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It must come from "Culorado".

- Calm, calm. - Quiet Please.

That's the subject of our studies, I lost 28 months in pursuit, you understand?

It's Pupa, Big John's wife, The boss I want to catch.

She has beautiful eyes.

- We Americans have these beauties. - It's something.

Look, that shapeless misshapen, It's Big John's bodyguard,

it also has the role of protecting Pupa,

it's a gorilla, but it looks like a schimpanzee,

This thing is called Tommaso Gargiulo, in the middle it's "Joe 15 homicides",

when he is pissed off, he shoots everything that moves, even when it does not move.

Every morning he is on foot,

and behind them there are 2 armed bodyguards in the car. In this hearse.

Central Park, the last leg of the race that Pupa does every morning,

This is the only place where gorillas by car can not follow them.

That's where I count triggered my infallible plan.

We will remove Pup and "Joe 15 homicides" that we will replace with 2 of our disguised agents.

then our 2 agents will go to the car.

The two gorillas will not notice anything, and lead them to Big John's lair.

It's a remarkably smart plan. Look, he's the famous Big John,

the big cap, the leader, the Big Boss.

I'll put it in the cool, dead or alive. He has just come out of his pizzeria.

This is his headquarters, he controls the whole city,

he's an assassin, drug dealer, master singer, kidnapper,

Look, he starts without putting his flashing, this fake token.

Gentlemen, now you know everything.

Do not applaud me, it's great America.

Great America, with these great means. To do anything.

Needless to say, all that you have just seen and heard is top secret.

This is a secret mission.

We are very proud of you, we learned that you were of Italian origin.

- How of Italian origin? - your last name is Macaroni.

- No, it's Mac Carons. - But you have the Neapolitan accent.

It is to deceive the enemy. I am from New York from the soles of my feet to the ends of my hair.

Look at the tie, the boots, the jacket, I'm an authentic American.

Until the car that is American, it does not exist in Italy.

All steel, fully automatic. Glass and flywheel,

all the armored body, "what do you want more", what do you want more?

Let's go back to our sheep, with the powerful means of the American police,

I discovered that in the Italian police there are two policemen who looks like

in Pupa and "Joe 15 homicides", we will substitute the copy for the original,

and we'll infiltrate them in the Big John band and we'll trigger the top secret operation,

You understand? "You understand" or not?

Yes, we understood correctly, we understood that looks like Pupa and Joe, huh?

- Gianna Amicucci and Tarallo. - What?

"They are idiots, idiots? - No, they are full of initiatives.

- When they pass, we notice them. - Nothing other than that?

- But what is it ? - No !

- Let's go! - Oh my God !

My American car! My armored car!

- My car... But who are these policemen? - Gianna Amicucci and Tarallo.

- I thought I was dead! - Chickens, get the chickens!

Where are you going? Come here! Come here!

- I declare myself a political prisoner. - I'll show you how they are treated in America!

What a mess. Chickens and a political prisoner.

- Pupa! Pupa! - Take him away.

It's Agent Amicucci, it's not Pupa.

How dare you ? I am the agent Gianna Amicucci so no nonsense!

- Ship these chickens. - They run !

- It's him ! - Who is he?

- That's Joe 15 homicides. - No, I would not hurt a fly.

Embark him, He must not escape us!

Embark on both!

- Calm, agent Amicucci. - Quiet, I'm coming.

All is well, everything is fine.

They're so cute ! With a beautiful makeup

I transform you into Pupa and 15 homicides, infiltrated into the gang

- from Big John to New York. - New York ?

- And who are you? - FBI, Federal Italian Office.

It's been 315 times that I'm telling you, "15 homicides" never speaks,

he says "yes" and "not", yes means yes and no means no.

- Including ? - Yes.

- Are you sure? - Yes.

- I'm going to ask you for the 316th time. - How Joe Homicide 15 says "Yes"?

- Yes. - And no" ? - Not.

It is I who must question you, it is I who am American.

You are only an Italian.

- How to say "yes" Joe 15 homicides? - Yes.

How does he say "no", Joe 15 homicides?

Go.

I do not remember anymore

- Come here. - Really ?

But that is not possible... Will you understand yes or no?

Do you want to understand it?

That Big John will understand right away who you are if you do not know how to say two things right,

- he shrapnel, you know how to strafe? - No.

Do you want me to tell you how he says Joe's 15 homicides?

Give me your pistol and you'll see how he shoots.

Look at the bottle. Look!

What's that fucking gun?

What... when I shoot... Here.

