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[ THUNDER CRASHING ] [ DRILLING, SAWING ]

[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ] >> IT'S ALIVE!

[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ] >> IT'S ALIVE!

>> [ SNORING ] [ CLOCK BEEPING ]

>> SENT FROM PLANET KRYPTON TO AID SUPERMAN IN THE FIGHT FOR

JUSTICE, THESE ARE THE SUPERPETS --

KRYPTO THE SUPERDOG...

STREAKY THE SUPERCAT...

>> [ MEOWS ] >> [ BELLOWING ]

[ GLASS BREAKING ] >> ...BEPPO THE SUPERMONKEY...

>> [ NEIGHING ] >> ...COMET THE SUPERHORSE...

>> AAH!

>> ...HISSY THE SUPERSNAKE.

THEY ARE THE...

>> AFTER A WHOLE MONTH IN SPACE, I CAN'T WAIT TO HUG THOSE

LOVEABLE SUPERPETS.

[ GASPS ] THE SUPERPETS!

NO!

OHH!

[ KEYPAD BEEPING ] [ TELEPHONE RINGS ]

>> HELLO?

>> BECKY, THIS IS S-- WE-- WELL, IS SHE THERE?

>> ONE SECOND.

>> HELLO, BECKY?

SUPERMAN HERE.

DID YOU, UH -- >> [ INDISTINCT SPEAKING ]

>> NO! NO, BECKY!

NOT NEXT MONTH!

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO WATCH THEM THIS MONTH!

THIS MONTH, BECKY!

>> I'M SO SORRY.

WE JUST COULDN'T REDUCE HIS FEVER FOR THE FLAVOR OF A

PRINGLES.

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] >> WE CAN'T TAKE MUCH MORE OF

THIS!

SEND OUT THE CALL, ENSIGN.

WE NEED VOLTRON!

>> RIGHT AWAY, COMMANDER.

>> Together: VOLTRON FORCE, GO!

>> WE'RE BEING RIPPED APART!

>> DON'T YOU WORRY, COMMANDER.

THAT ROBEAST WILL BE SINGING A DIFFERENT TUNE ONCE VOLTRON GETS

HERE.

>> WHERE THE HELL IS VOLTRON?!

>> DON'T YOU WORRY, SIR.

VOLTRON WON'T LET US DOWN.

>> WAIT A MINUTE, GUYS.

SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT.

LET'S TAKE IT BACK TO STEP SIX.

>> [ Coughing ] IS THAT VOLTRON?

>> YES, SON. HE'S RIGHT HERE.

IT'S ALL GONNA BE OKAY.

[ GUNSHOT ] >> VOLTRON'S ON THE SCENE!

>> VOLTRON?!

WHERE -- WHERE WERE YOU?!

>> WE GOT HERE AT THE SPEED OF JUSTICE!

>> NOT EVEN THE REAL VOLTRON.

IT'S JUST THAT STUPID VEHICLE ONE.

[ GUNSHOT ] >> VOLTRON!

>> CONGRATULATIONS, DR. PEPPER.

>> MY GOD -- A PLANET WHERE APES EVOLVED FROM MEN?

>> APE.

>> WHAT THE [BLEEP] DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?

>> YOU SAID "APES," PLURAL.

THERE'S ONLY ONE APE -- ME.

IT KIND OF SUCKS, BUT, HEY, I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE, MAN.

WE CAN PLAY PARCHEESI.

>> OHH!

YOU MANIACS!

YOU BLEW IT UP!

>> ME PERSONALLY?

NO. NO, NO, NO.

[ CHUCKLES ] I THINK THERE WERE SOME OTHER

APES, BUT THEY LEFT ON A SPACESHIP LIKE FOREVER AGO.

[ CHUCKLES ] I'M A LITTLE FUZZY ON THE

HISTORY.

>> OHH, DAMN YOU!

DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!

>> [ Laughing ] HEY!

YEAH! THERE YOU GO!

THAT'S THE SPIRIT!

ANYWAY, I'M GONNA GO GET A SMOOTHIE.

