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Hey, ya
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ZOEY: Couples...
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they come in every flavor imaginable,
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especially at Cal U,
and each one get a label.
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- The "CrossFit Couple."
- [Phone chiming]
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The "Throuple."
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Hot damn
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And, of course, the "Hella Cute Couple."
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[Phone chiming]
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But no matter what kind
of couple you're in,
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there's one label everyone wants.
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They just got tagged
"Relationship goals."
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Jaw drop.
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Jazz and Doug may be looking
like a snack or whatever,
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but Luca and I are out here
looking like a whole entr?e.
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[Phone chiming]
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Since he got back from Paris,
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Luca and I have been on the whole
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"getting used to being on
the same continent couple,"
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but are we not "relationship goals"?
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Watch out, world, I'm grown now
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I'm grown
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Learn something new every day
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I don't know, so I'm-a feel my way
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Got the weight of the world on me
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But no regrets, this is what I say
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Watch out, world, I'm grown now
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-
I'm grown -
You can tell me
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My heart beating so loud
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Mama, look, I'm grown now
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I'm grown
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Okay. Hold up.
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Jazz and Doug are
relationship goals now?
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HowSway.
I mean, you guys are adorable.
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Don't get me wrong.
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But you're not exactly Steph and Ayesha.
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- No offense.
- None taken.
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Those two are hella corny.
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Girl, amen.
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Skinny LeBron and Black Martha Stewart
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get on my nerves with her cookbook ass.
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But Riley Curry, though.
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All right. Why don't we agree to just
strongly disagree on that point?
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I'll circle back, by the way, but just,
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out of curiosity or whatever,
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why aren't Luca and I considered goals?
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I mean, guys, we're undeniably pretty.
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Zoey, relationship goals
aren't just about looks.
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No, of course. I-I totally get that.
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It's about a vibe, right?
It's about being aspirational,
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and I don't know what's
more aspirational
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than two people dripping in Louis.
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- This isn't about Louis.
- This is about a guy
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elevating a girl to wifey in a world
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full of situation-ships
and [bleep] boys.
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And [bleep] girls. We are out here, too.
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You all make it sound so cheap.
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It's about two people deciding to commit
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so you can stop using condoms.
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- Oh.
- Ooh.
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Luca and I are committed,
but still being safe.
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Guys, we just survived a three-month,
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long-distance relationship.
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We're talking about
"ride or die" commitment.
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The ones who stuck together
through the good, the bad,
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the jail time, like Gucci and Keyshia.
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Oh, my gosh. Those two are so heroic.
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I can't believe she stuck with
him throughout that whole bid.
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And those teeth.
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Cleaned up his diet while
he was in there, too.
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He came out looking like a zaddy.
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Ride or die, baby.
Ultimate relationship goals.
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Let's just be reasonable.
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Where are they riding to, and
why does someone have to die?
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It's just loyalty,
not that you would understand
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being a rich White girl from Alaska.
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- I'm from Connecticut.
- Girl, it's the same place.
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[Muttering] It's not. It's like a...
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Well, I actually agree with Nomi.
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Yeah, no, true love should
feel like a fairy tale.
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- Not what I said.
- That's not what she said.
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I am Meghan Markle.
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And I am looking for my
Prince Harry, #HappilyEverAfter.
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[Gags] Oh, I'm sorry.
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It's just that you're scaling
new heights of basic every time.
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Okay, all this just feels like
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a bunch of people raised
by single parents
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who are idealizing
romantic relationships.
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We get it. You read "The New Yorker."
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You can relax.
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Yeah, and none of us were raised
in a single-parent household.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Like, not one of us.
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Yeah.
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Well, you didn't let me get
to my second point, Zoey.
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There's a second one?
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Which is...
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you're all just a bunch of
vapid, pathetic followers
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who are in it for the flex.
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Hold up. There's nothing
vapid or pathetic
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about two people in love just
wanting the world to see.
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Plus these thirsty-ass hos need
to know who not to look at twice
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unless they want to catch these hands.
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ZOEY: Not where I was going with it,
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but circling it back
to the point that I was making,
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Luca and I are finally together.
