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Move! 13 00:00:43,136 --> 00:00:44,347 So, Teddy, you got 14 00:00:44,415 --> 00:00:46,472 any big Valentine's Day plans tomorrow night? 15 00:00:46,540 --> 00:00:49,546 Oh, yeah. I'm finally gonna check out that show Law & Order. 16 00:00:49,614 --> 00:00:52,301 I DVR'd 400 episodes. Gonna try to catch up. 17 00:00:52,369 --> 00:00:55,292 Oh! A night of romantic murder. 18 00:00:55,397 --> 00:00:57,237 No, don't say anything! No spoilers. 19 00:00:57,305 --> 00:00:59,339 Well, Bob and I have big, big, big plans. 20 00:00:59,425 --> 00:01:01,260 We went on Kissin' Koupons, 21 00:01:01,940 --> 00:01:03,194 that site that's like a Groupon site for couples. 22 00:01:03,262 --> 00:01:05,910 We got each other fun experiences. 23 00:01:05,159 --> 00:01:06,513 Yeah, I got us a limo ride. 24 00:01:06,581 --> 00:01:08,823 Bob! It was supposed to be a surprise. 25 00:01:08,891 --> 00:01:09,940 - It was? - Yes. 26 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:11,865 And I'm still not telling you what I got you. 27 00:01:11,933 --> 00:01:13,347 I know how to play. 28 00:01:15,481 --> 00:01:17,560 Some news. Tina's completely broken. 29 00:01:17,628 --> 00:01:19,508 Says you. I like new Tina. 30 00:01:19,576 --> 00:01:21,579 You know what you're getting. You know, it's consistent. 31 00:01:21,646 --> 00:01:24,300 Tina? Tina, honey, what's wrong? 32 00:01:27,799 --> 00:01:28,799 Tina? 33 00:01:28,882 --> 00:01:30,859 O-Okay, we're gonna have to figure this out later. 34 00:01:30,927 --> 00:01:34,554 Kids, take your sister upstairs and do... something. 35 00:01:35,922 --> 00:01:37,679 Tina, talk to Mommy. 36 00:01:37,750 --> 00:01:39,365 Tina, if you tell us what's going on, 37 00:01:39,452 --> 00:01:40,815 - maybe we can help. - Okay. 38 00:01:40,902 --> 00:01:42,705 Okay, everyone, I made some calls. 39 00:01:42,773 --> 00:01:44,362 - I found out what happened. - What is it? 40 00:01:44,429 --> 00:01:46,725 I guess Jimmy Jr. has been hanging out with Becky Krespe. 41 00:01:46,793 --> 00:01:48,650 - Becky whosit? - Becky Krespe. 42 00:01:48,718 --> 00:01:51,104 She just got her braces off, and now she's Miss Thang. 43 00:01:51,172 --> 00:01:53,117 Right. And since tomorrow's Valentine's Day... 44 00:01:53,187 --> 00:01:55,000 Ugh. 45 00:01:55,765 --> 00:01:57,398 Tina's probably worried 46 00:01:57,485 --> 00:01:59,148 that Jimmy Jr. Won't be her valentine. 47 00:01:59,216 --> 00:02:02,859 - Aw, honey, is that it? - Uh... uh-huh... 48 00:02:03,125 --> 00:02:04,502 It's gonna be okay. 49 00:02:04,570 --> 00:02:05,968 There's a lot of other fish in the sea. 50 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:07,827 And not little dumb guppies like Jimmy Jr. 51 00:02:07,895 --> 00:02:10,369 Big, handsome sharks with big shark muscles. Rrr! 52 00:02:10,437 --> 00:02:11,776 And crabs with abs. 53 00:02:11,863 --> 00:02:13,650 Louise, go pull down your sister's covers. 54 00:02:13,718 --> 00:02:15,180 Let's get this girl to bed. 55 00:02:15,860 --> 00:02:16,636 It'll all look better in the morning. 56 00:02:16,723 --> 00:02:18,762 - It's only 7:15! - Do it! 57 00:02:18,849 --> 00:02:20,557 O-Okay. Bob, get her up. 58 00:02:20,625 --> 00:02:23,390 Come on, help me. Come on. Get her up. 59 00:02:23,179 --> 00:02:25,830 No. - Gene, help your father, help your father. 60 00:02:26,195 --> 00:02:27,346 Grab the head. 61 00:02:27,414 --> 00:02:31,531 Aw, it's too floppity! 62 00:02:33,656 --> 00:02:35,640 I'm afraid it's gotten worse. 63 00:02:35,132 --> 00:02:37,414 Worse? How is that even possible? 64 00:02:39,251 --> 00:02:40,431 Tina, what's going on? 65 00:02:40,499 --> 00:02:42,182 Use your words, honey. Look at me. 66 00:02:42,250 --> 00:02:44,424 This morning, Zeke texted Tammy who texted Jocelyn 67 00:02:44,492 --> 00:02:46,734 who accidentally texted me, even though she meant to text 68 00:02:46,802 --> 00:02:48,765 her cousin Tina who lives in Clearwater, Florida, 69 00:02:48,833 --> 00:02:50,691 that Jimmy did ask Becky to be his valentine, 70 00:02:50,759 --> 00:02:52,568 and she said yes, and they're going on a date tonight, 71 00:02:52,635 --> 00:02:54,373 and it's Valentine's Day and my life is over! 72 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:56,595 Time of death: 9:15 a.m. 73 00:02:56,682 --> 00:02:58,492 Time of breath: powerful! 74 00:02:58,560 --> 00:03:00,726 - Sorry. - No, I love it! 75 00:03:03,890 --> 00:03:06,872 I miss Tina's bones. I didn't even know I liked them. 76 00:03:07,150 --> 00:03:08,263 I never got to say good-bye. 77 00:03:08,350 --> 00:03:09,816 The worst thing is, this whole time, 78 00:03:09,903 --> 00:03:11,289 she's been sitting on the remote. 79 00:03:11,382 --> 00:03:13,439 Tina? Tina bean-a? 80 00:03:13,507 --> 00:03:14,846 It's me. It's Mommy. 81 00:03:14,933 --> 00:03:16,448 - Hi, Mom. - It lives! 