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Robot chicken 31 "Metal militia" >> ha ha ha!

Robot chicken 31 "Metal militia" >> ha ha ha!

>> it's alive!

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>> ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

>> [screaming] >> we're going down!

[ding] >> hello?

C'mon, this is ridiculous.

Is this button even connected To anything?

Hello?

[dinging] Hello?

[sigh] "Must love dogs", that's a good

In-flight movie, huh?

>> eh, wh--what can I tell you?

I had a--I had a grandmother From hell, ok?

I mean, she was a jewish Juggler, she--she used to worry

About 6 things at once.

>> that's reasonably funny.

>> c'mon!

Let's fly!

>> I can fly!

[thud] >> to the sky!

[thud] >> woo hoo!

[thud] >> remember to think happy

Thoughts before you-- Uh...

Ahh.

[inhales] Huh.

>> may I help you, son?

>> my dad said I could get a Bitchin' sweet ride for my

Birthday, but it has to be Under 500 bones.

>> I think I have just The thing.

>> um, what the hell is this?

>> oh, no, no.

Hold it like so.

>> wh--whoa!

What's it doing?

Aah!

[screaming] Uh!

>> uh!

>> pull this thing over, Right now!

>> I don't know how to stop!

This is freakin' awesome!

Uh-oh.

Ohh--no!

Aah!

>> I have a very small penis.

>> oh, so you're looking For an s.U.V.?

>> a very, very small penis.

>> perhaps a hummer h2?

>> ha ha, ah, You are misinterpreting the

Insignificance of this penis.

It's--it's literally concave.

>> I think I have just The thing.

>> yes!

Yes!

This is very satisfying.

Look at the size of my Pants and--

[ticking] >> this is some serious

Bull[beep].

>> if only we had Rainbow brite's magic

Star sprinkles.

We'd turn the whole world gray.

>> guys, every night with this.

What's so great about turning The world gray, anyway?

>> oh, well, it's really more Of a metaphor.

>> I mean, if you want to do Something evil,

Arson is pretty evil.

>> look, just-- Shut up.

>> I say we break into rainbow Brite's place and take all

The star sprinkles we want.

>> none here.

What's under the sink?

>> tampons.

[keys jingle] >> oh, game over, man!

Game over!

Rainbow brite's gonna kick Our asses if she finds out

We're here!

>> oh, good god, what a day.

Mm-- Oh!

Ahh, oh, damn, I was holding That in for hours.

[ice cubes clink] [glass breaks]

>> I'm rick james, bitch.

>> ha ha ha!

Black people are so much funnier Than white people, ha hmm, mm.

Damn, I am effin' starvin'.

[beep] [microwave whirring]

Intruders!

>> let's get the [beep] Out Of here, man!

>> oh--oh--oh!

[yelling] Whoa!

>> ah--aah!

You're a bitch!

[yelling] >> "Dear citizens of

Rainbow land, We have changed our ways,

And are moving to tibet to help Battle chinese tyranny.

Signed, murky and lurky."

>> I knew those guys weren't So bad.

>> um, has anyone seen my Cousin blinky?

He--he hasn't been Around lately.

>> oh, "P.S., blinky came With us."

>> rom spaceknight!

A warrior made of solid metal, He's beaten the galaxy's

Toughest villains, but now faces A foe in every way his equal--

Jim, the guy with A giant magnet!

>> come here.

>> no.

>> come on.

>> nuh-uh.

>> chicken.

>> you are!

>> rom space chicken.

>> mature.

>> yeah, your mom was mature Last night.

>> what?

>> did her.

>> I'll teach you!

>> ah, teach this.

Ha ha!

Where's your gun now?

>> I didn't need it anyway.

>> oh, rommy, It's on the magnet.

>> you suck.

>> that's what your mom said.

>> she did not, my mom was A saint!

>> saint's suck.

>> how much is the doggy in The window?

>> which one?

>> the one with the waggly tail.

>> oh, you don't want that one.

He's got cancer.

>> we've gotta get to that Treasure before those

Bandits do.

>> that means we'll have To go...

Into the blue.

>> hi, I'm "Robot chicken" Executive producer seth green.

Because animation takes several Months to produce, we often

Write our movie parodies long Before the films have ever been

Released.

>> into the blue?

>> into the blue.

>> I hope you've enjoyed this Parody of the movie

"Into the blue", which I'm sure By now has been a box office

Blockbuster, and nominated for Several academy awards.

Thank you, and good night.

>> I'm in a bikini.

>> I do lots of sit-ups.

>> oh, damn it.

I hit the apple.

>> uh-- Where the hell is all the gauze?

>> oh, ha ha ha!

No, stop!

>> argh, mummy time!

>> you're so scary!

>> momma, can my new curfew be Midnight?

>> uh, yeah.

When pigs fly.

>> you heard the lady, oinky.

[squish] >> hmm.

Midnight it is.

>> [scary noises] Oh, oh, oh, wait, wait, wait,

Wait, he's under a blanket.

Ah, he's safe.

>> [laughing] >> get him, get him, get him!

I love beatin' kids!

["Indiana jones" theme plays] >> bam, bam!

Take that!

>> young man, if you are not Going to use that staff of ra

Properly, then you can't use it At all.

>> aww.

>> you'll get this back at The end of the week.

>> indy!

You have to help me.

Those boys stole my dolly!

>> [laughing] >> [sobs]

["Indiana jones" theme plays] >> what do you want, henry?

["Indiana jones" theme plays] >> what do you want, henry?

>> please, no!

I--I'm easily nauseated!

Look out!

[crash] [whirring]

>> aah!

>> start the station wagon, mom!

Start the station wagon!

[tires squeal] >> how was school, honey?

Did you make any new friends?

>> there's a shake in the car, Mom!

Why is there a shake in the car!

>> what?

I picked up some burger king For you.

>> I hate shakes, mom!

I hate 'em!

I wanted a soda.

>> prepare for a visit from The fuhrer himself.

My god!

Everything must be shpic And shpan!

Hogan, will you and your men Promise to behave?

>> you better believe it, Brother!

What's hitler gonna do when These 24-inch pythons come

For you?

>> hogan!

>> I know nothing!

>> ok, boys.

The big man's visit is the Perfect time to make our escape.

All right, what've we got?

>> we have this rope and this Flashlights, the fake passports,

Uh, playboys, and, uh, these.

>> oh, yeah--uh!

Snap into a slim jim!

>> holy [beep]!

Slim jim!

I just love slim jims!

>> roddy, we need your stealth.

Go take out the guard real Quiet-like, and the rest of us

Will sneak past-- >> gotcha, hogan!

Hey, hey, hey, you [beep] Nazi!

How are ya?

>> huh?

[yells] Ah--oh!

[yelling] Oh, ah....

>> everything had better be in Tiptop shape.

>> ja vol, mein fuhrer!

>> hulk-a-mania, runnin' wild!

>> macho madness is comin' At you!

>> leaping lenny poffo's Going baffo!

>> mein schnitzle!

>> oh, no.

Sergeant slaughter's not done With you two.

>> and hitler takes a flaming Chair to the spine in what will

Surely go down in history as one Of "Wrestlemania's" greatest

Moments.

Sergeant shultz, do you have Any comment?

>> I know nothing!

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