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NEW YORK CITY

My name is Gala Scott.

And no, I'm not some drug dealer's fancy sidepiece

or a white-collar criminal's stripper girlfriend.

Yesterday, my life was perfect.

At least I thought it was.

Yeah, there were some red flags. One of them being my husband.

If he wasn't such a piece of... work,

I would be celebrating right now instead of taping money to my body.

TWO DAYS AGO

I look like the curtains.

I thought you already had a dress.

I did. I ordered a dress. This is what came.

Yeah. I'm already having a midlife crisis.

You think I'm gonna squeeze my ass into some pleather?

Okay, first of all, this is not a midlife crisis. Okay?

Call me when you're accidentally tripping over your nipples.

Yeah.

Look. How's Kate, by the way?

Good. She... You know...

since she's been away at school, we don't talk as much,

but she's super supportive and, you know, this is basically her idea.

Well, that's nice. At least your kid still talks to you.

Mine blocked me off all social media because I use too many emojis.

Well, you do.

I just still can't believe you're not coming tonight.

I know, but I have been texting with this guy for a month.

And look at him. We're meeting tonight. Meet Roberto.

- His name's Ronaldo. - Ronaldo. Yeah.

Can I try these?

Can you believe that her mother used to crush grapes in Napa?

And now, tonight she's opening her own wine shop.

You know, this is the fifth person you've told?

I know, and I'm so proud.

- Let's go. - It's f... That was mine.

Okay. Everything is set.

The caterers are confirmed for 7:00.

- And everybody on the guest list RSVPed. - Okay.

And I picked up your suit from the dry cleaners.

- Thank you. - That green one. That one's my favorite.

- And I did it. I found a dress! - Great.

And how much was that dress?

I don't know. I bought three.

Argh! You can only wear one dress at a time.

I know, I know, but we have that charity thing next week,

so I just figured I'd wear one of those.

Yeah, okay.

I gotta call the landlord. He left me a message.

- No, I did it. - You did? Okay.

And what about the email from the lighting company?

They didn't get the deposit?

- No, it's all under control. - Yeah?

- Yeah. It's taken care of. - Okay.

I'm so happy you made it back in time.

Hey.

It's gonna be perfect because you are perfect.

You're my favorite businessman.

Hey, all I did was the figures.

You did everything else.

That's true.

Damn.

I forgot something at the office. I gotta go back and get it.

What?

No, no, no. Right now?

Yeah. I'm sorry.

Look, I'll drop you at home and I'll get to the party at...

- What? I don't know 8:15? - Honey, no,

- we have to get home and get ready. - Baby. At 8:15, I promise.

I promise.

Okay.

All right, so tell me what you think. Be honest.

It's so beautiful it makes me wanna cry and get drunk.

This is all I've worked on since Kate left for boarding school.

It has to go well.

Honey, I don't know anyone that knows more about wines than you.

Don't worry about the press.

Just get them drunk enough, and they'll give you rave reviews.

Good point.

God, I wonder where Fred is. He should've been here by now.

I'm sure he's on his way.

Okay, well, you keep drinking.

Your husband's running a little late, huh?

Well, it wouldn't be New York without a little traffic.

Do I know you? Are you friends of Fred's?

We're supposed to meet Fred here to collect what we're owed.

He didn't tell you?

You're the caterers.

I'm so sorry. I thought Fred took care of that.

I can write you a check. How much do I owe you?

Fifteen million dollars.

You gotta be joking, right?

We don't joke when we talk about money.

Fred borrowed that money from our boss.

Must've used it for this place.

So that makes us partners now.

It looks great by the way.

Well, this place didn't cost anywhere near 15 million dollars.

Yeah.

Who knows what he did with all that money?

Yeah, well, the thing is, as you can see...

Fred ain't here.

Okay, I don't know what you guys are talking about, so I'm just gonna get...

Security.

That's not a great idea.

You have 24 hours.

You don't come through with the money,

then we've gotta visit your daughter, Kate, in Rhode Island.

And then your mother at the nursing home.

You won't be seeing them again.

So you decide.

Fred?

Fred.

Oh, my God. Thank God.

There were these two guys at the wine store

who said you owed them 15 million dollars like some kind of sick joke.

It's not a joke.

- What? Where are you going with that? - No.

- What are you doing? Fred! - I don't have time to go through it now...

- What? You don't have time? - Yeah.

What the hell is going on?

I-If I don't go right now, I'm gonna end up dead.

- What? - Yeah, I...

- Well, Fred, you can't leave. - I gotta go... I get...

