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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:07,710 --> 00:01:09,740 Rocky and Rani 2 00:01:09,930 --> 00:01:12,000 Rocky and Rani 3 00:01:12,180 --> 00:01:15,600 Rocky and Rani's Love Story 4 00:01:22,310 --> 00:01:24,820 Welcome friends! This is our White House. 5 00:01:24,940 --> 00:01:26,720 First copy of the famous USA White House. 6 00:01:27,560 --> 00:01:31,350 We are crazy rich Indians. In other words, the Randhawa family. 7 00:01:31,580 --> 00:01:34,310 Standing on a foundation of flour laddoos. 8 00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:36,520 Mind you, they aren't your run-of-the mill laddoos. 9 00:01:37,020 --> 00:01:41,900 Made from grandma's recipes - the one and only Dhanlakshmi Randhawa. 10 00:01:42,310 --> 00:01:47,940 Through blood and sweat, grandma made our business reach a turnover of millions. 11 00:01:48,410 --> 00:01:50,940 What a woman! Wonder woman! Wakanda Forever! 12 00:01:52,890 --> 00:01:53,940 So bland! 13 00:01:54,300 --> 00:01:57,310 These artificial sweeteners spoil them. 14 00:01:58,150 --> 00:02:00,940 Better to be struck down by diabetes. 15 00:02:01,190 --> 00:02:02,480 We have further options, ma'am. 16 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:05,230 What are you waiting for? Go! Get another! 17 00:02:05,860 --> 00:02:09,270 According to grandma, the sea is made up of tiny drops of water, 18 00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:11,350 and a laddoo is made up of tiny flour balls. 19 00:02:11,730 --> 00:02:14,020 Quick FB. Not Facebook, I mean flash-back! 20 00:02:14,480 --> 00:02:17,520 Grandma married Kanwal Lund. Son of Lund, the sweet maker. 21 00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:20,980 She thought a sweet life would follow. 22 00:02:21,770 --> 00:02:24,730 But on the very first day, just as she was about to bow in respect... 23 00:02:24,850 --> 00:02:25,690 No! 24 00:02:26,060 --> 00:02:28,730 Girls don't bow. Keep your head covered. 25 00:02:29,690 --> 00:02:31,900 Their meeting was bitter. 26 00:02:32,270 --> 00:02:35,350 Her mother-in-law was a witch, 27 00:02:35,690 --> 00:02:37,730 and her husband a total failure. 28 00:02:38,230 --> 00:02:42,060 No head for business, but a great fan of Javed-Gulzar's poetry. 29 00:02:42,310 --> 00:02:45,980 Grandma's mother-in-law soon became a photo frame and she - a lucky mother. 30 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:50,980 She was so obsessed with money, that she called her son 'Tijori'. 31 00:02:51,100 --> 00:02:53,730 Yes! My father's name means a 'coffer'! 32 00:02:55,060 --> 00:02:59,350 Grandma was scared he'd become a poet-type like her husband. 33 00:02:59,650 --> 00:03:03,520 So she kept him far away from his father. Soshal distancing! 34 00:03:04,940 --> 00:03:08,310 Lost in poetry, one day, grandpa met with an accident. 35 00:03:08,940 --> 00:03:10,690 Sadly the damage was permanent. 36 00:03:12,700 --> 00:03:14,690 The poor man never fully recovered. 37 00:03:15,100 --> 00:03:17,980 And his memory became an ebbing and flowing thing. 38 00:03:26,160 --> 00:03:29,850 My sweet grandpa, always living in a dreamland. 39 00:03:30,230 --> 00:03:33,150 While Dhanlakshmi Sweets became a global brand. 40 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:35,560 Then the wedding band played in our home. 41 00:03:35,690 --> 00:03:38,310 Finally, grandma brought home the family's prize possession. 42 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:40,600 That's my Mummy - Poonam. 43 00:03:42,050 --> 00:03:44,600 Girls don't bow. Keep your head covered. 44 00:03:44,900 --> 00:03:46,900 Though we were selling sweet laddoos, 45 00:03:47,020 --> 00:03:50,850 bitterness continued to reign supreme in our family. 46 00:03:55,630 --> 00:03:57,480 But I haven't told you my name. 47 00:03:58,230 --> 00:04:00,370 Listen to it in the chorus lines. It'll sound batter! 48 00:04:00,890 --> 00:04:03,500 Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! 49 00:04:07,250 --> 00:04:10,480 He's a charmer. Made in India 50 00:04:10,780 --> 00:04:12,350 A real fashionista 51 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:15,520 The guy's a cool dresser 52 00:04:34,350 --> 00:04:37,560 Such a heartthrob. Such a heartthrob 53 00:04:37,860 --> 00:04:40,910 Such a heartthrob. Such a heartthrob 54 00:04:41,490 --> 00:04:42,940 A hot looker! 55 00:04:43,330 --> 00:04:44,600 What a stud! 56 00:04:44,950 --> 00:04:47,350 Gurgaon's handsome Casanova 57 00:04:48,820 --> 00:04:50,020 Look at my swag 58 00:04:50,420 --> 00:04:51,770 I look like... 59 00:04:52,220 --> 00:04:55,190 ...Prada and Gucci got together to give birth to me 60 00:04:55,650 --> 00:04:57,350 A six-footer 61 00:04:59,220 --> 00:05:01,060 Looks too good 62 00:05:03,170 --> 00:05:05,080 When they look at this package 63 00:05:05,200 --> 00:05:07,520 Girls can't stop winking at me 64 00:05:10,110 --> 00:05:12,020 Such a heartthrob-ji! 65 00:05:13,710 --> 00:05:15,850 Such a heartthrob-ji! 66 00:05:16,790 --> 00:05:18,980 This guy has no match 67 00:05:20,890 --> 00:05:22,960 Such a heartthrob-ji! 68 00:05:23,390 --> 00:05:24,660 Oh my God! 69 00:05:39,190 --> 00:05:42,600 I drink a glass of lassi every day 70 00:05:42,920 --> 00:05:46,190 A big protein shake makes my way 71 00:05:46,490 --> 00:05:49,900 If being so handsome is a crime 72 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:53,440 Then I'll happily serve jail time 73 00:05:54,270 --> 00:05:57,480 You turn the heads of us aunties 74 00:05:58,200 --> 00:06:01,060 By God! I feel a heart attack coming on 75 00:06:01,580 --> 00:06:04,810 The uncles who loved and raised you 76 00:06:05,460 --> 00:06:08,650 Will soon end up divorcees 77 00:06:09,530 --> 00:06:12,050 That's for sure! 78 00:06:12,470 --> 00:06:15,440 You'll be the death of me 79 00:06:16,050 --> 00:06:19,230 My broad chest fills my Louis Vuitton jacket 80 00:06:19,730 --> 00:06:22,650 I cruise the streets in my Maserati 81 00:06:22,890 --> 00:06:27,350 Aunties, am I for real? Or a walkin' talkin' kebab? 82 00:06:30,140 --> 00:06:31,940 Such a heartthrob-ji! 83 00:06:33,700 --> 00:06:35,690 Such a heartthrob-ji! 84 00:06:36,790 --> 00:06:38,940 This guy has no match 85 00:06:40,990 --> 00:06:42,850 Oh, such a heartthrob-ji. 86 00:06:43,380 --> 00:06:44,720 Oh my God! 87 00:06:45,090 --> 00:06:48,520 Hey, Dinky, come here! Harpreeto, come close! 88 00:06:54,260 --> 00:06:57,350 A force of nature 89 00:06:57,900 --> 00:07:00,770 A real rule-breaker 90 00:07:01,570 --> 00:07:04,650 There's no difference to me 91 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:07,770 Between buds or flowers 92 00:07:08,040 --> 00:07:09,850 Like spring 93 00:07:11,610 --> 00:07:13,690 I embrace the whole garden 94 00:07:15,570 --> 00:07:20,020 The day I get my hands on you, I'll get even with you. 95 00:07:22,550 --> 00:07:24,650 Such a heartthrob-ji! 96 00:07:26,120 --> 00:07:28,150 Such a heartthrob-ji! 97 00:07:29,190 --> 00:07:31,900 This guy has no match 98 00:07:33,300 --> 00:07:35,100 Oh, such a heartthrob-ji 99 00:07:35,590 --> 00:07:36,790 Oh my God! 100 00:07:37,070 --> 00:07:39,310 The government gave me 101 00:07:39,430 --> 00:07:42,850 a title and crowned me 'Lady Killer' 102 00:07:48,060 --> 00:07:49,900 Such a heartthrob-ji! 103 00:07:51,590 --> 00:07:53,560 Such a heartthrob-ji! 104 00:08:04,730 --> 00:08:07,060 Oh, such a heartthrob-ji! 105 00:08:08,300 --> 00:08:09,310 You moron! 106 00:08:09,560 --> 00:08:11,850 Didn't I tell you to warn me if they showed up? 107 00:08:12,270 --> 00:08:14,560 Sorry! I was lost in your dance, bro. 108 00:08:14,750 --> 00:08:17,600 I saw just how lost you were! Bloody useless. 109 00:08:17,970 --> 00:08:20,190 I won the award for the third time, so I had to come. 110 00:08:20,440 --> 00:08:22,780 What a rocking performance, Rocky! 111 00:08:22,900 --> 00:08:25,150 - Keep it up, my boy. - OK. See you later. 112 00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:30,690 - What was that? - Papa, I didn't want to dance. 113 00:08:30,900 --> 00:08:32,860 But you know I have so many followers. 114 00:08:32,980 --> 00:08:35,600 They kept saying, "Please, please." So I thought it's a party... 115 00:08:35,770 --> 00:08:39,600 The day I get mad, that'll be the end of your swagger. 116 00:08:39,900 --> 00:08:41,020 Understand? 117 00:08:41,370 --> 00:08:43,690 - Know who you are? - Rocky. 118 00:08:43,980 --> 00:08:46,100 The Dhanlakshmi Group's future CEO. 119 00:08:47,520 --> 00:08:50,310 You're not some Bollywood item dancer. Do you get it? 120 00:08:52,020 --> 00:08:55,940 - Come on. - Welcome to the Punjabi of the Year! 121 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:04,060 Now to follow on from Rocky Randhawa's amazing performance, 122 00:09:04,310 --> 00:09:07,810 and on this wonderful occasion, I'll a recite a verse by Firaq. 123 00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:10,270 "The evening was filled with mist 124 00:09:10,480 --> 00:09:12,060 "She was wistful and sad 125 00:09:12,600 --> 00:09:14,650 "The evening was filled with mist 126 00:09:14,900 --> 00:09:16,790 "She was wistful and sad 127 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:20,150 "Old memories stirred this heart of mine" 128 00:09:20,460 --> 00:09:21,690 Bravo! Wonderful! 129 00:09:22,990 --> 00:09:28,850 Are you the full moon or the glowing sun? 130 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:37,480 Whatever you are, I swear 131 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:40,900 You are without compare 132 00:09:41,150 --> 00:09:42,520 Jamini! 133 00:09:44,270 --> 00:09:48,600 For the third year, "The Punjabi of the Year" award goes to 134 00:09:48,990 --> 00:09:52,900 Dhanlakshmi Group's CEO, Mr. Tijori Randhawa. 135 00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:09,730 Her hair falls on her shoulder 136 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:13,310 like lowered clouds 137 00:10:15,490 --> 00:10:17,560 And her eyes... 138 00:10:18,940 --> 00:10:26,230 I'd like to dedicate this award to the goddess. And another goddess... 139 00:10:27,530 --> 00:10:28,980 Jamini! 140 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,310 My mother, Dhanlakshmi Randhawa. 141 00:10:34,340 --> 00:10:37,980 Thanks to her blessings, I've won this award for the third time. 142 00:10:38,810 --> 00:10:40,060 Jamini! You've come. 143 00:10:40,480 --> 00:10:42,900 - Third time winner! - Mummy! Grandpa has gone. 144 00:10:43,090 --> 00:10:44,560 - What? - He's gone! 145 00:10:46,350 --> 00:10:47,100 Jamini. 146 00:10:48,290 --> 00:10:49,020 Jamini. 147 00:10:49,460 --> 00:10:51,650 Rocky, look. Grandpa! 148 00:10:51,900 --> 00:10:53,440 Did you come for me? 149 00:10:55,900 --> 00:10:56,650 Oye! 150 00:11:02,060 --> 00:11:02,900 What's he doing? 151 00:11:05,060 --> 00:11:07,780 I'm so sorry, so sorry. I'm so sorry. 152 00:11:07,900 --> 00:11:11,480 Madam, it's the side effects of his medicines. He gets restless. 153 00:11:11,940 --> 00:11:13,440 Actually, it's absolutely fine. 154 00:11:13,870 --> 00:11:15,940 - It happens often. - Really? 155 00:11:16,290 --> 00:11:18,810 Yes, I'm Mona Sen. Kashmiri Gate. 156 00:11:19,230 --> 00:11:21,190 Mona. We are friends! 157 00:11:21,520 --> 00:11:23,270 What you doing, Grandpa? 158 00:11:26,810 --> 00:11:28,100 Doctor, is it serious? 159 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:29,900 No, nothing to worry about. 160 00:11:30,180 --> 00:11:33,560 I just want you to focus on his physical, emotional and social stimulation. 161 00:11:33,770 --> 00:11:36,020 Most importantly - his memory. 162 00:11:36,810 --> 00:11:37,600 Jamini! 163 00:11:37,810 --> 00:11:40,600 The name he keeps calling out... "Jamini". 164 00:11:40,770 --> 00:11:44,690 - Yes? - I'd like you to find out who she is. 165 00:11:45,300 --> 00:11:46,850 It might trigger his memory. 166 00:11:47,190 --> 00:11:49,610 What trigger? He doesn't know any Jamini. 167 00:11:50,530 --> 00:11:51,650 Let's go. 168 00:11:52,130 --> 00:11:55,370 OK. Can you give Rocky the prescription? Rocky... 169 00:12:06,940 --> 00:12:07,900 Tijori. 170 00:12:08,650 --> 00:12:09,560 Let's go. 171 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,480 This is good news. 172 00:12:14,740 --> 00:12:16,650 Papa may be coming back to his senses. 173 00:12:16,940 --> 00:12:20,850 He was never in his right senses, nor will he ever be. 174 00:12:28,690 --> 00:12:29,690 Tijori! 175 00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:30,810 What are you doing? 176 00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:32,850 - You must leave for work. - I'm coming. 177 00:12:35,900 --> 00:12:36,560 Papa-ji... 178 00:12:39,140 --> 00:12:39,860 Tijori! 179 00:12:44,810 --> 00:12:49,690 When will this red colour let go of me? 180 00:12:51,850 --> 00:12:53,230 When? 181 00:12:55,340 --> 00:12:59,060 What's going on, Grandpa? You were OK. 182 00:12:59,990 --> 00:13:03,600 You're switched on like a radio. Who is this Jamini? 183 00:13:07,990 --> 00:13:12,440 When will this red colour let go of me? 184 00:13:15,110 --> 00:13:17,600 When will this red colour 185 00:13:19,610 --> 00:13:21,060 let go of me? 186 00:13:21,810 --> 00:13:23,100 When? 187 00:13:25,670 --> 00:13:26,850 When? 188 00:13:32,620 --> 00:13:35,680 I found this in his book. 189 00:13:36,350 --> 00:13:39,650 - Is she a black and white movie star? - Looks like one. 190 00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:43,730 - Hope she's not RIP. - Be positive. She's grandpa's GF. 191 00:13:44,230 --> 00:13:46,270 GF? She looks the sister-type. 192 00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:50,350 Who keeps a photo of a sister-type in their diary? 193 00:13:50,810 --> 00:13:52,940 Jamini must be an old flame. 194 00:13:53,290 --> 00:13:54,940 OK! Jai Mata Di! 195 00:13:55,150 --> 00:13:57,560 Jai Mata Di! Jai Mata Di! Jai Mata Di! 196 00:13:58,060 --> 00:14:00,150 Shimla Coffee House. 197 00:14:01,380 --> 00:14:04,100 Shimla Coffee House. 1978. 198 00:14:05,850 --> 00:14:07,560 Rani Chatterjee? 199 00:14:07,770 --> 00:14:09,270 My grandmother. 200 00:14:11,900 --> 00:14:13,100 Her granddaughter. 201 00:14:19,100 --> 00:14:20,270 Oye! 202 00:14:25,980 --> 00:14:27,900 - She's a TV host. - Yes! 203 00:14:28,020 --> 00:14:30,060 She hosts an evening show. 204 00:14:31,670 --> 00:14:32,660 Rani! 205 00:14:33,710 --> 00:14:34,940 Golu watches her most evenings. 206 00:14:35,060 --> 00:14:36,310 She has a catchphrase. What is it...? 207 00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:38,520 "India wants to know!" 208 00:14:38,650 --> 00:14:41,060 Yes! India want to know! 209 00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:45,320 Rani, Rani! I am Rani 210 00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:47,270 The girl who knows it all 211 00:14:47,390 --> 00:14:51,410 Argue and you'll look foolishly small 212 00:14:51,890 --> 00:14:53,450 Do you think you can beat me? 213 00:14:53,790 --> 00:14:55,250 Don't you know I'm the queen bee? 214 00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:57,070 Do you think you can beat me? 215 00:14:57,620 --> 00:14:59,080 Don't you know I'm the queen bee? 216 00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:06,170 Queen of my dreams 217 00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:13,650 Thank you. 218 00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:15,900 How's it going, Somen? 219 00:15:16,260 --> 00:15:18,650 Yes, yes, fine, fine, fine. 220 00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:20,900 I'm a bit nervous. Because of you. 221 00:15:21,270 --> 00:15:23,560 Today's interviewee, he's political elite. 222 00:15:23,810 --> 00:15:26,270 Don't worry. I'll be sweet to him. 223 00:15:27,950 --> 00:15:28,980 Then we're done for. 224 00:15:29,450 --> 00:15:31,440 Shall we go for a take? Give me a 20 on Pradhan. 225 00:15:31,650 --> 00:15:36,100 Walking to set in 3... 2... 1... go! 226 00:15:38,220 --> 00:15:40,570 Real Talk with Rani 227 00:15:42,190 --> 00:15:45,730 - Rani-ji. Rani-ji! - Namaste, Pradhan-ji. 228 00:15:47,270 --> 00:15:49,730 In our culture, this is how we say "namaste". 229 00:15:51,980 --> 00:15:54,770 Sure! Have a seat. 230 00:15:55,150 --> 00:15:57,940 Of course. I haven't come here to lie down! 231 00:15:58,520 --> 00:15:59,870 Take my phone. Switch it off. 232 00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:02,530 The currency of our village runs through foreign lands 233 00:16:02,650 --> 00:16:05,140 Everyone steps aside when the lads arrive 234 00:16:05,260 --> 00:16:07,540 Tall and broad, the lads drip with attitude 235 00:16:07,660 --> 00:16:10,840 I am a lover of the beauty of spring 236 00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:15,230 Sir, sir! Parking is in the basement. 237 00:16:16,070 --> 00:16:17,900 And Shah Rukh's at home in Mannat. 238 00:16:18,230 --> 00:16:19,730 The car stays here. 239 00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:23,060 One scratch and my punch will make breaking news. 240 00:16:23,420 --> 00:16:24,150 Here. 241 00:16:24,270 --> 00:16:25,190 Prasad. 242 00:16:25,420 --> 00:16:28,350 My Ferrari adds value to your building. 243 00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:31,350 So, Pradhan-ji, 244 00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:34,310 - your constituency is Vasalay? - Yes. 245 00:16:34,730 --> 00:16:37,790 You didn't make any statement about the recent rape case? 246 00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:39,940 What kind of question is that, Rani-ji? 247 00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:44,900 Why would I make a statement about such a trivial incident? 248 00:16:45,100 --> 00:16:47,520 - A trivial incident? - What else? 249 00:16:48,350 --> 00:16:51,560 Today's girls are addicted to junk food, 250 00:16:51,990 --> 00:16:53,390 so such incidents are natural. 251 00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:56,510 If you open a box of sweets, flies are bound to gather. 252 00:16:57,160 --> 00:16:58,600 Do you get me? 253 00:16:59,210 --> 00:17:02,720 Girls should know what clothes to wear, and what not to. 254 00:17:05,330 --> 00:17:10,390 And when a two-year-child or an old lady gets raped? 255 00:17:14,430 --> 00:17:16,930 You misunderstood what I was trying to say, Rani-ji. 256 00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:19,720 Think what men go through. 257 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:24,760 They work all day, the tension, the frustration, so they will... 258 00:17:29,110 --> 00:17:31,970 I'm sorry, but you know what's really frustrating? 259 00:17:32,310 --> 00:17:34,290 That people like you get elected. 260 00:17:34,410 --> 00:17:35,610 I'll tell you why rape... 261 00:17:35,730 --> 00:17:37,500 Rani! Enough, enough, enough. 262 00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:41,300 Because nasty men like you are around. 263 00:17:41,880 --> 00:17:44,170 The problem isn't our clothes, or what we eat, 264 00:17:44,300 --> 00:17:45,510 it's your dirty minds. 265 00:17:46,010 --> 00:17:49,130 You compared women to a box of sweets, didn't you? 266 00:17:49,490 --> 00:17:53,050 Pradhan-ji, the day you stop objectifying us, 267 00:17:53,170 --> 00:17:57,340 perhaps then we'll no longer hear of such distressing incidents. 268 00:17:58,740 --> 00:18:01,920 Your minds are dirty and we're supposed to cover ourselves? 269 00:18:02,220 --> 00:18:03,880 What kind of justice is that? 270 00:18:09,010 --> 00:18:10,630 Stop your damn camera! 271 00:18:11,510 --> 00:18:12,510 Get my car! 272 00:18:14,430 --> 00:18:16,630 Why invite me here only to insult me? 273 00:18:18,300 --> 00:18:19,780 I had to invite you, Pradhan-ji. 274 00:18:20,260 --> 00:18:22,600 To teach you about our culture. 275 00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:24,800 Rani, Rani! I am Rani 276 00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:25,800 Namaste. 277 00:18:26,670 --> 00:18:27,720 Get my car! 278 00:18:28,610 --> 00:18:29,510 Let's go. 279 00:18:31,990 --> 00:18:34,130 Rani! You'll get us taken off air. 280 00:18:34,460 --> 00:18:35,840 You be quiet! 281 00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:39,010 - Rani, you're incorrigible! - I know that. 282 00:18:39,170 --> 00:18:41,590 OK, Somen! There's a board meeting at 5. 283 00:18:41,710 --> 00:18:44,010 - Madam-ji, madam... - Yes, what is it? 284 00:18:44,130 --> 00:18:46,800 - Have you taken out a loan? - A loan? 285 00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:48,970 Two debt collectors are here. 286 00:18:50,370 --> 00:18:52,570 The currency of our village runs through foreign lands 287 00:18:53,010 --> 00:18:54,810 Everyone steps aside when the lads arrive 288 00:18:55,010 --> 00:18:56,840 What's going on in the country? 289 00:18:58,040 --> 00:19:00,800 I am a lover of the beauty of spring 290 00:19:04,380 --> 00:19:04,970 Hello. 291 00:19:05,540 --> 00:19:06,170 Yes? 292 00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:09,430 Yes? 293 00:19:09,550 --> 00:19:13,090 Nothing really... I was saying... He's Vicky. My BFF-cum-trainer. 294 00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:15,200 Soon to marry steady girlfriend Minty. 295 00:19:18,420 --> 00:19:19,420 Congratulations! 