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We're very much in love, and I
very much want the world to see,
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so how are we not relationship goals?
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Sorry about that.
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Sorry about ruining...
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[Raising voice]
...your goddamn life, son!
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Whoo!
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Trash moves. Pure trash.
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And try a team that's not Barcelona.
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- That's some cheating.
- Yeah.
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Uh-oh. "First day RA" is here
to keep us in line.
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Come on, man!
I was about to win that game.
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Not even close, bruh. Anti-facts.
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[Sighs] I'm asking for
the bare minimum here, guys.
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I'm out here trying to elevate
Hawkins to its rightful status
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as a beacon of black excellence
here at Cal U.
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- You got to be kidding.
- You understand that?
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So next time you want to come
over here and take
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40 straight L's on FIFA,
how about you think about
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whether or not you'd treat
Mama Africa like this?
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Whatever, narc. My house is preppin'
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for tonight's mini-music festival.
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It's called Brochella.
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The headliners are Trippie Redd
and the Backpack Kid,
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and I know you two don't
have shit to do, so, uh,
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I'll see you there.
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- [Can clatters]
- Goal!
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[Sighs]
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It's only week two.
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How did those clowns at Winthrop House
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already have a music festival?
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You know they got that
A-1 nyooom skrrrrt.
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Honestly, yo, it sounds lit.
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I might have to pull up in the
Jordan Suedes one time and go do it.
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We cannot let these rich
White boys get the jump on us!
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It's time that we re-establish Hawkins,
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not only as a beacon of Black
excellence, of something...
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- Yo.
- [Stutters] Yeah?
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- I'm gonna let you finish.
- Hmm?
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How many times am I gonna have
to hear that this year?
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Just one more time.
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Because as a beacon of Black excellence,
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I'm about to make shit
pop off tonight, okay?
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Sounds like a "Patagonia Slides"
night to me.
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You mind grabbing some of that, uh...
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- It's all you, G.
- You taking... You taking a nap?
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My guy.
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See, a great couple's photo
is all about body language.
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Boom! Look how you're pointing
away from each other.
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Bad sign.
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Also!
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Your legs are crossed.
Makes you seem defensive.
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Yeah, and why is he staring at
his hands and not at you?
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He just... really loves his rings.
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You guys look amazing.
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You're like an Urban Outfitters bus ad.
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But, I don't know, maybe the camera's
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just not capturing what you guys
have in real life.
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Or maybe it is.
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All right, what was that
passive-ass statement?
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Oh, nothing. It's just... I don't know.
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Ever since Luca's been back,
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you guys have just seemed,
like, a little off.
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[Quietly] I totally know what she means.
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All right, and what the hell
do you mean by that?
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It's...
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Really, guys?! Oh, okay.
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So we're just gonna, like, pretend that
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the "Zuca 911" group text about
their sinking relationship
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just, all of a sudden, it doesn't exist?
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- Nomi!
- "Sinking relationship"?
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Is that how you really feel?
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Okay, Zoey. It's not that big of a deal.
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You guys just seem a little awkward.
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Yeah, it's just because
it's taking a moment
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for our internal clocks to re-align.
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He's still on Paris time.
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He's been back two weeks.
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Guys, it's just a couple of bad photos.
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Okay, Zoey, really think about it.
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Since when do you and Luca
take "bad photos"?
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Oh, God.
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Check-freakin'-mate, Ana.
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The camera doesn't just love us,
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it makes us playlists
and asks to meet our moms.
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My worst fear is coming true.
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Not only are we not relationship goals,
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there's something just
a bit off between us,
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and the entire world can see it.
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[Sighs]
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See, I'm fresh when I walk in
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Steal ya girl, Kenny Lofton
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I don't know what a loss is
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So, my girls had confirmed
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what I'd been scared to admit...
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Luca and I were out of sync,
but thanks to Aaron
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and his impromptu outdoor
movie night at Hawkins,
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I now had a super-romantic
setting to prove to everyone
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how "goals" Luca and I really were.
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DOUG: Damn, Aaron really did it.
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This is high-key a very
beautiful situation.
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Mm-hmm.
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I just wish I didn't have my toes out.
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- We all do, man.
- Yeah, it's not bad.