82 00:03:16,535 --> 00:03:18,674 You remember how you were gonna babysit tonight 83 00:03:18,742 --> 00:03:21,230 so Dad and I can go out for Valentine's Day? 84 00:03:21,109 --> 00:03:23,156 Linda, don't say "Valentine's Day." 85 00:03:23,224 --> 00:03:25,921 Uh, s-sorry, sorry. I-I meant regular February day 86 00:03:25,989 --> 00:03:28,211 that means nothing, stupid February day. 87 00:03:28,279 --> 00:03:30,226 Uh, I-I don't think we can go 88 00:03:30,302 --> 00:03:32,635 on our amazing Kissing Koupon 89 00:03:32,703 --> 00:03:33,858 - Valentine's Day. - Aw! 90 00:03:33,926 --> 00:03:34,640 - Sorry - Aw. 91 00:03:34,708 --> 00:03:35,883 - Bob, don't say "Valentine's." - Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. 92 00:03:35,950 --> 00:03:36,917 - Oh, God, now I'm saying it. - Sorry. Sorry. 93 00:03:36,985 --> 00:03:38,448 - Now I said it. - Sorry. Sorry. 94 00:03:40,658 --> 00:03:43,479 Yes! I finally know what I want to be when I grow up: 95 00:03:43,566 --> 00:03:44,604 that limo! 96 00:03:44,691 --> 00:03:46,776 Oh... my... God! 97 00:03:46,863 --> 00:03:48,565 - I know what we have to do! - What? 98 00:03:48,633 --> 00:03:51,505 Me and Louise are gonna take Tina out in the limo 99 00:03:51,573 --> 00:03:53,560 for a girls' night out to cheer her up! 100 00:03:53,628 --> 00:03:55,365 - Oh, great idea. - Yeah, and you and Gene 101 00:03:55,433 --> 00:03:56,629 are gonna do the thing I bought. 102 00:03:56,696 --> 00:03:58,339 Oh. I... Wait. Why... 103 00:03:58,441 --> 00:03:59,737 Well, we could just stay here. 104 00:03:59,805 --> 00:04:01,361 And waste my Kissin' Koupon? 105 00:04:01,429 --> 00:04:03,237 Are you crazy? It's only for tonight. 106 00:04:03,305 --> 00:04:05,187 - Uh... - Come on, Bob. 107 00:04:05,255 --> 00:04:06,651 Tina needs this. 108 00:04:06,721 --> 00:04:08,587 Tina needs a girls' night. 109 00:04:08,655 --> 00:04:10,352 A real girls' night. 110 00:04:10,498 --> 00:04:13,232 And we're gonna get in that limo and give it to her, right? 111 00:04:13,311 --> 00:04:15,927 Yeah! Let's do that thing where I get in a limo. 112 00:04:15,995 --> 00:04:18,115 - Yeah! - Okay, fine. 113 00:04:18,183 --> 00:04:21,700 Gene, will you do me the honor of being my date tonight? 114 00:04:21,768 --> 00:04:24,513 Yes! Just make sure you wait three days to call me afterwards 115 00:04:24,581 --> 00:04:26,700 so you don't seem too desperate to be my dad. 116 00:04:26,787 --> 00:04:28,940 Okay, girls, get your miniskirts on. 117 00:04:29,340 --> 00:04:30,920 The li-mom-sine leaves in five! 118 00:04:31,700 --> 00:04:33,200 Okay, Tina? Does that sound fun? Right? 119 00:04:33,268 --> 00:04:34,924 I guess. 120 00:04:35,110 --> 00:04:37,890 Girls' night out! All right! 121 00:04:41,574 --> 00:04:44,750 Hi. We're your riders for tonight. 122 00:04:44,143 --> 00:04:46,901 Hi. Hello. Uh, I'm your driver. Call me Nat. 123 00:04:46,995 --> 00:04:48,316 They didn't tell me I was driving 124 00:04:48,394 --> 00:04:50,753 three real-life princesses for Valentine's Day. 125 00:04:50,886 --> 00:04:52,198 Uh-oh. 126 00:04:52,315 --> 00:04:55,790 Uh, Nat, ix-nay on the Valentine's Day talk, okay? 127 00:04:55,858 --> 00:04:57,685 Yeah. My sister got dumped by a jerk, 128 00:04:57,753 --> 00:05:00,175 and her puberty operating system is crashing. 129 00:05:00,308 --> 00:05:02,880 - Uh-oh. No bueno. - Yeah, so we're taking 130 00:05:02,948 --> 00:05:04,847 my little lonely heart for a fun girls' night out, 131 00:05:04,914 --> 00:05:07,830 and we're not gonna talk about boyfriends or love 132 00:05:07,151 --> 00:05:08,732 or Valen-you-know-what, okay? 133 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:10,737 Copy that. Loud and clear, sir. 134 00:05:11,503 --> 00:05:13,302 Wow! This is nice! 135 00:05:13,370 --> 00:05:16,950 Nat, let's get this baby started and take her up to about 120? 136 00:05:17,180 --> 00:05:19,128 Okay, excuse me, little bunny girl? Yeah? 137 00:05:19,198 --> 00:05:22,130 You can't stand up in the sunroof while we're driving. 138 00:05:22,198 --> 00:05:23,408 - Well, what about... - What about Big, 139 00:05:23,475 --> 00:05:24,940 the film starring Thomas Hanks? 140 00:05:25,340 --> 00:05:27,370 It's called "movie magic." You want to know what happens 141 00:05:27,104 --> 00:05:29,357 when real people drive around hanging out of a sunroof? 142 00:05:29,425 --> 00:05:32,333 - Yeah. - Decapitation. It happens all the time. 143 00:05:32,401 --> 00:05:34,725 There was a huge uptick in them right after that film came out, 144 00:05:34,792 --> 00:05:36,760 but you didn't hear anything about it, I'm sure. 145 00:05:36,143 --> 00:05:38,370 - Right? Right? - I mean, I... I didn't hear anything. 146 00:05:38,104 --> 00:05:40,206 Yeah, not a word. Government covered it up. 147 00:05:40,274 --> 00:05:41,228 Oh, my gosh. 148 00:05:41,315 --> 00:05:44,331 Thomas Hanks himself got paid a bunch of hush money. 149 00:05:44,448 --> 00:05:45,849 - How much? - Around $12,000. 