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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:35,101 --> 00:00:38,809 When you're young you believe everything: spinach makes you strong... 2 00:00:38,892 --> 00:00:43,642 ...your father is the hero of the country, and Saint Nicholas exists. 3 00:00:43,892 --> 00:00:50,842 But one day you look at the Holy Man's shoes and think: they're my father's. 4 00:00:51,517 --> 00:00:56,309 Your suspicions are confirmed: It's nonsense to believe... 5 00:00:56,392 --> 00:00:59,392 ...that a man with a long white beard travels from Spain... 6 00:00:59,517 --> 00:01:03,726 ...by steamboat once a year to leave something in your shoe. 7 00:01:03,809 --> 00:01:07,392 And also: Spinach doesn't make you strong... 8 00:01:07,476 --> 00:01:11,892 ...Ho/land will never be world champions and you won't marry your teacher. 9 00:01:12,934 --> 00:01:15,934 And so you grow older and increasingly unhappy. 10 00:01:16,017 --> 00:01:21,101 You only feel like you used to when you feel that you love someone. 11 00:01:21,184 --> 00:01:26,476 Really love someone. Then everything stupid and painful falls by the side. 12 00:01:26,809 --> 00:01:31,684 Love is everything, and we must continue to believe this. 13 00:01:32,226 --> 00:01:37,892 So what would happen if we all agreed that Saint Nicholas exists? 14 00:01:37,976 --> 00:01:42,892 We'd still have to buy the presents ourselves, but it's the idea that counts. 15 00:01:42,976 --> 00:01:49,726 The belief that we will prevail in the end, that love will prevail in the end. 16 00:01:50,226 --> 00:01:54,101 Because love is like Saint Nicholas. You have to believe in it... 17 00:01:54,267 --> 00:01:56,142 ...or it doesn't work. 18 00:02:33,642 --> 00:02:37,559 Good morning. Did you sleep well? 19 00:02:37,642 --> 00:02:40,559 I thought I'd pick up a hitchhiker. 20 00:02:40,684 --> 00:02:43,476 It's always nice to chat on the way. 21 00:02:43,559 --> 00:02:46,142 But you slept from Madrid... 22 00:02:46,267 --> 00:02:47,476 ...to Amsterdam. 23 00:02:56,101 --> 00:02:59,934 Morning of Saint Nicholas' arrival 24 00:03:12,184 --> 00:03:13,559 But he's arriving. 25 00:03:15,601 --> 00:03:18,809 You're coming with us, right? - Daddy has to work. 26 00:03:19,059 --> 00:03:20,726 But it's Sunday. 27 00:03:20,851 --> 00:03:23,851 But sweetie, I took a couple of Sundays on days... 28 00:03:23,976 --> 00:03:27,642 ...that weren't Sundays. Now I have to work on a real Sunday. 29 00:03:31,559 --> 00:03:34,642 Good morning, Dad. - Klaas! 30 00:03:34,767 --> 00:03:37,226 I was about to leave. 31 00:03:37,934 --> 00:03:40,392 What exactly? 32 00:03:40,517 --> 00:03:41,267 No. 33 00:03:41,392 --> 00:03:45,601 Give him some ginger nuts, stroke his head, and you're done. 34 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:48,684 No exceptions. Not even for my grandson. 35 00:03:48,809 --> 00:03:53,892 Dad, come on. This could be the last year he believes in it at all. 36 00:03:54,017 --> 00:03:55,809 And he could use some attention. 37 00:03:55,934 --> 00:04:00,017 You two were great at destroying your marriage. 38 00:04:00,142 --> 00:04:03,642 Now you must be great at bearing the consequences. 39 00:04:03,767 --> 00:04:05,476 Prick. - What did you say? 40 00:04:05,559 --> 00:04:07,309 You're a real prick, dad. 41 00:04:13,059 --> 00:04:14,934 That's nice, at least. 42 00:04:17,726 --> 00:04:19,642 Don't do that. - But I must. 43 00:04:19,767 --> 00:04:23,517 If you don't paint your face black, you don't need lipstick. 44 00:04:36,976 --> 00:04:39,559 The viewpoint on camera 2... 45 00:04:39,642 --> 00:04:41,226 ...is not giving me a boner. 46 00:04:44,226 --> 00:04:46,559 The arrival of the Spanish libertine. 47 00:04:46,642 --> 00:04:48,559 Top-quality TV every year. 48 00:04:49,184 --> 00:04:50,309 Is the boat under way? 49 00:04:50,517 --> 00:04:53,559 I'll give them a call. - Yes, do that. 50 00:04:56,184 --> 00:04:57,601 Mr. Van Ophorst is pulling up. 51 00:04:57,726 --> 00:04:59,767 I'm expecting the Piets any minute. 52 00:05:01,517 --> 00:05:07,101 Yes, people, he's here. - We're leaving in 1O minutes. No five. 53 00:05:07,226 --> 00:05:12,892 It's great to have you here. - Are there any naughty children around? 54 00:05:13,017 --> 00:05:16,851 I'm Alicia. I'll make sure everything goes well today. 55 00:05:16,976 --> 00:05:20,059 Have my black friends arrived? - Any minute now. 56 00:05:20,184 --> 00:05:23,726 And a cup a coffee? Would that be possible? 57 00:05:23,851 --> 00:05:26,559 Get on board and I'll take care of it. 58 00:05:26,684 --> 00:05:30,184 Bibabobabu... - Wow, that's beautiful. 59 00:05:33,476 --> 00:05:38,642 Is this Daniel, the intern? - Yes, Alicia. It's good you called. 60 00:05:38,767 --> 00:05:42,267 We've been...what do you call it? Delayed. 61 00:05:42,392 --> 00:05:44,601 Where the hell are the Piets? 62 00:05:44,726 --> 00:05:50,309 Look, I'm on my way. Guys, into the van. If you're not on the boat in ten minutes... 63 00:05:50,434 --> 00:05:52,642 ...l loose my job. 64 00:05:53,559 --> 00:05:55,809 Please change there. 65 00:06:05,642 --> 00:06:08,434 Mum, Puss is shitting in the sandbox. 66 00:06:09,809 --> 00:06:12,101 Damn. - Sha?lcomeu. 67 00:06:12,226 --> 00:06:14,809 ...with you today? - Don't you have to work? 68 00:06:14,934 --> 00:06:17,017 I'm not going to work on a Sunday. 69 00:06:17,142 --> 00:06:19,892 If you want to keep your job you will. 70 00:06:20,017 --> 00:06:23,434 What day is it today? - Sunday. 71 00:06:23,559 --> 00:06:24,851 French toast day. 72 00:06:43,976 --> 00:06:47,559 Coffee? - What's the fastest way to the city? 73 00:06:47,684 --> 00:06:50,142 Get on the boat. - Are you Daniel? 74 00:06:50,267 --> 00:06:54,434 Are you taking this seriously? We're 3O minutes late. 75 00:06:54,559 --> 00:06:58,309 Yes, production girl. Hello? Hello? Over. 76 00:06:58,434 --> 00:07:00,101 Damn amateurs. - Go ahead. 77 00:07:00,226 --> 00:07:01,976 What about my coffee? 78 00:07:02,101 --> 00:07:03,851 A coffee for Mr. Van Ophorst. 79 00:07:03,976 --> 00:07:07,226 He uses his own cup. - And something else... 80 00:07:07,351 --> 00:07:13,017 The gown is too short. If the clothes don't fit, how can I feel the part? 81 00:07:13,142 --> 00:07:15,559 I have to get it from somewhere. 82 00:07:24,809 --> 00:07:26,726 Damn. Fuck. 83 00:07:56,559 --> 00:07:58,184 Watch out, madman. 84 00:07:58,642 --> 00:08:01,767 Right on time, as usual. - I had a flat. 85 00:08:01,892 --> 00:08:03,059 Listen, joker. 86 00:08:03,184 --> 00:08:05,309 I'd take it easy if I were you. 87 00:08:05,434 --> 00:08:07,559 I'm babysitting on my day off... 88 00:08:07,684 --> 00:08:10,059 ...and we have to finish this week. 89 00:08:10,184 --> 00:08:12,351 What? - I said yes, didn't I? 90 00:08:14,809 --> 00:08:16,351 Look who's here. 91 00:08:18,559 --> 00:08:22,559 You're wearing lipstick. Can I have some too? 92 00:08:25,101 --> 00:08:28,392 Shall we go? Come on, David. 93 00:08:29,892 --> 00:08:31,351 Come on, people. 94 00:08:31,476 --> 00:08:33,559 Come on. Let's go. 95 00:08:35,601 --> 00:08:37,226 Mr. Van Ophorst? 96 00:08:43,184 --> 00:08:44,767 Saint Nicholas? 97 00:08:52,809 --> 00:08:57,809 That can't be... We're here with 100 000 screaming children. 98 00:08:57,934 --> 00:08:59,142 That can't be. 99 00:08:59,267 --> 00:09:01,142 I don't know what to do either. 100 00:09:01,267 --> 00:09:04,059 But if everyone starts crying, we're fried. 101 00:09:04,559 --> 00:09:08,226 The boat will leave... Where do you think you're going? 102 00:09:15,392 --> 00:09:18,142 What? We're going live in 1O minutes! 103 00:09:18,267 --> 00:09:22,851 He's still dead as a doornail. - Yeah, and so? 104 00:09:23,392 --> 00:09:28,142 I told you he wants to do it. - I'd like to hear him say it. 105 00:09:28,267 --> 00:09:31,059 You don't mind doing this? You're sure? 106 00:09:33,017 --> 00:09:37,267 Sir? - But I'm not getting on the horse. 107 00:09:37,392 --> 00:09:39,976 You have no idea how happy you've made me. 108 00:09:40,101 --> 00:09:42,476 We have a Saint Nicholas. We're leaving. 109 00:09:48,142 --> 00:09:52,142 ALL IS LOVE 110 00:11:37,351 --> 00:11:40,934 I'm not doing it. - Don't be so childish. 111 00:11:41,059 --> 00:11:45,101 We've been doing it forever. - I'm not going as the rod. 112 00:11:45,226 --> 00:11:50,767 Fine, Kiki and I will go alone. - Rudolf, I don't know either. 113 00:11:50,892 --> 00:11:55,309 What are you doing to me? It's too late to change. 114 00:11:55,434 --> 00:11:59,642 I'm no good with horses. - Cannonball and Spitfire know the way. 115 00:12:00,476 --> 00:12:02,559 I hear the boat. 116 00:12:02,684 --> 00:12:04,517 What a party! 117 00:12:16,476 --> 00:12:20,392 Maybe you can wave a little? Mr. Van Ophorst always did. 118 00:12:25,726 --> 00:12:28,851 Camera four. Over to four. 119 00:12:29,642 --> 00:12:33,434 As usual members of the royal family are here to greet Saint Nicholas. 120 00:12:34,476 --> 00:12:35,559 There is great interest... 121 00:12:35,642 --> 00:12:40,434 ...in the Benjamin, Prince Valentijn who's been living in London for 3 years. 122 00:12:40,559 --> 00:12:44,601 Six months ago his short relationship... 123 00:12:44,726 --> 00:12:48,101 ...with top model Lauren Mil/er caused a stir. 124 00:12:48,226 --> 00:12:53,392 Since then, he's been seen with highborn beauties, including the divorcee... 125 00:12:53,517 --> 00:12:55,267 Naughty boy... 126 00:13:01,642 --> 00:13:04,142 It looks pretty believable. 127 00:13:04,267 --> 00:13:08,267 Well done. Remind me to give the man a book token. 128 00:13:10,059 --> 00:13:11,976 Say, you... Daniel... 129 00:13:12,101 --> 00:13:15,434 Yeah? - ls that Tom Van Ophorst's leg? 130 00:13:16,309 --> 00:13:18,684 I covered him with a blanket for now. 131 00:13:19,226 --> 00:13:22,392 You covered him with a blanket... Damn- 132 00:13:23,642 --> 00:13:25,142 Sour puss. - You're fired. 133 00:13:25,267 --> 00:13:28,559 Good morning. Amsterdam police, please. 134 00:13:33,559 --> 00:13:35,767 Isn't that your phone? - Yes. 135 00:13:38,559 --> 00:13:42,392 Klaasje Van Ophorst speaking. Who? Wait a minute... 136 00:13:42,726 --> 00:13:44,392 There he is. There he is. 137 00:13:45,059 --> 00:13:47,559 Fenna. - Go ahead. We'll follow. 138 00:13:47,642 --> 00:13:50,851 Sorry. Who? Yes, speaking. 139 00:13:53,184 --> 00:13:54,559 What? 140 00:13:56,976 --> 00:13:58,392 When? 141 00:14:02,017 --> 00:14:05,726 I understand. 142 00:14:05,851 --> 00:14:09,309 Thank you. Goodbye. 143 00:14:20,976 --> 00:14:22,684 Granddad has died. 144 00:14:24,601 --> 00:14:27,267 I'll take you to Daddy. - But Saint Nicholas... 