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>> ha ha ha!

[whir] It's alive!

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>> ♪ I love you You love me ♪

>> but I'm not in love with you.

>> I win.

>> where? I can't see.

>> here--diagonally.

>> pretty sneaky, sis.

>> hey, barney boy, this is the Life.

>> you said it, fred.

An entire civilization not Wearing underwear.

You got to love it.

[knocks on door] >> now, who could that be?

>> hee hee hee!

>> yeah?

>> hi. I'm mr. Rock from Fedexstone.

I got a delivery for fred Flintstone from

Amazonaboulder.Com-pebble.

Look. Sometimes the rock puns Don't fit too well, buddy.

You want the package or not?

>> "Dear fred, I hope this Distracted you long enough.

Signed, barney.

P.S.--I invented paper.

Bitchin!" >> hee hee hee!

>> barney! My pebbles!

>> hee hee!

Hee hee hee!

Can't catch me, fred.

>> argh!

>> hee hee hee!

Hey, good one, fred. Good-- Uh-oh.

Oh, damn it, fred.

I just wanted some of your [beep] Cereal.

>> oh, his head always was full Of rocks.

>> [gasps] A witness.

Witnesses! The dishwasher...

>> my goodness cretaceous!

>> the record player...

>> he's off his rocker.

>> the bidet!

>> oh, man, the things I've Witnessed.

[all screaming] >> is he stone cold crazy?

You bet jurassic.

>> no more puns!

[laughing maniacally] >> so he's trying to sell me a

Tampon, but I said, "It's just a Rock,"

And he said, "Well, duh.

Everything is a rock."

>> the nerve of some people.

[both gasp] >> oh, my god!

>> [laughing] >> oh, lord, please don't stop

Him before he kills me.

>> uhh!

>> fruity pebbles are an Important part of this complete

Breakfast.

>> oh, I'm sorry.

There are no rs.

>> ♪ I love you You love me ♪

>> either way, it's 50 bucks.

>> tired of slip 'n slide?

Water balloons no fun?

Then get ready for the phyllis Diller spray-n-play.

>> ha ha ha!

>> yay! I'm having fun!

Ha ha! Yeah.

I love you, phyllis diller Spray-n-play.

Ow! That hurt.

>> ha ha ha!

>> right now, I'm not Having fun.

Aah!

>> ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

>> uhh...

>> you're gonna have some fun Today with the phyllis diller

Spray-n-play.

>> ha ha ha!

>> go, go, gadget hooker clean.

Wowzers.

>> here we will build a great Pyramid, an everlasting

Testament to my extreme Awesomeness.

>> yes, pharaoh.

>> but, sir, what will we use For raw materials?

>> uh, duh.

>> your majesty, we ran out of Brown bricks.

>> it's all good in the 'hood, Baby.

Just use yellow bricks.

>> running low on yellow, but There's lots of blue.

>> no stress.

>> your majesty, we kind of Skipped step 18, and now it's

Too late to go back.

>> oh, come on.

>> everything is sort of leaning To the right.

Hope that's cool.

>> oy.

Yes?

>> um, some of the slaves got Into the space legos and added

Some satellite dishes and a big Grappling arm to the west side

Of the pyramid.

>> agh. Whip them.

Whip the piss right out of them.

>> yes, sir.

>> although that does sound kind Of kick-ass.

[snoring] >> uh, your majesty?

We're officially out of legos.

Lots of duplo blocks, though.

>> duplo? I'll duplo you in the Nut bag.

Get out!

>> ready for the big unveiling?

>> oh, show me, show me, show Me, show me.

>> ♪ ta-da ♪ >> what's this?

>> your grave, mother[beep].

>> yay!

>> take that, tutanhymen.

I hereby declare the funky space Pyramid of the people open for

Business.

>> hooray!

>> [panting] Ah, just right.

>> you won't believe you're Eating ron jeremy's butter.