150 00:05:45,917 --> 00:05:48,420 - That all checks out. - All right, so where to? 151 00:05:48,112 --> 00:05:50,679 Sad girl, you wanna go run over this kid who dumped you or what? 152 00:05:50,766 --> 00:05:52,266 - No. - That sounds like a good plan. 153 00:05:52,353 --> 00:05:54,490 No, we're not running anyone over. 154 00:05:54,136 --> 00:05:56,403 But you know what always makes people feel better 155 00:05:56,490 --> 00:05:58,205 after they get their hearts broken? 156 00:05:58,292 --> 00:05:59,482 - Lizards. - No! 157 00:05:59,550 --> 00:06:01,295 Throwing a tub of baked beans at a meter maid. 158 00:06:01,362 --> 00:06:02,891 No! Makeovers. 159 00:06:02,978 --> 00:06:05,212 Pretty sure the right answer was lizards, Mom. 160 00:06:05,299 --> 00:06:07,456 What do you think, Tina? Makeovers? 161 00:06:07,581 --> 00:06:09,490 - Sure. - She loves it! 162 00:06:09,558 --> 00:06:11,975 But we should probably get a bunch of baked beans just in case. 163 00:06:12,420 --> 00:06:14,554 Uh, what do you think this is for, little miss? 164 00:06:14,641 --> 00:06:18,300 Ah, I knew I'd find my real mom someday. 165 00:06:18,471 --> 00:06:20,888 Okay, so your mom wrote, "Go down to the wharf, 166 00:06:20,956 --> 00:06:22,841 "turn left at the cheese-on-a-stick booth, 167 00:06:22,909 --> 00:06:24,398 look up and you'll see it." 168 00:06:24,485 --> 00:06:26,732 - Is it that bird? - Maybe. 169 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:28,768 Do you think it's that drunk clown? 170 00:06:28,878 --> 00:06:30,440 I... I wish. 171 00:06:30,112 --> 00:06:31,565 I'd love to push him over. 172 00:06:31,654 --> 00:06:35,119 - Hup! Hup! - Oh. Oh, no. Oh, God. 173 00:06:35,300 --> 00:06:37,778 Just to warn you, I ate the perfectly wrong things 174 00:06:37,865 --> 00:06:39,528 for this activity. 175 00:06:39,615 --> 00:06:41,498 Welcome, couples. 176 00:06:41,584 --> 00:06:44,266 Get ready for the night of your life. 177 00:06:44,435 --> 00:06:47,236 I'm Tim Flanagan, and this is my brother Jerry. 178 00:06:47,323 --> 00:06:50,405 You may be asking yourselves, "Can I really do trapeze?" 179 00:06:50,492 --> 00:06:53,357 Well, look at me. I got 30, 40 extra pounds on me. 180 00:06:53,443 --> 00:06:55,680 I got diabetes, major depression, 181 00:06:55,748 --> 00:06:58,139 a weird skin thing on my foot, you name it. 182 00:06:58,240 --> 00:07:00,977 Point is, if I can trapeze, you can trapeze. 183 00:07:01,450 --> 00:07:02,560 We'll be learning tonight's routine 184 00:07:02,646 --> 00:07:04,555 on the low trapeze over those mats. 185 00:07:04,623 --> 00:07:06,255 And then moving to the high trapeze, 186 00:07:06,373 --> 00:07:08,188 complete with costumes and music. 187 00:07:08,256 --> 00:07:09,430 I know what you're thinking: 188 00:07:09,498 --> 00:07:11,321 "Will I really be ready for all that?" 189 00:07:11,389 --> 00:07:15,615 Well, in 45 minutes, your answer will probably be, "Sure." 190 00:07:15,725 --> 00:07:16,787 Questions? 191 00:07:16,865 --> 00:07:19,383 - You, mustache. - Uh, hi. Yes. 192 00:07:19,451 --> 00:07:22,289 I-I'm here with my son, because, well, it's a long story, 193 00:07:22,641 --> 00:07:25,710 but he's only 11... Can we still do this? 194 00:07:25,139 --> 00:07:27,750 It's totally okay if the answer is no. 195 00:07:27,162 --> 00:07:29,444 Oh, trapeze is fun and safe for all ages. 196 00:07:29,576 --> 00:07:32,332 Except children under ten... They can't participate. 197 00:07:32,419 --> 00:07:34,714 Yay! I'm swinging with my dad! 198 00:07:34,782 --> 00:07:36,272 Damn, one year off. 199 00:07:37,154 --> 00:07:38,594 Uh, excuse me, 200 00:07:38,662 --> 00:07:41,196 but have you three gorgeous gals seen my clients? 201 00:07:41,264 --> 00:07:43,400 It's us! Look at Tina! 202 00:07:43,108 --> 00:07:45,326 Isn't she breathtaking? Aw, look at her. 203 00:07:45,428 --> 00:07:47,990 I'm looking at her, and I literally cannot breathe. 204 00:07:48,580 --> 00:07:49,102 And with you, 205 00:07:49,170 --> 00:07:51,397 - what was the thought process? - Nightmares. 206 00:07:51,514 --> 00:07:53,321 Love it. Now, I know what we ought to do. 207 00:07:53,389 --> 00:07:55,304 We ought to figure out where this kid is that messed you up. 208 00:07:55,371 --> 00:07:57,600 - What'd you say his name is? - Jimmy Jr. 209 00:07:57,740 --> 00:07:59,540 Yeah, terrible name. I hate him because of his name. 210 00:07:59,608 --> 00:08:01,677 We find out where he is, and then we go down there, 211 00:08:01,764 --> 00:08:03,844 and you say, "Hey, look at what you're missing," 212 00:08:03,912 --> 00:08:06,660 and then you throw a drink or a smoke bomb on him. 213 00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:07,459 - Um... - Yes! 214 00:08:07,529 --> 00:08:10,652 No, no. Nat, um, I appreciate your input, 215 00:08:10,739 --> 00:08:13,157 but what we need is some good old-fashioned cheer-'em-ups. 216 00:08:13,225 --> 00:08:15,201 Let's crank up some girl power jams 217 00:08:15,272 --> 00:08:17,358 - and limo it out of here! - You're the boss! 218 00:08:17,426 --> 00:08:19,321 Whoo! Pickles! 