145 00:14:27,392 --> 00:14:28,642 You'll see him on TV. 146 00:14:58,767 --> 00:15:00,226 Do we want this? - I don't know. 147 00:15:03,767 --> 00:15:05,642 You can't broadcast this. 148 00:15:05,767 --> 00:15:06,976 Stay with it. 149 00:15:14,892 --> 00:15:16,017 I can't believe it. 150 00:15:17,226 --> 00:15:18,684 Stay with him. 151 00:15:25,809 --> 00:15:27,726 Respect. 152 00:15:27,851 --> 00:15:30,476 If you leave, you're through. - But my kid... 153 00:15:30,559 --> 00:15:33,809 There's always something. You're through. 154 00:15:33,934 --> 00:15:34,934 Get lost. 155 00:15:35,976 --> 00:15:37,601 Leave. 156 00:15:40,017 --> 00:15:40,976 Fine. 157 00:15:41,101 --> 00:15:45,851 Open, close, open, close. Front to back, front... 158 00:15:45,976 --> 00:15:52,434 And cycle. Cycle away. Keep it up. You're doing great. 159 00:15:52,559 --> 00:15:54,101 Victor Jollema speaking. 160 00:15:54,226 --> 00:15:56,267 Yes, he's my friend. 161 00:15:57,101 --> 00:15:59,017 And where are you, exactly? 162 00:15:59,142 --> 00:16:02,017 On the heath, I understand. But which one? 163 00:16:11,351 --> 00:16:12,809 Dennis? 164 00:16:18,392 --> 00:16:19,434 Are you home? 165 00:16:23,517 --> 00:16:25,934 What took you so long? - You have the key. 166 00:16:26,059 --> 00:16:28,684 I don't live here anymore. - But you can use it. 167 00:16:28,809 --> 00:16:32,351 I'm not going to barge in unannounced. - What the...? 168 00:16:33,309 --> 00:16:34,601 Did your mother do that? 169 00:16:37,559 --> 00:16:40,976 How are you? - Can Boris stay a couple of days? 170 00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:42,642 Next weekend. - I know but... 171 00:16:42,767 --> 00:16:45,017 No way, Klaas. - No? 172 00:16:45,142 --> 00:16:47,684 I'm really busy. - You've had a haircut? 173 00:16:48,851 --> 00:16:50,851 No, I'm in therapy. - Take it easy. 174 00:16:50,976 --> 00:16:52,642 Easy my foot. What's up? 175 00:16:52,767 --> 00:16:57,851 I have a presentation, a broken heater, an empty fridge. Stop your guilt trip. 176 00:16:58,892 --> 00:17:00,392 You left. Not I. 177 00:17:00,517 --> 00:17:01,851 My father has died. 178 00:17:04,809 --> 00:17:07,476 Who's that? - Be quiet. It isn't him. 179 00:17:09,559 --> 00:17:11,684 I could have sworn... - Listen... 180 00:17:11,809 --> 00:17:15,184 Tom had a heart-attack this morning. - I'm sorry. 181 00:17:15,309 --> 00:17:18,517 Stop it. You never liked each other. - Fine. 182 00:17:18,601 --> 00:17:21,559 I'm all alone. I have to arrange the funeral... 183 00:17:21,684 --> 00:17:24,184 ...sort through his things. - I said fine. 184 00:17:24,809 --> 00:17:26,684 Boris can stay here. 185 00:17:29,892 --> 00:17:31,309 Thanks. 186 00:17:32,559 --> 00:17:35,267 Camera one, mother and daughter. 187 00:17:35,392 --> 00:17:37,684 Camera one with Valentijn. Over to one. 188 00:17:38,309 --> 00:17:41,017 Ginger nut. Get the ginger nut. And... 189 00:17:41,142 --> 00:17:42,892 ...back to Saint Nicholas. 190 00:17:43,017 --> 00:17:46,059 Let's get you some dry clothes. - Are we done? 191 00:17:46,184 --> 00:17:49,851 Done? No, you have walk along the quay. 192 00:17:49,976 --> 00:17:54,309 Damn. - What? You really need dry clothes. 193 00:17:55,684 --> 00:17:57,101 Bugger off. 194 00:18:26,642 --> 00:18:30,684 Let's return to Prince Valentijn. - Camera one on Valentijn. 195 00:18:55,767 --> 00:18:57,726 What happened? - Nothing. 196 00:18:59,559 --> 00:19:00,642 I'm Sjoerd. 197 00:19:00,767 --> 00:19:03,892 Hi, I'm Saskia. - Pjotter. 198 00:19:04,017 --> 00:19:07,267 I'm Victor. Kees' friend. 199 00:19:08,059 --> 00:19:09,767 Don't you want to sit down? 200 00:19:21,392 --> 00:19:25,476 What happened? - Yeah, what happened...? Hum... 201 00:19:25,559 --> 00:19:29,434 The Baron of Ulsendek joined the poisoner from Galandrio... 202 00:19:29,559 --> 00:19:32,559 ...and the wood elves tattled. 203 00:19:32,642 --> 00:19:35,392 It's unpleasant of course, but Kees' reaction... 204 00:19:35,517 --> 00:19:37,309 ...wasn't normal. - Because...? 205 00:19:37,434 --> 00:19:40,184 Kees beat the daylight out of Ulsendek. 206 00:19:40,309 --> 00:19:41,684 Kees? 207 00:19:43,267 --> 00:19:45,434 You're kidding. 208 00:19:46,892 --> 00:19:48,517 I don't mean to meddle, but... 209 00:19:49,517 --> 00:19:50,976 Kees isn't well. 210 00:19:53,142 --> 00:19:57,017 We really have the feeling that Kees is using this to... 211 00:19:57,976 --> 00:19:59,934 How can I put it? To... 212 00:20:00,059 --> 00:20:02,059 To escape reality. 213 00:20:21,226 --> 00:20:23,017 It was nice to meet them at last. 214 00:20:23,142 --> 00:20:25,517 Don't you think? - Yeah... 215 00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:28,017 Very friendly people. 216 00:20:28,142 --> 00:20:29,601 Especially Sjoerd. 217 00:20:30,601 --> 00:20:32,684 Are they coming to the wedding? 218 00:20:32,809 --> 00:20:34,601 Put them on the list. 219 00:20:34,726 --> 00:20:38,101 I never knew we had so many friends and family. 220 00:20:38,226 --> 00:20:39,767 You have many. 221 00:20:39,892 --> 00:20:43,142 My family and friends are also yours. 222 00:20:46,809 --> 00:20:49,226 Darling... - Yes? 223 00:20:49,351 --> 00:20:50,642 What happened? - Nothing. 224 00:20:50,767 --> 00:20:53,226 Nothing? You beat him unconscious. 225 00:20:53,351 --> 00:20:56,101 Unconscious... - The baron is in first aid. 226 00:21:01,017 --> 00:21:02,101 Is it all too much? 227 00:21:02,226 --> 00:21:04,434 What? - What? 228 00:21:04,559 --> 00:21:07,184 Your mother died. The Wedding's coming up. 229 00:21:07,309 --> 00:21:09,267 I'm fine, Vic. Really. 230 00:21:22,101 --> 00:21:23,726 Hello, ladies. 231 00:21:29,976 --> 00:21:33,476 Oh, hello. Prince Valentijn. 232 00:21:35,517 --> 00:21:39,101 No, don't do that. Don't! 233 00:21:39,226 --> 00:21:40,517 Come back here. 234 00:21:43,726 --> 00:21:44,726 Stay right here! 235 00:21:46,434 --> 00:21:47,976 Back, guys. 236 00:21:57,017 --> 00:21:59,726 Well... Kiki Jongema. 237 00:22:01,892 --> 00:22:03,267 How do you know? 238 00:22:05,851 --> 00:22:09,059 The name tag, of course. What an idiot. 239 00:22:09,184 --> 00:22:13,351 Super embarrassing. Anyway, I need the man from the horses. 240 00:22:14,184 --> 00:22:15,559 Mister from the horses? 241 00:22:17,934 --> 00:22:19,142 Mister from the horses? 242 00:22:28,017 --> 00:22:31,642 Are you alright? - I'm fine. 243 00:22:38,142 --> 00:22:41,851 Is someone going to unwrap this present tonight? 244 00:22:44,851 --> 00:22:47,517 I'm afraid I'll have to do it myself. 245 00:22:47,976 --> 00:22:49,559 If you need help... 246 00:22:50,726 --> 00:22:55,392 You specialize in that of course. Cutting ribbons and the like. 247 00:22:55,517 --> 00:22:57,226 Prince of Orange. 248 00:23:00,309 --> 00:23:01,976 The car... Our time is up. 249 00:23:02,101 --> 00:23:04,726 We're on the disabled spot, aren't we? 250 00:23:04,851 --> 00:23:06,434 I'll be on my way. 251 00:23:08,601 --> 00:23:09,767 OK. - Have a nice day. 252 00:23:22,976 --> 00:23:25,142 My little girl... 253 00:23:25,267 --> 00:23:27,267 Oh god. 254 00:23:27,392 --> 00:23:30,642 What are you doing here? - I saw it happen. 255 00:23:30,767 --> 00:23:33,017 I was up in my crane and I saw... 256 00:23:33,142 --> 00:23:35,017 Why didn't you call? - I thought... 257 00:23:35,142 --> 00:23:36,184 ...he'd never let you leave. 258 00:23:37,267 --> 00:23:39,392 Of course, it's about my kid. 259 00:23:39,517 --> 00:23:43,684 In fact, he told me to leave. - Really, darling? 260 00:24:18,642 --> 00:24:24,267 I'm sorry it happened this way. Your father was a very... 261 00:24:24,934 --> 00:24:26,351 ...special man. 262 00:24:27,976 --> 00:24:29,559 One question. 263 00:24:29,642 --> 00:24:31,559 Your father's replacement... 264 00:24:31,684 --> 00:24:33,559 ...do you know who it is? 265 00:24:35,434 --> 00:24:39,101 How should I know? - Of course. 266 00:24:39,226 --> 00:24:40,892 I'm just fumbling around. 267 00:24:41,184 --> 00:24:42,726 Take care. 268 00:24:45,017 --> 00:24:47,559 How awful. You can't tell... 269 00:24:47,684 --> 00:24:49,309 ...it's me, can you? 270 00:24:49,892 --> 00:24:52,059 How do you get into these things? 271 00:24:52,184 --> 00:24:53,392 Do I laugh like an idiot? 272 00:24:53,601 --> 00:24:55,226 You laugh... 273 00:24:56,517 --> 00:24:57,767 Heartily? 274 00:24:57,892 --> 00:25:00,017 What a shit day. - You have his number? 275 00:25:00,142 --> 00:25:03,809 Right... He'd think I like him and I'd have to sleep with him. 276 00:25:03,934 --> 00:25:06,684 You're right. That would be terrible. 277 00:25:07,226 --> 00:25:09,267 Can we change the subject? 278 00:25:09,392 --> 00:25:13,059 I understand you less and less. - I'm sparing with myself. 279 00:25:13,184 --> 00:25:16,601 When is the last time you slept with someone? 280 00:25:16,934 --> 00:25:19,934 You're making a mountain out of nothing. 281 00:25:20,059 --> 00:25:22,642 Look, you're a homo. You screw like a rabbit. 282 00:25:22,767 --> 00:25:26,267 Really? That would be top of my wish list. 283 00:25:26,392 --> 00:25:29,559 You hang a red cloth out of your pocket, and voil�. 284 00:25:29,684 --> 00:25:30,976 Just say it. 285 00:25:31,101 --> 00:25:36,142 If you meet someone who looks good and he looks at you... 286 00:25:36,267 --> 00:25:38,392 ...in the right way, you say: I'm Kiki. 287 00:25:38,517 --> 00:25:42,226 I like you. - Yeah, in a box with a bow on my head. 288 00:25:42,892 --> 00:25:45,892 So you like him? - No way. 289 00:25:49,101 --> 00:25:52,517 Will Lauren be our new Princess? 290 00:25:59,267 --> 00:26:02,726 I'm referring of course to Prince Valentijn... 291 00:26:02,851 --> 00:26:07,892 Are you going to your mother's tonight? - Not tonight. I have other plans. 292 00:26:08,017 --> 00:26:11,017 You're not the only one. - During Saint Nicholas' arrival... 293 00:26:11,142 --> 00:26:13,809 Hey, Valentino! 294 00:26:14,101 --> 00:26:16,892 Are you expecting company? - Hun, open up. 295 00:26:26,559 --> 00:26:27,976 A blonde, anyone? 296 00:26:28,101 --> 00:26:30,309 I'll first check that I'm still a boy. 297 00:26:32,267 --> 00:26:38,184 In less than 24 hours you've regained the title of captain of the sex industry. 298 00:26:38,892 --> 00:26:42,726 I laughed my arse off at the red-capped pedo-priest. 299 00:26:42,851 --> 00:26:47,559 And then our friend pops out of nowhere to show off his X-Factor. 300 00:26:47,642 --> 00:26:51,101 You had a standing ovation in your pants, didn't you? 301 00:26:53,309 --> 00:26:56,351 Shall we get a bite to eat? - Genital idea. 302 00:26:56,517 --> 00:26:58,017 Something French. Dismiss. 