296 00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:21,760 Minty is a lucky girl. 297 00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:25,260 And you are? 298 00:19:25,730 --> 00:19:26,720 Single. 299 00:19:27,610 --> 00:19:28,720 Lucky for you. 300 00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:32,220 Rocky Randhawa this side. 301 00:19:32,670 --> 00:19:34,800 And if you come this side, who will you be? 302 00:19:35,670 --> 00:19:36,630 Meanz? 303 00:19:37,060 --> 00:19:38,010 Nothing. 304 00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:44,550 Shits! You're checking me out? 305 00:19:45,790 --> 00:19:47,670 No, sorry... 306 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:50,490 Do you always wear your shirt wide open? 307 00:19:50,610 --> 00:19:53,300 Always. Low is good, Lower is batter. 308 00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:56,340 Don't mind, but if I said anything about your neckline, 309 00:19:56,460 --> 00:19:58,870 or commented on your blouse, all hell would break loose! 310 00:19:59,120 --> 00:20:01,080 Sorry. I didn't mean to objectify you. I just... 311 00:20:01,210 --> 00:20:04,580 No objection taken! I'm made to admire. 312 00:20:04,710 --> 00:20:07,460 A ton of hard work. All natural, no steroid! Aks him. 313 00:20:07,710 --> 00:20:08,460 Sit down. 314 00:20:10,010 --> 00:20:12,210 What will you have? Tea or coffee, or...? 315 00:20:12,750 --> 00:20:15,160 One espresso shot before workout, now protein time. 316 00:20:15,830 --> 00:20:18,620 Rani-ji, my card. Here. 317 00:20:19,660 --> 00:20:21,370 Twenty-two karat gold plated. 318 00:20:22,220 --> 00:20:25,620 Anyway, full intro. We have a shop in Karol Bagh market. 319 00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:28,160 First shop, biggest shop, our shop - Dhanlakshmi Sweets. 320 00:20:28,350 --> 00:20:31,460 You must've heard the name? It's as famous as "Rahul"! 321 00:20:33,750 --> 00:20:36,790 I wouldn't say we're the biggest, we are the biggest! 322 00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:39,500 We don't have attitude like South Delhi-ites. 323 00:20:39,620 --> 00:20:43,160 For rum: Bold Monk. For vodka: Simrin-pop. 324 00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:44,540 Full ground to earth! 325 00:20:45,220 --> 00:20:48,580 That's lovely... what did you want? 326 00:20:49,750 --> 00:20:52,580 - Is Jamini Chatter your granny? - Chatterjee. 327 00:20:52,830 --> 00:20:54,580 You added the 'Jee' to Chatter? 328 00:20:54,710 --> 00:20:57,210 No. It's Jamini 'Chatterjee'. It's a Bengali surname. 329 00:20:58,350 --> 00:21:00,540 To answer your question, yes, she's my granny. 330 00:21:01,020 --> 00:21:02,000 Yes! 331 00:21:02,900 --> 00:21:05,750 Tell me, Rani-ji, is your granny dead or alive? 332 00:21:06,510 --> 00:21:07,080 Dead? 333 00:21:09,460 --> 00:21:11,040 Sorry. When? 334 00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:13,540 No, shut up! She's alive. 335 00:21:13,660 --> 00:21:17,540 Alive? That's good news. So why say "shut up"? 336 00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:22,210 Can you confirm this is your granny? 337 00:21:25,090 --> 00:21:26,710 That's Thakuma. 338 00:21:26,990 --> 00:21:29,210 My grandpa, Kanwal. 339 00:21:29,710 --> 00:21:32,870 He has bad health problems and a failing memory. 340 00:21:33,270 --> 00:21:37,540 He cannot walk or talk, but suddenly two days ago, 341 00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:41,910 he said: "Jamini" and gave some pretty lady a kiss. 342 00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:46,040 Then I found a photo of your granny in his poetry diary. 343 00:21:46,340 --> 00:21:49,120 "Jamini" is written on the back. 344 00:21:50,790 --> 00:21:53,290 It seemed fishy to me. 345 00:21:54,350 --> 00:21:55,080 Krezzy, no? 346 00:21:56,100 --> 00:21:57,080 Crazy. 347 00:21:57,360 --> 00:22:00,790 Rani-ji, I love my grandpa the most in this whole world. 348 00:22:00,910 --> 00:22:02,540 I just want him to be OK. 349 00:22:03,180 --> 00:22:05,830 Our doctor said this "Jamini" 350 00:22:06,190 --> 00:22:08,830 may help with his memory. She called it...? 351 00:22:09,300 --> 00:22:10,290 A trigger. 352 00:22:10,620 --> 00:22:14,040 So I thought if grandpa met her, 353 00:22:15,020 --> 00:22:17,250 his old memories would be revived. 354 00:22:17,830 --> 00:22:20,870 And he'd remember us again. 355 00:22:21,330 --> 00:22:21,870 OK. 356 00:22:22,150 --> 00:22:28,080 That's all. Can you show the photo to your granny and call me? 357 00:22:28,950 --> 00:22:32,210 Facetime. 24/7. For you - avaylable. 358 00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:33,830 OK. 359 00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:35,120 - Bye. - Bye. 360 00:22:41,190 --> 00:22:42,210 Lund. 361 00:22:42,750 --> 00:22:45,500 - What! - Kanwal Lund. Grandpa's name. 362 00:22:45,750 --> 00:22:47,830 - For granny to remember! - OK. 363 00:22:48,410 --> 00:22:49,210 OK. 364 00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:52,160 - Bye. - Bye. 365 00:22:58,360 --> 00:22:59,660 Oh my God! 366 00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:05,910 - Share the joke? - Oh God, Somen. 367 00:23:06,190 --> 00:23:07,620 You scared me! 368 00:23:08,460 --> 00:23:09,710 - Guess what? - What? 369 00:23:09,830 --> 00:23:12,790 I have two tickets for a jazz performance. 370 00:23:13,180 --> 00:23:15,210 Piano-man? Two tickets. 371 00:23:15,970 --> 00:23:17,480 Great, who you going with? 372 00:23:27,170 --> 00:23:29,440 This is my grandfather's ancestral home. 373 00:23:29,710 --> 00:23:33,170 Grandfather has passed away, but he's still remembered with great respect. 374 00:23:34,690 --> 00:23:36,800 My mother, Anjoli Ray Chatterjee. 375 00:23:36,990 --> 00:23:40,310 Delhi University's most senior English Literature professor. 376 00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:42,420 All I can say is - 377 00:23:42,540 --> 00:23:45,030 the British have gone, but they left her behind! 378 00:23:45,910 --> 00:23:48,920 Ah, the prodigal daughter returns! 379 00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:50,010 Hi, Ma. 380 00:23:50,270 --> 00:23:52,820 Well, this isn't a boastful rodomontade. 381 00:23:52,940 --> 00:23:55,810 But, darling, I had envisaged quite correctly so 382 00:23:56,100 --> 00:23:58,920 that you'd be rather tardy in reaching home this evening. 383 00:24:00,410 --> 00:24:02,900 Our in-house Shashi Tharoor. 384 00:24:03,140 --> 00:24:06,070 She means: 'I assumed you'd be late.' 385 00:24:06,540 --> 00:24:07,910 Is father's class on? 386 00:24:09,590 --> 00:24:13,580 My Baba - The best father in the world. Chandon Chatterjee. 387 00:24:14,010 --> 00:24:16,550 He used to be quite a famous Kathak dancer in Kolkata. 388 00:24:16,950 --> 00:24:21,330 But Ma got a terrific job in Delhi, so he moved here with her. 389 00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:24,470 Things aren't the same for him as they were in Kolkata. 390 00:24:24,700 --> 00:24:26,540 He teaches dance at home now. 391 00:24:26,870 --> 00:24:29,870 He never complains, but I know he really misses his stage. 392 00:24:34,850 --> 00:24:37,080 And this is Jamini. My granny. 393 00:24:37,340 --> 00:24:40,270 She loves poetry and old Hindi film songs. 394 00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:41,540 Thakuma! 395 00:24:41,810 --> 00:24:42,700 Sweetie! 396 00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:46,600 Dinner nearly ready? 397 00:24:47,580 --> 00:24:48,880 Enough salt? 398 00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:52,010 Delicious! 399 00:24:52,210 --> 00:24:55,220 Esh! Freshen up first. Silly girl! 400 00:25:01,250 --> 00:25:02,220 - Rani. - Yes? 401 00:25:02,350 --> 00:25:03,720 I spoke to Somen. 402 00:25:04,220 --> 00:25:05,890 He offered you two concert tickets. 403 00:25:06,020 --> 00:25:08,720 And you declined without as much as a confabulation? 404 00:25:08,850 --> 00:25:11,770 You really keep tabs on Somen. Why not marry him? 405 00:25:11,930 --> 00:25:14,520 If I was your age, I would! 406 00:25:15,020 --> 00:25:17,220 I positively bombilate with anticipation 407 00:25:17,350 --> 00:25:19,060 every time I see the two of them together. 408 00:25:19,180 --> 00:25:22,060 Seriously, Ma, think of it. Somen weds Rani. 409 00:25:22,310 --> 00:25:23,770 Somen weds Rani! Think about it. 410 00:25:23,950 --> 00:25:27,870 God forbid. Rani did give it a try. But what happened? 411 00:25:27,990 --> 00:25:30,350 - They broke up within three months. - Ah! So what? 412 00:25:30,470 --> 00:25:33,270 And on top of everything else, that fool was a bad lover. 413 00:25:33,390 --> 00:25:34,890 Ask Rani. Tell her! 414 00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:38,930 Actually, the boys of today, they lack rhythm. 415 00:25:39,140 --> 00:25:42,020 What do girls want? Rhythm! See? 416 00:25:45,890 --> 00:25:48,690 And boys go thump thump thump! 417 00:25:49,610 --> 00:25:51,720 - Chandon! - Baba is right, Ma. 418 00:25:52,220 --> 00:25:55,180 There's zero chemistry between Somen and me. 419 00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:59,390 The problem is we look for chemistry where it's not to be found. 420 00:26:00,140 --> 00:26:02,390 You find it where you least expect it. 421 00:26:03,140 --> 00:26:08,640 Love hits you like a storm, and you get swept away like a tiny twig. 422 00:26:09,060 --> 00:26:14,220 Speaking of storms. A real storm swept through my office today. 423 00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:17,180 If only you had seen him. A real museum piece. 424 00:26:17,510 --> 00:26:21,720 He asked me to ask granny about... what was his name? 425 00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:24,600 Kanwal Lund? 426 00:26:25,150 --> 00:26:27,470 I think that was the name. 427 00:26:30,060 --> 00:26:31,060 Huh? 428 00:26:32,100 --> 00:26:33,470 What's wrong? 429 00:26:49,470 --> 00:26:52,140 Sometimes fleeting moments 430 00:26:54,500 --> 00:26:56,600 give you enough love for a lifetime. 431 00:26:58,690 --> 00:27:01,930 I can never forget that week. 432 00:27:08,500 --> 00:27:09,930 In 1978, 433 00:27:10,530 --> 00:27:15,180 I went with my sister Nandini to Shimla for a holiday. 434 00:27:17,510 --> 00:27:20,520 That's where I met Kanwal-ji. 435 00:27:21,220 --> 00:27:23,720 At a poetry symposium. 436 00:27:25,140 --> 00:27:27,600 When we heard a couplet by Firaq, 437 00:27:29,020 --> 00:27:34,890 we both said "splendid" at the same time. 438 00:27:37,210 --> 00:27:38,600 It was like 439 00:27:39,450 --> 00:27:43,100 I had met a soulmate for the first time. 440 00:27:46,830 --> 00:27:52,270 At first, we became close friends. Then friendship turned into love. 441 00:27:54,070 --> 00:27:55,890 We were both married, 442 00:27:56,330 --> 00:28:00,930 and didn't have the courage to break our homes. 443 00:28:02,620 --> 00:28:03,850 So one day, 444 00:28:06,350 --> 00:28:07,600 we both 445 00:28:09,660 --> 00:28:12,350 made the decision to part. 446 00:28:16,230 --> 00:28:17,770 That's all I have left. 447 00:28:39,230 --> 00:28:41,680 So I just got my PR this year and like... 448 00:28:41,940 --> 00:28:44,640 Ah, here comes the tea. And Golu too. 449 00:28:44,770 --> 00:28:46,560 Namaste. 450 00:28:49,170 --> 00:28:51,600 She doesn't look a bit like her photograph. 451 00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:57,390 You didn't send a full-length photo. She's a little... 452 00:28:58,140 --> 00:29:01,180 Do have some tea. And try our special Dhanlakshmi laddoos. 453 00:29:01,350 --> 00:29:02,270 Serve everyone, dear. 454 00:29:02,450 --> 00:29:03,770 How many sugars? 455 00:29:04,210 --> 00:29:06,270 I'm on like a sugarless diet. 456 00:29:06,390 --> 00:29:09,520 You have Stevia? Sugar free? 457 00:29:12,570 --> 00:29:13,850 There you go. 458 00:29:17,050 --> 00:29:19,030 - And how many sugars for you? - Thanks. 459 00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:22,820 I'm on a diet. Shall I send you the details? 460 00:29:23,740 --> 00:29:26,110 Diet? Diet! 461 00:29:26,990 --> 00:29:29,360 Everyone in our family is super healthy. 462 00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:35,110 Our Shonty is a fitness freak. Hiking-wiking, Tai Chi. 463 00:29:36,030 --> 00:29:37,070 You too? 464 00:29:38,570 --> 00:29:40,530 - Exercise? - Excuse me? 465 00:29:40,650 --> 00:29:43,150 It's OK if they don't share the same hobbies, 466 00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:46,240 but their hearts must match. Personalities must match. 467 00:29:46,530 --> 00:29:48,200 Ask Gayatri anything you want. 468 00:29:48,530 --> 00:29:49,280 Shonty! 469 00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:54,650 Fine. So, like, does marrying within like the community matter to you? 470 00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:56,200 Answer. 471 00:29:57,450 --> 00:30:01,200 As mother said, hearts matching is more important. 472 00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:02,990 I have nothing against intercourse. 473 00:30:04,070 --> 00:30:06,990 We must do it. It's important for the community... 474 00:30:07,490 --> 00:30:10,070 Not intercourse, inter-caste! 475 00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:11,950 She meanz inter-caste. 476 00:30:12,070 --> 00:30:14,030 Auto-krect problem. 477 00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:18,400 She gets her words in a twist. But never confuses numbers. 478 00:30:18,820 --> 00:30:20,700 Sister is a state topper in mathematiz! 479 00:30:20,860 --> 00:30:23,090 They want a bride, not an accountant. 480 00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:25,240 Have your tea. 481 00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:27,030 There's little else anyway. 482 00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:30,740 - She's funny... - Funny? 483 00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:34,400 - Forget it! He was too short. - Just leave me alone. 484 00:30:35,820 --> 00:30:39,530 If your words come out wrong, then stay silent. Get it? 485 00:30:39,740 --> 00:30:41,860 But I won't stay silent. 486 00:30:42,070 --> 00:30:44,150 She's been rejected 50 times. 487 00:30:44,820 --> 00:30:47,820 But she's sworn never to lose weight. 488 00:30:48,150 --> 00:30:50,450 - Who does she take after? - Who do you think? 489 00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:52,240 Oh! 490 00:30:55,900 --> 00:30:57,030 Don't worry, sis. 491 00:30:57,650 --> 00:31:00,650 I'll help you. From tomorrow no cheato, only Keto. 492 00:31:00,780 --> 00:31:03,360 Get lost! Did I ask you to help? Big talker! 493 00:31:03,570 --> 00:31:05,360 See how she answers back? 494 00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:08,150 Forget it. Do I care! 495 00:31:14,110 --> 00:31:16,780 Have you verified these numbers? Are you sure? 496 00:31:16,990 --> 00:31:19,570 Rocky, hurry up. We're getting late. 497 00:31:19,700 --> 00:31:22,950 Bro, I must work sometimes. Officyal signaytures. 498 00:31:23,150 --> 00:31:24,400 Hello, Rocky Randhawa this side. 499 00:31:24,530 --> 00:31:25,400 Hello? 500 00:31:26,740 --> 00:31:27,740 This is Rani... 501 00:31:28,530 --> 00:31:29,860 Rani Chatterjee. 502 00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:34,490 Is the fire burning on both sides? 503 00:31:35,820 --> 00:31:36,450 Excuse me? 504 00:31:36,650 --> 00:31:38,820 I was talking about Kanwal and Jamini. 505 00:31:39,740 --> 00:31:40,490 I see. 506 00:31:40,610 --> 00:31:42,150 - Good morning, ma'am. - Good morning. 507 00:31:43,070 --> 00:31:44,400 Or were you thinking about us? 508 00:31:45,490 --> 00:31:47,650 Why? You in-trusted? 509 00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:50,770 Depends. Try a pick-up line. 510 00:31:51,700 --> 00:31:55,530 OK! I'm a pupy, take me home. 511 00:31:56,530 --> 00:31:57,450 Puppy? 512 00:31:57,570 --> 00:32:00,150 Prospruss Urban Punjabi Youth. Pupy! 513 00:32:03,780 --> 00:32:05,110 You really are unique! 514 00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:07,280 Glad you're so informal. 515 00:32:07,650 --> 00:32:08,900 Listen, I need to see you. 516 00:32:10,820 --> 00:32:14,280 Know the wrestlers' arena in Roshanara Park? Come there. 517 00:32:14,490 --> 00:32:16,990 A wrestlers' arena? Not a coffee shop? 518 00:32:17,490 --> 00:32:19,610 Remember my BFF cum-trainer, Vicky? 519 00:32:19,820 --> 00:32:20,950 Yes, Vicky. 520 00:32:21,110 --> 00:32:22,700 We'll meet at his grandpa's arena. 521 00:32:23,110 --> 00:32:26,450 They're sallibrating a golden jubilee. See you there. 522 00:32:26,900 --> 00:32:29,030 You go ahead. We can meet tomorrow. 523 00:32:29,650 --> 00:32:31,900 Must you always argue? "Korbo, lorbo, jeetbo." 524 00:32:32,030 --> 00:32:33,820 Sending you the location pin. See you at 4. 525 00:32:33,990 --> 00:32:35,360 See you there. OK, bye! 526 00:32:40,740 --> 00:32:41,780 Why are you smiling? 527 00:32:42,430 --> 00:32:44,260 Good afternoon everyone! 528 00:32:44,470 --> 00:32:47,530 Welcome to today's entertaining wrestling tournament! 529 00:32:47,650 --> 00:32:50,940 Let's have a round of applause for today's wrestlers. 530 00:32:52,030 --> 00:32:53,700 Hello, Rani-ji! 531 00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:57,530 Valcome! Valcome to Akhada-mela collab! 532 00:32:57,950 --> 00:32:59,450 - Look naice. - Thank you. 533 00:32:59,570 --> 00:33:01,780 I see. You brought your brother for your safety! 534 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,360 Rani-ji, don't go by my looks, we are a good nature! 535 00:33:04,990 --> 00:33:07,610 - I'm her colleague. - Yeah. 536 00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:09,240 Colleague? 537 00:33:10,010 --> 00:33:11,740 Mother's side? Father's side? 538 00:33:12,610 --> 00:33:13,900 He works with me. 539 00:33:16,050 --> 00:33:16,700 Bro! 540 00:33:16,820 --> 00:33:18,990 Somen... Rocky. Rocky... Somen. 541 00:33:19,610 --> 00:33:22,650 And bro, I can look after my safety just fine. 542 00:33:24,110 --> 00:33:25,700 Taek-won. Whoa! 543 00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:27,990 Bring it here! 544 00:33:28,110 --> 00:33:31,450 This is the best lassi in the whole of Old Delhi. 545 00:33:31,570 --> 00:33:35,280 - The best! - Washing machine special. Cheers! 546 00:33:35,990 --> 00:33:38,150 We boys call our WhatsApp group: 547 00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:41,490 "Drinks lassi, trapped she is." Essclusive guys talk only. 548 00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:43,150 OK. 549 00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:45,360 Don't think Rani-ji is going to drink that lassi. 550 00:33:47,110 --> 00:33:49,200 Delicate South Delhi-ite. 551 00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:01,450 What were you saying? 552 00:34:03,530 --> 00:34:04,820 You got the... 553 00:34:06,740 --> 00:34:07,530 What? 554 00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:10,240 What? 555 00:34:19,700 --> 00:34:22,240 Think we're done. Let's go, please. Thank you. 556 00:34:22,820 --> 00:34:25,030 I want to talk to him. One second. 557 00:34:26,820 --> 00:34:27,820 I want to talk to you. 558 00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:29,530 - Private? - Ya. 559 00:34:32,900 --> 00:34:34,990 Keep busy. Come side. 560 00:34:36,610 --> 00:34:40,030 - No, no, bro. Where you going? - Yes, Rani-ji... tell me. 561 00:34:40,570 --> 00:34:41,990 I spoke to my granny. 562 00:34:43,110 --> 00:34:45,150 And she wants to meet your grandpa. 563 00:34:47,750 --> 00:34:49,110 Bullseye! 564 00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:56,990 OK. 565 00:34:57,900 --> 00:34:59,990 Bring your grandpa over to our house. 566 00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:03,110 No way. Grandma has grandpa in lockdown. 567 00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:05,110 He's under house arrest. 568 00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:08,240 Can't blame her. When he goes out, he's out of control. 569 00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:09,780 Izz a bad scene. 570 00:35:10,150 --> 00:35:12,450 OK, no worries. We'll come to your place. 571 00:35:13,820 --> 00:35:14,570 Sure. 572 00:35:17,030 --> 00:35:17,950 Rocky! 573 00:35:20,340 --> 00:35:21,780 Valcome! Come. 574 00:35:21,950 --> 00:35:23,030 Done! 575 00:35:23,700 --> 00:35:25,530 - OK. - But tell me. 576 00:35:26,450 --> 00:35:29,450 You could've asked me on the phone. 577 00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:31,030 I could've. 578 00:35:33,020 --> 00:35:34,990 But how else to check you out? 579 00:35:37,990 --> 00:35:39,530 I'm melting! 580 00:35:41,780 --> 00:35:43,820 - I had better go. - Where going? 581 00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:46,320 Wait! My programme is about to start. 582 00:35:46,450 --> 00:35:48,320 - Dance party. - You're gonna dance? 583 00:35:50,450 --> 00:35:53,700 I can't see any rhythm in your body. 584 00:35:54,570 --> 00:35:55,820 Esscuse! 585 00:35:57,450 --> 00:35:58,490 Challenge? 