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["Pearly-Dewdrops Drops" playing]

[Carmy] Hey.

Do you know what day it is?

[Claire] Its... Its Wednesday.

But I really had to think about it.

[Carmy] No, I had no idea.

Does that happen to you?

[Claire] All of the time.

[Carmy] Me too.

I really liked Wednesdays as a kid.

Cause you were halfway through the week?

Mm-hmm.

Im gonna tell you something.

Mmm, yeah?

I have to be honest. I like Mondays.

- Mondays? - Mm-hmm.

Anythings possible.

- Exactly. - Hmm.

Okay.

Favorite day?

[sighs] Um...

Not Sundays.

Anxiety for the week?

Thats when the whole restaurants closed.

- Explain. - [inhales deeply]

So, anxiety that I have nothing to do, I guess.

- Um... - Mm-hmm.

You have a hard time turning it off, you know, at night?

Its like that buzzing sometimes.

Its just impossible to turn off, you know?

- Its impossible. - Yeah.

Yeah.

Your--

Your hearts beating kinda fast. Are you okay?

Yeah, Im great.

Are you sure?

Im sure.

- You okay? - Yeah, Im okay.

Should we ask each other that five more times?

- Okay. - [chuckles] Okay.

May I ask you a question?

Yeah.

[Claire] What the fuck is this?

- [Carmy] Hmm. - What happened?

[Carmy] I grabbed a really hot pot.

[Claire chuckles]

Well, you must have really grabbed it, cause its really deep.

Yeah, I just wasnt paying attention.

Did it, um--

Did it hurt so much that it didnt hurt at all?

Yeah.

This, uh-- this girl came in with, like, cuts all over her

on the Fourth of July.

Mm-hmm.

Its always the worst day.

That and fucking Saint Patricks Day.

Really?

- Yeah. - Hmm.

Whats the worst time in a restaurant?

Saturday at 8:15.

Well, think about that and then multiply it by fucking hell.

- [chuckles] Okay. - [chuckles] Um...

But this girl came in, and...

she was so beautiful.

She was, like, 17, and she was at this party,

and she was dancing and...

It just-- It was really bad.

Well, what happened?

She, um--

She tripped and fell onto a glass table, and it just, like--

It ripped through her,

and she had cuts all over her arms

and her back and her stomach, and it was everywhere,

and she was bleeding, and we couldnt figure out

what the source was, and she didnt know...

She didnt know what happened. She didnt know where she was.

And, um...

we were slammed, so I read her chart wrong.

- Yeah? - And she had a penicillin allergy,

and she went into shock, and it was--

- it was fucking terrifying. - Shit.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

So we gave her a shot of epinephrine and...

[clicks tongue]

I felt--

I just-- I felt horrible, and...

she was in surgery forever, and...

when she got out,

she was covered in stitches and skin glue, and...

she was gonna have scars, like, all over her body.

But when she-- when she finally woke up, she--

she, like-- she couldnt stop laughing.

Why?

I dont think it hurt yet.

[train passes in distance]

[siren wails in distance]

[birdsong]

[footsteps approaching]

[loud beep]

[ventilator humming]

[loud rhythmic beeping]

[beeping continues]

[shutter clicking]

[sighs]

Okay. Just say it.

What do you think?

Its, uh--

Its great.

Dad.

- Honey. - [clicks tongue]

Do you wanna say, like, what you actually think?

[sighs]

I think its small,

its expensive and its a longer ride to work.

Okay. Well, I--

You-- Youre being pretty negative.

Im not being negative.

I think you could stay with me and save money.

Well, I already told you Im getting a raise, so...

But you still havent told me what the partnership agreement says.

[whispers] Oh, my God.

I cant. [stammers] Its--

Theyre still fine-tuning it. Thats why I cant.

- Nat hasnt sent it yet. Whatever. - Have you felt these walls?

- Theyre thin. - I havent felt the walls.

- Theyre thin. - Theyre fine.

No. I-I dont know whats flimsier-- these walls or the partnership promises.

Do you want me to kill you? I could kill you.

Its thin.

- Im fine with thin. - Sydney, its thin.

Stop. Youre just saying things.

Im not.

- Youre not? - [sighs]

I just think youre moving too fast.

Well, you dont want me to move out.

Its not that.

I-I just want you to take your time.

Well, I cant cause I already signed the lease.

Sydney.

