morning. 40 00:04:41,860 --> 00:04:46,522 -So did you sleep well last night? -Yeah, aside from freezing my ass off. 41 00:04:46,698 --> 00:04:49,818 -I didn't. -Really? Again? 42 00:04:50,952 --> 00:04:53,657 -Okay, give. -A very nice man. 43 00:04:53,830 --> 00:04:58,409 His name was Richard.... Something Italian. Anyway, he used to be a doctor. 44 00:04:58,585 --> 00:05:00,744 Still would be if he had smarter lawyers. 45 00:05:00,921 --> 00:05:05,464 Richard-something-ltalian? Monday, it was Nick-something-Greek. 46 00:05:05,634 --> 00:05:09,549 I liked him very much, but you have to set high goals for yourself. 47 00:05:09,722 --> 00:05:13,720 -Let's face it, he was no ex-doctor. -Ex-doctors do not grow on trees. 48 00:05:13,893 --> 00:05:16,728 -Hi, Karen. -Oh, thanks for fixing my monitor. 49 00:05:17,021 --> 00:05:20,971 You can make fun of me all you like, but at least I am out there... 50 00:05:21,150 --> 00:05:24,934 ...I'm making an effort. You won't meet anybody by sitting home.... 51 00:05:25,113 --> 00:05:26,607 -Morning ladies. -Dougie! 52 00:05:26,781 --> 00:05:27,812 -Terry! -Dougie! 53 00:05:27,991 --> 00:05:29,022 -Terry! -Hey! 54 00:05:30,034 --> 00:05:33,984 Hey, ready to saddle up, ride the wild software? 55 00:05:34,164 --> 00:05:37,165 Hey, Cynthia. You know that guy you were with at Cole's last night? 56 00:05:37,334 --> 00:05:40,750 -Yeah. -I saw him on 60 Minutes doing this: 57 00:05:40,921 --> 00:05:42,997 "No pictures, no comments. " 58 00:05:43,173 --> 00:05:44,833 Doug, that's so amusing. 59 00:05:45,008 --> 00:05:49,089 -Why do you do this to her? -He knows it drives me up the wall. 60 00:05:49,263 --> 00:05:51,136 I do it because you fall for it. 61 00:05:51,306 --> 00:05:54,676 He's shopping at Walgreens. He's got his Brut collection. 62 00:05:54,852 --> 00:05:58,517 -At least I'm always ready for the ladies. -Hey, man, try some soap. 63 00:05:58,689 --> 00:06:00,931 I did. It got lonely. 64 00:06:01,108 --> 00:06:03,184 Sick. You're sick. Okay. 65 00:06:04,862 --> 00:06:08,397 Confirm transfer to First National. 66 00:06:10,952 --> 00:06:13,028 [SPEAKlNG IN FRENCH] 67 00:06:22,630 --> 00:06:24,125 TERRY: Bonjour, Jean-Claude. 68 00:06:24,299 --> 00:06:26,338 Bonjour, Terry. 69 00:06:26,509 --> 00:06:29,464 Look at this. He says, "Bonjour. What's the skinny?" 70 00:06:29,638 --> 00:06:31,796 Am I teaching him, or am I teaching him? 71 00:06:31,973 --> 00:06:34,132 -"What's the skinny?" -What's the skinny? 72 00:06:34,309 --> 00:06:38,722 -What's the skinny? What's the buzz? -Oh, yeah, I knew what it was. 73 00:06:39,815 --> 00:06:43,895 TERRY: How did everything work out with Paulette? 74 00:06:45,320 --> 00:06:49,864 "Made love all weekend"? God, I gotta meet this guy. 75 00:06:50,034 --> 00:06:53,319 You shouldn't chitchat. You're gonna get in trouble. 76 00:06:53,829 --> 00:06:54,861 Terry! 77 00:06:56,165 --> 00:06:57,825 Terry! 78 00:06:59,210 --> 00:07:01,119 False alarm. 79 00:07:01,295 --> 00:07:05,507 TERRY: I knew it. This is code for, "Terry, come adjust my chair. " 80 00:07:05,675 --> 00:07:09,886 Now, you're gonna have this baby. It's gonna have a head like the monitor. 81 00:07:10,054 --> 00:07:13,673 It's gonna say "Sperry" across the top of it, and you know-- 82 00:07:13,850 --> 00:07:16,008 There she is, Miss Russian Aerobics! 83 00:07:16,227 --> 00:07:18,019 TERRY: Oh, not again. 84 00:07:18,188 --> 00:07:22,435 -This is the third time this week. -Russian TV piped into Terry's monitor. 85 00:07:22,609 --> 00:07:25,693 Every time I turn around, this chick is on my monitor. 86 00:07:26,238 --> 00:07:28,277 CYNTHIA: I hate to see a woman like that. 87 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:29,824 FRED: What a woman. 88 00:07:29,992 --> 00:07:33,408 -Larry, your girlfriend's here. FRED: Don't tell him. He'll defect. 89 00:07:33,579 --> 00:07:36,152 DOUG: Is that a woman? WOMAN: I wish I could do that. 90 00:07:36,331 --> 00:07:39,167 -I'm not gonna watch. -Look at that nick on her leg! 91 00:07:39,335 --> 00:07:41,292 Don't shave with a sickle, baby. 92 00:07:41,462 --> 00:07:43,501 Cut it out. Turn my knobs, please. 93 00:07:43,672 --> 00:07:46,163 FRED: She'd crush bowling balls between those thighs. 94 00:07:46,342 --> 00:07:51,134 -I'm getting seriously aroused here. -The shielding on the I/O port is loose. 95 00:07:51,305 --> 00:07:54,057 -How's that? -I don't know how you know to do that. 96 00:07:54,225 --> 00:07:56,383 It's like an electrical gift. 97 00:07:56,561 --> 00:07:58,470 FRED: I know where all our wheat went. 98 00:07:58,646 --> 00:07:59,677 Aw! 99 00:07:59,856 --> 00:08:02,263 It's almost time for Leave It to Brezhnev. 100 00:08:02,442 --> 00:08:04,434 No, it's time for Gilligan's Gulag. 101 00:08:04,611 --> 00:08:05,939 Terry. 102 00:08:06,112 --> 00:08:08,354 -Mr. Page would like to see you. -Uh-oh. 103 00:08:09,282 --> 00:08:12,900 Well, I'm standing right here. It's not like he could miss me. 104 00:08:13,078 --> 00:08:15,403 MR. PAGE: Miss Doolittle, in my office right now. 105 00:08:15,580 --> 00:08:18,368 CYNTHIA: She fixed it. WOMAN: What's she in trouble for? 106 00:08:18,583 --> 00:08:21,419 I can accept certain of your eccentricities... 107 00:08:21,587 --> 00:08:24,504 ...because you're one of my most productive employees. 108 00:08:24,673 --> 00:08:26,167 Thank you, Mr. Page. 109 00:08:26,341 --> 00:08:28,915 However, these are your printouts for last week. 110 00:08:29,094 --> 00:08:32,261 How would you define your job here, Miss Doolittle? 111 00:08:32,431 --> 00:08:35,005 To transfer funds, accept transfer of funds... 112 00:08:35,184 --> 00:08:37,853 ...between international banking establishments... 113 00:08:38,020 --> 00:08:42,398 ...using the computer so that the transferred funds are easily called upon. 114 00:08:42,566 --> 00:08:44,939 How were you taught to end a transmission? 115 00:08:45,319 --> 00:08:48,985 -I enter the phrase, "end trans." -And yet look here. 116 00:08:49,157 --> 00:08:53,107 Look how you ended your transmission to Mr. Dennis Bramlett... 117 00:08:53,286 --> 00:08:55,444 ...of Barclays Bank of London last week. 118 00:08:55,622 --> 00:09:00,367 "Dennis, will trade you my Springsteen bootleg for your Moot the Hoople. " 119 00:09:00,543 --> 00:09:04,043 Mott the Hoople. He's a Springsteen fan. I entered "end trans. " 120 00:09:04,214 --> 00:09:07,464 And then there's Mr. loto of the Hansu Tokyo Bank. 121 00:09:07,634 --> 00:09:10,421 I believe this is a recipe for a Yankee pot roast. 122 00:09:10,595 --> 00:09:12,921 A man gets tired of raw fish all the time. 123 00:09:13,098 --> 00:09:17,012 And I'm not even going to begin to discuss your advice to Jean-Claude. 124 00:09:17,186 --> 00:09:19,593 Perhaps I should call you Dr. Ruth! 125 00:09:19,980 --> 00:09:24,441 -Mr. Page, I was trying to be friendly. -Computers are not friendly. 126 00:09:24,610 --> 00:09:28,939 -I'm not a computer, Mr. Page. -From 9 to 6, five days a week, you are. 127 00:09:29,115 --> 00:09:33,611 You'll represent this bank professionally, or you will not represent it at all! 128 00:09:33,786 --> 00:09:35,743 End trans? 129 00:09:35,955 --> 00:09:38,031 End trans. 130 00:09:52,389 --> 00:09:56,885 Hi, Fritz. How is the missus? 131 00:10:02,983 --> 00:10:04,940 -Delete, delete... DOUG: Six o'clock! 132 00:10:05,110 --> 00:10:07,897 -...delete, delete, delete, delete.... -Karen! 133 00:10:08,071 --> 00:10:09,981 FRED: Enjoy your party, dreamboat. 134 00:10:10,157 --> 00:10:13,656 -Call us when the baby comes. -Jackie, good luck with your baby. 135 00:10:13,827 --> 00:10:16,235 Fred and I chipped in most for your present. 136 00:10:17,289 --> 00:10:20,409 TERRY: End trans. 137 00:10:23,295 --> 00:10:25,621 JACKIE: Well, I won't miss you. 138 00:10:25,798 --> 00:10:27,672 FRED: Karen, we'll see you later at Cole's. 139 00:10:27,842 --> 00:10:31,258 Could you tell my replacement I ordered another chair? 140 00:10:31,429 --> 00:10:33,920 And it should be in by the end of the month. 141 00:10:34,682 --> 00:10:35,797 Sure. 142 00:10:37,393 --> 00:10:41,308 -Thanks for everything, Terry. -Oh, come on, don't cry. 143 00:10:41,481 --> 00:10:43,224 Come on. 144 00:10:45,110 --> 00:10:48,230 Hey, now, wipe your eyes, huh? Makeup's running. 145 00:10:48,405 --> 00:10:51,359 People gonna think somebody hit you in the eye, girl. 146 00:10:51,533 --> 00:10:54,024 Where's the party, baby? I'm waddling over. 147 00:10:54,202 --> 00:10:55,661 Right behind you. 148 00:10:55,829 --> 00:11:00,242 You waddle on in. I'll be waddling on in myself. 149 00:11:03,879 --> 00:11:05,254 [COMPUTER BEEPS] 150 00:11:11,929 --> 00:11:14,301 CYNTHIA: Speaking of bows.... KAREN: It's beautiful. 151 00:11:14,473 --> 00:11:16,680 She'll know this is a stroller. 152 00:11:16,851 --> 00:11:20,551 Come here, come here. Wait, wait, wait. Look, look. 153 00:11:20,730 --> 00:11:22,141 WOMAN: Heidi, get your present. 154 00:11:22,315 --> 00:11:26,858 -What is that? One of your friends? -No, no. They all know I go down by 6. 155 00:11:27,403 --> 00:11:31,318 I bet it's Mr. Page. He's testing you, yeah. 156 00:11:31,491 --> 00:11:35,489 He sent that message from upstairs. Now he's lurking behind his monitor... 157 00:11:35,662 --> 00:11:37,868 ...waiting for you to give him an answer. 158 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,870 "Jumping Jack Flash" does not sound like Mr. Page. 159 00:11:43,044 --> 00:11:45,203 He's more your Don Ho type. 160 00:11:45,380 --> 00:11:49,592 Terry, you do not need any more trouble. It defeats your own purpose. 161 00:11:49,760 --> 00:11:52,761 -I'll be there in a second. -Then we'll go to Cole's? 162 00:11:52,930 --> 00:11:56,512 -Yes. I promise. -All right. Now, hurry! 163 00:11:58,769 --> 00:12:02,767 It's a gas, gas, gas. 164 00:12:02,940 --> 00:12:05,561 "Are you alone?" 165 00:12:05,734 --> 00:12:07,526 Well... 166 00:12:09,697 --> 00:12:11,239 ...yeah. 167 00:12:13,034 --> 00:12:16,367 "Need to talk." Oh, man, come on. 168 00:12:16,537 --> 00:12:19,823 Personal chitchat is prohibited... 169 00:12:19,999 --> 00:12:24,412 ...on the international bank transponder. 170 00:12:26,756 --> 00:12:31,299 What do you mean, you're not on it? Well, how the hell are you transmitting? 171 00:12:34,097 --> 00:12:39,768 "Clamshell terminal. Can't say anymore. This channel unsecured." 172 00:12:39,978 --> 00:12:41,354 Whoa. 173 00:12:43,357 --> 00:12:45,433 [WOMEN LAUGHING] 174 00:12:45,651 --> 00:12:49,862 Scramble for privacy. Give me your code key. 175 00:12:50,030 --> 00:12:55,451 "Jumping Jack Flash." No, no, no, no! Your code key, not your handle. 176 00:12:57,788 --> 00:13:02,367 "Sing with me and find the key. Tomorrow, 7 p.m. 177 00:13:02,543 --> 00:13:04,536 I need you." 178 00:13:04,921 --> 00:13:07,756 "Yankee pot-- Yankee pot roast was delicious." 179 00:13:07,924 --> 00:13:12,171 You son of a bitch! You've been monitoring my transmissions. 180 00:13:15,765 --> 00:13:17,841 Hey, Flash. 181 00:13:20,228 --> 00:13:21,936 Yo! 182 00:13:25,567 --> 00:13:26,942 Shit! 183 00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:30,811 CYNTHIA: Hurry up! She's unwrapping the stroller! 184 00:13:31,073 --> 00:13:32,448 [VOICES SPEAKING OVER TV] 185 00:13:32,616 --> 00:13:35,533 MAN: I learned something tonight. I learned how much I love you. 186 00:13:35,702 --> 00:13:38,454 WOMAN: You told me that a year ago, and you let me go. 187 00:13:38,622 --> 00:13:41,374 You let me marry him. You never even phoned. 188 00:13:41,542 --> 00:13:44,115 -If you'd asked me to forgive you-- -I was stupid. 189 00:13:44,295 --> 00:13:48,162 I didn't know then that love was anything more than a charming scene. 190 00:13:48,340 --> 00:13:50,629 I didn't know it was something... 191 00:13:50,801 --> 00:13:55,547 ... that could tear at your heart and burn through the greasepaint. 192 00:14:01,062 --> 00:14:05,854 My darling, you're coming along with me tomorrow. Brazil. 193 00:14:06,484 --> 00:14:09,022 We'll stay there until he gives you a divorce. 194 00:14:09,195 --> 00:14:10,358 And then.... 195 00:14:10,530 --> 00:14:12,736 Then we'll get married. 196 00:14:13,533 --> 00:14:14,814 Married? 