586 00:35:59,280 --> 00:35:59,950 Yeah! 587 00:36:00,150 --> 00:36:02,280 Come. Let me show you. 588 00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:10,320 Pretty lady. Pretty lady 589 00:36:11,570 --> 00:36:12,700 Can't take my eyes off you 590 00:36:12,820 --> 00:36:14,650 Pretty lady. Pretty lady 591 00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:17,030 Can't take my eyes off you 592 00:36:17,310 --> 00:36:19,420 Pretty lady. Pretty lady 593 00:36:21,650 --> 00:36:23,570 You're in the Rai Bareilly marketplace 594 00:36:23,820 --> 00:36:25,070 Flaunting your beauty 595 00:36:26,110 --> 00:36:29,320 She'll take your breath away when your eyes meet 596 00:36:30,530 --> 00:36:32,700 Pretty lady. Pretty lady 597 00:36:34,990 --> 00:36:36,820 You're in the Rai Bareilly marketplace 598 00:36:36,950 --> 00:36:38,820 Flaunting your beauty 599 00:36:39,490 --> 00:36:42,490 She'll take your breath away when your eyes meet 600 00:36:43,570 --> 00:36:45,740 Decked in jewellery from head to toe 601 00:36:46,150 --> 00:36:48,030 Watch out for the gust of wind 602 00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:51,950 Your earring may fly off, so don't say, 'Where's it gone?' 603 00:36:52,530 --> 00:36:55,750 Your earring! Oh no! 604 00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:57,330 What earring? 605 00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:02,040 What earring? 606 00:37:05,300 --> 00:37:06,420 What earring? 607 00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:10,270 Oh no! 608 00:37:14,100 --> 00:37:14,940 What earring? 609 00:37:15,140 --> 00:37:17,980 Pretty lady. Pretty lady 610 00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:19,370 Can't take my eyes off you 611 00:37:19,490 --> 00:37:21,660 Pretty lady. Pretty lady 612 00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:25,710 So innocent on the outside 613 00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:27,960 So fake on the inside 614 00:37:28,090 --> 00:37:31,420 Why are you after me, you flirt? 615 00:37:32,460 --> 00:37:36,460 Stuck like sellotape. Pasted on like glue 616 00:37:37,260 --> 00:37:40,800 A good-for-nothing. You're a right fool 617 00:37:41,420 --> 00:37:45,300 You're just looking for the chance to hit a homerun 618 00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:49,380 In case you find a missing earring 619 00:37:49,710 --> 00:37:50,500 What earring? 620 00:37:50,620 --> 00:37:53,760 Your earring did fall off! 621 00:37:58,550 --> 00:37:59,510 What earring? 622 00:38:07,460 --> 00:38:08,260 What earring? 623 00:38:08,380 --> 00:38:11,550 Your earring did fall off! 624 00:38:43,850 --> 00:38:48,270 Your earring fell off in the Bareilly marketplace 625 00:38:48,390 --> 00:38:52,700 Your earring fell off in the Bareilly marketplace 626 00:38:52,820 --> 00:38:55,230 Your earring did fall off! 627 00:39:14,010 --> 00:39:16,880 How long have you known my husband? 628 00:39:18,150 --> 00:39:21,550 We met in 1978 at a poetry symposium. 629 00:39:22,180 --> 00:39:23,760 You write poetry? 630 00:39:24,290 --> 00:39:26,340 Oh no. I just like poetry. 631 00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:29,920 And your husband? 632 00:39:31,550 --> 00:39:33,510 He has passed away. 633 00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:37,090 How many times did you meet my husband? 634 00:39:37,780 --> 00:39:40,420 About five or six times. 635 00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:41,840 Five or six times? 636 00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:45,380 Hear that? They met 5 or 6 times, yet he keeps calling her name. 637 00:39:49,130 --> 00:39:50,010 My husband. 638 00:40:17,300 --> 00:40:20,170 Kanwal-ji... how are you? 639 00:40:21,210 --> 00:40:22,510 My husband. 640 00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:24,010 Yes. 641 00:40:25,510 --> 00:40:26,460 I'm Jamini. 642 00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:33,170 Shimla Coffee House. 643 00:40:33,710 --> 00:40:35,090 The poetry symposium? 644 00:40:36,300 --> 00:40:37,380 The Firaq verse: 645 00:40:38,580 --> 00:40:41,050 "The evening was filled with mist 646 00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:44,260 "She was wistful and sad 647 00:40:44,910 --> 00:40:49,010 "Old memories stirred this heart of mine" 648 00:40:53,470 --> 00:40:55,840 We went on walks. 649 00:40:56,340 --> 00:40:59,920 We saw a rerun of 'Hum Dono' at the Gaiety cinema. 650 00:41:02,170 --> 00:41:03,840 Our favourite old song... 651 00:41:17,110 --> 00:41:18,670 It's time for father to have his medicine. 652 00:41:19,010 --> 00:41:22,700 Thank you for your valuable time. 653 00:41:25,090 --> 00:41:26,550 Ma, let's go. 654 00:41:36,890 --> 00:41:37,960 Jamini! 655 00:41:47,210 --> 00:41:52,080 Don't go away, don't leave me now 656 00:41:53,710 --> 00:41:58,210 My heart hasn't had its fill of you 657 00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:07,210 Don't go away, don't leave me now 658 00:42:07,940 --> 00:42:11,010 My heart hasn't had its fill of you 659 00:42:17,710 --> 00:42:20,880 You have only just arrived 660 00:42:21,630 --> 00:42:24,670 Blossoming like the spring 661 00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:29,010 Let the air spread your fragrance 662 00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:32,800 Let us exchange a glance or two 663 00:42:33,550 --> 00:42:37,010 Let the evening settle into night 664 00:42:41,340 --> 00:42:44,960 Let the evening settle into night 665 00:42:45,300 --> 00:42:48,710 Let my heart recover itself 666 00:42:49,260 --> 00:42:52,710 Let me live this precious moment 667 00:42:53,210 --> 00:42:56,670 Let me drink of this sweet nectar 668 00:42:57,150 --> 00:43:00,460 Let me drink of this sweet nectar 669 00:43:01,090 --> 00:43:04,380 You've hardly said a word 670 00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:08,260 You've hardly heard me say much 671 00:43:08,980 --> 00:43:12,300 Don't be offended by what I say 672 00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:16,550 This is love and not a complaint 673 00:43:18,090 --> 00:43:20,260 Don't leave me now. 674 00:43:20,900 --> 00:43:22,800 My heart hasn't had its fill of you. 675 00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:28,230 Bro, can I say something? 676 00:43:28,450 --> 00:43:31,280 Grandpa turned out like the kisser Emraan Hashmi, but for old folk. 677 00:43:31,570 --> 00:43:34,940 He has such strong emotions even now, he's just... 678 00:43:36,110 --> 00:43:38,530 You're fokusing on his love story, what about me? 679 00:43:38,730 --> 00:43:39,690 Go to hell! 680 00:43:40,260 --> 00:43:43,360 Rani Chatterjee is so classy, bet she even sneezes in English. 681 00:43:43,780 --> 00:43:46,780 So what! Aren't I aejucated too? 682 00:43:47,210 --> 00:43:49,360 Didn't Papa buy me a top place in 12th class? 683 00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:52,650 - Oh wow! You're aejucated, bro! - Legit, bro! 684 00:43:52,780 --> 00:43:57,150 Just because you read the label on a protein box doesn't make you educated. 685 00:43:57,320 --> 00:43:58,820 - Oh, hello. - Silly boy. 686 00:43:58,940 --> 00:44:02,650 Didn't grandpa floor Jamini Chatter? All in the genes, bro! 687 00:44:03,530 --> 00:44:05,280 But grandpa knows poetry. 688 00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:07,480 Do you? 689 00:44:11,780 --> 00:44:15,070 Piping hot fish! Any takers? 690 00:44:15,190 --> 00:44:17,400 Ah! Culinary genius. 691 00:44:17,530 --> 00:44:19,230 Thank you, Ma. 692 00:44:20,150 --> 00:44:21,280 Ma? 693 00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:24,530 Cool. I've always wanted a little brother. 694 00:44:24,650 --> 00:44:25,530 Hey! 695 00:44:26,570 --> 00:44:28,450 Hello to the Chatterjees! 696 00:44:28,570 --> 00:44:30,360 You're having a party and didn't invite me. 697 00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:33,860 Sonam, you're like Rani's network. 698 00:44:33,980 --> 00:44:36,230 Where she, there you. So clingy! 699 00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:37,230 Ma! 700 00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:41,400 Rocky, might I entice you with a drink? 701 00:44:41,780 --> 00:44:43,940 - Can you repeat? - Entice? 702 00:44:46,110 --> 00:44:46,980 Drink? 703 00:44:47,150 --> 00:44:47,900 Sure! 704 00:44:48,780 --> 00:44:50,230 You are take-ing? 705 00:44:50,820 --> 00:44:52,400 I also take-ing. 706 00:44:52,940 --> 00:44:56,690 We are all... take-ing. For you, ice or water? 707 00:44:56,900 --> 00:44:58,480 On zee rocks! 708 00:44:58,730 --> 00:45:00,280 I'll get you on the rocks. 709 00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:05,650 Hi, Rani. How's you? 710 00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:07,320 I'm fine. 711 00:45:07,820 --> 00:45:10,570 You here to deliver laddoos? 712 00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:14,230 Grandma says never go anywhere empty-handed. 713 00:45:14,730 --> 00:45:17,150 This is just a small... Put it inside. 714 00:45:17,690 --> 00:45:20,400 Actually, I wanted to talk. 715 00:45:20,980 --> 00:45:21,980 Go ahead! 716 00:45:22,820 --> 00:45:23,900 Come to side. 717 00:45:24,980 --> 00:45:26,070 Yes, let's go. 718 00:45:27,570 --> 00:45:28,530 OK? 719 00:45:31,690 --> 00:45:34,400 Let's go where there's no network. 720 00:45:34,940 --> 00:45:36,360 Oh... Somen. 721 00:45:39,690 --> 00:45:40,940 If you need me, 722 00:45:42,290 --> 00:45:43,570 just give me a call. 723 00:45:44,460 --> 00:45:46,980 You're right here. Why should I call? 724 00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:48,610 Yes. Correct. 725 00:45:50,130 --> 00:45:52,280 Not "Sonam". It's Somen! 726 00:45:53,690 --> 00:45:54,900 OK! 727 00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:03,110 - Hmm. - Hmm. 728 00:46:03,850 --> 00:46:05,190 - Hmm? - Hmm? 729 00:46:05,730 --> 00:46:06,820 Speak up! 730 00:46:10,150 --> 00:46:12,230 "In 1978, 731 00:46:13,530 --> 00:46:16,280 "a love story was incomplete 732 00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:19,320 OK. 733 00:46:20,530 --> 00:46:22,150 "In 2022, 734 00:46:22,730 --> 00:46:24,860 "they just had to meet. 735 00:46:26,860 --> 00:46:31,570 "So grandpa could get back his mammery. 736 00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:37,650 "Rani is as sveet as jaggery!" 737 00:46:42,530 --> 00:46:43,610 Jaggery? 738 00:46:43,860 --> 00:46:46,860 I couldn't find another rhyme for "mammery." So "jaggery". 739 00:46:47,780 --> 00:46:49,280 You really are unique! 740 00:46:49,820 --> 00:46:50,980 Unique? 741 00:46:58,320 --> 00:47:01,320 Coming back to "they just had to meet." 742 00:47:01,570 --> 00:47:03,320 - There's one problem. - What? 743 00:47:03,780 --> 00:47:05,940 What about your grandma and your dad? 744 00:47:07,730 --> 00:47:08,570 What? 745 00:47:09,350 --> 00:47:14,530 What they don't know, won't hurt them! Simpal! 746 00:47:15,420 --> 00:47:19,190 But where will my granny and your grandpa meet? I mean... 747 00:47:19,310 --> 00:47:22,730 Seriously? No better place for lovers than Delhi. 748 00:47:23,420 --> 00:47:24,480 That's true. 749 00:47:24,610 --> 00:47:29,820 They will meet... but on the sly. 750 00:47:30,940 --> 00:47:32,280 Know vot I meanz? 751 00:47:32,940 --> 00:47:34,190 I know what you meanz. 752 00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:37,320 Come, let us do back party join. 753 00:47:37,940 --> 00:47:38,730 OK. 754 00:47:52,630 --> 00:47:53,940 A time capsule of memories. 755 00:47:54,150 --> 00:47:57,690 Riding on the wind, floating with the clouds 756 00:47:58,030 --> 00:47:58,740 Careful! 757 00:47:58,860 --> 00:48:02,530 Riding on the wind, floating with the clouds 758 00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:05,360 Darling, let's fly 759 00:48:05,900 --> 00:48:09,990 Take me along with you, every day and night 760 00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:14,530 Careful, come with me. Hand-in-hand, we go 761 00:48:15,030 --> 00:48:16,780 Darling, let's fly 762 00:48:34,150 --> 00:48:37,400 This intoxicating evening 763 00:48:38,170 --> 00:48:41,650 Makes my head spin 764 00:48:42,180 --> 00:48:48,280 I can feel myself being pulled towards you 765 00:48:50,070 --> 00:48:53,610 This intoxicating evening 766 00:48:54,190 --> 00:48:57,650 Makes my head spin 767 00:48:58,190 --> 00:49:03,690 I can feel myself being pulled towards you 768 00:49:06,240 --> 00:49:07,640 How are you, my dear? 769 00:49:07,910 --> 00:49:09,490 What's on your mind? 770 00:49:09,940 --> 00:49:13,250 You got all stirred up, oh ho ho... 771 00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:16,940 And slipped away just like that, aa aa aa... 772 00:49:17,380 --> 00:49:20,530 Where do we slip off to next? 773 00:49:20,720 --> 00:49:24,600 I'm sending a pin, be careful, don't get pricked. 774 00:49:35,370 --> 00:49:39,490 The weather can't be trusted today 775 00:49:43,410 --> 00:49:46,440 The weather today 776 00:49:49,070 --> 00:49:52,190 There's a storm on its way 777 00:49:57,190 --> 00:50:01,050 The weather is stormy today 778 00:50:02,840 --> 00:50:06,900 The weather can't be trusted today 779 00:50:10,820 --> 00:50:12,820 The weather today 780 00:50:18,910 --> 00:50:21,860 Gain something, lose something 781 00:50:23,810 --> 00:50:27,360 Lose something, gain something 782 00:50:28,790 --> 00:50:35,780 Life is full of meetings and partings. 783 00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:42,190 I always wondered why granny loved these old film songs. 784 00:50:42,610 --> 00:50:46,610 Now I get it. She loved the memories associated with them. 785 00:50:47,820 --> 00:50:53,990 Life has no meaning without our love story 786 00:50:57,360 --> 00:51:00,360 Our love song 787 00:51:18,620 --> 00:51:21,570 Love? No, I'm not in love with him, Granny. 788 00:51:23,110 --> 00:51:26,990 Me and Rocky - it's just a fling. It's just a thing. 789 00:51:28,240 --> 00:51:31,070 - Is it? - Yes, it is. 790 00:51:35,570 --> 00:51:36,860 Are you scared? 791 00:51:37,650 --> 00:51:40,280 Absolutely not. You're overreacting. 792 00:51:40,900 --> 00:51:43,110 Why are you ignoring your feelings? 793 00:51:43,990 --> 00:51:47,740 Look, my sweetie, you and I are so alike. 794 00:51:48,150 --> 00:51:51,030 You are a part of me. 795 00:51:51,740 --> 00:51:54,400 And for us nothing is ever just a fling. 796 00:51:54,740 --> 00:51:56,030 Just a thing. 797 00:51:56,990 --> 00:51:59,900 - When you think about love... - It's not love, Thakuma. 798 00:52:00,650 --> 00:52:02,440 Everything is permitted in love. 799 00:52:03,240 --> 00:52:06,240 Just think before you act. 800 00:52:09,070 --> 00:52:13,530 You may hold the steering wheel of relationships in your hand, 801 00:52:14,650 --> 00:52:17,940 but it's family that does the backseat driving. 802 00:52:18,530 --> 00:52:23,780 I mean both our families. 803 00:52:27,740 --> 00:52:28,900 Good night. 804 00:52:29,570 --> 00:52:30,690 Good night. 805 00:52:37,530 --> 00:52:38,940 It's not love. 806 00:52:41,400 --> 00:52:42,400 What time tomorrow? 807 00:52:42,650 --> 00:52:46,650 Not tomorrow, the day after. Tomorrow's my birthday. 808 00:52:46,860 --> 00:52:47,650 Burrday? 809 00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:50,190 That calls for a spashal sallibration. 810 00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:52,240 No way! No celebrations. 811 00:52:52,360 --> 00:52:54,820 I hate cakes, parties - everything. 812 00:52:55,030 --> 00:52:57,240 In fact, I prefer working on my birthday. 813 00:52:57,440 --> 00:53:00,240 A burrday is the best day. Can I give you a gift? 814 00:53:01,230 --> 00:53:02,070 Day after tomorrow. 815 00:53:02,190 --> 00:53:04,900 Oh no, naughty Chatterjee! 816 00:53:05,110 --> 00:53:06,900 That gift is my duty! 817 00:53:07,030 --> 00:53:09,620 What else can I give you? Gucci? LV? 818 00:53:09,740 --> 00:53:13,820 No, siree. Your choice won't do. Let's meet the day after. 819 00:53:14,030 --> 00:53:15,150 What's wrong with my choice? 820 00:53:17,940 --> 00:53:21,440 A party is a must for you, Miss Chatterjee. Vait and vatch! 821 00:53:21,900 --> 00:53:25,030 - So Rani, what birthday plans? - None. You know me. 822 00:53:27,690 --> 00:53:31,650 Come on, baby. Sit in my car 823 00:53:32,220 --> 00:53:36,050 Come on, baby. Sit in my car 824 00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:41,070 We'll go on a long drive, full speed. Stopping nowhere. 825 00:53:42,820 --> 00:53:45,070 - Didn't I tell you? - Come on! 826 00:53:45,430 --> 00:53:47,110 - Go away. - Please. 827 00:53:47,350 --> 00:53:49,320 - No. - Yes. 828 00:53:50,280 --> 00:53:51,650 Let's go. 829 00:53:53,740 --> 00:53:55,940 Sweetie, where to? 830 00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:02,780 - Where? - Right here. 831 00:54:03,900 --> 00:54:05,940 Why have we come to this junk shop? 832 00:54:06,140 --> 00:54:08,190 No patience at all. 833 00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:10,190 - Right. Take right. - OK. 834 00:54:11,460 --> 00:54:12,280 Now? 835 00:54:13,010 --> 00:54:13,780 Rocky? 836 00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:15,820 Rocky? 837 00:54:21,030 --> 00:54:22,150 Rocky? 838 00:54:28,740 --> 00:54:29,860 Hallos and valcomes. 839 00:54:32,650 --> 00:54:33,530 Vintaege vibes. 840 00:54:39,580 --> 00:54:43,280 Listen! Miss Chatterjee, my heart's matter-jee 841 00:54:44,070 --> 00:54:47,990 The Calcutta girl is mad at me 842 00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:50,570 Gotta make it better-jee. 843 00:54:50,740 --> 00:54:52,320 B-e-t-t-e-r! 844 00:54:55,250 --> 00:54:57,420 B-e-t-t-e-r! 845 00:54:59,630 --> 00:55:01,740 Listen! Miss Chatterjee 846 00:55:01,860 --> 00:55:04,010 My heart's matter-jee 847 00:55:04,130 --> 00:55:08,030 The Calcutta girl is mad at me 848 00:55:08,550 --> 00:55:10,690 Gotta make it better-jee. 849 00:55:10,810 --> 00:55:13,100 B-e-t-t-e-r! 850 00:55:15,290 --> 00:55:17,440 B-e-t-t-e-r! 851 00:55:20,940 --> 00:55:24,240 - Rocky, what's all this? - I know you liking old Hindi songs. 852 00:55:24,440 --> 00:55:28,070 Your lover listened to many songs to find one with your name! 853 00:55:28,190 --> 00:55:29,620 'It's Rani's birthday.' 854 00:55:29,740 --> 00:55:32,690 I know, Alexa, thank you very much! 855 00:55:33,240 --> 00:55:36,400 I aalso know you don't like cakes, 856 00:55:36,690 --> 00:55:39,690 but you can't have something against laddoos. 857 00:55:40,190 --> 00:55:43,860 Cakes have refined sugar, and these have Indian ghee. 858 00:55:44,230 --> 00:55:45,400 So haalth benefits! 859 00:55:45,570 --> 00:55:48,740 Come over here and cut the laddoo. Make a wish! 860 00:55:49,320 --> 00:55:52,110 May Rocky's hotness and cuteness be everlasting! 861 00:55:52,240 --> 00:55:54,280 May his body-fat stay in single digits. 862 00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:55,550 A Chanel bag... 863 00:55:59,780 --> 00:56:01,030 Happy Burrday! 864 00:56:01,570 --> 00:56:04,700 Have a little. Don't get fat, even if it's your burrdday. 865 00:56:10,330 --> 00:56:12,150 Many happy returns of the day. 866 00:56:12,370 --> 00:56:13,360 Thank you. 867 00:56:35,690 --> 00:56:39,530 I was thinking like this is a-spacious day. 868 00:56:41,030 --> 00:56:43,990 So let's go all the way. Make it a bigger day. 869 00:56:44,110 --> 00:56:45,440 Rocky, I must go home. 870 00:56:46,110 --> 00:56:46,990 What's wrong? 871 00:56:47,110 --> 00:56:49,650 It's nothing. It's... 872 00:56:51,030 --> 00:56:52,610 Thank you, it's lovely. 873 00:56:52,900 --> 00:56:55,570 But I must get home. My family's waiting for me. 874 00:56:55,860 --> 00:57:00,150 Yes, you must be with the family on your burrday. 875 00:57:00,360 --> 00:57:02,320 It's all about loving your family. 876 00:57:02,530 --> 00:57:04,320 Yeah, it's all about the family. 877 00:57:06,110 --> 00:57:08,530 - Will you drop me home? - Of course. 878 00:57:08,650 --> 00:57:10,650 - Huh? I'll... - Yeah. 879 00:57:22,650 --> 00:57:26,440 The NGO in Kashmir has agreed. When do you want to go? 880 00:57:26,990 --> 00:57:27,900 Rani! 881 00:57:28,990 --> 00:57:30,360 - Rani! - Rocky! 882 00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:33,820 Somen! I'm sorry. I-I heard you! 883 00:57:38,650 --> 00:57:41,690 Guys, can we please take? I gotta go. Yeah? 884 00:57:42,300 --> 00:57:44,070 All right, guys, let's go for a take. 885 00:57:44,830 --> 00:57:48,490 Thakuma and your grandfather are sitting in the garden. They're singing loudly. 886 00:57:49,060 --> 00:57:49,740 Where are you? 887 00:57:52,570 --> 00:57:53,440 Rocky? 888 00:57:57,990 --> 00:57:59,740 Rocky, what is all this? 889 00:58:02,430 --> 00:58:05,190 Come on, Rocky. Stop it. Where are you? 890 00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:10,440 Hi, babez. 891 00:58:10,900 --> 00:58:11,900 Valcome! 892 00:58:13,610 --> 00:58:15,320 To garden of the galaxy! 893 00:58:19,190 --> 00:58:21,070 I know you were feeling awks yesterday. 894 00:58:21,440 --> 00:58:22,990 Everything was low-key. 895 00:58:23,570 --> 00:58:24,900 Then I realised, 896 00:58:25,940 --> 00:58:30,650 to sweep Rani off her feet, we need big canvas moviemaker Rajamouli. 897 00:58:31,400 --> 00:58:32,320 Rocky, you don't - 898 00:58:36,690 --> 00:58:39,690 Today was legs day. But I skipped it. 899 00:58:40,650 --> 00:58:42,650 So I can go down on my knees. 900 00:58:43,230 --> 00:58:45,900 Rocky, please! Don't do that. 901 00:58:48,110 --> 00:58:50,820 We love one another. So marriage is the natural next stap, no? 902 00:58:50,940 --> 00:58:53,940 OK, Rocky, slow down. 903 00:58:54,690 --> 00:58:57,650 Whatever's happening between us... I'm having a lot of fun. 904 00:58:57,780 --> 00:59:00,040 But it's not a love story, 905 00:59:01,240 --> 00:59:03,990 it's a lust story. It's just physical, that's it. 906 00:59:04,740 --> 00:59:08,360 Just a physical... nothing emotional? 