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I love a softly lit ambience.
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I agree. I agree with you completely
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since we're on the same page
and all, you know.
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Right.
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Listen, this cooler
feels like it's, ugh,
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filled with severed heads.
Where should we sit?
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- In the back.
- Up front... in the back.
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I love the back, actually.
I don't know why I said up front.
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[Loudly groans]
How about we sit right here?
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[Feedback]
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How are you guys feeling tonight?!
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[Cheers, applause]
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Welcome and thank you
for coming out to Hawkins Hall's
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first edition of "Cinema Paranegro."
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Now, as the RA of Hawkins this year,
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I've made it my sole mission
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to elevate this place
to new highs, you know?
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Like, just super-high,
unattainable highs,
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so I got a bunch of dope stuff
lined up for you guys.
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Honestly, we got barbecues,
brunches, pool parties,
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pajammy-jams with, like,
the different animals on them.
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It's gonna be crazy.
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[Applause]
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Come here. Come here, you.
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- Z... Can I help you?
- No, we're being adorable.
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Don't fight it. Don't... Don't fight it.
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My alignment's off right now.
My chakras are unbalanced, okay?
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Guys, tonight we got our hands
on possibly the most modern,
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uplifting representation
of our people in the medium.
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I'm talking about a Black director.
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I'm talking about a Black screenwriter.
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I'm talking about a sexy-ass
Lupita Nyong'o.
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I'm talking about a man
whose future and his kingdom
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is stripped away from him
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by a seemingly unconquerable adversary.
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Oh, this is Black superheroes.
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So, without further ado, I give
you one of my favorite films...
251
00:09:38,865 --> 00:09:40,165
"12 Years A Slave."
252
00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:41,966
- What?
- Unh-unh! Unh-unh.
253
00:09:42,002 --> 00:09:43,235
Come on, man!
254
00:09:43,270 --> 00:09:47,506
Different kind of Black superhero.
255
00:09:47,541 --> 00:09:49,408
So, while Aaron's choice in movies
256
00:09:49,443 --> 00:09:51,243
was bumming everyone the hell out,
257
00:09:51,278 --> 00:09:53,045
I was determined to get things with Luca
258
00:09:53,080 --> 00:09:56,381
back to being enviously adorable.
259
00:09:56,417 --> 00:09:58,417
[Whispering] Hey, psst, your favorite.
260
00:09:58,452 --> 00:09:59,784
Pepper Jack.
261
00:09:59,819 --> 00:10:01,786
I'm vegan again. I told you.
262
00:10:01,821 --> 00:10:03,387
No, you didn't.
263
00:10:03,423 --> 00:10:08,592
And, just don't take this
the wrong way, but shhh.
264
00:10:08,627 --> 00:10:10,961
[Sighs]
265
00:10:10,996 --> 00:10:13,597
Ugh. This blows all the goats.
266
00:10:13,632 --> 00:10:16,767
- I'll say.
- God, I really want to leave.
267
00:10:16,802 --> 00:10:18,169
Uch, me too.
268
00:10:18,204 --> 00:10:20,371
But I can't be the first Black
person to walk out of here.
269
00:10:20,406 --> 00:10:22,239
You heard Aaron. He's elevating us.
270
00:10:22,275 --> 00:10:24,708
Yeah, I can't be the first
White person to leave.
271
00:10:24,743 --> 00:10:26,243
He's elevating you.
272
00:10:26,279 --> 00:10:27,744
You know what?
273
00:10:27,780 --> 00:10:29,680
I'm not feeling very elevated right now.
274
00:10:29,715 --> 00:10:32,283
I'm done.
275
00:10:32,318 --> 00:10:34,518
Okay.
276
00:10:34,554 --> 00:10:36,087
Okay, dude,
277
00:10:36,122 --> 00:10:39,055
I'm trying to be cool with
this whole vegan thing,
278
00:10:39,091 --> 00:10:40,557
but are there any other life changes
279
00:10:40,592 --> 00:10:41,991
you've made without telling me?
280
00:10:42,026 --> 00:10:44,127
No. Nothing.
281
00:10:44,162 --> 00:10:45,928
- At all. Promise.