197 00:14:14,993 --> 00:14:16,024 -You? -Yes, me. 198 00:14:16,202 --> 00:14:19,038 I need you, and I've got to pay for you. 199 00:14:32,428 --> 00:14:34,504 [SIREN WAILING] 200 00:14:45,358 --> 00:14:46,556 Shoot. 201 00:14:47,526 --> 00:14:49,815 All right, Jack. 202 00:14:50,446 --> 00:14:52,320 You win. 203 00:14:54,784 --> 00:14:57,904 "Sing with me and find the key." 204 00:14:58,663 --> 00:15:00,656 Maybe it's in the lyrics of the song. 205 00:15:03,042 --> 00:15:04,916 Here's the Marvin Gaye tape. 206 00:15:05,837 --> 00:15:07,296 This is it. 207 00:15:07,464 --> 00:15:09,753 The Rolling Stones. 208 00:15:10,759 --> 00:15:12,835 [THE ROLLING STONES' "JUMPIN' JACK FLASH" PLAYS] 209 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:38,696 Born in a column by Herb Caen-- No, not "in a column by Herb Caen. " 210 00:15:48,089 --> 00:15:49,916 Crossfire hurricane! 211 00:15:55,472 --> 00:15:57,797 Driving rain! 212 00:15:58,808 --> 00:16:00,184 [SlNGlNG ] 213 00:16:00,352 --> 00:16:01,976 But it's all right now 214 00:16:02,187 --> 00:16:05,104 Damn, Mick, this is the only thing anybody can sing. 215 00:16:05,273 --> 00:16:08,974 But it's all right 216 00:16:09,194 --> 00:16:12,694 Jumpin' Jack Flash is a gas, gas, gas 217 00:16:12,906 --> 00:16:16,322 Jagger, step. On the replay. 218 00:16:24,502 --> 00:16:28,167 I was raised by two lesbians. No, wait. 219 00:16:28,339 --> 00:16:30,912 Two lesbians? Come on, Mick. 220 00:16:31,092 --> 00:16:32,420 Fuck a duck! 221 00:16:33,886 --> 00:16:36,175 I was crowned... 222 00:16:36,347 --> 00:16:38,969 ...with a spike through my head? 223 00:16:41,436 --> 00:16:44,141 This has got some weird-ass lyrics! 224 00:17:00,872 --> 00:17:06,459 I was drowned in a four, five city hag. 225 00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:10,788 Mick, Mick, Mick, speak English! 226 00:17:52,884 --> 00:17:55,755 MR. PAGE: Miss Doolittle. -Oh, Mr. Page. 227 00:17:55,929 --> 00:17:58,301 What are you doing? Communicating with pals? 228 00:17:58,474 --> 00:18:01,890 Recipes? More advice to the sexually inadequate? 229 00:18:02,061 --> 00:18:05,643 Oh, no. You know, we've been so backlogged since Jackie left... 230 00:18:05,814 --> 00:18:08,484 ...I thought I'd catch up on her British deposits. 231 00:18:08,651 --> 00:18:13,609 -Really? Well, color me so surprised. -Oh, you're so witty. 232 00:18:13,781 --> 00:18:16,153 -May I see these transactions--? -Look! 233 00:18:16,325 --> 00:18:18,733 I've got to have that promotion. 234 00:18:18,911 --> 00:18:21,699 I've gotta have it. Mr. Page, oh, please. 235 00:18:21,873 --> 00:18:23,664 Miss Doolittle, grab ahold of yourself. 236 00:18:23,833 --> 00:18:25,078 -Mr. Page? -Yes. 237 00:18:25,251 --> 00:18:28,501 -Can I go home now? -Yes, go home. By all means, go home. 238 00:18:28,671 --> 00:18:30,711 -Mrs. Milsap is watching. -Please! 239 00:18:30,882 --> 00:18:34,216 You'll get that promotion provided you keep working this way. 240 00:18:34,386 --> 00:18:38,170 I'm proud of this effort you're putting in. Lisa, I'll walk with you. 241 00:18:38,348 --> 00:18:39,463 LISA: Walk with Larry. 242 00:18:39,641 --> 00:18:44,054 You go home, Mr. Page. I don't want you to see me like this no more. 243 00:18:44,229 --> 00:18:48,274 Go, Mr. Page. Go to the wife and kiddies. 244 00:18:48,942 --> 00:18:50,982 Good night. 245 00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:57,824 Right on time. 246 00:18:58,410 --> 00:19:01,910 Okay, let's break this mother. 247 00:19:02,623 --> 00:19:04,450 Crossfire. 248 00:19:05,835 --> 00:19:09,583 See, I didn't think it was crossfire. I know it's hurricane. 249 00:19:11,340 --> 00:19:13,878 Rain? No. 250 00:19:14,052 --> 00:19:15,760 Gas? 251 00:19:16,971 --> 00:19:18,382 Toothless? 252 00:19:18,556 --> 00:19:21,806 Back? Bearded? 253 00:19:22,435 --> 00:19:24,428 Howled? 254 00:19:24,896 --> 00:19:29,724 Okay, how about Copyright 1968 ABKCO Music Inc.? 255 00:19:29,901 --> 00:19:33,899 Oh, I give this up because now you pissed me off. 256 00:19:34,072 --> 00:19:37,322 Okay, think. I'm a Stone fan, he's a Stone fan. 257 00:19:37,492 --> 00:19:40,696 So it has to be something that says Stones. 258 00:19:40,871 --> 00:19:42,246 Drugs. 259 00:19:43,165 --> 00:19:45,870 Okay. Let's talk. 260 00:19:46,043 --> 00:19:51,797 What about the women? Bianca. What about Jerry Hall? 261 00:19:54,051 --> 00:19:58,879 What's her name? What's her name? Marianne Faithfull. 262 00:19:59,223 --> 00:20:03,091 What else? What else? Jagger? Not his ass. 263 00:20:03,269 --> 00:20:05,938 His lips. 264 00:20:07,732 --> 00:20:09,475 Okay. 265 00:20:09,651 --> 00:20:11,690 Tongue. 266 00:20:11,861 --> 00:20:13,854 Goddamn! 267 00:20:14,864 --> 00:20:17,106 Altamont. 268 00:20:18,243 --> 00:20:19,820 Shit! 269 00:20:19,995 --> 00:20:22,533 I don't have time to waste like this. 270 00:20:22,706 --> 00:20:25,956 It's not like I got nothing else to do, you know? 271 00:20:45,563 --> 00:20:47,888 I got you now. 272 00:20:48,232 --> 00:20:54,436 I got you, man. I did not flunk out of chorus for nothing. 273 00:21:00,244 --> 00:21:04,159 B-Flat. 274 00:21:04,415 --> 00:21:06,657 You know I'm right. 275 00:21:17,220 --> 00:21:22,559 Yes! Kicking ass! Get it, get it, get it! Terry! Terry! 276 00:21:22,726 --> 00:21:24,802 [SCREAMING] 277 00:21:26,063 --> 00:21:27,854 Yes! 278 00:21:28,273 --> 00:21:29,732 [SINGING INDISTINCTLY] 279 00:21:30,567 --> 00:21:35,146 B-motherfucking-flat! This is like acid on Sunday. 280 00:21:35,322 --> 00:21:36,354 Come on, now. 281 00:21:39,493 --> 00:21:43,028 Knew I could do it, huh? You son of a bitch. 282 00:21:43,205 --> 00:21:45,827 Did I pass the test? 283 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,791 "You're smart. That'll help. " 284 00:21:48,211 --> 00:21:49,669 Who are you? 285 00:21:50,254 --> 00:21:54,383 "Must be brief. Destroy all copies of transmission. 286 00:21:54,550 --> 00:21:57,302 Do not reveal code key to any--" 287 00:21:57,846 --> 00:22:01,179 Who am I gonna tell the code key to? 288 00:22:03,018 --> 00:22:06,600 Why all the mystery? "Am in serious trouble." 289 00:22:08,315 --> 00:22:10,640 What kind of trouble? 290 00:22:11,151 --> 00:22:13,476 And is it gonna visit my house? 291 00:22:13,695 --> 00:22:17,693 "Could you deliver message to the British Consulate?" 292 00:22:17,866 --> 00:22:20,155 Think they're gonna let me in the door? 293 00:22:20,869 --> 00:22:22,412 "Need your help. 294 00:22:22,579 --> 00:22:24,821 Ask for Department C. 295 00:22:24,999 --> 00:22:30,206 Would be grateful if you said yes." What's the message? 296 00:22:32,381 --> 00:22:36,794 "Dog's barking. Can't fly without umbrella." 297 00:22:38,137 --> 00:22:41,387 Are you shitting me? Come on. 298 00:22:41,557 --> 00:22:43,716 I'm not saying that. 299 00:22:43,893 --> 00:22:48,555 I can't go to some damn consulate and talk about dogs. Are you kid--? 300 00:23:06,959 --> 00:23:09,628 MAN 1: There you are. I'm so sorry I'm late. 301 00:23:09,795 --> 00:23:14,172 MAN 2: What are you doing? There's a million mannequins in the basement. 302 00:23:14,341 --> 00:23:15,670 MAN 1: We have a lot of balls. 303 00:23:15,843 --> 00:23:18,250 So, what's going on here? 304 00:23:18,429 --> 00:23:22,427 Oh, we're getting ready for the Queen's Anniversary Ball next Monday. 305 00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:26,514 Miss Doolittle? I'm Jeremy Talbot. Sorry to have kept you waiting. 306 00:23:26,687 --> 00:23:29,059 RECEPTIONIST: The British Consulate. May I help you? 307 00:23:30,316 --> 00:23:32,356 Come here. 308 00:23:34,070 --> 00:23:36,822 Dog's barking. Can't fly without umbrella. 309 00:23:38,283 --> 00:23:40,406 Excuse me? 310 00:23:41,953 --> 00:23:44,574 -Dog's bark-- -Yes, I heard you. 311 00:23:44,748 --> 00:23:48,199 -But I don't quite follow. -Aren't you from Department C? 312 00:23:48,376 --> 00:23:49,787 No, I'm not. 313 00:23:49,961 --> 00:23:53,959 You need to get somebody down here from Department C. They'd understand. 314 00:23:54,132 --> 00:23:57,667 I'm afraid we don't have a Department C, Miss Doolittle. 315 00:23:57,844 --> 00:23:59,802 You do! I asked the receptionist. 316 00:23:59,972 --> 00:24:02,807 I told her I had a message for Department C. 317 00:24:02,975 --> 00:24:05,382 She got on the phone, and then you showed up. 318 00:24:05,644 --> 00:24:08,314 Who was the message from? 319 00:24:08,564 --> 00:24:10,556 Jumping Jack Flash. 320 00:24:11,317 --> 00:24:13,190 What? 321 00:24:14,445 --> 00:24:17,861 -Jumping Jack Flash. -Jumping Jack Flash? 322 00:24:18,032 --> 00:24:20,523 Shh! You know him, right? 323 00:24:20,701 --> 00:24:23,537 "It's a gas, gas, gas." Rolling Stones. I am English. 324 00:24:23,704 --> 00:24:27,239 Jeremy? Are we still on for squash this afternoon? 325 00:24:27,417 --> 00:24:29,326 -Absolutely, 5:00. -Super. 326 00:24:29,502 --> 00:24:31,459 I'm sorry I couldn't be more help. 327 00:24:31,629 --> 00:24:35,248 I feel awfully dumb, Mr. Talbot. I'm sorry I wasted your time. 328 00:24:35,425 --> 00:24:39,921 -Someone thought this was funny. -Of course. Gillian. 329 00:24:40,138 --> 00:24:41,513 Hmm. 330 00:24:47,145 --> 00:24:49,221 [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING] 331 00:24:51,817 --> 00:24:55,897 Pressing that cancels the input buffer line but leaves the template intact. 332 00:24:56,071 --> 00:24:57,482 -Fred, you're so smart. -Yes. 333 00:24:57,656 --> 00:24:59,067 Smell me. 334 00:24:59,241 --> 00:25:01,234 What? What, what, what, what? 335 00:25:01,410 --> 00:25:04,613 -I said, smell me. -Oh, God, do I have to? 336 00:25:04,788 --> 00:25:08,952 I met this guy, and he distributes all these seconds and irregulars. 337 00:25:09,293 --> 00:25:11,665 There's no such thing as perfume irregulars. 338 00:25:11,837 --> 00:25:13,118 Very humorous. 339 00:25:13,297 --> 00:25:15,871 My point is that this guy has a friend, and-- 340 00:25:16,050 --> 00:25:17,794 Afternoon, ladies. 341 00:25:17,969 --> 00:25:22,263 My point is this guy has a friend. They want to take us out to dinner tonight. 342 00:25:22,432 --> 00:25:25,516 Tonight? Tonight, I can't. 343 00:25:25,685 --> 00:25:29,220 -I'm already involved with someone. -What do you mean? 344 00:25:29,397 --> 00:25:32,766 -With who? Who is he? -Oh, he's just a guy. 345 00:25:32,943 --> 00:25:36,525 I don't know that much about him. I know that he likes the Stones. 346 00:25:36,696 --> 00:25:41,074 -He's something of a practical joker. -That's so great! 347 00:25:41,243 --> 00:25:43,401 What am I gonna do? 348 00:25:43,578 --> 00:25:45,405 It's a package deal. 349 00:25:46,290 --> 00:25:48,081 Attention, please. I would like you to join me... 350 00:25:48,250 --> 00:25:50,207 ...in welcoming a new member of our family: 351 00:25:50,377 --> 00:25:51,871 -Mr. Martin Phillips. -Marty. 352 00:25:52,046 --> 00:25:54,537 -Who is replacing... -Hi, Marty. 353 00:25:54,715 --> 00:25:58,927 ...Miss Jackie Valentine at terminal number 23. 354 00:25:59,095 --> 00:26:03,223 He comes from our Silver Springs office. Welcome to the main branch. 355 00:26:03,391 --> 00:26:05,300 Thank you, Mr. Page. 356 00:26:06,227 --> 00:26:08,848 -Seems like a pretty loose guy. -Oh, yeah. 357 00:26:09,021 --> 00:26:11,429 -That's my card. Feel free to call me. -Thanks. 358 00:26:11,649 --> 00:26:12,894 -Hi. -Hi. 359 00:26:13,109 --> 00:26:16,312 I'm Marty Phillips. My card. Feel free to call me anytime. 360 00:26:16,487 --> 00:26:19,061 Terry Doolittle, and I will. 361 00:26:20,825 --> 00:26:23,067 -Don't sit! -Oh! 362 00:26:23,286 --> 00:26:24,994 KAREN: Is he hurt? -He fell. 363 00:26:25,163 --> 00:26:27,619 -Are you all right? -Is this an initiation? 364 00:26:27,791 --> 00:26:31,954 I was supposed to tell you this was the chair that the pregnant girl sat in. 365 00:26:32,129 --> 00:26:35,379 -It's adjusted for her. -I should thank her for the job. 366 00:26:35,549 --> 00:26:37,874 Have a seat. I'll adjust the chair for you. 367 00:26:38,051 --> 00:26:39,462 -Just don't lean back. -Okay. 368 00:26:39,636 --> 00:26:41,047 -Hi. -Hi. 369 00:26:41,221 --> 00:26:43,547 -Hi, I'm Cynthia. -Cynthia, I'm Marty. 