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♪♪
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[ Leikeli47's "Money" plays ]
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♪♪
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♪ Uh ♪
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♪ Chilling,
layin' in the cut, doe ♪
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♪ Easy,
tryin' see what up, doe ♪
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♪ Home of the cutthroats ♪
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♪ Notorious,
y'all know how the rest go ♪
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♪ Sleeping, one eye open ♪
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♪ Too smart
'cause I'm always scopin' ♪
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Sequels -- they get a bad rap,
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but I personally love a sequel.
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It's the opportunity to do
things bigger and better.
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Wait. Oh...
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♪ Talking, always talking ♪
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♪ That's your problem,
you always talking ♪
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And no matter
what the haters say,
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the second time around can be
a lot better than the first.
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♪ Money, I got money ♪
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♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ Money, I got money ♪
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Good on Meghan.
Girl's a princess now.
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And as for me, I'm a sophomore,
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which means I'm wise enough
to recognize
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my first year at Cal U
was a bit rocky.
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I just don't want
to break your heart.
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It's a little
too late for that.
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♪ I had to work like Kobe ♪
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♪ Just to shine like Russell ♪
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♪ They say,
"Damn, you changed" ♪
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♪ I'm like, "Show you right" ♪
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♪ ...in the crib,
tryna find the BPM ♪
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Okay, fine. I was a Bambi --
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flawlessly doe-eyed,
but totally lost.
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This year, though,
I came to win.
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For one thing,
I've got my dude.
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Thanks for showing me around
the city, babe.
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And now,
as they say in Paris,
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le pièce
de résistance.
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We're Paris-official
now, baby.
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Mm!
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We got this on lock.
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[ Laughs ]
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Yeah, it's been rough that
he's been in Paris all summer,
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but in less than 24 hours,
we'd be reunited.
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But most importantly,
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I've got my girls.
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♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ Money, I got money ♪
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♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ Watch out, world,
I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
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♪ Learn something new
every day ♪
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♪ I don't know,
so I'm-a feel my way ♪
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♪ Got the weight of the world
on me ♪
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♪ But no regrets,
this is what I say ♪
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♪ Watch out, world,
I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
♪ You can tell me ♪
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♪ My heart beating so loud ♪
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♪ Mama, look, I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
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♪♪
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So, there we all were,
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back at it and ready
to take on the new year,
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and even though Jazz and Sky
were still stuck in the dorms,
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I convinced Nomi and Ana
to move in with me
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to the flyest, priciest
on-campus apartment.
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Aye!
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I was absolutely determined
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not to have the dreaded
sophomore slump,
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which meant our sequel
had to be
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bigger and better
than the original.
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♪♪
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[ Siren wails distantly ]
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Um...
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♪♪
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Cool, this is what my real
nightmares look like.
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Did I say
"bigger and better"?
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Oh, I meant filthier
and absolutely devastating.
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Those international students
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must've had one
hell of a summer.
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Yeah, it feels like a lot of
that hell went down in my room.
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Oh, God.
Gosh, Zoey.
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I busted my ass waitressing
for this overpriced dump.
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[ Monotone ]
♪ Your birthday is gonna getcha ♪
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♪ Your birthday
is gonna getcha ♪
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♪ Your birthday
is gonna getcha ♪
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♪ Tonight ♪
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Yeah, your summer
really bums us all out,
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but it still
was not as bad as mine.
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Alex Gershbaum,
the budding orthodontist,
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is that you?
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And just in time
for Shabbat.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Not only do my parents
not know I'm bi,
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they don't know
who I am.
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Weren't you gonna come out
to them this summer?
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Yes, I was,
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but then I realized that
if I blind-sided them,
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they'd cut me off,
and I wouldn't be able
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to live here
with you guys.
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Maybe I should
call them now.
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Hold up.
Are you saying
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that it's my fault
you didn't tell them?
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Yeah, mm-hmm.
This is all all your fault, Zo.
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All right. Have to agree
to disagree, but I get it.
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I get it.
This is a mess,
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but we're sophomores now,
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and what would have had us
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in a ball
ugly-crying last year,
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we will now handle.