- Okay.
282
00:10:45,964 --> 00:10:47,797
Except that I got into
that Textiles class,
283
00:10:47,832 --> 00:10:50,100
so I had to drop that gender
studies class or whatever,
284
00:10:50,135 --> 00:10:51,334
but besides that...
285
00:10:51,369 --> 00:10:53,736
The one class we were
all gonna take together?
286
00:10:53,771 --> 00:10:55,871
[Chuckles] Yeah, my bad.
287
00:10:55,907 --> 00:10:57,373
Are you for real right now?
288
00:10:57,409 --> 00:11:00,710
What? I'm still gonna see you,
like, every day.
289
00:11:00,745 --> 00:11:02,512
But that's not the point.
290
00:11:02,547 --> 00:11:04,447
The point is,
he didn't think to tell me,
291
00:11:04,483 --> 00:11:06,182
just like he didn't think to call me
292
00:11:06,218 --> 00:11:08,084
when he got back from Paris.
293
00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:11,154
All this is just starting
to feel hella problematic.
294
00:11:11,189 --> 00:11:12,655
[Sighs]
295
00:11:12,690 --> 00:11:15,190
I have an idea.
296
00:11:15,226 --> 00:11:16,558
You're Black, I'm White.
297
00:11:16,594 --> 00:11:19,294
If we leave at the same time,
do we cancel each other out?
298
00:11:19,330 --> 00:11:22,397
- That sounds dumb as hell.
- Yeah.
299
00:11:22,433 --> 00:11:23,833
Let's do it.
300
00:11:23,868 --> 00:11:25,034
Okay.
301
00:11:25,069 --> 00:11:26,669
I just... I-I-I don't understand
302
00:11:26,704 --> 00:11:29,705
why you have to push your agenda
on people all the time.
303
00:11:29,741 --> 00:11:30,873
Like, why?
304
00:11:30,908 --> 00:11:32,908
Why is it your job to elevate people?
305
00:11:32,944 --> 00:11:34,944
Ana, I... I'm the Resident
Advisor, okay?
306
00:11:34,979 --> 00:11:37,880
- It's literally my job.
- No, it literally isn't.
307
00:11:37,915 --> 00:11:39,133
I'm sorry that I'm not satisfied
308
00:11:39,158 --> 00:11:40,179
with doing the bare minimum, Ana.
309
00:11:40,204 --> 00:11:41,789
I care about my people, you know?
310
00:11:41,814 --> 00:11:43,414
It's not the bare minimum
311
00:11:43,439 --> 00:11:47,122
to not show a movie
that causes people PTSD.
312
00:11:47,157 --> 00:11:49,991
Geez, why is everything
so political with you?
313
00:11:50,018 --> 00:11:52,594
Because newsflash, Ana:
everything is political!
314
00:11:52,628 --> 00:11:53,695
- [People shushing]
- Okay?
315
00:11:53,730 --> 00:11:54,981
And if that's how you
feel about being here,
316
00:11:55,006 --> 00:11:57,406
why don't you take your basic
ass over to Brochella?
317
00:11:58,268 --> 00:11:59,734
You know what?
318
00:11:59,770 --> 00:12:01,335
That's a great idea.
319
00:12:01,371 --> 00:12:03,237
Maybe I will.
320
00:12:03,273 --> 00:12:05,473
Maybe we all will.
321
00:12:05,508 --> 00:12:07,742
- Why would you...
- Hey, people of Hawkins.
322
00:12:07,778 --> 00:12:09,410
- Hey!
- Are you tired of crying?
323
00:12:09,445 --> 00:12:13,314
And being bummed out over
slavery on a Saturday?
324
00:12:13,349 --> 00:12:18,787
Well, Brochella has free booze
and Brockhampton,
325
00:12:18,822 --> 00:12:21,088
so who's with me?
326
00:12:21,123 --> 00:12:22,489
- I am!
- Where are you going?
327
00:12:22,524 --> 00:12:23,891
People are with me.
328
00:12:23,926 --> 00:12:25,793
It's a classic Oscar-winning film.
329
00:12:25,828 --> 00:12:29,163
Writing, cinematography,
pain, anger, happiness...