- Come on. Tires on the bottle. - I see nothing.

Let's see...

- I got it ! - What's this gun?

These cannons are not "good", I'll show you,

I will call the American Consulate and have a pistol fired.

These Italian phones are always busy. Not possible !

- Permit? - Go ahead.

- Hello ! Yes. - Who is it ?

It's America.

One moment.

- Permit? - Please.

Repeat:

Oh that's nice, the ferryboat.

No, it's not his cadence. Pupa has a heavier, more chilling voice.

Repeat: "Oh that's nice it happens, the ferryboat."

- "Oh that's nice it happens, the ferryboat." - Gorgeous. Bravo!

Now pay attention to what I say:

"I would like so much to sleep with you".

- "With me" ? -"With you" .

I have no desire to sleep with you.

Almost that!

Breath.

How are you breathing? You have to blow in the little pipe.

Again.

Still, blows into the balloon.

Again.

The valve. In America do I go swimming or what?

Do not move.

Here.

With this mole, the resemblance is perfect. Do you want to put it?

- I will think about it. - With this mole,

I challenge anyone to differentiate Gianna from Pupa and vice versa.

We are ready.

I recommend you especially to you, the most absolute secret,

no one should be aware of Operation Mac Carons, understood?

Mac Carons... So... Go forward, go down. Get down.

- What are we going to do in New York? - Shut up, I just said it was top secret.

Let's go perfectly unnoticed.

"Watch at the feder", do not be noticed.

If we are discovered, the mission is compromised, understood?

"Big tradiment", Betrayal, we were discovered.

- They are friends of ours! - Gianna!

- Dad ! - My little girl.

It is necessary to remain calm, it is a secret mission.

Here are spaghetti, eat or you'll lose.

- I'm going on a mission, dad. - I know, but you're dressed like a whore!

How dare you? It's a secret mission of the FBI.

She's my daughter, and I want her to eat, see?

You forget that I am an FBI offender.

Hell, my daughter have to eat or I'll give you inside, understand?

She will eat. Good enough! Otherwise we will miss the plane.

- Gianna! - Have a nice trip.

Gianna, if the amecs make you in trouble, we will make them a big asshole like that.

- How nice you are. - But you heard...

Go ahead, but who are these people?

The people I stopped, they remember me.

Mamamia, my mission is in the hands of criminals.

Do not worry, they are all Romans, they would not betray us,

- unless it pays. - Let's hurry or we'll miss the plane.

Look, do you see how big this city is?

There is room for everyone, work for everyone, in all sectors.

Only for me and this Turk there is not enough space for the drug trade.

There's only to eliminate it, boss.

Yes, I think it's the only way,

Unfortunately we will have to agree.

- Why? - Otherwise we will end up not working anymore!

It will be as you say, but I do not trust them.

The Turk is a real junk, yet we will have to make peace with him.

Think about it chief, basically, to make peace, it would be enough 10gr of lead.

No.

Fed up with the war, too much blood has flowed,

"you kill me, I kill you after, and the blood continues to flow".

Without forgetting that if I and the Turk kill each other, someone else will take over the market.

So both agree amicably, and my conditions.

That's it, we're just above the turkish landmark, he will not object.

We are businessmen, business needs peace.

- Pupa, what are you doing? - I take the measurements for the jumper.

If we do not pay attention, it is for the coffin that we will take the measures.

Open the door.

Remember that we are here on a peace mission.

I do not feel calm.

I said no guns, are you deaf? open your eyes, fool!

I'm not calm, we're on hot coals.

Come, come in.

It is a pleasure and an honor to meet you.

At home we are always talking about you, Big John say that you are a real year...

Pupa, stop your bullshit! Put your ass.

So you are the famous Pupa?

When you pass, the zizi..zigotos must be agitated.

My pleasure.

Ok, are we going to talk about business? Business?

Yes, let's talk about it.

So..you want to start?

My dear Turk.

I'm making war on you.

And you what do you do? you make war on me.

And what rhymes with what, the Turk? To nothing. In the meantime, 7 of my men...

Pupa, you're going to make peace with this jumper!

I said, 7 of my men are underground,

and eight of your men have been living underground for a long time.

I said to myself "What do I have to do to leave room for the Turk"?

"And what's wrong with him, the Turk, to give me room"?

Thank God, the market is very big, drug trafficking is going great,

We divide the city in two and we do not pull each other in the legs anymore?

In this pot, there is the poor chewing gum, the one who was guarding the helicopter.

Finally, these ashes, We are equal. Eight to eight.

Now we can talk about my business. As you wanted.