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"We"?
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I will now handle.
Mm.
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Like, today right now?
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Yeah.
Sort of wanted to spend the day
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primping for my big romantic
airport-movie-reunion moment
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with Luca, but, you know,
if you really, really --
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Go!
Go!
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Fine, fine, fine.
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I'll handle it.
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Like an adult.
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Cool.
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Please, please, please, please,
please, please,
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I mean,
we're just children.
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Zoey,
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today is my first day as former
Adjunct Professor now...
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Dean of Students.
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Yeah, you heard that right.
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Dean of Students.
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I mean, it took me a minute to
get my head around it, too.
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This dude cannot
stop failing up.
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I can't be out here
playing favorites
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in these streets, girl.
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Yeah, I know.
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But you are
my favorite, so...
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I got you.
You got me? Thank you!
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But not in this particular
habitation situation.
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I mean, what I'm trying
to say is,
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as your godfather,
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I am your rock.
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You're not
my godfather.
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Hmm...
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Well, you can
still lean on me,
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but I can never
ever support you.
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♪♪
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Since I couldn't fix this
on my own, and clearly,
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Dean Adjunct Professor
Dr. Charles Telphy
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was of no help,
I called in reinforcements,
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and disguised it
all as a turn-up.
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Hello, adulthood.
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♪ Black out, black out,
I'm baller...no knock out ♪
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♪ It's my time,
and I'm on the dot ♪
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♪ And I'm still getting paid
'til I clock out ♪ [ Grunts ]
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[ Cheers ]
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Last year may not have taught me
who Ruth Bader Ginsburg is --
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I'll get there someday --
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but it taught me how to pivot,
take a deep breath,
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and remember I've got this.
[ Cellphone chiming ]
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♪ Tonight, we celebrate ♪
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Excuse me. Still got this,
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just need to handle something.
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Why don't you, uh,
hang out a bit?
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Paint a wall?
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♪ Place that drink up in my cup,
tip it up, and no concerns ♪
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♪ If you're 'bout it,
put your hands up ♪
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What, you never seen
a girl down on a bag of corn chips before?
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No, I just never saw
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jalapeño barbecue
corn chips before.
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I'm all in.
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Oh.
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Touch these chips,
I'm coming for your eyes.
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Coach had us on
a strict no-carb diet
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this summer
for training.
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Respect the binge.
Mm-hmm.
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Nomi: Okay.
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Whoa.
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You know you ain't got
to wear all the Gucci
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at the same time, right?
Oh, but I do, okay?
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I need to feel like myself again
after the summer I had.
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♪♪
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I need to get my head
back in the game
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if I want to be able
to keep up with Balty's crew.
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Yo, Vivek.
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Hey, where the hell
you been, man?
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[ Ding! ]
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♪♪
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Wait, we're cleaning
this place up,
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and you're bringing drugs
into it?
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It's just pills,
all right?
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How do you think your bedroom
is already painted?
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How 'bout,
"Thank you, Vivek"?
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Thank you, Vivek.
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Do you, like,
only have uppers, or --
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You know,
it doesn't really matter.
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I'll take six
of whatever you have.
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Ugh!
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Don't even -- Yeah.
Mm.
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Hey, you know
I want you to feel
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comfortable
in your own home, so...
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I told Vivek to chill out
on the dealing.
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I know that
it bothers you,
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so he's not gonna
be selling here anymore.
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Although,
to be clear,
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I will be using here.
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A lot.
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Well, thank you,
Nomi.
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It's really
thoughtful of you --
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the selling,
not the using,
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but, you know,
baby steps.
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Yeah, listen.
I'm all about, like,
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peaceful living, you know,
giving each other space,
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and ultimately respecting
each other's boundaries.
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Aww.
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Aww, huggy.
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Mm.
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[ Knocks on door ]
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♪♪
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So, apparently pre-registering
doesn't mean jack
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when one of your mandatory
classes is canceled
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because
your self-righteous professor
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thought it was more important
to start a family
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than replace her IUD.
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[ Knocking continues ]
Oh, my God. I'm busy!
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I hope that dumb baby
is worth it.
