Original subtitles

Emiru Momose

Rinako Hirasawa

Director Kazuyoshi Nakamura

I will fight for love!

Maid's Secret

What's wrong, Master?

Stop calling me that.

It's kind of embarrassing.

Just call me Keita.

But I have to call my master "Master".

And I'm a maid.

So, I'll do...

...anything you say.

How is it, Master?

What do you mean?

It feels good.

I'll make you feel even better.

It feels too good...

I feel like I'm going to die!

Then why don't you?

What's with the old-fashioned reaction?

You think you can get away with whatever you want, just because you're asleep?

I wasn't; I was just meditating.

If you were just sleeping, that would be one thing.

But can you knock off the perverse dreams?

I wasn't, I wasn't!

What are you talking about?

Oh, okay, so what was up with, "lt feels too good...",

"l feel like I'm going to die"?

Oh, that was just...

If you want it so badly, why don't you just give it up already?

You don't have to tell me to do it!

Geez...

It's not like I'm a virgin by choice!

Could you say it any louder?

The promised day is almost here.

Please go out with me!

Please!

Please!

Oh, what should I do...

I love Keita more than you!

No, I love him more!

We've been in the same class for three years now!

So what?

We live on the same block!

Well, I know everything about Keita!

His favorite lunch is onigiri and he likes Korean nori!

Two years ago, his mom accidentally used aji nori instead,

and you were so mad, you stormed out of school, didn't you?

Did that really happen?

It did! In the second year, during first semester, May 14th,

right after our two o'clock gym class!

Then the next day, on the 15th, you forgot your math homework.

I let you copy mine though.

Then, let me ask you this!

Do you know what color underwear Keita is wearing today?

Oh, burn! It looks like you don't!

I do know!

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Bl..Black.

Wrong, wrong, wrong!

They're red.

The correct answer is passion-red briefs!

How did you know that?

Because I can see your room perfectly from mine!

I'm always watching you, Keita!

Stay away from him, you Peeping Jill!

You're one to talk, you creepy notebook-stalkeress!

All you ever do is get in the way.

Are you talking about yourself again?

You already have other guys,

so why do you have to go after Keita?

The other guys were just practice for Keita!

You're filthy.

Fine.

How do you plan on making Keita happy?

Huh?

Did you know that eighty percent of guys

who are virgins wish for a partner who is not a virgin?

That can't be true!

Well, it is.

My older brother said so himself, and this book he was reading said it too.

My brother's a committed virgin.

So, it can't be a lie.

"I've slept with so many guys before,

but nobody's ever gotten me off like you, Keita!"

Try saying it.

Hearing that would make him so happy!

No, he wouldn't!

I bet he wishes he could say,

"I'm so happy that you saved yourself for me!"

That's a total virgin delusion!

You just sound like a dirty, used loser!

What did you say?

What? What did you say?

Excuse me...

Keita!

To be perfectly honest, I can't decide which one of you I'd rather go out with.

So, let's meet here again in one year!

Then, to the lady I like the best...

I... will... give... myself!

A whole year, huh?

No dirty stuff, you hear?

And no spying on your end!

So...

Let's meet in one year.

I figured Keita probably likes being served,

so I became a maid to hone those skills.

I hope I'm not wrong.

No, no!

You can't lose hope now!

I have to have self-confidence!

Harumi, fight! Harumi!

Excuse me...

Sorry...

I was just talking to myself.

You're not waiting in line, right?

May I go ahead?

Huh?

Sorry about this, see ya.

You... You're not gonna...

All right, I'm off!

Call an ambulance!

Good job today.

You too.

Are you all right? You don't look too good.

I saw something disturbing during lunch today.

Hey, aren't you going to change?

Hey, can I ask you a question?

If you make it quick. I have a date after this.

A date?

A date? With who?

My boyfriend, of course!

I didn't know you had a boyfriend.

Of course I do!

Where are you going for your date?

We haven't had a date in a while, so we're going straight to a love hotel!

A love hotel?

Is it that shocking?

Oh, sorry, I guess since you're a virgin, you've never gone before.

What's that got to do with it?

So, you've been?

Eep...

"Eep"? Is that your come back?

Can't you let one go by?