907 00:59:09,070 --> 00:59:11,530 Emotional? How, Rocky? 908 00:59:11,900 --> 00:59:15,650 We've only just met. Do you really know me? 909 00:59:16,110 --> 00:59:19,280 We should understand each other's feelings, thoughts. 910 00:59:19,850 --> 00:59:23,440 What about politics, social reform, defence, education? 911 00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:26,860 - Do you have an opinion about anything? - Have you ever asked me? 912 00:59:27,550 --> 00:59:31,160 The problem is you think I'm a duffer. Ask me something. 913 00:59:31,280 --> 00:59:33,690 I'll outwit Google, or my name isn't Rocky. 914 00:59:33,900 --> 00:59:35,440 - Rocky, let it drop. - Ask! 915 00:59:35,650 --> 00:59:36,900 - No... - Today you must. 916 00:59:37,030 --> 00:59:38,690 I don't want to take an IQ test, Rocky. 917 00:59:38,820 --> 00:59:40,110 Ask me a question. 918 00:59:40,240 --> 00:59:41,620 - Let it go! - Ask! 919 00:59:41,740 --> 00:59:43,820 Where in India is West Bengal? 920 00:59:43,940 --> 00:59:45,190 In the West. But obvio... 921 00:59:45,820 --> 00:59:48,240 - The East! - A trick question. 922 00:59:48,570 --> 00:59:50,530 - Another one. - Rocky, never mind. 923 00:59:50,650 --> 00:59:52,650 Rani, do you think you're the only aedjucated one? 924 00:59:52,780 --> 00:59:55,280 - Who is India's President? - Dr. Rajendra Prasad. 925 00:59:55,740 --> 00:59:56,860 Droupadi Murmu. 926 00:59:56,990 --> 00:59:58,780 Rajendra Prasad was our first president, Rocky. 927 00:59:58,990 --> 01:00:00,740 You didn't spacify! First or last. 928 01:00:01,030 --> 01:00:03,070 Are you serious? You're talking like a kid now. 929 01:00:03,240 --> 01:00:05,110 Rocky, the point is we're very different. 930 01:00:05,320 --> 01:00:08,110 And more importantly, our families are very different. 931 01:00:08,400 --> 01:00:09,240 I'll be very honest with you. 932 01:00:09,360 --> 01:00:12,990 Seeing your granny and mother veiled, I felt suffocated. 933 01:00:13,240 --> 01:00:17,320 Don't attack my family. So why did you start our affair? 934 01:00:17,530 --> 01:00:19,990 Was it only me? You did nothing? 935 01:00:20,690 --> 01:00:21,780 Basically, 936 01:00:23,820 --> 01:00:26,650 - you were using my body. - What? 937 01:00:26,900 --> 01:00:29,900 In the 70s, your modern granny used my grandpa. 938 01:00:31,240 --> 01:00:32,740 Don't attack my family. 939 01:00:32,990 --> 01:00:35,280 Let me make one thing very clear, Rocky. 940 01:00:35,400 --> 01:00:37,530 Neither of us used each other. 941 01:00:37,650 --> 01:00:40,150 Whatever happened between us was consensual. 942 01:00:43,070 --> 01:00:44,190 Can you repeat? 943 01:00:46,320 --> 01:00:49,570 Consensual means we did it willingly. 944 01:00:49,690 --> 01:00:51,320 You were willing, so was I. 945 01:00:53,240 --> 01:00:54,360 Grandma was right. 946 01:00:55,780 --> 01:00:57,940 "Never be too sweet or you'll be eaten up." 947 01:00:58,320 --> 01:01:00,030 - Stop it, Rocky. - Ya, let's stop it. 948 01:01:00,900 --> 01:01:02,320 Yes, let's stop our story. 949 01:01:03,240 --> 01:01:04,360 I'm breaking off. 950 01:01:04,650 --> 01:01:06,740 Rocky, you're overreacting. Rocky, stop! 951 01:01:06,940 --> 01:01:08,650 Let's talk. Where you going? 952 01:01:08,860 --> 01:01:10,360 To learn the names of our presidents. 953 01:01:11,070 --> 01:01:13,070 Is this love or a college exam? 954 01:01:15,550 --> 01:01:18,690 Like a fool I've had this ring in my pocket for days. 955 01:01:20,610 --> 01:01:23,530 I wear the latest fashion, Rani. But my heart's old-fashioned. 956 01:01:24,940 --> 01:01:26,570 I don't want just physical. 957 01:01:26,900 --> 01:01:29,600 Mental, emotional, consexual. All or nothing. 958 01:01:30,740 --> 01:01:33,110 But you have nothing for me in your heart. 959 01:01:33,740 --> 01:01:34,530 OK. 960 01:01:37,380 --> 01:01:38,240 Whatevs... 961 01:01:39,190 --> 01:01:40,070 Rocky! 962 01:01:42,150 --> 01:01:44,070 Rocky, say what you want. 963 01:02:12,940 --> 01:02:14,190 Rani, listen. 964 01:02:14,320 --> 01:02:16,940 Thakuma, it's too much. I don't want to discuss this. 965 01:02:17,410 --> 01:02:20,900 I shouldn't waste time with such a family, nor should you. That's it. 966 01:02:21,030 --> 01:02:25,150 Right. After all, it's just a fling, just a thing. No? 967 01:02:25,280 --> 01:02:26,360 Yeah. 968 01:02:27,940 --> 01:02:29,320 It's just a fling. 969 01:02:33,360 --> 01:02:36,400 Whenever I imagine you can't do anything worse, 970 01:02:36,680 --> 01:02:38,530 you break your own record. 971 01:02:38,690 --> 01:02:39,650 Listen to his side. 972 01:02:40,740 --> 01:02:42,400 - Papa-ji... - Stop. Enough! 973 01:02:44,570 --> 01:02:48,070 If I catch this Romeo and Juliet together again, 974 01:02:48,550 --> 01:02:51,740 you'll be walking over my dead body. 975 01:03:10,270 --> 01:03:11,350 He blocked me. 976 01:03:16,200 --> 01:03:20,000 Grandpa, you must forget Jamini. 977 01:03:21,450 --> 01:03:25,310 These Chatterjee girls... they are ditchers! 978 01:03:26,830 --> 01:03:28,440 They are ditchers! 979 01:03:32,220 --> 01:03:33,510 Give me a hug! 980 01:03:35,350 --> 01:03:40,910 So, ready for the Kashmir work trip? 981 01:03:41,330 --> 01:03:42,990 You know, Somen, I'm so ready. 982 01:03:43,120 --> 01:03:46,030 And I'm so excited that I just can't control myself. 983 01:03:48,870 --> 01:03:50,530 - Somen. - Hmm? 984 01:03:51,370 --> 01:03:52,530 Can you hug me? 985 01:03:54,280 --> 01:03:56,580 A hug? You know? 986 01:03:57,370 --> 01:03:58,370 Here? 987 01:03:59,760 --> 01:04:01,030 Then where? 988 01:04:02,330 --> 01:04:03,480 Hug me, Somen! 989 01:04:13,640 --> 01:04:15,030 Forget it. 990 01:04:16,170 --> 01:04:18,080 - Let's try again. From this side? - No! 991 01:04:18,990 --> 01:04:21,120 It's fine... it's fine. 992 01:04:22,200 --> 01:04:23,620 It's not fine. 993 01:05:03,820 --> 01:05:07,740 Colourless were the days 994 01:05:09,220 --> 01:05:13,070 Colourless were the nights 995 01:05:14,510 --> 01:05:18,110 To my world 996 01:05:19,140 --> 01:05:22,200 You brought colour 997 01:05:25,260 --> 01:05:28,450 Bland were the moments 998 01:05:30,570 --> 01:05:33,610 Lived till today 999 01:05:35,870 --> 01:05:38,450 To my world 1000 01:05:40,530 --> 01:05:43,030 You brought life 1001 01:05:46,360 --> 01:05:48,570 Paths going nowhere 1002 01:05:49,020 --> 01:05:51,280 Now lead somewhere 1003 01:05:51,710 --> 01:05:54,200 You make all troubles disappear 1004 01:05:54,400 --> 01:05:56,700 You can be trouble too 1005 01:05:57,150 --> 01:05:59,240 Since the day we met 1006 01:05:59,670 --> 01:06:01,930 Since the day we met 1007 01:06:02,380 --> 01:06:04,400 I'm no longer me 1008 01:06:05,030 --> 01:06:07,070 Since the day we met 1009 01:06:07,680 --> 01:06:11,070 My heart came to flower 1010 01:06:13,040 --> 01:06:15,320 With the coming of spring 1011 01:06:15,660 --> 01:06:17,780 Since the day we met 1012 01:06:18,330 --> 01:06:20,710 Since the day we met 1013 01:06:21,060 --> 01:06:23,240 Since the day we met 1014 01:06:23,690 --> 01:06:25,840 Since the day we met 1015 01:06:26,380 --> 01:06:28,380 Since the day we met 1016 01:06:50,230 --> 01:06:54,200 The pages of our life were blank 1017 01:06:55,490 --> 01:06:58,990 Without love in our lives 1018 01:07:00,990 --> 01:07:04,740 Heartaches run through lines of verse 1019 01:07:06,160 --> 01:07:09,570 For those with love stories 1020 01:07:11,650 --> 01:07:15,860 There was a time when we had no name 1021 01:07:16,990 --> 01:07:21,110 Now they call us the eternal lovers 1022 01:07:22,320 --> 01:07:24,320 Since the day we met 1023 01:07:25,060 --> 01:07:27,130 Since the day we met 1024 01:07:27,680 --> 01:07:29,990 I'm no longer me 1025 01:07:30,350 --> 01:07:32,320 Since the day we met 1026 01:07:33,070 --> 01:07:37,360 My heart came to flower 1027 01:07:38,360 --> 01:07:40,740 With the coming of spring 1028 01:07:41,070 --> 01:07:42,950 Since the day we met 1029 01:07:43,550 --> 01:07:45,530 Since the day we met 1030 01:07:46,390 --> 01:07:48,240 Since the day we met 1031 01:07:49,080 --> 01:07:51,220 Since the day we met 1032 01:07:51,740 --> 01:07:53,920 Since the day we met 1033 01:07:54,590 --> 01:07:56,450 Since the day we met 1034 01:07:57,040 --> 01:07:58,800 Since the day we met 1035 01:07:59,700 --> 01:08:01,300 Since the day we met 1036 01:08:02,360 --> 01:08:03,950 Since the day we met 1037 01:08:05,140 --> 01:08:06,930 Since the day we met 1038 01:08:07,670 --> 01:08:09,340 Since the day we met 1039 01:08:10,350 --> 01:08:11,850 Since the day we met 1040 01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:14,980 Since the day we met 1041 01:08:15,660 --> 01:08:17,600 Since the day we met 1042 01:08:18,340 --> 01:08:20,380 Since the day we met 1043 01:08:21,010 --> 01:08:23,160 Since the day we met 1044 01:08:23,650 --> 01:08:25,140 Since the day we met 1045 01:08:30,430 --> 01:08:32,400 Get the proforma. Get the work done. 1046 01:08:34,260 --> 01:08:36,380 Come on, baby. Sit in my car 1047 01:08:36,660 --> 01:08:38,720 Come on, baby. Sit in my car 1048 01:08:38,970 --> 01:08:41,050 Come on, baby. Sit in my car 1049 01:08:41,340 --> 01:08:43,560 Come on, baby. Sit in my car 1050 01:08:44,610 --> 01:08:46,660 - Rocky. - Go away! 1051 01:08:46,900 --> 01:08:49,320 Rocky, two minutes. I want to talk to you. 1052 01:08:50,820 --> 01:08:51,760 Rocky! 1053 01:08:52,890 --> 01:08:53,780 Shut up! 1054 01:09:02,450 --> 01:09:03,980 Rocky and Rani 1055 01:09:06,450 --> 01:09:08,030 Rocky and Rani 1056 01:09:10,440 --> 01:09:11,830 Rocky, stop! 1057 01:09:14,340 --> 01:09:17,890 Rocky and Rani's Love Story 1058 01:09:20,280 --> 01:09:21,610 Rocky, stop, please. 1059 01:09:25,380 --> 01:09:29,150 Their love is modern 1060 01:09:29,410 --> 01:09:33,160 But they fight conventionally 1061 01:09:33,440 --> 01:09:35,100 Rocky and Rani 1062 01:09:35,220 --> 01:09:37,120 Rocky and Rani 1063 01:09:45,440 --> 01:09:47,150 Rocky and Rani 1064 01:09:47,420 --> 01:09:49,080 Rocky and Rani 1065 01:09:51,230 --> 01:09:52,570 Damn it! 1066 01:09:59,880 --> 01:10:02,110 Vot the bluddy hell! You're crazy. 1067 01:10:02,240 --> 01:10:03,990 I told you to stop the car. 1068 01:10:04,110 --> 01:10:05,490 I wrapped my car two weeks ago. 1069 01:10:05,610 --> 01:10:08,820 - Why did you block me? - You sent hundreds of messages. 1070 01:10:09,530 --> 01:10:11,400 I didn't understand your English. 1071 01:10:12,200 --> 01:10:13,820 Be quiet. I want to talk. 1072 01:10:13,950 --> 01:10:16,150 You never let anyone speak. 1073 01:10:16,790 --> 01:10:18,200 Be quiet! 1074 01:10:19,220 --> 01:10:21,900 I'll do the talking. Shut up! 1075 01:10:23,900 --> 01:10:26,070 I graduated from LSR. 1076 01:10:26,360 --> 01:10:29,110 Did my post-grad in Columbia. All my exes were high achievers. 1077 01:10:29,240 --> 01:10:31,070 Some in economics, others in banking. 1078 01:10:31,200 --> 01:10:33,400 One is looking for the cure to cancer. Seriously! 1079 01:10:35,050 --> 01:10:37,070 Then you landed up in my life, 1080 01:10:38,240 --> 01:10:41,780 with a protein shake in your hand and a shirt wide open. 1081 01:10:42,110 --> 01:10:45,320 Limitless hotness and in strange English, you said: 1082 01:10:45,450 --> 01:10:49,240 "Hi, Rani! How's you? Rocky Randhawa this side." 1083 01:10:50,420 --> 01:10:53,780 My head said we had nothing in common. 1084 01:10:53,900 --> 01:10:58,200 It's just a physical thing. Just a fling, just a thing. 1085 01:10:58,320 --> 01:10:59,570 But, no... 1086 01:11:03,200 --> 01:11:04,780 I was wrong. 1087 01:11:06,900 --> 01:11:08,740 My heart got in the way. 1088 01:11:14,290 --> 01:11:17,950 Rocky Randhawa from Karol Bagh, I'm in love with you. 1089 01:11:19,240 --> 01:11:22,320 I see you everywhere, that kinda love. 1090 01:11:23,520 --> 01:11:27,240 I hear violins playing, that kinda love. 1091 01:11:27,490 --> 01:11:30,900 To hold your hand forever, that kinda love. 1092 01:11:31,150 --> 01:11:33,490 Endless love, that kinda love. 1093 01:11:35,860 --> 01:11:38,280 Give our love story another chance. 1094 01:11:39,570 --> 01:11:41,070 Rocky Randhawa this side. 1095 01:11:41,860 --> 01:11:43,240 Come to my side. 1096 01:11:46,030 --> 01:11:46,990 Please? 1097 01:11:51,150 --> 01:11:52,150 Please... 1098 01:12:16,330 --> 01:12:22,490 Don't go away, don't leave me now 1099 01:12:24,740 --> 01:12:30,280 My heart hasn't had its fill of you 1100 01:12:42,970 --> 01:12:47,240 Don't go away, don't leave me now 1101 01:12:47,720 --> 01:12:51,700 My heart hasn't had its fill of you 1102 01:12:52,400 --> 01:12:56,550 Don't go away, don't leave me now 1103 01:12:57,150 --> 01:13:01,070 My heart hasn't had its fill of you 1104 01:13:01,640 --> 01:13:05,950 This is a story that has no end 1105 01:13:11,090 --> 01:13:14,900 No, not now. No, not now 1106 01:13:15,750 --> 01:13:18,950 No, no, no, no 1107 01:13:20,440 --> 01:13:24,280 Don't go away, don't leave me now 1108 01:13:24,860 --> 01:13:28,860 My heart hasn't had its fill of you 1109 01:13:32,110 --> 01:13:33,490 Don't mind. 1110 01:13:36,830 --> 01:13:40,720 Don't go away, don't leave me now 1111 01:13:41,280 --> 01:13:45,190 My heart hasn't had its fill of you 1112 01:13:45,800 --> 01:13:49,840 Don't go away, don't leave me now 1113 01:13:50,410 --> 01:13:54,250 My heart hasn't had its fill of you 1114 01:14:00,100 --> 01:14:01,820 What will it be? 1115 01:14:02,200 --> 01:14:03,950 Dastination or Dhanlakshmi? 1116 01:14:04,280 --> 01:14:06,110 - What? - Our wedding. 1117 01:14:14,400 --> 01:14:15,530 What is it now? 1118 01:14:15,900 --> 01:14:16,860 Roc - 1119 01:14:19,130 --> 01:14:20,180 Rani! 1120 01:14:23,030 --> 01:14:24,740 - So you want to get married? - Yes. 1121 01:14:24,950 --> 01:14:27,990 Your groom is coming on a white horse for you! 1122 01:14:28,110 --> 01:14:28,950 Hold your horses! 1123 01:14:29,070 --> 01:14:31,150 Tell me where will we live after we get married? 1124 01:14:31,360 --> 01:14:34,240 - Randhawa Paradise. Where else? - See! That's the problem! 1125 01:14:34,520 --> 01:14:37,950 What problem? After marrizz, the lady moves to the husband's house. 1126 01:14:38,070 --> 01:14:40,200 After marriage, the wife moves to her husband's! 1127 01:14:40,320 --> 01:14:43,200 Who wrote that rule? Is it in the Constitution? 1128 01:14:43,320 --> 01:14:44,450 I dunno. I never read it. 1129 01:14:44,570 --> 01:14:46,780 Baby, it's not in the Constitution. 1130 01:14:46,900 --> 01:14:50,740 Everyone assumes the girl will live at her husband's after marriage. 1131 01:14:51,570 --> 01:14:54,320 You move in and you'll see, we'll adjust. 1132 01:14:54,450 --> 01:14:56,320 Adjust? When was the last time you adjusted? 1133 01:14:56,450 --> 01:14:58,990 You never adjust. And eventually I know what'll happen. 1134 01:14:59,110 --> 01:15:01,610 I'll end up doing all the adjusting, and I'm not OK with that. 1135 01:15:01,740 --> 01:15:03,130 Don't get cross. 1136 01:15:03,780 --> 01:15:06,570 I'm not arguing. I agree with you. 1137 01:15:06,820 --> 01:15:10,570 Be gentle. Handle with care. I'm a fragile. 1138 01:15:10,990 --> 01:15:12,360 My baby. 1139 01:15:13,200 --> 01:15:19,200 Once we get married, would you consider living with my family? 1140 01:15:20,110 --> 01:15:23,650 - Don't split up my family. - This is exactly what I'm saying. 1141 01:15:23,810 --> 01:15:28,110 Wouldn't my family be split up, if I moved to Randhawa Paradise? 1142 01:15:28,960 --> 01:15:30,950 It must work both ways, no? 1143 01:15:32,110 --> 01:15:36,450 So let's have it your fancy way. What do you want? Live-in? 1144 01:15:36,990 --> 01:15:38,990 I wish! Live-in won't change anything. 1145 01:15:39,110 --> 01:15:42,240 The problem is our families are so different. 1146 01:15:43,200 --> 01:15:45,650 We may hold the steering wheel in our hands, 1147 01:15:45,780 --> 01:15:48,450 but it's the family that does the backseat driving. That's a fact. 1148 01:15:48,570 --> 01:15:51,860 Who drives from the backseat? Nonsense, Rani. 1149 01:15:51,990 --> 01:15:53,650 I didn't mean it literally, Rocky. 1150 01:15:53,820 --> 01:15:55,860 - It's a metaphor. - Metaphor, meanz? 1151 01:15:55,990 --> 01:15:58,860 - So our families are different. - Our families are very different. 1152 01:15:58,990 --> 01:16:00,400 We have very different ideologies... 1153 01:16:00,530 --> 01:16:05,240 You want me to live with your family? And you live with mine? 1154 01:16:05,360 --> 01:16:08,770 Are you suggesting you'll live with my family and I... Oh my God! 1155 01:16:10,410 --> 01:16:11,650 Oh my God. 1156 01:16:15,360 --> 01:16:17,450 - Genius! - Who? 1157 01:16:22,070 --> 01:16:23,450 You're a genius. 1158 01:16:26,650 --> 01:16:27,450 That's true! 1159 01:16:27,700 --> 01:16:28,820 What are you saying? 1160 01:16:29,110 --> 01:16:30,450 Ma, hear me out please. 1161 01:16:30,570 --> 01:16:32,950 It's outrageous. 1162 01:16:33,490 --> 01:16:36,280 Why are you experimenting with your life? 1163 01:16:36,780 --> 01:16:39,860 In fact, if more people experimented before marriage, 1164 01:16:39,990 --> 01:16:42,400 there'd be less divorces in the world. Don't you think? 1165 01:16:42,780 --> 01:16:45,570 It's for only three months. Think of him as a house guest. 1166 01:16:45,700 --> 01:16:47,320 House guest? A house pest! 1167 01:16:47,450 --> 01:16:51,110 Exactly. Exactly. That Rambo... Randhawa... 1168 01:16:51,240 --> 01:16:52,620 - Rocky! - Yes! Rocky. 1169 01:16:52,950 --> 01:16:54,780 You must understand Rocky... 1170 01:16:54,900 --> 01:16:55,820 Tomato allergy! 1171 01:16:55,950 --> 01:16:57,610 And I'm allergic to that boy. 1172 01:16:57,730 --> 01:16:59,320 Allergic is a bit overdramatic, Baba. 1173 01:16:59,570 --> 01:17:03,320 How can we possibly live with that madcap for three months? 1174 01:17:03,990 --> 01:17:06,160 Plus that boy, he's got no class, no standards. 1175 01:17:06,280 --> 01:17:07,780 Class and standards? 1176 01:17:08,530 --> 01:17:10,780 Father, you're so educated, is this how you think? 1177 01:17:11,030 --> 01:17:12,530 No, no, one second. I don't know about Rocky, 1178 01:17:12,650 --> 01:17:14,160 but I think you have double standards, father. 1179 01:17:14,280 --> 01:17:15,530 Mind your manners. 1180 01:17:15,650 --> 01:17:18,490 - Did you hear what he said? - What did I say? 1181 01:17:18,990 --> 01:17:19,990 Stop it! 1182 01:17:21,320 --> 01:17:22,280 Come here. 1183 01:17:22,490 --> 01:17:25,030 Ma, put some sense into her. 1184 01:17:26,690 --> 01:17:27,490 Tell me. 1185 01:17:27,780 --> 01:17:32,990 If neither of you can adjust to each other's family, then what? 1186 01:17:34,200 --> 01:17:36,530 End of your relationship? 1187 01:17:37,320 --> 01:17:41,450 Thakuma, I know you ended your relationship because of your family. 1188 01:17:41,650 --> 01:17:43,950 And I respect that. But times have changed. 1189 01:17:44,530 --> 01:17:48,030 Rocky and I love each other very much. We're going to make this work. 1190 01:17:48,350 --> 01:17:50,110 What's not working right now are you guys. 1191 01:17:50,240 --> 01:17:53,650 You should support me. Is that too much to ask? 1192 01:17:56,950 --> 01:17:59,280 Have you gone crazy? I'll give you one slap. 1193 01:17:59,740 --> 01:18:01,400 Shut up! Don't butt in. 1194 01:18:01,820 --> 01:18:04,990 - How dare you? - Tijori, one minute. 1195 01:18:07,100 --> 01:18:12,360 So, in three months, Rani will decide if our family is worthy of her. Yes? 1196 01:18:12,820 --> 01:18:14,740 No, grandma. You're getting it all wrong. 1197 01:18:15,280 --> 01:18:17,030 What if we don't like Rani? 1198 01:18:17,950 --> 01:18:20,240 Will you do as I say? 1199 01:18:24,450 --> 01:18:26,820 Grandma, your word is final for me. 1200 01:18:27,650 --> 01:18:30,650 But for my sake, 1201 01:18:33,450 --> 01:18:36,150 give Rani a genuine chance? 1202 01:18:44,110 --> 01:18:48,110 I agree. I accept. Go tell her. 1203 01:18:48,240 --> 01:18:50,610 - Mummy! - I've said what I had to. 1204 01:18:52,700 --> 01:18:53,820 Now go! 1205 01:18:53,950 --> 01:18:56,950 I want to talk to Tijori alone. Everyone, go. 1206 01:18:57,420 --> 01:19:01,300 The whole world is for me 1207 01:19:03,280 --> 01:19:05,610 Mummy, what are you doing? You agreed? 1208 01:19:08,200 --> 01:19:09,950 Do you want to lose your only son? 1209 01:19:10,860 --> 01:19:11,490 Hmm? 1210 01:19:13,030 --> 01:19:16,450 Have you seen his eyes? He's in love. 1211 01:19:17,280 --> 01:19:19,450 That love will turn to rebellion. 1212 01:19:19,820 --> 01:19:21,650 He'll turn his back on us and leave. 1213 01:19:21,950 --> 01:19:23,280 Who'll inherit our empire? 1214 01:19:24,110 --> 01:19:25,570 Who will be your heir? 1215 01:19:31,860 --> 01:19:33,240 Let the girl come. 1216 01:19:34,160 --> 01:19:37,610 Three months? She won't last a week. 1217 01:19:40,440 --> 01:19:43,950 If I don't put an end to their love story, 1218 01:19:45,710 --> 01:19:47,320 my name is not Dhanlakshmi. 1219 01:19:47,810 --> 01:19:49,010 Understand? 1220 01:20:15,260 --> 01:20:16,550 I see you near me, yeah 1221 01:20:16,800 --> 01:20:18,510 Take care of my heart, yeah 1222 01:20:18,760 --> 01:20:20,550 Why the distance between us? 1223 01:20:20,780 --> 01:20:22,630 I can see you 1224 01:20:23,260 --> 01:20:26,430 Without you the world is poison 1225 01:20:26,760 --> 01:20:28,550 No one can take you from me 1226 01:20:28,790 --> 01:20:30,590 I fought so much for you, yeah 1227 01:20:31,220 --> 01:20:34,880 I can't handle the heat, you're fire 1228 01:20:35,260 --> 01:20:38,680 I'll make you mine, that's my desire 1229 01:20:39,290 --> 01:20:42,870 I can't handle the heat, you're fire 1230 01:20:43,290 --> 01:20:45,320 I'll make you mine 1231 01:20:46,120 --> 01:20:49,930 Baby, I'm your lover 1232 01:20:50,280 --> 01:20:53,760 Baby, I'm your lover 1233 01:21:04,840 --> 01:21:07,200 [Chanting] 1234 01:21:07,500 --> 01:21:08,650 Sorry, my bags... 1235 01:21:09,120 --> 01:21:17,440 [Chanting] 1236 01:21:28,110 --> 01:21:29,690 'Prasad' is first offered to guests. 