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[ Knocking continues ]
Oh, my God. What do you want?
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Goodness.
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Oh, hey.
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Hi.
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Hey.
Um...
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We were just going to, uh...
[ Clears throat ]
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We were just gonna
take some shots to...
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Wow, I didn't think it would be
this hard to see you.
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Um...
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You look
really good.
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Oh, my God.
I broke him.
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Hey, do you want to,
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I don't know,
come in and sit down?
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We can talk things out.
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[ Inhales sharply ]
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Ah!
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I'm messing with you,
freshman.
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Come on.
Oh, hm.
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Ha, ha.
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Sophomore.
Got to talk it out?
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You wanted to talk it out.
You should've seen your face.
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It was so stupid.
Mm-hmm.
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I made the right choice.
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Your corny-ass boyfriend must've
been geeked when he saw that.
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What is that,
Brie cheese? Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, it is, and, no,
he is not back yet.
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Y-You sure? I thought I saw him
about an hour ago
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smoking a cigarette
outside of his dorm.
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No, that's impossible,
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'cause I haven't
heard from him.
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Well, the guy had on
a Balenciaga apron
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and culottes, so...
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Don't know really who else
that could've been.
258
00:09:40,710 --> 00:09:43,420
Anyway, shots, freshman.
You want me to grab you a --
259
00:09:43,420 --> 00:09:45,880
Yeah, all right,
that sounds good. All right, okay.
260
00:09:45,880 --> 00:09:47,420
There is no way my boyfriend,
261
00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:49,000
who I waited
three frickin' months for,
262
00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,710
is on domestic soil
and didn't call me.
263
00:09:50,710 --> 00:09:52,670
Thank you.
264
00:09:52,670 --> 00:09:53,790
[ Exhales sharply ]
265
00:09:56,960 --> 00:09:58,210
[ Exhales deeply ]
266
00:09:58,210 --> 00:09:59,710
[ Quietly ]
Just be cool. Stay classy.
267
00:09:59,710 --> 00:10:01,710
Be cool.
Stay classy.
268
00:10:01,710 --> 00:10:05,790
♪♪
269
00:10:05,790 --> 00:10:07,580
[ Normal voice ]
Bonjour, asshole.
270
00:10:07,580 --> 00:10:13,170
♪♪
271
00:10:13,170 --> 00:10:18,750
♪♪
272
00:10:18,750 --> 00:10:20,620
[ Exhales sharply ]
Hey, baby.
273
00:10:22,920 --> 00:10:24,080
So, you are here.
274
00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:31,250
There I was,
thinking to myself,
275
00:10:31,250 --> 00:10:33,580
"How was it that Luca
texted me from Paris
276
00:10:33,580 --> 00:10:35,710
every night
to say 'Sweet dreams'
277
00:10:35,710 --> 00:10:37,710
and every morning
to say 'Sup, WYD?'
278
00:10:37,710 --> 00:10:39,330
but now that
we're on the same campus,
279
00:10:39,330 --> 00:10:42,710
he didn't even hit me
to say he was back?"
280
00:10:42,710 --> 00:10:44,380
Look, I know
what you're thinking.
281
00:10:44,380 --> 00:10:47,290
I was gonna hit you up
when I got in, but...
282
00:10:47,290 --> 00:10:50,880
the flight was mad long,
and I was just mad tired.
283
00:10:50,880 --> 00:10:53,750
And I need
to shower and everything.
284
00:10:53,750 --> 00:10:56,250
All right.
No, no, no, no.
285
00:10:56,250 --> 00:10:57,670
I-I-I totally get it.
286
00:10:57,670 --> 00:11:00,830
I-It's okay, even though
you only take baths.
287
00:11:00,830 --> 00:11:01,920
It's okay.
288
00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:03,670
It's cool.
So you're upset?
289
00:11:03,670 --> 00:11:05,880
No. What'd make you think
I'm upset?
290
00:11:05,880 --> 00:11:07,040
I'm good.
291
00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:12,580
I'm glad
to see you, honestly.
292
00:11:13,750 --> 00:11:15,830
So, do you want
to go back to my place?