219 00:08:19,389 --> 00:08:21,548 - Hey, no sunroof! - Oh. Sorry. Comin' in. 220 00:08:21,635 --> 00:08:22,735 Whee! 221 00:08:22,803 --> 00:08:25,170 ♪ This is a girl power jam ♪ 222 00:08:25,111 --> 00:08:27,302 ♪ We're all girls, no mans ♪ 223 00:08:27,389 --> 00:08:31,224 ♪ Girl power, girl plus power makes girl power! ♪ 224 00:08:31,311 --> 00:08:34,166 ♪♪ 225 00:08:34,322 --> 00:08:36,582 ♪ This is a girl power jam ♪ 226 00:08:36,650 --> 00:08:38,871 ♪ We're all girls, no mans. ♪ 227 00:08:38,939 --> 00:08:42,150 ♪♪ 228 00:08:42,283 --> 00:08:44,275 I'm not giving up yet, Tina. 229 00:08:44,501 --> 00:08:45,520 Okay. 230 00:08:45,607 --> 00:08:48,519 All right, let's get some sugar in this booger 231 00:08:48,587 --> 00:08:49,707 and cheer her up. 232 00:08:49,775 --> 00:08:51,760 What do you mean you don't have anything? 233 00:08:51,847 --> 00:08:54,496 It's Valentine's Day, and you don't have a reservation, ma'am. 234 00:08:54,583 --> 00:08:56,923 Oh, come on. My little girl got her heart broken and she... 235 00:08:56,991 --> 00:08:59,472 - Linda. Linda. Linda. - Oh, uh, wha... where's that...? 236 00:08:59,540 --> 00:09:01,128 Come over. I got us a table. 237 00:09:01,315 --> 00:09:03,315 - Nat? - Follow my voice. Can you see me? 238 00:09:03,393 --> 00:09:05,393 - Hey, it's Nat! - Follow my voice! 239 00:09:05,464 --> 00:09:07,440 Follow. Follow. Follow. Follow. 240 00:09:07,565 --> 00:09:09,675 - Nat, how'd you do it? - I know the owner. 241 00:09:09,792 --> 00:09:12,210 Saved his life... After I hit him with my car. 242 00:09:12,890 --> 00:09:15,232 Now, should we get the mega-misu flight or the ultra-mega? 243 00:09:15,300 --> 00:09:17,685 Ah, man, Nat, you sit next to me, 'Kay? 244 00:09:17,753 --> 00:09:19,464 And I mean forever. 245 00:09:19,737 --> 00:09:23,680 - Oh, God. - I know, I know, it's a long way down. 246 00:09:23,136 --> 00:09:25,753 But if you fall, this harness thing'll catch you, no problem. 247 00:09:25,893 --> 00:09:27,302 Nobody's died on this. 248 00:09:27,370 --> 00:09:29,503 Well, except for one guy, but that was 'cause 249 00:09:29,571 --> 00:09:31,589 someone dropped a sword out of a hot air balloon. 250 00:09:31,705 --> 00:09:33,987 Totally unrelated. We weren't liable. 251 00:09:34,810 --> 00:09:35,815 - Hi, Dad! - Hi, Gene. 252 00:09:35,917 --> 00:09:38,659 All right, I'm gonna let you go now, and you're gonna swing out. 253 00:09:38,878 --> 00:09:40,362 - Hup, hup! - Hup, hup! 254 00:09:42,806 --> 00:09:44,633 Okay, good job on the swinging. 255 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:46,383 Eh, it's all right. 256 00:09:46,470 --> 00:09:49,404 Now, get those legs up! Hup, hup! 257 00:09:49,491 --> 00:09:51,555 Oh, my God. So high up. 258 00:09:51,642 --> 00:09:53,357 Beautiful. Now release your arms. 259 00:09:53,444 --> 00:09:55,492 - Hup, hup! - Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God... 260 00:09:55,579 --> 00:09:57,712 Don't barf, don't barf, don't barf, don't barf... 261 00:09:57,799 --> 00:09:59,314 We're doing it, Dad! 262 00:09:59,401 --> 00:10:02,117 - We're flying! - I hate it! 263 00:10:02,204 --> 00:10:04,835 Now grab hands! Hup, hup! 264 00:10:05,162 --> 00:10:08,457 - Great job! - And... let go! Hup! 265 00:10:08,544 --> 00:10:11,408 Hup! Hup! Hup! 266 00:10:11,674 --> 00:10:13,240 I can't! 267 00:10:13,365 --> 00:10:14,344 Hup, please? 268 00:10:14,431 --> 00:10:15,764 Gene, I think we have to let go. 269 00:10:15,851 --> 00:10:18,820 - No way! You let go! But don't! - I w... I won't. 270 00:10:18,914 --> 00:10:22,490 Guys, please either let go and swing back 271 00:10:22,117 --> 00:10:23,776 or release your legs and drop. 272 00:10:23,844 --> 00:10:26,461 We have six other couples to get through tonight. 273 00:10:27,140 --> 00:10:30,180 Uh, I-I think we're gonna need a minute! 274 00:10:30,461 --> 00:10:34,117 So, my little Tina-misu, how are you doing? You feeling better? 275 00:10:34,203 --> 00:10:36,800 I'm full. 276 00:10:36,195 --> 00:10:37,701 - Full of sadness. - Oh. 277 00:10:37,788 --> 00:10:39,654 I don't want to beat a dead horse, 278 00:10:39,741 --> 00:10:41,784 but we could get a dead horse. 279 00:10:41,852 --> 00:10:44,430 And we don't put it in the kid's bed... he'd be expecting that... 280 00:10:44,498 --> 00:10:46,995 We put it in his backpack under his homework. 281 00:10:47,630 --> 00:10:49,471 He reaches in, all proud he did his homework, 282 00:10:49,539 --> 00:10:50,688 and bam! Dead horse. 283 00:10:50,766 --> 00:10:51,781 It's the perfect plan. 284 00:10:51,849 --> 00:10:52,855 - Let's get the check. - All right. 285 00:10:52,922 --> 00:10:54,557 Wow. You guys just said "dead horse," 286 00:10:54,625 --> 00:10:56,893 like, five times, and Tina didn't even react. 