370 00:26:43,724 --> 00:26:45,966 Anything you need, just pick up the phone. 371 00:26:46,143 --> 00:26:48,017 Really? I just might do that. 372 00:26:48,187 --> 00:26:53,098 I'd like to say that it's a pleasure to welcome you to our little family. 373 00:26:53,984 --> 00:26:58,148 Oh, I see you already have a little family. 374 00:26:58,322 --> 00:27:00,992 Well, shit. 375 00:27:01,159 --> 00:27:03,566 Welcome anyway. 376 00:27:04,078 --> 00:27:05,988 Cute girls. 377 00:27:06,164 --> 00:27:09,331 -Yeah, it's too bad they're boys. -There she is again! 378 00:27:09,501 --> 00:27:12,502 DOUG: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait for me. 379 00:27:13,129 --> 00:27:14,956 She doesn't do it for me anymore. 380 00:27:15,131 --> 00:27:18,880 KAREN: Do strong women threaten you? DOUG: No, they just beat me up. 381 00:27:19,052 --> 00:27:20,297 -Come on. -What is that? 382 00:27:20,470 --> 00:27:24,764 Soviet TV uses the same satellite as this capitalist pig bank. 383 00:27:24,933 --> 00:27:26,511 Lenin would have a stroke. 384 00:27:26,685 --> 00:27:27,764 Adjust my knobs. 385 00:27:27,936 --> 00:27:30,973 No! I wouldn't adjust that. That's delicate technology. 386 00:27:31,148 --> 00:27:34,351 That should only be adjusted by skilled technicians. 387 00:27:35,069 --> 00:27:37,145 Excuse me. 388 00:27:41,659 --> 00:27:43,651 MAN: What's going on? Nothing's going on. 389 00:27:43,994 --> 00:27:47,079 Oh, yeah, this one girl Terry, she's working late. 390 00:27:47,248 --> 00:27:50,368 I don't know. I guess she wants a raise or something. 391 00:27:50,668 --> 00:27:53,076 No. She talks to herself all the time. 392 00:27:54,172 --> 00:27:56,497 There you are. Jesus, thank God. 393 00:27:56,716 --> 00:27:58,459 All right. 394 00:28:03,515 --> 00:28:05,092 Jack? 395 00:28:08,353 --> 00:28:13,229 Okay, pal, is this a big joke? 396 00:28:14,317 --> 00:28:17,852 "What did consulate say?" What did it say? 397 00:28:18,030 --> 00:28:22,359 Consulate said, "No Department C." 398 00:28:23,243 --> 00:28:27,241 "Whom did you talk to?" Oh, I just love your accent. 399 00:28:27,414 --> 00:28:30,949 Jeremy Talbot. Says he didn't know you. 400 00:28:31,126 --> 00:28:33,700 But I have a feeling that he did. 401 00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:38,664 "Situation confusing. " No shit! 402 00:28:39,010 --> 00:28:42,675 What exactly is the situation? 403 00:28:44,474 --> 00:28:47,095 "Trapped in Eastern Europe. Need exit." 404 00:28:47,268 --> 00:28:49,973 What about your passport? 405 00:28:51,773 --> 00:28:55,356 Who are you, Jack? 406 00:28:57,570 --> 00:28:58,733 "British Intellig--"? 407 00:29:05,745 --> 00:29:09,197 Why didn't you contact the consulate yourself? 408 00:29:10,292 --> 00:29:13,044 "Did. Won't acknowledge me." Why? 409 00:29:14,338 --> 00:29:15,618 "Excellent question." 410 00:29:23,806 --> 00:29:26,926 What else can I do? 411 00:29:27,226 --> 00:29:31,639 "Need other con--" Are you crazy? Other contacts? I work in a bank. 412 00:29:31,814 --> 00:29:32,929 Who? 413 00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:39,739 "First go to my apartment in New York and get something for me." 414 00:29:39,906 --> 00:29:45,362 God. What do you need, a trench coat? A camera? Microfilm! 415 00:29:45,537 --> 00:29:47,576 Oh, what? 416 00:29:48,248 --> 00:29:50,075 "A frying pan." 417 00:29:50,250 --> 00:29:52,622 I'd have probably thought about that next. 418 00:29:52,794 --> 00:29:55,499 Hey! You Miss Doolittle? 419 00:29:55,672 --> 00:29:57,914 Don't be sneaking up on people like that. 420 00:29:58,091 --> 00:30:01,092 Sorry. It's been a long day. I'm your Sperry repairman. 421 00:30:01,261 --> 00:30:03,717 -I'm here to check out your terminal. -Oh. 422 00:30:03,889 --> 00:30:06,344 Didn't mean to scare you. 423 00:30:07,476 --> 00:30:10,430 -You're here a little late. -I'm running behind. 424 00:30:10,604 --> 00:30:12,811 I need a little of that overtime action. 425 00:30:12,982 --> 00:30:15,389 -Nothing's wrong with my terminal. -No? 426 00:30:15,568 --> 00:30:17,856 Well, I got a report that there was. 427 00:30:18,028 --> 00:30:20,235 -What's wrong with it? -Oh, I don't know. 428 00:30:20,406 --> 00:30:22,979 Probably some kind of short, chip, something. 429 00:30:23,159 --> 00:30:25,994 Well, I'd feel a lot better if nobody messed with it. 430 00:30:26,162 --> 00:30:28,653 Come on. I've been traveling for two hours. 431 00:30:28,831 --> 00:30:30,705 I can appreciate that fully, but-- 432 00:30:30,875 --> 00:30:32,453 Weren't you about to leave? 433 00:30:32,627 --> 00:30:36,921 You don't mind if I just call Sperry? I mean, just to check it out. 434 00:30:37,090 --> 00:30:39,795 -No. Go ahead. It's your dime. -Okay. 435 00:30:39,968 --> 00:30:43,301 Ah, ah, ah! Don't mess with it. 436 00:30:53,565 --> 00:30:56,815 Hi, this is Terry Doolittle down at First National. 437 00:30:56,985 --> 00:31:02,940 Who is this, Clovis? Clovis, I got a guy here who says you sent him down. 438 00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:06,949 Yeah, let me ask him. Say, what's your--? 439 00:31:13,544 --> 00:31:17,079 My mistake. Sorry. 440 00:31:26,474 --> 00:31:29,677 TERRY: 153. Pull over here. 441 00:31:32,605 --> 00:31:34,728 I'll only be a couple of minutes. 442 00:31:34,899 --> 00:31:37,058 Sure. As long as the meter's running. 443 00:31:50,249 --> 00:31:52,490 Key's in the hydrant, just like he said. 444 00:32:07,850 --> 00:32:09,807 Hello? 445 00:32:14,107 --> 00:32:16,395 Anybody here? 446 00:32:17,443 --> 00:32:18,819 Wow. 447 00:32:18,987 --> 00:32:20,896 Nice pad! 448 00:32:22,490 --> 00:32:26,274 I'm not stealing anything. I got a key from Jack. 449 00:32:26,453 --> 00:32:28,326 Hello? 450 00:32:28,872 --> 00:32:31,078 This is great. 451 00:32:31,249 --> 00:32:34,369 You know this cat don't have no roaches. 452 00:32:34,711 --> 00:32:36,787 God. 453 00:32:36,963 --> 00:32:40,463 Maybe I ought to go into the spy business. 454 00:32:41,093 --> 00:32:43,666 Nice system. 455 00:32:46,306 --> 00:32:48,383 [ROCK MUSIC BLARING] 456 00:32:52,813 --> 00:32:54,094 Oh, Jesus! 457 00:32:55,649 --> 00:32:57,725 [PHONE RINGING] 458 00:33:01,864 --> 00:33:04,699 It's the phone. It's just the phone. 459 00:33:04,909 --> 00:33:06,569 [MAN SPEAKING OVER ANSWERING MACHINE] 460 00:33:06,744 --> 00:33:09,496 This is Jack. Sorry to miss you. Leave your name, number... 461 00:33:09,664 --> 00:33:12,120 ...and I'll get back to you soon as possible. 462 00:33:12,292 --> 00:33:16,954 And if you'd like to leave a message, that would be good too. Okay, bye. 463 00:33:17,297 --> 00:33:20,132 -So that's what you sound like. JACK: Oh, I'm sorry. 464 00:33:20,300 --> 00:33:22,921 Don 't forget to wait for the beep, will you? 465 00:33:23,094 --> 00:33:25,170 It's a fairly long space, but it's coming soon. 466 00:33:25,347 --> 00:33:26,592 [BEEPING] 467 00:33:26,765 --> 00:33:28,307 [WOMAN SPEAKING WITH FRENCH ACCENT] 468 00:33:28,475 --> 00:33:32,473 Jacques, it's me again. You shit! I'm sick of this machine! Forget it. 469 00:33:32,646 --> 00:33:36,181 Jack, I wouldn't go with any woman who called me a sheet. 470 00:33:38,068 --> 00:33:40,524 No, no, I won't. 471 00:33:44,825 --> 00:33:47,992 No, this is the man's private property. I mean.... 472 00:33:49,997 --> 00:33:51,705 Fuck it. 473 00:33:51,957 --> 00:33:54,034 [TAPE REWINDING] 474 00:33:56,838 --> 00:33:59,673 MAN 1: Jack, this is Curt from Sport Motors. Car's ready. 475 00:33:59,841 --> 00:34:02,414 We put in new brakes, and replaced the radio. 476 00:34:02,593 --> 00:34:04,385 Call when you wanna pick it up. 477 00:34:04,554 --> 00:34:07,555 "Sarah. Sinai, '82. " 478 00:34:07,724 --> 00:34:08,969 MAN 2: Jack, it's Allen. 479 00:34:09,142 --> 00:34:12,143 Look, I got tickets for the Knicks game tomorrow and-- 480 00:34:12,312 --> 00:34:14,435 JACK: Wait, Allen. Hang on. I'm here. 481 00:34:14,648 --> 00:34:19,226 ALLEN: You're screening your calls? JACK: Yeah, let me switch this off. 482 00:34:22,614 --> 00:34:26,232 WOMAN: Hi, Jack. It's Liz. I'm worried about Harry, okay? Please call. 483 00:34:26,451 --> 00:34:28,111 [CREAKING] 484 00:34:38,506 --> 00:34:42,455 In the oven! It's not here! Oh! 485 00:34:47,098 --> 00:34:49,803 MAN 3: Jack, there's trouble. Call me. 486 00:34:55,231 --> 00:34:57,224 FRENCH WOMAN: Jacques, it's me again. 487 00:34:57,400 --> 00:35:01,979 You shit! I'm sick of this machine! Forget it! 488 00:35:08,203 --> 00:35:11,453 Go, go! Let's go, let's go! 489 00:35:11,832 --> 00:35:13,908 [SCREAMING] 490 00:35:14,167 --> 00:35:15,496 Shut up! 491 00:35:16,253 --> 00:35:20,998 Sit back, relax. The meter is off. 492 00:35:48,995 --> 00:35:53,075 Okay, let's see. 493 00:35:53,249 --> 00:35:59,454 "Harry Carlson, Archer Lincoln, Peter Caen, Mark Van Meter." 494 00:35:59,631 --> 00:36:02,585 I'm supposed to call these guys? 495 00:36:05,345 --> 00:36:07,338 Oh, shit. 496 00:36:24,156 --> 00:36:25,532 Oh. 497 00:36:26,450 --> 00:36:27,826 Okay. 498 00:36:32,456 --> 00:36:37,202 First up, Peter Caen. 499 00:36:37,795 --> 00:36:42,457 553-31 82. 500 00:36:45,762 --> 00:36:49,594 WOMAN: Peter Caen residence. -Hello, is Peter Caen in? 501 00:36:49,766 --> 00:36:52,684 No, this is his service. May I take a message? 502 00:36:52,853 --> 00:36:57,978 Yes, my name is Terry Doolittle. He can reach me at 555-- 503 00:36:58,150 --> 00:36:59,525 [CLATTERING] 504 00:36:59,693 --> 00:37:03,062 -555, yes? -7532. 505 00:37:03,238 --> 00:37:06,442 -7532. Thank you. -Okay. 506 00:37:07,326 --> 00:37:09,402 [CATS HISSING AND MEOWING] 507 00:37:10,454 --> 00:37:12,660 Fucking cats. 508 00:37:22,008 --> 00:37:23,039 MAN: Hello? 509 00:37:23,217 --> 00:37:25,755 -Is this Mr. Van Meter? -Yes. 510 00:37:25,928 --> 00:37:28,680 My name is Terry Doolittle. I have a message... 511 00:37:28,848 --> 00:37:31,932 -...from Jumping Jack Flash. -I can meet in 20 minutes. 512 00:37:32,101 --> 00:37:36,728 Is it possible to do this in the morning? I've had the most amazing night. 513 00:37:36,898 --> 00:37:40,101 I'm leaving for Brussels on a 3 a.m. flight. 514 00:37:40,276 --> 00:37:44,144 -I think we should meet tonight. -Okay. Where? 515 00:37:47,242 --> 00:37:48,950 This is great. This is great. 516 00:37:49,119 --> 00:37:52,120 I mean, I'm down here 1:30 in the morning, on the docks! 517 00:37:52,289 --> 00:37:55,373 I should just pin a $ 100 bill to my ass and scream: 518 00:37:55,542 --> 00:38:00,537 "Victim here! Victim here!" Don't complain. Shut up, okay? 519 00:38:00,714 --> 00:38:02,458 VAN METER: A wise idea. -You're right. 520 00:38:02,633 --> 00:38:03,664 [GUN COCKS] 521 00:38:03,842 --> 00:38:04,874 Oh, shit. 522 00:38:05,052 --> 00:38:06,427 [SCREAMING] 523 00:38:08,556 --> 00:38:13,681 I apologize, Miss Doolittle. Procedure. 524 00:38:13,853 --> 00:38:16,474 But you understand, of course. 525 00:38:20,985 --> 00:38:23,559 -M-- Mr. Van Meter? -Van Meter. 526 00:38:23,738 --> 00:38:26,276 -Yeah, yeah. -Very nice of you to meet me here. 527 00:38:26,449 --> 00:38:28,940 -Thanks, thanks. -You know the business. 528 00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:33,288 You scared me! Jesus, man, do the world a favor! 529 00:38:33,456 --> 00:38:36,374 Get yourself an office with a desk and a lamp! 530 00:38:36,543 --> 00:38:38,370 Let's walk. 531 00:38:39,629 --> 00:38:42,998 -Okay, who do you work for? -First National Bank. 532 00:38:43,175 --> 00:38:47,671 -I don't mean your cover, your boss. -James Page. Anal. Polyester king. 533 00:38:47,846 --> 00:38:49,673 So Page is Jack's contact? 534 00:38:49,848 --> 00:38:52,090 He's the schmuck I work for at the bank. 535 00:38:52,267 --> 00:38:55,886 I work in the money transfer room, man. I work on a computer. 536 00:38:56,063 --> 00:38:59,514 You mean you're a civilian? You don't know anything about this? 537 00:38:59,692 --> 00:39:01,684 I don't know dick about this! 538 00:39:01,861 --> 00:39:06,737 Except some guy calling himself Jumping Jack Flash taps into my computer! 539 00:39:06,908 --> 00:39:09,743 Tells me to go to his house and get a frying pan... 540 00:39:09,911 --> 00:39:13,031 ...call Van Halen, Van Morrison, I don't know. Van Meter! 