293
00:11:15,830 --> 00:11:19,620
I have
wine and cheese,
294
00:11:19,620 --> 00:11:21,460
berets, just to name
a few things. [ Clicks tongue ]
295
00:11:21,460 --> 00:11:23,460
Sounds fire.
Yeah.
296
00:11:23,460 --> 00:11:24,790
I'm just super tired.
297
00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:28,080
Okay, so...
298
00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:31,330
Just gonna
hit me up tomorrow?
299
00:11:31,330 --> 00:11:32,790
What? No, no.
300
00:11:32,790 --> 00:11:35,960
Um, just come in.
We can watch a movie, chill.
301
00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:38,460
I mean, I kind of waited
three months to see you, so...
302
00:11:39,920 --> 00:11:41,710
Okay.
303
00:11:41,710 --> 00:11:45,460
♪♪
304
00:11:45,460 --> 00:11:47,000
It's looking good,
guys, honestly.
305
00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:48,670
I'm seeing
a lot of effort.
306
00:11:48,670 --> 00:11:50,420
It's paying off.
307
00:11:50,420 --> 00:11:52,790
Dude, I'm surprised
you're not up in one of those flossy high-rises.
308
00:11:52,790 --> 00:11:55,380
Where they got
you staying? In the dorms for now,
309
00:11:55,380 --> 00:11:57,710
but hoping a spot opens up
at Balty's pad, you know?
310
00:11:57,710 --> 00:12:00,000
Wait, so you actually want
to live with those dicks?
311
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,620
Maid service,
private chef,
312
00:12:01,620 --> 00:12:03,540
and one of the actors
from "The Maze Runner"? Mm.
313
00:12:03,540 --> 00:12:05,420
Bro, I think
I can handle some dicks.
314
00:12:08,710 --> 00:12:11,670
All that Gucci,
and still so not Gucci.
315
00:12:11,670 --> 00:12:13,330
I don't
understand it.
316
00:12:13,330 --> 00:12:14,920
Vivek: Whatever, man.
Where you living?
317
00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:16,380
You know,
got a little spot
318
00:12:16,380 --> 00:12:17,880
in the cut with
my people, low-key.
319
00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:19,880
Still at Hawkins,
aren't you? And I'm the RA.
320
00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:21,580
[ Laughs ]
321
00:12:22,620 --> 00:12:24,710
Ana, doing shots?
322
00:12:24,710 --> 00:12:25,960
No.
323
00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:27,750
I'm doing the bottle.
The whole bottle.
324
00:12:27,750 --> 00:12:28,960
Okay.
[ Cellphone chimes ]
325
00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:30,500
Sorry, guys, Balty.
Got to go.
326
00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:32,540
Wait, seriously, he calls
and you jump just like that?
327
00:12:32,540 --> 00:12:34,120
What? Dude,
he's flying us private
328
00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:35,830
to see Macklemore
in Irvine.
329
00:12:35,830 --> 00:12:36,960
You want to go?
330
00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:39,420
I'm good.
All right.
331
00:12:39,420 --> 00:12:41,460
Ooh.
So, tough summer.
332
00:12:41,460 --> 00:12:42,960
[ Exhale deeply ]
The worst.
333
00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:44,420
Yours?
Oh, mine was good.
334
00:12:44,420 --> 00:12:47,040
Spent it serving the community,
speaking up for the culture,
335
00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:49,960
rallying in the streets,
just being a civic hero.
336
00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:51,380
Just a moment.
That's all we need.
337
00:12:51,380 --> 00:12:52,960
We can change lives here,
people.
338
00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:54,170
Excuse me, sir.
Do you have a moment
339
00:12:54,170 --> 00:12:56,000
to join the fight against
juvenile recidivism?
340
00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,670
Patron:
Recidivize these nuts!
341
00:12:57,670 --> 00:12:59,080
Thank you, sir.
Have a blessed day.
342
00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:00,620
I mean, we still have
a long way to go with
343
00:13:00,620 --> 00:13:02,000
human decency
in this country,
344
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,920
but we'll get there.
345
00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:05,120
Sure.