330
00:12:29,198 --> 00:12:31,932
[Voice breaking] ...freedom.
It's all in here!
331
00:12:31,967 --> 00:12:33,600
Once again,
332
00:12:33,635 --> 00:12:36,503
I thought a movie might bring
my boyfriend and I closer,
333
00:12:36,538 --> 00:12:38,471
and once again, I found myself
334
00:12:38,507 --> 00:12:40,774
sitting next to a vegan stranger.
335
00:12:40,810 --> 00:12:48,481
336
00:12:48,517 --> 00:12:50,650
- [Camera shutter clicks]
- People want to see goals?
337
00:12:50,686 --> 00:12:52,886
How about these goals?
338
00:12:52,922 --> 00:12:54,387
Oh!
339
00:12:54,423 --> 00:12:56,656
- Zoey, what the hell, bruh?
- God, I'm so sorry.
340
00:12:56,692 --> 00:12:58,758
What's good with you?
341
00:12:58,793 --> 00:13:00,727
You're being mad extra right now.
342
00:13:00,762 --> 00:13:02,495
- I'm not.
- Yeah, you are.
343
00:13:02,531 --> 00:13:04,264
You're sitting over here like
you lost your best friend
344
00:13:04,299 --> 00:13:05,965
just 'cause I gave up animal products.
345
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,767
Dude, you're wearing
leather shoes still.
346
00:13:07,802 --> 00:13:10,069
Okay, I'm not eating them.
347
00:13:10,105 --> 00:13:11,571
God, it's not even that, Luca.
348
00:13:11,607 --> 00:13:14,207
It's... You didn't even tell me
you were gonna drop our class.
349
00:13:14,243 --> 00:13:15,575
Didn't think it was that deep.
350
00:13:15,611 --> 00:13:17,076
But it's not.
351
00:13:17,112 --> 00:13:19,944
It's that you also didn't think
to call me when you got back.
352
00:13:19,969 --> 00:13:21,114
You know, people have been saying
353
00:13:21,149 --> 00:13:22,982
that we're a little off,
and they're right.
354
00:13:23,017 --> 00:13:25,051
People? W-What people?
355
00:13:25,086 --> 00:13:26,386
My friends.
356
00:13:26,421 --> 00:13:28,754
And why do you care
what your friends think?
357
00:13:28,789 --> 00:13:30,088
Because I do.
358
00:13:30,124 --> 00:13:31,724
You know, we were having
this conversation
359
00:13:31,759 --> 00:13:33,992
about relationship goals and
why we weren't getting them...
360
00:13:34,027 --> 00:13:36,161
Hold up, hold up.
Just 'cause we're not getting
361
00:13:36,196 --> 00:13:37,929
some corny hashtag, something's off?
362
00:13:37,965 --> 00:13:39,965
It's not corny to me.
363
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,234
You know, what's so wrong
about wanting to be
364
00:13:42,270 --> 00:13:43,702
a strong, powerful couple?
365
00:13:43,738 --> 00:13:45,471
'Cause those couples are aspirational.
366
00:13:45,506 --> 00:13:47,973
They're goals.
367
00:13:48,008 --> 00:13:49,841
Well, they're not goals to me.
368
00:13:49,877 --> 00:13:51,510
[Sighs] It doesn't even matter
369
00:13:51,545 --> 00:13:53,412
'cause this whole vibe is off, anyway.
370
00:13:53,447 --> 00:13:55,113
We're fine. You're bugging right now.
371
00:13:55,149 --> 00:13:56,649
But, dude, we shouldn't be fine.
372
00:13:56,684 --> 00:13:58,049
You know, we should be great.
373
00:13:58,085 --> 00:13:59,885
At this stage, we should be spectacular.
374
00:13:59,920 --> 00:14:01,320
We should be everything goals.
375
00:14:01,355 --> 00:14:02,888
We shouldn't be "fine."
376
00:14:02,923 --> 00:14:04,589
Wow.
377
00:14:04,624 --> 00:14:06,424
[Chuckling] Okay.
378
00:14:08,862 --> 00:14:11,362
Here.
379
00:14:11,398 --> 00:14:13,899
You want your goals?