So...

Yes?

Did you come to work in that?

Yep!

I'm a maid, heart and soul.

So, what was it you wanted to ask?

I was going to ask you

what you think about suicide, but forget about it.

Even your questions are old-fashioned.

I'm taking off, see you later.

I also want to join Keita and...

This burning is pure happiness!

Huh, bro?

This exquisite heat...

The timing of the drops...

If I were to compare it to French cuisine, it would...

What was that?

Yes, ma'am!

You've been constantly mouthing off. Shut up already!

Shit...

Can't you just shut up?

Pigs!

We're sorry!

Oh please, mistress!

Lick it!

Yes!

Take my boots off and properly lick me clean!

Yes, ma'am!

We will now partake...

Any day now, huh?

Hello!

We're coming back now, but do you mind if we have dinner first?

Yes, thank you!

I've decided to keep you company beyond our play time.

You do have something delectable prepared, right?

Of course we do, right, bro?

Yeah, if the chef can't satisfy our mistress's taste,

I'll kill him myself.

You're so cool, bro!

Yeah, huh?!

Fine, then. Yeah, huh?!

How long are you planning to make me stand around though?

Yes, ma'am! We'll call the taxi right now!

Wait, hang on! Wait!

Keita is the indecisive type, so he's definitely a masochist.

That's why I started working as a dominatrix.

What do I do if I'm wrong and he turns out to be a sadist?

It will be fine!

I'm a good judge of character!

I'm thinking about the sweet future lying ahead of the two of us!

And Harumi's face, when she starts whimpering!

Meeting with Keita

Another week to go.

It's not easy being a virgin.

But it's not like I can go to anyone else...

I did it again.

I may be a virgin, but I'm an expert at doing it by myself.

What the heck...

That's not a selling point!

I'm just like Misuzu's older brother.

Thanks, I'm an expert too.

I'm coming!

I just pictured something weird.

I wonder how...

...Misuzu's doing?

Keita, this is the vibrator I'm going to use to tease your cute little butthole.

Isn't that wonderful?

Your eyes! They look afraid, but they can't hide your true feelings.

You want it.

What?

You're embarrassed because I saw through you?

Oh, I love your expression!

It's making it pulsate!

You'll have to take responsibility for making me get this way.

I'm going to let you take responsibility.

Okay, I'll put it in for you.

Keita!

Keita, I'm going to let you conquer me.

Get on top of me.

I'm going to come! I'm going to come!

I'm coming! I'm coming!

Wow, I've really gotten good...

...at doing this alone.

No! I can't stop S&M from seeping into my fantasies!

Did I pick the wrong career?

I'd be happy if we could just love each other normally.

Meeting Day

Meeting Day

I will not lose!

You called me this early in the morning

and all you wanted to do was practice making onigiri?

Well, I need a proper selling point that sounds better

than being an expert at masturbating.

hat?

Ignore it, I was talking to myself.

So, why don't you try one?

Is it good?

It's weird.

It's not good or disgusting... It's weird?

It's weird

that someone could make an onigiri that tastes this shitty.

I knew it! I'm hopeless!

I mean, I did single-handedly close down the whole school after my cooking class.

Tell me the horror stories before you make me eat something you made.

Maiko, will you please teach me how to make good onigiri?

Okay, okay, just let go of me already!

Please teach me, Miss Maiko!

Let go of my hand!

What am I doing wrong?

You need to pay attention to how hard you press and the amount of salt.

Oh, I get it.

Is this a natural talent? Or does it depend on effort?

Hmm, I think it depends more on effort.

Then, I'm going to make the effort!

Can I ask you a basic question?

I don't have a lot of time, so make it short.

You know you can buy delicious onigiri at any convenience store, right?

Those won't work!

They have to be home made!

Is there any better woman than a woman who makes delicious onigiri?

Uh, yeah?

Okay, now you're just getting in the way!

Geez!

Wait for me, Keita.

I'm going to make you the best onigiri in the world!

Please don't stare at me like that, I'm shy!

Please don't stare at me like that, I'm shy! And one!

I put a lot of love into it! Look that way! Look this way!

Welcome back, Master! Master, look this way!

Master, look this way!