303 00:26:59,476 --> 00:27:03,892 A present for Prince Valentijn 304 00:27:19,642 --> 00:27:21,059 Saint Nicholas. 305 00:27:25,559 --> 00:27:26,851 Saint Nicholas. 306 00:27:29,559 --> 00:27:30,809 Are you hungry? 307 00:27:49,642 --> 00:27:53,976 Saint Nicholas' arrival was very special his year. 308 00:27:54,101 --> 00:27:59,184 He saved a seven-year-old girl from the icy waters before disappearing... 309 00:27:59,309 --> 00:28:01,392 ...without a trace. The girl's fine... 310 00:28:01,517 --> 00:28:04,934 ...and has only caught a cold. - Brilliant story. 311 00:28:05,059 --> 00:28:09,601 He saves a girl then bolts down the Prins Hendrikkade... 312 00:28:09,726 --> 00:28:12,142 ...without looking back. - He was gone. 313 00:28:12,267 --> 00:28:16,809 As long as he's on our show tomorrow. - Alicia is working on it. 314 00:28:16,934 --> 00:28:19,559 Brilliant story. Really brilliant. 315 00:28:20,976 --> 00:28:24,976 He was inspiring, a master in the field. 316 00:28:25,101 --> 00:28:28,767 A masterly actor. It's a great loss for Dutch theatre. 317 00:28:28,892 --> 00:28:32,392 Tom Van Ophorst was 79 years old. 318 00:28:32,517 --> 00:28:34,892 The identity of his stand-in is unknown. 319 00:28:35,392 --> 00:28:37,059 Sleep tight, Saint Nicholas. 320 00:28:39,684 --> 00:28:43,767 I'm not Saint Nicholas. - I know. 321 00:29:11,476 --> 00:29:13,017 Saint saves child 322 00:29:13,142 --> 00:29:16,476 Am I a Famous Dutch Person? - Definitely. 323 00:29:17,601 --> 00:29:19,184 Don't play with your milk. 324 00:29:19,559 --> 00:29:20,726 Here. 325 00:29:22,017 --> 00:29:24,017 What's that for? - What...? 326 00:29:24,142 --> 00:29:25,934 You're going to work, right? 327 00:29:27,267 --> 00:29:29,892 Of course. I know. 328 00:29:31,684 --> 00:29:33,101 Oh, David. 329 00:29:56,392 --> 00:29:58,934 I saw you on TV. It looked rather... 330 00:29:59,059 --> 00:30:02,851 ...breathless and embarrassing. - I don't give a hoot. 331 00:30:02,976 --> 00:30:06,767 What an awful expression. - I don't give a hoot, Rudolf. 332 00:30:06,892 --> 00:30:10,601 Bad night, girlie? I'd use concealer if I were you. 333 00:30:36,184 --> 00:30:38,601 UNDERTAKER respectful funeral management 334 00:30:39,184 --> 00:30:41,017 Kees, just one thing: 335 00:30:41,142 --> 00:30:42,601 Saint Nicholas has died. 336 00:30:42,726 --> 00:30:45,517 He doesn't exist. - Tell his daughter. 337 00:30:45,601 --> 00:30:47,351 She'll be here soon. 338 00:30:48,851 --> 00:30:51,517 I'm celebrating not having drowned. 339 00:30:54,726 --> 00:30:57,476 Toilet rolls for hobbying. - A lot of them. 340 00:30:57,559 --> 00:30:59,017 Ted had gastroenteritis. 341 00:31:00,392 --> 00:31:01,392 Sarah. 342 00:31:01,517 --> 00:31:04,142 I think Klaasje needs rest... 343 00:31:04,267 --> 00:31:06,559 ...what with her father and all. 344 00:31:06,642 --> 00:31:09,017 Someone else should care for the gardens. 345 00:31:09,142 --> 00:31:11,226 Klaasje can always call me. 346 00:31:11,351 --> 00:31:14,392 She knows that. - Yes, but... 347 00:31:14,517 --> 00:31:16,642 How can I put this nicely... 348 00:31:17,559 --> 00:31:21,267 Klaasje can't stand you, so it's better if we agree on this. 349 00:31:21,392 --> 00:31:23,851 You slept with her husband, is what I mean. 350 00:31:23,976 --> 00:31:28,934 So I changed the schedule for duck feeding from Wednesdays... 351 00:31:29,059 --> 00:31:31,559 ...to Thursdays. Too bad for the pancakes. 352 00:31:31,684 --> 00:31:34,392 When she's back, we'll do Jazz dancing... 353 00:31:34,517 --> 00:31:36,726 ...or something. Instead of pancakes. 354 00:31:37,809 --> 00:31:40,309 You're a remarkable woman, you know? 355 00:31:44,851 --> 00:31:46,559 Excuse me. May I? 356 00:31:53,059 --> 00:31:54,476 It's him. 357 00:31:55,934 --> 00:31:57,559 It's him! 358 00:31:58,267 --> 00:31:59,642 Holy cow. 359 00:31:59,767 --> 00:32:03,767 It's definitely him. Side-whiskers and all. 360 00:32:13,976 --> 00:32:17,559 Sorry, I didn't recognize you. - Story of my life. 361 00:32:17,684 --> 00:32:21,559 I did. - I'll have to let them in. 362 00:32:21,642 --> 00:32:25,642 But if want to shop after closing time... For your privacy... 363 00:32:25,767 --> 00:32:27,017 I'm here for Kiki. 364 00:32:27,851 --> 00:32:29,392 Kiki Jongema. 365 00:32:34,517 --> 00:32:37,559 Colder than in Spain, isn't it, Nicholas? - Quiet. 366 00:32:37,684 --> 00:32:42,184 I need to think. I first want to get my own clothes back. 367 00:32:42,309 --> 00:32:44,059 Your own clothes? 368 00:32:44,767 --> 00:32:48,559 We'll be finished in a minute. We can grab a coffee somewhere. 369 00:32:53,726 --> 00:32:59,142 You think he's going to report voluntarily? I've been circling all night. 370 00:32:59,267 --> 00:33:02,559 I'll manage. No, I told you I'd manage. 371 00:33:10,642 --> 00:33:13,767 You go your way, and I'll go mine. 372 00:33:13,892 --> 00:33:17,559 But where are you going, Saint Nicholas? Where? 373 00:33:17,684 --> 00:33:20,976 I'll just tag along, Saint Nicholas. 374 00:33:21,101 --> 00:33:25,267 I saw your father in the theatre last year. As King Lear. 375 00:33:25,392 --> 00:33:29,601 Marvellous. - Saint Nicholas was his favourite role. 376 00:33:29,726 --> 00:33:32,559 Rather hypocritical. He wasn't mad about kids. 377 00:33:34,726 --> 00:33:36,559 He loved the attention. 378 00:33:37,142 --> 00:33:38,684 The applause. 379 00:33:40,642 --> 00:33:45,184 I have yet to cry. - We all mourn at our own pace. 380 00:33:47,267 --> 00:33:48,476 Are your parents alive? 381 00:33:50,017 --> 00:33:57,017 No. Well, I'm sure about my mother, because ljust buried her. 382 00:33:57,142 --> 00:34:02,559 My father left when I was three. 383 00:34:02,684 --> 00:34:08,059 I never saw him again. That's also a type of death. 384 00:34:12,351 --> 00:34:13,976 Something cheerful: 385 00:34:14,101 --> 00:34:15,434 The coffin. 386 00:34:19,809 --> 00:34:22,476 Left or right? - You've forgotten the way? 387 00:34:22,559 --> 00:34:23,809 No. 388 00:34:23,934 --> 00:34:27,559 It's been a long time since you brought me to school. 389 00:34:28,476 --> 00:34:31,142 Right. - Why? 390 00:34:31,267 --> 00:34:33,184 Mummy prefers to do it herself. 391 00:34:33,892 --> 00:34:35,059 Why? 392 00:34:36,684 --> 00:34:37,767 To the right? 393 00:34:37,892 --> 00:34:41,767 I don't know this way at all. - You said you did. 394 00:34:41,892 --> 00:34:43,684 Will we be late? 395 00:34:46,434 --> 00:34:47,559 Don't worry. 396 00:34:52,601 --> 00:34:54,642 Here. Give me a kiss. 397 00:34:54,767 --> 00:34:56,559 See you this afternoon. 398 00:34:57,434 --> 00:34:58,434 Dennis. 399 00:35:00,642 --> 00:35:03,309 I'm sorry we're late. 400 00:35:03,434 --> 00:35:05,851 It's been a while. - Yes. 401 00:35:05,976 --> 00:35:08,434 Everything fine? - Great. Bye. 402 00:35:19,976 --> 00:35:21,184 Excuse me. 403 00:35:23,267 --> 00:35:27,267 Klaas? It's me. I just brought Boris to school. 404 00:35:27,392 --> 00:35:29,809 You're calling to tell me that? 405 00:35:29,934 --> 00:35:33,059 I just wanted to see how you're doing. 406 00:35:33,809 --> 00:35:36,351 Great. I'm selecting a coffin. 407 00:35:37,059 --> 00:35:41,767 Sorry, I won't keep you any longer. 408 00:35:42,434 --> 00:35:44,184 Why doesn't she just tell me? 409 00:35:53,267 --> 00:35:55,101 What do you want now? 410 00:35:56,351 --> 00:36:00,642 Kiki, Prince Valentijn is here for you. 411 00:36:00,767 --> 00:36:05,184 Real funny. - Hurry up. He has other things to do. 412 00:36:05,309 --> 00:36:08,601 Don't be so childish. - So what should I tell him? 413 00:36:08,726 --> 00:36:10,101 Who? - Prince Valentijn. 414 00:36:10,226 --> 00:36:13,142 What should I tell him? - ls he really here? 415 00:36:17,517 --> 00:36:19,601 She doesn't give a hoot? 416 00:36:20,559 --> 00:36:22,642 That's what she said. 417 00:36:25,559 --> 00:36:26,642 Right. 418 00:36:40,892 --> 00:36:41,892 Occupied. 419 00:36:45,809 --> 00:36:47,642 I'm sorry for dropping in like this... 420 00:36:48,892 --> 00:36:51,976 But I'm expected at my mother's. 421 00:36:55,476 --> 00:36:58,726 I know it's absurd. The whole situation is... 422 00:36:59,809 --> 00:37:02,309 ...absurd, but... 423 00:37:05,101 --> 00:37:07,726 After we met yesterday... 424 00:37:13,309 --> 00:37:15,017 Can you come out? It's easier to... 425 00:37:15,142 --> 00:37:18,809 Excellency, there's more to it than crowd pleasing on Queen's Day. 426 00:37:19,767 --> 00:37:20,684 B99 VOW pardon? 427 00:37:20,809 --> 00:37:23,976 What do you think? That I'll throw myself at you... 428 00:37:24,101 --> 00:37:28,101 ...so you can dump me after one night of wild pleasure? 429 00:37:28,226 --> 00:37:30,226 You think that's my intention? 430 00:37:31,559 --> 00:37:35,059 Sorry, but I've gone to some trouble... - Trouble? 431 00:37:35,184 --> 00:37:37,976 Gee? You had yourself driven... 432 00:37:38,101 --> 00:37:40,684 ...all the way here? - Fine. 433 00:37:40,809 --> 00:37:43,726 Get lost. You've never had to strain yourself. 434 00:37:43,851 --> 00:37:46,684 You shake your side-whiskers and they faint. 435 00:37:46,809 --> 00:37:48,184 How would you know? 436 00:37:54,309 --> 00:37:55,767 Silly cow. 437 00:37:56,476 --> 00:37:59,559 Did it work out? - Yes... 438 00:37:59,684 --> 00:38:02,684 Fine, thank you. - Darn, I almost forgot. 439 00:38:02,809 --> 00:38:08,267 The Piets are coming to interview. I'm sorry but I must open up. 440 00:38:08,559 --> 00:38:11,976 By the way, you're a great sack runner. - Pardon me? 441 00:38:12,142 --> 00:38:15,517 On Queen's Day, when you and your family play games. 442 00:38:15,601 --> 00:38:18,559 I love watching you in the sack race. - We do our best. 443 00:38:23,267 --> 00:38:24,642 Ladies, ladies... 444 00:38:24,767 --> 00:38:30,142 Final sale in the shoe department. - Shoes, over there. 445 00:38:32,392 --> 00:38:34,934 So, you want to be our Black Prince. 446 00:38:35,059 --> 00:38:38,184 I mean, Black Piet. 447 00:38:41,684 --> 00:38:44,934 Hello, Mr. Dekker. How are you? 448 00:38:47,184 --> 00:38:49,892 I'm Simone Koelman. Ted's wife. 449 00:38:50,434 --> 00:38:53,101 I need sand. Our cat does it in the sandbox. 450 00:38:53,226 --> 00:38:55,559 Ted always forgets to bring some. 451 00:39:04,267 --> 00:39:05,642 And you can take these. 452 00:39:05,767 --> 00:39:08,142 Why? 453 00:39:11,684 --> 00:39:12,726 What's up? 454 00:39:14,809 --> 00:39:17,059 Listen, Monique... - Simone. 455 00:39:17,184 --> 00:39:18,476 Ted doesn't work here anymore. 456 00:39:25,476 --> 00:39:27,142 It got too crazy. Sorry. 