380
00:14:13,934 --> 00:14:16,268
Here's your damn goals.
381
00:14:16,303 --> 00:14:18,336
[Phone chimes]
382
00:14:22,275 --> 00:14:24,843
[Sighing] Oh, my God.
383
00:14:29,493 --> 00:14:31,761
[Indistinct conversation]
384
00:14:31,796 --> 00:14:35,904
385
00:14:35,929 --> 00:14:38,511
Oh, hey. Sorry.
386
00:14:38,585 --> 00:14:41,091
- Grabbing my purse.
- No, no, I'm glad you're still here.
387
00:14:41,123 --> 00:14:44,355
At least someone appreciates
my refined cinematic taste.
388
00:14:44,380 --> 00:14:46,643
Sh... Yeah, I guess.
389
00:14:47,586 --> 00:14:48,892
[Clicks tongue]
390
00:14:48,917 --> 00:14:51,117
Come on. I know that look. Talk to me.
391
00:14:51,153 --> 00:14:53,490
What's going on in that
aerodynamic head of yours?
392
00:14:53,515 --> 00:14:54,701
Hmm?
393
00:14:54,726 --> 00:14:58,601
I guess I'm just trying
to figure out what happened.
394
00:14:58,626 --> 00:15:01,261
Well, Northup was a free man,
395
00:15:01,296 --> 00:15:02,695
then he wasn't, then Lupita needed...
396
00:15:02,730 --> 00:15:05,065
Not with the movie, you insane person.
397
00:15:05,100 --> 00:15:06,933
Terrible choice, by the way.
398
00:15:06,968 --> 00:15:08,935
Like, way to read a room.
399
00:15:08,970 --> 00:15:11,904
I'm talking about with me and Luca.
400
00:15:11,940 --> 00:15:14,040
Mm.
401
00:15:14,076 --> 00:15:17,409
I, uh, sincerely regret
starting this conversation.
402
00:15:17,445 --> 00:15:18,678
- Yeah.
- Sorry.
403
00:15:18,713 --> 00:15:21,080
No, you're right. It's mad awkward.
404
00:15:21,115 --> 00:15:23,449
No, it's okay. Go ahead.
405
00:15:23,484 --> 00:15:25,918
I am the RA. Let me advise you.
406
00:15:25,954 --> 00:15:27,820
[Clears throat]
407
00:15:27,855 --> 00:15:29,488
Okay, well, I guess,
408
00:15:29,523 --> 00:15:33,525
ever since Luca and I got
on campus, we've just been...
409
00:15:33,561 --> 00:15:35,895
blecch.
410
00:15:35,930 --> 00:15:39,131
I'm gonna need you to be
a little more specific, please.
411
00:15:39,166 --> 00:15:41,200
Last year, Luca and I were good.
412
00:15:41,235 --> 00:15:43,168
When you guys were just friends.
413
00:15:43,204 --> 00:15:45,170
Yeah, and, you know, this summer,
414
00:15:45,206 --> 00:15:48,307
when we were more than friends,
things were really good.
415
00:15:48,342 --> 00:15:50,710
- When he was in Paris.
- Mm-hmm.
416
00:15:50,745 --> 00:15:57,415
And now we're together,
and we're just blecch.
417
00:15:57,450 --> 00:15:59,417
Okay, so let's run the numbers here.
418
00:15:59,452 --> 00:16:01,886
You guys have been together for
three months and three weeks.
419
00:16:01,922 --> 00:16:03,655
Three of those months,
you've been apart.
420
00:16:03,690 --> 00:16:05,590
Yeah.
421
00:16:05,626 --> 00:16:07,959
Well, dude, doesn't that
make sense, you know?
422
00:16:07,995 --> 00:16:11,295
You guys haven't really had the
time to get into your rhythm.
423
00:16:11,331 --> 00:16:14,132
It's gonna take a minute,
especially for you.
424
00:16:14,167 --> 00:16:16,868
I've definitely seen you dance,
and whew.
425
00:16:16,903 --> 00:16:18,469
Not, uh... Not Black Excellence.
426
00:16:18,505 --> 00:16:19,771
- Wha... [Laughs]
- At all.