[clicks tongue]

[sighs] We better go find you a couch.

- I want one of those, like, L-shaped ones. - No. Secondhand store.

- Secondhand store. - Thats fine. Okay. Yep.

Good morning, zabka.

You awake?

Yeah.

Yeah?

Yeah.

You know who you sound like? Cousin Neil.

Yeah.

[laughs]

Youre gonna have fun today.

Franks taking you to the Museum of Science and Industry.

What is Frank?

Whats Frank?

Yeah. Whos Frank?

Franks Mamas fiancé, baby.

What do I call him?

I dont know.

Call him whatever you want.

But hes not my uncle, like Carmy.

No, baby. Nobodys like Carmy.

But you like Frank, right?

Good.

Everythings a little different though, huh?

And youre by yourself.

I am not by myself. Im with you.

Not when youre not.

You think Im alone?

Mom does.

Did she-- [sighs]

Did she say "alone" or "lonely"?

I dont know.

Baby, I am good.

Can I have a hundred candles?

Right now?

- No, for my birthday. On the cake. - Yes.

In two months, I will give you a hundred candles.

I only told you and Auntie DD.

Where did you see Auntie DD?

In the store with Mom.

Wow. Okay.

Shes coming to the wedding.

Auntie DDs coming to the wedding?

[laughs] Amazing.

Thats great. [laughs]

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

- I love you. - I love you.

[sniffles]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sniffles]

- Hey. - [kisses]

- Mm-hmm. - What are you thinking about?

Hmm. I promised Id see her before...

[softly] Oh.

Whats that saying? "Find DD before DD finds you"? [chuckles]

- Is that what it is? - I think so.

- Okay. - [chuckles]

- Are you sure me leaving is okay? - Mm-hmm.

- I want you to. - Yeah?

- Yeah. - Okay.

Ill be back a week from tomorrow.

- And we can FaceTime. - I know.

- [Pete sighs] - [sighs]

- [whispers] Two weeks away. - [chuckles]

- Two weeks? - Yes.

["Spinning Away" playing]

♪ Up on a hill ♪

Hey.

♪ As the day dissolves ♪

♪ With my pencil Turning moments into line ♪

- [Tina] Hey, Jerry. - [Jerry] Hey. Morning, Tina.

Good to see ya.

- Thats it? - Thats it.

- Its kinda dead. - Yeah.

Theres fewer and fewer months to grow vegetables now,

and cause of that, theres fewer and fewer farms.

Used to be you could come down here, buy everything you needed for a full menu.

All in one spot.

Whatever grows together, goes together.

Whatever grows together, goes together.

Yeah.

Thanks, Jerry.

- You take care now. - You too.

- Make it more elegant. - [Ted] On the right?

- Looks a little loose, doesnt it? - Its a little "angle-y."

- Make it flush. Make it plumb. - Flush. There you go. That looks good.

- Think Bears gonna like this? - Hes gonna love it.

I think hes gonna love it too.

- Carm, check this out! - Come on in here!

- [Ted] Come and check it out! - Help! Help!

- [Carmy] No! - [both] Please!

[Carmy] Shut up! I dont want to.

- Come in here because its nice in here! - Its really cool.

- Help us help you! - [Ted] Help us help you!

- [Carmy] Coming! - Hes coming. Chill.

- You look good. - You look good too.

- That a choo choo train on your tie? - Its nice, right?

- That looks good. - Yeah.

- What? What? - Bear. [clears throat]

- Okay, let me-- - Hey, no.

- Every major food critic-- - Let me!

Every major food critic.

I hate this feeling.

- [Neil] What feeling, Carm? - [Ted] Yeah, what feeling, Carm?

- [chef 1] Take us there, Bear. - [chef 2] Thought youd do better.

[chef 3] Maybe weve reached as far as your talent can go.

Im not sure. Um.

This looks good though. This is smart. Um, good job.

- Um, Ted-- - Chef.

Could you please help Ebra slice bread to get the to-gos ready?

- Honored, dawg. Absolutely. - And, um, hey, you.

Just, uh, put these in a binder

- by the hostess stand, okay? - Yeah.

- Yeah, no problem. Thanks for coming in. - Okay. Thank you.

[Ted] Yeah. Thank you.

[mouthing]

[Neil chuckles]

- Im proud of us. - Im so proud of us.

- Proud of us. Yeah. - Okay.

If any single one of these people come into this building...