346
00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:07,380
Unless this country's
incapable of human decency.
347
00:13:07,380 --> 00:13:09,040
Wait, what's up?
Huh?
348
00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:11,500
No, I mean, I-I specialize
in conflict resolution.
349
00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:13,420
Also Infant CPR.
350
00:13:13,420 --> 00:13:15,080
Not bragging,
just saying. [ Sighs ]
351
00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:18,040
Fine, look,
I-I love Nomi...
352
00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:20,500
Mm-hmm.
...but she keeps doing something
353
00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:23,000
that's making me
really uncomfortable.
354
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,170
Serious. Okay.
Please go on. Please.
355
00:13:25,170 --> 00:13:27,790
Twice she's come
into the bathroom
356
00:13:27,790 --> 00:13:29,500
when I'm in there,
and she's --
357
00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:31,620
Got butt-naked.
Yeah, she touched you.
358
00:13:31,620 --> 00:13:34,080
Ew!
No, she just peed.
359
00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:36,080
On you? Wow.
You know what?
360
00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:37,710
Forget it. I don't know
why I talk to you. I'm sorry.
361
00:13:37,710 --> 00:13:39,460
I went somewhere else.
I'm back. I just --
362
00:13:39,460 --> 00:13:41,500
Look, I'm not trying to minimize
your discomfort, right?
363
00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:42,580
I just think that --
364
00:13:42,580 --> 00:13:43,960
I mean, don't you people
usually g--
365
00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:45,000
Grrt! Sorry.
366
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,880
Did you just
say "you people"?
367
00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:48,880
Well, no --
"You people" as in...
368
00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:50,380
not Mexicans,
but, like, women.
369
00:13:50,380 --> 00:13:51,750
Good,
'cause I'm Cuban.
370
00:13:52,880 --> 00:13:54,210
I knew that.
Hm.
371
00:13:54,210 --> 00:13:57,040
But don't females usually go
to the bathroom together?
372
00:13:57,040 --> 00:13:59,420
Right? Maybe she just
really had to go.
373
00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:03,960
Yeah.
374
00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:05,250
Yeah, we do that.
375
00:14:05,250 --> 00:14:07,580
Probably
just overreacting. Maybe.
376
00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:10,290
See?
Conflict resolution.
377
00:14:10,290 --> 00:14:11,670
It's what I do.
378
00:14:11,670 --> 00:14:13,670
Also, you ever find
yourself in a sitch...
379
00:14:14,790 --> 00:14:17,380
These two bad boys
to the baby's sternum.
380
00:14:17,380 --> 00:14:19,380
Gentle pumps.
Not too hard. No.
381
00:14:19,380 --> 00:14:20,500
-Since it's an infant.
-No.
382
00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:22,040
[ Laughs ]
Cheers.
383
00:14:22,040 --> 00:14:23,710
I'm not chee--
Okay. [ Chuckles ]
384
00:14:23,710 --> 00:14:28,920
♪♪
385
00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:30,380
[ Gasps ]
386
00:14:30,380 --> 00:14:32,080
[ Sighs ] That was
a fun party, huh?
387
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:34,120
But can you believe how late
some people stayed?
388
00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:35,580
It was -- Seriously,
it was like,
389
00:14:35,580 --> 00:14:37,790
take a hint
when you're not wanted.
390
00:14:37,790 --> 00:14:39,210
Am I right?
[ Door closes ]
391
00:14:39,210 --> 00:14:41,380
[ Exhales deeply ]
392
00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:42,380
Hi!
393
00:14:42,380 --> 00:14:43,710
[ Toilet flushes ]
So...
394
00:14:43,710 --> 00:14:45,620
how'd it go
with Luca?
395
00:14:45,620 --> 00:14:47,080
Was it as hot as you thought
it was gonna be?
396
00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:49,540
Spare no detail.
I've had a really dry summer.
397
00:14:49,540 --> 00:14:51,880
Oh, yeah,
no, it was good.
398
00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:53,210
It was nice.
It was --
399
00:14:53,210 --> 00:14:55,710
It was very nice
and -- and good. Uh-huh.