541 00:39:13,206 --> 00:39:16,041 -Right, but you got a message. -Yes, I got a message. 542 00:39:16,209 --> 00:39:20,372 And I took it over to the British Consulate. I talked to Mr. Talbot. 543 00:39:20,547 --> 00:39:25,090 -This guy looked at me like I was crazy! -What was the message? 544 00:39:27,095 --> 00:39:31,804 "Dog's barking. Can't fly without umbrella. " It's silly, I know. 545 00:39:32,517 --> 00:39:35,222 I pray to God he's still alive. 546 00:39:39,733 --> 00:39:43,565 No, no. I just talked to him tonight. 547 00:39:43,737 --> 00:39:45,397 I mean.... 548 00:39:45,572 --> 00:39:49,736 -You're being melodramatic, aren't you? -I'm not. 549 00:39:51,579 --> 00:39:53,488 I'm sorry you got this involved. 550 00:39:53,706 --> 00:39:56,031 I couldn't help it. The guy was all alone. 551 00:39:56,208 --> 00:39:59,293 Didn't wanna leave him. How often does a girl like me... 552 00:39:59,503 --> 00:40:02,837 ...get involved with something like this? It's on my computer. 553 00:40:03,007 --> 00:40:06,127 I was thinking to myself-- You're moving awfully quickly. 554 00:40:06,344 --> 00:40:09,927 Mr. Van Meter, are you trying to catch a plane? Mr. Van Meter? 555 00:40:10,139 --> 00:40:11,682 [SCREAMING] 556 00:40:18,481 --> 00:40:20,521 Mr. Van Meter? 557 00:40:22,777 --> 00:40:26,906 Mr. Van Meter? Mr. Van Met--? 558 00:40:35,457 --> 00:40:39,407 Ooh! Ooh! Ooh, ooh, ooh! 559 00:40:44,633 --> 00:40:46,709 [SIRENS WAILING] 560 00:40:55,937 --> 00:40:57,135 TERRY: There's a dead man floating in the river! 561 00:40:57,313 --> 00:40:58,476 Tell me again. 562 00:40:58,648 --> 00:41:01,898 If you'd stop picking your teeth, you could hear what I say. 563 00:41:02,068 --> 00:41:04,025 -Get the facts. -What happened? 564 00:41:04,237 --> 00:41:07,820 I told them not to call anyone. They found your card in my pocket. 565 00:41:07,991 --> 00:41:10,743 -You're wet. -Really, Marty? 566 00:41:10,910 --> 00:41:13,034 God, you're so perceptive! 567 00:41:13,246 --> 00:41:15,038 -You know her? -I work with her. 568 00:41:15,207 --> 00:41:16,405 She nuts? 569 00:41:16,625 --> 00:41:21,666 We found her screaming, soaking wet, waving down cars near Battery Park. 570 00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:23,873 -What happened? -Fell in the river. 571 00:41:24,091 --> 00:41:27,839 I told you, I didn't fall in the river, I was thrown! 572 00:41:28,011 --> 00:41:30,929 -By your pimp, your john? -What is it with you people? 573 00:41:31,098 --> 00:41:33,671 Every black woman has to have a pimp? 574 00:41:33,851 --> 00:41:36,389 You think there's work on the pier for hookers? 575 00:41:36,562 --> 00:41:38,934 You think I'm giving blowjobs to goldfish? 576 00:41:39,148 --> 00:41:42,482 -Is she on some kind of medication? -Not that I know of. 577 00:41:42,652 --> 00:41:44,775 -Are you on medication? -Marty! 578 00:41:44,987 --> 00:41:48,487 -You can talk directly to me, asshole. -Watch your mouth. 579 00:41:48,699 --> 00:41:53,741 There is a dead man floating around in the river. 580 00:41:53,955 --> 00:41:55,995 I think it's time to go home now. 581 00:41:56,166 --> 00:41:59,866 We sent a car down there, lady. Look who I'm calling "lady." 582 00:42:00,086 --> 00:42:04,001 -We found nothing. Nothing, nothing! -Well, drag the river! 583 00:42:04,674 --> 00:42:08,090 There are killers running around the fucking city! 584 00:42:08,553 --> 00:42:11,839 How would you like me to wash your mouth with a wire brush? 585 00:42:12,057 --> 00:42:14,630 How'd you like if I kick you in the nuts so hard... 586 00:42:14,810 --> 00:42:17,515 ...that they get lodged in your fucking nostrils? 587 00:42:18,313 --> 00:42:23,308 My, that's a vivid image, isn't it? Officer, look, here's my card. 588 00:42:23,485 --> 00:42:25,727 I'll be responsible for her, I promise. 589 00:42:25,905 --> 00:42:29,487 -You better get her to a doctor. -There's nothing wrong with me... 590 00:42:29,658 --> 00:42:32,529 -...dumb motherfucker! -That's the word I don't like. 591 00:42:32,745 --> 00:42:35,995 -It's Tourette's syndrome! -Book her for disturbing the peace. 592 00:42:36,207 --> 00:42:39,078 It's an illness. People can't stop swearing. 593 00:42:39,252 --> 00:42:42,253 She has it bad. Really, this is sweet talk for her. 594 00:42:42,422 --> 00:42:44,331 -Son of a bitch! MARTY: Tourette's. 595 00:42:44,507 --> 00:42:47,425 -Look up Tourette's syndrome. -You are a dumb fucker! 596 00:42:47,594 --> 00:42:51,508 What, are you some kind of fucking reject from Barney Miller? 597 00:42:57,187 --> 00:43:00,390 I don't understand. I don't get this. 598 00:43:00,565 --> 00:43:03,566 This is rose hips with zinc. Drink this. 599 00:43:03,735 --> 00:43:06,939 How is it possible that a man could be brutally murdered... 600 00:43:07,114 --> 00:43:08,988 ...and it not appear in the paper? 601 00:43:09,158 --> 00:43:12,906 It wasn't in the paper on Saturday. It wasn't in the paper on Sunday. 602 00:43:13,078 --> 00:43:16,743 -Not even in today's paper. -Maybe you ought to forget about it. 603 00:43:16,916 --> 00:43:18,825 Bless you. 604 00:43:19,001 --> 00:43:23,330 Forget about it? You weren't there. You didn't see that man float past me. 605 00:43:23,547 --> 00:43:25,540 -What's his name again? -Van Meter. 606 00:43:25,716 --> 00:43:28,967 Look, Alexander's is having a sale on toaster ovens. 607 00:43:31,848 --> 00:43:34,599 You weren't looking in the obituaries. 608 00:43:35,643 --> 00:43:39,937 Marty, you're a prince. 609 00:43:40,315 --> 00:43:45,143 MAN: It's the little things that ease our life. And so are you. 610 00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:49,187 Mark Van Meter was a great success in the greeting-card business. 611 00:43:49,366 --> 00:43:53,031 But he was a greater success as a human being. 612 00:43:53,203 --> 00:43:55,990 His tragic death from a heart attack... 613 00:43:56,331 --> 00:43:59,617 ...should remind us all of how precious life is. 614 00:44:00,127 --> 00:44:02,914 Miss Doolittle. Hello. 615 00:44:03,672 --> 00:44:06,294 -Small world. -Indeed. 616 00:44:06,467 --> 00:44:10,796 -You were a friend of Mr. Van Meter? -Oh, yes, he saved my life. 617 00:44:13,015 --> 00:44:16,301 In Jesus Christ, our Lord, amen. 618 00:44:16,477 --> 00:44:18,102 -Look, we-- -Nice to see you. 619 00:44:18,312 --> 00:44:20,305 MAN 1: A lovely service. MAN 2: Should we go? 620 00:44:20,481 --> 00:44:22,889 MAN 1: A wonderful man. MAN 3: It's good you're here. 621 00:44:23,067 --> 00:44:27,694 -Excuse me. Are you Terry Doolittle? -Who wants to know? 622 00:44:27,864 --> 00:44:30,651 I'm Liz Carlson. You called my husband, Harry. 623 00:44:30,825 --> 00:44:34,657 Oh, yeah. Harry Carlson, on the frying pan, yeah. 624 00:44:34,829 --> 00:44:40,500 You said you had a message from Jack, but my husband's with Jack. 625 00:44:42,128 --> 00:44:44,964 Uh, let's talk. 626 00:44:45,549 --> 00:44:47,458 -Are you CIA? -Who, me? 627 00:44:47,634 --> 00:44:51,502 No! No, no, I work in a bank. I work on a computer. 628 00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:55,630 Suddenly I got involved in this, and I'm not sure how to get out of it. 629 00:44:55,809 --> 00:44:57,434 Well, maybe I could help you. 630 00:44:57,603 --> 00:45:02,146 The last guy that tried to help me, you know, Mr. Van Meter, he ended up dead. 631 00:45:02,316 --> 00:45:06,230 Excuse me, ladies. Liz, Miss Doolittle. 632 00:45:06,987 --> 00:45:09,692 Am I wearing a nametag? Who is this? 633 00:45:09,907 --> 00:45:11,152 That's Archer Lincoln. 634 00:45:12,243 --> 00:45:16,786 That's Archer Lincoln? He's on the back of the frying pan too. See you later. 635 00:45:17,415 --> 00:45:18,957 Hey! Hey! 636 00:45:19,625 --> 00:45:22,959 You've gotta talk to me. I've tried to call you for days. 637 00:45:23,129 --> 00:45:25,205 We'll have lunch any day you want! 638 00:45:25,381 --> 00:45:28,715 I got a message from a good friend! You schmuck! 639 00:45:30,887 --> 00:45:32,547 Bye. 640 00:45:34,349 --> 00:45:36,887 TERRY: Would you please tell me what is going on? 641 00:45:37,060 --> 00:45:40,892 Well, don't quote me, but obviously somebody is trying to scare you... 642 00:45:41,064 --> 00:45:44,315 -...into giving them Jack's code key. -Well.... 643 00:45:44,484 --> 00:45:49,526 They're doing an awfully good job of it. Come on, Liz, who is it? 644 00:45:49,698 --> 00:45:51,940 KGB probably. 645 00:45:52,117 --> 00:45:55,700 GIRL: You little brat! Look what you did to my sweater! 646 00:45:55,871 --> 00:46:00,368 The KGB? The K-motherfucking-GB? 647 00:46:00,543 --> 00:46:01,918 -Stop. -It looks great on you. 648 00:46:02,086 --> 00:46:03,366 Stop that right now! 649 00:46:03,546 --> 00:46:06,582 Harry Jr. ! Look at your face! For heaven's sake! 650 00:46:06,757 --> 00:46:08,549 -Just put the icing on the cake... -Liz. 651 00:46:08,718 --> 00:46:10,711 -Liz. -...not on your sister's new sweater! 652 00:46:10,887 --> 00:46:16,178 -Liz! Liz! Liz! KGB! -Not in front of the kids! 653 00:46:16,351 --> 00:46:20,562 -Can I write KGB on the cake? -No, you may not. 654 00:46:22,107 --> 00:46:25,891 JACK: Peter Caen? -Unavailable. 655 00:46:26,069 --> 00:46:30,862 -Archer Lincoln? -Him. Uncooperative. 656 00:46:31,742 --> 00:46:34,992 -Harry Carlson? -Harry Carlson. 657 00:46:35,162 --> 00:46:38,910 I thought he was with you. That's what his wife said. 658 00:46:40,501 --> 00:46:44,914 Was. Lost contact. Thought he was homesick. 659 00:46:48,884 --> 00:46:50,794 He never made it. 660 00:46:52,388 --> 00:46:54,961 Have another favor to ask. 661 00:46:56,726 --> 00:47:01,055 You have another favor to ask? Of course, you wouldn't ask me was I hurt? 662 00:47:01,230 --> 00:47:04,315 Did they scare me? Was the water shitty? No. 663 00:47:04,484 --> 00:47:08,067 -You say, "Have another favor to ask." -Never mind. 664 00:47:08,238 --> 00:47:10,526 Favor too dangerous. 665 00:47:11,616 --> 00:47:14,368 Just like a man. 666 00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:19,414 -What's the favor? -Would you go back to the consulate? 667 00:47:19,624 --> 00:47:23,243 Sure, no problem. They let me in all the time. 668 00:47:23,420 --> 00:47:27,085 Whom would I talk to this time? 669 00:47:27,257 --> 00:47:30,673 Their computer. It has exit contacts. 670 00:47:30,844 --> 00:47:35,969 -Can you handle it? -Yeah, I think I can handle it. I'll try. 671 00:47:36,141 --> 00:47:40,969 I think the Queen's Anniversary Ball is tonight. You think I could crash it? 672 00:47:41,147 --> 00:47:43,223 Could try. Do you have a dinner jacket? 673 00:47:43,441 --> 00:47:46,607 Christ, he thinks I'm a man. 674 00:47:47,278 --> 00:47:53,613 Will have to wear evening dress. Terry happens to be short for Teresa. 675 00:47:54,952 --> 00:47:58,119 -Had no idea. -I know you didn't know. 676 00:47:58,289 --> 00:48:03,165 Will try alternate contacts. Could not ask you to continue. 677 00:48:07,757 --> 00:48:10,427 Why are you saying that? Because I'm a woman? 678 00:48:10,594 --> 00:48:14,461 -Correct. Thanks for all your help. -Scumbag! 679 00:48:14,639 --> 00:48:17,676 I risked my life, and this guy tells me he doesn't... 680 00:48:17,851 --> 00:48:21,683 ...believe in me, because I'm a woman! What an asshole! 681 00:48:21,855 --> 00:48:23,397 Terry? 682 00:48:24,566 --> 00:48:27,520 -Terry? -What? No, no, forget it! 683 00:48:27,695 --> 00:48:29,189 -Terry! -What? 684 00:48:29,363 --> 00:48:33,657 -I know you're there. -You know, you-- 685 00:48:34,744 --> 00:48:38,029 You want help or not? Because I got better things to do... 686 00:48:38,205 --> 00:48:42,073 -...than to save your butt, bud! -I'm sorry. 687 00:48:46,923 --> 00:48:48,797 It's okay. 688 00:48:50,051 --> 00:48:54,179 -I mean it. -No, I know you mean it. Forget it. 689 00:48:55,473 --> 00:48:56,588 I mean it. 690 00:48:56,766 --> 00:49:00,052 I swear, you don't stop, dude. Just forget it! 691 00:49:01,730 --> 00:49:04,600 Okay. Here's what I need you to do. 692 00:49:04,775 --> 00:49:09,318 First, imperative to have invitation for admittance to the ball. 693 00:49:09,488 --> 00:49:12,821 Try to be inconspicuous. Second.... 694 00:49:15,494 --> 00:49:18,412 MAN: I hired the car for 6. You weren't ready till 6:20. 