Original subtitles

- [maniacal laughing]

- [drill humming]

- it's alive!

- [gobbling]

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- this is me.

And this is seth green.

We're married.

- hey! Kool-aid!

- oh, you--oh!

Oh, no!

- we need voltron!

- right away.

Voltron force, assemble!

- voltron!

- shake it, baby.

[cheering]

- keith, the enemy ships Are falling back.

- head's up, team.

- [growling]

- better form voltron.

- right!

- pidge, get off.

- [roaring]

- he's holding a weapon!

- ♪ let me see you work it, Work it ♪

[break dancing music playing]

♪ watch you work it, Work it ♪

♪ back again, it's the Robeast digger digger ♪

♪ king size bling On my king size trigger finger ♪

♪ throw away the law No rhyme on his punishment ♪

♪ cristal bangin, and my paper Keep the honey's grinnin ♪

- we just got served, team.

- voltron, represent!

- [break dancing music Continues]

♪ why are you ♪

♪ gonna front like a punk That's got mad skills? ♪

♪ you, dat bitch ♪

♪ stick your ass on the block Trying to pay those bills ♪

♪ when I drop this base ♪

♪ six hour force On to get work ♪

♪ like heartbreak ridge ♪

♪ I'm gonna bust your face ♪

♪ wiping up your blood with the Panties that I stole from benz ♪

♪ ho ho ho ho ho ♪

♪ work it out ♪

♪ ho ho ho ho ho ♪

♪ work it out ♪

♪ ho ho ho ho ho ♪

♪ work it out ♪

♪ back to your ass Put a dent in a robot ♪

♪ you wanna wish, Get a vacuum robot ♪

♪ shock to the dome, Put a block in a robot ♪

♪ six feet under in a grave, Robot ♪

♪ ho ho ho ho ho ♪

♪ work it out ♪

♪ ho ho ho ho ho ♪

♪ work it out ♪

♪ ho ho ho ho ho ♪

♪ work it out ♪

♪ let me see you work it, Work ♪

♪ get on the floor And work it, work it ♪

♪ are you ever gonna Work it, work it? ♪

♪ come on, man, Just work it out ♪

♪ let me see you Work it, work it ♪

♪ I wanna watch you work it, Work it ♪

♪ here's a dollar, Now work it, work it ♪

- [laughing] ♪ just work it out! ♪

♪ come on man, Just work it out! ♪♪

- we're out of moves!

Time for a desperation Measure, team.

- served! Served! Served! Served! Served! Served!

- [laughs]

- hey, who's laughing now, Be-atch?! Huh? Huh?

- and in other news tonight, Voltron got totally served.

- damn!

- [laughing]

- this is me.

And this is stalin.

We're married.

- [giggling]

I hope you brought protection.

- yeah. You are so hot.

Get in here.

- [crying]

- the mongoose may be small,

But he's one of the fiercest Killers in the animal kingdom.

- [squawks]

- when the mongoose Finally spots its target,

The strike Is precise and deadly.

[gun shot]

- the president has been shot.

Repeat. The president Has been shot.

- [sirens blaring]

- [laughing]

- no animal is immune

From the tormenting cackle Of the hyena.

- [cackling]

[cackling]

Look at him! He was so friggin' fat.

- [growling]

- [cackling]

Some king of the jungle.

- [roaring]

- he needs a mouse to help.

[cackle slowly ending]

Uh-oh.

Ow! Ow!

[laughing]

Uh, yes, hi.

I'd like to report A domestic disturbance.

- but I didn't do anything!

- officer, no! He never laid a paw on me.

I swear! You--you can't!

- [kissing sound]

So...Single, huh?

- [cheering]

- truly, the lemming Is nature's retard.

- [cheering]

- to freedom!

- let's go back to your place.

- do you have any condoms?

- who needs condoms?

- patty cake, patty cake, Baker's man...

- ow! Ow! A little help?

- the year is 1966, And walt disney is dead!

The beloved cartoonist, Movie maker,

And hero to the american family

Left specific instructions to be Carried out upon his death.

- ok. Do it.

- [chainsaw revving]

- did he really say this should Be done with a chainsaw?

- never question him.

- the public would never know What mad experiments took place

Under the matterhorn that day.

- [electrical crackling]

- did it work?

- I...Hunger!

- bring in The first cuban child.

- [child stammering]

- walt disney must feed!

- no! No, no! No!

Ayudame!

- yes. Yes!

Yes!

- [child screaming]

- as the years went by, Disney's power would grow.

He demanded a disney park Be built in florida

So he could be closer To his cuban food supply.

- [whimpering]

- sir, I need your approval On these expansion plans.

- busy! Eating!

- you didn't see anything! You got that?

- god help me! Ooh!

- walt disney's lust For the flesh of cuban children

Was kept under control Until one fateful day.

- the long journey Of elian gonzales

Has finally come to a close.

After being taken By federal agents

From his temporary home In miami,

Little elian has been reunited With his family in cuba.

- elian? Elian!

No! Noo!

Argh!

Elian!

- [tires screech]

- [alarm sounds]

- andale! Andale! Arriba! Arriba!

- ugh!

- [speaking spanish]

- [screaming]

- [screaming]

- elian!

- here I am.

- elian?

- if it will stop The devastation

On my beloved cuban people,

I will sacrifice myself to you.

- die, american beast!

- aah!

- [cheering]

- we must always remember The sacrifices made today

By the brave cuban soldiers

Whose deaths will Not be known outside of cuba

Thanks to the american embargo.

- [gunshot]

- I love doing that.

- [gunshots]

- trash. Trash. Not mine. Garbage.

Garbage. Not mine. Ooh! We'll take that.

- huh.

- ["1812 overture" playing]

- I got it! I got it! Ooh!

- to be...Ooh!

- [roaring]

- ow!

- ow! - ooh!

- ah! - eeh!

- ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!

- ooh!

- aah!

- [crying]

- ugh!

- [music ends]

- thank you. Thank you all So much--ooh!

Oh-ho!

- [gobbling]

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- stupid monkey.