427
00:16:19,806 --> 00:16:21,405
Wow, shots fired. Okay.
428
00:16:21,441 --> 00:16:23,074
Really coming for me like that.
429
00:16:23,110 --> 00:16:25,876
I'm kidding. Sort of.
430
00:16:25,911 --> 00:16:27,544
[Both chuckle]
431
00:16:27,579 --> 00:16:32,249
Anyway... you know,
the thing is, with Luca,
432
00:16:32,284 --> 00:16:34,351
I don't want to take a minute.
433
00:16:34,386 --> 00:16:36,120
Well, what other choice do you have?
434
00:16:36,155 --> 00:16:38,321
I mean, you're gonna push
too hard or force it?
435
00:16:38,357 --> 00:16:40,157
Exactly. You know me.
436
00:16:40,192 --> 00:16:42,526
That is my only choice.
437
00:16:42,561 --> 00:16:45,228
Well, an annoying little
Cuban birdie once told me
438
00:16:45,264 --> 00:16:47,665
that I have a tendency to push too hard,
439
00:16:47,691 --> 00:16:49,322
and as much as I would never admit this
440
00:16:49,347 --> 00:16:53,016
to her smug little
Republican face, she's...
441
00:16:53,706 --> 00:16:55,005
She has a point.
442
00:16:55,041 --> 00:16:58,375
Sometimes, when you push
too hard, you push people away.
443
00:16:58,410 --> 00:17:00,510
As you can see.
444
00:17:00,546 --> 00:17:04,648
All night, I been watching you
445
00:17:04,683 --> 00:17:06,849
Aaron's advice made sense.
446
00:17:06,885 --> 00:17:09,286
In trying to get relationship
goals with Luca,
447
00:17:09,321 --> 00:17:11,888
I'd pushed him further away than ever.
448
00:17:11,923 --> 00:17:15,625
Weirdly, I'd felt closer to him
when he was 6,000 miles away
449
00:17:15,661 --> 00:17:17,661
and we basically lived on Snapchat.
450
00:17:17,696 --> 00:17:20,330
Oh, my God, that's it.
451
00:17:20,365 --> 00:17:23,366
We forever young
452
00:17:23,402 --> 00:17:27,103
We forever young
453
00:17:27,138 --> 00:17:29,639
We forever young
454
00:17:29,675 --> 00:17:31,374
The music's loud
and I'm feeling wild
455
00:17:31,410 --> 00:17:32,975
Come dance along
with the golden child
456
00:17:33,011 --> 00:17:34,310
I don't know much but sure,
let me check your fouls
457
00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:35,778
"I'm sorry."
458
00:17:35,814 --> 00:17:37,580
"All good. I'm sorry, too.
459
00:17:37,615 --> 00:17:40,216
Shoulda told you about
the class... and being home."
460
00:17:40,251 --> 00:17:41,670
"I don't know why you think we need
461
00:17:41,695 --> 00:17:43,930
that hashtag shit or whatever."
462
00:17:43,955 --> 00:17:47,256
But we could be together forever
463
00:17:47,291 --> 00:17:51,694
"Because what if we're just
#LongDistanceRelationshipGoals?"
464
00:17:51,730 --> 00:17:56,432
Forever and ever
465
00:17:56,467 --> 00:18:00,169
LUCA: "I don't even know
what that even means."
466
00:18:00,205 --> 00:18:02,504
Something about typing it out
brought us back
467
00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:04,607
to the way it was when he was in Paris.
468
00:18:04,642 --> 00:18:07,110
It allowed us to be open in
a way we hadn't been able to
469
00:18:07,145 --> 00:18:09,677
since we'd been together in person.
470
00:18:09,713 --> 00:18:12,614
LUCA: "That's okay. I get scared, too."
471
00:18:12,649 --> 00:18:15,851
"But we're figuring it out,
and that's okay."
472
00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:17,318
We forever young
473
00:18:17,354 --> 00:18:19,121
ZOEY: "So, if you and I had a hashtag,
474
00:18:19,156 --> 00:18:20,455
what do you think it would be?"