457 00:39:34,101 --> 00:39:35,392 It's your mother. 458 00:39:35,517 --> 00:39:36,892 I have a question. 459 00:39:37,017 --> 00:39:39,142 One second, Your Majesty. 460 00:39:39,267 --> 00:39:45,059 What is it? - Do you all find me... Am I... 461 00:39:45,184 --> 00:39:47,892 Are you what? - Nothing. 462 00:39:48,017 --> 00:39:51,267 Your Majesty, he's on his way. - No, I'm not. 463 00:39:51,392 --> 00:39:55,559 One second, Your Majesty. You said? - We're going shopping. 464 00:40:27,017 --> 00:40:28,767 I don't believe it. 465 00:40:31,267 --> 00:40:32,684 Good morning. 466 00:40:33,559 --> 00:40:35,184 What a coincidence. 467 00:40:35,309 --> 00:40:36,559 I want my clothes. 468 00:40:37,434 --> 00:40:38,976 Of course. 469 00:40:43,684 --> 00:40:45,934 Where did you sleep? - At my place. 470 00:40:46,059 --> 00:40:48,476 We had Chinese noodles. 471 00:40:49,642 --> 00:40:51,184 We could arrange... 472 00:40:51,309 --> 00:40:54,476 ...for a place to sleep. - I'd like a warm place. 473 00:40:54,559 --> 00:40:58,309 Who's asking you? You're the new Saint Nicholas. 474 00:40:58,892 --> 00:41:00,976 It's up to you. - The new one? 475 00:41:01,101 --> 00:41:05,642 I'm not Saint Nicholas, Eppo. - Eppie. 476 00:41:07,101 --> 00:41:11,226 He still believes in it. And that I'm... You know... 477 00:41:17,142 --> 00:41:19,142 I understand... 478 00:41:19,267 --> 00:41:21,434 ...if you have other plans. 479 00:41:21,559 --> 00:41:25,059 Well, I'll be on my way. 480 00:41:31,392 --> 00:41:33,434 That Saint Nicholas business... 481 00:41:33,559 --> 00:41:36,059 ls it paid? - ls it paid? 482 00:41:37,392 --> 00:41:39,767 You think Van Ophorst did it for free? 483 00:41:39,892 --> 00:41:41,767 He was paid millions. Well... 484 00:41:41,892 --> 00:41:44,017 Soto speak. 485 00:41:44,476 --> 00:41:46,226 But it definitely pays. 486 00:41:48,601 --> 00:41:51,101 Room 302. Thank you. 487 00:41:51,976 --> 00:41:55,309 We're so proud to have you here. 488 00:41:55,434 --> 00:41:57,392 Did you just arrive from Madrid? 489 00:42:23,017 --> 00:42:26,517 You're the first one who really tried. 490 00:42:26,601 --> 00:42:30,184 Oh, marvellous stockings. By Kunert? 491 00:42:30,476 --> 00:42:32,559 Sixty-denier? - ls the position still vacant? 492 00:42:33,684 --> 00:42:38,809 No, I took this on this morning. What a disaster. 493 00:42:39,934 --> 00:42:41,059 I'm very motivated. 494 00:42:43,059 --> 00:42:46,142 What rotten luck. As always. 495 00:42:46,267 --> 00:42:47,642 I bet you can skip too. 496 00:42:48,934 --> 00:42:51,226 Pardon me? - Skip. 497 00:42:58,267 --> 00:42:59,642 Yes. A little more cheer. 498 00:42:59,767 --> 00:43:02,267 A little more joie de vivre. 499 00:43:06,976 --> 00:43:08,809 Look, that's how it works. 500 00:43:08,934 --> 00:43:11,267 Marvellous. Beautiful. 501 00:43:19,559 --> 00:43:25,934 You're good. Got yourself fired twice within 48 hours. Does your wife know? 502 00:43:27,309 --> 00:43:29,934 Yes. - And? 503 00:43:30,059 --> 00:43:31,226 Was she furious? 504 00:43:31,351 --> 00:43:32,809 She understands. 505 00:43:34,059 --> 00:43:39,267 She says it's time I do what I want. That I should think about... 506 00:43:39,392 --> 00:43:41,684 ...what I want to do with my life. 507 00:43:41,809 --> 00:43:43,892 As long as you're happy, she said. 508 00:43:44,392 --> 00:43:46,934 Really? - Yes. 509 00:43:48,892 --> 00:43:51,309 I'll see you, Ron. - Good luck. 510 00:43:51,434 --> 00:43:53,642 Hey,Ted�. 511 00:43:53,767 --> 00:43:55,559 Your lunch box. 512 00:44:05,142 --> 00:44:07,517 Darling, how was your day? - Good. 513 00:44:07,601 --> 00:44:11,559 I'm afraid my mother insists on doing it. - What? 514 00:44:11,642 --> 00:44:16,684 Sing at our wedding. A number from The Lion King. 515 00:44:16,809 --> 00:44:19,934 Because you like it so much. - I do? 516 00:44:22,351 --> 00:44:24,642 She'll sing, with Uncle Rudy on the piano. 517 00:44:25,351 --> 00:44:27,267 Uncle Rudy? - Her brother. 518 00:44:27,392 --> 00:44:31,059 You met him at Christmas. He's not all there... 519 00:44:31,184 --> 00:44:33,184 ...but he really plays well. 520 00:44:35,559 --> 00:44:37,559 Before my father's speech. 521 00:44:37,684 --> 00:44:40,642 Your father's speech? - Don't worry. 522 00:44:40,767 --> 00:44:43,226 My sisters are single. It's his one chance... 523 00:44:43,684 --> 00:44:46,934 ...to feel like the father of the bride. 524 00:44:52,726 --> 00:44:55,101 The friend of children, the present-opening... 525 00:44:55,226 --> 00:44:58,142 ...Christian presents, symbolic apples... 526 00:44:58,267 --> 00:45:02,892 You don't need to know all of that. - You know, it was never proven. 527 00:45:03,017 --> 00:45:04,017 What? 528 00:45:04,142 --> 00:45:08,351 That Saint Nicholas had a beard. - It looks nice, right? 529 00:45:09,767 --> 00:45:11,976 It's well glued on. - Hijo de puta. 530 00:45:12,101 --> 00:45:12,817 Time. 531 00:45:12,892 --> 00:45:14,767 Tell us about your trip. 532 00:45:19,184 --> 00:45:20,392 I came by steamboat... 533 00:45:20,517 --> 00:45:27,142 ...with the Piets and the grey. - How old are you now? 534 00:45:27,267 --> 00:45:28,809 How old would he...? 535 00:45:28,934 --> 00:45:31,809 He's from 280... 536 00:45:31,934 --> 00:45:35,392 280. I'd have to calculate. 537 00:45:35,517 --> 00:45:37,351 And... - Did you know... 538 00:45:37,476 --> 00:45:40,892 ...that he rides a donkey in parts of Switzerland? 539 00:45:41,017 --> 00:45:45,892 Who? - Saint Nicholas, Sinterklaas, Santiglaus. 540 00:45:46,017 --> 00:45:48,142 Yeah, but that's you. 541 00:45:49,392 --> 00:45:51,726 Right. - Yes. 542 00:45:51,851 --> 00:45:54,309 That's me. - Saint Nicholas... 543 00:45:54,434 --> 00:45:56,142 ...here's some footage. 544 00:46:01,101 --> 00:46:02,517 Marvellous. 545 00:46:02,601 --> 00:46:05,226 Saint Nicholas. - Quiet. 546 00:46:05,351 --> 00:46:07,767 I can't hear what he's saying. 547 00:46:07,892 --> 00:46:11,017 Let's wrap it up. - Camera 2. 548 00:46:11,142 --> 00:46:13,517 It was getting a bit complicated. 549 00:46:13,601 --> 00:46:15,517 Am I messing up? - You're great. 550 00:46:15,601 --> 00:46:17,351 I'm only standing in. - I know. 551 00:46:17,476 --> 00:46:20,934 Camera four. - Saint Nicholas had a busy day. 552 00:46:21,059 --> 00:46:24,101 So we should... - That's right, he died. 553 00:46:26,851 --> 00:46:29,601 Saint Nicholas is joking. - What do we do? 554 00:46:29,726 --> 00:46:30,726 Nothing yet. - Saint Nicholas... 555 00:46:32,392 --> 00:46:33,476 ls Boris watching TV? 556 00:46:33,559 --> 00:46:34,892 Yes, Why? 557 00:46:35,017 --> 00:46:36,976 Please turn it off. - Why? 558 00:46:37,101 --> 00:46:38,892 It's early. - Because I say so. 559 00:46:39,017 --> 00:46:40,767 Did you know Van Ophorst... 560 00:46:40,892 --> 00:46:45,267 ...was paid millions Holy Man, my arse. 561 00:46:48,351 --> 00:46:50,267 Shall we play Scrabble? 562 00:46:50,392 --> 00:46:52,392 Let's sing a song. 563 00:46:52,767 --> 00:46:57,934 What do you think? - He'll be a hit. We'll have... 564 00:46:58,059 --> 00:47:00,351 ...great ratings, a big December 5... 565 00:47:00,476 --> 00:47:02,559 ...a big Saint Nicholas show. 566 00:47:02,642 --> 00:47:05,184 Give him money, a hotel, food,booze�. 567 00:47:05,309 --> 00:47:09,351 ...women, and whatever. Until December 5, he's all ours. 568 00:47:11,267 --> 00:47:16,309 You want to join us for dinner? - I have something to do. 569 00:47:19,809 --> 00:47:21,434 Can I come in? 570 00:47:21,559 --> 00:47:23,684 Sure. - How was it? 571 00:47:24,892 --> 00:47:26,559 Wanking. 572 00:47:26,684 --> 00:47:28,101 Wanking? 573 00:47:29,976 --> 00:47:33,767 Thanks, but it's not for me. I'm leaving tomorrow. 574 00:47:34,976 --> 00:47:37,309 That's clear. 575 00:47:39,142 --> 00:47:40,392 I'll give you a ride. 576 00:47:40,642 --> 00:47:42,142 That's sweet of you. 577 00:47:43,351 --> 00:47:47,517 Our hearts are bonking hard 578 00:47:47,601 --> 00:47:50,726 who'll get the rod, who'll get the tart 579 00:47:50,851 --> 00:47:53,851 our hearts are bonking hard 580 00:47:53,976 --> 00:47:57,226 who'll get the rod, who'll get the tart 581 00:48:04,726 --> 00:48:07,767 She watched TV last night? - Boris too? 582 00:48:07,892 --> 00:48:11,517 Until "Holy Man, my arse". - I didn't see anything. 583 00:48:11,601 --> 00:48:14,809 Saint Nicholas really exists. - He's a smart cookie. 584 00:48:14,934 --> 00:48:18,684 He's petrified he'll miss out on presents. Give me a kiss. 585 00:48:18,809 --> 00:48:20,226 See you this afternoon. 586 00:48:22,559 --> 00:48:23,767 Father of Boris. 587 00:48:27,226 --> 00:48:29,142 Should we get together again? 588 00:48:29,267 --> 00:48:33,184 I think not. - I remember good times together. 589 00:48:33,309 --> 00:48:35,642 I remember I was married. 590 00:48:43,017 --> 00:48:44,559 Dennis. - Hi. 591 00:48:44,684 --> 00:48:48,142 I'm Simone Koelman. A friend of Klaasje's. 592 00:48:48,267 --> 00:48:50,684 The mother of Fenna. - Yes, Simone. 593 00:48:50,809 --> 00:48:54,267 A strange question: Do you have time to rake... 594 00:48:54,392 --> 00:48:58,476 ...the school gardens? Klaasje has stuff on her mind. 595 00:48:58,559 --> 00:49:00,517 I have to find a substitute. 596 00:49:00,601 --> 00:49:03,226 I thought you may want to do it. 597 00:49:03,351 --> 00:49:05,559 I don't have a rake. 598 00:49:10,101 --> 00:49:12,476 By the way, it's great you're in therapy. 599 00:49:12,559 --> 00:49:15,267 Really great. - Klaasje told you? 600 00:49:15,392 --> 00:49:18,309 Ruining your marriage doesn't make you a bad father. 601 00:49:18,434 --> 00:49:22,684 Shall I tell Sarah about the gardens? To save you the trouble? 602 00:49:22,809 --> 00:49:24,226 Wait... 603 00:49:28,351 --> 00:49:30,517 Sorry. Heartburn. 604 00:49:40,559 --> 00:49:41,976 Jan. 605 00:49:44,767 --> 00:49:49,851 Jan, do you know what you brought about yesterday evening? 606 00:49:49,976 --> 00:49:54,892 You're a hit, that's the plain truth. A hype, a ratings' big shot. 607 00:49:55,017 --> 00:49:59,017 You should be proud of yourself. - It doesn't change a thing. 608 00:49:59,142 --> 00:50:02,851 What do you mean? You could earn a lot of money. 609 00:50:02,976 --> 00:50:08,559 But I'm not doing it. Thanks again. - Where are you going? 610 00:50:08,642 --> 00:50:13,767 I want to visit someone. - I'll take you. Do you have an address? 611 00:50:13,892 --> 00:50:15,309 Yeah. 612 00:50:16,601 --> 00:50:21,101 It's short notice... - Your religion prescribes it. 613 00:50:21,226 --> 00:50:23,559 I understand. 614 00:50:23,684 --> 00:50:25,184 Tomorrow... 