- Yeah? - ...you need to realize its code red.

- Code red. - Code red.

[Ted] Red. Absolutely.

Wait, what if they already came in here though?

Impossible. Ive already memorized every single one.

- But I just printed this shit. - I pre-memorized.

- That makes sense. - Exactly.

- Your memorys so sick. - Its the best.

- It is the best. - Yeah, I have the best one.

- Yo, honestly-- - [Carmy] Ted!

- Yeah? - [Carmy] Ebra!

Okay! Yo, I feel like Bear is starting to, like, respect me.

- No. - No, like, as a man. Not a friend.

If he respected you, he would let me know that information,

because thats a lot of information for him to hold in.

- Yeah. - He needs to let things go,

and he would tell me because Im his best friend.

And then I would be the one that told you that he respected you.

- He hasnt said anything? - So you know, he hasnt said anything.

- How sick is it that I work here? - Its the best.

- I love you. - I love you so much.

- Im gonna go help Ebra slice some bread. - Go, go, go.

Yeah, slice the-- Shut up.

[Ebraheim] One double dip for Eli V.

Four basket for Robert.

- [staff member] Finally. - [Ebraheim] Eli V!

- Ebra, what do you got going on over here? - Be with you in just a second.

- Yo, Cheech. - Whats up, Carmen?

Yo, yo, keep that smoke out of my window.

You got fucking shit everywhere.

I got heartburn just looking at this fucking whole deal with you.

You gotta make the sandwich nice and neat. Fluffy, not stuffy.

-"Fluffy, not stuffy." - Dont fuck with the baskets.

People are fucking slobs, theyre assholes.

Theyre gonna treat em like shit. Get rid of em.

I would work the window. Chucky would rock bags.

Mikey rocked the register.

Shit was like General Hospital.

I worked in hospital once.

Really?

Many people died.

Youre a morbid fuck, man.

[Eva] Uh... "Mer-horse."

- A horse? - A "mer-horse."

- Oh, "mer-horse"? - Yeah.

What would you be?

[Richie] Mmm.

- Five-- [giggles] - Catapult--

- [stutters] Caterpillar. - Oh.

- Why? - I dont know.

It just was the first thing that popped into my head.

- Can I change my answer? - Yeah.

I wouldnt mind being a fox.

That sounds like fun.

- [Eva] Oh. - I think theyre so pretty.

- Is this it? - Yep.

- Is it all science? - And industry.

- Its more fun than it sounds. - Hey, guys.

Hey, whats up, Frank?

Hey, Rich. Hey, baby.

Sup, Waldo?

Waldo?

- Yeah. Waldo. - [chuckles]

Dad said I could call you whatever I want.

- Oh. - Yeah, I-- I did say that.

Oh. Waldo it is.

Hey, look, your mommy left you a surprise on the counter.

Do you wanna go in for a second? I gotta talk to your daddy. Okay?

- [Eva] Yeah. - You got a sec?

[Richie] I love you, babe. Uh.

- Yeah. Shit. Sure. - Ill be right in, kid.

Whats up?

- [sighs] - Uh, she, uh, you know--

She asked me what to call you.

A cousin or step-person or whatever, so...

Yeah, Waldo it is.

Could be worse.

Better than asshole.

- [Richie chuckles] Yeah. - [chuckles]

- Better than asshole. - [sighs]

[Frank] Um.

Whats up?

Im-- [chuckles] Im actually feeling a little bit nervous right now,

which is crazy.

Uh. [sighs]

What are you nervous about?

[sighs]

I wanna talk to you about something, but, uh-- [clicks tongue]

Im not quite sure how to, uh...

Frank, just spit it out, dawg.

Im feeling really shitty about something.

What are you feeling shitty about?

Shitty about, uh...

[sighs]

I shouldve given you a heads-up before I asked Tiff to marry me.

Im not her father.

No. [chuckles] No, no.

But-- [sighs]

Man, I should have talked to you.

[Richie sighs]

Your daughter is amazing, man.

- Oh, Im aware. - [stutters] Right.

And Tiffs, like...

Also amazing.

Exactly.

And I shouldve been a gentleman.

You look good, by the way.

Thanks.

Yeah.

I just wish Id said something.

- You dont need my permission, Frank. - No, no, I know.

But I also know that, like, this could be a little weird,

and I dont wanna add to the weirdness.

I want things to be good.