695 00:49:18,580 --> 00:49:22,365 The car was on time. You were 20 minutes late. What do you expect? 696 00:49:22,543 --> 00:49:25,663 Christopher! Kiss, kiss, hugs, hugs. 697 00:49:25,838 --> 00:49:28,080 GILLIAN: Sir Hensley, Lady Hensley, good evening. 698 00:49:28,257 --> 00:49:29,835 WOMAN: Hold the coat. MAN: I am. 699 00:49:30,009 --> 00:49:32,215 -Kristine De laGrange. -Of course. 700 00:49:32,386 --> 00:49:36,336 -I'd like to go home now. -We're not going home now. 701 00:49:36,516 --> 00:49:40,679 -I'd really like to go home right now! -Please try and be decent. 702 00:49:41,854 --> 00:49:45,140 -Your invitation, please. -I don't have one. 703 00:49:45,316 --> 00:49:49,445 Well, I'm sorry, but we can't let you in without an invitation. 704 00:49:50,530 --> 00:49:56,117 -You look awfully familiar. -That's because I'm the entertainment. 705 00:49:56,870 --> 00:49:58,946 [THE SUPREMES' "YOU CAN'T HURRY LOVE" PLAYS] 706 00:49:59,664 --> 00:50:01,408 MAN: How on earth? 707 00:50:03,752 --> 00:50:05,828 [LIP SYNCHING LYRICS] 708 00:50:28,069 --> 00:50:29,444 Oh. 709 00:50:29,612 --> 00:50:31,190 Stupid! 710 00:50:42,834 --> 00:50:44,910 [BALLROOM MUSIC PLAYS] 711 00:50:46,171 --> 00:50:48,377 That was very good. 712 00:50:52,427 --> 00:50:56,342 -I don't believe it! Leslie! -Come along, darling. 713 00:50:56,515 --> 00:50:59,718 -You're embarrassed. -I'm behind you in slippery shoes. 714 00:50:59,935 --> 00:51:02,011 [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] [WOMAN WHINING] 715 00:51:03,188 --> 00:51:05,976 -You're getting very shrill. WOMAN: You total bastard, Leslie. 716 00:51:06,150 --> 00:51:08,226 [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 717 00:51:10,446 --> 00:51:14,147 I'm sorry, there was nothing I could do. She grabbed my arm. 718 00:51:14,325 --> 00:51:16,199 -Leslie, you're dribbling. LESLIE: What? 719 00:51:16,369 --> 00:51:19,952 WOMAN: We've got to get in the receiving line to be introduced. 720 00:51:20,123 --> 00:51:26,790 Excuse me. We must shake hands now. Good to meet you. 721 00:51:26,963 --> 00:51:29,039 MAN 1: How do you do? 722 00:51:29,549 --> 00:51:31,707 MAN 2: Excuse me. TERRY: Hi. 723 00:51:31,885 --> 00:51:33,379 Yes? 724 00:51:34,512 --> 00:51:37,964 I don't think.... 725 00:51:38,892 --> 00:51:40,719 Terry? 726 00:51:42,354 --> 00:51:44,596 LIZ: Lord Malcolm, may I-- -Elizabeth. 727 00:51:45,607 --> 00:51:49,771 May I present my.... My cousin. 728 00:51:50,529 --> 00:51:53,364 -By marriage. -Lady Sarah. 729 00:51:53,574 --> 00:51:55,282 How do you do? 730 00:51:56,994 --> 00:52:00,410 You know, I can't get over the feeling we've met before. 731 00:52:00,873 --> 00:52:04,123 No, I'm quite sure I would remember you. 732 00:52:04,293 --> 00:52:08,208 Wasn't it the Sinai, 1982? 733 00:52:08,381 --> 00:52:12,924 Yes, it's true I was in the Sinai very briefly in 1982 in the summer. 734 00:52:13,720 --> 00:52:17,669 Well, I simply wanted to say you look as wonderful now as you did then. 735 00:52:17,849 --> 00:52:21,218 Your 'ships. Get me out of here. Get me-- 736 00:52:21,394 --> 00:52:23,802 Extraordinary friends you have, darling. 737 00:52:23,980 --> 00:52:28,689 -How do you know Sarah? -Her picture's in Jack's apartment. 738 00:52:28,860 --> 00:52:32,692 -It says "Sarah. Sinai, 1982." -Yeah, they used to be... 739 00:52:32,864 --> 00:52:35,153 -...an item a few years ago. -Really? 740 00:52:35,325 --> 00:52:38,825 That was before she decided to become a lady. 741 00:52:38,996 --> 00:52:43,373 I think she just couldn't quite take the insecurity of life with Jack. 742 00:52:45,127 --> 00:52:47,452 Right now I can appreciate that. 743 00:52:47,629 --> 00:52:51,330 Hey, I gotta get up to the third floor. 744 00:52:51,509 --> 00:52:53,466 How can I help you? 745 00:52:58,140 --> 00:53:01,225 -Here I go. -Good luck. 746 00:53:02,478 --> 00:53:04,554 [SPEAKING IN FRENCH] 747 00:53:05,982 --> 00:53:08,734 Thank you. Thank you so much. Excuse me. 748 00:53:08,901 --> 00:53:13,362 -Well, well, Miss Doolittle! -Mr. Talbot. 749 00:53:13,531 --> 00:53:17,481 What an Anglophile you are, turning up at all the auspicious occasions. 750 00:53:17,660 --> 00:53:21,789 -Like Cinderella at her first ball. -Let's honor Her Majesty with a dance. 751 00:53:21,957 --> 00:53:24,578 I don't dance, Mr. Talbot. 752 00:53:31,049 --> 00:53:34,964 -Heard any more from Mr. Flash? -May I cut in? 753 00:53:37,139 --> 00:53:39,048 Of course. 754 00:53:39,683 --> 00:53:42,388 -Good evening. -You're a beautiful dancer. 755 00:53:42,561 --> 00:53:44,637 -I couldn't resist. -Thank you. 756 00:54:05,752 --> 00:54:07,828 [VOICES SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY OVER TV] 757 00:54:13,385 --> 00:54:16,255 MAN: Oh, God, Benny Hill. 758 00:54:46,669 --> 00:54:48,578 TALBOT: She can't just have disappeared. 759 00:54:58,473 --> 00:55:02,138 Why am I wearing sequins tonight? 760 00:55:06,606 --> 00:55:09,097 Oh, please, God, don't let me die. 761 00:55:12,070 --> 00:55:15,689 Great, great! Crap! Oh, shit! 762 00:55:15,908 --> 00:55:19,241 -What was that? -Don't know. 763 00:55:25,209 --> 00:55:28,293 Don't look down! Damn! 764 00:55:31,298 --> 00:55:33,421 Fucking dress! 765 00:55:39,932 --> 00:55:41,972 MAN 1: The frock could cover the queen mum. 766 00:55:42,185 --> 00:55:44,972 ANNOUNCER: Don't go away. Benny and the gang will be back. 767 00:56:39,244 --> 00:56:41,651 -Right. Now, where's Nina? -Don't shoot. 768 00:56:45,291 --> 00:56:47,368 [BEEPING] 769 00:56:47,585 --> 00:56:49,459 Your turn this time. 770 00:56:54,176 --> 00:56:56,334 Let me know what I've missed. 771 00:57:10,192 --> 00:57:15,400 Come on. Come on, don't tell me this bloody machine isn't working. Ah! 772 00:57:22,747 --> 00:57:25,452 Same old readouts every time. 773 00:57:26,918 --> 00:57:29,587 MAN 1: Hey, come on. You're gonna miss it. Come on. 774 00:57:29,754 --> 00:57:33,503 MAN 2: All right, I'm coming. MAN 1: You can't believe this. 775 00:57:33,716 --> 00:57:37,251 MAN 2: Well, another spy bites the dust. 776 00:57:58,075 --> 00:58:00,613 Oh, God! 777 00:58:06,292 --> 00:58:07,869 What's that? 778 00:58:10,254 --> 00:58:11,285 Nothing. 779 00:58:12,715 --> 00:58:15,087 Not the crotch! Not the crotch! Oh, oh, oh! 780 00:58:15,301 --> 00:58:16,676 Whoa! 781 00:58:22,976 --> 00:58:24,434 Oh, Christ! 782 00:58:32,444 --> 00:58:34,068 I don't know. 783 00:58:34,779 --> 00:58:38,231 You're not gonna get me and my dress, you piece of shit. 784 00:58:38,408 --> 00:58:42,240 You-- Shit! Shit! 785 00:59:25,040 --> 00:59:26,997 Excuse me. 786 00:59:27,167 --> 00:59:29,124 Could you? 787 00:59:30,587 --> 00:59:32,663 [PLAYS BRITISH NATIONAL ANTHEM] 788 00:59:46,186 --> 00:59:49,686 TERRY: Can't believe I fit in at the ball, and some asshole on the street... 789 00:59:49,857 --> 00:59:53,807 ...thinks I'm a transvestite. Jeez, these shoes hurt. 790 00:59:54,737 --> 00:59:56,813 I gotta explain this dress to Cynthia. 791 00:59:56,989 --> 01:00:01,532 I'll just tell her I slammed it in a taxi door or something. 792 01:00:31,817 --> 01:00:33,276 God! 793 01:00:36,322 --> 01:00:38,314 Fuck! 794 01:00:57,885 --> 01:00:59,962 [FOOTSTEPS] 795 01:01:20,284 --> 01:01:23,035 I think I just broke every little bone in my wrist. 796 01:01:23,203 --> 01:01:26,288 You scared me, Marty! You asshole! 797 01:01:26,457 --> 01:01:31,166 Look, I called you at 11, at 12, at 1. I promised that policeman... 798 01:01:31,337 --> 01:01:34,041 -...I would be responsible. -Who are you, Rona Barrett? 799 01:01:34,215 --> 01:01:36,753 -Damn, you scared me! I'm fine! -Well, I'm not. 800 01:01:36,926 --> 01:01:40,591 -I'm gonna have to have this x-rayed. -Shit! 801 01:01:41,639 --> 01:01:45,851 Am I just a square, or is there something wrong with your dress? 802 01:01:48,271 --> 01:01:50,310 I got moths. 803 01:01:50,815 --> 01:01:54,516 Big, mutant, junkie moths. 804 01:01:54,694 --> 01:01:56,687 Jesus, Terry. 805 01:01:57,739 --> 01:02:00,360 Dead guy, cops. You got your apartment trashed. 806 01:02:00,533 --> 01:02:04,448 -What are you getting involved in? -I'm... 807 01:02:04,621 --> 01:02:07,029 -...winging it. -Oh, you're winging it. 808 01:02:07,249 --> 01:02:08,494 Yes, I'm winging it, Marty! 809 01:02:08,667 --> 01:02:10,375 -That's great! -Well, thank you. 810 01:02:13,130 --> 01:02:14,957 Terry-- 811 01:02:21,013 --> 01:02:26,683 TERRY: And now, live and in person... 812 01:02:26,894 --> 01:02:31,971 ...right here in the First National Bank... 813 01:02:32,149 --> 01:02:36,479 ...we present to you Blind Terry Doolittle. 814 01:02:36,696 --> 01:02:38,071 [SINGING] 815 01:02:38,239 --> 01:02:40,730 I want me a Jack 816 01:02:40,908 --> 01:02:43,826 I want him come back 817 01:02:44,037 --> 01:02:47,488 He's taking his time 818 01:02:47,665 --> 01:02:49,824 I'm busting my behind 819 01:02:50,001 --> 01:02:53,999 JACK: Terry? Terry. -Oh, shit! Sorry. 820 01:02:54,172 --> 01:02:55,916 Sorry, Jack. 821 01:02:56,091 --> 01:02:59,791 I get a little carried away sometimes sitting in this dumb bank. 822 01:03:00,011 --> 01:03:04,804 -Did you make it, Terry? -Are you crazy? Of course I made it, yes. 823 01:03:05,017 --> 01:03:08,137 -You're wonderful. -I know. 824 01:03:10,522 --> 01:03:14,057 It's time to get your ticket home, kiddo. 825 01:03:17,905 --> 01:03:19,981 [BEEPING] 826 01:03:22,660 --> 01:03:24,818 We're in, we're in! 827 01:03:24,996 --> 01:03:29,741 Request Anglo-American operatives file number 114171280. 828 01:03:32,128 --> 01:03:35,579 Exit procedures: Eastern zone, number 49. 829 01:03:35,757 --> 01:03:37,299 What's my contact? 830 01:03:40,637 --> 01:03:43,389 Way to go, way to go. 831 01:03:46,977 --> 01:03:48,387 Shit. 832 01:03:56,320 --> 01:03:57,980 Terry. 833 01:03:58,155 --> 01:04:03,196 -Terry, what happened? -What happened? I don't know. 834 01:04:03,369 --> 01:04:07,413 -Maybe they caught us. -They must have. 835 01:04:08,249 --> 01:04:12,626 -Now what? -It's over. Impossible to exit. 836 01:04:12,837 --> 01:04:15,209 -All doors closed. -What are you talking about? 837 01:04:15,381 --> 01:04:18,715 -Get out of here. -Thanks, but we're no longer safe. 838 01:04:18,885 --> 01:04:21,210 -Neither of us. -Oh, no, Jack. 839 01:04:21,387 --> 01:04:24,472 I'll think of something. Don't do this to me now. 840 01:04:24,640 --> 01:04:28,934 Talk to me tomorrow. I'll think of something. I swear to God. 841 01:04:30,772 --> 01:04:32,563 Jack? 842 01:04:34,359 --> 01:04:37,028 Jack, Jack! 843 01:04:37,612 --> 01:04:43,069 Jack. Confirm, confirm. Jack, come on! 844 01:04:46,121 --> 01:04:52,159 Confirm that you are crazy and confirm 7 p.m. tomorrow. Please be careful. 845 01:04:53,837 --> 01:04:56,375 TERRY: I know it's one of these houses. Pull up there. 846 01:04:56,548 --> 01:04:58,790 No, right there, yeah. 847 01:05:01,387 --> 01:05:04,056 Okay, look. You need to stay here and wait for me. 848 01:05:04,223 --> 01:05:06,679 Just wait. I haven't had luck with you guys. 849 01:05:06,851 --> 01:05:09,721 DRIVER: Okay, I'm here, baby. I ain't going nowhere. 850 01:05:13,524 --> 01:05:15,019 Liz. 851 01:05:16,319 --> 01:05:17,813 Liz. 852 01:05:18,529 --> 01:05:19,774 Hey, Liz! 853 01:05:25,328 --> 01:05:27,036 Liz? 854 01:05:33,170 --> 01:05:34,996 Liz? 855 01:05:46,558 --> 01:05:48,136 Oh, shit. 856 01:05:54,817 --> 01:05:57,486 Where the fuck is the taxi? Oh, Jesus. 857 01:05:57,653 --> 01:05:59,147 [ENGINE REVS] 858 01:06:05,369 --> 01:06:07,658 I got Mace. I got Mace in my pocket. 859 01:06:07,830 --> 01:06:12,077 -Mr. Lincoln would like to talk to you. -I don't want to talk to no Lincoln. 860 01:06:14,212 --> 01:06:17,747 Get your hands off me! What are you doing? 861 01:06:18,800 --> 01:06:22,086 Hello, Miss Doolittle. I thought we'd go for a little ride. 862 01:06:22,262 --> 01:06:26,390 Well, I've seen this movie before, and I'm not-- I'm gonna stay here. 863 01:06:26,558 --> 01:06:29,761 LINCOLN: I just want to talk. Don't be frightened, Miss Doolittle. 864 01:06:30,354 --> 01:06:34,102 -Miss Doolittle, please. -All right. 865 01:06:34,274 --> 01:06:35,816 Where is Liz Carlson? 