400
00:14:55,710 --> 00:14:56,960
Nice
and really good.
401
00:14:58,540 --> 00:15:00,210
Wait.
Why are --
402
00:15:00,210 --> 00:15:03,080
Why are there no chips?
How can there be no chips?
403
00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:06,290
Like, the twins
must've eaten them all?
404
00:15:06,290 --> 00:15:08,170
I mean, they pretty much
ate everything.
405
00:15:08,170 --> 00:15:09,290
-Yeah.
-But --
406
00:15:09,290 --> 00:15:11,790
But I thought of
nothing else but chips
407
00:15:11,790 --> 00:15:13,420
on my walk back.
I thought of them so much
408
00:15:13,420 --> 00:15:15,380
I could practically
taste them,
409
00:15:15,380 --> 00:15:17,710
and for three months --
for three months,
410
00:15:17,710 --> 00:15:19,120
I've dreamt of chips.
411
00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:20,670
I-I-I've Snapchatted chips.
412
00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:23,120
I've FaceTimed chips.
Is it too much to ask
413
00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:25,000
that chips stay awake
long enough
414
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,880
to embrace me
with -- with love
415
00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:28,210
and -- and excitement?
416
00:15:28,210 --> 00:15:30,250
Is it?
God, is it?!
417
00:15:31,380 --> 00:15:32,380
Oh.
418
00:15:33,330 --> 00:15:34,620
I think
you're asking a lot
419
00:15:34,620 --> 00:15:36,460
from the chips there,
Zoey.
420
00:15:36,460 --> 00:15:38,620
[ Quietly ] I don't think
it's about the chips.
421
00:15:44,380 --> 00:15:45,380
What happened, Zo?
What did chips do?
422
00:15:45,380 --> 00:15:47,080
[ Sighs ]
I went over to Luca's
423
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:49,420
after our underwhelming
reunion,
424
00:15:49,420 --> 00:15:52,080
and he took a shower.
425
00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:53,250
So, I waited
426
00:15:53,250 --> 00:15:56,420
with no candles,
no dill Havarti, no berets,
427
00:15:56,420 --> 00:15:59,080
no cute "Bienvenue home" sign.
428
00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:02,120
Just some dirty laundry
and an overpriced bong
429
00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:04,250
that had been there all summer.
430
00:16:04,250 --> 00:16:06,380
♪♪
431
00:16:06,380 --> 00:16:09,170
♪ Found you in the bedroom ♪
432
00:16:09,170 --> 00:16:11,330
♪ Vacant, set in gloom ♪
433
00:16:11,330 --> 00:16:13,170
So, there we were.
434
00:16:13,170 --> 00:16:15,250
Finally, I could see him,
435
00:16:15,250 --> 00:16:17,250
touch him, smell him.
436
00:16:17,250 --> 00:16:21,000
Then he smiles at me
and says, "So..."
437
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,500
and I say, "So..."
438
00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:25,500
and he says,
439
00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:27,290
"What do you want to do?"
440
00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:29,670
So I say,
"What do you want to do?"
441
00:16:29,670 --> 00:16:32,580
and he says "You know
what I want to do,"
442
00:16:32,580 --> 00:16:34,920
So then I say, "I know
what you want to do,
443
00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:36,330
and I want to do it, too."
444
00:16:36,330 --> 00:16:40,290
And I just knew this was the
moment I waited all summer for.
445
00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:44,170
♪ I am starting
to see stars... ♪
446
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:45,920
We were finally
gonna be together,
447
00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:48,750
in person,
no more virtual kisses.
448
00:16:48,750 --> 00:16:51,210
♪ This is how it ends ♪
449
00:16:51,210 --> 00:16:53,250
♪ A courageous boom ♪
450
00:16:53,250 --> 00:16:55,120
[ Music winds down and stops ]
451
00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:56,290
I've been dying for this.
452
00:16:56,290 --> 00:16:58,210
This Paris weed
is trash.
453
00:17:00,290 --> 00:17:02,210
Do you have --
Do you have a lighter?
454
00:17:02,210 --> 00:17:03,500
This kimono
doesn't have pockets.