And you and I are probably gonna spend a lot of time together, so I just--

And I like that, but, uh--

Look, uh, whatever.

Im talking way too much, so...

How long have you had this house?

Uh, three years.

Its beautiful.

Thanks, man.

Your parents help you?

Uh, no.

No, theyre teachers and divorced,

which is maybe why I felt-- [chuckles]

I dont know.

Look, are you sure this is okay?

Im sure.

I really appreciate that.

Hey, youre coming, right?

- You didnt RSVP. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ive been slammed.

Yeah. No, I get that. But, I mean, The Bear is supposed to be, like, amazing,

and were still waiting for you to tell us when we can come in.

When its perfect. [clicks tongue]

Sydney.

Hey, Im Adam Shapiro.

- Im the, uh... - Oh. From, uh, Ever.

- Yeah. Oh. - Yeah. Hey.

Its so good to bump into you.

- Yeah. Nice to meet you. - Yeah.

Oh, its so funny. I, um--

God, I shouldnt-- I probably shouldnt tell you this.

I know its early, but I, uh, snuck into The Bear.

Oh, when?

Two weeks ago.

How did you, uh-- How did you get past Carmen and Richie?

Well, they seemed pretty busy yelling at each other.

Sure.

- Thats very embarrassing. - [chuckles] No, its all good.

You know, Ive been there. Sea legs, you know?

But it was-- Other than that, the vibe was perfect.

I was with a bunch of friends, so it was kind of under the radar.

Yeah, yeah.

I dont even wanna ask how the food was.

Chef,

it was excellent.

- Thank you. - No, really. Excellent.

I mean, there was a scallop dish that was lights-out,

and it felt really new.

New, like, uh...

Like, uh, not Carmy.

Well, its, um-- It was both of us together, so...

Right. Right. Well, it was really great.

Thanks. Thanks.

Um, thank you. I-I didnt think that thats what you were gonna say.

- Oh, what did you think I was gonna say? - Uh, I dont know. I dont know.

Its-- Its been a long month.

Ah. That bad?

No, just-- Restaurants.

Yeah. Right? Why do we do this to ourselves?

-Cause were crazy. - [chuckles] Yeah.

What was this months crazy?

Um. [smacks lips]

The kind thats inherited.

Understood.

But, anyway, um, Im running kind of late, so I should probably head out.

- I am too. - Okay.

You gotta stop by and eat.

- Sure. Oh. - Wed love to have you in.

- Yeah, thatd be really nice. - Yeah.

- Um, it was really nice to meet you. - Yeah, you too, Chef.

- Okay. Bye. - All right.

- Thanks. - Yeah.

- You good? - Yeah.

Shit.

Let me.

Thanks. Grapefruit.

Yeah.

- [sighs] - Read this?

Yeah.

Uh, the allspice.

We are keeping that...

- Thanks. Or great. - ...but it needs more heat, acid.

Okay. Well--

[Neil] Has anyone seen the very colorful tape?

- No, not now. - No?

- No. - Okay. Oh--

Well, okay.

What did you change?

Uh, lost the habanero.

Carmen, that was the whole point of the dish.

I know, but we changed it to scotch bonnet,

which is also a pepper, so...

I know that its also a pepper.

Thats not the point. The point is that you changed it.

Why dont you try it before you get pissed?

- If you wanna change it back, you can. - Im not pissed.

Im just--

[sighs] You cant just change-- Okay. You know what? Fine.

I know that its good.

I know that its better, even.

Thats not the point.

The point is something that youre not gonna wanna talk about,

which, you know, I think illustrates that it really is the point.

[sighs] This communication between front and back of house is killing us.

Hmm. Well, Richies out of his mind, so...

Okay, sure,

but five minutes ago,

I had Nat type and print out menus

because I was told-- and she was told-- that the menu was locked.

In that time, did you tell her or anyone else that the menu was not, in fact, locked?

That there would be a change?

- No. Thats bad communication. - Mmm. Yes. Yes, thank you.

Did you get the place?

Yeah.

Thats good. Congrats.

- Thanks. - [wrapper crinkling]

- You, uh, still not smoking? - Still not smoking.

Hows that going? Its been, like, three weeks, right?

- Forty-one days. - Okay.

You miss it?

Yeah, like, every ten seconds.

[chuckles]

- Hows your dad feeling about the place? - Ah, shit, man. [groans]

- You all right? - Yeah.