YOU WANT ONE?

[ DRUM ROLL ] >> YES, I'D LIKE THAT VERY MUCH,

NEW FRIEND.

>> HMM?

[ GUNSHOT ] >> [ GROWLS ]

>> [ GROWLING ] >> OH, I FOUND IT.

THIS IS THE PROBLEM RIGHT HERE.

[ PAC-MAN THEME MUSIC PLAYING ] [ ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING ]

[ GUNSHOTS ] [ ELECTRONIC SQUEALING ]

>> [ SNORING ] [ SNORTS ]

[ GROANS ] [ EXHALES ]

[ MICE SQUEAKING ] >> WAIT, WAIT, STOP THE

EXECUTION!

THE GOVERNOR CALLED!

OH, THAT'S ME -- ALWAYS A DAY LATE AND DOLLAR SHORT!

THAT'S THE WAY IT GOES, BUT HOW TO FEED THE FAMILY?

>> TIME PILOTS, CARMEN HAS STOLEN THE BROOKLYN BRIDGE.

WE NEED YOU TO HEAD TO THE YEAR IT WAS BUILT AND BRING BACK THAT

BRIDGE.

>> YOU HEARD HER, KIDS.

WE'VE GOT TO RETRIEVE THE BROOKLYN BRIDGE.

[ CELLPHONE PLAYING MUSIC ] UH, I GOT TO TAKE THIS.

JANINE, I'M DOING THE SHOW.

I TOLD YOU WE'D TALK ABOUT IT LATER.

>> I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT LATER.

>> WELL, I HAVE MORE TO SAY.

>> NO, NOW.

>> NO, NOT NOW.

WHAT THE [BLEEP] YOU WANT ME TO LOSE MY JOB?

>> I DON'T CARE.

>> OH, NICE.

HE'S THERE NOW, ISN'T HE?

YOU [BLEEP] WHORE!

WELL, THEN I WANT MY JACKET BACK!

>> NO WAY.

>> YES, WAY!

IT'S MY [BLEEP] JACKET!

>> IT WAS A GIFT!

>> NO, A GIFT IS SOMETHING YOU GIVE SOMEONE YOU LOVE, YOU DUMB

BITCH!

UH, HEY, KIDS.

UH, THAT WAS THE CHIEF AGAIN, AND SHE SAID SHE MADE A MISTAKE.

CARMEN DIDN'T STEAL THE BROOKLYN BRIDGE AFTER ALL.

SHE ACTUALLY STOLE A MAGICAL LEATHER JACKET, AND WE NEED YOUR

HELP TO GET IT BACK.

SO, ARE YOU WITH ME?

>> WHAT'S SO MAG-- >> AND WE'RE OFF!

>> AREN'T WE SUPPOSED TO BE ANSWERING QUESTIONS?

>> I'LL GIVE YOU A QUESTION -- WHAT YEAR DID THAT [BLEEP] BITCH

RUIN MY LIFE?

DON'T KNOW?

TRICK QUESTION!

SHE RUINED THREE [BLEEP] YEARS OF MY LIFE!

IS THIS FRANKLIN STREET?

[ Crying ] YOU WHORE!

I LOVED YOU!

AND YOU [BLEEP] IT ALL UP.

I GAVE THIS TO YOU BECAUSE IT MEANT SOMETHING, STUPID.

THAT WAS THE DAY YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME.

WHAT WAS THAT DAY, KIDS?

>> Together: NOVEMBER 8th.

>> NOVEMBER [BLEEP] 8th.

3 POINTS FOR YOU, KIDS.

[ SOBBING ] [ DANCE MUSIC PLAYING ]

[ Slurring ] WHEN DID FIREMEN FIRST START USING POLES, SUSAN?

>> 1878.

>> BINGO!

HOORAY!

CARMEN IS SAFE.

>> WHERE ARE -- >> I ASK THE QUESTIONS!

[ TIRES SCREECH ] [ CRASHING ]

>> I-I-I-I SWEAR IT HAPPENED IN BATTLE.