- You've got to fix this. - I get... I got to...

- Tell me you're going to fix this. - Yeah, I will. I know. I will!

I will fix everything. I m... Trust me. Okay?

You're not safe with me.

Go and get Kate and your mom and leave New York.

Leave the state. I will find you.

Fred.

Fred!

Hi. Morning. I would like to withdraw part of my savings.

I'm sorry, Mrs. Scott, but your account is overdrawn.

All your accounts and cards have been canceled.

It was an anniversary gift, so it's basically priceless.

Maybe. But it's a fake.

What?

Listen, I'll give you 50 thousand for those pieces over there.

And I could give you an extra five grand for the ring.

Hey, this is Kate.

I'm kind of busy right now, so I'll call you back later. X-O-X-O.

Hey, honey, it's Mom.

I'm on my way to pick you up.

Surprise! Girls' trip. I'll see you in a little bit.

Oh, God.

- Do you have tramadol? Diazepam? - No.

You need to dig a little deeper, because this is in high demand.

Seriously. Everybody wants a taste.

I got Xanax.

We are talking.

Let's get down to business! Come on. Okay, okay.

Mom, what are you doing?

Just chatting with a friend from Spanish Group.

- Eh? Bye! - Bye!

- Well, I teach Spanish classes, you know? - Are you selling pills?

No, no, sweetie. No. They're all legal.

Someone needs to cheer these poor people up. As you can see.

We'll discuss that later. Let's go.

But what are you doing here? Is today Sunday?

No, Mom. We talked on the phone before.

I told you I was coming. Don't you remember?

I almost do.

Well, never mind.

I came because we're going on a trip!

- That's great. - Let's pack your suitcase.

My suitcase?

Where did you say we're going?

It's a girls' trip! You always say this is like a prison.

If your dumbass husband is going, then I'm not.

Are you bringing those photos?

Yes. I don't want to forget how hot I was.

Your mom was the prettiest girl in La Muga.

La Muga? That's... That's a small town, right?

Beautiful, though.

No, but not many people go there.

There's no need for more people.

XATART HOUSE

And this house in Spain, it was yours, right?

Yes. Half of the house is mine, and the other half is my sister's.

That's where we're going.

To La Muga?

You're always telling stories about your town. About Dad.

And... And you've always said you wanted to go back.

Did I say that?

Yes, of course you did.

You just don't remember now.

It would be great to reconnect with our origins.

"Reconnect," she says.

- Just for a few days, please. - Well, I'm not getting on a plane.

I'm scared it'll fall.

So if you want me to get on a plane, you'll have to get me drunk.

We don't have time for this.

You couldn't smoke at 14, but you sure did when I wasn't watching.

Did you take me for a sucker?

Okay, just one drink on the plane. Just one.

Three and a shot.

Two and a shot.

- Okay. - Come on, Mom! We're in a hurry.

What are we doing here?

I told you, Mom.

This is where Kate goes to school.

Kate! Kate!

Isn't that your mother?

- Mom? - Kate! Hi!

Hi, Mrs. Scott!

Maggie, it's so good to see you!

- You're a terrible liar. - Shut up, Mom.

- I don't think she likes me. - No, no, of course she does.

- I'll see you tonight, okay? - Okay.

Aren't you glad your daughter has a girlfriend?

Of course I'm glad. I just don't like that it's Maggie.

What are you doing here?

Okay, now you don't listen to my messages either?

Mom, stop.

Okay, it's a surprise. Girls' trip!

Don't ask me. This is all your mom.

What is this all about anyway?

Your grandma wants to take a trip

and show us her old town and where she grew up.

And she wants to go with her daughter and her favorite granddaughter.

Her only granddaughter. Can't this wait?

- No. - Why not?

Because Grandma's sick. Her dementia is getting worse.

Mom, she... she looks the same.

No, she's worse. Yeah, that's what the doctor said.

How much worse?

Like if we don't take this trip now...

we might be too late.

So, yeah, it's her last dying wish.

Fred, look, we're going to my mom's town in Spain.

I've called you a thousand times. Please tell me you're okay.

Okay, ma'am, right this way.

Step through, please.

All right.

- Can you step this way? - Come on, sweetie.

Come through, ma'am.

Come through, please.

Grandma, do you want a pillow?

Nah.

I can bring you another blanket. Whatever you need.

Thanks, honey. Don't worry, eh? I'm okay.

Well, okay, but I'm here in case you need anything.

And I love you very much. You know that, right?