455
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:05,250
I don't even...
456
00:17:05,250 --> 00:17:06,460
Excuse me.
457
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:09,460
Okay, to be fair,
458
00:17:09,460 --> 00:17:11,040
Paris weed does suck.
459
00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:13,170
Look, okay, look.
I was mad annoyed,
460
00:17:13,170 --> 00:17:15,420
but I wasn't
gonna take it personally.
461
00:17:15,420 --> 00:17:18,670
So, we grabbed a blanket,
moved to the couch,
462
00:17:18,670 --> 00:17:21,210
he started playing
with my hair. You get it.
463
00:17:21,210 --> 00:17:22,920
Ana and Nomi: Aww!
464
00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:25,330
Zoey:
[ Sighs ] Yeah, but then,
465
00:17:25,330 --> 00:17:27,250
I go, "Can you stop pulling?"
466
00:17:27,250 --> 00:17:29,540
and then he goes,
"You stop pulling, head-ass,"
467
00:17:29,540 --> 00:17:31,500
then I go, "I'm not!"
468
00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:33,420
I told him,
"I just paid for this,"
469
00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:36,120
and then he had
the nerve to say,
470
00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:38,330
"Maybe you should
rock more buns."
471
00:17:38,330 --> 00:17:40,210
Buns aren't flattering
to my face!
472
00:17:40,210 --> 00:17:42,120
Ana: Get off the wig.
What happened?
473
00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:43,210
[ Sighs ]
474
00:17:43,210 --> 00:17:46,460
So, we tried to just
chill and watch a movie.
475
00:17:46,460 --> 00:17:49,580
I figured if anyone could get
us there, Hugh Grant could.
476
00:17:49,580 --> 00:17:51,380
Woman on television:
I love you.
477
00:17:51,380 --> 00:17:54,790
Man on television:
Well, come here, then.
478
00:17:54,790 --> 00:17:58,040
Zoey: And when the music swells
at the end of the movie...
479
00:17:58,040 --> 00:17:59,120
♪♪
480
00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:00,330
[ Music winds down and stops ]
481
00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:02,170
[ Snoring ]
482
00:18:02,170 --> 00:18:04,830
Okay, now
you can be pissed.
483
00:18:04,830 --> 00:18:05,960
Please tell me
484
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:08,830
you smothered his drowsy ass
with a pillow.
485
00:18:08,830 --> 00:18:10,500
Or at least
slapped him awake
486
00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:13,080
and then slapped him
back to sleep again. Mm-hmm.
487
00:18:14,210 --> 00:18:16,830
I made sure he had a blanket
so he wasn't cold.
488
00:18:18,750 --> 00:18:20,500
Then I left.
489
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:23,170
♪♪
490
00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:25,790
I'm not even angry, guys.
I'm just disappointed
491
00:18:25,790 --> 00:18:28,580
that this big moment that I
wanted to create didn't happen.
492
00:18:28,580 --> 00:18:30,580
I mean, sophomore year
was supposed to be
493
00:18:30,580 --> 00:18:33,290
my awesome sequel.
-Zoey, life isn't a movie.
494
00:18:33,290 --> 00:18:36,290
You don't figure it out simply
by saying you figured it out.
495
00:18:36,290 --> 00:18:38,380
Okay, but I-I should
be winning.
496
00:18:38,380 --> 00:18:40,290
Last year was my year
of screwing up --
497
00:18:40,290 --> 00:18:41,620
like, major screwing up.
498
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:43,330
This year's supposed
to be perfect.
499
00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:46,290
Why are you putting that kind
of pressure on yourself?
500
00:18:46,290 --> 00:18:47,920
It's only day one.
501
00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:49,290
If we start
at perfect,
502
00:18:49,290 --> 00:18:51,170
we have nowhere else to go
but down.
503
00:18:51,170 --> 00:18:52,790
Yeah, I mean, think about
day one last year.
504
00:18:52,790 --> 00:18:54,670
Ana puked all over herself
in a kiddie pool.
505
00:18:54,670 --> 00:18:57,330
And you abandoned me after
I puked all over myself in a kiddie pool.