>> sydney, where are you?

[wolf whistles and hooting] >> [mmm]

>> sydney, the top-secret device Is in a wall safe in the

Basement.

>> [ooh ooh rr] >> I knew your credentials

Didn't check out.

Prize-winning cellist, my ass.

>> [ooh rr] >> get her.

>> ooh! Aah!

>> uh!

>> aah! Uh! Uh! Aah!

Ohh!

>> [ooh ooh rr] >> I love you, sydney, but we

Just can't be together.

>> [ooh rr ooh rr] >> sydney!

>> yeah!

>> [rr ooh rr coo] >> eh, damned kids.

>> ♪ I love you You love me ♪

>> damn right.

>> dad, could you kick an Angel's ass?

>> you're damn right, I could.

[thud] >> is that santa on the roof?

>> well, if not, I got a present For him.

>> oof!

>> santa! Santa!

>> oh, my mother[beep] Knee!

Aw, [beep]. [beep].

Aw, [beep].

[beep] It all to hell.

That hurts like a mother[beep].

>> dad, what's a [beep]?

>> uh, heh. Huh.

Uh, so, santa, what happened?

>> bandits, goku.

They stole my reindeer and all The presents and my pants.

>> ha ha ha!

Christmas is ours.

>> you'll never get away with This.

>> ho ho ho!

I've got 5 good reasons for you To shut up.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

>> dad, who are those guys?

>> kung fu legends.

That's the little drummer boy, Whose mystical drum conjures

Demons most foul; the Nutcracker, who knows over 100

Different testicle-based Attacks; and composite santa

Claus, who looks like 1/2 santa And 1/2 frosty the snowman.

>> what are composite santa's Powers?

>> I don't know, but he freaks Me right the [beep] Out.

>> intruders.

>> I will conjure a demon with My magical drum.

Ha ha ha!

>> spirit ball!

>> kamehameha!

[explosion] >> holy [beep]!

>> I'll get this one, dad.

You're not so tough.

>> testicle attack number 49!

>> ow! My dragon ball.

>> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

>> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Sugei mako!

>> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

>> ok. I got nothing.

Oh! Temperatures over 32 degrees Fahrenheit--my only weakness.

>> we...Did it.

>> fools.

>> mrs. Santa?

>> that's right.

The mastermind behind this evil Attack on christmas is me.

>> but why?

>> it all started at the north Pole.

I started getting terrible Headaches.

>> mrs. Claus, are you ok?

>> waah!

At first, I thought it was Merely my period, but that was

Not the case, as I hit menopause Centuries ago.

[rimshot] Polar radiation forced an

Evolutionary change in me.

Now I want revenge.

Yeeagh!

>> darling, no!

>> ha ha! Ha ha!

>> aah!

>> gohan and I need a minute to Rest.

It's up to you for now.

>> I think one of them popped.

>> it's payback time.

Let's beat her up so bad, her Kids will inherit the bruises.

>> yeah. We'll hit her so hard, She'll starve to death rolling.

>> she's so ugly, we'll push her Face in dough and make gorilla

Biscuits.

>> she's so black, when she go To night school, teacher mark

Her absent.

>> that's still my wife, guys.

>> kill!

>> oh. Your nose shoots lasers?

>> you didn't think there was a Reason it glows red?

What does yours shoot?

>> pbbt!

>> ew! To think, I wanted to Play your games.

>> rr! Rr!

Rraagh!

>> she's grown too gigantic and Unstable.

Women. Am I right, fellas?

>> the tenka'ichi budokai is Finally complete.

>> what the [beep] Are you Talking about?

Was that even english?

What happened to my wife?

Ohh, this is the last time I Bring presents to japan.

[rimshot] >> ♪ buck buck buck

Buck-buck buck buck Buck buck buck

Buck-a buck-a Buck buck buck... ♪

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>> buck.

Sit, ubu. Sit.

Bad dog.

[gunshot]