287 00:10:56,961 --> 00:10:58,995 This is bad. I don't get it, honey. 288 00:10:59,630 --> 00:11:00,932 You're always on and off with Jimmy Jr. 289 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,549 Why is this time so hard? 290 00:11:02,617 --> 00:11:04,875 It's not just that we're off right now, 291 00:11:04,953 --> 00:11:07,385 or even that he has another valentine. 292 00:11:07,453 --> 00:11:09,104 It's... it's... He... 293 00:11:09,172 --> 00:11:11,409 I made him a special picture frame for Valentine's Day 294 00:11:11,477 --> 00:11:12,824 with a picture of us in it, but then he hung it 295 00:11:12,891 --> 00:11:14,181 in his locker with a picture of Becky in it! 296 00:11:14,248 --> 00:11:15,234 - He what?! - He what?! 297 00:11:15,302 --> 00:11:16,338 That son of a bitch! 298 00:11:16,406 --> 00:11:19,245 Well, that's it. I think it's time we do Nat's plan. 299 00:11:19,313 --> 00:11:20,495 Okay, I'll call my guy. 300 00:11:20,563 --> 00:11:23,346 It's Valentine's Day so he might be pretty low on dead horses, 301 00:11:23,414 --> 00:11:25,449 but I'll see what he has in the raccoon family. 302 00:11:25,536 --> 00:11:28,291 No, no, we're not gonna do anything with dead horses, 303 00:11:28,359 --> 00:11:31,260 or anything violent, but we are gonna make sure 304 00:11:31,940 --> 00:11:32,963 his date with Becky doesn't go so great. 305 00:11:33,310 --> 00:11:34,151 Let's do it. 306 00:11:34,219 --> 00:11:36,487 It's time for little JJ to pay pay. 307 00:11:36,555 --> 00:11:38,729 Hear, hear! Now, who has ghillie suits, 308 00:11:38,797 --> 00:11:40,633 and who needs ghillie suits? 309 00:11:44,172 --> 00:11:45,983 All right, first things first. 310 00:11:46,700 --> 00:11:48,337 We need to find out where this little Rom-ee-no is at. 311 00:11:48,424 --> 00:11:51,173 Right, right.- And once we do, and this is just a pitch... 312 00:11:51,260 --> 00:11:53,209 We can all pitch stuff if we want... 313 00:11:53,296 --> 00:11:55,586 What if we hit 'em with one of these guys? 314 00:11:55,683 --> 00:11:57,930 - What is that? - A stink bomb. 315 00:11:57,161 --> 00:11:58,963 I got a whole glove compartment full of 'em. 316 00:11:59,310 --> 00:12:00,557 I throw 'em at white guys, pigeons, 317 00:12:00,625 --> 00:12:02,133 people I've dated etcetera. 318 00:12:02,220 --> 00:12:05,200 Now, Tina, did you ever put a tracking device on Jimmy? 319 00:12:05,770 --> 00:12:07,628 Sew it into the back of his neck while he was unconscious, or...? 320 00:12:07,695 --> 00:12:08,783 Uh, um, no. 321 00:12:08,851 --> 00:12:10,588 - Tina! Ugh! - I'm sorry. 322 00:12:10,656 --> 00:12:12,705 Damn it! That's okay. That's okay! 323 00:12:12,773 --> 00:12:13,711 - Sorry. - And you have no idea 324 00:12:13,798 --> 00:12:15,431 where he might be taking Becky tonight? 325 00:12:15,518 --> 00:12:16,814 I don't know. I don't know! 326 00:12:16,901 --> 00:12:18,768 Ooh, ooh, what about this Becky girl? 327 00:12:18,836 --> 00:12:21,166 Could she be a spy? Maybe some sort of a Cylon? 328 00:12:21,234 --> 00:12:23,410 Where would she want to eat dinner? 329 00:12:23,109 --> 00:12:25,359 - Leave that to me. Nat, phone. - You got it, boss. 330 00:12:25,427 --> 00:12:26,957 Tina, dial Tammy. 331 00:12:27,245 --> 00:12:28,916 Hey, Tammy, it's Louise Belcher. 332 00:12:28,984 --> 00:12:30,550 - I need Becky Krespe's number. - What for? 333 00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:31,996 To do something mean. 334 00:12:32,830 --> 00:12:34,682 That's hilarious! Okay, it's 201... 335 00:12:34,750 --> 00:12:36,611 Hi. Has Becky left for her date yet? 336 00:12:36,679 --> 00:12:38,422 She hasn't? Okay, great. 337 00:12:38,495 --> 00:12:40,557 No, I don't want to talk to her. She hates me. Bye! 338 00:12:40,625 --> 00:12:42,250 Okay, she hasn't left yet, 339 00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:43,932 so if we book it over there, we can follow. 340 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,197 Tina, do you know where she lives? 341 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:47,864 712 Forest Lane, blue house with a little flamingo on the lawn. 342 00:12:47,950 --> 00:12:49,932 - Wow. Stalk much? - Yes. Like, a lot. 343 00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:51,531 Good girl. Let's roll. 344 00:12:51,599 --> 00:12:54,260 Oh, you know what? 345 00:12:54,328 --> 00:12:56,914 I think it's maybe faster to just get out and go around. 346 00:12:57,230 --> 00:12:58,893 Nope. I pushed in more and I'm stuck. 347 00:12:58,961 --> 00:13:00,136 Little help here, gals? 348 00:13:00,223 --> 00:13:02,860 Oh, no, no, no, no! 349 00:13:02,173 --> 00:13:04,313 Okay, yeah, that helps. 350 00:13:04,381 --> 00:13:05,556 My bra unhooked. 351 00:13:05,643 --> 00:13:07,391 Oh, I landed on my hand grenade. 