506
00:18:57,330 --> 00:19:00,210
And I got an STD on my hand
from a rando in a bathroom.
507
00:19:00,210 --> 00:19:02,670
Okay, we all had a horrible
start to freshman year.
508
00:19:02,670 --> 00:19:05,000
What's your point?
-Well, that is the point.
509
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,620
Freshman year
started off crappy,
510
00:19:06,620 --> 00:19:09,040
and for some of us,
with the help of a Z-Pak,
511
00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:10,420
we were able
to turn things around
512
00:19:10,420 --> 00:19:11,380
and make something
of it.
513
00:19:11,380 --> 00:19:14,460
Yeah, take a look
around, Zo.
514
00:19:14,460 --> 00:19:17,460
[ Camera shutter clicking ]
515
00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:19,460
We turned this dump
into our dream apartment.
516
00:19:19,460 --> 00:19:21,960
♪ I'ma fall through
on the regular ♪
517
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,500
Sophomore year's still
young, but I'd say
518
00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:24,830
it's trending
in the right direction.
519
00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:27,460
Yeah, and you know what else
is still young, ladies?
520
00:19:27,460 --> 00:19:29,580
The night,
and we still got bottles.
521
00:19:29,580 --> 00:19:30,830
Oh.
Yeah.
522
00:19:30,830 --> 00:19:32,710
Oh, for moi?
Yeah. You needed it.
523
00:19:32,710 --> 00:19:34,330
[ Laughs ]
524
00:19:34,330 --> 00:19:36,460
Um, a toast
525
00:19:36,460 --> 00:19:38,170
to not being perfect.
526
00:19:38,170 --> 00:19:40,750
Okay, to making
sophomore year
527
00:19:40,750 --> 00:19:42,880
a whole new movie
and not a sequel.
528
00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:44,380
To low expectations
529
00:19:44,380 --> 00:19:47,250
and very, very strong
antibiotics.
530
00:19:47,250 --> 00:19:49,000
-Cheers. I'll cheers to that.
-Call me during the day.
531
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,290
-Call me during the --
-Just drink.
532
00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:51,460
Just cheers me
and drink.
533
00:19:51,460 --> 00:19:52,790
-Cheers.
-Thank you.
534
00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:58,750
The bad thing about having
unrealistic expectations
535
00:19:58,750 --> 00:20:00,880
is having to admit when you're
wrong, but the good thing
536
00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:03,210
about embracing
realistic expectations...
537
00:20:05,790 --> 00:20:07,080
...is that you find yourself
538
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:09,500
more forgiving
of other people's faults.
539
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:11,460
[ Knocks on door ]
540
00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:14,330
Can we snuggle
tonight, Zo?
541
00:20:14,330 --> 00:20:17,330
And it allows the smallest
gestures to blow you away.
542
00:20:17,330 --> 00:20:19,330
[ Knocks on door ]
543
00:20:19,330 --> 00:20:21,170
I knew Luca
wouldn't let me down.
544
00:20:22,540 --> 00:20:24,000
Sky: We heard
about what happened.
545
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,330
We were going
back and forth between
546
00:20:25,330 --> 00:20:28,170
buffalo and dill flavored...
-But we ultimately decided
547
00:20:28,170 --> 00:20:31,330
this was a classic sour cream
and cheddar moment.
548
00:20:31,330 --> 00:20:33,540
Get in here,
you snacky bitches.
549
00:20:33,540 --> 00:20:37,170
♪ If only we could
all get together ♪
550
00:20:37,170 --> 00:20:40,000
So, things may not be
exactly right with Luca,
551
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,330
but if there's one group
552
00:20:41,330 --> 00:20:43,250
who really does
have their shit on lock,
553
00:20:43,250 --> 00:20:44,380
it's my girls.
554
00:20:46,170 --> 00:20:48,170
♪ All the better off
we all could be ♪ We 'bout
555
00:20:48,170 --> 00:20:50,500
I've been
starving myself.
556
00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:53,540
♪ All the better off
we all could be ♪
557
00:20:53,590 --> 00:20:58,140
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