615 00:50:26,226 --> 00:50:30,184 We'll take care of it. I'm sorry I won't be here. 616 00:50:30,309 --> 00:50:33,267 I have a wedding, but I'll make sure... 617 00:50:33,392 --> 00:50:35,726 ...it's taken care of. I promise. 618 00:50:35,851 --> 00:50:37,267 Thank you. 619 00:50:38,559 --> 00:50:42,101 Go ahead, cry, Mama. 620 00:50:42,226 --> 00:50:45,892 You still have us and we have you. 621 00:50:51,517 --> 00:50:52,517 I'm sorry. 622 00:50:52,601 --> 00:50:54,267 Please excuse me. 623 00:50:59,226 --> 00:51:00,559 Well? 624 00:51:02,184 --> 00:51:03,601 Rings... 625 00:51:04,309 --> 00:51:06,601 You'll watch them? - No, I'll sell them. 626 00:51:09,476 --> 00:51:11,351 Has Kees seen them? 627 00:51:12,476 --> 00:51:16,517 You're deciding everything on your own? - He's acting so strange. 628 00:51:16,601 --> 00:51:18,851 Fear of commitment. - Right. 629 00:51:18,976 --> 00:51:22,434 It's obvious. Kees works with dead people. 630 00:51:22,559 --> 00:51:25,559 It's a conscious choice. No attachments. 631 00:51:25,684 --> 00:51:28,351 What's going on with you? 632 00:51:31,726 --> 00:51:34,059 I want what you have. 633 00:51:34,809 --> 00:51:36,101 What do you mean? 634 00:51:36,226 --> 00:51:38,267 You found your prince. 635 00:51:38,392 --> 00:51:40,017 I'm happy for you, but... 636 00:51:40,142 --> 00:51:43,017 ...l'm angry that I can't manage the same. 637 00:51:46,517 --> 00:51:49,642 It's over. - First of all, it's nonsense. 638 00:51:49,767 --> 00:51:52,226 You're going to meet someone. 639 00:51:52,351 --> 00:51:53,767 And second, relax. 640 00:51:53,892 --> 00:51:55,559 Go outside. Go out. 641 00:51:55,642 --> 00:51:58,684 Mingle. You can't wait for your prince on your own. 642 00:51:59,184 --> 00:52:00,809 He's out among the commoners. 643 00:52:00,934 --> 00:52:06,059 And thirdly, please sleep with someone in the meantime. For the cosiness. 644 00:52:06,476 --> 00:52:08,642 You're too young and too nice... 645 00:52:08,767 --> 00:52:12,559 ...to go through life alone and sexless. 646 00:52:12,642 --> 00:52:15,309 That will be 51 euro 61. 647 00:52:19,976 --> 00:52:23,017 I'm going to lunch. - So? 648 00:52:23,142 --> 00:52:26,309 Who's that? - Black Piet. Can't you tell? 649 00:52:26,434 --> 00:52:27,684 Nice legs. 650 00:52:52,559 --> 00:52:53,976 One size smaller please. 651 00:52:55,101 --> 00:52:58,017 Try the children's department. 652 00:53:02,642 --> 00:53:05,559 You're notjoking. - No. 653 00:53:10,684 --> 00:53:15,392 Klaasje speaking. - It's me. Simone. 654 00:53:15,517 --> 00:53:17,726 How are you? 655 00:53:18,934 --> 00:53:20,309 Am I too thin? 656 00:53:20,434 --> 00:53:22,726 Really? Good, that's fine. 657 00:53:22,851 --> 00:53:27,851 I'm calling about the dress-up clothes for the swimming test. 658 00:53:28,434 --> 00:53:31,142 The what? - It will be taken care of. 659 00:53:31,267 --> 00:53:36,434 The school garden, jazz ballet, puppet show. I've taken care of it all. 660 00:53:36,559 --> 00:53:38,642 You're off the hook. Don't worry about it. 661 00:53:38,767 --> 00:53:40,809 I know you have a lot on your mind. 662 00:53:40,934 --> 00:53:42,559 Simone? - Yes? 663 00:53:42,642 --> 00:53:47,767 Are you alright? - Yes. Just one question: 664 00:53:47,892 --> 00:53:50,684 When Dennis cheated on you... How did you know that? 665 00:53:53,976 --> 00:53:56,267 How did you find out? 666 00:54:03,351 --> 00:54:06,142 I'm not sure how long I'll be. - Take your time. 667 00:54:18,226 --> 00:54:19,559 I'm here for Charlotte. 668 00:54:19,684 --> 00:54:21,101 Who? 669 00:54:21,809 --> 00:54:25,059 Oh, Mrs Tromp. The former tenant. 670 00:54:25,184 --> 00:54:26,809 She died. 671 00:54:31,309 --> 00:54:33,226 Goodness, I didn't know... 672 00:54:35,101 --> 00:54:37,226 Did you know her well? 673 00:54:50,184 --> 00:54:51,267 I'm going back. 674 00:54:52,559 --> 00:54:56,226 What did you say? - I'm going back to Spain. 675 00:55:02,392 --> 00:55:05,059 Jan... 676 00:55:05,184 --> 00:55:07,017 I don't know the details... 677 00:55:07,142 --> 00:55:12,184 ...but it's obvious you wanted to make amends and you're too late. 678 00:55:12,309 --> 00:55:14,101 I know it's stupid... 679 00:55:14,767 --> 00:55:18,392 ...but with love, we're all either too early or too late. 680 00:55:18,517 --> 00:55:20,642 You're born alone and you die alone. 681 00:55:20,767 --> 00:55:23,726 What matters is the happiness in between. 682 00:55:26,684 --> 00:55:29,267 For her, whoever she may be... - Was. 683 00:55:29,851 --> 00:55:31,767 Was... 684 00:55:31,892 --> 00:55:34,017 You're too late for her... 685 00:55:34,142 --> 00:55:38,226 ...but was she your only reason for coming to Holland? 686 00:55:40,351 --> 00:55:43,351 Finish it off, earn money... 687 00:55:43,476 --> 00:55:47,601 ...and do whatever you want afterwards. 688 00:56:02,642 --> 00:56:07,142 Dearie, I realize it's a little inappropriate... 689 00:56:07,267 --> 00:56:11,851 ...but could you tell me how to get in touch with the Queen? 690 00:56:11,976 --> 00:56:14,934 You know what? I'll SMS her cell number to you. 691 00:56:15,809 --> 00:56:17,017 How nice... 692 00:56:17,142 --> 00:56:19,934 ...that you would do that. I want to ask... 693 00:56:20,059 --> 00:56:23,642 ...whether she'll open a friend's exhibition. 694 00:56:23,767 --> 00:56:27,267 He makes pots of some kind. - Rudolf... 695 00:56:27,392 --> 00:56:31,226 ...l hate to tell you this, but she has an unlisted number. 696 00:56:31,934 --> 00:56:35,226 And pots are probably the last thing she needs. 697 00:56:36,434 --> 00:56:39,434 A lonely and sexless life is frustrating... 698 00:56:39,559 --> 00:56:41,559 ...but don't take it out on me. 699 00:56:43,226 --> 00:56:44,684 Young lady. 700 00:56:57,392 --> 00:56:58,892 Prick. 701 00:57:00,767 --> 00:57:02,642 Shall I take you home? - Get lost. 702 00:57:02,767 --> 00:57:07,934 Because? - I have a lonely and sexless life. 703 00:57:08,059 --> 00:57:09,934 I heard something like that. 704 00:57:11,059 --> 00:57:13,392 Sorry. - Don't worry. 705 00:57:14,142 --> 00:57:17,267 Every day I think: Can it get worse? And sure enough... 706 00:57:17,392 --> 00:57:20,392 ...it always gets a tad more embarrassing. 707 00:57:21,017 --> 00:57:22,351 At least you have your looks. 708 00:57:23,101 --> 00:57:24,309 You don't. 709 00:57:24,434 --> 00:57:28,476 I have other qualities. - Such as? 710 00:57:28,559 --> 00:57:30,476 I'm pretty good in bed. 711 00:57:33,226 --> 00:57:34,726 Kiki. - Vale... 712 00:57:34,851 --> 00:57:37,517 Piet. - Vale-Piet? 713 00:57:37,601 --> 00:57:39,017 Yes. 714 00:57:42,517 --> 00:57:45,142 Come on. Shall I take you home? 715 00:57:46,434 --> 00:57:50,642 Actually, I'm waiting for Mr. Right. 716 00:57:50,767 --> 00:57:52,684 Who isn't? 717 00:57:53,684 --> 00:57:55,684 But what do we do in the meantime? 718 00:59:01,267 --> 00:59:02,642 Qpen it up. 719 00:59:04,684 --> 00:59:07,559 Open it up. - Three vodkas and a beer. 720 00:59:07,684 --> 00:59:09,142 Yes. Three vodkas and a beer. 721 00:59:10,142 --> 00:59:11,934 Have you served her? - Who? 722 00:59:12,059 --> 00:59:14,851 She's been waiting for a Baccardi Cola for ages. 723 00:59:14,976 --> 00:59:19,351 Damn. - Relax. Take it easy, man. 724 00:59:19,476 --> 00:59:21,434 Especially when it's busy. 725 00:59:21,559 --> 00:59:28,267 Stay calm. Keep it cool. I'm not forcing you to do this. 726 00:59:28,392 --> 00:59:30,392 I'm going to take a leak. 727 00:59:46,684 --> 00:59:47,892 Simone Koelman. 728 00:59:48,017 --> 00:59:52,976 Darling, I'm going to stay and drink something with the guys, OK? 729 00:59:56,101 --> 00:59:57,434 Will you be late? 730 00:59:58,184 --> 01:00:00,934 Yes, I might be very late. 731 01:00:04,851 --> 01:00:07,476 Hey, what's the story with my drink? 732 01:00:09,226 --> 01:00:10,226 Who was that? 733 01:00:12,434 --> 01:00:13,601 Dekker's wife. 734 01:00:15,934 --> 01:00:19,809 I'll get back to them, darling. Bye. - Have a good time. 735 01:00:33,309 --> 01:00:36,767 One minute. - I'm proud of you. You're here. 736 01:00:36,892 --> 01:00:40,309 I'm only in it for the money. - Marvellous, huh? 737 01:00:40,434 --> 01:00:43,392 He's so honest. - You're on. 738 01:00:50,517 --> 01:00:57,476 Nice song. And now, please welcome the only real... And I mean it... 739 01:00:57,851 --> 01:01:01,309 The only real Saint Nicholas. 740 01:01:15,726 --> 01:01:21,017 Welcome Saint Nicholas. - Call me Jan. 741 01:01:21,142 --> 01:01:22,934 Call me Jan. 742 01:01:25,017 --> 01:01:28,517 Call me Jan. - Camera two. 743 01:01:29,017 --> 01:01:35,226 Camera four. Over to two. Attention two. 744 01:01:35,351 --> 01:01:37,351 Tell them, Jan. Tell them. 745 01:01:40,351 --> 01:01:43,809 Over to four. Back to two. 746 01:01:52,726 --> 01:01:54,309 And there we go. 747 01:02:10,934 --> 01:02:15,809 He is not one to sweep it under the carpet: black people are his slaves. 748 01:02:20,892 --> 01:02:23,142 Guys, three million viewers. 749 01:02:23,267 --> 01:02:25,309 Three million. 750 01:02:34,976 --> 01:02:38,392 Don't hold back on my account. - Sorry. 751 01:03:20,684 --> 01:03:22,517 Are you sleeping? 752 01:04:26,267 --> 01:04:27,642 Kees�. 753 01:04:29,809 --> 01:04:32,809 I'm so nervous about tomorrow. 754 01:05:59,559 --> 01:06:02,267 Good... What is it? Morning. 755 01:06:02,392 --> 01:06:03,976 Good morning. 756 01:06:04,101 --> 01:06:06,267 Room 424, please. 757 01:06:07,642 --> 01:06:08,726 Room 424. 758 01:06:08,851 --> 01:06:10,601 Here you are. Did you have... 759 01:06:10,726 --> 01:06:16,392 ...a busy night? - Pardon me? Oh, yes. 760 01:06:16,517 --> 01:06:18,309 I did all my deliveries. 761 01:06:18,434 --> 01:06:20,267 Nice. 762 01:06:22,559 --> 01:06:24,476 Madam! 763 01:06:25,767 --> 01:06:26,642 Kiki? - Shut up. 764 01:06:26,767 --> 01:06:31,726 What do you...? - ls this how you deal with pick-ups? 765 01:06:31,851 --> 01:06:33,226 Did you fall? - Piss off. 766 01:06:35,684 --> 01:06:36,684 This wasn't the idea. 767 01:06:36,809 --> 01:06:38,934 What wasn't? Tonight? 768 01:06:39,059 --> 01:06:41,809 No, that was the idea. - It was? 769 01:06:41,934 --> 01:06:46,559 But no goodbye? The girl mustn't think it meant anything, right? 770 01:06:46,684 --> 01:06:49,851 It did mean something. That's what wasn't the idea. 771 01:06:50,517 --> 01:06:52,267 How should I say this? 772 01:06:55,684 --> 01:06:57,434 I feel something for you. 773 01:07:02,226 --> 01:07:06,684 It sounds stupid, but it's never happened to me before... 774 01:07:06,809 --> 01:07:08,559 ...to really feel something. 775 01:07:10,059 --> 01:07:11,892 It's fantastic. 776 01:07:12,767 --> 01:07:15,142 It's scary. 