866 01:06:35,984 --> 01:06:40,065 The company has moved her to a new home, given her a new name, a new life. 867 01:06:40,531 --> 01:06:42,073 You trying to cop a feel? 868 01:06:42,283 --> 01:06:44,904 -Get your fucking hands off me. -Stupid. 869 01:06:45,077 --> 01:06:47,319 -And where is Jack? -Calm down and get in. 870 01:06:51,167 --> 01:06:52,875 Thank you. 871 01:06:56,255 --> 01:06:58,378 TERRY: What company? What's the name of it? 872 01:06:58,549 --> 01:07:00,293 LINCOLN: It's the CIA. 873 01:07:00,510 --> 01:07:04,210 Now look here, Mr. Lincoln. What happened to Harry Carlson? 874 01:07:04,430 --> 01:07:07,930 -Harry Carlson is dead. -What do you mean, he's dead? 875 01:07:08,101 --> 01:07:11,304 -"Dead" dead? And what about Jack? -What about him? 876 01:07:11,521 --> 01:07:15,305 You know what I'm talking about! You just gonna let him sit there? 877 01:07:15,525 --> 01:07:20,271 -You got a strange retirement plan. -Would you like a lesson in espionage? 878 01:07:20,489 --> 01:07:23,940 -From you? No! -Well, I'm gonna give you one anyhow. 879 01:07:24,159 --> 01:07:26,531 -Do you know what a pawn is? -It's a shrimp. 880 01:07:26,745 --> 01:07:28,405 That's a prawn. 881 01:07:28,580 --> 01:07:30,988 -A pawn-- -Is the smallest piece in chess. 882 01:07:31,166 --> 01:07:34,867 And the most expendable. The ones you sacrifice. 883 01:07:35,045 --> 01:07:37,797 Jack and I have been friends for many, many years. 884 01:07:38,007 --> 01:07:41,043 And Jack knew it could come to this going in. 885 01:07:41,218 --> 01:07:43,756 So let me give you a little bit of advice. 886 01:07:43,929 --> 01:07:46,255 Amateur night, Miss Doolittle, is over. 887 01:07:47,099 --> 01:07:50,515 Get off the stage before you get carried off. 888 01:07:56,150 --> 01:07:58,439 Archer Lincoln. 889 01:07:58,611 --> 01:08:01,316 I don't know about him. 890 01:08:02,323 --> 01:08:04,530 Eh. Good guy. 891 01:08:04,701 --> 01:08:06,492 MARTY: What are you doing? -What? 892 01:08:06,661 --> 01:08:08,072 -What are you doing? -Hi, Marty. 893 01:08:08,246 --> 01:08:11,247 -I'm just typing up my Christmas list. -Am I on it? 894 01:08:11,416 --> 01:08:14,951 -Yeah, right. I got you on it. -Don't tell me, don't tell me. 895 01:08:15,128 --> 01:08:19,292 Talbot. Repairman. 896 01:08:19,842 --> 01:08:22,000 Good guys. 897 01:08:22,177 --> 01:08:23,921 Me. 898 01:08:24,930 --> 01:08:27,801 Van Meter. Dead but good. 899 01:08:28,642 --> 01:08:30,386 Jack. 900 01:08:31,270 --> 01:08:34,686 Liz Carlson. Gone but good. 901 01:08:34,982 --> 01:08:39,276 How about--? Fuck, what's her name? 902 01:08:39,445 --> 01:08:41,354 Sarah. 903 01:08:43,116 --> 01:08:45,404 Sarah, Sarah. 904 01:08:47,704 --> 01:08:49,696 Let's see. 905 01:09:13,105 --> 01:09:16,189 Miss Doolittle. What are you doing? 906 01:09:16,984 --> 01:09:18,359 Um.... 907 01:09:18,527 --> 01:09:20,520 I have to make an important call. 908 01:09:20,738 --> 01:09:24,071 You know better than that. You wait for your lunch hour. 909 01:09:24,241 --> 01:09:26,567 But it's important. I gotta call my mother. 910 01:09:26,786 --> 01:09:29,822 She was standing on the corner minding her business... 911 01:09:29,997 --> 01:09:34,042 -...and this tractor-trailer ran her over. -Again? 912 01:09:34,210 --> 01:09:36,037 Your mother is having a bad month. 913 01:09:36,212 --> 01:09:39,166 Didn't she fall off a cross-town bus last week? 914 01:09:39,549 --> 01:09:41,625 I'd like to be her beneficiary. 915 01:09:56,817 --> 01:09:59,521 -Get away from that phone! -No, wait a minute! 916 01:09:59,695 --> 01:10:01,936 -Get out of here! -No, I was here first! 917 01:10:02,114 --> 01:10:06,028 -I gotta reach out and touch someone. -All right, forget it. Fine. 918 01:10:07,911 --> 01:10:09,785 MAN: There she is. 919 01:10:12,374 --> 01:10:13,785 [SPEAKING WITH A BRITISH ACCENT] 920 01:10:13,959 --> 01:10:18,206 Yes, good afternoon. May I speak with Lady Sarah, please? 921 01:10:18,756 --> 01:10:21,757 Oh, my name? Sybil Fawlty. 922 01:10:21,926 --> 01:10:26,255 Yes, I'm the social secretary to Lady, Lady.... 923 01:10:27,223 --> 01:10:31,091 Lady Andatramp. Yeah, that's right. Lady Andatramp. 924 01:10:31,311 --> 01:10:33,932 You know, she's the Dutch dog fancier. 925 01:10:34,105 --> 01:10:35,564 Yes. 926 01:10:36,149 --> 01:10:40,063 Oh, yes. Could you hold on one second? 927 01:10:40,236 --> 01:10:41,814 -What? -You gonna be all day? 928 01:10:41,988 --> 01:10:46,946 Don't piss me off! Get the fuck out of my face, okay? Dickhead! 929 01:10:47,119 --> 01:10:51,448 Look, can you tell me where I might find Lady Sarah? 930 01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:55,407 Elizabeth Arden? All day? 931 01:11:01,258 --> 01:11:03,583 Go be a gentleman, see where that gets you. 932 01:11:03,761 --> 01:11:05,385 TERRY: I mean, that's our jobs. 933 01:11:08,933 --> 01:11:11,969 Yes. Thank you so much. God save the queen. 934 01:11:12,144 --> 01:11:16,890 Bon vivant. Arrivederci. That kind of thing. Yes, bye-bye. Bye. 935 01:11:18,025 --> 01:11:19,484 [PHONE RINGS] 936 01:11:19,694 --> 01:11:21,153 What? 937 01:11:21,779 --> 01:11:23,986 You want a quarter? Kiss my ass! 938 01:11:24,157 --> 01:11:26,992 Find me in New York for this fucking quarter. 939 01:11:29,746 --> 01:11:31,121 [PHONE RINGS] 940 01:11:31,331 --> 01:11:35,032 Okay, okay, okay. I was just-- Here's your quarter. 941 01:11:35,210 --> 01:11:38,211 I'm sorry. Who knew there was a phone gestapo? I mean-- 942 01:11:41,633 --> 01:11:44,634 MAN: Could you get my umbrella while you're at it there? 943 01:11:46,680 --> 01:11:48,507 TERRY: These guys are serious. 944 01:11:48,682 --> 01:11:50,342 [SCREAMING] 945 01:11:54,897 --> 01:11:56,011 Hey, my umbrella! 946 01:11:56,232 --> 01:11:58,355 TERRY: Oh, shit! 947 01:12:01,028 --> 01:12:04,563 Hey, hey, hey! Stop, stop, stop! Call the police! 948 01:12:04,740 --> 01:12:09,237 You can't miss me! I'm a little black woman in a big silver box... 949 01:12:09,412 --> 01:12:14,370 ...and the top of the thing says "phone." Help! 950 01:12:14,584 --> 01:12:18,664 Oh, Jesus! Hey! Watch out for the car! 951 01:12:18,880 --> 01:12:23,625 Help! I'm stuck in a phone booth! Help! 952 01:12:24,010 --> 01:12:27,960 You, brother! Yo, brother man! Black power! Get me the fuck out of here! 953 01:12:28,139 --> 01:12:29,254 Right on! 954 01:12:29,432 --> 01:12:31,259 TERRY: Don't wave at me! Call the police! 955 01:12:31,435 --> 01:12:34,768 Help me! Call the police! 956 01:12:34,980 --> 01:12:38,515 Oh, fuck! Help! Help! 957 01:12:38,734 --> 01:12:41,901 -We're gonna clean your window. -Don't wash the windows. 958 01:12:42,070 --> 01:12:45,071 -Don't wa-- Get me out! -Come on, give us some money! 959 01:12:45,240 --> 01:12:49,108 Only in New York could you be in a phone booth, and nobody does anything. 960 01:12:49,370 --> 01:12:56,119 Help! I'm moving towards the uptown area. Help me now! 961 01:12:56,335 --> 01:12:58,411 [SIREN WAILING] 962 01:12:59,213 --> 01:13:01,502 Oh, fuck! 963 01:13:03,885 --> 01:13:06,173 Stop! 964 01:13:13,603 --> 01:13:16,889 I'll get-- I'll get back to you. 965 01:13:26,950 --> 01:13:30,651 -Oh, you found me! MAN: Lady, you okay? 966 01:13:32,039 --> 01:13:35,953 TERRY: Hey, get the SWAT guys! Your ass is mine now! 967 01:13:36,168 --> 01:13:37,199 Asshole! 968 01:13:37,753 --> 01:13:39,128 Whoa. 969 01:13:39,296 --> 01:13:42,997 -I owe you one. -Oh, no! No, you're gonna kill me! 970 01:13:43,175 --> 01:13:45,631 -I'm dying! -No, you're not gonna die. 971 01:13:45,845 --> 01:13:48,466 -Not yet. Not till you tell me the truth. -What? 972 01:13:48,681 --> 01:13:51,801 -Let the serum take effect, Terry. -Truth serum? 973 01:13:51,976 --> 01:13:54,930 -What kind of hokey shit is that? -Tell me the truth. 974 01:13:55,104 --> 01:13:58,224 -Tell me the truth. -I'm not gonna tell you anything! 975 01:13:58,441 --> 01:14:02,735 -Come on. Where is Jack? Come on. -You know, my ears are ringing. 976 01:14:02,946 --> 01:14:05,484 -Only the truth, Terry. -It is the truth. 977 01:14:05,657 --> 01:14:08,907 I don't know anything. I don't know anything about anything. 978 01:14:09,077 --> 01:14:13,157 -I don't know anything about Jack Fla- -Where is he, Terry? 979 01:14:14,791 --> 01:14:16,950 -I.... You know, I-- -Fuck the insurance! 980 01:14:17,127 --> 01:14:19,499 -Is my face melting? -The key! 981 01:14:19,671 --> 01:14:23,799 The key, Terry! I need the key! Jack's code key. What's the key? 982 01:14:23,967 --> 01:14:25,545 -The key? -Yes. 983 01:14:25,719 --> 01:14:28,969 -The key! -The key is the key. 984 01:14:29,139 --> 01:14:31,428 -What does that mean? -The key is the key. 985 01:14:31,600 --> 01:14:36,346 I gave her too much. Goddamn it! Get in the car! Damn it! 986 01:14:36,522 --> 01:14:39,725 I'll meet you back in the basement. She's got too much. 987 01:14:39,942 --> 01:14:43,276 The basement? You're not taking anybody to the basement. 988 01:14:43,446 --> 01:14:46,447 -Hello, police? I'm being taken-- -Hey, stop that! 989 01:14:46,616 --> 01:14:50,281 -Do you read me? Stop, stop, stop! -What do you think you're doing? 990 01:14:50,453 --> 01:14:54,202 Hey! Put that down! Turn that off! Hey! Give me that! 991 01:14:54,374 --> 01:14:57,825 You bitch! Hey, you stupid bitch! Let go of my arm! 992 01:14:58,002 --> 01:15:01,621 Unlock the door! What? Give me that! 993 01:15:02,549 --> 01:15:06,547 Oh, shit! Carl! Carl! 994 01:15:06,720 --> 01:15:10,338 Oh, my God! Turn right! Oh, my God! 995 01:15:11,975 --> 01:15:14,051 [CARS CRASHING] 996 01:15:14,269 --> 01:15:18,433 And you deserve it, asshole! And that's the truth! 997 01:15:21,819 --> 01:15:25,152 Oh, my God. You ever wonder what the fuck Martinizing is? 998 01:15:25,322 --> 01:15:26,520 -Yeah. -I do. 999 01:15:26,699 --> 01:15:28,905 I wonder about that stuff all the time. 1000 01:15:29,076 --> 01:15:32,279 Oh, look! A tropical fish and his mate! 1001 01:15:32,455 --> 01:15:35,871 -I love it. MAN: See, I told you you look good. 1002 01:15:36,042 --> 01:15:37,750 Oh, boy. 1003 01:15:38,878 --> 01:15:41,665 Boy, they got funky-looking people in New York. 1004 01:15:42,465 --> 01:15:47,211 I have to go to Elizabeth Arden. I gotta save my friend Jack. 1005 01:15:47,387 --> 01:15:49,759 You know, he's a spy. 1006 01:15:52,726 --> 01:15:56,059 How do you know that's what happens when you put Ex-Lax in tea? 1007 01:15:56,229 --> 01:15:59,349 DRIVER: I thought I heard everything. Thanks, lady. 1008 01:15:59,524 --> 01:16:04,436 TERRY: Who the fuck is Elizabeth Arden? I don't know. Hey, baby, open the door. 1009 01:16:04,613 --> 01:16:08,231 -Good afternoon, madam. -Taxi! 1010 01:16:10,202 --> 01:16:12,278 [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 1011 01:16:12,496 --> 01:16:13,871 [YELLING] 1012 01:16:14,373 --> 01:16:18,585 Jesus! Jesus! I-- 1013 01:16:18,752 --> 01:16:22,335 -I have to see Lady Sarah Billings. -She's having her treatment. 1014 01:16:22,506 --> 01:16:26,041 -May I take a message? Security, please. TERRY: Jesus! 1015 01:16:26,260 --> 01:16:29,594 -No wonder they call it toilet water. -You can't go in there. 1016 01:16:29,805 --> 01:16:32,213 -What's your name? -Earl. 1017 01:16:32,392 --> 01:16:34,680 You look like a smart guy, Earl. 1018 01:16:34,852 --> 01:16:39,811 See this face? This is the face of a woman on the edge, Earl. 1019 01:16:40,024 --> 01:16:43,690 -I know. My wife's got the same face. -You have to make a decision. 1020 01:16:43,903 --> 01:16:47,948 Do you wanna work here, or do you want to live? 1021 01:16:51,203 --> 01:16:53,658 I quit, I quit. 1022 01:16:53,830 --> 01:16:55,206 TERRY: Sarah! 1023 01:16:55,374 --> 01:16:57,450 RECEPTIONIST: Does anyone have a pocket pistol? 1024 01:16:57,626 --> 01:17:01,458 God, it's hot in here! I can't believe this. What are you people doing? 1025 01:17:01,672 --> 01:17:04,424 You don't have to spend your money! Spend my money! 1026 01:17:04,633 --> 01:17:07,171 You want some money? Beauty comes from within! 1027 01:17:07,386 --> 01:17:09,295 It's not something you can buy! 1028 01:17:10,347 --> 01:17:14,511 Except for you. You need the most help. Use my MasterCard. 1029 01:17:14,727 --> 01:17:15,758 Sarah! 