352 00:13:07,478 --> 00:13:09,142 - Hand grenade? - No one freak out. 353 00:13:09,210 --> 00:13:11,944 The guy who sold it to me said it was inactive. Let's see. 354 00:13:12,941 --> 00:13:14,570 Yup, we're good. 355 00:13:14,152 --> 00:13:16,313 Gene, we can't stay up here forever. 356 00:13:16,381 --> 00:13:17,468 Maybe we could. 357 00:13:17,555 --> 00:13:19,764 I could still have a very fulfilling life. 358 00:13:19,832 --> 00:13:21,821 Okay, look, on the count of three, 359 00:13:21,889 --> 00:13:23,459 we both let go with our hands. 360 00:13:23,546 --> 00:13:25,760 I don't think I can. 361 00:13:25,155 --> 00:13:27,329 What if instead we let go with our legs? 362 00:13:27,397 --> 00:13:28,512 No! Not our legs! 363 00:13:28,599 --> 00:13:30,444 Guys, you got to let go! 364 00:13:30,545 --> 00:13:33,319 We know, Jerry! Just let me talk to my son! 365 00:13:33,460 --> 00:13:34,954 We thought you were doing that. 366 00:13:35,220 --> 00:13:36,172 What have you been doing? 367 00:13:36,259 --> 00:13:37,655 We've been busy! 368 00:13:37,811 --> 00:13:39,345 Gene, we have harnesses on, 369 00:13:39,413 --> 00:13:41,644 so we'll fall down, but very gently. 370 00:13:41,731 --> 00:13:43,461 Okay, okay, let's do it. 371 00:13:43,529 --> 00:13:45,162 All right, on the count of three. 372 00:13:45,230 --> 00:13:47,311 - Hundred. - Gene, you have to trust me, okay? 373 00:13:47,436 --> 00:13:49,300 Look at my face. I am your dad. 374 00:13:49,387 --> 00:13:51,186 I will not let anything bad happen to you. 375 00:13:51,254 --> 00:13:54,237 - We are going to be fine. - Okay. I trust you, Dad. 376 00:13:54,399 --> 00:13:57,161 You guys have a very beautiful relationship. 377 00:13:57,326 --> 00:13:58,600 Now, hup! 378 00:13:58,147 --> 00:14:01,320 Ready? One... two... three. 379 00:14:04,202 --> 00:14:06,168 - You didn't let go! - I know! 380 00:14:06,255 --> 00:14:07,653 Are you kidding me? 381 00:14:07,801 --> 00:14:08,986 Come on! 382 00:14:09,730 --> 00:14:12,348 I panicked! I couldn't do it! 383 00:14:16,810 --> 00:14:18,184 It's the Pestos. Get down! 384 00:14:18,622 --> 00:14:20,544 There he is, Little Jimmy Jerk-o. 385 00:14:20,612 --> 00:14:24,129 Look at him walking around with his evil stupid legs. 386 00:14:29,627 --> 00:14:31,181 Nat, follow that car. 387 00:14:31,249 --> 00:14:32,528 You got it, T. 388 00:14:34,398 --> 00:14:36,532 - Aah! You're gonna hit 'em! - Sorry, sorry. 389 00:14:36,619 --> 00:14:37,800 I got excited. 390 00:14:40,991 --> 00:14:43,773 Ugh. They're having heart-shaped enchiladas? 391 00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:45,890 It's worse than I thought. 392 00:14:45,157 --> 00:14:47,224 All right, all right, I'm gonna pull around back. 393 00:14:47,292 --> 00:14:48,927 We'll Goodfellas it through the kitchen, 394 00:14:48,995 --> 00:14:50,339 and then boom! Date over. 395 00:14:50,407 --> 00:14:52,500 You think they'll let us in the back? 396 00:14:52,730 --> 00:14:55,270 Oh, yeah. One of the busboys is my sensei. 397 00:14:58,456 --> 00:14:59,837 All right, this is a bad angle. 398 00:14:59,924 --> 00:15:01,644 On my signal, we're gonna casually stroll over 399 00:15:01,711 --> 00:15:03,144 to the ladies' room and regroup. 400 00:15:03,212 --> 00:15:05,933 - Okay, what's the signal? - "Woof meow. Woof meow." 401 00:15:06,112 --> 00:15:07,930 Of course. That makes sense. 402 00:15:08,170 --> 00:15:10,855 Woof meow! Woof meow! 403 00:15:10,987 --> 00:15:12,550 Thanks for coming out with me, Becky. 404 00:15:12,637 --> 00:15:14,970 You look... you look really great with your braces off. 405 00:15:15,570 --> 00:15:17,659 Thanks, Jimmy. It's really exciting to eat caramels again. 406 00:15:17,816 --> 00:15:20,509 And I can finally understand what you're saying. - What? 407 00:15:20,909 --> 00:15:22,792 Okay, we're go for phase two. 408 00:15:22,886 --> 00:15:24,325 Tina, you know what you're doing? 409 00:15:24,393 --> 00:15:26,463 Yup. I sneak up as close as I can get to that table 410 00:15:26,550 --> 00:15:27,950 and drop these eight stink bombs. 411 00:15:28,370 --> 00:15:30,850 Uh, maybe we only need, like, three stink bombs. 412 00:15:30,172 --> 00:15:31,569 Better give me the other ones. 413 00:15:31,656 --> 00:15:33,104 Okay, I drop these three stink bombs, 414 00:15:33,171 --> 00:15:34,939 smell up the joint and slip out the back door. 415 00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:36,890 Righty-tighty, Tina. 416 00:15:36,157 --> 00:15:38,199 We'll be right behind you, and we'll meet you out back. 417 00:15:38,266 --> 00:15:41,660 Hands in, everyone. Girl power on 16. 418 00:15:41,217 --> 00:15:44,800 One, two, three, four, five, six... 419 00:15:44,876 --> 00:15:47,435 - Okay, okay. 16! - Let her finish, Mom! 420 00:15:47,503 --> 00:15:48,613 - Let her finish! - Girl... girl power. -Seven. 421 00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:50,529 - Eight. - Okay. - Keep going, Nat. 422 00:15:50,597 --> 00:15:52,147 - Keep going. - Nine, ten... - Okay, okay. Six... 423 00:15:52,214 --> 00:15:53,490 - Ten. - Let her finish! 