- Yes, yes. - Okay.

Your daughter is acting really weird.

Get some sleep, Mom.

Sure, I could sleep if she would stop looking at me.

She's making me nervous.

What's wrong with you two today? You're acting so weird.

No-Nothing! We're just nervous about the trip.

Yeah.

You're a lifesaver.

You're beautiful, eh?

Another one, Mom?

Mom, leave her alone.

It's one drink. Who cares? Don't you want her to be happy?

Thank you.

Trust me, Gala. Kate and you are the most important things in my life.

When have I failed you? I promised I'd make you happy, and I will.

Attention, passengers. We've now reached our destination.

Welcome to Barcelona.

We hope you enjoyed the flight and have a nice day.

My phone isn't working.

I mean, surely you can live without your phone for a little while.

Look, why don't you go find something to eat while I get a rental car?

Good idea. I'm so thirsty.

No, something to eat. Didn't you hear me? No whiskey!

Here we go. I'm not the one driving.

Let's go, honey.

You just have to sign here, here and here.

I'll just need a credit card for the security deposit,

and we'll confirm the rental.

- Card? - Yes.

Credit card.

Yeah.

Thanks.

It's... It's not working. Have you got another one?

Yes, of course.

No.

They're... They're not working.

But I have cash.

No. I'm sorry,

but we... we cannot accept cash. Company policy.

Okay.

I see. Manuel.

- Manuel? Yeah. - Right, Manuel. That's me.

Manu.

You very good.

Nice.

And good-looking.

I'm sure you work a lot, but boss no pay you well.

I'm sorry. No.

Excuse me! Sorry. This may sound strange, but...

Okay. That's how it works.

Tell me you're kidding.

Well, are you coming or not?

Come on.

How is this a rental car? You should get paid to drive it.

- Sorry! - Wow, and you're a horrible driver!

Mom, it's manual.

I'm much better with an automatic car.

WELCOME TO GIRONA

What are you doing? Who are you talking to?

I'm just texting Dad to let him know we're here.

But your data roaming isn't even on.

I turned it on at the airport. It's fine.

That phone is like a drug. What did your dad say?

Nothing. His phone is off.

Well, see. You're proving my point. You're addicted to that thing.

This is a girls' trip. I said no phones. Hey, just give it to me.

No, Mom. Stop.

- You stop. You give it to me. - No.

Are you crazy? I'm not giving it to you.

- Give me the phone. - No.

It would be better if I'm gonna hold it.

- No, Mom. - It's for your own good, Kate.

Give me the phone!

I'm not giving it to you.

- Mom, you're gonna break it. - Give it to me. Give it to me.

Seriously? It was a brand-new phone.

I'm sorry. It was an impulse.

Stop the car. Stop it. I gotta go back and get it, Mom.

Honey, we're not going back. Okay?

It's probably broken. I'll get you a new one.

We're going to Grandma's house, and it's going to be so much fun.

So, when Grandma used to say her town was a bit isolated,

she really meant to say it was in the middle of freaking nowhere?

It's not in the middle of nowhere. It's somewhere.

It's just... Maybe if we go left...

What are you two just standing there for?

She doesn't know the way to your town, Grandma.

La Muga? You didn't tell me we were going to La Muga.

Again, Mom? I told you a hundred times.

Well, I'm not going.

- Wait. I thought it was her idea. - No. It was her idea.

No. Mom, please.

You were dying to come! Right?

You wanted to show us your town, where you were born,

the family house where you lived with Aunt Mariona.

Grandma, do you know the way or not?

It's that way.

Mom, we've been driving for an hour. I don't see any signs.

Are you sure this is the way?

Yes. I'm sure.

This is the right direction. Don't worry.

We'll be lucky to even get there before our return flight.

Honey, that attitude isn't helping.

- You wanna see me smile? - Yeah, that would be great. Thank you.

Then turn around and let me get my phone.

No. We're not turning around, honey.

And you can't keep throwing that in my face the whole trip.

You want to talk about throwing things?

- 'Cause you just threw my life away. - Oh, really?

The old man plants the vineyard,

and the young man harvests it.

I see no young men, though. Just old ladies.

What's wrong with you?

- Your phone is not your life. - It is.

- Your phone's your life? That is not true. - I have everything in there.

- Your family is your life. - Yes, it is my life.

Watch out!

- Oh, my God. Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm fine.

- Mom, are you okay? - Well, kind of, honey. Kind of!

Everything is fine.

Okay.

See? You are a horrible driver.

Where are you people from? Are you crazy?