You killed chewing gum.

You betrayed the rules of honor, This guy was a host.

Yes, but... but...

he did not pass the threshold... from... my door.

It's you who will win!

You will laugh well who will laugh last and you will not laugh at the last one, the Turk.

You... I'm saving you because you...

have crossed the threshold... of my home.

Here are the... ashes with the tributes of Cosa Nostra.

Thank you.

He who felt on fiery charcoons.

Bi... bi... beautifully beautiful.

And good. T... Tanpis for her.

Remember it's better to pee... pee...

- first knock! - This... this... certain boss.

- Come take us to the usual exit. - OK.

- They are approaching. - They are approaching. - They are approaching.

Maintain substitution is made, in the villa, photograph all the documents.

- We will enter their mark. - I do not see what there is to laugh!

- Hello? Mac Namara? It does not work. Mac Namara. - Permit?

Here Sergeant Mac Namara, I'm listening to you.

Mac Namara, get ready, I beckon you.

Ok, boss

Three, two... It's an operation organized by the second. A...

Leave!

Good evening, what happened?

The error is human. Operation # 2 is started. Follow me.

You are ready to start the operation.

Attention, three two, one... PULL !

Stop laughing. They do not know how to shoot! We shoot like that!

I have no luck, the operation failed, what to do?

Boss, I take care of it.

The whole future of my career is in your hands.

- I'm going. - Let's go.

Please, do something. Otherwise, I will kill myself.

Go there.

- On the road to glory. - Could not we go back to Rome?

Gianna, your lace is defeated.

That's what can happen to you with jogging?

- On the way. - Yes let's go.

Gianna, I can not take it anymore. I stop to buy a drink.

- How much orangeade? - $ 3 - Thieves, that would be the pack!

I did not speak seriously.

Gianna, I did not want to offend him.

Sympatisons. What faces, Gianna.

- Gianna. - Alva

- I leave. - Do not be stupid.

Take.

OK fine.

- But where is the TV? - Open the door !

- Quick. - Joe 15 killings in the clouds.

- If we helped him a little. - Only he knows the combination.

Yes. Combination, yes.

One, "do", three.

I do not remember anymore. I had it on the tip of the tongue.

You saw...

You told me that I had it on the tip of the tongue.

Oh, the boss.

There is someone?

- I'm leaving. - Stay calm, advance.

- Why did not I stay in Rome? - Little boss, I'm happy!

My God !

Come on, what a nasty jog they do.

Come with me.

- Little man but big fart. - It's the valve that jumped.

Coarse.

Come, let's go change, Patronne.

- Gianna, do not leave me alone. - The belly.

- Gianna, where is my room? - The first left.

- Do you behave like a man, understood? - Yes.

Here!

It's not 15 homicides but 30 farts!

Now Mamy prepares the bath and undresses her Pupa naked.

- Thanks mamy, I do not know what I would do without you. - It's nothing.

A good scented bath.

If I were you, I would not be so beautiful for this Big John's Urangutan.

He always puts his dirty hands on you.

I hope the Turk will refuse to make peace and kill him.

At least I could go back to my country, to Cefalù.

- In Sicily, there is no bandit. - No wonder, they all came to America.

- You become more and more beautiful, boss. - The jogging keeps me in shape.

Today, you lost a pound, I'm sure.

I'm going to weigh you with my arms

You lost 453 grams.

Where did you stuff the fly that was there?

Missing? No.

She flew away. When does it happen, Big John?

Like fake tokens,

he arrives from behind when we do not expect it.

No, Mamy, with me he's so romantic, so affectionate,

delicate, when he caresses me his hands are soft and light like butterflies.

That's good!

Did you do that with your hand?

You have real poodles. But why did you slap me?

- I am an honest woman, me. - Honest? Since when ?

Pupa, you look different today.

- You find? - Yes, I find.

- I'm more stupid than before you think? - Well look, you're still the same.

But with little fly, now.

You are beautiful, beautiful!

- I want to take a shower with you. -With me ?

With you, love under water is beautiful.

It is the height of ecstasy.

- Come my love. Do not make me wait. - No !

- Come in, between my love. - Come in first, you're the boss.

Yes, I am the boss, I must go first.

- Love under water is more hygienic. - Yes, and so much more guilty.

- I'm going to open the water. - Yes, open the water.

"Water is good"!

What are you doing? Meet me?

I arrive, I adjust the water. It's better when it's stronger and warmer.

What are you doing! It burns! Stop, cretin!

It's stuck.

Put cold water, silly!