1237 01:21:32,120 --> 01:21:33,320 Right hand. 1238 01:21:38,810 --> 01:21:39,980 - I wanted... - Give some... 1239 01:21:42,580 --> 01:21:44,320 Give some to everyone in the house. 1240 01:21:47,060 --> 01:21:48,440 I'd like to say something. 1241 01:21:49,310 --> 01:21:51,900 I know that our culture, 1242 01:21:52,120 --> 01:21:55,400 our backgrounds, even our thinking is very different. 1243 01:21:56,850 --> 01:21:59,650 - But we have something in common... - We have nothing in common. 1244 01:22:03,660 --> 01:22:04,400 We do. 1245 01:22:05,720 --> 01:22:07,320 Our love for Rocky. 1246 01:22:08,780 --> 01:22:10,190 Since when have you known Rocky? 1247 01:22:12,460 --> 01:22:13,610 7 months, 17 days. 1248 01:22:14,890 --> 01:22:16,070 You have a good memory. 1249 01:22:16,400 --> 01:22:21,190 You hardly know him, and we've known him all his life. 1250 01:22:26,190 --> 01:22:27,610 Ironically enough though, 1251 01:22:28,390 --> 01:22:31,940 sometimes a few moments give you enough love for a lifetime. 1252 01:22:33,070 --> 01:22:35,230 Sometimes a lifetime together 1253 01:22:35,780 --> 01:22:37,400 doesn't give you love. 1254 01:22:41,650 --> 01:22:43,570 You have a way with words. 1255 01:22:43,980 --> 01:22:47,980 Your style must work on your TV channel. 1256 01:22:48,990 --> 01:22:52,280 But our home is guided by certain principles. 1257 01:22:53,360 --> 01:22:57,190 This is the first time we've broken the rules. 1258 01:22:58,320 --> 01:23:01,190 We believe no decent girl 1259 01:23:01,820 --> 01:23:05,780 should be living in a stranger's house without being married. 1260 01:23:06,810 --> 01:23:08,230 I have only one request. 1261 01:23:08,850 --> 01:23:12,610 Treat me as a family member, not as a guest. 1262 01:23:14,320 --> 01:23:16,650 I'm sure we could try. 1263 01:23:17,600 --> 01:23:20,320 We are trying, that's why you're here. 1264 01:23:20,900 --> 01:23:22,610 Dinner will be served at 9. 1265 01:23:30,280 --> 01:23:32,240 You can't find the way. Don't go round in circles. 1266 01:23:32,360 --> 01:23:36,070 Why don't you make use of the magnificence of the global positioning system? 1267 01:23:36,360 --> 01:23:37,320 In English, please. 1268 01:23:37,530 --> 01:23:39,190 GPS is English. 1269 01:23:39,320 --> 01:23:41,410 Why do you always have to use such big, huge words? 1270 01:23:41,530 --> 01:23:42,330 Hallo. 1271 01:23:43,970 --> 01:23:46,530 Hallo and valcome. 1272 01:23:47,510 --> 01:23:48,730 Rocky Randhawa! 1273 01:23:49,830 --> 01:23:52,900 All I wish to say, coming here today 1274 01:23:53,430 --> 01:23:56,080 I'm so heppy, so heppy. 1275 01:23:56,860 --> 01:23:59,700 I'm so full of heppiness that I could burst! 1276 01:24:00,050 --> 01:24:02,150 Just too heppy to be here. 1277 01:24:02,320 --> 01:24:04,690 That calls for a team huddle. 1278 01:24:11,110 --> 01:24:12,610 No huddle? No cuddle? 1279 01:24:13,570 --> 01:24:15,150 - Rocky, come. - Thakuma! 1280 01:24:16,460 --> 01:24:18,150 - Looking hot and sexy... - Mother! 1281 01:24:18,280 --> 01:24:20,900 just like Sridevi in that song about the endless night. 1282 01:24:21,140 --> 01:24:22,690 You crazy boy! 1283 01:24:23,510 --> 01:24:25,230 - Come! - No, no, no, no! 1284 01:24:25,360 --> 01:24:26,610 No, no, no, no! 1285 01:24:26,730 --> 01:24:28,940 No touching. Overfamiliarity breeds contempt! 1286 01:24:29,230 --> 01:24:31,280 But why? I'm double vax. 1287 01:24:31,400 --> 01:24:34,200 Soshal distancing is over. Who said it. 1288 01:24:34,390 --> 01:24:35,530 - Who? - Who. 1289 01:24:35,650 --> 01:24:37,030 - Who? - Who. 1290 01:24:37,150 --> 01:24:38,570 - Who, who? - WHO. 1291 01:24:38,690 --> 01:24:40,480 World Health Organisation! 1292 01:24:40,810 --> 01:24:42,860 World Haalth Organisation! 1293 01:24:42,980 --> 01:24:47,150 Your general knowledge is weak. Next time I'll give four option answers. 1294 01:24:47,280 --> 01:24:49,780 - Where going? Where going? - Outside. 1295 01:24:50,070 --> 01:24:52,980 - I know you aalso want! - I don't want it at all. 1296 01:24:53,230 --> 01:24:54,440 I don't want your cuddle. 1297 01:24:56,860 --> 01:24:58,610 What's happening? 1298 01:24:59,430 --> 01:25:00,610 What's going on? 1299 01:25:02,690 --> 01:25:05,240 Why are you allergic to a hug? 1300 01:25:05,360 --> 01:25:08,690 A hug is good for haalth! A hug is important for being human. 1301 01:25:08,940 --> 01:25:11,690 A hug is like... a hug! 1302 01:25:11,860 --> 01:25:16,110 I get it! I get you and I get your hugs. 1303 01:25:16,370 --> 01:25:20,070 Hugging and dancing. He'll be dancing the Bhangra all day. 1304 01:25:20,190 --> 01:25:24,150 Dancing 'Balle balle' is life. It's a theory. 1305 01:25:24,280 --> 01:25:26,690 Good God! A coma would be more pleasurable right now, 1306 01:25:26,860 --> 01:25:29,360 rather than this ridiculous diddly squat. 1307 01:25:29,690 --> 01:25:33,440 I do squat. 150 kilo. New personal record! 1308 01:25:33,700 --> 01:25:34,690 - Huh? - Yes. 1309 01:25:36,940 --> 01:25:38,280 Oh, ho, ho! 1310 01:25:39,360 --> 01:25:41,110 Respected grandfather! 1311 01:25:42,620 --> 01:25:45,110 That's Shree Rabindranath Tagore. 1312 01:25:49,030 --> 01:25:49,690 I know! 1313 01:25:51,510 --> 01:25:55,110 There was some filter on the picture, so could not make out. 1314 01:25:55,530 --> 01:25:57,320 - What? - Come on. 1315 01:25:57,770 --> 01:25:59,150 Let's go to your room. 1316 01:26:04,070 --> 01:26:05,370 Come on! 1317 01:26:19,190 --> 01:26:20,320 Grandpa? 1318 01:26:23,070 --> 01:26:25,110 Grandma sent this for you. 1319 01:26:33,580 --> 01:26:35,030 Another surprise. 1320 01:26:37,480 --> 01:26:41,320 Kanwal-ji. Red is your favourite colour, right? 1321 01:26:42,020 --> 01:26:46,360 I knitted this muffler for you. You must use it. 1322 01:26:47,320 --> 01:26:49,110 Isn't it amazing? 1323 01:26:49,730 --> 01:26:54,070 Our Rani is with you and your Rocky is with us. 1324 01:26:55,000 --> 01:27:00,070 Looks like those unfulfilled dreams of ours 1325 01:27:00,900 --> 01:27:04,260 are now the dreams of Rani and Rocky. 1326 01:27:05,570 --> 01:27:06,840 This time 1327 01:27:07,870 --> 01:27:10,940 they may just fulfill them. 1328 01:27:16,520 --> 01:27:19,730 Stay well. Your Jamini. 1329 01:27:26,590 --> 01:27:28,070 Pass me the 'bhindi'. 1330 01:27:29,740 --> 01:27:31,050 Rajma. 1331 01:27:31,630 --> 01:27:32,900 Paneer. 1332 01:27:33,870 --> 01:27:35,900 Just a little. Enough. 1333 01:27:40,150 --> 01:27:41,570 The phulka is cold. 1334 01:27:41,980 --> 01:27:43,070 I'll get you another. 1335 01:27:43,900 --> 01:27:45,260 Her phulka must be cold too. 1336 01:27:47,400 --> 01:27:48,650 Aunty, sit down. I'll get it. 1337 01:27:48,860 --> 01:27:50,900 No, Poonam, you go. 1338 01:27:51,860 --> 01:27:54,230 You're a guest. Sit down. 1339 01:27:54,600 --> 01:27:56,570 I insist, please. 1340 01:28:04,780 --> 01:28:05,820 Here you are. 1341 01:28:06,530 --> 01:28:08,150 Nice hot phulkas. 1342 01:28:11,530 --> 01:28:14,610 At home, we're used to fetching stuff from the kitchen when we're eating. 1343 01:28:15,330 --> 01:28:16,820 We set the table together. 1344 01:28:17,320 --> 01:28:18,980 We serve one another. 1345 01:28:19,480 --> 01:28:22,110 And we clear the table together too. 1346 01:28:22,320 --> 01:28:23,610 That never happens here. 1347 01:28:23,900 --> 01:28:25,610 Here Mummy orgasms every day. 1348 01:28:30,130 --> 01:28:32,440 Organises... organises! 1349 01:28:35,980 --> 01:28:37,200 You're like the trader Harshad Mehta! 1350 01:28:37,320 --> 01:28:39,730 The stock market is strong. Buy Tata. 1351 01:28:39,980 --> 01:28:41,610 - Gayatri? - Bata! 1352 01:28:42,690 --> 01:28:44,780 I was ordering Bata shoes. You want something? 1353 01:28:45,320 --> 01:28:46,940 No, I was going to the kitchen. Need anything? 1354 01:28:47,090 --> 01:28:48,570 No, thanks. You carry on. 1355 01:28:48,980 --> 01:28:49,860 OK. 1356 01:28:51,570 --> 01:28:53,090 Yes, buy Ba... Tata. 1357 01:28:53,530 --> 01:28:54,650 You're still here? 1358 01:28:54,780 --> 01:28:57,400 Go. We need to get up early to pray with grandma. 1359 01:28:57,900 --> 01:28:59,440 I'll do it. Go, good night. 1360 01:29:11,060 --> 01:29:14,440 If I found someone like you 1361 01:29:15,270 --> 01:29:19,280 If I found someone like you 1362 01:29:19,650 --> 01:29:22,440 Life would be easy 1363 01:29:23,530 --> 01:29:26,570 Life would be easy 1364 01:29:28,550 --> 01:29:33,640 If I found someone like you-- 1365 01:29:37,490 --> 01:29:40,230 I usually drink hot milk with turmeric at night. 1366 01:29:42,630 --> 01:29:43,900 I'll heat up the milk for you. 1367 01:29:44,070 --> 01:29:45,690 Don't worry, aunty, I can do it. 1368 01:29:46,360 --> 01:29:48,230 You've already done enough today. 1369 01:29:50,900 --> 01:29:54,230 I enjoy making hot phulkas for my husband. 1370 01:29:54,450 --> 01:29:57,400 My mother used to make hot phulkas for my father. 1371 01:29:57,690 --> 01:29:59,400 So did my grandma. 1372 01:30:01,230 --> 01:30:02,360 That's our tradition. 1373 01:30:04,900 --> 01:30:06,440 Does that mean it's right? 1374 01:30:07,030 --> 01:30:08,780 Must you decide what's right or wrong? 1375 01:30:09,280 --> 01:30:11,610 There's nothing wrong in serving your husband. 1376 01:30:12,170 --> 01:30:16,320 I agree. In fact, there's nothing nobler than serving others. 1377 01:30:16,860 --> 01:30:19,980 But if service is only one way, it isn't service, 1378 01:30:20,880 --> 01:30:21,730 it's slavery. 1379 01:30:31,840 --> 01:30:32,900 Good night. 1380 01:30:40,330 --> 01:30:41,780 Alexa! Snooj. 1381 01:30:44,690 --> 01:30:45,730 Snooj. 1382 01:31:20,770 --> 01:31:22,320 What's with uncle? 1383 01:31:22,940 --> 01:31:25,860 - Is he possessed by the star Madhuri? - Madhuri? 1384 01:31:26,780 --> 01:31:29,190 He's practicing his dance steps. 1385 01:31:29,440 --> 01:31:31,400 - Kathak. - Gents' Kathak? 1386 01:31:32,800 --> 01:31:33,610 Sit down. 1387 01:31:36,400 --> 01:31:38,030 Very humid and sweaty! 1388 01:31:38,230 --> 01:31:39,650 Want some tea? 1389 01:31:40,240 --> 01:31:41,230 Let me. 1390 01:31:41,670 --> 01:31:45,480 Only 42% are voting, it's appalling. 1391 01:31:45,860 --> 01:31:47,440 Only 42%? Really? 1392 01:31:49,320 --> 01:31:51,440 Voting is our national duty as citizens. 1393 01:31:51,690 --> 01:31:53,530 The voting lines must have closed by now. 1394 01:31:54,570 --> 01:31:57,030 - Voting lines? - I've stopped voting. 1395 01:31:57,150 --> 01:31:59,530 You stop voting too. Shamita is out of the house. 1396 01:31:59,980 --> 01:32:01,650 - Shamita? - Shamita. 1397 01:32:01,840 --> 01:32:03,190 Which constituency does she represent? 1398 01:32:03,750 --> 01:32:04,940 Bigg Boss! 1399 01:32:08,320 --> 01:32:09,860 Son, will you have some tea? 1400 01:32:10,150 --> 01:32:12,900 No, grandma says drinking tea darkens the skin. 1401 01:32:13,360 --> 01:32:15,860 So? What's wrong with being dark? 1402 01:32:17,360 --> 01:32:19,610 Of all the things, he's also decidedly racist! 1403 01:32:19,730 --> 01:32:22,320 No, no, aunty. It's not like that at all. 1404 01:32:23,130 --> 01:32:24,440 Black Lives Matter. 1405 01:32:24,690 --> 01:32:29,400 I have no personal problem with Black folk. Beyonce and Rihanna are lovely. 1406 01:32:29,730 --> 01:32:32,190 When I cruise around at night, it's hip-hop. 1407 01:32:32,320 --> 01:32:33,630 Drake, Kanye West... 1408 01:32:34,070 --> 01:32:37,940 My favourite song at weddings that always make me dance... 1409 01:32:38,060 --> 01:32:39,910 "Black is beautiful" 1410 01:32:40,600 --> 01:32:44,150 "Black is beautiful, like my dark skinned beloved" 1411 01:32:44,280 --> 01:32:45,530 "Keep the fair-skinned ones away" 1412 01:32:45,730 --> 01:32:46,610 Sing with me! 1413 01:32:48,150 --> 01:32:50,780 Very good, very good. 1414 01:32:51,320 --> 01:32:53,190 So do you want black coffee? 1415 01:32:53,900 --> 01:32:56,190 Go to the kitchen. Left of the stove, 1416 01:32:56,440 --> 01:32:58,440 on the second shelf, there's coffee and sugar. 1417 01:32:58,570 --> 01:33:01,400 - If you need milk, it's in the fridge. - No milk for me. 1418 01:33:06,190 --> 01:33:07,440 Go make it. 1419 01:33:10,900 --> 01:33:11,780 Self-service? 1420 01:33:13,570 --> 01:33:15,550 Like food court? 1421 01:33:17,920 --> 01:33:18,600 Go! 1422 01:33:20,740 --> 01:33:23,820 I can do whatever I want 1423 01:33:25,330 --> 01:33:28,690 Under the canopy of roses 1424 01:33:32,610 --> 01:33:34,480 Put this in the kitchen. 1425 01:33:35,970 --> 01:33:37,130 Do you need something? 1426 01:33:37,440 --> 01:33:40,480 No, I thought I'd spend a little time with you. 1427 01:33:42,700 --> 01:33:44,190 You think a lot. 1428 01:33:56,070 --> 01:33:58,610 He doesn't even know how to turn on a gas stove. 1429 01:33:59,480 --> 01:34:03,360 He thinks Tagore is your grandfather. 1430 01:34:06,960 --> 01:34:08,050 Hallos! 1431 01:34:09,020 --> 01:34:10,380 - Shobha. - Somen. 1432 01:34:10,610 --> 01:34:11,670 - You here too? - Somen. 1433 01:34:12,160 --> 01:34:13,810 - Bring it in! - Rani, let's go! 1434 01:34:13,930 --> 01:34:15,750 - Nice to meet you. - Rani, let's go! 1435 01:34:15,870 --> 01:34:17,960 It's Rani's break time. You go ahead. 1436 01:34:19,490 --> 01:34:20,750 Disgusting! 1437 01:34:34,660 --> 01:34:36,540 What are you doing? Someone will see us. 1438 01:34:36,660 --> 01:34:39,080 - Can't you even light a gas stove? - Can't you eat without talking? 1439 01:34:39,200 --> 01:34:41,210 Without talking! Guts! 1440 01:34:41,690 --> 01:34:43,620 I was just trying to help your mother. 1441 01:34:43,750 --> 01:34:45,290 You're the baest girlfrand. 1442 01:34:45,750 --> 01:34:47,750 - How's my mom treating you? - She dislikes me. 1443 01:34:47,870 --> 01:34:49,870 - And how's my mom? - She dislikes me. 1444 01:34:54,190 --> 01:34:57,410 Your home is on the other shore 1445 01:34:58,120 --> 01:35:01,160 O stranger from a distant land 1446 01:35:02,230 --> 01:35:05,120 O stranger from a distant land 1447 01:35:06,510 --> 01:35:09,910 I've seen you on autumn mornings 1448 01:35:11,460 --> 01:35:13,870 I've seen you on fragrant nights 1449 01:35:15,670 --> 01:35:17,450 I've seen you 1450 01:35:19,140 --> 01:35:22,870 I hear you in my heartbeat 1451 01:35:23,700 --> 01:35:26,910 O stranger from a distant land 1452 01:35:29,410 --> 01:35:30,870 Bravo! 1453 01:35:31,410 --> 01:35:33,410 Wow, Jamini! Outstanding! 1454 01:35:33,540 --> 01:35:35,250 You're great, Thakuma. 1455 01:35:35,620 --> 01:35:37,580 - Rocky! - Bravo, Jamini! 1456 01:35:37,790 --> 01:35:41,080 It's amazing that you still don't need reading glasses. 1457 01:35:41,250 --> 01:35:42,710 - And cheers to that! - Cheers! 1458 01:35:42,830 --> 01:35:46,250 I agree! You don't need glasses. Drink straight from the bottle. 1459 01:35:47,540 --> 01:35:48,460 Who's that? 1460 01:35:49,020 --> 01:35:51,790 Rocky. Our house guest. 1461 01:35:53,040 --> 01:35:54,870 Hallo! Hallo! 1462 01:35:55,110 --> 01:35:58,870 Rocky, this is our culture club. Come, join us. 1463 01:35:59,620 --> 01:36:02,830 Ma, I don't think that's such a great idea. 1464 01:36:03,000 --> 01:36:04,620 Rocky will get bored. 1465 01:36:04,900 --> 01:36:07,040 After all, this is a culture club thing. 1466 01:36:08,050 --> 01:36:10,290 Rocky, go to your room. 1467 01:36:10,410 --> 01:36:12,710 Do your exercises. 1468 01:36:14,470 --> 01:36:15,410 Or go and rest. 1469 01:36:16,950 --> 01:36:18,250 - Who is he? - I don't know. 1470 01:36:26,270 --> 01:36:29,330 Yaa... recovery is important. 1471 01:36:29,720 --> 01:36:30,500 Hmm. 1472 01:36:33,540 --> 01:36:35,080 Won't you also sing? 1473 01:36:35,330 --> 01:36:37,870 I don't have my glasses today. 1474 01:36:38,240 --> 01:36:39,840 Rocky made a fool of himself in front of 1475 01:36:39,960 --> 01:36:42,530 the very doyennes of high art and culture during culture club. 1476 01:36:42,750 --> 01:36:44,910 How can you imagine marrying him? 1477 01:36:45,750 --> 01:36:46,250 Ma! 1478 01:36:46,410 --> 01:36:48,960 Think about it. He has no class, no education, 1479 01:36:49,170 --> 01:36:50,750 no language, no culture- 1480 01:36:50,870 --> 01:36:52,120 Ma, he has a good heart! 1481 01:36:52,310 --> 01:36:53,870 So does my cardiologist. 1482 01:36:54,100 --> 01:36:57,290 - But I don't want you to marry him! - I'm going now. I'll call you later. 1483 01:37:01,650 --> 01:37:03,620 Can't waste cake. 1484 01:37:04,030 --> 01:37:05,710 - It's sugar free. - Fat free. 1485 01:37:06,160 --> 01:37:08,080 - Gluten free. - And free. 1486 01:37:09,370 --> 01:37:10,910 - Milk and turmeric? - No, no, I'll make it. 1487 01:37:11,150 --> 01:37:13,580 Don't worry. Please carry on eating freely. 1488 01:37:28,010 --> 01:37:31,540 If I found someone like you 1489 01:37:32,150 --> 01:37:35,120 If I found someone like you 1490 01:37:36,570 --> 01:37:39,290 Life would be so easy 1491 01:37:40,490 --> 01:37:42,820 Aha, life would be so easy 1492 01:37:45,790 --> 01:37:48,690 If I found someone like you 1493 01:37:49,920 --> 01:37:52,280 A new life would be born 1494 01:37:53,820 --> 01:37:56,570 He would father a new life 1495 01:37:58,450 --> 01:38:01,030 Father a new life? Don't sing your version in public! 1496 01:38:01,320 --> 01:38:03,030 A flower needs the spring... 1497 01:38:03,270 --> 01:38:05,450 And the spring...? 1498 01:38:06,450 --> 01:38:07,600 What about the spring? 1499 01:38:08,580 --> 01:38:12,480 A flower needs the spring, the spring needs the garden 1500 01:38:12,910 --> 01:38:16,690 The heart needs a heart, a body needs a body 1501 01:38:17,460 --> 01:38:21,070 Everyone longs to meet their soulmate 1502 01:38:21,920 --> 01:38:25,530 Hope I find my soulmate too 1503 01:38:26,380 --> 01:38:27,940 Whoa! Go for it! 1504 01:38:28,600 --> 01:38:31,280 Life would be so easy 1505 01:38:33,050 --> 01:38:35,400 Life would be so easy 1506 01:38:36,370 --> 01:38:37,400 Follow me! 1507 01:38:37,530 --> 01:38:40,570 If I found someone like you 1508 01:38:41,640 --> 01:38:43,820 Life would be so easy 1509 01:38:45,550 --> 01:38:47,980 Life would be so easy 1510 01:38:51,120 --> 01:38:53,650 Wow, aunty! You sing brilliantly! 1511 01:38:53,850 --> 01:38:54,900 - Really? - Yes. 1512 01:38:55,300 --> 01:38:57,660 I used to sing on the Prasar Bharati radio station. 1513 01:38:57,900 --> 01:39:00,230 Everyone said I'd be the next Asha Bhosle. 1514 01:39:00,730 --> 01:39:01,650 And then? 1515 01:39:02,550 --> 01:39:03,530 I got married. 1516 01:39:04,690 --> 01:39:05,230 So? 1517 01:39:06,110 --> 01:39:08,730 In our home, getting married is a girl's greatest dream. 1518 01:39:10,120 --> 01:39:10,980 And your dream? 1519 01:39:14,750 --> 01:39:18,360 Compromising is better than dreaming. At least you don't get disappointed. 1520 01:39:21,160 --> 01:39:23,540 Poonam! I'm fed up. 1521 01:39:23,970 --> 01:39:26,400 My husband will not eat, or have his pills. 1522 01:39:26,530 --> 01:39:27,750 - Go to him. - Yes. 1523 01:39:29,330 --> 01:39:30,120 Let me try. 1524 01:39:39,330 --> 01:39:42,520 - Hello, Aunty! Howr' you? - How can I help you? 1525 01:39:42,650 --> 01:39:45,270 I was going to ask about my dirty clothes. Londry? 1526 01:39:45,520 --> 01:39:49,360 Laundry? Go to your room, dial 9. Somebody will be at your service. 1527 01:39:49,480 --> 01:39:50,410 OK. 1528 01:39:54,570 --> 01:39:56,730 Ah! I know you're playing a fun! 1529 01:39:56,850 --> 01:39:58,290 You are very jokey! 1530 01:39:58,410 --> 01:39:59,800 It's one of my strongest suits. 1531 01:39:59,920 --> 01:40:03,520 Actually, my cloths are dirty. Tell me what to do and I'll do it. 1532 01:40:03,650 --> 01:40:05,900 Go to your bedroom, remove your clothes. I'm coming. 1533 01:40:06,600 --> 01:40:09,600 Go to your bedroom, remove your clothes. I'm coming. 1534 01:40:11,310 --> 01:40:12,060 What is it? 1535 01:40:12,520 --> 01:40:14,850 That's wrong, Aunty. You're Rani's mother. 1536 01:40:15,190 --> 01:40:16,560 Goodness me, no, no! 1537 01:40:17,840 --> 01:40:20,150 Not these clothes, you silly boy! 1538 01:40:20,440 --> 01:40:23,100 Your dirty clothes. Keep the whites separate. 1539 01:40:23,230 --> 01:40:26,250 I don't want any kind of fuss over pettifogging details later mind you. 1540 01:40:26,850 --> 01:40:30,060 - I didn't got you. - I didn't 'get' you. 1541 01:40:30,620 --> 01:40:32,310 - I aalso. - Huh? 1542 01:40:33,350 --> 01:40:35,230 Aunty, I don't want to give you any load. 1543 01:40:35,350 --> 01:40:37,440 In fact, you should give me yours. 1544 01:40:37,560 --> 01:40:40,190 Phone me if there's anything I can do. At your service! 1545 01:40:40,310 --> 01:40:42,480 Just tell me if I can do anything for you. 1546 01:40:43,130 --> 01:40:44,520 Frankly, there's nothing now. 1547 01:40:44,650 --> 01:40:46,650 I'm just about to embark on a shopping expedition. 1548 01:40:46,860 --> 01:40:47,980 Shopping! 1549 01:40:48,100 --> 01:40:50,060 You're off to the market? I'm coming too! 1550 01:40:50,480 --> 01:40:52,480 The thrill of going to a market can never be felt online. 1551 01:40:52,690 --> 01:40:56,910 What will you do there? I'm going shopping for lingerie. 