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[ THUNDER CRASHING ]
[ DRILLING, SAWING ]
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
>> IT'S ALIVE!
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
>> IT'S ALIVE!
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>> I-I DON'T -- I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON.
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THIS NEVER REALLY HAPPENS TO ME.
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>> NOT HAVING A PENIS NEVER
HAPPENS TO YOU?
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>> BARTENDER, GIVE ME A SCOTCH,
A BACKUP SCOTCH, AND A BOILER.
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THAT'S A SHOT OF SCOTCH FLOATING
IN A BIGGER GLASS OF SCOTCH.
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NOW, SCOTCH ME, SCOTCH FACE.
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>> WOW, ARE YOU SCOTTISH?
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>> I AM U.S. SENATOR
TED KENNEDY.
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>> I'M JENNA JAMESON, THE
WORLD'S MOST FAMOUS PORN STAR.
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WHAT'S WRONG?
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>> CELEBRITIES IN POLITICS.
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SCHWARZENEGGER, VENTURA,
FRANKEN.
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SOON, BLOATED, REPULSIVE
POLITICIANS LIKE ME WON'T FIND
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WORK ANYMORE.
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>> HEY, CELEBRITIES TAKE WORK
AWAY FROM HONEST PORN STARS,
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TOO -- PARIS HILTON,
PAM ANDERSON, SCREECH.
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>> WHAT THE HELL'S A SCREECH?
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AW, SCREW IT, JENNA.
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IF MY FAMILY'S TAUGHT ME
ANYTHING, IT'S THAT THERE'S ONLY
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ONE GOOD WAY TO GET RID OF
SOMEBODY.
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>> CRASH THEIR PLANE INTO THE
OCEAN?
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>> NO, THE OTHER WAY.
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>> DRIVE OFF A BRIDGE?
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>> NO, I'M TALKING ABOUT...
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[ GUN COCKS ]
>> YAH!
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PARIS, GET THAT [BLEEP] OUT OF
YOUR MOUTH.
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THAT'S MY JOB.
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[ GUNSHOT ]
[ DOG BARKING ]
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>> REMEMBER WHEN I SAID I'D KILL
YOU LAST?
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>> NO, I DON'T RECALL THAT --
OH, YOU ARE DOING A LINE FROM MY
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MOVIE.
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>> I LIED.
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>> I KNOW HOW IT GOES.
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AAH!
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YOU SUCK!
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>> SAYONARA, SCOTCH.
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>> SCREECH.
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>> WHATEVER.
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
[ ENGINE REVVING ]
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>> AAH!
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>> HOLY SCHNIKES!
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[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
HELLO?
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>> SETH, HONEY, ARE YOU AT THE
OSCARS?
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>> NO, MOM, I'M WATCHING THEM AT
HOME.
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>> WHY AREN'T YOU AT THE OSCARS?
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>> 'CAUSE, MOM, I WASN'T
NOMINATED.
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>> WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO START
DOING PRESTIGE PICTURES?
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>> I DO WORK I'M PROUD OF.
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>> APPARENTLY, A LITTLE FELLOW
NAMED OSCAR THINKS DIFFERENTLY.
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>> GOD DAMN IT!
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>> THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF
MY LIFE!
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>> OH, BABY.
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>> MICRO MACHINES MAN HERE TO
TELL YOU ABOUT THE GENUINE,
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ORIGINAL, MARVELOUSLY MAJESTIC
MICRO MACHINES COLLECTION.
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MAKE THESE CARS ZOOM AND VROOM,
VEER AND SNEER, JUMP AND BUMP.
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MICRO MACHINES MAN USED TO OWN A
1965 MUSTANG CONVERTIBLE, BUT
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HIS WICKED WIFE TOOK IT AND
EVERYTHING HE OWNED IN A DIVORCE
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PROCEEDING THAT LEFT YOURS TRULY
EMASCULATED, DEVOID OF
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TESTICLES, NOTHING BUT AN EMPTY
SCROTUM SWINGING BETWEEN HIS
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LEGS, LIKE A PORTENTOUS PENDULUM
TICKING AWAY THE REMAINS OF
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YESTERDAY'S YOUTH AND VIGOR.