424 00:15:53,584 --> 00:15:55,456 - Okay! - Keep going, Nat. -16. 425 00:15:55,588 --> 00:15:57,520 Girl power! 426 00:15:57,120 --> 00:15:59,152 This is the most fun I've ever had. 427 00:16:01,585 --> 00:16:04,448 Okay, here goes nothing. 428 00:16:12,970 --> 00:16:14,659 I can't do it. 429 00:16:14,899 --> 00:16:17,366 What? Huh? Oh. 430 00:16:17,586 --> 00:16:18,916 Tina? 431 00:16:19,300 --> 00:16:20,865 - Tina Belcher? - Oh, hey, Jimmy Jr., Becky. 432 00:16:20,933 --> 00:16:22,448 Am I on fire? No? Cool. 433 00:16:22,550 --> 00:16:24,740 What brings you guys here this evening? 434 00:16:28,450 --> 00:16:30,591 Tina, what are you doing here? Did you follow us? 435 00:16:30,666 --> 00:16:34,294 What? No. I-I don't even know who that limo around back belongs to. 436 00:16:35,833 --> 00:16:37,451 Anyway, how's the enchilada? 437 00:16:37,537 --> 00:16:39,797 Does it taste like, um, uh... a heart? 438 00:16:39,865 --> 00:16:42,648 - Tina, are you okay? - Yeah, what's going on? 439 00:16:42,716 --> 00:16:44,883 Fine. You caught me. I-I followed you here. 440 00:16:44,951 --> 00:16:46,930 - Oh, no. - I got to get out there and save her. 441 00:16:46,998 --> 00:16:49,890 Wait, wait. I think she's got this, maybe. Let her try. 442 00:16:49,958 --> 00:16:51,515 Becky, the truth is, I-I came here 443 00:16:51,583 --> 00:16:54,150 to stink-bomb the restaurant and ruin your date 444 00:16:54,830 --> 00:16:56,195 because I was really sad and jealous that you got 445 00:16:56,263 --> 00:16:58,298 to go out with Jimmy Jr. on Valentine's Day instead of me. 446 00:16:58,365 --> 00:17:00,620 And that Jimmy Jr. Put your picture 447 00:17:00,130 --> 00:17:01,523 in the frame I made for him. 448 00:17:01,591 --> 00:17:04,275 - Wait. What? - Yeah, it's a good-size frame. 449 00:17:04,362 --> 00:17:06,273 The picture fit really well. 450 00:17:06,341 --> 00:17:09,310 But the fact is I... I don't want to be this person. 451 00:17:09,990 --> 00:17:10,951 And, Becky, you seem really nice. 452 00:17:11,210 --> 00:17:12,579 And all you did was get your braces off, 453 00:17:12,646 --> 00:17:14,516 probably because your orthodontist said it was time. 454 00:17:14,583 --> 00:17:16,719 - It was. - And you accepted an invitation 455 00:17:16,787 --> 00:17:18,867 to this really, really nice restaurant 456 00:17:18,935 --> 00:17:21,672 with this Wagstaff bad boy, which anyone would have done. 457 00:17:21,740 --> 00:17:23,890 You didn't do anything to hurt me on purpose, 458 00:17:23,958 --> 00:17:25,500 and I won't do anything to hurt you. 459 00:17:25,568 --> 00:17:27,790 You don't deserve to have your date ruined. 460 00:17:27,146 --> 00:17:29,234 Thanks, Tina. You seem nice, too. 461 00:17:29,302 --> 00:17:31,539 Also, you have some guacamole on your boob. 462 00:17:31,607 --> 00:17:32,344 Oh, yeah. Thanks. 463 00:17:32,431 --> 00:17:35,252 - No. Other boob. - Oh. Oh, uh, okay. 464 00:17:35,339 --> 00:17:36,304 No. Other boob. 465 00:17:36,391 --> 00:17:38,355 Oh. What, this one? 466 00:17:38,442 --> 00:17:40,529 - It's under... it's underneath. - Could you give me a chip? 467 00:17:40,596 --> 00:17:42,606 I'll-I'll let you guys get back to your date now. 468 00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:46,177 Well, actually, Becky, um, this isn't really working out. 469 00:17:46,278 --> 00:17:47,312 - What? - What? 470 00:17:47,380 --> 00:17:48,481 Yeah, I-I was gonna wait 471 00:17:48,549 --> 00:17:50,616 until we got our heart-shaped flaming flan, 472 00:17:50,684 --> 00:17:52,300 but I think we should break up. 473 00:17:52,980 --> 00:17:55,690 There just isn't anything... here. 474 00:17:55,137 --> 00:17:56,819 - Are you joking? - Probably not. 475 00:17:56,887 --> 00:17:58,273 He does this stuff, like, a lot. 476 00:17:58,341 --> 00:18:02,427 I mean, I-I will, if you insist, I will hang for the flan. 477 00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:03,677 Oh. 478 00:18:05,302 --> 00:18:06,507 Wow. 479 00:18:06,575 --> 00:18:08,975 Oh, my God, did he just break up with Becky, too? That little... 480 00:18:09,420 --> 00:18:10,387 - Valen - twerp! 481 00:18:10,455 --> 00:18:12,734 Time for a stink bomb from a hot mom! 482 00:18:12,802 --> 00:18:14,562 Wait, uh, wait! Give me one, woman. 483 00:18:14,630 --> 00:18:17,262 Tina, woof meow! Woof meow! 484 00:18:17,708 --> 00:18:19,208 Oh, no! Becky, come with me! 485 00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:21,791 No, this isn't gonna work. 486 00:18:21,859 --> 00:18:23,197 We're the same size. Let's run. 487 00:18:23,265 --> 00:18:24,431 Wait, Tina, come back. 488 00:18:24,499 --> 00:18:28,252 I-I'll date you instead, uh, um, if you want. 489 00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:29,705 Ew! 490 00:18:29,773 --> 00:18:31,173 I'll smell you in hell. 491 00:18:31,241 --> 00:18:34,587 Uh, wait. Wait. Who... who are you? 492 00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:37,461 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go! 493 00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:45,816 Guys, it's been over an hour! 494 00:18:45,884 --> 00:18:48,204 I'm worried about your bodies! 