What, you don't keep your eyes on the road?

What are you doing?

- Do you want me to go talk to him? - No, Mom. I'll go.

- Don't get out of the car. - Where the hell else could I go?

At least be nice to him. Here in town...

- She's gonna make a scene. - You know what? I'm going to help her.

Yes. I think that's best.

Look what you've done!

These grapes are useless now!

And my trailer is wrecked.

Do you know how much one of these costs?

Hello, how are you? It was an accident.

No, it was your fault. You were swerving.

I'm sorry. I didn't see you.

You didn't see me? It's a tractor!

Maybe you shouldn't drive this on the road.

Yeah. Yeah, it's your fault.

A tractor should be on a "granje."

Granja.

- "Granje." - No, Mom. Farm is granja.

I don't need a Spanish lesson right now.

Just what I needed. You're tourists.

Oh, no, no. We're not tourists. We are Spaniards.

Mom, you've never been to Spain before.

You're not helping. Get in the car!

Look, I don't care where you're from, where you go or what you do.

- You shouldn't be behind the wheel. - I was paying close attention.

It's just that... it's a manual car, and the gears don't shift well.

Maybe you should try driving without heels on.

What does that matter?

I know how to drive in heels perfectly fine.

A whole vineyard... A whole vineyard gone to waste!

Do you know how many people depend on this?

You'll have to pay for all the damage.

Pay?

No. No, no, no.

My car is also broken, and I'm with my mom and my daughter.

I didn't want to crash.

And you know what? I don't want to argue with you.

You're really stubborn.

Do you have the insurance papers? We'll need to file a claim.

Of course I have the papers. Let me find them.

Where's your grandma?

What do you mean? She's right here.

Julia!

You're such a tart!

The town's celebrating its holiday!

Do you think it's normal to just skinny-dip like that

for all the world to see?

I don't have a swimsuit!

And the water is awesome. You should try it!

If Mother sees you, you're gonna get it!

Are you going to tell her, Mariona? Exactly.

Someone's gonna see, then the whole town will gossip. Come.

Well, they can gossip all they want! I don't care!

Julia!

Come on, Julia! They're coming! Julia!

I don't want to!

Goddamn it, you're impossible!

And you're lame!

Did she see me?

Hooray for Saint Vincent!

Hooray for Saint Vincent!

Mom! What are you doing?

Oh, Mariona, don't be lame. I'm just going for a swim!

Mom, I'm Gala.

Come on in! Get in with me. The water's great.

God, it feels good!

Kate, come on.

You pull from there. Let's get her out.

Okay, come here. Put your foot there.

- Grab her this way. - Here, here...

Yippee!

Oh, my...

No, no, no, no, no, no.

- No. Oh, no, no, no, no. - What the hell?

Don't get wet.

Why is your body covered in money?

Wait. Don't get wet. Don't get wet.

Oh, my God.

Okay, okay.

You are a drug dealer.

It's a long story, Mom.

The other day on TV, I saw someone like you with the cops.

I'm not a drug dealer, Mom!

- Mom, this is not normal. - I know!

I know. I'll explain later. Just come and help me. Hurry!

We gotta hide this before the tractor guy sees us.

- Okay. - Give me your jacket.

Oh, God. Okay. Okay, open it. Hold it. Like this.

Okay.

Slow down, Mother. Slow. And normal.

Don't ask.

We've had a little incident.

Damn.

I thought you ran away.

Okay. Where do I put this?

Okay.

Come on.

Is it working?

What?

Is the car working?

No.

You'll have to leave the car and call a tow truck.

There's a mechanic in town.

I just want to get to La Muga!

Are you going to La Muga?

- Yes. - See? You weren't paying attention.

You're going the wrong way. La Muga is that way.

Is that right? I got distracted.

It must have been the jet lag. Thanks, handsome.

I live in La Muga. If you want...

I can take you.

Americans, huh?

A little bit. Can you tell?

"A little bit," yeah.

Don't look like a country girl either.

- He's calling you a snob. - Yeah. I understand Spanish, honey.

Do you want to drive?

If she's driving, I'm getting off.

Me too.

We came from New York, but we lived in Mexico for nine years.

And my mother... My mother is...

Mom, he doesn't need the whole family tree.

Why are you here?

It's a family trip.

Right, Mom?

I guess it still is the same old boring town.

Well, it has its days.

And now that you are here, I'm sure things will get interesting.

We're going to my mother's house. Can you take us there?

XATART HOUSE

This is not your mother's house.