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THE SEA COW FROM THE BLACK HOLE
MARRIED MICRO MACHINES MAN NOT
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FOR THE PROMISE OF ETERNAL
TONGUE TICKLING, BUT FOR AN
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AMORPHOUS AMORE ONLY A SUCCUBUS
COULD INFLICT ON A BALDING
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BUTTHEAD WITH POOR PROSPECTS.
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I'LL NEVER SEE MY KIDS AGAIN.
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TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT WHEN A RIGID
REMINGTON RIFLE BARREL GETS
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FRENETICALLY FELLATED AND BRAIN
MATTER GOES SPLATTER AND THE BIG
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BLANKET OF DARKNESS GIVES COLD
COMFORT TO A BROKEN BASTARD.
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FOR PRODUCT YOU CAN'T TAKE WITH
YOU TO THE GRAVE, BUY GALOOB.
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>> BE CAREFUL, DADDY.
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>> [ SMOOCHES ]
>> AAH!
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[ WESTERN MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> DRAW.
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[ GUNSHOTS ]
[ GUN CLICKS ]
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[ GUNSHOT ]
>> OW!
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>> NO!
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>> I DID IT, PRINCESS!
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I'VE BEEN THROUGH HELL AND BACK
TO SAVE YOU.
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>> OH, THANK GOODNESS.
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GANON WAS SUCH A BEAST.
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>> I WAS A LITTLE BIT BADASS.
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YEAH, I KILLED THOUSANDS OF
OCTOROKS AND RETRIEVED THE
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TRIFORCE OF WISDOM, JUST FOR
YOU.
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>> I TRULY APPRECIATE IT.
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TRULY.
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>> YEAH, YEAH, A GOOD FANTASY
ADVENTURE IT WAS, WITH A
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WONDERFUL FAIRY-TALE ENDING.
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>> EH-HEH.
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LOOK, KID, I KNOW WHERE YOU'RE
GOING WITH THIS, AND YOU HAVE TO
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REALIZE THAT I BARELY KNOW YOU.
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>> BUT I'M THE ONE WHO --
>> I'VE BEEN RESCUED BEFORE.
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IT'S PART OF BEING A PRINCESS.
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>> YEAH, BUT --
>> OF COURSE, THE FIRST TIME I
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WAS EVER RESCUED, I [BLEEP] THAT
GUY'S BRAINS OUT.
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HOO!
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HA!
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BUT YOU'RE LIKE THE
EIGHTH-SOMETHING.
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I'VE LOST TRACK.
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>> BUT IT'S MY FIRST TIME.
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I MEAN, IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE.
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>> LOOK, SOME CHERRIES YOU GET
TO POP, SOME YOU DON'T.
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HOW LONG DID THIS RESCUE TAKE
YOU, 20, 30 HOURS?
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>> IT TOOK ME 50 HOURS.
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>> 50?
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WOW, YOU SUCK.
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OH, LOOK, I ONLY HAVE EIGHT
RUPEES.
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TAKE IT FOR YOUR TIME.
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TAKE IT, THANKS.
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A GRATEFUL KINGDOM.
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I'M OUT.
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>> [ SIGHS ]
THEN I WILL SAVE YOU, MY
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PRINCESS.
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>> AND NOW WATCH ME ESCAPE FROM
THIS STRAITJACKET.
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[ GRUNTING, GIGGLING ]
SUCCESS!
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I TOLD YOU I'D DO IT!
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[ LAUGHS ]
>> WHY ARE YOU CLAPPING?
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A VIOLENT SCHIZOPHRENIC RAPIST
WITH TOUCHES OF DEMENTIA AND THE
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STRENGTH OF EIGHT MEN JUST
ESCAPED.
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>> YEAH, HE ESCAPED FROM HIS
STRAITJACKET.
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>> REALLY?
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I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO HAVE SEEN
THAT.
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>> AAH!
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>> NOW SMILE.
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PERFECT, YES.
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[ FARTS ]
>> THAT STOPPED HIM.
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>> YEAH, BUT, MAN, A SPIKE
STRIP?