1030 01:17:15,936 --> 01:17:18,013 RECEPTIONIST: She doesn't know what she means. 1031 01:17:18,189 --> 01:17:20,347 Look at this woman! She looks terrible! 1032 01:17:20,525 --> 01:17:22,067 RECEPTIONIST: It's a man. 1033 01:17:23,111 --> 01:17:25,815 WOMAN: Well, I never! 1034 01:17:25,988 --> 01:17:27,946 TERRY: Sorry. Sarah! Sarah! 1035 01:17:28,157 --> 01:17:29,438 -No! -Sarah! 1036 01:17:29,617 --> 01:17:31,943 -No! Miss! -Sarah! 1037 01:17:32,453 --> 01:17:33,568 Miss! Miss! 1038 01:17:33,746 --> 01:17:36,416 What the fuck are you running here, Wild Kingdom? 1039 01:17:36,583 --> 01:17:39,786 Loveliness is a woman's obligation and reward. 1040 01:17:39,961 --> 01:17:40,993 Her biggest-- 1041 01:17:42,589 --> 01:17:45,507 Hi. Remember me? 1042 01:17:46,051 --> 01:17:51,425 Embassy ball? Liz Carlson's cousin Terry Doolittle. Hi. 1043 01:17:52,683 --> 01:17:54,889 -Good to see you. -How are you? 1044 01:17:55,102 --> 01:17:58,934 Oh, boy, well. You know, I hate my job. I hate this city. 1045 01:17:59,148 --> 01:18:03,810 I'm a little bit lonely periodically. I feel like I got my period every day. 1046 01:18:03,986 --> 01:18:06,857 For the most part, the spy stuff is-- Big mistake. 1047 01:18:07,073 --> 01:18:12,198 -Other than that, I'm great. -Karen, just give us five minutes, please. 1048 01:18:13,704 --> 01:18:17,405 Don't take too long. You'll lose that tonality. 1049 01:18:17,917 --> 01:18:21,167 We don't want your cheeks dropping to your knees. 1050 01:18:21,504 --> 01:18:24,707 -Where is he? -Russia, I think. I'm not sure. 1051 01:18:24,883 --> 01:18:27,456 People are chasing him. He needs to get out. 1052 01:18:27,635 --> 01:18:31,468 I thought we could go to your husband and get an exit contact for him. 1053 01:18:32,682 --> 01:18:35,802 -Why on earth would we do that? -He's your friend. 1054 01:18:35,977 --> 01:18:38,895 That's what you do for friends is you help them out. 1055 01:18:39,106 --> 01:18:42,973 -You're assuming a great deal. -Come on, Sarah. 1056 01:18:43,151 --> 01:18:46,770 I mean, you don't want me to beg on my knees, do you? I mean.... 1057 01:18:46,947 --> 01:18:51,027 You guys had a thing once. You were close. I mean, come on. 1058 01:18:51,243 --> 01:18:54,659 Jack was a very long time ago. I can't help you. 1059 01:18:54,830 --> 01:18:57,238 -Oh, you can't? -I'm sorry, Miss Doolittle. 1060 01:18:57,416 --> 01:18:59,492 There's absolutely nothing I can do. 1061 01:18:59,710 --> 01:19:03,838 You're just gonna lay back in your pink room, in your pink towel... 1062 01:19:04,006 --> 01:19:08,585 ...with your little pink face and your pink blanket and your big, pink feet. 1063 01:19:08,803 --> 01:19:13,512 And you're gonna lay there and tell me you're sorry? You're more than sorry. 1064 01:19:13,683 --> 01:19:19,971 You know? You know what you are? You're-- You're sad. 1065 01:19:31,702 --> 01:19:36,862 LARRY: Hey, Terry, you are late. Page is pissed, man. He is smoking. 1066 01:19:37,040 --> 01:19:39,876 Larry, you gotta stop smoking them cigars, man. 1067 01:19:40,043 --> 01:19:44,255 -And for God's sake, lose some weight. -I lost five pounds last week. 1068 01:19:44,465 --> 01:19:48,048 I even cut back on hog maws and chitterlings. 1069 01:19:50,387 --> 01:19:52,713 -Hi. -Hey, you're late! You're late. 1070 01:19:54,183 --> 01:19:56,757 -I'm gonna slide on down-- DOUG: Is she drunk? 1071 01:19:56,936 --> 01:19:59,308 CYNTHIA: What's she doing? TERRY: Okay. 1072 01:19:59,480 --> 01:20:00,974 -She cracks me up. DOUG: Terry. 1073 01:20:01,190 --> 01:20:03,728 Come on, get up. Mr. Page is going to see you. 1074 01:20:03,901 --> 01:20:05,811 -I'm okay. -Where have you been? 1075 01:20:05,987 --> 01:20:07,232 I went and had-- 1076 01:20:07,405 --> 01:20:09,730 Stop wearing this lipstick. Do me a favor. 1077 01:20:09,908 --> 01:20:11,817 -Okay. -It looks so strange on your lips. 1078 01:20:11,993 --> 01:20:17,332 -Get her some water. She's drunk. -Marry her. The babies need a last name. 1079 01:20:17,499 --> 01:20:19,159 -Did you tell her? -No. 1080 01:20:19,376 --> 01:20:22,412 Terry, what's wrong with you? You look awful. 1081 01:20:22,629 --> 01:20:24,669 -Your ulcer. TERRY: Is Page looking for me? 1082 01:20:24,881 --> 01:20:26,958 Every five minutes. Be cool. 1083 01:20:27,175 --> 01:20:33,380 Congratulations. You've finally shattered the Guinness record for tardiness. 1084 01:20:33,599 --> 01:20:35,722 I'm taking you upstairs. 1085 01:20:36,310 --> 01:20:39,062 I'm not gonna say anything. 1086 01:20:40,940 --> 01:20:45,151 Maybe one or two things. Come here. All six of you, come here. 1087 01:20:45,361 --> 01:20:51,446 Look, I've just had several of the worst days of my young life, Mr. Page. 1088 01:20:51,617 --> 01:20:54,453 And, well, the last thing I need... 1089 01:20:54,871 --> 01:20:59,948 ...is some jiggerhead like you to be screaming at me in a whiny voice. 1090 01:21:00,168 --> 01:21:04,462 If you don't leave me alone, I'm gonna snatch this bad boy off your head. 1091 01:21:04,672 --> 01:21:06,333 I'll have to ram this... 1092 01:21:06,508 --> 01:21:08,750 ...straight up your chocolate whiz way. 1093 01:21:08,927 --> 01:21:12,296 LISA: Oh, my God. -Get Larry, the heavyset guard. 1094 01:21:12,973 --> 01:21:15,179 MARTY: Call an ambulance! -Hey, that's my hat. 1095 01:21:15,392 --> 01:21:18,975 Help me with her. Just put that down. 1096 01:21:19,187 --> 01:21:21,180 I had no idea he was bald. 1097 01:21:21,356 --> 01:21:23,563 MARTY: What did you think that was? -Hair. 1098 01:21:23,942 --> 01:21:26,268 -Mr. Page, can we use your office? MR. PAGE: No. 1099 01:21:26,445 --> 01:21:30,490 -Come on. It's office decorum. MR. PAGE: Well, put her in my office. 1100 01:21:35,538 --> 01:21:36,913 [CLATTERING] 1101 01:22:00,105 --> 01:22:01,480 [YELLS] 1102 01:22:02,482 --> 01:22:06,480 -Hi, Sarah. -Oh. 1103 01:22:06,653 --> 01:22:08,112 Come in. 1104 01:22:09,573 --> 01:22:15,243 -I'm sorry to bother you. -I was just cleaning up my apartment. 1105 01:22:15,412 --> 01:22:18,082 I was afraid to call, and this couldn't wait. 1106 01:22:18,290 --> 01:22:20,995 Do you remember what you said to me at the salon? 1107 01:22:21,168 --> 01:22:24,952 -Not a goddamn word of it. -You were very eloquent. 1108 01:22:25,673 --> 01:22:28,508 Really? Thanks. 1109 01:22:28,676 --> 01:22:31,048 So I persuaded my husband to get involved. 1110 01:22:31,220 --> 01:22:33,925 He, in turn, spoke with Ml-5 in London. 1111 01:22:36,684 --> 01:22:37,763 This is for Jack? 1112 01:22:37,977 --> 01:22:40,812 In the envelope, you'll find the name of a person... 1113 01:22:40,980 --> 01:22:45,559 ...and a rendezvous point. If Jack makes this contact, he'll be home in 72 hours. 1114 01:22:49,531 --> 01:22:53,694 Hey. You're a real lady, Sarah. 1115 01:23:06,715 --> 01:23:11,673 Jack, you got good taste. Pack your bags, bud. 1116 01:23:11,845 --> 01:23:17,350 I got good news for you. I got your exit contact from your old flame. 1117 01:23:17,518 --> 01:23:19,926 JACK: Who? -I knew you'd want to know. 1118 01:23:20,104 --> 01:23:21,931 Sinai Sarah. 1119 01:23:25,026 --> 01:23:27,896 Maybe we should leave this game to the women. 1120 01:23:28,112 --> 01:23:31,279 Yes. Or maybe if you left it to the women... 1121 01:23:31,449 --> 01:23:34,533 ...we wouldn't be playing these stupid games. 1122 01:23:36,329 --> 01:23:42,083 Okay. "Contact Burg will meet you tomorrow." Okay. 1123 01:23:42,293 --> 01:23:48,166 Contact Burghardt. Will meet you at Rezo Inn 5 p.m. tomorrow. 1124 01:23:49,342 --> 01:23:50,837 Thanks. 1125 01:23:51,511 --> 01:23:57,965 Smooth talker. Take care of yourself. Keep your terminal open tomorrow. 1126 01:23:58,143 --> 01:24:02,390 I owe you my life. I don't know how I can ever repay you. 1127 01:24:04,566 --> 01:24:09,312 I think I'll settle for veal dinner. 1128 01:24:09,488 --> 01:24:11,695 You're on. How about Orlando's? 1129 01:24:12,533 --> 01:24:17,325 Not bad taste. Orlando's. Sure. Anything else? 1130 01:24:18,456 --> 01:24:19,736 Sweet dreams. 1131 01:24:25,463 --> 01:24:27,290 You too, Jack. 1132 01:24:29,050 --> 01:24:31,043 You too, man. 1133 01:24:52,032 --> 01:24:53,859 Oh, shit. 1134 01:24:54,034 --> 01:24:58,696 MAN: Mm, mm, mm, mm! 1135 01:24:58,873 --> 01:25:02,455 Baby, look what we have here. 1136 01:25:03,794 --> 01:25:06,831 -Take your hands off me. -What's wrong with you? 1137 01:25:07,006 --> 01:25:09,212 -Who taught you how to dress? -I did. 1138 01:25:09,425 --> 01:25:11,252 -Rattle my chains. -Fucking mother! 1139 01:25:11,427 --> 01:25:14,843 -Hey, baby, don't worry. I'll go first. -You don't want me. 1140 01:25:15,014 --> 01:25:17,932 You don't want me. I got diseases. 1141 01:25:18,142 --> 01:25:23,350 -I got shit that'll make your dick fall off. MAN: Baby, my dick glows in the dark. 1142 01:25:24,107 --> 01:25:26,894 She don't deserve us. She was your chick. 1143 01:25:27,110 --> 01:25:29,067 I'm cured! I'm cured! 1144 01:25:29,237 --> 01:25:34,824 I'm gonna party with you guys. We'll have a great time! 1145 01:25:34,993 --> 01:25:36,487 And we'll have sex! 1146 01:25:36,703 --> 01:25:39,408 -We'll do lots of drugs! -Yeah. 1147 01:25:39,581 --> 01:25:43,875 We'll have a real good time, and then we'll get down and boogie. 1148 01:25:44,086 --> 01:25:46,957 -I think I got a business appointment. -I gotta go! 1149 01:25:47,172 --> 01:25:53,009 What's the matter? I said, I was cured. Where are you going? I'm cured. 1150 01:25:55,306 --> 01:25:56,765 [SCREAMING] 1151 01:26:06,859 --> 01:26:08,686 TALBOT: Good afternoon. 1152 01:26:11,197 --> 01:26:12,573 Ah! 1153 01:26:14,784 --> 01:26:16,611 TERRY: What? -Good afternoon. 1154 01:26:17,370 --> 01:26:21,285 -What do you mean, afternoon? -It's a little after 3. 1155 01:26:24,002 --> 01:26:30,372 You're too late. I already sent Jack his exit contact. 1156 01:26:30,592 --> 01:26:33,262 -Yes, I know. -What do you mean? 1157 01:26:33,428 --> 01:26:36,513 TALBOT: Who do you think gave the exit contact to Lord Malcolm? 1158 01:26:36,682 --> 01:26:40,680 Where did you think he'd come? We're his trusted staff. 1159 01:26:42,938 --> 01:26:45,560 You bastards! 1160 01:26:47,485 --> 01:26:49,561 [MEN LAUGHING] 1161 01:26:52,198 --> 01:26:54,605 Don't underestimate your role. 1162 01:26:54,784 --> 01:26:59,161 You led us right to Jack. You sprang the trap. 1163 01:27:01,291 --> 01:27:04,042 No. Jack was hip to you. 1164 01:27:04,210 --> 01:27:08,208 And Jack knew you were playing both sides of the fence. 1165 01:27:08,381 --> 01:27:12,165 -And that's why you're so pissed off. -Please, Miss Doolittle. 1166 01:27:12,344 --> 01:27:15,795 In a very short while, he'll be dead. Know why? 1167 01:27:16,014 --> 01:27:19,300 Because he's going to contact Burghardt. At the Rezo lnn. 1168 01:27:19,476 --> 01:27:21,967 5 p.m. Ring a bell? 1169 01:27:22,437 --> 01:27:24,513 -No. -What do you mean, no? 1170 01:27:25,315 --> 01:27:29,859 -I mean, that's not the message I sent. -What was the message you sent? 1171 01:27:31,613 --> 01:27:34,365 Wouldn't you like to know. 1172 01:27:34,575 --> 01:27:39,782 Lord Malcolm might not be that swift, but he seems to be onto you chumps. 1173 01:27:39,997 --> 01:27:42,998 -She's bluffing. -We'll soon find out. 1174 01:27:43,209 --> 01:27:45,996 You're gonna tell us what we want to know. 1175 01:27:46,170 --> 01:27:47,878 Who are you? The Pillsbury Doughboy? 1176 01:27:48,089 --> 01:27:51,292 Ooh! Just kidding. 1177 01:27:51,467 --> 01:27:54,504 I congratulate you on your analysis of my situation. 1178 01:27:54,679 --> 01:27:59,140 Jack has uncovered information linking an official to an unfriendly government. 1179 01:27:59,309 --> 01:28:05,643 -By now, he accurately suspects me. -You're a KGB whoozi-whatsits. 1180 01:28:05,815 --> 01:28:07,191 A mole! 1181 01:28:07,400 --> 01:28:13,071 -Very good! You're a clever girl. -What contact did you send? 1182 01:28:15,200 --> 01:28:18,450 Carl, please persuade her. 1183 01:28:28,130 --> 01:28:30,123 What contact did you send? 1184 01:28:30,299 --> 01:28:34,131 Since I didn't know where Jack was, I had to discredit his information. 1185 01:28:34,303 --> 01:28:37,755 I put out the word that he killed Carlson and then defected. 