Of course it is. It's the family house where my aunt and my mother were born.

Well, that house is mine now.

What?

I bought it years ago. What a coincidence, right?

What do you mean you bought it? That's impossible.

It's our house. We are staying here!

No. No, no, no, no. You can't stay there.

Why not? It's our house.

I bought it, and now that house is mine. Got it?

Okay, hold on. Who sold it to you?

Mrs. Carmen's daughter.

Mom, did you sell the house and not tell me anything?

Me? I don't think so. I don't remember.

Not her. The other daughter, Mariona.

No, no, no. My aunt can't sell the house.

My mom owns half of it.

- That's-That's... - It's illegal.

- Illegal! - It's not my fault.

I'll take you to the next town. There's a rural guest house.

- A rural what? - A guest house!

We're not going to a guest house. We have a house! Our own house!

Here we go again. You don't have a house!

Look, do you want to complain?

Talk to Mariona.

She lives down there.

In the first house.

This isn't over!

And we don't need you at all!

But it's sunny out!

You can't trust the weather here. It's crazy.

Just the weather?

I don't think this is a good idea.

It's been ages since I saw her, and Mariona is very particular.

I can't believe she sold the house without telling you.

I told you we were no longer in touch.

I was very sad because your dad passed away, and I went to the Americas.

I couldn't afford to call from there.

Mom, why don't we just go to the casa rural thingy?

No, we need that house.

And she's your sister. So we're going to... to fix this right now.

Hi, Mariona.

She sure is happy to see you.

Mariona, open the door! Mariona!

Oh, damn!

What... What happened to the trailer?

What-What did you do? Crash into a wild boar, or what?

Worse. Some crazy American women crashed into me.

We lost all the grapes from your vineyard, Nalda.

- What? - All of them?

Mother of God! What will happen to us?

- That's our oldest vineyard. - What now?

Technically, my vineyard is older.

My mom always said that.

- My grapes are older than yours. - Here we go.

Hey, all right, ladies. Calm down.

- Will you shut up? - No!

We'll find a way to fix this.

Listen, what do we do now?

- 'Cause this'll be really expensive. - The cooperative's in the red.

- Another one went belly-up. - Listen!

Hey, I assume you gave your contact info to these American women.

They aren't getting away with this! They are going to pay for all of this!

Technically, the insurance pays for it.

Honestly, today I might just slap you, eh?

They didn't have insurance. I left them in town.

You even gave them a ride!

I made them get out when they started saying my house is theirs.

The older lady is Mariona's sister.

Julia is back?

I'll be damned!

Now I'm really pissed.

So we have no car, no house, but we do have a bag full of wet money.

This is such a great trip, Mom.

Hey, Kate, can you just... Can you stop whining?

Just for once. You're like...

Just stop!

Where is everybody?

Why don't we go to the guest house?

Look at you. You will end up getting pneumonia.

It's just a stain.

Right, you just fell in a puddle. If only you didn't wear those heels.

I don't have sneakers, Mom.

Mom, enough.

What are we doing here? And don't say it's because Grandma's dying.

I am dying?

Why didn't you tell me sooner?

No, Mom. I just needed an excuse. It's the first thing I came up with.

Just tell us the truth.

Okay. This isn't a girls' trip.

We...

We don't have any money.

Your dad didn't invest very wisely, and now I can't pay for your university.

I can't pay for Mom's nursing home. I'm gonna lose the store.

So all we have is that house and the money in this bag.

And Dad? Is he okay?

Yes. Yes, sweetheart. He's... He's fine.

He's taking care of everything. We just have to stay here.

And we'll be fine here.

Honey, look at us. We're a mess.

I thought everything would go differently. But...

I'm really sorry.

Okay, come on. Okay. Okay.

It's okay. We are a mess. Right. But we are together.

Kate.

It's gonna be okay.

Yeah?

Yeah.

You know what?

We traveled many kilometers. We broke a car, fell into a river,

and I've been walking in heels for two hours. I'm tired. Exhausted.

I'm not going to walk to another town to some shitty guest house.

Mom, do you remember where your house is?

- That way. - Let's go.

Oh, my God! Now we're all here.

Oof.

- What are you doing? - I don't wanna walk past her.

- I don't wanna see her. I can't stand her. - Good afternoon. How are you?

Don't pretend to be all nice to me. You can't fool me.

Witch!

Don't listen to her.

Sorry, my grandma loses her mind at times.

- You think she's someone else, Mom. - I do not. That's Catalina.

She's thinner now. She must have drunk her own poison.