You are it!

Yeah, we did it!

You need to sit back down.

Let's do it again!

Yeah!

And go!

Look that way! Look this way!

Master, look this way!

Here!

Yes!

Thank you very much!

Where's Harumi?

Huh?

She can't possibly still be in the kitchen!

I'm not going to stop until I've made a thousand of these.

Whose going to eat that many?!

Special Maid Onigiri

However, provided as-is.

I can't really tell.

I mean, I think it's good, but...

You can have some if you want.

Are you sure?

Delicious!

Really?

Yeah, it's good.

Really?

Oh, I'm so happy!

Thank you very much!

If I think that this will be my last meal on Earth...

Huh?

Well then, I'm off!

Not again!

Wow, this guy is really tough.

Harumi, where were you? We've been lookaying for you!

I, well...

Well anyway, your onigiri...

What happened?

Just come on!

What's going on?

It's fine, just take a look.

I can't believe it!

Yeah, huh?

I bet this guy's obsessed with onigiri; I bet my life on it!

Harumi?

What's wrong? Do you know this guy?

What's with the tray?

I'm not supposed to see you until the promised day and talking like this...

Well, there's nothing we can do about it.

We met by coincidence.

A coincidence is no crime.

Right?

So, you don't need that tray anymore, right?

Are you okay?

Sorry...

I haven't touched you directly since senior year,

when we had the culture festival folk dance on September 25th.

So, I got nervous...

Your memory is as good as ever.

If I had a memory as good as yours, my grades at school would be better.

You're in cooking school now, right?

Yes, today I got a message from a friend from a school group called ONK,

which is why I came here.

What's ONK?

Onigiri Network.

If someone finds a store with good onigiri, they send a message to every member.

And today, they said that your place's onigiri tasted like

they really had a lot of love packed into them.

I had to try it.

That's because I was thinking of you while I made them.

What?

Oh, nothing!

This is the first time I've come to a maid cafe.

They're pretty cool.

Those clothes look good on you too.

It's cute.

Really?

Yeah...

You're cuter than when we were in school together.

For real?

I should come here again.

Yeah, you definitely should,

after we have the promised date.

All right.

Oh, not again!

And...

...he's still alive!

Come again, Keita.

Oh, excuse me, "Master".

That's kind of embarrassing.

Well then, bye.

What the hell is going on?

Welcome back, Master!

What may I bring you?

An orange juice, please.

My pleasure, sir.

One moment, please.

So, that's what this was all about!

What?

It's for the onigiri guy, right?

That you're saving your cherry for?

Well, that's...

If you go on a date with him, make sure to take some onigiri,

homemade ones.

It's all thanks to you!

Welcome back...

Misuzu?

I have something I want to ask you.

Didn't we make a deal that neither of us would meet Keita until the promised date?

That's not what happened! Listen!

Today's meeting was just a coincidence.

I guess you grew out of the whole virgin thing

when you started to wear those slutty clothes to try to turn his head.

I don't want any excuses!

They're not excuses!

It really was just a coincidence!

Useless words!

Hello? Is this the police? I have a serious issue here.

I won't let you cheat your way ahead!

It's on top of the building, please hurry.

Are you all right?

Thanks so much!

t was nothing.

Thank you for the onigiri.

Violence never solves anything, does it now?

Here we go!

Well then, I'm off!

Not again!

I bet he's still alive.

Yup, he is.

Sweat!

Yes, ma'am!

Excuse us...

All ready?!

Yes! All ready?!

Hurry up!

Yes, ma'am!

Excuse us, mistress!

You really are angry, aren't you, mistress?

She doesn't spare the whip!

Did something happen, madame?

If it pleases you, you could talk to us about it.

We'll do whatever we can.

For our mistress,

anything...

Really? Anything?

Really!

I see...

Brother! Brother...

What is it?

That way...

All right.

Why don't you have the store clean your uniform?

Yeah, but I'm putting it on tomorrow.

Tomorrow?

Don't you have a day off tomorrow?

Yes, but I'm still wearing it tomorrow.

Why?

After all...

Those clothes look good on you. You look cute.

I want to be my best tomorrow.

Huh?

Did I forget it?