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I MEAN, COULDN'T WE HAVE TRIED A
WARNING FIRST?
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>> YEAH, WE COULD HAVE, BUT WE
DIDN'T.
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[ LAUGHS ]
>> ACTUALLY, I PREFER
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AFRICAN-AMERICAN LAGOON, THANK
YOU VERY MUCH.
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>> ONCE AGAIN, GOOD TRUMPS EVIL,
AND GENERAL SPIDRAX'S PLAN HAS
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BEEN THWARTED.
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>> BUT I'M SURE SPIDRAX WILL BE
SPINNING A NEW WEB OF DECEIT
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BEFORE LONG, DARGON.
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
SPIDRAX, SPINNING WEB.
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I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE, ZAK,
AND I LIKE IT.
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[ LAUGHS ]
DRAGONFLYER, YOU IGNORANT BITCH,
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HEED MY TELEPATHIC COMMANDS.
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>> YOU USE TELEPATHY?
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I ALWAYS JUST KICK MINE IN THE
RIBS.
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>> WAIT, WE'RE BEING PULLED INTO
A TRACTOR BEAM.
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>> IT MUST BE SPIDRAX WEAVING A
NEW WEB.
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>> THE TIME FOR SPIDER PUNS IS
PAST.
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PREPARE TO FIGHT.
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AAH!
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AAH!
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>> OH, GOODNESS.
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THAT WAS A BIG ONE.
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>> MAKE SURE YOUR BINDLES ARE
STOWED PROPERLY.
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PLEASE DIRECT YOUR ATTENTION TO
THE EXITS HERE AND HERE.
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THE MEAL TODAY WILL BE A
WARMED-UP CAN OF BEANS, AND THE
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IN-FLIGHT MOVIE WILL BE
CRAZY JOHN ACTING OUT SCENES
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FROM "FORREST GUMP."
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>> BUT YOU AIN'T GOT NO LEGS,
LIEUTENANT DAN!
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>> ENJOY YOUR FLIGHT, AND THANK
YOU FOR FLYING HOMELESS
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AIRLINES.
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>> AAH!
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>> AND THAT'S HOW I'M GONNA GET
HOME TO ALASKA.
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>> I'M THE PRESIDENT OF JELLY
BEANS!
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>> TURN YOUR HEAD AND COUGH.
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>> [ COUGHS ]
>> AH, JUST AS I SUSPECTED.
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YOU LET A STRANGER GRAB YOUR
BALLS.
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[ MACHINE BEEPING ]
>> ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA
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DISCONNECT YOUR AIR MACHINE.
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THEN YOU'RE GONNA GO TO SLEEP.
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AND THEN I'LL GIVE YOU A SHOT,
AND YOU'LL STAY ASLEEP.
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>> "MO CHUISLE" MEANS "MY
DARLING," "MY BLOOD."
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>> [ SMOOCHES ]
[ BEEPING QUICKENS, FLATLINE ]
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>> FOR PICTURE QUALITY THAT PUTS
CABLE TO REST, YOU'VE GOT TO
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PICK DIRECTV.
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[ BELL RINGING ]
>> BOSS, THIS IS TAKING FOREVER.
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>> KEEP CHOPPING, YOU DRAIN
CLOG.
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ONCE WE HARVEST THE ENERGY OF
THE OLDEST TREE IN ETERNIA, WE
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CAN DESTROY CASTLE GRAYSKULL
ONCE AND FOR ALL!
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>> YOU KNOW, SKELETOR, BASED ON
OUR TRACK RECORD, THIS PROBABLY
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WON'T WORK.
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>> UH, LIFE'S A JOURNEY, NOT A
DESTINATION.
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>> NOT SO FAST, SKELETOR.
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TREES ARE SOME OF OUR MOST
PRECIOUS RESOURCES.
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>> UH...
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WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?
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>> YOUR FACE.
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>> OW!
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>> YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY --
A BIRD IN THE HAND IS WORTH TWO
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IN THE BUSH.
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>> STOP IT.
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>> WHAT, YOU GONNA CRY NOW?
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YOU GONNA CRY LIKE A BIG BABY?
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>> I DON'T EVEN HAVE TEAR DUCTS,
YOU JERK.