No, ma'am. I'm Montse.

I am so sorry, sweetie.

I thought you were someone else from town.

A viper with a very long tongue.

No, I knew Catalina. She was my mom. She died last year.

- Oh, my God. - God rest her soul.

But it's true. She did have a long tongue.

Do you want a drink? The first one is on the house.

I won't say no to some wine...

No, thanks. We're looking for Xatart House.

Amat's house?

I need to talk to him.

You can walk from here. It's one kilometer in that direction.

See? We were going the right way.

They never listen. I don't know why.

Thank you.

You've grown a lot.

He's not home.

We have to wait till he comes back.

Mom, you heard him. It's his house. He won't let us in.

No, honey. If we just talk to him... without screaming and yelling...

and explain to him the situation,

maybe he'll let us stay in our half of the house.

I don't know. We just... We gotta find a solution to get along.

Well, he likes wine just like you. That should help.

How did you get in?

I know this house like the back of my hand.

Just like him. Right, little guy?

- No, Mom. Mom, be careful with the dog. - Okay, come on.

Don't worry. He's like his owner. All bark and no bite.

So? Are you hungry?

I'm finally clean.

Grandma. Are you okay?

I am.

It's... just coming back to town, this house...

Lots of memories.

Back when Dad was alive?

Honey, bring some more wine.

You can't fool me. There's something you're not telling us.

What has that asshole Fred done?

And you, Mom? Have you told me the truth?

Because not even your own sister is glad to see you here.

Did something happen that you don't want to tell me about?

Mom, he's back.

What part of "this is my house" didn't you understand?

You can't be in here.

Golfo, you didn't say anything? Traitor.

Did you eat my lentils?

My aunt sold you the house illegally. She had no right.

Do you know what else is illegal? Home invasion. You have to go.

We're not going anywhere.

We stay in our part of the house and don't bother you.

It's fair.

We'll see about that.

It's delicious!

Andreu...

POLICE

You'll see.

Thank God you're here.

This is our house too. We have the right to be here.

She's been like that all day. "It's my house, not yours."

- Can you take them already? - No! Because it's our house.

Julia.

Andreu. It's been so long.

- How are you? - I'm fine. I'm great.

Andreu.

Listen, can't we solve this by talking peacefully?

What did he say?

It's Catalan.

- There's another language? - Yes, yes.

Okay, great. This is the freaking UN.

I don't care. We're staying here. He has to go.

Miladies, you'll have to come to the station.

Quintanilla, don't book them, man.

What do you mean "don't book them"? That's protocol.

No, we are the legitimate owners. I'm not going anywhere.

You sure are.

You can't stay here.

Listen...

I-I-I think it's best if we solve this peacefully.

Let's calm down.

So come with us to the station, please.

Of course, of course. As you wish. I'll go look for our stuff.

- Move. - No, no, no, no.

No. I'm going to call a lawyer!

Call whoever you want, but do it outside my house.

- It's our house! - Here we go again.

Why are you always where you're not supposed to be?

- I have to stay here. In our house. - On the road, in my house,

in my kitchen, eating my lentils!

You are a... a...

Kate, tell him he's an asshole.

I'm not going to say that. Not in front of the police.

Okay. You know what? It doesn't matter.

This is Grandma's house. They can't do anything to us.

And I would say that in Catalan but I don't know how to speak it!

Again with the screaming. Andreu, take them.

No. No, no, no, no. Mom, no way.

If you want us to leave, you'll have to arrest us.

Quintanilla, I don't have all day.

They are waiting for me to play boules.

Sorry.

Nothing ever happens here, so I'm not used to this.

Right.

The money...

Don't worry about it. I hid it well.

We should do girls' trips more often.

I don't know about you guys, but I'm having such a great time.

At least we know where we're spending the night.

Come here.

Honey, come down. Unless you want me to cut you out of my will.

Grandma, you have no money.

Exactly.

You two are all I have left.

I promise we're getting out of here.

I don't know when or how, but we're getting out.

I think.

I want to make a phone call.

Hey. I want to make a phone call.

Hi, it's Maggie. Leave a message.

Hey, it's me.

This girls' trip with my mom and grandma, it's hell on earth.

I don't have my phone. And we don't have any money, so we can't go home.

And to top it all off, now we're being arrested for breaking into a house.

It seriously couldn't get any worse.

Coming.

They say the measure of a man is how he acts in crisis.

Fight or flight.

Clearly, my husband is a flier, and I'm...

Well, I'm just going to have to fix this myself.