I need that exact ribbon.

Ribbon, ribbon...

Ribbon, ribbon...

Ribbon, ribbon...

Ribbon, ribbon...

Ribbon, ribbon...

Ribbon...

Ribbon, ribbon...

Ribbon...

Ribbon, ribbon...

It's not here.

Why?

Why?

May l?

Of course!

Don't get me dirty.

I'm sorry!

"Sorry" doesn't cut it.

Please forgive me! "Sorry" doesn't cut it.

Does this feel good?

Yes, thank you!

I'm going to give you a reward, so open your mouth.

You, pay attention.

Yes!

Mistress, please, do it to me too!

Oh, thank you!

You want some too?

Yes!

I guess you're up.

Would you like another reward?

Yes!

All right, then I want you to fuck this chick up.

If you do it, I'll give you the ultimate reward.

The ultimate reward?

I'll make you come with this.

Yes! Yes!

Fuck her up good, you hear?

Wait! Misuzu! Misuzu!

I like that voice.

I didn't think I'd hear it from you.

It's wonderful.

No! Leave me alone!

No!

Eww, what are you doing?

Stop, stop!

Let me touch her too!

Don't touch me!

She's so sweet! Don't touch me!

No!

No! Stop!

Oww, that hurts!

Leave me alone!

No!

Cute!

Stop! Cute!

No!

Stop!

We're just getting started.

Stop!

Eww, stop!

No one will be here for a while, so we're going to do this nice and slow.

No!

Stop!

Stop it!

That hurts!

So cute!

You're hurting me!

Cute!

Come on, spread your legs!

You're hurting me!

Stop!

Oww!

Look!

Oww!

Stop!

Sounds great! Go ahead and eat her up!

Oh, and send me pictures.

Talk to you later then.

Keita!

Huh?

Where's Harumi?

If she's not here, it probably means she's given up.

I don't think so.

If she's not coming, then why don't you just forget about her?

How do you know that she's not coming?

Oh, just that...

Do you know something about this?

Why?

Why do you only care about Harumi?

All right!

Check it out!

It's going in!

Just kidding!

It's going in!

Just kidding!

She's so cute!

Are you getting this?

Every little detail, bro.

It's going in, it's going in!

Just kidding!

If you keep moving around like that, it really is going to slip in.

Look, look!

All right, the first one in was my cock!

Here we go!

Oh, it feels so good.

Is it good for you too?

Come on, is it good for you too?

Tell me, "It's so good!".

Huh?

I think I'm going to come!

I can... I can come inside you, right?

I... can't... hold it back... anymore...

Bro, let me do it too!

Are you trying to tell me you already decided?

Well, it's just...

I didn't know your taste in women was that bad.

What's so great about a girl like this?

What did you bring these for?

Huh?

I can't understand you!

Those are for Keita!

I made them for him!

Mmm, mind if I help myself?

Stop!

Harumi!

If a guy shows up there, don't let him in the store.

Hey, you, what did you bring these for?

Huh?

I can't understand you!

No! Those are for Keita!

I made them for him!

Mmm, mind if I help myself?

Stop!

Delicious.

What, you want some too?

Here!

Get out of my way!

No can do, bro.

Does that hurt?

Does that hurt?

What a pussy.

Come on, is that all you've got?

We're gonna get hit by a geezer!

You shouldn't be fighting this early in the morning!

Don't tell me, he's still alive?!

I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

They ate your onigiri.

And...

And...

It's delicious.

Oh, thank you!

It's really good.

I want to eat them every day!

How could you do something like this?

You're supposed to be friends!

'm going to fuck both of you up!

I'm not going to let you hurt him!

I fucking hate you!

I'm going to protect our future together!

Do you like me?

Yes...

Do you love me?

Yes...

I love you.

I'm going to put it in.

Harumi...

Keita...

I'm going to come.

Okay...

Good morning!

Good morning!

Where's Harumi?

She's taking a break.

We haven't even opened yet and she's taking a break?!

Wow, you're so old-fashioned!

How is it?

It's delicious!

I'm so glad!

No, it can't be...

I knew it!

You young people have your whole lives ahead of you!

I wish you all the happiness!

Well then, I'm off!

No!