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>> YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED?
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A GOOD SKULL [BLEEP]
>> WHAT?
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>> UH!
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WHAT THE --
>> OH, CRAP!
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OH, CRAP!
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BEAST MAN, WHAT DID YOU DO?
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>> I DON'T KNOW.
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I MEAN, I THOUGHT HE WOULD BLOCK
IT OR SOMETHING.
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I MEAN, HE'S HE-MAN.
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>> THIS IS THE FIRST MURDER IN
ETERNIAN HISTORY.
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IF THE KING FINDS OUT, IT'S THE
GUILLOTINE FOR US ALL.
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>> OH, GOD.
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OH, GOD.
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OH, WE'RE UP [BLEEP] CREEK
WITHOUT A PADDLE, MAN.
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>> ♪ HE-MAN ♪
>> OKAY, READ THAT BACK TO ME.
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>> "BEING HE-MAN SUCKED MORE
THAN YOU THINK.
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FALLING BACKWARDS ONTO AN AX
NOW, THE WAY I ALWAYS TALKED
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ABOUT DOING.
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LOVE, HE-MAN."
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>> FOOLPROOF!
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>> LET'S GET THE HELL OUT OF
HERE.
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>> OH, NO.
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I MUST TELL KING RANDOR AND THE
SORCERESS THIS TERRIBLE NEWS.
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>> ♪ HE-MAN ♪
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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>> OH, WE'RE SO DEAD.
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OH, WE'RE SO DEAD, WE'RE SO
DEAD, WE'RE SO DEAD, WE'RE SO
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SCREWED.
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>> I'M TURNING OVER A NEW LEAF.
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FROM THIS POINT FORWARD, I'M NO
LONGER EVIL-LYN.
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YOU MAY CALL ME GOOD-LYN.
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>> HEH.
224
00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:22,855
YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOUR
NAME WAS EVELYN.
225
00:10:22,922 --> 00:10:23,656
IT'S WEIRD.
226
00:10:23,723 --> 00:10:25,791
ALL THIS TIME, IT'S BEEN
EVIL-LYN?
227
00:10:25,858 --> 00:10:27,226
>> PRETTY CLEVER, RIGHT?
228
00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:28,094
>> NO.
229
00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:31,764
[ BANGING ]
>> OH, GAME OVER, MAN, GAME
230
00:10:31,831 --> 00:10:32,531
OVER.
231
00:10:32,598 --> 00:10:34,300
>> WHY IS THAT DOOR LOCKED?
232
00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:36,702
I'VE GOT TO TAKE A DUMP.
233
00:10:36,769 --> 00:10:41,207
HOLY [BLEEP]
>> All: AAH!
234
00:10:41,273 --> 00:10:44,310
>> I HAVE THE POWER!
235
00:10:44,377 --> 00:10:48,247
>> I HAVE CRAPPED MY PANTS!
236
00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:51,417
>> ♪ HE-MAN ♪
>> ORKO, OH, THANK GOODNESS YOU
237
00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,486
FOUND HE-MAN'S SWORD OF POWER.
238
00:10:53,552 --> 00:10:56,389
WE CAN USE IT TO BRING HIM BACK
TO LIFE.
239
00:10:56,455 --> 00:11:00,092
>> HE-MAN WOULD BE BACK AND I'D
BE REGULAR ORKO AGAIN?
240
00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:01,193
>> ABSOLUTELY.
241
00:11:01,260 --> 00:11:04,630
>> YEAH, BUT THEN THAT HAPPENED.
242
00:11:04,697 --> 00:11:06,699
[ WHISTLES ]
>> ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
243
00:11:09,969 --> 00:11:12,538
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
244
00:11:12,605 --> 00:11:14,340
BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
245
00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:16,842
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
246
00:11:16,909 --> 00:11:18,577
BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
247
00:11:18,644 --> 00:11:21,180
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
248
00:11:21,247 --> 00:11:31,223
BAWK BAWK ♪
BA-GAWK! BAWK.
249
00:11:31,290 --> 00:11:32,290
BAWK BAWK ♪
BA-GAWK! BAWK.
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