1552 01:40:58,100 --> 01:40:59,310 That's OK. 1553 01:40:59,600 --> 01:41:02,560 I can carry the bags for you. My workout for the day. 1554 01:41:02,680 --> 01:41:05,680 Whenever I go to a mall, I cause a riot! 1555 01:41:05,850 --> 01:41:08,310 I'm an expert shopper. My choice is... 1556 01:41:09,100 --> 01:41:10,180 Come along. 1557 01:41:11,180 --> 01:41:13,100 We'll max out our cards today! 1558 01:41:17,000 --> 01:41:22,770 Ma, 36B. Rani, 32B and I'm 34C. 1559 01:41:23,020 --> 01:41:25,770 Your seat number? You're going to the pictures? 1560 01:41:26,060 --> 01:41:27,680 SRK's latest is playing. 1561 01:41:27,900 --> 01:41:29,020 Pictures? 1562 01:41:30,070 --> 01:41:32,470 I told you, I'm shopping for bras. 1563 01:41:32,990 --> 01:41:34,390 Come on, there's a shop. 1564 01:41:34,590 --> 01:41:37,970 - What are you buying? - A bra. 1565 01:41:41,560 --> 01:41:44,640 Wow! There's some lovely new stock in here. 1566 01:41:45,680 --> 01:41:48,470 Oh Chintu, Chintu! How are you? 1567 01:41:49,400 --> 01:41:51,850 I'm like always happy Diwali, Aunty. 1568 01:41:52,430 --> 01:41:54,970 OK then, show me something new and exquisite. 1569 01:41:55,100 --> 01:41:57,880 We have a buffet of items. 1570 01:41:58,260 --> 01:42:00,430 Show me a Balconette. Something with lace. 1571 01:42:00,740 --> 01:42:01,890 A classy type. 1572 01:42:03,310 --> 01:42:05,140 Here's your balcony! 1573 01:42:08,130 --> 01:42:09,510 Yes, this is nice. 1574 01:42:10,110 --> 01:42:11,510 - Rocky? - Nice. 1575 01:42:12,280 --> 01:42:16,500 But last time, there was a tad bit of inconvenience with the hook. 1576 01:42:16,740 --> 01:42:18,610 It won't happen now. This stock is new. 1577 01:42:18,970 --> 01:42:20,080 I'll show you. 1578 01:42:20,200 --> 01:42:23,210 - I'll try it on. - I don't think so. 1579 01:42:23,730 --> 01:42:25,150 Also, I don't think so. 1580 01:42:29,480 --> 01:42:30,350 Brother! 1581 01:42:32,720 --> 01:42:34,100 - Me? - You! 1582 01:42:36,140 --> 01:42:37,600 Didn't you say you wanted to help? 1583 01:42:38,030 --> 01:42:40,990 Come here. It won't take a minute. 1584 01:42:43,690 --> 01:42:44,900 Lift your arms up. 1585 01:42:45,940 --> 01:42:47,770 Now through the straps. 1586 01:42:49,340 --> 01:42:50,350 Go on... 1587 01:42:54,400 --> 01:42:58,060 Very good. Very nice. See? 1588 01:42:59,590 --> 01:43:02,770 You look smart. Buy one for yourself. 1589 01:43:02,900 --> 01:43:04,020 Chintu! 1590 01:43:04,450 --> 01:43:06,770 Let me hook it up for you. 1591 01:43:07,250 --> 01:43:09,940 - It isn't working. - No, no, it'll work. 1592 01:43:10,900 --> 01:43:12,600 It's not staying in place. 1593 01:43:14,840 --> 01:43:16,350 It's the hook. 1594 01:43:19,170 --> 01:43:21,100 Look! A perfect fit. 1595 01:43:21,350 --> 01:43:23,560 What the hell is going on? What is all this? 1596 01:43:23,690 --> 01:43:26,850 Get it off me. I don't want to wear it. This... this... 1597 01:43:27,260 --> 01:43:29,100 This, this, this! 1598 01:43:31,000 --> 01:43:33,850 This is a bra! 1599 01:43:34,680 --> 01:43:36,020 Short for brassiere! 1600 01:43:36,320 --> 01:43:39,350 I wear one, your mother wears one, your sister too. 1601 01:43:39,690 --> 01:43:42,310 Your granny wears one. It doesn't spread Covid. So what's the problem? 1602 01:43:44,430 --> 01:43:45,810 I'll tell you what the problem is. 1603 01:43:46,080 --> 01:43:49,980 Indian women, for centuries, have washed their husbands' underwear. 1604 01:43:50,230 --> 01:43:52,270 Scrubbing and scrubbing away! 1605 01:43:52,500 --> 01:43:54,940 And you can't touch a bra? 1606 01:43:56,370 --> 01:44:00,980 But you can dance to the song "What's behind my blouse?" 1607 01:44:01,940 --> 01:44:03,730 Dance your vulgar dance. 1608 01:44:04,000 --> 01:44:07,650 But actually saying what's behind the blouse embarrasses you. 1609 01:44:09,650 --> 01:44:10,740 What's behind the blouse? 1610 01:44:12,590 --> 01:44:13,900 Actually, Aunty, 1611 01:44:14,440 --> 01:44:16,900 I don't touch it out of respect for laddiz. 1612 01:44:19,110 --> 01:44:23,530 When you stop thinking they're unlike you - some strange species - 1613 01:44:24,130 --> 01:44:26,280 and treat them as equals, 1614 01:44:27,400 --> 01:44:29,490 then you'll be respecting ladies. 1615 01:44:33,750 --> 01:44:36,440 - Show me something else. - I'll unhook it. 1616 01:44:41,030 --> 01:44:42,690 Done, thank you. 1617 01:44:45,400 --> 01:44:46,860 Yes, Aunty, tell me. 1618 01:44:47,980 --> 01:44:50,870 Do you have the pink one? 1619 01:44:52,690 --> 01:44:53,190 Poonam? 1620 01:44:53,320 --> 01:44:55,240 - Yes, Mummy-ji? - Has my husband had his breakfast? 1621 01:44:56,530 --> 01:44:58,860 He's had his breakfast and his pills. 1622 01:45:07,440 --> 01:45:09,320 Hello. Yes. 1623 01:45:12,940 --> 01:45:13,650 What? 1624 01:45:18,490 --> 01:45:20,860 Ladies and gentlemen, please! 1625 01:45:22,440 --> 01:45:25,110 We have a crisis on our hands. And it's goddamn serious. 1626 01:45:25,360 --> 01:45:27,070 Look, I'll be the first one to admit. 1627 01:45:27,190 --> 01:45:29,150 I knew this ad campaign was a terrible idea. 1628 01:45:29,400 --> 01:45:31,440 - What? - But what's done is done, ma'am. 1629 01:45:31,690 --> 01:45:33,940 Women are our greatest consumers. 1630 01:45:34,240 --> 01:45:35,150 Because of this ad, 1631 01:45:35,280 --> 01:45:37,030 'Boycott Dhanlakshmi' is trending at number 1. 1632 01:45:37,710 --> 01:45:39,030 We must do damage control! 1633 01:45:39,320 --> 01:45:43,110 These female do-gooders just want the chance to make trouble. 1634 01:45:43,240 --> 01:45:44,280 Sir, please. 1635 01:45:44,490 --> 01:45:48,030 The situation is serious. I think we should withdraw the ad. 1636 01:45:48,570 --> 01:45:49,860 We have no other option. 1637 01:45:49,980 --> 01:45:51,820 And the loss of millions? 1638 01:45:52,150 --> 01:45:53,780 What are you saying, Tijori? 1639 01:45:54,190 --> 01:45:58,360 In the 80s, this same ad created a storm. 1640 01:45:59,240 --> 01:46:01,280 - Everyone was crazy about it. - Exactly. 1641 01:46:01,400 --> 01:46:02,650 Hope you're listening, Rocky? 1642 01:46:03,000 --> 01:46:05,860 Ma'am, that was the 80s. We're now in 2023. 1643 01:46:06,310 --> 01:46:07,620 Our share price is down. 1644 01:46:07,990 --> 01:46:10,630 We must at least admit we made a mistake. 1645 01:46:11,770 --> 01:46:13,080 Put out an apology. 1646 01:46:19,420 --> 01:46:20,830 Just a minute! 1647 01:46:21,850 --> 01:46:23,730 Is this a fish market? 1648 01:46:24,310 --> 01:46:29,350 Calm down. Let's see why the ad has made everyone so angry. 1649 01:46:29,480 --> 01:46:30,230 Play it! 1650 01:46:31,460 --> 01:46:32,190 Show us! 1651 01:46:35,350 --> 01:46:36,640 Pushpa! 1652 01:46:37,100 --> 01:46:38,350 Jaya! 1653 01:46:38,830 --> 01:46:40,190 Roopa! 1654 01:46:40,600 --> 01:46:43,480 At dawn rises the traditional wife. 1655 01:46:44,130 --> 01:46:47,270 She asks her husband, what he'll eat today. 1656 01:46:47,580 --> 01:46:48,730 What will you have? 1657 01:46:49,300 --> 01:46:52,100 For years the answer has always been the same - 1658 01:46:52,340 --> 01:46:55,890 How could anyone forget the taste of... 1659 01:46:56,230 --> 01:46:58,980 Dhanlakshmi laddoo! 1660 01:46:59,330 --> 01:47:02,480 For me and for you! 1661 01:47:03,170 --> 01:47:05,440 From our kitchen to your kitchen. 1662 01:47:05,560 --> 01:47:06,850 Dhanlakshmi Sweets. 1663 01:47:07,080 --> 01:47:09,520 Eating them makes you burst with joy. 1664 01:47:09,740 --> 01:47:13,130 For me and for you! 1665 01:47:13,670 --> 01:47:15,230 It's terrific! 1666 01:47:15,810 --> 01:47:17,060 Are you serious? 1667 01:47:17,230 --> 01:47:20,730 - Baby? What'r you doing here? - I'm so sorry. 1668 01:47:20,850 --> 01:47:22,520 You didn't answer my call. So I came up. 1669 01:47:22,640 --> 01:47:23,770 It's OK. 1670 01:47:23,890 --> 01:47:25,770 Come, there's no problem. 1671 01:47:25,890 --> 01:47:26,810 I'm really sorry. 1672 01:47:27,630 --> 01:47:29,690 - Miss Rani Chatterjee? - Yes. 1673 01:47:30,520 --> 01:47:31,850 My staddy GF. 1674 01:47:32,560 --> 01:47:34,600 You not like this advertise? 1675 01:47:37,980 --> 01:47:38,810 No. 1676 01:47:39,560 --> 01:47:40,560 What's issue? 1677 01:47:42,780 --> 01:47:46,310 It's so outdated. I'm not surprised women are boycotting the brand. 1678 01:47:46,440 --> 01:47:48,890 To be very honest, it is sexist, it is regressive... 1679 01:47:49,020 --> 01:47:50,270 That's what you think. 1680 01:47:50,980 --> 01:47:52,850 Uncle, it's what your consumers think too. 1681 01:47:54,060 --> 01:47:57,020 Excuse me. If I could ask Miss Chatterjee to elaborate? 1682 01:47:57,390 --> 01:47:59,440 After all, she's the woman of today 1683 01:47:59,560 --> 01:48:01,600 - and represents our ideal consumer base. - This guy... 1684 01:48:01,850 --> 01:48:03,270 If the board won't object... 1685 01:48:03,390 --> 01:48:05,980 - No, no. I really shouldn't. - Why would we object? 1686 01:48:07,100 --> 01:48:09,480 We've seen the wind changing many times. 1687 01:48:10,580 --> 01:48:14,730 But those winds cannot change Dhanlakshmi. 1688 01:48:15,340 --> 01:48:16,020 Yes! 1689 01:48:17,020 --> 01:48:20,310 With all due respect, the wind and the times have changed. 1690 01:48:21,560 --> 01:48:23,690 Perhaps it's time for Dhanlakshmi to change. 1691 01:48:24,190 --> 01:48:25,270 What you meanz? 1692 01:48:26,270 --> 01:48:30,310 I mean making laddoos or cooking a meal at home 1693 01:48:30,560 --> 01:48:34,190 is no longer only the woman's job, then why must the ad say that? 1694 01:48:34,690 --> 01:48:35,810 That's right! 1695 01:48:36,090 --> 01:48:37,270 I mean... 1696 01:48:37,640 --> 01:48:39,480 So according to you, what must this ad say? 1697 01:48:40,670 --> 01:48:42,980 What do you mean? According to me? I'm no expert. 1698 01:48:43,100 --> 01:48:44,000 Tell us. 1699 01:48:44,120 --> 01:48:46,520 I'm just saying, think of something new. 1700 01:48:46,640 --> 01:48:48,480 - Something new? - Why only women? 1701 01:48:48,600 --> 01:48:50,100 Men can serve laddoos too. 1702 01:48:50,270 --> 01:48:52,890 It's almost like... "New thinking, great old taste." 1703 01:48:56,550 --> 01:48:59,480 That's an excellent line. That works! 1704 01:49:05,460 --> 01:49:08,440 "New thinking, great old taste." 1705 01:49:09,430 --> 01:49:10,690 Hashtag! 1706 01:49:13,090 --> 01:49:14,020 What do you say, Papa? 1707 01:49:30,640 --> 01:49:33,810 I come here on Sundays so that I'm not disturbed. 1708 01:49:35,640 --> 01:49:36,480 Come. 1709 01:49:37,270 --> 01:49:38,980 I could help you. 1710 01:49:49,480 --> 01:49:53,980 These laddoos... press too hard or too softly, 1711 01:49:54,630 --> 01:49:57,640 and they fall apart. Like relationships. 1712 01:49:58,600 --> 01:50:02,770 When I was 7, I made a laddoo for the first time with my grandma. 1713 01:50:03,350 --> 01:50:06,440 From that day on making laddoos has made me happy. 1714 01:50:08,980 --> 01:50:09,770 What is it? 1715 01:50:10,390 --> 01:50:11,810 It's just so inspiring. 1716 01:50:12,480 --> 01:50:16,190 You're as passionate about your work as ever. And ambitious. 1717 01:50:16,370 --> 01:50:17,890 In that sense, we're so alike. 1718 01:50:21,400 --> 01:50:26,270 Your idea for the ad was good. Thank you. 1719 01:50:26,500 --> 01:50:27,770 No, please, don't thank me. 1720 01:50:28,020 --> 01:50:30,060 No, no. You deserve to be thanked. 1721 01:50:30,390 --> 01:50:34,020 You're our guest for just a few days, yet you've been so helpful. 1722 01:50:36,340 --> 01:50:37,520 You deserve a thank you. 1723 01:50:39,870 --> 01:50:40,850 Pardon? 1724 01:50:42,640 --> 01:50:45,440 You and I are not alike. 1725 01:50:46,960 --> 01:50:48,390 Nor will we ever be. 1726 01:50:50,040 --> 01:50:54,440 For you, you come first. For me, the family does. 1727 01:50:56,020 --> 01:50:58,980 You can make the ad or a laddoo, 1728 01:50:59,440 --> 01:51:01,390 you can't make ties with this family. 1729 01:51:08,770 --> 01:51:11,640 Who told you family isn't important to me? 1730 01:51:12,810 --> 01:51:16,770 Family and relationships are equally important for a career woman. 1731 01:51:17,440 --> 01:51:18,770 Who knows that better than you? 1732 01:51:19,460 --> 01:51:22,980 Your empire is even named after you: "Dhanlakshmi Sweets". 1733 01:51:24,470 --> 01:51:26,480 And about making lasting ties, 1734 01:51:26,690 --> 01:51:28,890 where hearts are one, ties will be made too. 1735 01:51:30,600 --> 01:51:32,940 Because the heart heeds no one. 1736 01:51:38,480 --> 01:51:39,120 Game on! 1737 01:51:39,300 --> 01:51:40,990 Rani, Rani! I am Rani 1738 01:51:41,210 --> 01:51:42,980 The girl who knows it all 1739 01:51:43,100 --> 01:51:47,110 Argue and you'll look foolishly small 1740 01:51:47,620 --> 01:51:49,230 Do you think you can beat me? 1741 01:51:49,540 --> 01:51:51,230 Don't you know I'm the queen bee? 1742 01:51:51,460 --> 01:51:53,080 Do you think you can beat me? 1743 01:51:53,350 --> 01:51:54,910 Don't you know I'm the queen bee? 1744 01:52:16,020 --> 01:52:17,810 A tsunami of tweets. 1745 01:52:18,270 --> 01:52:21,640 The shares are up and up. Number one viral trend all India! 1746 01:52:22,350 --> 01:52:23,980 And all thanks to you. 1747 01:52:24,740 --> 01:52:28,390 Without you, Dhanlakshmi Sweets would've turned bitter. 1748 01:52:28,940 --> 01:52:30,770 Just see what the press is saying: 1749 01:52:31,230 --> 01:52:35,480 "Dhanlakshmi make a powerful and progressive statement in new ad." 1750 01:52:36,470 --> 01:52:39,850 I understand what 'powerful' is. But what is 'progressive'? 1751 01:52:43,270 --> 01:52:46,230 - You really are unique! - Whatever I am, I'm yours. 1752 01:52:46,470 --> 01:52:49,810 Let's celebrate! 1753 01:52:50,440 --> 01:52:53,270 We're going to celebrate at Vicky and Minty's sangeet. 1754 01:52:54,420 --> 01:52:56,620 Sister is getting married 1755 01:52:56,890 --> 01:52:59,900 Sister is getting married 1756 01:53:06,110 --> 01:53:08,350 Sister is getting married 1757 01:53:08,690 --> 01:53:11,060 Valcome, Chatterjees. The original families are here. 1758 01:53:11,180 --> 01:53:13,940 Aunty, I know you miss me. Hi, Rani. 1759 01:53:14,560 --> 01:53:16,330 - How I look? You like? - Very good. 1760 01:53:16,450 --> 01:53:19,690 Let's say hallo to my family. 1761 01:53:20,690 --> 01:53:22,060 The Chatterjees are here. 1762 01:53:22,470 --> 01:53:24,940 Grandpa, the Chatterjees are here. 1763 01:53:26,600 --> 01:53:27,600 Namaste. 1764 01:53:28,830 --> 01:53:30,560 Kanwal-ji, how are you? 1765 01:53:31,190 --> 01:53:32,980 You came, Jamini. 1766 01:53:40,230 --> 01:53:41,520 I'll be right back. 1767 01:53:44,270 --> 01:53:46,230 Let me show them to their seats. 1768 01:53:48,810 --> 01:53:50,480 No problem. We're all family. 1769 01:53:50,600 --> 01:53:53,890 You'll sit near the cooler. I'm sending over a waiter. 1770 01:53:54,510 --> 01:53:57,740 I'd gone away for 12 years, when I came back I brought a car. 1771 01:53:58,020 --> 01:54:00,860 I'd gone away for 12 years, when I came back I brought a car. 1772 01:54:00,980 --> 01:54:02,510 Let's start the party 1773 01:54:03,120 --> 01:54:05,350 Grandma Dhanlakshmi! 1774 01:54:06,020 --> 01:54:08,640 - Granny, please! - Why are they after her? 1775 01:54:09,230 --> 01:54:12,170 Granny, dance with us! 1776 01:54:12,290 --> 01:54:13,940 Granny, dance with us! 1777 01:54:14,060 --> 01:54:16,270 Granny, Granny, Granny. 1778 01:54:27,320 --> 01:54:30,480 Look, I don't know how to dance. I'm sorry. 1779 01:54:30,850 --> 01:54:33,690 But there's a great artist here today, 1780 01:54:33,970 --> 01:54:36,810 if he dances for us, it will be our honour. 1781 01:54:37,600 --> 01:54:42,730 Calcutta's famous dancer, Mr. Chandon Chatterjee. 1782 01:54:43,270 --> 01:54:44,390 Come! 1783 01:54:54,350 --> 01:54:55,890 Sir, please come to the stage. 1784 01:54:56,190 --> 01:54:56,810 One second. 1785 01:54:56,940 --> 01:54:58,350 Papa, this isn't right. 1786 01:54:58,640 --> 01:55:01,270 Come, please come onto the stage. 1787 01:55:03,270 --> 01:55:05,810 A big round of applause 1788 01:55:06,230 --> 01:55:08,600 to welcome on stage, Chandon-ji! 1789 01:55:10,640 --> 01:55:12,730 Long live our Chandon uncle! 1790 01:55:15,640 --> 01:55:17,440 Wonderful! 1791 01:55:19,190 --> 01:55:22,440 Dhanlakshmi-ji, I'd like to thank you from the bottom of my heart. 1792 01:55:23,310 --> 01:55:25,270 What an opportunity! What a great audience. 1793 01:55:26,970 --> 01:55:29,270 Nothing could please an artist more. 1794 01:55:31,560 --> 01:55:32,440 Come on. 1795 01:55:32,560 --> 01:55:34,520 What music can you play to dance the Kathak? 1796 01:55:34,640 --> 01:55:39,270 The Kathak? You're a Bengali, so a 'Devdas' song is a must. 1797 01:55:41,400 --> 01:55:44,520 - DJ, play a song from 'Devdas'. - So typical. 1798 01:55:44,640 --> 01:55:49,000 Another big round of applause for Chandon-ji! 1799 01:56:25,840 --> 01:56:29,620 Two and a half evenings have stopped, have stopped, have stopped 1800 01:56:29,740 --> 01:56:33,600 Two and a half evenings have stopped, and you playfully kissed me 1801 01:56:34,320 --> 01:56:37,250 You playfully kissed me, you playfully kissed me 1802 01:56:37,370 --> 01:56:41,130 My scarf slipped away from my head, went away, went away 1803 01:56:41,250 --> 01:56:46,530 My scarf slipped away from my head, sliding, sliding, sliding 1804 01:56:49,100 --> 01:56:55,890 Why do you tease and provoke me, making my heart dance 1805 01:56:56,890 --> 01:57:00,280 Why do you tease and provoke me 1806 01:57:22,200 --> 01:57:23,760 What kind of dance is this? 1807 01:58:00,090 --> 01:58:00,990 Uncle... 1808 01:58:03,350 --> 01:58:06,230 I... wanted to say sorry. 1809 01:58:09,180 --> 01:58:10,320 It's OK. 1810 01:58:13,400 --> 01:58:14,730 I'm used to it. 1811 01:58:16,730 --> 01:58:18,530 The first time 1812 01:58:19,940 --> 01:58:21,860 I told my father 1813 01:58:22,890 --> 01:58:25,110 I wanted to learn Kathak, 1814 01:58:26,000 --> 01:58:27,820 he made fun of me too. 1815 01:58:29,310 --> 01:58:32,690 When I insisted, he got furious. 1816 01:58:34,780 --> 01:58:36,230 He even hit... 1817 01:58:41,130 --> 01:58:43,190 When I joined Kathak classes, 1818 01:58:44,800 --> 01:58:48,280 I was the only male student there. 1819 01:58:50,510 --> 01:58:54,530 All my friends became engineers and doctors. 1820 01:58:56,350 --> 01:59:00,360 I told everyone I was going to be a professional Kathak dancer. 1821 01:59:04,270 --> 01:59:07,650 They made so much fun of me behind my back, saying 1822 01:59:09,000 --> 01:59:11,480 "That bloody loser." 1823 01:59:14,990 --> 01:59:16,360 I won't lie. 1824 01:59:16,870 --> 01:59:18,780 It makes a difference. 1825 01:59:20,360 --> 01:59:24,900 I'm a human being... it's hurtful. 1826 01:59:27,890 --> 01:59:31,980 But I never ever thought of giving up dancing. 1827 01:59:33,900 --> 01:59:34,610 Know why? 1828 01:59:37,400 --> 01:59:39,110 Because my mother 1829 01:59:40,690 --> 01:59:42,360 always stood by me. 1830 01:59:47,570 --> 01:59:49,140 She said: 1831 01:59:49,530 --> 01:59:55,360 "Son, talent has no gender." 1832 02:00:01,820 --> 02:00:03,360 And I live by that. 1833 02:00:15,400 --> 02:00:18,030 I've messed up so badly. 1834 02:00:19,310 --> 02:00:21,280 I stand here before you, 1835 02:00:21,400 --> 02:00:24,570 if I'm to blame for anything else, tell me. 1836 02:00:25,020 --> 02:00:28,400 Why use swear words that insult women? What misogyny! 1837 02:00:28,520 --> 02:00:30,690 So I can't swear now? 1838 02:00:31,010 --> 02:00:34,820 Aunty, I'm from Delhi. How can I not swear? 1839 02:00:35,720 --> 02:00:36,980 What times we live in! 1840 02:00:37,100 --> 02:00:39,400 Can't call fat people 'fat.' Can't call Black people 'black.' 1841 02:00:39,530 --> 02:00:42,730 Can't call the old, 'old.' Scared to open my mouth. 1842 02:00:42,980 --> 02:00:45,160 Can I call Chinese food 'Chinese'? 1843 02:00:46,570 --> 02:00:48,820 What if I'm ordering Chinese, what do I say? 1844 02:00:48,940 --> 02:00:52,070 Should I say? "Yes, sir. The place right of Himanchal. 1845 02:00:52,190 --> 02:00:54,900 "Our neighbour! The Corona guys. 1846 02:00:55,030 --> 02:00:56,940 "Yes, I want a Crispy Chicken." 1847 02:00:58,690 --> 02:01:01,190 Now you'll say, I can't say 'Corona guys'. 1848 02:01:03,650 --> 02:01:06,280 Since I was a small boy, my grandma said: 1849 02:01:06,400 --> 02:01:08,940 "Drinking tea darkens the skin." 1850 02:01:09,270 --> 02:01:10,900 Now I realise this is racist. 1851 02:01:11,400 --> 02:01:14,650 No one told me some swear words are missaaginy. 1852 02:01:14,930 --> 02:01:18,530 They didn't tell me calling my sister 'Golu' was fat-shaming. 1853 02:01:19,120 --> 02:01:20,730 Talking like that felt normal. 1854 02:01:21,530 --> 02:01:23,360 Never thought it was wrong. 1855 02:01:23,660 --> 02:01:26,980 Never knew I'd be hurting someone if I used such words. 1856 02:01:30,190 --> 02:01:31,230 Tell me. 1857 02:01:31,780 --> 02:01:35,110 What would you call the words you've used to describe me? 1858 02:01:36,070 --> 02:01:39,690 Rocky doesn't know how to turn on the gas stove. Whattey shame! 1859 02:01:39,900 --> 02:01:43,070 Rocky doesn't know men can also go bra shopping. Whattey shame! 1860 02:01:43,190 --> 02:01:46,070 Rocky doesn't know men can dance Kathak. Whattey shame! 1861 02:01:46,360 --> 02:01:48,360 And what's the biggest shame? 1862 02:01:48,610 --> 02:01:53,110 Rocky doesn't know English. Whattebad! Whatteworst! 1863 02:01:54,400 --> 02:01:56,190 All confirmed, he's cancelled. 1864 02:01:59,740 --> 02:02:01,980 I'm no one to talk. But I will say, 1865 02:02:02,270 --> 02:02:05,610 if we keep cancelling each other, 1866 02:02:05,730 --> 02:02:08,230 we'll never learn anything in life. 1867 02:02:11,090 --> 02:02:15,360 I thought if I came here, I could win your hearts. But what's with you all? 1868 02:02:15,480 --> 02:02:18,610 No one will hug me, or touch me. 1869 02:02:18,730 --> 02:02:20,730 You laugh at the way I speak. 