>> HI! WHAT'S UP?

KONNICHIWA! BIENVENU!

I'M ENTREPRENEUR AND ALLEGED RAPIST JOE FRANCIS.

WHEN I STARTED "GIRLS GONE WILD," I HAD NO IDEA THAT 10

YEARS OF SEMI-CONSENSUAL ORGIES WOULD LEAVE ME SO DESENSITIZED.

BUT LOOK -- DON'T FEEL A THING!

ANYWAY, MY QUEST TO ACHIEVE AN ERECTION LED ME TO SOME DARK

TERRITORY, AND NOW YOU CAN COME ALONG FOR THE RIDE.

OHH HO HO!

HURTS SO GOOD!

>> WE HAVE SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU.

>> AND THE "GIRLS GONE WILD" CAMERAS CATCH IT ALL.

YOU WON'T BELIEVE HOW FAR THESE GIRLS ARE WILLING TO GO.

YOU'RE 18, RIGHT?

>> YEAH, SURE!

WHOO!

I WANT TO BE POPULAR!

>> THE CENOBITES HAVE USED UP EVERY CHEAP THRILL ON HELL AND

EARTH, BUT THEY'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING LIKE THIS.

JEALOUS? ORDER NOW!

[ GROANS ] >> HYAH!

RAH!

>> DRAC, WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?

HALF THE DAY IS GONE!

>> UGH, I WAS ON A STAKEOUT.

>> WELL, WE'VE GOT A SITUATION.

TERRORISTS HAVE CALLED IN A THREAT, BUT OUR SUSPECT'S NOT

TALKING.

>> LEAVE ME ALONE WITH HIM.

I'LL FIND OUT WHAT HE KNOWS.

>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

L-LISTEN. LISTEN.

I'VE CHANGED MY MIND.

I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT THE TERRORISTS AND THEIR BOMB PLOT.

I'LL TELL YOU EVERYTHING.

>> IT'S A LITTLE LATE FOR THAT.

>> WAIT. WAIT. WAIT.

B-BUT I'VE DECIDED TO -- >> [ GROWLS ]

HE WOULDN'T TALK.

>> DAMN IT, DRAC!

WELL, WE'VE STILL GOT THREE MORE SUSPECTS.

CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING TO EAT?

>> NO, I'M ON A LIQUID DIET.

>> I SAID YES!

YES, I'LL TELL YOU!

AAH!

[ CLOCK BEEPING ] >> THE BOMB'S ON FLIGHT 421!

>> BUT, DRAC, IT'S ALREADY IN THE AIR!

>> NOBODY MOVE!

WE'VE GOT A BOMB!

>> WHOA!

>> WHAT IN THE -- HUH?!

>> [ GROWLS ] >> EXCUSE ME, SIR.

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO RETURN TO YOUR SE-- OHH!

[ CELLPHONE BEEPING ] >> WHAT?

>> DRAC, THE HIJACKER'S IN THE COCKPIT.

THE BOMB'S GONNA BLOW IN THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES IF WE DON'T

MEET HIS DEMANDS!

>> EVERYBODY DOWN! GET DOWN!

WHERE'S THE BOMB?

>> BITE ME.

>> WHERE'S THE BOMB?!

>> YOU'LL KNOW WHEN YOU'RE DEAD.

>> I AM DEAD.

>> AAH!

>> THROW IT!

>> WAIT FOR IT.

>> BUT IT'S A BOMB!

>> WAIT FOR IT.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

AND NOW!

[ WHISTLING ] >> EH? WHAT IS THAT?

IS THAT A -- [ CELLPHONE BEEPING ]

>> YEAH?

>> HOW'D IT GO, DRAC?

>> WELL, I TOOK CARE OF THE BOMB, BUT I'M AFRAID ALL THE

PASSENGERS ARE DEAD.

>> BUT WE'RE NOT DEAD.

>> ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪

♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪

♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪

♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪

♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪

♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪

BA-GAWK! BAWK.