495 00:18:48,853 --> 00:18:50,345 Gene, I'm sorry. I-I... 496 00:18:50,431 --> 00:18:52,136 Oh, I can't get my legs off this thing. 497 00:18:52,204 --> 00:18:53,839 Do-do you just want me to drop you? 498 00:18:53,907 --> 00:18:56,894 No! We do this together or we don't do it at all! 499 00:18:56,962 --> 00:18:59,886 Okay. Just... just going to go against all my instincts 500 00:18:59,954 --> 00:19:02,743 and plummet to the ground while holding my child. 501 00:19:02,814 --> 00:19:04,605 Bob, I'm gonna count to three, 502 00:19:04,673 --> 00:19:05,660 and if you don't release your legs, 503 00:19:05,728 --> 00:19:08,644 I'm gonna charge you for a second trapeze experience. 504 00:19:08,712 --> 00:19:11,285 - The full price. - We'll pay double! 505 00:19:11,353 --> 00:19:14,160 - Gene, no! - One, two... 506 00:19:14,228 --> 00:19:16,667 - Full price, Bob! - No, no, no! No, I'm... 507 00:19:16,735 --> 00:19:18,720 Okay, I'm doing it! I'm doing it! 508 00:19:18,788 --> 00:19:20,654 Why am I doing it this way? 509 00:19:21,124 --> 00:19:24,256 Aw, it hurts so much! 510 00:19:24,343 --> 00:19:27,244 Dad, release your Krakens! 511 00:19:27,331 --> 00:19:29,880 I'm trying, Gene! 512 00:19:33,285 --> 00:19:34,633 That was amazing! 513 00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:36,677 And they let us keep our unitards. 514 00:19:36,745 --> 00:19:38,654 There's an important lesson in there 515 00:19:38,722 --> 00:19:40,529 about peeing in stuff you want to keep. 516 00:19:40,597 --> 00:19:42,316 I feel so alive! 517 00:19:42,386 --> 00:19:44,443 Me, too. I feel like I could do anything. 518 00:19:44,511 --> 00:19:46,276 Should we just go home and watch TV? 519 00:19:46,344 --> 00:19:48,193 - Yes. - I love you, Dad. 520 00:19:48,261 --> 00:19:50,198 I love you, too, pal. 521 00:19:50,839 --> 00:19:52,680 Becky, 522 00:19:52,136 --> 00:19:53,756 I'm sorry I ruined your date with Jimmy Jr. 523 00:19:53,823 --> 00:19:56,198 You didn't. He did. Should've been a red flag 524 00:19:56,284 --> 00:19:58,444 when he picked me up three hours late and he called me Betsy. 525 00:19:58,511 --> 00:20:00,255 You know, Valentine's Day is way more fun 526 00:20:00,323 --> 00:20:02,271 when you spend it with people you really love, 527 00:20:02,339 --> 00:20:04,810 like your mom and your sister and your limo driver. 528 00:20:04,878 --> 00:20:06,733 And a girl from your school you don't know that well. 529 00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:09,474 Boys come and go, but your girls will always be there for you. 530 00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,677 That's right. Yes, they will, sister. 531 00:20:11,745 --> 00:20:14,466 I mean, you know, sometimes women are awful to other women, 532 00:20:14,534 --> 00:20:17,591 but not us, and not tonight, baby! Not tonight! 533 00:20:17,659 --> 00:20:19,677 - We doin' this, ladies? - Let's do it! 534 00:20:19,745 --> 00:20:21,396 Okay, I want you to repeat after me, 535 00:20:21,464 --> 00:20:23,248 and I'm taping it on my phone. Ready? 536 00:20:23,316 --> 00:20:24,745 - I... - I... 537 00:20:24,847 --> 00:20:27,513 Will not sue you if I get decapitated. 538 00:20:27,581 --> 00:20:30,425 Will not sue you if I get decapitated. 539 00:20:30,581 --> 00:20:32,925 - Let's eat some bugs! - Yeah. 540 00:20:35,128 --> 00:20:37,710 Suck on this, Thomas Hanks! 541 00:20:37,151 --> 00:20:39,733 - Who's big now, baby? - Oh, my face! 542 00:20:39,820 --> 00:20:41,787 ♪ This is a girl power jam ♪ 543 00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:44,890 ♪ We're all girls, no mans ♪ 544 00:20:44,230 --> 00:20:46,396 ♪ Going to salons and getting glam ♪ 545 00:20:46,464 --> 00:20:48,621 ♪ Dancing in a fountain and getting wet ♪ 546 00:20:48,730 --> 00:20:50,808 ♪ Bothering some fish with no regrets ♪ 547 00:20:50,918 --> 00:20:53,256 ♪ Eating up some treats with our mom and friends ♪ 548 00:20:53,324 --> 00:20:55,597 ♪ Hoping that this night never ends ♪ 549 00:20:55,714 --> 00:20:57,925 ♪ This is a girl power jam ♪ 550 00:20:58,300 --> 00:21:00,332 ♪ We're all girls, no mans ♪ 551 00:21:00,402 --> 00:21:02,199 ♪ Girl power on 16! ♪ 552 00:21:02,308 --> 00:21:05,959 ♪ One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten ♪ 553 00:21:06,270 --> 00:21:07,137 - ♪ 11, 12... ♪ - ♪ Let her finish ♪ 554 00:21:07,204 --> 00:21:09,530 - ♪ Let her finish ♪ - ♪ 13, 14, 15, 16 ♪ 555 00:21:09,121 --> 00:21:10,494 ♪ Girl power! ♪ 556 00:21:10,562 --> 00:21:13,464 ♪ We're all girls, no mans! ♪ 557 00:21:13,909 --> 00:21:16,761 (Subs Text Source: Addic7ed.com) 39999

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