1186 01:28:38,683 --> 01:28:41,470 That closed most doors. 1187 01:28:42,687 --> 01:28:45,557 That's why he wound up with you. 1188 01:28:47,650 --> 01:28:50,355 -We don't have much time. -Enough rehearsal. 1189 01:28:51,780 --> 01:28:54,484 This is for what you did to our friend Zarkoff. 1190 01:28:54,699 --> 01:28:56,491 Don't do it! 1191 01:29:06,295 --> 01:29:07,705 TALBOT: Come on! Come on! 1192 01:29:07,879 --> 01:29:09,956 [YELLING] 1193 01:29:11,717 --> 01:29:15,382 TALBOT: Watch out! Get up! Get up! Hurry! 1194 01:29:16,597 --> 01:29:17,628 Don't kill her. 1195 01:29:17,848 --> 01:29:21,015 -No, don't kill me. You're right. -She's worthless dead. 1196 01:29:21,185 --> 01:29:23,890 -I gotta be sure. -Be sure, Mr. Talbot. 1197 01:29:24,105 --> 01:29:25,813 -Shoot her in the legs. TERRY: No! 1198 01:29:26,023 --> 01:29:30,981 Are you crazy? If you shoot me in the legs, I'll blow my brains out. 1199 01:29:32,155 --> 01:29:35,987 TALBOT: It's just another bluff. -No, it isn't! Look! See? See? Look. 1200 01:29:36,200 --> 01:29:40,329 I'm gonna kill myself. Finger on the trigger. Stay right there. 1201 01:29:40,538 --> 01:29:43,076 She can't leave the consulate. Take the stairs. 1202 01:29:43,291 --> 01:29:45,747 Ah! There's a lady with a gun! 1203 01:29:46,378 --> 01:29:49,332 MAN: What has she got in her hand? -She's got a weapon! 1204 01:29:49,506 --> 01:29:51,582 [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 1205 01:29:52,592 --> 01:29:55,510 TERRY: Call the police. -My God, you're a terrorist. 1206 01:29:55,679 --> 01:29:58,715 TERRY: Call the police. GILLIAN: Do you have a list of demands? 1207 01:29:58,932 --> 01:30:03,594 I demand you call the fucking police. I demand you call the fucking police! 1208 01:30:03,771 --> 01:30:06,226 Want a hostage? I've been trained to be one. 1209 01:30:06,440 --> 01:30:10,817 Please. I have a gun in your face. I'm threatening myself. 1210 01:30:11,654 --> 01:30:13,730 All right, freeze! Drop it! 1211 01:30:14,156 --> 01:30:17,940 Okay! God. 1212 01:30:18,911 --> 01:30:21,367 It's down. 1213 01:30:22,623 --> 01:30:24,782 It took you guys long enough to get here. 1214 01:30:24,959 --> 01:30:26,619 COP: Let's go. Read her her rights. 1215 01:30:26,794 --> 01:30:30,294 -Come peacefully, you won't get hurt. -I'm glad to see you guys. 1216 01:30:30,506 --> 01:30:34,125 Those guys tried to put my lights out. I gotta get downtown fast. 1217 01:30:34,302 --> 01:30:36,460 COP: Don't worry, you will. -Hey! 1218 01:30:37,180 --> 01:30:38,840 Get in. 1219 01:30:46,857 --> 01:30:50,937 Did you see the look on that schmuck's face? Jeez, this is great! 1220 01:30:51,153 --> 01:30:54,154 -Shut the fuck up. -Hey, don't talk to me like that. 1221 01:30:54,364 --> 01:30:56,690 Could you drop me off downtown? 1222 01:30:56,867 --> 01:31:00,532 -I have important business to deal with. -You are nuts. 1223 01:31:00,746 --> 01:31:04,791 You still don't get it? Look, there's a guy in Russia who's gonna die... 1224 01:31:05,000 --> 01:31:08,167 ...unless I get back to my computer terminal in 45 minutes. 1225 01:31:08,337 --> 01:31:12,417 It'll take that long to book you. You'll be lucky to get there in 45 days! 1226 01:31:12,633 --> 01:31:16,963 -Book me? Book me? Bullshit! -Hey, sit down! 1227 01:31:17,263 --> 01:31:19,339 [HORNS HONKING] 1228 01:31:19,932 --> 01:31:24,927 COP: Hey, Charlie. Charlie, you all right? All right, call it in! I'm going after her. 1229 01:31:41,830 --> 01:31:44,404 Coming through! Get out of the way! Look out! 1230 01:31:44,583 --> 01:31:46,622 LARRY: Slow down. You're gonna hurt yourself. 1231 01:31:47,628 --> 01:31:50,297 -Get out of the way, Lisa! DOUG: Marty called. 1232 01:31:50,798 --> 01:31:55,045 Maybe she got herself a boyfriend. Terry, what's going on? 1233 01:31:55,261 --> 01:31:59,839 -Jack. B-Flat. -See, what did I tell you? Jack. 1234 01:32:00,057 --> 01:32:04,102 Jack, do you receive? Jack? 1235 01:32:04,312 --> 01:32:06,600 JACK: Jack here. Just leaving. Anything wrong? 1236 01:32:06,814 --> 01:32:10,479 Listen carefully. Can--? 1237 01:32:10,693 --> 01:32:16,114 Jack? What is this? Every time, I get this Russian bitch on my terminal! 1238 01:32:16,324 --> 01:32:19,076 -Fucking machine! -It's unbelievable. You're fired. 1239 01:32:19,244 --> 01:32:22,660 I'm conferring with members of the British financial community. 1240 01:32:22,872 --> 01:32:26,573 -And they hear this language. TALBOT: It's all right. We're used to it. 1241 01:32:26,793 --> 01:32:27,956 Well, I'm sorry, I.... 1242 01:32:28,128 --> 01:32:30,880 It appears you did send the Burghardt contact. 1243 01:32:31,089 --> 01:32:34,754 MR. PAGE: I couldn't find the Burghardt information on any of these terminals. 1244 01:32:34,968 --> 01:32:38,005 TERRY: Bastard. JACK: Terry, what's wrong? 1245 01:32:38,180 --> 01:32:41,964 -Tell him nothing's wrong. -Who are these people? I want to know-- 1246 01:32:42,142 --> 01:32:43,802 -Step out, Mr. Page. -Tell him. 1247 01:32:43,977 --> 01:32:46,729 MR. PAGE: Get Larry, the guard. -Take your hands off me. 1248 01:32:46,897 --> 01:32:50,349 LARRY: Can't help you now, Mr. Page. 1249 01:32:56,282 --> 01:32:58,820 JACK: Terry, what's wrong? 1250 01:33:09,170 --> 01:33:11,459 On second thought, Mr. Talbot... 1251 01:33:13,925 --> 01:33:16,333 ...send it your goddamn self. 1252 01:33:19,472 --> 01:33:21,714 -Oh, you shouldn't-- -Shut up! 1253 01:33:23,185 --> 01:33:26,020 Don't let her send! Hunter, stop her! 1254 01:33:26,229 --> 01:33:29,017 Don't let her send a message! Keep her away from-- 1255 01:33:30,150 --> 01:33:31,561 [SCREAMING] 1256 01:33:31,944 --> 01:33:33,853 My hat! My hat! 1257 01:33:38,576 --> 01:33:40,615 TALBOT: Don't kill anyone! 1258 01:33:41,620 --> 01:33:45,072 -Oh, my God! TALBOT: Don't shoot the machines! 1259 01:33:53,424 --> 01:33:56,176 JACK: Terry, must leave in order to make contact. 1260 01:33:56,386 --> 01:33:58,177 MR. PAGE: Get off my foot! 1261 01:33:59,180 --> 01:34:03,926 TERRY: Burghardt is setup. Will kill you. HUNTER: Oh, no, you don't! 1262 01:34:04,102 --> 01:34:07,471 -Kill her? TALBOT: Feel free! 1263 01:34:08,106 --> 01:34:09,481 Carl! 1264 01:34:13,361 --> 01:34:14,904 Why do I have to work here? 1265 01:34:28,085 --> 01:34:30,125 Cancel that message. 1266 01:34:36,927 --> 01:34:40,795 Cancel the message. Cancel the message. 1267 01:34:41,015 --> 01:34:43,969 I'll cancel something even better. 1268 01:34:49,315 --> 01:34:51,107 [WHINING] 1269 01:35:00,076 --> 01:35:03,908 I don't believe her. 1270 01:35:05,373 --> 01:35:07,081 -What's his code? -Who are you? 1271 01:35:07,292 --> 01:35:11,504 CIA. What's his code? What's his code? 1272 01:35:11,672 --> 01:35:15,372 -Give me his code, goddamn it! -All right. It's B-Flat. God. 1273 01:35:15,592 --> 01:35:17,834 DOUG: Take a picture of me next to the dead guy. 1274 01:35:18,011 --> 01:35:19,969 JACK: Still here, sweetheart. 1275 01:35:20,139 --> 01:35:25,477 MARTY: Glad to hear it, honey. It's Peter Caen. 1276 01:35:26,979 --> 01:35:30,063 -You're Peter Caen? -Yeah. I'll explain it all later. 1277 01:35:30,232 --> 01:35:32,640 -The one on the frying pan? -Yes. 1278 01:35:34,320 --> 01:35:36,692 Have Talbot. Have exit contact. 1279 01:35:36,906 --> 01:35:43,027 Meet Matuchek, store on Balton Street. Will get you home. Promise. 1280 01:35:43,246 --> 01:35:47,160 -Anything you want to say? -Well, tell him not to forget our date. 1281 01:35:47,375 --> 01:35:49,831 All this is for a date? 1282 01:36:27,083 --> 01:36:29,241 WAITER: Our specials tonight-- 1283 01:36:29,460 --> 01:36:32,960 -Welcome back. -Well, thank you. Excuse me. 1284 01:36:33,798 --> 01:36:36,040 Darling, I'm sorry. 1285 01:37:02,202 --> 01:37:07,114 WAITER: More bread sticks, madame? -Oh, no. Could I have the check, please? 1286 01:37:24,100 --> 01:37:25,760 Hi. 1287 01:37:28,354 --> 01:37:31,439 Hi, Marty. I'm sorry, Peter. 1288 01:37:31,649 --> 01:37:34,223 -It's all right. -What are you doing here? 1289 01:37:34,694 --> 01:37:38,312 -You look very nice. -Yeah? Thanks. 1290 01:37:38,490 --> 01:37:41,491 -What are you doing here? -Jack isn't coming. 1291 01:37:42,702 --> 01:37:45,028 I'm sorry. He sent me a telex from London. 1292 01:37:45,205 --> 01:37:49,417 Told me to come and explain it to you. I know that he wanted to be here. 1293 01:37:49,585 --> 01:37:51,328 It's no big deal, you know. 1294 01:37:51,503 --> 01:37:54,707 After all, I was just some words on a screen, right? 1295 01:37:54,882 --> 01:37:59,045 A screwdriver, a mechanic's tool to be used by you guys. 1296 01:38:00,304 --> 01:38:04,005 -He asked me to take care of this. -Please. No. 1297 01:38:05,393 --> 01:38:09,722 It's too much like him leaving my room and leaving money on the dresser. 1298 01:38:12,900 --> 01:38:16,269 -Forty dollars. Great. -Terry. 1299 01:38:16,446 --> 01:38:20,146 Well, I did my part for democracy. 1300 01:38:32,462 --> 01:38:34,834 I'll take you home, okay? 1301 01:38:35,173 --> 01:38:39,041 No. No. I'm okay. 1302 01:38:39,219 --> 01:38:41,212 -Yeah? -Yeah. 1303 01:38:46,810 --> 01:38:50,974 She should be happy. Page is leaving, and she's taking over his job. 1304 01:38:51,148 --> 01:38:54,813 If I'd known that'd get a promotion, I'd have blown up the place. 1305 01:38:54,985 --> 01:38:59,315 Terry, I've got a great idea. Let's have a little fun tonight after work. 1306 01:38:59,490 --> 01:39:03,440 -Yeah, quit moping. Come with us. -Yeah, we could go to Cole's. 1307 01:39:04,370 --> 01:39:08,582 -No, thanks, you guys. -Come on. 1308 01:39:14,672 --> 01:39:16,048 [COMPUTER BEEPING] 1309 01:39:16,216 --> 01:39:18,125 JACK: Knock, knock. 1310 01:39:25,934 --> 01:39:27,891 Knock, knock. Please. 1311 01:39:29,855 --> 01:39:31,563 Leave me alone. 1312 01:39:31,732 --> 01:39:35,860 I'm sorry. Unavoidably delayed in London. Queen thanks you. 1313 01:39:36,069 --> 01:39:39,189 Frankly, I don't give a shit about the queen. 1314 01:39:39,365 --> 01:39:41,820 I did give a shit about you, however. 1315 01:39:41,992 --> 01:39:46,370 I sat in that restaurant feeling stupid and hurt. 1316 01:39:46,539 --> 01:39:48,412 I mean, what happened to you? 1317 01:39:48,582 --> 01:39:53,577 All you had to do was come and say "hi" or "thanks" or something. 1318 01:39:53,754 --> 01:39:56,958 I mean, you just left me sitting there. 1319 01:39:57,175 --> 01:40:02,086 But no, you sent me to a restaurant with shitty bread sticks. 1320 01:40:02,263 --> 01:40:04,505 Sorry. I still want to take you to dinner. 1321 01:40:05,308 --> 01:40:10,813 Next time I'm in London, I'll look you up. 1322 01:40:13,024 --> 01:40:16,393 -Careful, you'll break your glasses. -Thank you. 1323 01:40:26,246 --> 01:40:30,030 -Where are you? -Two rows back, on the left. 1324 01:40:36,674 --> 01:40:38,049 Oh. 1325 01:40:42,179 --> 01:40:45,465 JACK: Aren't you gonna turn around? 1326 01:40:46,726 --> 01:40:48,184 No. 1327 01:40:49,896 --> 01:40:53,680 JACK: Why not? 1328 01:40:56,444 --> 01:40:59,860 Well, because it.... 1329 01:41:07,247 --> 01:41:08,990 Hi, Jack. 1330 01:41:17,049 --> 01:41:21,093 -I don't know how to thank you. -Don't worry. I have a list. 1331 01:41:28,352 --> 01:41:33,228 -What did you say about the queen? -Forget I said it. 1332 01:41:33,441 --> 01:41:35,682 -She'll be pleased to hear that. -I bet. 1333 01:41:35,860 --> 01:41:39,940 -How about that dinner? -I'm not dressed for dinner. 1334 01:41:40,156 --> 01:41:41,187 You look great. 1335 01:41:41,365 --> 01:41:45,233 Not as great as I looked the last time I got dressed to meet you. 1336 01:41:45,411 --> 01:41:48,994 I looked fantastic! Then all these crazy people-- 1337 01:41:49,165 --> 01:41:52,866 -Miss Doolittle? Never mind. CYNTHIA: Terry? 1338 01:41:53,086 --> 01:41:54,366 Is that him? 1339 01:41:55,130 --> 01:41:56,873 This is Jack. 1340 01:41:57,048 --> 01:41:59,586 CYNTHIA: Hi, Jack! 1341 01:41:59,801 --> 01:42:02,755 Ah! Wh--? 1342 01:42:03,221 --> 01:42:05,048 Go Terry! Yahoo! 1343 01:42:07,768 --> 01:42:08,966 Terry! 1344 01:42:14,149 --> 01:42:15,941 FRED: Way to go, Terry! 1345 01:42:16,235 --> 01:42:18,904 LARRY: You're looking lovely. You're looking spiffy. 1346 01:42:19,071 --> 01:42:21,147 You're looking good, mama!108564