Yeah. Its going around. Go ahead. Over here.

[sighs]

[clicks tongue]

[wrapper crinkling]

- [Carmy] Yeah? - [mutters]

[Carmy] All right.

- Mm-mmm. - Not good?

Mm-mmm. Oh.

Thats awful.

Kinda like it.

[gags]

- Hows it going? - All right.

Good.

Whats happening?

I am researching the star system.

- Hmm. - Yeah.

I didnt realize you were into astrology. [chuckles]

Did you know that stars dictate whether any given restaurant

is worth a walk, drive or flight?

- [Richie] I did not. - Mm-hmm.

- Yeah. Theyre based on taste, creativity. - Mm-hmm.

One star is excellent.

Whats two stars?

Two stars is better.

[both chuckle]

Natalie, may I express a thought?

- You may. - Thank you.

Speaking for myself,

I do not give a flying fuck into a rolling doughnut

about the gastronomical proclivities of some dusty French tire marketing exec.

I mean, Im a Pirelli guy. I have been from way back.

I would say that a Goodyears probably a more practical choice for Chicago winters.

But fucking Michelin-- mangia cazzo, no?

Okay. Ill let them know.

Hey, what is that?

Oh, uh, Zen garden. Kyoto, Philosophers Path.

[Sugar] Explain.

Well, this, uh-- this director that I admire, he visited this.

And when he got there, he was like,

"What is this? A bunch of just rocks and combed sand?"

He didnt really, you know, know what to make of it, but then,

slowly, he began to realize--

Yeah. That the rocks are people.

And were all separated.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

Fucking yeah. Exactly.

And that this garden is, in fact, an illustration of human nature,

and how we are, all of us, alone in this world.

How did you know that?

Pete. Hes a Friedkin fan.

Yeah. Well, you know, his movies work on several levels.

Im gonna go there someday.

You should take Pete.

- [chuckles] - Mmm. Yeah, Ill get back to you.

- Hows my niece? - Oh...

Shes almost here. [sighs]

What?

Hey, what was that?

Tell me.

Im just, um...

Im thinking about how to not let whats--

whats in here--

How to not let that get to her.

Yeah, I think about that all the time.

You do?

- I got nothing though. You have any luck? - I have nothing. [chuckles]

Hows Evie?

Good.

Yeah?

You think, like, its better if I, like, back off?

What do you mean?

Like, I dont wanna back off...

but is it confusing for her?

Like, you know how everyones talking about how Frank is the shit, and, like...

I dont know. Maybe its weird that Im, like, around.

No, I think it would be weird if you werent around.

Yeah?

Yeah.

What does she think?

- Tiff? - No. Evie.

She thinks Im alone.

Are you?

Hey, did we make the week?

Tomorrow.

Whats, um-- Whats tomorrow?

Tomorrow we would have made the week.

- [scoffs] Fuck. - Yeah.

A day late, 5,000 short.

Always. Always.

Fucking over and over and over.

- Jimmys gonna fucking freak out. - [phone vibrating]

Wonder whos calling me? [sighs]

Hey, this is Natalie.

Photos? For what?

[Carmy] Right. So cut here.

See how its all nice and tight under the popes nose there?

[Tina] Why do they call it the popes nose?

[Carmy] Well, whats it look like to you?

- Chef Sidney, a word. - Sup?

Why is the Tribune coming to take pictures?

Shit.

Chef Sydney, why is Chef Carmen saying "shit" like that?

Because were being reviewed.

[Tina] Like, tonight?

[clicks tongue] Like theyve already been here.

[sighs]

Shit.

[clicks tongue]

[Sydney] Yep.

["Getchoo" plays]

♪ Uh-huh ♪

♪ This is beginning to hurt ♪

♪ This is beginning to Be serious ♪

♪ It used to be a game ♪

♪ Now its a cryin shame ♪

♪ Cause you dont wanna Play around no more ♪

♪ Uh-huh ♪

♪ Sometimes I push too hard ♪

♪ Sometimes you fall And skin your knee ♪

♪ I never meant to do All that Ive done to you ♪

♪ Please, baby Say its not too late ♪

♪ To get you, uh-huh ♪

♪ Get you, uh-huh ♪

♪ Get you, get you, get you ♪

♪ I cant believe ♪

♪ What youve done to me ♪

♪ What I did to them ♪

♪ Youve done to me, oh ♪

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