777 01:07:15,267 --> 01:07:17,142 It's nice. 778 01:07:17,267 --> 01:07:22,851 And it makes me want to run hard, but also, stay close to you. 779 01:07:22,976 --> 01:07:25,976 Real close to you and I just don't know... 780 01:07:26,101 --> 01:07:27,642 ...what I should... 781 01:07:32,267 --> 01:07:33,976 Listen, I'm not... 782 01:07:39,101 --> 01:07:42,934 Wait. You have to know... - I know who you are. 783 01:07:47,976 --> 01:07:50,101 You've known all along? 784 01:07:53,851 --> 01:07:56,267 Why didn't you say anything? 785 01:07:56,392 --> 01:08:00,851 I don't know. I liked it that you... 786 01:08:01,809 --> 01:08:04,684 That you, just for me... 787 01:08:06,559 --> 01:08:09,809 I wanted to see how far you'd go. 788 01:08:11,934 --> 01:08:13,476 Pretty far. 789 01:08:14,892 --> 01:08:17,184 Yeah, pretty far. 790 01:08:20,142 --> 01:08:23,809 Do you want to see my room? - Yes. 791 01:08:23,934 --> 01:08:27,476 No, I have to go to my brother's. He's getting married. 792 01:08:28,309 --> 01:08:30,892 When can we see each other? Tonight? 793 01:08:32,601 --> 01:08:34,976 Sure? - Yeah. 794 01:08:52,267 --> 01:08:55,309 How many people did you invite? - 100, or 150. 795 01:08:55,434 --> 01:08:56,892 150? 796 01:08:57,767 --> 01:08:59,976 Including Uncle Rudy? - Stop it. 797 01:09:00,101 --> 01:09:02,976 Hello, Mum. - My boy. 798 01:09:03,101 --> 01:09:08,101 I'm very happy. - Please, Mum, go inside. 799 01:09:08,226 --> 01:09:09,601 I'll take her. 800 01:09:11,184 --> 01:09:13,226 No. 801 01:09:13,351 --> 01:09:15,809 What have you done? - Surprise. 802 01:09:16,267 --> 01:09:17,726 Why? 803 01:09:17,851 --> 01:09:20,309 Because I love you, you fool. 804 01:09:21,559 --> 01:09:22,934 Isn't it wonderful... 805 01:09:23,059 --> 01:09:28,017 ...to know that if Kees hadn't nearly drowned that day... 806 01:09:28,142 --> 01:09:31,184 ...and Victor hadn't given him mouth-to-mouth... 807 01:09:31,309 --> 01:09:36,601 ...we wouldn't be here all together today. 808 01:09:37,142 --> 01:09:38,726 Can the witness... 809 01:09:38,851 --> 01:09:40,684 ...come forth with the rings? 810 01:09:50,851 --> 01:09:53,226 No. - What? 811 01:09:54,017 --> 01:09:55,351 No. 812 01:09:58,684 --> 01:10:00,101 Kees. 813 01:10:06,434 --> 01:10:07,809 What are you doing? 814 01:10:08,267 --> 01:10:10,184 Nothing. 815 01:10:46,559 --> 01:10:50,017 Good that you came. It will help Klaasje. 816 01:10:50,142 --> 01:10:53,142 Some familiar faces. 817 01:11:22,392 --> 01:11:24,059 I beg your pardon. 818 01:11:24,184 --> 01:11:28,267 Didn't you take the day off? - My father died with... 819 01:11:29,267 --> 01:11:34,934 ...a mitre on his head. Out of respect, we'll stay with the theme. 820 01:11:37,642 --> 01:11:43,809 Tom was a father, a grandfather, a friend. 821 01:11:43,934 --> 01:11:48,351 This wasn't his type of end. 822 01:11:48,851 --> 01:11:52,059 Much too early he went away... 823 01:11:52,184 --> 01:11:55,976 ...without Piet, without grey. 824 01:11:56,101 --> 01:12:00,351 But indeed with a long white beard. 825 01:12:12,601 --> 01:12:14,767 This isn't my father. 826 01:12:17,642 --> 01:12:22,392 Any idea where he might be? - I suspect in room 2. 827 01:12:22,517 --> 01:12:26,976 You suspect, or you know? - The ink ran. It was hard to read. 828 01:12:27,101 --> 01:12:29,101 Could we have some drinks? 829 01:12:29,226 --> 01:12:31,351 People are becoming restless. 830 01:12:52,017 --> 01:12:53,184 And who is here? 831 01:12:54,351 --> 01:12:56,101 Saint Nicholas. 832 01:13:22,017 --> 01:13:24,142 Hello, you lovely lady. 833 01:13:24,267 --> 01:13:26,309 I can't keep my eyes off you. 834 01:13:27,184 --> 01:13:28,934 Respect. 835 01:13:29,059 --> 01:13:31,101 I want to sleep with you. 836 01:13:31,226 --> 01:13:32,184 Now. 837 01:13:32,309 --> 01:13:35,726 To hell with the age difference. 838 01:13:35,851 --> 01:13:37,059 What? 839 01:13:37,809 --> 01:13:39,392 I said I'm Daniel Levi... 840 01:13:39,517 --> 01:13:42,559 ...and my mother wants me to go with you next door. 841 01:13:52,767 --> 01:13:54,101 Ladies and gentlemen... 842 01:13:54,226 --> 01:13:56,559 ...could you please return... 843 01:13:56,684 --> 01:14:01,976 ...to the reception room? - Actors. They're born exuberant. 844 01:14:03,101 --> 01:14:04,351 This is their way. 845 01:14:04,476 --> 01:14:06,892 Don't hold it against them. 846 01:14:11,976 --> 01:14:13,976 He looks peaceful. 847 01:14:17,059 --> 01:14:19,476 Klaas? - What are you doing here? 848 01:14:19,559 --> 01:14:21,559 I came to show support. 849 01:14:22,184 --> 01:14:23,476 Thank you. 850 01:14:25,726 --> 01:14:29,184 I've given it some thought... 851 01:14:29,309 --> 01:14:33,809 ...and if you want, Boris can stay a few more days with me. 852 01:14:33,934 --> 01:14:35,767 So you can take it easy. 853 01:14:38,726 --> 01:14:40,267 Well... 854 01:14:40,392 --> 01:14:41,476 Yes. 855 01:14:43,017 --> 01:14:49,309 You don't have to, but if you're lonely, you're welcome at my place. 856 01:14:49,434 --> 01:14:52,851 Well... Yes, it's still our house. - No, it isn't. 857 01:14:52,976 --> 01:14:57,517 I have mine and you have yours. We both have our very own house. 858 01:14:57,601 --> 01:14:58,976 Our very own lives. 859 01:14:59,101 --> 01:15:02,142 Very separate, because we're no longer together. 860 01:15:03,601 --> 01:15:07,809 At least the man had a happy funeral on the sly. 861 01:15:07,934 --> 01:15:11,226 With Jews, it's often so cheerless and cheap. 862 01:15:11,351 --> 01:15:13,684 Dennis, this is Daniel Levi. 863 01:15:13,809 --> 01:15:15,767 The son of... 864 01:15:22,267 --> 01:15:23,934 I must run. This week... 865 01:15:24,059 --> 01:15:26,267 ...l'm doing the school gardens. 866 01:15:32,642 --> 01:15:38,934 Strange, I was worried about today, but everything is working out fine. 867 01:15:49,684 --> 01:15:51,017 Tough day? 868 01:15:54,142 --> 01:15:55,642 I mixed up two bodies. 869 01:15:57,559 --> 01:15:59,434 It happens. 870 01:16:03,309 --> 01:16:07,809 I brought flowers. My wife is buried here. 871 01:16:14,559 --> 01:16:16,642 This morning I ran away... 872 01:16:16,767 --> 01:16:18,559 ...from my own wedding. 873 01:16:19,851 --> 01:16:23,351 Why? Didn't you love her enough? 874 01:16:24,601 --> 01:16:26,726 I've never loved anyone more. 875 01:16:29,559 --> 01:16:32,726 What's her name? - Victor. 876 01:16:35,351 --> 01:16:37,517 Yeah, that happens too. 877 01:16:42,976 --> 01:16:47,267 Tell me, if you love Victor, and Victor loves you... 878 01:16:48,184 --> 01:16:54,642 ...l'd hang onto him like a madman. - Yes, and then he dies, or leaves... 879 01:16:54,767 --> 01:16:56,351 Of course he dies or leaves. 880 01:16:56,517 --> 01:16:58,517 We all die or leave. 881 01:16:58,601 --> 01:17:00,809 We don't want to, but still. 882 01:17:01,851 --> 01:17:03,976 You can just wait for it to happen... 883 01:17:04,101 --> 01:17:08,309 ...but what matters is what you do in between. 884 01:17:09,101 --> 01:17:10,517 Pansy. 885 01:17:25,809 --> 01:17:27,726 What's this? 886 01:17:28,976 --> 01:17:31,559 Don't be ashamed. 887 01:17:31,642 --> 01:17:35,309 Oh, come here. 888 01:17:36,017 --> 01:17:40,601 Cry your heart out. That's right. 889 01:17:46,892 --> 01:17:48,309 Daniel? 890 01:17:49,726 --> 01:17:52,059 I want to sleep with you. 891 01:17:52,184 --> 01:17:53,559 Now. 892 01:17:59,059 --> 01:18:02,184 Kees, it's Kiki. - ls Victor there? 893 01:18:02,309 --> 01:18:04,476 No, he's resting. 894 01:18:06,559 --> 01:18:11,351 Can you tell him I'm staying at Sjoerd's? - Sjoerd who? 895 01:18:12,101 --> 01:18:13,392 Don't do this to me. 896 01:18:13,767 --> 01:18:17,017 Victor? Don't start. I'm not in the mood for this. 897 01:18:17,142 --> 01:18:19,142 Guess what I'm not in the mood for. 898 01:18:21,809 --> 01:18:22,684 I'm sorry. 899 01:18:24,101 --> 01:18:26,559 I'm really sorry. 900 01:18:28,059 --> 01:18:31,267 I need time... 901 01:18:31,392 --> 01:18:33,684 A few days. To air out my head. 902 01:18:36,559 --> 01:18:37,809 When will you be home? 903 01:18:38,309 --> 01:18:41,642 When I'm ready. - What kind of answer is that? 904 01:18:41,767 --> 01:18:44,017 The only one I have. 905 01:18:46,226 --> 01:18:47,851 Are you sleeping with him? 906 01:18:47,976 --> 01:18:50,017 What? - With the hobbit? 907 01:18:50,142 --> 01:18:51,934 He'll grab his chance now. 908 01:18:54,767 --> 01:18:56,517 Cup of soup? 909 01:18:57,226 --> 01:19:00,392 I always make a little extra for the weekend. 910 01:19:23,351 --> 01:19:26,517 Choco Prince, aufmachen. - Darn, Huub. 911 01:19:27,517 --> 01:19:30,934 Valentino, can we motivate you to open up? 912 01:19:31,059 --> 01:19:34,476 Huub the barbarian is vomiting on the red carpet. 913 01:19:34,559 --> 01:19:36,184 A lukewarm soup. 914 01:19:36,309 --> 01:19:39,767 Are you going to paint the town red with us? 915 01:19:39,892 --> 01:19:41,559 Or are there cabinet plans? 916 01:19:41,642 --> 01:19:43,892 I have an appointment. - National interest? 917 01:19:44,017 --> 01:19:45,809 Personal interest. - Dick... 918 01:19:45,934 --> 01:19:48,559 ...no one's ever caught AIDS from a golden can. 919 01:19:48,642 --> 01:19:51,684 Guys, someone's waiting for me. 920 01:19:53,476 --> 01:19:54,434 Homo. 921 01:19:56,476 --> 01:19:57,434 Just one, then. 922 01:19:58,184 --> 01:19:59,892 But I don't have much time. 923 01:20:12,517 --> 01:20:15,892 Are you going to pay? - I'm with prince charming... 924 01:20:39,976 --> 01:20:41,476 I really have to go. 925 01:20:41,559 --> 01:20:47,851 We're getting junk food. - A small bite, then. 926 01:20:54,017 --> 01:20:57,934 Didn't you have an appointment? - Later. 927 01:20:58,684 --> 01:21:00,142 I should have a nap first. 928 01:21:12,684 --> 01:21:17,267 Immunity. - Water-polio. 929 01:21:38,976 --> 01:21:40,267 Good morning. - Shoot. 930 01:21:40,392 --> 01:21:43,559 Did I wake you? - No, I was already... 931 01:21:44,142 --> 01:21:47,017 ljust... Hi. 932 01:21:51,809 --> 01:21:53,726 That was Atom Hydro Tag Axel. 933 01:21:54,267 --> 01:21:56,726 With water-spewing T.A.G. Blaster. 934 01:21:58,226 --> 01:21:59,517 Good shit. 935 01:22:15,434 --> 01:22:17,434 Daniel? 936 01:22:17,559 --> 01:22:20,017 How old are you exactly? - Sixteen. 937 01:22:21,392 --> 01:22:24,476 Oh honey, come here. - You have to leave. 938 01:22:24,559 --> 01:22:26,226 Why? - Guess my age. 939 01:22:26,684 --> 01:22:28,309 Fofiy? - What? 940 01:22:28,434 --> 01:22:30,017 Joke. 941 01:22:30,434 --> 01:22:32,309 What time is it? - No idea. 942 01:22:32,434 --> 01:22:33,976 My kid's taking his swimming test. 943 01:22:34,101 --> 01:22:36,851 I have to go. - Go ahead. 