1870 02:02:20,850 --> 02:02:23,990 You're ashamed to introduce me to your friends. 1871 02:02:25,640 --> 02:02:27,900 You think I'm blind to your attitude? 1872 02:02:28,270 --> 02:02:30,730 That I can't feel? That it doesn't hurt? 1873 02:02:36,000 --> 02:02:40,530 How can you shame me? I'm so ashamed of myself anyway. 1874 02:02:41,590 --> 02:02:43,070 And especially today. 1875 02:02:44,000 --> 02:02:45,030 Uncle, 1876 02:02:46,760 --> 02:02:49,820 by God, I'm touched by the things you said. 1877 02:02:51,310 --> 02:02:54,140 Did you know dancing makes me happy too? 1878 02:02:55,870 --> 02:02:59,350 But I don't have the guts to dance in front of my family. 1879 02:03:01,020 --> 02:03:03,230 My father has a problem with me dancing. 1880 02:03:03,460 --> 02:03:05,310 I could never challenge him. 1881 02:03:07,750 --> 02:03:12,350 I have never fought for my own happiness. I'm a big loser. 1882 02:03:16,070 --> 02:03:19,020 I respect you deeply, uncle. 1883 02:03:21,060 --> 02:03:22,350 I'm sorry. 1884 02:03:29,870 --> 02:03:32,600 You gave me a place in your home. 1885 02:03:34,890 --> 02:03:36,180 Thanks a lot. 1886 02:03:41,310 --> 02:03:42,270 God bless. 1887 02:03:42,960 --> 02:03:44,020 Rocky. 1888 02:03:56,940 --> 02:03:58,060 Won't you give me a hug? 1889 02:04:00,560 --> 02:04:01,310 Cuddle? 1890 02:04:22,850 --> 02:04:24,890 Baba! You OK? I've been calling you for hours. 1891 02:04:25,430 --> 02:04:26,230 Baba, 1892 02:04:27,410 --> 02:04:30,430 I think I should come home. I don't think this is working. 1893 02:04:31,830 --> 02:04:34,850 No, Rani. You must stay there. 1894 02:04:35,140 --> 02:04:37,640 Baba, how? They were making fun of you. 1895 02:04:38,650 --> 02:04:42,480 Forget that. Rocky was too. That's not OK, Baba. 1896 02:04:44,210 --> 02:04:45,230 Didn't we laugh at Rocky? 1897 02:04:46,390 --> 02:04:47,560 Didn't you? 1898 02:04:49,180 --> 02:04:51,930 He isn't perfect, neither are we. 1899 02:04:54,060 --> 02:04:56,270 You think love is perfect, Rani? 1900 02:04:57,140 --> 02:04:58,100 Well? 1901 02:05:01,820 --> 02:05:06,100 From this body of mine 1902 02:05:07,260 --> 02:05:10,910 Veiling the soul and spirit 1903 02:05:12,680 --> 02:05:17,270 A punishment? Or a blessing? 1904 02:05:18,380 --> 02:05:21,230 Are these stories of love 1905 02:05:22,350 --> 02:05:25,680 OK, students! Ready? 1906 02:05:41,660 --> 02:05:45,280 - To show respect we bow mid-way. - But respect must be all the way. 1907 02:05:45,400 --> 02:05:49,740 O crazy one! 1908 02:05:50,450 --> 02:05:55,190 - O crazy one! O naïve heart of mine - Come on, let's start. 1909 02:05:55,900 --> 02:06:00,050 O crazy one! 1910 02:06:01,360 --> 02:06:05,720 O crazy one! O naïve heart of mine 1911 02:06:07,240 --> 02:06:11,120 You lose yourself in love 1912 02:06:12,760 --> 02:06:16,670 Never to be found again 1913 02:06:17,510 --> 02:06:20,570 I'm learning how to make an Americano from YouTube. 1914 02:06:20,840 --> 02:06:23,310 You chose a cage over the open sky 1915 02:06:23,580 --> 02:06:27,140 Refusing the chance to break free 1916 02:06:28,180 --> 02:06:30,560 Why are you so obsessed with crypto? 1917 02:06:30,870 --> 02:06:32,020 You'll make a profit... 1918 02:06:34,220 --> 02:06:35,680 I'll call you back... 1919 02:06:36,140 --> 02:06:38,520 How long will you trade in secret, Gayatri? 1920 02:06:39,300 --> 02:06:42,060 You're so good. Do it professionally. 1921 02:06:43,010 --> 02:06:44,270 - Professionally? - Yes. 1922 02:06:45,170 --> 02:06:46,220 Impossible. 1923 02:06:46,670 --> 02:06:48,810 Gayatri, it's time you gain confidence. 1924 02:06:49,700 --> 02:06:51,670 And if you need any help, I'm here. OK? 1925 02:06:51,790 --> 02:06:56,220 Go, fall in love if you must. Be stubborn if you must 1926 02:06:56,340 --> 02:06:59,900 O crazy one! 1927 02:07:01,780 --> 02:07:04,850 In love you will find you'll be left with nothing 1928 02:07:04,970 --> 02:07:06,770 Here it comes. 1929 02:07:08,050 --> 02:07:09,270 One more... 1930 02:07:10,150 --> 02:07:11,410 Enough, Rani. 1931 02:07:11,740 --> 02:07:12,850 He remembers your name? 1932 02:07:13,290 --> 02:07:14,470 He uses it sometimes. 1933 02:07:15,600 --> 02:07:19,250 - He hasn't called my name in years. - Will you feed him? 1934 02:07:19,430 --> 02:07:23,020 Ignoring yourself, you heed the other 1935 02:07:23,140 --> 02:07:27,750 Is this love? Or a blunder? 1936 02:07:28,410 --> 02:07:33,880 If this is a blessing, then why the punishment? 1937 02:07:34,000 --> 02:07:38,380 A moment's attachment 1938 02:07:39,530 --> 02:07:43,770 Will make you sleepless forever 1939 02:07:44,780 --> 02:07:49,350 Heed the words of the selfish 1940 02:07:50,850 --> 02:07:55,360 Who find the goal they seek 1941 02:07:56,440 --> 02:07:59,850 The easy way was never your way 1942 02:08:01,760 --> 02:08:05,580 If the world curses, let it curse 1943 02:08:07,310 --> 02:08:11,150 Never count your suffering 1944 02:08:12,110 --> 02:08:15,910 So have your way 1945 02:08:17,700 --> 02:08:21,750 O crazy one! O naïve heart of mine 1946 02:08:34,920 --> 02:08:36,670 Straight from the heart! 1947 02:08:41,020 --> 02:08:47,020 If they do not heed your call, walk alone 1948 02:08:47,900 --> 02:08:54,140 If they do not heed your call, walk alone 1949 02:08:54,820 --> 02:08:58,070 Walk alone, walk alone 1950 02:09:00,490 --> 02:09:06,040 If they do not heed your call, walk alone 1951 02:09:14,920 --> 02:09:17,420 Rani has become so close to Papa-ji. 1952 02:09:17,660 --> 02:09:19,420 He listens only to her now. 1953 02:09:20,130 --> 02:09:22,130 I am a stranger to him. 1954 02:09:23,600 --> 02:09:27,080 You weren't permitted to show him that you cared for him. 1955 02:09:27,300 --> 02:09:31,280 O crazy one 1956 02:09:32,750 --> 02:09:36,250 O crazy one! O naïve heart of mine 1957 02:09:38,700 --> 02:09:43,420 Go, fall in love if you must. Be stubborn if you must 1958 02:09:44,160 --> 02:09:46,190 O crazy one 1959 02:09:49,570 --> 02:09:54,520 In love you will find you'll be left with nothing 1960 02:09:55,060 --> 02:09:57,530 O crazy one 1961 02:10:00,510 --> 02:10:05,740 Go, fall in love if you must. Be stubborn if you must 1962 02:10:05,860 --> 02:10:08,030 O crazy one 1963 02:10:11,290 --> 02:10:16,340 In love you will find you'll be left with nothing 1964 02:10:16,760 --> 02:10:18,770 O crazy one 1965 02:10:31,640 --> 02:10:33,970 - Talent Contest, wild card entry! - What? 1966 02:10:34,190 --> 02:10:37,850 I took a chance and videoed you the other day. You've been selected! 1967 02:10:38,600 --> 02:10:40,760 Your audition is on Saturday at 7. See? 1968 02:10:45,650 --> 02:10:46,720 What's wrong? 1969 02:10:47,880 --> 02:10:49,390 How dare you? 1970 02:10:51,010 --> 02:10:53,060 - I thought you'd be happy. - Happy? 1971 02:10:53,530 --> 02:10:56,060 You can be a rebel. But do you want me hung? 1972 02:10:56,390 --> 02:10:57,430 What do you want? 1973 02:10:57,660 --> 02:10:59,060 I don't want anything, I... 1974 02:11:00,560 --> 02:11:01,810 Actually, that's a lie. 1975 02:11:03,040 --> 02:11:06,850 I want you to show yourself the love and respect you show others. 1976 02:11:07,590 --> 02:11:10,050 Give yourself a chance to be happy. 1977 02:11:10,170 --> 02:11:14,880 Don't be a symbol of weakness but strength for Gayatri. 1978 02:11:15,010 --> 02:11:16,420 That's what I want. 1979 02:11:17,880 --> 02:11:22,970 Ma, the Rana Mart owners are coming to see me on Saturday. 1980 02:11:24,350 --> 02:11:27,200 Grandma says they've approved my full length photographs. 1981 02:11:27,470 --> 02:11:28,670 And what did you say? 1982 02:11:32,590 --> 02:11:34,750 This is called a spine. 1983 02:11:35,010 --> 02:11:37,630 You can't buy one. You must use the one you have. 1984 02:11:45,550 --> 02:11:48,090 Ah, here's the tea. And so is Golu. 1985 02:11:48,920 --> 02:11:50,050 Come, child. 1986 02:11:52,130 --> 02:11:56,340 Yashpal Rana's younger brother, Gopal Rana. Rana and Rana. 1987 02:11:58,050 --> 02:11:59,060 Some tea? 1988 02:11:59,320 --> 02:12:01,380 We're not here to drink tea. 1989 02:12:02,090 --> 02:12:04,170 We've come to see the girl. 1990 02:12:04,670 --> 02:12:07,130 Well, my little Rana! You like her? 1991 02:12:08,010 --> 02:12:09,200 Like her? 1992 02:12:11,130 --> 02:12:12,170 He's shy. 1993 02:12:13,420 --> 02:12:14,970 We like your daughter. 1994 02:12:15,470 --> 02:12:16,400 Congrats! 1995 02:12:17,760 --> 02:12:20,130 We wanted a plumpy girl like her. 1996 02:12:21,340 --> 02:12:22,960 Why keep it from you? 1997 02:12:23,170 --> 02:12:26,590 Yashpal's first wife was Miss Noida. 1998 02:12:27,170 --> 02:12:31,000 The whole neighbourhood eyed her up, and she eyed them back. 1999 02:12:31,970 --> 02:12:33,380 Divorced in two months. 2000 02:12:34,670 --> 02:12:37,220 That's why we like your girl. 2001 02:12:38,550 --> 02:12:41,340 So we don't make the same mistake twice. 2002 02:12:42,800 --> 02:12:43,760 Well, child? 2003 02:12:43,880 --> 02:12:45,350 Any hobbies? 2004 02:12:45,470 --> 02:12:50,460 Cooking, cleaning, embroidery, painting...? 2005 02:12:50,810 --> 02:12:52,470 Answer the question, Golu. 2006 02:12:57,480 --> 02:12:59,220 - Yes, singing. - Singing? 2007 02:13:00,220 --> 02:13:00,970 Since when? 2008 02:13:01,220 --> 02:13:04,300 If you don't mind, can I sing for you? 2009 02:13:04,540 --> 02:13:08,010 Sing! Join in the rhythm! 2010 02:13:08,130 --> 02:13:09,050 Yes. 2011 02:13:17,700 --> 02:13:22,470 Why do you cover your face with that long veil? 2012 02:13:22,880 --> 02:13:27,090 Girl, did you bring shame on us? 2013 02:13:27,800 --> 02:13:31,340 My brother-in-law was sleeping on the roof terrace 2014 02:13:31,550 --> 02:13:35,870 I thought it was you and lay down beside him 2015 02:13:36,780 --> 02:13:39,840 Mr. Rana, forgive me 2016 02:13:40,430 --> 02:13:42,760 I made a little mistake 2017 02:13:42,950 --> 02:13:46,440 Gupchup. Gupchup. Gupchup. 2018 02:13:50,200 --> 02:13:51,340 You insolent girl! 2019 02:13:52,170 --> 02:13:55,460 You're behind what happened today. You! 2020 02:13:56,170 --> 02:13:58,670 It wasn't Golu, it was her. 2021 02:13:59,270 --> 02:14:00,920 - It was me. - Golu... 2022 02:14:01,050 --> 02:14:02,340 My name is not Golu. 2023 02:14:03,010 --> 02:14:05,010 My name is Gayatri. Gayatri! 2024 02:14:06,180 --> 02:14:07,940 I put on 20 kilos, 2025 02:14:08,220 --> 02:14:10,720 and you made me lose all my self-respect. 2026 02:14:11,370 --> 02:14:14,630 Did you ever wonder why my words come out wrong? 2027 02:14:14,800 --> 02:14:17,300 Why I can't speak properly? Why call me "Golu"? 2028 02:14:17,420 --> 02:14:19,550 Why "Golu?" Ever thought about it? 2029 02:14:21,330 --> 02:14:23,760 All this is because of you. 2030 02:14:24,130 --> 02:14:29,090 You think I'm round like a Dhanlakshmi ladoo, ready to sell. 2031 02:14:31,170 --> 02:14:33,260 It's enough. More than enough! 2032 02:14:37,070 --> 02:14:39,340 I'm going to work at India Now Network. 2033 02:14:40,090 --> 02:14:43,670 And I'll marry, if and when I feel like it. 2034 02:14:43,800 --> 02:14:47,420 Given my legacy, marriage seems impossible, to be honest. 2035 02:14:49,810 --> 02:14:50,840 My respects. 2036 02:14:54,300 --> 02:14:55,380 Seven o'clock! 2037 02:14:56,680 --> 02:14:57,880 Seven o'clock! 2038 02:15:00,380 --> 02:15:01,220 It's seven! 2039 02:15:06,040 --> 02:15:07,090 It's seven! 2040 02:15:08,230 --> 02:15:09,090 What's going on? 2041 02:15:15,510 --> 02:15:18,300 Aunty. Aunty, one second. 2042 02:15:23,090 --> 02:15:24,160 All the best! 2043 02:15:35,010 --> 02:15:36,760 Poonam, I'm getting late. 2044 02:15:36,880 --> 02:15:38,880 - Listen, please. - Yes? 2045 02:15:39,010 --> 02:15:41,630 Rani's family organises a grand Durga Prayer every year... 2046 02:15:41,760 --> 02:15:43,630 - We are not going. - They've invited us. 2047 02:15:43,760 --> 02:15:45,130 I said we are not going. 2048 02:15:45,390 --> 02:15:49,050 If not for our sake, then for the Goddess? 2049 02:16:00,340 --> 02:16:02,010 Hail Ma Durga! 2050 02:16:02,410 --> 02:16:04,130 Hail Ma Durga! 2051 02:16:08,690 --> 02:16:12,170 Season's greetings to you all. 2052 02:16:12,460 --> 02:16:15,340 And welcome to CCAD. 2053 02:16:15,550 --> 02:16:18,550 Chittoronjon Cultural Association Durgotsav. 2054 02:16:19,350 --> 02:16:23,800 As you know, every Maha Astami we perform a dance here. 2055 02:16:24,640 --> 02:16:25,670 But not this year. 2056 02:16:26,470 --> 02:16:30,340 Today we'll deviate a little from our traditional format. 2057 02:16:30,940 --> 02:16:34,490 Breaking our anti-Bollywood stance, 2058 02:16:34,820 --> 02:16:38,150 we bring you a unique performance. 2059 02:16:46,820 --> 02:16:48,070 Go, Baba! 2060 02:16:57,280 --> 02:17:00,610 Let us dance, let us sway. 2061 02:17:19,070 --> 02:17:21,990 Let us dance, let us sway. 2062 02:17:26,430 --> 02:17:29,960 Let us dance, let us sway. 2063 02:17:33,850 --> 02:17:37,150 All eyes are on me. Let lightning strike 2064 02:17:37,730 --> 02:17:40,920 Lightning, lightning. Let lightning strike 2065 02:17:41,200 --> 02:17:44,450 All eyes are on me. Let lightning strike 2066 02:17:44,710 --> 02:17:47,900 I will tie my dancing bells to my ankles 2067 02:17:48,320 --> 02:17:51,440 I will tie my dancing bells to my ankles 2068 02:17:51,710 --> 02:17:55,150 And I will dance, I will rejoice 2069 02:17:55,520 --> 02:17:58,740 Let us dance, let us sway. 2070 02:18:02,830 --> 02:18:06,060 Let us dance, let us sway. 2071 02:18:41,510 --> 02:18:46,940 [Chanting] 2072 02:18:48,970 --> 02:18:54,890 [Chanting] 2073 02:18:56,450 --> 02:18:59,400 Breaking all barriers 2074 02:18:59,760 --> 02:19:02,650 Loving without reserve 2075 02:19:03,760 --> 02:19:07,340 The world can stop us, if it so desires 2076 02:19:11,110 --> 02:19:14,110 There's no shame in loving 2077 02:19:14,900 --> 02:19:17,990 No greater duty than loving 2078 02:19:18,720 --> 02:19:21,690 No one can turn against us 2079 02:19:26,130 --> 02:19:29,400 No one can match us when we dance together in step 2080 02:19:29,740 --> 02:19:32,580 Arm in arm, we'll dance the night away 2081 02:19:32,850 --> 02:19:34,780 Hear the drums play 2082 02:19:36,490 --> 02:19:39,050 Hear the drums play 2083 02:19:40,280 --> 02:19:42,630 Hear the drums play 2084 02:19:44,030 --> 02:19:46,760 Hear the drums play 2085 02:19:47,800 --> 02:19:50,890 When hearts are entwined 2086 02:19:51,570 --> 02:19:54,380 nothing can separate them again 2087 02:19:55,290 --> 02:19:57,970 Hear the drums play 2088 02:19:59,070 --> 02:20:01,510 Hear the drums play 2089 02:20:02,830 --> 02:20:05,090 Hear the drums play 2090 02:20:06,580 --> 02:20:08,720 Hear the drums play 2091 02:20:40,820 --> 02:20:44,160 Counting the days, counting the stars 2092 02:20:44,630 --> 02:20:47,350 The passionate ones 2093 02:20:52,010 --> 02:20:55,090 Counting the days, counting the stars 2094 02:20:55,820 --> 02:20:58,340 The passionate ones 2095 02:20:59,540 --> 02:21:02,910 Fly on the wind if you choose 2096 02:21:03,340 --> 02:21:06,710 With wings of dreams now pinned on you 2097 02:21:07,250 --> 02:21:11,540 Adorn yourself with every colour of the rainbow 2098 02:21:14,670 --> 02:21:18,130 Whatever you may say, luck is on your side today 2099 02:21:18,450 --> 02:21:21,030 Your face glows like the moon 2100 02:21:21,530 --> 02:21:23,310 Hear the drums play 2101 02:21:25,350 --> 02:21:27,300 Hear the drums play 2102 02:21:29,080 --> 02:21:30,970 Hear the drums play 2103 02:21:32,850 --> 02:21:34,800 Hear the drums play 2104 02:21:36,570 --> 02:21:39,480 When hearts are entwined 2105 02:21:40,310 --> 02:21:43,150 nothing can separate them again 2106 02:21:44,030 --> 02:21:46,340 Hear the drums play 2107 02:21:47,840 --> 02:21:49,890 Hear the drums play 2108 02:21:52,760 --> 02:21:56,390 [Chanting] 2109 02:22:00,260 --> 02:22:03,890 [Chanting] 2110 02:22:15,230 --> 02:22:18,460 [Chanting] 2111 02:22:52,200 --> 02:22:53,160 Papa-ji. 2112 02:22:54,650 --> 02:22:56,990 Papa-ji! You can't walk out in the middle of the prayers. 2113 02:22:57,110 --> 02:22:59,150 Rocky, you don't belong to us anymore. 2114 02:22:59,700 --> 02:23:01,740 You've become their performing monkey. 2115 02:23:02,490 --> 02:23:03,990 You want to marry into that family? 2116 02:23:05,360 --> 02:23:08,990 Her father is a shameless dancer, ready to entertain menfolk. 2117 02:23:10,190 --> 02:23:12,700 He can't control the women in his family. Her mother drinks. 2118 02:23:12,990 --> 02:23:14,820 Her grandmother is a flirt. Right? 2119 02:23:15,170 --> 02:23:19,490 Your girlfriend has no manners. Her family is totally rotten. 2120 02:23:20,740 --> 02:23:23,700 You're right. We're immoral. 2121 02:23:24,720 --> 02:23:27,110 We don't believe women are men's property. 2122 02:23:27,870 --> 02:23:29,150 Rocky, I won't speak to her. 2123 02:23:29,270 --> 02:23:31,700 We don't get our daughters married against their will. 2124 02:23:31,930 --> 02:23:34,450 - We don't stifle dreams. - Rocky, tell her! 2125 02:23:34,570 --> 02:23:36,110 We don't live in fear, we love each other. 2126 02:23:36,240 --> 02:23:37,820 Only the lucky few are immoral like us. 2127 02:23:37,950 --> 02:23:39,490 Rocky, shut her up! 2128 02:23:39,610 --> 02:23:40,950 But I'm talking. 2129 02:23:46,610 --> 02:23:49,240 You can say whatever you want, but you should listen too. 2130 02:23:52,280 --> 02:23:53,900 How dare you raise your hand? 2131 02:23:57,740 --> 02:24:00,360 - I did not... - Rani, you dare raise your hand? 2132 02:24:01,360 --> 02:24:03,320 I didn't do anything. 2133 02:24:03,900 --> 02:24:05,570 Didn't you hear what he just said? 2134 02:24:05,700 --> 02:24:07,400 He insulted my family. 2135 02:24:07,530 --> 02:24:09,820 He didn't. He was talking to me. Just me. 2136 02:24:09,950 --> 02:24:11,320 You came in between us. 2137 02:24:11,450 --> 02:24:14,900 So? I heard him. Did you want me to shut up? 2138 02:24:15,110 --> 02:24:17,360 - Like your women folk do? - Don't drag them into this. 2139 02:24:17,490 --> 02:24:20,240 When he was dragging my family into this, where were you? 2140 02:24:20,360 --> 02:24:23,400 One second. I have a problem with my father too. 2141 02:24:23,530 --> 02:24:25,570 But I thought we shouldn't argue on a festival day. 2142 02:24:25,700 --> 02:24:28,580 You told me to talk to him. So let me handle it. 2143 02:24:28,700 --> 02:24:32,200 You can't even be upfront with him, or look him in the eye. 2144 02:24:32,610 --> 02:24:35,990 I know his ways, but I ignore them, because I respect my elders. 2145 02:24:36,110 --> 02:24:37,740 Keep your phony respect. 2146 02:24:38,250 --> 02:24:41,150 They're our elders, but they still don't have the right to insult others. 2147 02:24:42,360 --> 02:24:46,280 Elders should be worthy of respect. I can't bear you humiliating my father. 2148 02:24:47,490 --> 02:24:48,570 Likewise. 2149 02:24:50,500 --> 02:24:52,950 You should not have raised your hand. 2150 02:24:54,320 --> 02:24:55,700 Your family must've taught you that. 2151 02:24:57,400 --> 02:24:59,320 And you're right. We are very different. 2152 02:25:00,400 --> 02:25:03,240 No matter how much we try, we'll always be different. 2153 02:25:07,110 --> 02:25:08,700 This difference won't end. 2154 02:25:10,730 --> 02:25:12,450 We're done now, Rocky. 2155 02:25:22,570 --> 02:25:23,700 You lied the other day. 2156 02:25:25,540 --> 02:25:27,570 Family doesn't come first for you. 2157 02:25:28,710 --> 02:25:29,610 Congrats! 2158 02:25:31,100 --> 02:25:33,820 In your house only one woman can be happy. 2159 02:25:35,940 --> 02:25:36,570 You. 2160 02:25:38,570 --> 02:25:40,150 Dhanlakshmi, my respects. 2161 02:25:48,220 --> 02:25:49,280 Can't believe you. 2162 02:25:49,400 --> 02:25:51,860 I would not have said a word, but they insulted you, father. 2163 02:25:52,070 --> 02:25:54,620 Whatever the provocation, why raise your hand? 2164 02:25:54,740 --> 02:25:56,490 I didn't. 2165 02:25:56,610 --> 02:25:58,320 You were there. You saw what happened! 2166 02:25:58,450 --> 02:26:01,150 Yes, Rani, I saw. But your father is right. 2167 02:26:01,750 --> 02:26:02,580 Just one second! 2168 02:26:02,700 --> 02:26:04,580 Of all people, you're taking Rocky's side, Ma? 2169 02:26:04,800 --> 02:26:07,450 I have no qualms in admitting that I was wrong about him. 2170 02:26:07,770 --> 02:26:09,070 Are you crazy? 2171 02:26:09,630 --> 02:26:11,530 After all, he is his father's son. 2172 02:26:11,700 --> 02:26:13,580 And his mother's. 2173 02:26:13,700 --> 02:26:17,620 - Aren't you being patriarchal now? - Yes, he's his mother's son, 2174 02:26:17,740 --> 02:26:21,240 but he never stood by his mother. As if he'd stand by me. 2175 02:26:22,700 --> 02:26:24,450 Thakuma, you understand me? 2176 02:26:24,570 --> 02:26:27,620 You said family does the backseat driving in relationships. 2177 02:26:27,740 --> 02:26:31,700 I know his family does. How will I survive? Tell me! 2178 02:26:31,930 --> 02:26:35,070 - Rocky isn't like that. - How do you know? 2179 02:26:35,480 --> 02:26:38,000 Honestly, you shouldn't be giving us advice. You cheated on grandpa. 2180 02:26:38,120 --> 02:26:39,020 Rani! 2181 02:26:42,200 --> 02:26:44,150 So I cheated! 2182 02:26:45,610 --> 02:26:49,320 I don't regret it for a minute. 2183 02:26:52,100 --> 02:26:55,890 But I do regret bottling it up 2184 02:26:57,020 --> 02:26:58,720 for all these years. 2185 02:27:02,720 --> 02:27:06,310 Your grandpa used to hit me. 2186 02:27:10,210 --> 02:27:13,100 He'd beat your father with a belt. 2187 02:27:13,510 --> 02:27:17,350 He was disgusted by his son wanting to dance. 