475
00:18:20,490 --> 00:18:22,023
Come dance along with
the golden child
476
00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:23,792
I don't know much but sure,
let me check your fouls
477
00:18:23,827 --> 00:18:25,460
Two technicals but you beautiful
478
00:18:25,495 --> 00:18:27,028
LUCA: "There wouldn't be one."
479
00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:29,097
And they all bussin' for ya
if I made the wrong move
480
00:18:29,133 --> 00:18:30,732
If I break your heart
then I'm a dumb dude
481
00:18:30,768 --> 00:18:33,368
"We're just us."
482
00:18:33,403 --> 00:18:36,872
But we could be together forever
483
00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:39,274
We could be together
484
00:18:39,309 --> 00:18:41,143
[Camera shutter clicks]
485
00:18:41,178 --> 00:18:43,443
Forever
486
00:18:43,479 --> 00:18:48,348
487
00:18:49,152 --> 00:18:51,351
[Chuckles]
488
00:18:53,289 --> 00:18:55,555
Hey.
489
00:18:58,694 --> 00:19:01,962
I didn't mean to put
that filter on the photo.
490
00:19:05,634 --> 00:19:07,268
How long have you been waiting here?
491
00:19:07,303 --> 00:19:09,436
Got here like a minute ago.
492
00:19:09,471 --> 00:19:11,605
So, perfect timing.
493
00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:13,841
Something like that.
494
00:19:13,876 --> 00:19:15,976
C'mere, grandpa.
495
00:19:16,012 --> 00:19:21,381
496
00:19:21,417 --> 00:19:24,117
You really get scared about us, too?
497
00:19:24,152 --> 00:19:26,520
Deadass. You know.
498
00:19:26,555 --> 00:19:28,021
[Chuckles]
499
00:19:28,056 --> 00:19:29,923
I just really want us to work,
500
00:19:29,958 --> 00:19:33,593
and... it means something real to me.
501
00:19:33,629 --> 00:19:35,061
Like in real life.
502
00:19:35,096 --> 00:19:37,597
Yeah, me, too.
503
00:19:37,633 --> 00:19:45,372
504
00:19:45,407 --> 00:19:48,375
I love you, Zoey.
505
00:19:48,410 --> 00:19:50,210
You know, that's the first time
506
00:19:50,245 --> 00:19:53,012
you've said that to me in person.
507
00:19:53,048 --> 00:19:55,114
You didn't have to make it
a whole thing or whatever.
508
00:19:55,150 --> 00:19:56,950
I was going off of...
509
00:19:56,985 --> 00:19:59,085
510
00:19:59,120 --> 00:20:01,287
I love you, too.
511
00:20:01,323 --> 00:20:03,723
Deadass.
512
00:20:03,758 --> 00:20:06,425
[Chuckling]
513
00:20:08,595 --> 00:20:11,250
So, thanks to a little help
from Snapchat,
514
00:20:11,275 --> 00:20:13,187
Luca and I were back in sync.
515
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,400
And thanks to streaming technology,
516
00:20:15,425 --> 00:20:17,361
we were watching a movie with happy,
517
00:20:17,389 --> 00:20:19,408
not-enslaved Black people in it.
518
00:20:19,433 --> 00:20:21,753
Don't say anything.
Just... Just smile, just smile.
519
00:20:21,778 --> 00:20:22,978
[Laughs]
520
00:20:23,003 --> 00:20:24,736
[Camera shutter clicks]
521
00:20:24,771 --> 00:20:26,471
Can we "Top Shot" it?
522
00:20:26,506 --> 00:20:28,152
Yeah.
523
00:20:29,776 --> 00:20:30,876
That's the one, kid.
524
00:20:30,911 --> 00:20:32,510
Ooh, text it to me, please.
525
00:20:32,545 --> 00:20:34,045
All right.
526
00:20:34,081 --> 00:20:39,717
527
00:20:39,753 --> 00:20:41,253
[Phone chimes]
528
00:20:41,288 --> 00:20:43,020
529
00:20:43,055 --> 00:20:45,890
Jaw drop. [Chuckles]
530
00:20:45,925 --> 00:20:48,554
531
00:20:48,578 --> 00:20:51,778
532
00:20:51,828 --> 00:20:56,378
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