944 01:22:36,976 --> 01:22:38,767 Go ahead. 945 01:22:40,892 --> 01:22:42,309 Yes. 946 01:22:53,642 --> 01:22:56,726 Isn't Klaas here? - I called. She was in bed. 947 01:22:57,309 --> 01:22:59,976 She sounded sick. - Oh gosh. Poor thing. 948 01:23:00,851 --> 01:23:05,809 No problem getting time off? - For the kids, it's always fine. 949 01:23:07,142 --> 01:23:09,684 Klaas has always been a bit jealous of you. 950 01:23:10,184 --> 01:23:12,767 Why? - Because of your marriage. 951 01:23:12,892 --> 01:23:14,601 It's so solid. 952 01:23:22,226 --> 01:23:25,601 The teacher cancelled, so ljust threw something on. 953 01:23:29,767 --> 01:23:34,809 Hold on to what you have. It's so easy to make a mess of things. 954 01:23:35,809 --> 01:23:38,017 It happens in the blink of an eye. 955 01:23:50,434 --> 01:23:52,684 Fenna, what's up? Don't you dare? 956 01:23:57,851 --> 01:23:59,726 Shall we go together? 957 01:24:12,392 --> 01:24:15,351 Shall I drop you off? - Where? 958 01:24:15,476 --> 01:24:19,101 At your work. I'm assuming you want to go back. It's still early. 959 01:24:20,017 --> 01:24:21,559 No, I'll take a tram. 960 01:24:23,184 --> 01:24:25,226 You guys can go straight home. 961 01:24:33,559 --> 01:24:35,934 It's beautiful. How much is it? 962 01:24:36,059 --> 01:24:38,851 135 euro 95. 963 01:24:43,434 --> 01:24:44,559 Really beautiful. 964 01:24:45,142 --> 01:24:46,809 Yes, it's timeless. 965 01:24:55,601 --> 01:24:58,059 And how much are the earrings? 966 01:24:58,184 --> 01:24:59,684 The pink ones? 967 01:25:00,059 --> 01:25:01,809 Yes. - Six euro. 968 01:25:01,934 --> 01:25:03,184 Can they be timeless? 969 01:25:29,184 --> 01:25:32,101 So you are home. - I was in bed. 970 01:25:32,226 --> 01:25:34,559 Yes, Dennis told me. 971 01:25:34,684 --> 01:25:36,642 What's that? - Soup. 972 01:25:36,767 --> 01:25:40,601 You've got to eat. Even if it's the last thing on your mind. 973 01:25:40,726 --> 01:25:42,434 You must take care of yourself. 974 01:25:43,892 --> 01:25:45,017 IWill. 975 01:25:52,517 --> 01:25:53,559 I'm Daniel. 976 01:25:57,142 --> 01:25:58,851 Simone Koelman. 38 years old. 977 01:26:05,267 --> 01:26:06,559 I'll be going. 978 01:26:25,809 --> 01:26:28,017 You're such a prick. 979 01:26:33,601 --> 01:26:36,684 Kiki... - Oh, hello. 980 01:26:36,809 --> 01:26:41,517 How was the wedding? - It didn't take place. 981 01:26:42,559 --> 01:26:46,809 So it goes. - About yesterday evening... 982 01:26:48,934 --> 01:26:51,642 I was supposed to stop by. - I don't know. 983 01:26:51,767 --> 01:26:54,309 Did we have an appointment? - Yes. 984 01:26:55,601 --> 01:27:00,226 But I didn't show up. - That's good. I wasn't home. 985 01:27:00,851 --> 01:27:02,434 No? - No. 986 01:27:02,559 --> 01:27:07,559 It's better like this. You and I, it never would have worked. 987 01:27:09,267 --> 01:27:10,892 Of course not. I mean... 988 01:27:11,017 --> 01:27:13,476 I'm waiting for the white horse and you're... 989 01:27:13,642 --> 01:27:17,059 I don't know... But that's not the point. 990 01:27:17,184 --> 01:27:19,851 You and I were not meant to be. 991 01:27:21,226 --> 01:27:23,101 How do you know? - What? 992 01:27:25,226 --> 01:27:26,767 When it's meant to be. 993 01:27:30,351 --> 01:27:34,101 I don't know. When you imagine... 994 01:27:34,226 --> 01:27:37,559 ...a future together. When you want someone's kids. 995 01:27:37,684 --> 01:27:42,559 When he still loves you with milk leaking from your breasts. 996 01:27:42,642 --> 01:27:44,059 When you'll always love him. 997 01:27:44,184 --> 01:27:48,101 When you reach 8O and still laugh together. 998 01:27:50,017 --> 01:27:51,809 I believe that exists. 999 01:27:53,642 --> 01:27:55,059 And you? 1000 01:27:58,476 --> 01:28:04,351 It's not a disgrace to believe in that. - Right. 1001 01:28:04,476 --> 01:28:06,809 I'll be off. 1002 01:28:06,934 --> 01:28:09,517 Maybe I'll see you again. And if not... 1003 01:28:10,851 --> 01:28:12,434 Cheerio. 1004 01:28:14,767 --> 01:28:16,267 Who are the flowers for? 1005 01:28:22,559 --> 01:28:23,809 For the victims. 1006 01:28:25,976 --> 01:28:28,017 So we don't forget them. 1007 01:28:54,101 --> 01:28:56,726 Ted... - Yes, honey. 1008 01:28:58,351 --> 01:29:00,184 Are you still attracted to me? 1009 01:29:02,434 --> 01:29:04,392 Come on... 1010 01:29:08,767 --> 01:29:12,517 I was good, wasn't I? - Super. 1011 01:29:12,601 --> 01:29:16,767 Mummy wasn't there. - No. Go to sleep. 1012 01:29:19,101 --> 01:29:21,392 Good night. - Good night. 1013 01:29:24,351 --> 01:29:25,726 Dad? 1014 01:29:26,934 --> 01:29:29,392 Yes? - You were there, weren't you? 1015 01:29:45,392 --> 01:29:50,101 You go up this side, and down the stairs on the other side. 1016 01:29:50,226 --> 01:29:52,601 There will be smoke and music. 1017 01:29:52,726 --> 01:29:57,101 And ballet and a medley of Saint Nicholas songs. 1018 01:29:57,226 --> 01:30:00,642 The throne will be here, and you sit on it. 1019 01:30:00,767 --> 01:30:02,142 There? - You'll welcome... 1020 01:30:02,267 --> 01:30:05,392 ...your guests on your lap. Don't worry. 1021 01:30:05,517 --> 01:30:06,976 You'll love it. 1022 01:30:07,101 --> 01:30:08,476 Don't worry. 1023 01:30:11,267 --> 01:30:12,351 It's timeless. 1024 01:30:15,226 --> 01:30:19,101 Shower time. We're eating in 1O minutes. 1025 01:30:20,434 --> 01:30:23,184 The party is tonight. - Well... 1026 01:30:23,309 --> 01:30:25,809 And we'd agreed on homemade trinkets. 1027 01:30:25,934 --> 01:30:28,142 No presents, we said. - Just enjoy it. 1028 01:30:29,184 --> 01:30:30,976 Where do you get the money from? 1029 01:30:32,267 --> 01:30:34,559 Ted... You were fired. 1030 01:30:35,601 --> 01:30:37,559 What? 1031 01:30:37,642 --> 01:30:38,976 You're kidding. 1032 01:30:39,434 --> 01:30:41,726 Damn. - LastSunday 1033 01:30:50,309 --> 01:30:51,809 I wanted to tell you. 1034 01:30:52,059 --> 01:30:53,392 What happened? How do you...? 1035 01:30:53,517 --> 01:30:55,142 You don't listen. 1036 01:30:59,226 --> 01:31:01,267 What's this? - You act like a baby. 1037 01:31:01,392 --> 01:31:04,559 Maybe because you're acting like my mother. 1038 01:31:04,684 --> 01:31:06,101 I want the receipts. 1039 01:31:07,059 --> 01:31:08,142 Receipts? - For the necklace... 1040 01:31:08,267 --> 01:31:11,226 ...and the other presents. I'm returning it all. 1041 01:31:11,351 --> 01:31:13,517 I don't have receipts. - Must I look? 1042 01:31:14,309 --> 01:31:16,476 I stole it. - What? 1043 01:31:17,892 --> 01:31:20,059 I stole all of it. Now you know. 1044 01:31:20,184 --> 01:31:21,226 I stole it all. 1045 01:31:22,726 --> 01:31:24,476 And what else? 1046 01:31:25,809 --> 01:31:28,309 Nothing. - Nothing? 1047 01:31:32,226 --> 01:31:34,517 Friday... Dad. 1048 01:31:40,934 --> 01:31:42,351 Klaasje. 1049 01:31:45,226 --> 01:31:46,601 Boys' night. 1050 01:32:01,934 --> 01:32:04,226 I'm leaving early. - I'm staying on. 1051 01:32:05,559 --> 01:32:06,601 No celebrating? 1052 01:32:07,726 --> 01:32:10,601 I think I'll skip it this year. 1053 01:32:56,059 --> 01:32:57,017 Mummy. 1054 01:32:58,142 --> 01:32:59,142 Hi there. 1055 01:32:59,767 --> 01:33:01,642 Hello. - ls your father home? 1056 01:33:02,601 --> 01:33:04,434 No. 1057 01:33:04,809 --> 01:33:08,434 What do you want to drink? - Anything. A soda. 1058 01:33:08,559 --> 01:33:11,101 I'm not staying long. I was just curious. 1059 01:33:12,642 --> 01:33:15,351 A soda. 1060 01:33:16,101 --> 01:33:21,226 A film. Just what I feel like. - My father is drunk. 1061 01:33:22,309 --> 01:33:23,684 Tipsy. 1062 01:33:24,976 --> 01:33:30,351 My father's in therapy, because he wants mama back. 1063 01:33:30,476 --> 01:33:32,476 I wouldn't worry too much. 1064 01:33:33,434 --> 01:33:38,101 My mother has stopped eating. She thinks Dad finds her ugly. 1065 01:33:41,267 --> 01:33:44,309 We've found something. - Not that one. 1066 01:33:50,809 --> 01:33:53,184 I know how it is. I'm also alone. 1067 01:33:53,309 --> 01:33:55,226 These evenings are hell. 1068 01:33:58,809 --> 01:34:00,017 Take it easy. 1069 01:34:02,559 --> 01:34:04,142 What is this? Take it out. 1070 01:34:04,267 --> 01:34:06,351 I want to see it. - How childish. 1071 01:34:06,476 --> 01:34:08,059 Childish yourself. 1072 01:34:09,226 --> 01:34:10,184 Tape out. 1073 01:34:10,309 --> 01:34:13,101 To your room. Go cool off for a while. 1074 01:34:16,059 --> 01:34:17,726 Dennis, it's fine. - Sorry. 1075 01:34:17,851 --> 01:34:20,851 Relax. I know how they are. 1076 01:34:25,017 --> 01:34:26,767 Or do you want me to leave? 1077 01:34:33,351 --> 01:34:36,851 Saint Nicholas' Eve 1078 01:34:40,517 --> 01:34:44,017 Do you find it dumb, going to my house? - On the contrary. 1079 01:34:44,142 --> 01:34:47,476 I want to see it. Otherwise we're always at my place. 1080 01:34:54,142 --> 01:34:57,517 Well... A ghost. 1081 01:34:58,809 --> 01:35:01,642 Mum, here she is. Klaasje. 1082 01:35:02,309 --> 01:35:05,851 Yes. We've met before, haven't we? 1083 01:35:07,059 --> 01:35:08,476 Dinner in an hour. 1084 01:35:10,851 --> 01:35:15,226 You didn't tell me you live at home. - Of course I do. Where else? 1085 01:35:18,392 --> 01:35:20,351 Do you want to see my room? 1086 01:35:21,601 --> 01:35:24,767 I'm especially proud of our special guest. 1087 01:35:24,892 --> 01:35:27,226 The man who came, saw... 1088 01:35:27,351 --> 01:35:30,101 ...and stole hearts. The man of the day, Saint Jan. 1089 01:35:32,809 --> 01:35:37,309 Looking forward to it? - Like a hole in the head. 1090 01:35:49,059 --> 01:35:51,809 I'm sorry. My apologies. - It doesn't matter. 1091 01:35:53,976 --> 01:35:55,642 Hey. 1092 01:35:55,767 --> 01:35:57,267 Hello. 1093 01:35:59,059 --> 01:36:00,559 Hi. Hello. 1094 01:36:00,642 --> 01:36:02,101 You're working? 1095 01:36:04,892 --> 01:36:06,726 Did she like the necklace? - No. 1096 01:36:07,934 --> 01:36:09,351 I have to take it back. 1097 01:36:09,476 --> 01:36:12,267 Can I get you another drink? - Yes. 1098 01:36:12,809 --> 01:36:16,726 I'm ashamed for myself. Face to face with your mother. 1099 01:36:17,267 --> 01:36:18,517 When I go downstairs... 1100 01:36:18,601 --> 01:36:21,309 ...if I ever dare to, what can I tell her? 1101 01:36:21,434 --> 01:36:23,559 Thanks mother of Daniel. I had a good time. 1102 01:36:23,684 --> 01:36:24,684 What do you want? 1103 01:36:24,809 --> 01:36:27,101 I want to go home. - Because...? 1104 01:36:27,559 --> 01:36:29,392 I miss my child. 1105 01:36:30,101 --> 01:36:31,851 But I love you. 1106 01:36:33,017 --> 01:36:35,101 I know. It's touching... 