2188 02:27:18,430 --> 02:27:20,220 He hated him. 2189 02:27:23,390 --> 02:27:26,640 You want to judge Tijori? So hear this. 2190 02:27:27,140 --> 02:27:29,970 On the surface, your grandfather looked so gentle, 2191 02:27:30,100 --> 02:27:33,680 but inside, he was another Tijori. 2192 02:27:35,350 --> 02:27:39,810 Your father is unlike his father. Just as Rocky is unlike his father. 2193 02:27:43,060 --> 02:27:47,020 The love I was showered with in those brief seven days, 2194 02:27:47,770 --> 02:27:52,430 I never got in my long years of marriage. 2195 02:27:55,430 --> 02:27:59,220 Love was not in my destiny, Rani. 2196 02:28:02,150 --> 02:28:04,430 But it is in yours. 2197 02:28:05,470 --> 02:28:10,970 Decide if you want to become a 70-year-old Jamini, 2198 02:28:11,430 --> 02:28:14,430 someone who waited for love all her life. 2199 02:28:17,640 --> 02:28:18,680 Tell me! 2200 02:28:36,100 --> 02:28:38,350 Did you hear what she said? 2201 02:28:38,560 --> 02:28:42,560 I knew she was pure trouble. 2202 02:28:43,720 --> 02:28:47,390 I'll never forget the way I was humiliated today. 2203 02:28:47,890 --> 02:28:50,180 My humiliation was even greater. 2204 02:28:50,770 --> 02:28:52,350 Hey! Switch the TV off! 2205 02:28:53,270 --> 02:28:58,310 Tijori, you saw how my husband was running after that Jamini. 2206 02:28:58,890 --> 02:29:02,060 And that Rani has spread poison in this house. 2207 02:29:02,470 --> 02:29:04,350 I said, put the TV off! 2208 02:29:06,220 --> 02:29:09,470 Pulling my veil free 2209 02:29:11,770 --> 02:29:14,770 Breaking all barriers 2210 02:29:16,770 --> 02:29:20,680 No one can stop my heart from flying 2211 02:29:21,600 --> 02:29:23,140 There it goes! 2212 02:29:29,640 --> 02:29:31,560 When did this happen? 2213 02:29:32,770 --> 02:29:34,560 She has shamed us. 2214 02:29:35,350 --> 02:29:39,600 No one can stop my heart from flying 2215 02:29:40,020 --> 02:29:42,390 There it goes! 2216 02:29:45,390 --> 02:29:48,390 Today I want to live again 2217 02:29:50,560 --> 02:29:53,520 Today I want to die again 2218 02:29:55,520 --> 02:29:58,390 Today I want to live again 2219 02:29:59,350 --> 02:30:02,600 Today I want to die again 2220 02:30:02,930 --> 02:30:04,640 You wretched woman! 2221 02:30:05,770 --> 02:30:07,770 Rocky, are you in your right mind? 2222 02:30:12,560 --> 02:30:14,220 For the first time I am, Grandma. 2223 02:30:16,350 --> 02:30:19,140 You know what I learned in their home? 2224 02:30:20,770 --> 02:30:23,770 The respect I felt for you both, 2225 02:30:26,200 --> 02:30:27,810 was not respect, but fear. 2226 02:30:30,770 --> 02:30:33,640 - I'm not scared anymore. - Talk politely to your grandma. 2227 02:30:33,770 --> 02:30:35,470 First talk politely to my mother. 2228 02:30:35,810 --> 02:30:38,770 You fool! You dare answer your father back? 2229 02:30:42,060 --> 02:30:43,020 Father? 2230 02:30:44,770 --> 02:30:47,770 A father who was not a loving son, how could he be a loving father to me? 2231 02:30:53,310 --> 02:30:54,390 You know, Papa. 2232 02:30:56,280 --> 02:31:00,390 I can't explain how much I love Rani. 2233 02:31:01,770 --> 02:31:07,430 She didn't respect you, or the elders of my family. 2234 02:31:08,970 --> 02:31:10,770 So I broke off with her. 2235 02:31:13,430 --> 02:31:17,220 I consider my mother like a goddess. 2236 02:31:19,080 --> 02:31:20,430 But you show her no respect. 2237 02:31:25,020 --> 02:31:27,020 So we must part ways. 2238 02:31:32,520 --> 02:31:36,220 I hope you enjoy your grand home, your business, 2239 02:31:37,510 --> 02:31:43,430 your wealth, your arrogance, Tijori-ji. 2240 02:31:47,680 --> 02:31:49,060 I'm leaving home. 2241 02:31:51,000 --> 02:31:53,310 My son will not leave alone. 2242 02:31:53,770 --> 02:31:54,890 Absolutely not. 2243 02:31:56,840 --> 02:31:59,310 You can't be of our blood. 2244 02:32:02,350 --> 02:32:03,470 Wrong, Grandma. 2245 02:32:06,560 --> 02:32:08,350 Your blood does run in my veins, 2246 02:32:10,470 --> 02:32:12,930 but there's no trace of you in my heart. 2247 02:32:15,680 --> 02:32:16,890 Who are you to me? 2248 02:32:19,680 --> 02:32:22,520 Blood ties and love ties are not the same. 2249 02:32:25,390 --> 02:32:27,060 Love makes relationships. 2250 02:32:30,790 --> 02:32:33,680 Such a pity you could never love. 2251 02:32:38,140 --> 02:32:40,390 So now you're all alone. 2252 02:32:46,220 --> 02:32:47,680 Now live with yourself. 2253 02:32:54,340 --> 02:32:55,180 Tijori... 2254 02:32:58,490 --> 02:32:59,270 Papa-ji. 2255 02:32:59,740 --> 02:33:00,820 Tijori... 2256 02:33:14,480 --> 02:33:16,020 Papa-ji, you took my name? 2257 02:33:18,510 --> 02:33:19,560 Tijori. 2258 02:33:20,970 --> 02:33:22,060 My son. 2259 02:33:27,180 --> 02:33:28,680 My son. 2260 02:33:31,740 --> 02:33:33,770 Never break up the family. 2261 02:33:35,060 --> 02:33:36,890 Never break up the family. 2262 02:33:38,680 --> 02:33:40,680 Never break up the family. 2263 02:33:50,050 --> 02:33:51,020 Papa-ji! 2264 02:33:51,420 --> 02:33:52,520 Papa-ji! 2265 02:33:53,600 --> 02:33:55,220 - Rocky. - Grandpa. 2266 02:33:55,340 --> 02:33:56,560 Check his pulse. 2267 02:33:56,810 --> 02:33:59,470 Get the car out! Papa-ji... 2268 02:34:00,160 --> 02:34:02,060 Grandpa's pulse is very weak. 2269 02:34:02,680 --> 02:34:04,020 Nurse! 2270 02:34:07,330 --> 02:34:08,270 Nurse! 2271 02:34:08,890 --> 02:34:09,930 Doctor! 2272 02:34:10,850 --> 02:34:11,930 Doctor! 2273 02:34:55,180 --> 02:34:56,310 Tijori! 2274 02:35:02,610 --> 02:35:08,460 Cry your heart out, Ranjha 2275 02:35:08,960 --> 02:35:14,740 Parted from your Heer 2276 02:35:15,260 --> 02:35:20,920 Cry your heart out 2277 02:35:21,580 --> 02:35:26,730 Cry your heart out, Mirza 2278 02:35:27,830 --> 02:35:33,120 Parted from your Sahiba 2279 02:35:34,240 --> 02:35:36,950 Cry your heart out 2280 02:35:37,370 --> 02:35:39,950 Cry your heart out 2281 02:35:41,020 --> 02:35:44,180 The heartless spider struck 2282 02:35:44,300 --> 02:35:46,970 Spreading its poison 2283 02:35:47,450 --> 02:35:50,260 Listen to our plea, O God! 2284 02:35:50,540 --> 02:35:53,520 Show pity on lovers who are pulled apart 2285 02:35:53,790 --> 02:35:59,700 All happiness in life is nothing without my beloved 2286 02:36:00,080 --> 02:36:05,680 No prayer, no balm can heal this deep affliction 2287 02:36:06,140 --> 02:36:10,470 Swallow your youth 2288 02:36:12,140 --> 02:36:17,260 The two streams that flow from your eyes 2289 02:36:21,820 --> 02:36:25,100 Tijori, tell her to leave. 2290 02:36:28,220 --> 02:36:31,310 Let me say a last goodbye. 2291 02:36:50,990 --> 02:36:54,020 It's Jamini. 2292 02:36:56,180 --> 02:37:01,660 Made of strong clay 2293 02:37:02,610 --> 02:37:08,260 Yet hearts are made of fragile glass 2294 02:37:09,040 --> 02:37:14,040 Those who are fated to break 2295 02:37:15,250 --> 02:37:20,000 do so at your gestures 2296 02:37:22,080 --> 02:37:28,030 Lovers not fated to live as one 2297 02:37:28,870 --> 02:37:33,990 O Lord, never let them meet 2298 02:37:34,950 --> 02:37:39,870 Why take pleasure in their pain? When it is nothing to you 2299 02:37:41,140 --> 02:37:45,740 It's all a twist of fate 2300 02:37:46,900 --> 02:37:51,370 Let lovers live 2301 02:37:53,230 --> 02:37:58,460 They don't know the ways of the world 2302 02:37:58,980 --> 02:38:00,700 He was my soulmate. 2303 02:38:02,690 --> 02:38:07,410 Cry your heart out, Ranjha 2304 02:38:08,740 --> 02:38:13,200 Parted from your Heer 2305 02:38:15,440 --> 02:38:18,100 Cry your heart out 2306 02:38:20,710 --> 02:38:21,760 Poonam. 2307 02:38:24,000 --> 02:38:27,040 I know I do not deserve to be forgiven, 2308 02:38:30,000 --> 02:38:31,290 - but if you can... - No. 2309 02:38:33,940 --> 02:38:35,090 It's too late. 2310 02:38:36,420 --> 02:38:38,590 You lost the right to say sorry. 2311 02:38:39,700 --> 02:38:42,960 You aren't worthy of respect, nor is your mother. 2312 02:38:45,640 --> 02:38:48,840 She didn't respect women, despite being a woman herself. 2313 02:38:50,090 --> 02:38:52,000 What could be worse than that? 2314 02:38:53,790 --> 02:38:55,590 In raising you as the man of the house, 2315 02:38:55,710 --> 02:38:58,340 she forgot you were not only her son, 2316 02:38:59,710 --> 02:39:01,170 but also your father's son. 2317 02:39:01,290 --> 02:39:03,090 And a father to your children. 2318 02:39:05,000 --> 02:39:08,420 And you are my husband. 2319 02:39:11,160 --> 02:39:13,710 Now you're imprisoned by regret, 2320 02:39:14,920 --> 02:39:15,880 and I am free. 2321 02:39:17,590 --> 02:39:19,670 Be well in your confinement, Mr. Tijori. 2322 02:39:20,270 --> 02:39:23,880 Disrespectful woman! Is that how you talk to your husband? 2323 02:39:24,170 --> 02:39:26,340 First learn how to talk to my wife. 2324 02:39:30,880 --> 02:39:31,790 Tijori. 2325 02:39:33,000 --> 02:39:34,670 You dare shout at your mother? 2326 02:39:37,240 --> 02:39:38,540 Is this how I raised you? 2327 02:39:39,130 --> 02:39:43,340 Raised me, Mummy? You hardly did. 2328 02:39:45,760 --> 02:39:51,000 You made me an arrogant man. That arrogance is hollow. 2329 02:40:00,290 --> 02:40:01,960 You were right, Poonam. 2330 02:40:02,710 --> 02:40:04,540 I'm unworthy of forgiveness. 2331 02:40:07,880 --> 02:40:12,250 But I'll try my best to earn your forgiveness. 2332 02:40:18,090 --> 02:40:19,840 I have lost my father. 2333 02:40:21,920 --> 02:40:23,750 I don't want to lose my wife and children. 2334 02:40:29,170 --> 02:40:30,790 I will not lose them. 2335 02:40:58,530 --> 02:41:00,590 Thakuma, I'm going out... 2336 02:41:14,000 --> 02:41:15,630 We came here to apologise. 2337 02:41:16,500 --> 02:41:21,340 I'm responsible for all the problems that have come between us. 2338 02:41:23,760 --> 02:41:26,170 - Forgive me if you can. - Uncle, please. 2339 02:41:28,420 --> 02:41:31,840 I was wrong to do and say what I did. 2340 02:41:33,250 --> 02:41:36,840 I insulted our love by insulting you the other day. 2341 02:41:38,920 --> 02:41:42,920 Rocky may never forgive me, but you must, uncle. I'm really very sorry. 2342 02:41:43,040 --> 02:41:44,250 No, my dear. 2343 02:41:50,630 --> 02:41:55,250 We really want Rocky to marry into your family. 2344 02:41:57,780 --> 02:41:59,290 If you all agree... 2345 02:42:02,460 --> 02:42:03,960 ...and you agree too. 2346 02:42:04,630 --> 02:42:07,540 A heartbroken lover waits for you outside. 2347 02:42:08,680 --> 02:42:14,420 How long will you be cross with me? 2348 02:42:15,790 --> 02:42:21,470 I'll hold you close so you won't stay mad at me 2349 02:42:22,880 --> 02:42:25,620 Since the day we met 2350 02:42:26,470 --> 02:42:28,880 Since the day we met 2351 02:42:29,890 --> 02:42:32,750 I'm no longer me 2352 02:42:33,600 --> 02:42:36,190 Since the day we met 2353 02:42:37,140 --> 02:42:40,080 I'm no longer me 2354 02:42:40,590 --> 02:42:43,110 Since the day we met 2355 02:42:50,840 --> 02:42:52,590 Come, sit in my car, babe 2356 02:42:53,130 --> 02:42:55,090 Come, sit in my car, babe 2357 02:42:55,520 --> 02:42:57,600 Come, sit in my car, babe 2358 02:42:57,970 --> 02:43:00,070 Come, sit in my car, babe 2359 02:43:00,360 --> 02:43:03,750 Long drive, full speed, stopping nowhere 2360 02:43:04,840 --> 02:43:05,790 Shut up! 2361 02:43:07,410 --> 02:43:09,790 Can't you see she is emotional? 2362 02:43:21,350 --> 02:43:22,040 Hi. 2363 02:43:23,040 --> 02:43:25,500 I am dyed in your colours now. Everything is Rani Pink. 2364 02:43:26,910 --> 02:43:28,130 I'm sorry. 2365 02:43:31,230 --> 02:43:33,920 I don't know what I was thinking. I'm really sorry. 2366 02:43:35,460 --> 02:43:37,040 In love, no sorry, no thank you! 2367 02:43:38,290 --> 02:43:39,840 This is Rocky and Rani's love story. 2368 02:43:39,960 --> 02:43:42,040 Can't be brushed off like dandruff! 2369 02:43:45,920 --> 02:43:49,040 - You really are unique! - Whatever I am, I'm yours. 2370 02:43:52,630 --> 02:43:54,840 - I love you! - I love you from last life. 2371 02:44:02,000 --> 02:44:04,340 Will you kiss me? Or do I hit you? 2372 02:44:04,710 --> 02:44:05,590 One second. 2373 02:44:05,840 --> 02:44:07,840 Give us happy vibes! 2374 02:44:11,340 --> 02:44:13,960 Paths going nowhere 2375 02:44:14,080 --> 02:44:16,570 Now lead somewhere 2376 02:44:16,690 --> 02:44:19,320 You make all troubles disappear 2377 02:44:19,440 --> 02:44:21,890 You can be trouble too 2378 02:44:22,010 --> 02:44:24,300 Since the day we met 2379 02:44:24,700 --> 02:44:26,930 Since the day we met 2380 02:44:27,380 --> 02:44:29,820 I'm no longer me 2381 02:44:30,080 --> 02:44:32,270 Since the day we met 2382 02:44:32,660 --> 02:44:37,530 My heart came to flower 2383 02:44:38,010 --> 02:44:40,620 With the coming of spring 2384 02:44:40,740 --> 02:44:43,330 Since the day we met 2385 02:44:51,600 --> 02:44:56,590 At this age, my pride and self-respect won't allow me to think 2386 02:44:56,710 --> 02:44:59,590 that perhaps I was wrong. 2387 02:45:00,310 --> 02:45:03,340 So I give you this peace offering: 2388 02:45:03,920 --> 02:45:06,290 the secret laddoo recipe 2389 02:45:07,960 --> 02:45:10,250 that my grandmother gave me. 2390 02:45:11,170 --> 02:45:16,630 I trust you will not make the same mistakes that I have made. 2391 02:45:19,380 --> 02:45:21,380 Congratulations on your wedding, dear. 2392 02:45:22,290 --> 02:45:23,840 A long life to you. 2393 02:45:42,420 --> 02:45:46,840 There's the girl with stars in her eyes 2394 02:45:47,890 --> 02:45:52,420 Here she comes, the lovely bride, bringing spring with her 2395 02:45:53,290 --> 02:45:57,590 The wedding music plays, tears well in every eye 2396 02:45:58,850 --> 02:46:03,040 There's the girl with stars in her eyes 2397 02:46:04,210 --> 02:46:07,960 Here she comes, the lovely bride, bringing spring with her 2398 02:46:09,650 --> 02:46:13,170 The wedding music plays, tears well in every eye 2399 02:46:15,120 --> 02:46:18,930 The wedding music plays, tears well in every eye 2400 02:46:29,080 --> 02:46:31,750 Childhood passes so quickly 2401 02:46:34,450 --> 02:46:37,170 Like the months of spring 2402 02:46:39,040 --> 02:46:42,500 Now your new life begins 2403 02:46:43,500 --> 02:46:48,000 In your dear husband's home 2404 02:46:50,840 --> 02:46:54,000 Feels like home to you 2405 02:46:55,400 --> 02:46:58,920 Now your new life begins 2406 02:47:00,740 --> 02:47:04,380 May the evil eye never fall on you 2407 02:47:06,160 --> 02:47:09,840 Your parents' home is full 2408 02:47:12,670 --> 02:47:15,540 Adorned with marigolds 2409 02:47:18,120 --> 02:47:20,710 Your palanquin is ready 2410 02:47:23,540 --> 02:47:26,290 Those days of your childhood 2411 02:47:27,840 --> 02:47:31,750 No one can stop them pass by 2412 02:47:33,540 --> 02:47:36,840 Now your new life begins 2413 02:47:38,840 --> 02:47:42,040 Now your new life begins 2414 02:47:45,380 --> 02:47:49,210 There's the girl with stars in her eyes 2415 02:47:50,640 --> 02:47:55,420 Here she comes, the lovely bride, bringing spring with her 2416 02:47:56,210 --> 02:48:00,590 The wedding music plays, tears well in every eye 2417 02:48:01,430 --> 02:48:05,720 The wedding music plays, tears well in every eye 2418 02:48:07,050 --> 02:48:11,630 When you bid farewell to your parents 2419 02:48:12,570 --> 02:48:16,630 You will take their joy with you 2420 02:48:17,990 --> 02:48:22,290 Who does the birdsong awaken at dawn? 2421 02:48:23,300 --> 02:48:27,710 Who has the sun come to meet in the courtyard? 2422 02:48:29,030 --> 02:48:31,840 The feelings we kept silent in our hearts 2423 02:48:33,250 --> 02:48:37,040 Are spoken today for all to hear 2424 02:48:38,630 --> 02:48:42,500 Tell your brother all about it 2425 02:48:44,120 --> 02:48:48,000 Just how much I really love you 2426 02:48:50,840 --> 02:48:53,620 Wedding bangles on your wrists 2427 02:48:55,090 --> 02:48:59,040 Your childhood toys all gone 2428 02:49:00,880 --> 02:49:04,170 Now your new life begins 2429 02:49:07,210 --> 02:49:09,710 Childhood passes so quickly 2430 02:49:12,650 --> 02:49:15,250 Like the months of spring 2431 02:49:17,240 --> 02:49:20,630 Now your new life begins 2432 02:49:22,600 --> 02:49:25,590 Now your new life begins 2433 02:49:28,110 --> 02:49:31,220 Now your new life begins 2434 02:49:33,430 --> 02:49:37,120 Now your new life begins 2435 02:49:39,580 --> 02:49:44,130 There's the girl with stars in her eyes 2436 02:49:45,160 --> 02:49:49,120 Here she comes, the lovely bride, bringing spring with her 2437 02:49:50,740 --> 02:49:54,530 The wedding music plays, tears well in every eye 2438 02:49:56,120 --> 02:50:00,950 The wedding music plays, tears well in every eye 2439 02:50:34,250 --> 02:50:37,950 Colourless were the days 2440 02:50:39,880 --> 02:50:43,250 Colourless were the nights 2441 02:50:45,560 --> 02:50:49,060 To my world 2442 02:50:50,220 --> 02:50:53,180 You brought colour 2443 02:50:56,690 --> 02:51:00,060 Bland were the moments 2444 02:51:02,200 --> 02:51:05,260 Lived till today 2445 02:51:07,750 --> 02:51:10,770 To my world 2446 02:51:12,440 --> 02:51:15,430 You brought life 2447 02:51:18,720 --> 02:51:21,290 Paths going nowhere 2448 02:51:21,530 --> 02:51:24,030 Now lead somewhere 2449 02:51:24,270 --> 02:51:26,960 You make all troubles disappear 2450 02:51:27,080 --> 02:51:29,690 You can be trouble too 2451 02:51:30,010 --> 02:51:34,680 Since the day we met 2452 02:51:35,590 --> 02:51:37,980 I'm no longer me 2453 02:51:38,390 --> 02:51:40,640 Since the day we met 2454 02:51:40,980 --> 02:51:44,660 My heart came to flower 2455 02:51:46,730 --> 02:51:49,310 With the coming of spring 2456 02:51:49,550 --> 02:51:54,310 Since the day we met 2457 02:51:57,910 --> 02:52:02,140 Since the day we met 2458 02:52:25,650 --> 02:52:30,040 The pages of our life were blank 2459 02:52:31,240 --> 02:52:35,080 Without love in our lives 2460 02:52:36,830 --> 02:52:41,480 Heartaches run through lines of verse 2461 02:52:42,300 --> 02:52:45,990 For those with love stories 2462 02:52:48,090 --> 02:52:51,200 There was a time in the eyes of the world 2463 02:52:51,320 --> 02:52:53,250 We had no name 2464 02:52:53,750 --> 02:52:58,070 Now they call us the eternal lovers 2465 02:52:59,370 --> 02:53:03,720 Since the day we met 2466 02:53:04,830 --> 02:53:07,610 I'm no longer me 2467 02:53:07,820 --> 02:53:09,910 Since the day we met 2468 02:53:10,480 --> 02:53:14,190 My heart came to flower 2469 02:53:16,040 --> 02:53:18,680 With the coming of spring 2470 02:53:18,960 --> 02:53:23,310 Since the day we met 2471 02:53:27,150 --> 02:53:31,840 Since the day we met 2472 02:53:52,410 --> 02:53:56,430 Since the day we met 2473 02:54:23,630 --> 02:54:28,280 O crazy one! 2474 02:54:29,200 --> 02:54:33,230 O crazy one! O naïve heart of mine 2475 02:54:34,670 --> 02:54:39,590 O crazy one! 2476 02:54:40,230 --> 02:54:43,750 O crazy one! O naïve heart of mine 2477 02:54:46,130 --> 02:54:49,560 How deep is your love for her? 2478 02:54:51,500 --> 02:54:54,530 Have you ever asked yourself? 2479 02:54:57,020 --> 02:55:01,260 When selfishness has no hold over you 2480 02:55:02,490 --> 02:55:05,450 Only then can you truly love 2481 02:55:07,450 --> 02:55:09,560 Heed my words 2482 02:55:10,130 --> 02:55:12,310 Heed my words 2483 02:55:12,880 --> 02:55:16,790 O crazy one! O naïve heart of mine 2484 02:55:18,290 --> 02:55:22,350 O crazy one! 2485 02:55:23,790 --> 02:55:27,800 O crazy one! O naïve heart of mine 2486 02:55:29,700 --> 02:55:34,130 In exchange of her smile grant me a thousand tears 2487 02:55:35,180 --> 02:55:38,910 O crazy one! 2488 02:55:40,590 --> 02:55:45,360 True love demands this condition. Why question it? 2489 02:55:46,070 --> 02:55:49,630 O crazy one! 2490 02:55:53,810 --> 02:55:58,300 Forget stubbornness. Forget conditions 2491 02:55:59,220 --> 02:56:03,140 All is endured in love 2492 02:56:04,590 --> 02:56:08,880 That's the heartless learn to love 2493 02:56:10,100 --> 02:56:13,900 A little distance is not a bad thing 2494 02:56:15,630 --> 02:56:18,770 Love s fragrance spreads from away 2495 02:56:20,980 --> 02:56:24,990 Without you, my story is incomplete 2496 02:56:26,950 --> 02:56:30,860 Who says lovers are united forever 2497 02:56:32,400 --> 02:56:35,340 Where is this written? 2498 02:56:37,930 --> 02:56:41,280 When our worlds become one 2499 02:56:43,420 --> 02:56:46,430 Then your love will be complete 2500 02:56:48,350 --> 02:56:51,570 Come into his arms 2501 02:56:53,880 --> 02:56:57,380 O crazy one! O naïve heart of mine 2502 02:56:59,260 --> 02:57:03,180 O crazy one! 2503 02:57:04,660 --> 02:57:08,680 O crazy one! O naïve heart of mine 2504 02:57:32,120 --> 02:57:37,400 We always pray for what we do not have 2505 02:57:37,660 --> 02:57:42,070 This is your fault 2506 02:57:43,220 --> 02:57:48,030 Why behave indifferently towards those you love? 2507 02:57:48,330 --> 02:57:53,280 Why do such a thing? Tell me. 2508 02:57:53,990 --> 02:57:59,160 Your disregard worries me 2509 02:58:00,080 --> 02:58:04,590 You're either a character in your own life or someone else's 2510 02:58:04,710 --> 02:58:06,970 Now you choose 2511 02:58:07,420 --> 02:58:09,590 Now you choose 2512 02:58:10,130 --> 02:58:14,140 O crazy one! O naïve heart of mine 2513 02:58:15,520 --> 02:58:20,130 O crazy one! 2514 02:58:21,050 --> 02:58:25,160 O crazy one! O naïve heart of mine 2515 02:58:26,990 --> 02:58:31,820 In exchange of her smile grant me a thousand tears 2516 02:58:32,350 --> 02:58:36,050 O crazy one! 2517 02:58:37,790 --> 02:58:43,230 True love demands this condition. Why question it? 2518 02:58:43,350 --> 02:58:47,060 O crazy one! 180708

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