1107 01:36:35,226 --> 01:36:40,017 Touching? I love you deeply. There's nothing touching about it. 1108 01:36:45,767 --> 01:36:49,934 How often in a lifetime are you so much in love with someone? 1109 01:36:50,059 --> 01:36:53,434 So much on the same level? - A couple of times. 1110 01:36:53,559 --> 01:36:55,476 A couple of times? No,once. 1111 01:36:55,559 --> 01:36:57,851 Believe me, more than once. 1112 01:36:59,351 --> 01:37:05,184 The first time may be the most intense, but later you know better what you want. 1113 01:37:05,309 --> 01:37:08,392 Don't cry. - I'm not crying. 1114 01:37:08,517 --> 01:37:09,767 Yes, you are. 1115 01:37:13,684 --> 01:37:15,559 I'm sorry. - And I'm not? 1116 01:38:10,642 --> 01:38:12,642 Thank you, Saint Nicholas. 1117 01:38:15,601 --> 01:38:18,309 Where are we going? - To look for Daddy. 1118 01:38:18,434 --> 01:38:20,726 Your mitts. - And Saint Nicholas? 1119 01:38:20,851 --> 01:38:22,517 He'll wait. 1120 01:38:23,017 --> 01:38:28,059 Could you call my wife? And tell her I'm a good guy. 1121 01:38:28,184 --> 01:38:32,559 And then I'll call yours. - Impossible. I don't have his number. 1122 01:38:32,642 --> 01:38:34,017 Then I'll explain... 1123 01:38:34,142 --> 01:38:39,101 ...what's going on. That I had a temporary crisis. Just like she had. 1124 01:38:41,976 --> 01:38:44,559 Girl, you're much too beautiful to cry. 1125 01:38:46,434 --> 01:38:49,809 Don't cry. lt will all work out in the end. 1126 01:39:59,226 --> 01:40:00,601 Dennis? 1127 01:40:05,934 --> 01:40:07,976 I rang, but you didn't open up. 1128 01:40:10,559 --> 01:40:13,892 I didn't know it was you. 1129 01:40:19,726 --> 01:40:20,726 Well, it's me. 1130 01:40:33,726 --> 01:40:35,809 Where is Boris? 1131 01:40:38,142 --> 01:40:39,559 Come here. 1132 01:41:04,142 --> 01:41:05,726 This Saint Nicholas feast... 1133 01:41:05,851 --> 01:41:10,767 ...focuses on the Foundation "Big Heart", dedicated to children... 1134 01:41:11,059 --> 01:41:14,184 ...who've never seen a ginger nut and don't have a shoe... 1135 01:41:14,309 --> 01:41:19,267 ...in which to put one. Our phone panel will tell you all about it. 1136 01:41:19,392 --> 01:41:20,892 Let's start with a bang. 1137 01:41:21,017 --> 01:41:27,142 Here's the ballet show of Lise/otte Palermo. 1138 01:41:28,476 --> 01:41:30,726 You're on after the ballet show. 1139 01:41:30,851 --> 01:41:35,601 And Jan... This is our last evening, so I wanted to tell you... 1140 01:41:35,726 --> 01:41:38,142 ...that I've enjoyed my time with you. 1141 01:41:39,976 --> 01:41:42,476 Find something that makes you truly happy. 1142 01:41:42,559 --> 01:41:45,642 I love what I do, in spite of the stress. 1143 01:41:45,767 --> 01:41:48,017 I'm not talking about work. 1144 01:42:05,684 --> 01:42:08,309 What? - Nothing. 1145 01:42:08,434 --> 01:42:12,559 You come down when the smoke clears. Frank will make wisecracks... 1146 01:42:12,642 --> 01:42:15,726 ...and you do your thing. - No. 1147 01:42:15,851 --> 01:42:18,559 Please welcome the one and only... 1148 01:42:30,976 --> 01:42:32,392 Stop. 1149 01:42:32,517 --> 01:42:34,351 Here he is. Have him come forward. 1150 01:42:34,476 --> 01:42:36,809 Good. Have him come forward. 1151 01:42:40,101 --> 01:42:41,142 Closer to the smoke. 1152 01:42:41,267 --> 01:42:43,517 Closer. Where is he? 1153 01:42:43,601 --> 01:42:46,434 Where's Jan? Come on in with your helper. 1154 01:42:46,559 --> 01:42:49,559 Come on. Where is Jan? 1155 01:42:49,684 --> 01:42:51,601 Where is he? Peter, find him. 1156 01:42:51,726 --> 01:42:53,226 Search... - He's not far... 1157 01:42:53,351 --> 01:42:55,684 ...because his horse is right here. 1158 01:42:55,809 --> 01:42:57,392 The countdown has begun. 1159 01:42:57,517 --> 01:42:59,017 No countdown. Music. 1160 01:42:59,142 --> 01:43:01,559 Music. And can someone find Jan? 1161 01:43:35,851 --> 01:43:40,517 I'm going back to the boat with you. Once there... 1162 01:43:40,601 --> 01:43:46,351 ...l can take care of myself. You don't have to worry about me anymore. 1163 01:43:47,851 --> 01:43:49,851 EPDie? 1164 01:43:49,976 --> 01:43:54,267 Yes, Saint Nicholas. - Listen. I'll say it again. 1165 01:43:54,392 --> 01:43:55,851 Look at me. 1166 01:43:56,559 --> 01:43:57,934 Look at me. 1167 01:43:58,101 --> 01:44:00,142 I'm not Saint Nicholas. 1168 01:44:00,684 --> 01:44:04,434 I swear it. I'm not him. - Hey... 1169 01:44:04,559 --> 01:44:06,726 Aren't you...? No. 1170 01:44:08,267 --> 01:44:11,142 But you are. - So what's the story? 1171 01:44:12,517 --> 01:44:14,226 You saved my daughter. 1172 01:44:16,226 --> 01:44:17,559 It was your daughter? 1173 01:44:17,684 --> 01:44:21,309 I'm so happy I can thank you. 1174 01:44:27,559 --> 01:44:29,809 A beer. Come on in. 1175 01:44:30,976 --> 01:44:34,184 This is no night to sit outside in the snow. 1176 01:44:34,309 --> 01:44:35,892 Simone? 1177 01:44:39,892 --> 01:44:45,017 Why the long faces? Haven't you unpacked your presents? 1178 01:44:45,142 --> 01:44:48,226 We were told to wait. - Where's Mummy? 1179 01:44:48,351 --> 01:44:49,726 In the meter cupboard. 1180 01:44:59,142 --> 01:45:05,976 It's really him. He's in our living room. Will you call Samantha and Brenda? 1181 01:45:07,767 --> 01:45:10,559 Is it really him? - Of course. 1182 01:45:14,684 --> 01:45:17,809 You'll never guess who's in the living room. 1183 01:45:22,226 --> 01:45:23,809 Simone? 1184 01:45:23,934 --> 01:45:29,059 You don't care, do you? I'm in the cupboard. 1185 01:45:30,017 --> 01:45:31,559 Yes. And why, exactly? 1186 01:45:32,184 --> 01:45:34,434 I've been here an hour and a half. 1187 01:45:38,059 --> 01:45:40,642 Darling, you must help me. I'm not sure what... 1188 01:45:40,767 --> 01:45:43,559 Stop it. 1189 01:45:43,684 --> 01:45:45,684 Stop what? 1190 01:45:46,351 --> 01:45:51,226 Stop lying. I saw you two. 1191 01:45:55,309 --> 01:45:57,767 Are you in love? - I don't know what you saw... 1192 01:45:57,892 --> 01:46:01,267 ...but there's nobody else. - There is. 1193 01:46:09,726 --> 01:46:10,684 Is it over? 1194 01:46:12,351 --> 01:46:13,351 What over? 1195 01:46:15,892 --> 01:46:17,809 Between us. 1196 01:46:20,476 --> 01:46:22,976 What are you talking about? It's never over. 1197 01:46:27,684 --> 01:46:29,184 Darling, look at me. 1198 01:46:30,101 --> 01:46:32,059 Darling, it will never be over. 1199 01:46:32,184 --> 01:46:35,142 What's going wrong has nothing to do with that. 1200 01:46:35,809 --> 01:46:37,267 I love you. 1201 01:46:40,267 --> 01:46:44,392 Not because you make my lunch and are the classroom mother. 1202 01:46:45,851 --> 01:46:47,392 But because you're you. 1203 01:46:50,726 --> 01:46:52,267 I'm so tired sometimes. 1204 01:46:52,976 --> 01:46:54,601 Come here, you. 1205 01:46:57,392 --> 01:46:59,392 Relax. 1206 01:47:01,934 --> 01:47:06,059 I can also cook. And clean up. 1207 01:47:06,642 --> 01:47:12,851 I can also take the children to school and do the shopping and mend flat tyres. 1208 01:47:15,267 --> 01:47:18,476 I know I did everything wrong. - Be quiet. 1209 01:47:20,101 --> 01:47:22,601 Let's just stay like this for a minute. 1210 01:47:43,309 --> 01:47:45,017 I have to pee. 1211 01:48:02,642 --> 01:48:05,892 Aren't you cold? - I am. 1212 01:48:06,017 --> 01:48:07,601 How is it going? - Ads. 1213 01:48:11,184 --> 01:48:15,559 If you could choose, what would make you really happy? 1214 01:48:17,767 --> 01:48:19,267 Right this second? 1215 01:48:24,892 --> 01:48:27,184 Guys. ljust heard... 1216 01:48:27,309 --> 01:48:30,017 ...that children are missing all over the city. 1217 01:48:30,142 --> 01:48:32,309 The police have received around 5O calls. 1218 01:48:38,517 --> 01:48:39,976 He's inside. Come on. 1219 01:48:40,892 --> 01:48:45,184 It's horrible: "lf you're nice you get sweets, if you're naughty"... 1220 01:48:45,309 --> 01:48:47,934 ..."you get the rod." - No naughty children here. 1221 01:48:48,059 --> 01:48:49,267 Any naughty children? 1222 01:48:50,851 --> 01:48:54,767 Does Saint Nicholas have to cart someone off to Spain? 1223 01:48:59,392 --> 01:49:02,059 Camera five. - Well, Saint Jan... 1224 01:49:02,184 --> 01:49:09,142 ...it doesn't get more holy than this. - It's a nice way of calling it a day. 1225 01:49:11,184 --> 01:49:12,601 Will you return next year? 1226 01:49:12,726 --> 01:49:14,351 Definitely not. 1227 01:49:14,476 --> 01:49:18,892 I hope to have a regularjob by then. 1228 01:49:19,017 --> 01:49:20,226 But no regrets? 1229 01:49:20,351 --> 01:49:22,059 Right? 1230 01:49:22,434 --> 01:49:24,309 You have to think about it? 1231 01:49:24,434 --> 01:49:30,851 Well... I regret one thing in my life. 1232 01:49:30,976 --> 01:49:32,892 And that's... 1233 01:49:33,934 --> 01:49:37,351 That I wasn't there for my child. 1234 01:49:41,226 --> 01:49:43,017 I have a son somewhere. 1235 01:49:44,309 --> 01:49:47,184 I left when he was three. 1236 01:49:48,267 --> 01:49:52,976 Then my wife told me I could never see him again. 1237 01:49:53,101 --> 01:49:55,392 Who can blame her? - Saint Nicholas... 1238 01:49:55,517 --> 01:49:57,476 ...has a wife and child. 1239 01:49:57,559 --> 01:50:01,726 Yes, if Saint Nicholas had been smarter, he would have. 1240 01:50:01,851 --> 01:50:03,642 Your wife is no longer alive, is she? 1241 01:50:08,059 --> 01:50:11,601 And you never tried to contact yourson? 1242 01:50:16,559 --> 01:50:19,559 No. - It didn't seem like a good idea? 1243 01:50:21,434 --> 01:50:25,392 What's your son's name? Or would you rather not tell? 1244 01:50:29,601 --> 01:50:31,517 Cornelis. 1245 01:50:32,476 --> 01:50:33,976 Kees. 1246 01:50:35,517 --> 01:50:39,809 He probably took his mother's name: Tromp. 1247 01:50:42,309 --> 01:50:44,642 Kees Tromp. 1248 01:50:46,059 --> 01:50:49,142 This is a nice close to our December 5 special. 1249 01:51:21,851 --> 01:51:25,601 I'm scared. - I'm going with you. 1250 01:51:36,226 --> 01:51:37,684 I'm pregnant. 1251 01:52:03,476 --> 01:52:06,726 What is this? - What's meant to be. 1252 01:53:04,559 --> 01:53:06,351 He had a tea-cosy on his head. 1253 01:53:06,476 --> 01:53:09,101 You're scared again. Don't be. 1254 01:53:09,226 --> 01:53:12,684 I always wanted my parents to be ABBA. 1255 01:53:12,809 --> 01:53:15,517 ABBA? Who of the four? 1256 01:53:16,517 --> 01:53:17,517 All of them. 1257 01:53:21,351 --> 01:53:24,226 I love you so much. 1258 01:53:25,309 --> 01:53:26,684 I love you too. 1259 01:53:29,892 --> 01:53:31,226 Watch out. 1260 01:53:35,934 --> 01:53:37,351 Are you ready for it? 1261 01:53:38,101 --> 01:53:39,226 For what exactly? 1262 01:53:40,851 --> 01:53:42,642 For the rest of your life. 1263 01:53:46,767 --> 01:53:47,767 Yes. 91830