They scald me! Open the door, silly!

- Open the door! - I do not know, I'm stupid.

- To the assassin, they burn me. - It's not my fault, it's all blocked.

Finally I went out! I can not see anything, it's a real Turkish bath.

I will die.

What was that ? I went into the wall.

Next time, I'll knock for good!

Here it is again!

What is he doing ? What...?

He makes the bed.

He makes the bed.

I'm going to see... I'm going to see Is there going to be a girl?

Look how great she is. How many there are!

Come...

My little man. Come near your Gedeon.

- What Gedeon? What did you think? Go away! - Come here.

- Leave me alone ! - No.

- Stay calm. - Using the "negrocio", the "frociegro". Help !

But what do you want?

- Then, is it true? - What? - You have another man.

- But what other man! - Yes !

- I have no other man! - Kiss me, please.

- No, you got me out of bed. - My love.

Leave, I do not want to see you anymore. Go away!

Mac Carons did not tell me I was gay!

- Say a prayer for them, boss. - They were far too stupid.

- Too much. - Yes.

Yes but it was not their fault.

- This woman has one of these asses... - Yes, yes, I saw it.

But she is still alive!

Ca... ca... can not last like this!

Tomorrow, I... I'll call Big John on the phone

and... and I'll fix him an appointment,

That... that... fucking tongue!

It will be the last time for them!

- Until when will he hold? - I feel very ardent!

Pupa my beautiful doll, a night of passion awaits us!

Put yourself on this bed that I own you.

I want you, I want you!

What are you doing, why are you avoiding me?

- No, I'm doing a bit of a fight, I know you like it. - The lutet, yes.

Let's fight, let's fight!

- Pupa, what are you doing, where did you go? - I'm here !

Shit, what a blow on the skull.

It is surely this whiskey bad brand that I just drink. Pupa!

Let's hope it lasts a long time.

Let's go get these famous documents.

My God. All that was left was the black fag, except that they are the most dangerous.

If night comes from behind, you only see their teeth when he laughs.

And if he laughs, it means he's already too late.

Damn it's ugly, how can I say it looks like me.

- Gianna. - I was waiting for you in the room, we had agreed to meet there.

I found myself in Gedeon's room This black, has one...

has a warm welcome!

- Where is the plan? - The plan, yes.

- It's crazy how he looks like you! - You find ?

- Yes - I do not see.

- I let you do, I understand nothing. - That's my guess!

Now, we are here... And the office is there.

Let's go.

- Come on, swarm! - yes, I close?

- What did we come to do? - What do you mean ?

We came looking for evidence of drug trafficking.

- Where are they ? - In the safe.

In the safe? But where is the safe?

But where do you want it to be? They are always hidden behind the paintings! Will see!

I'll see.

There, there is nothing. You've seen, there are plenty of paintings.

That is going to take time !

- You want to kill me ? - Alavaro, what are you saying! He is not loaded, look!

Fortunately he was not loaded!

Thanks to you, we'll know that o is there. go get on the other side.

It's always me who has to do the dangerous things.

Not here . There either, here either.

It's long this thing. There no more!

I'm sorry that there is no more, I can not!

Are not you going to sit now? We are here for a safe.

Me, I need to rest. I will watch the game.

- It opens! - Safe !

- I wanted to watch the game... - You're the strongest. - Did you see that ?

How are we going to find the combination? look at all these numbers.

- Try it. - Yes.

One plus one, two!

Did you see that ?

One plus five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

Mammamia! It turns ! We will open the door now.

- What nerve ! - What?

Yours or mine?

- It is open. - I knew you were another boss.

The little fly betrayed you.

I understood everything.

You're a policeman!

But I will help you against all those men who treat my little boss so badly.

- We made an ally. - Shut up !

Attention, do you want a black eye?

So this one, he's not a bad little ugly guy like a monkey. I understood everything.

You are another little guy but nice.

- Very, very nice. - Thanks Mamy, but we have to work.

I almost preferred Gedeon.

It's nothing. Let's see that.

Fantastic! And he also mentions the Turk.

Big John would like to trap him, The Turk is also part of the drug trade.

Look at this map!

By the beard of Jupiter. But what do we have to do?

How? But you do not understand anything!

Instead of taking a single band, we will take two!

It will be a sensational feat, All the newspapers will talk about us.

In the various facts, a policeman and a half, disappear in the flower of youth.

- I'm going back to Rome. - Where are you going ? Come here!

Are not you going away, now that I've discovered the map?

- Take your camera. - Yes.

Here.

The pistol ! This is the gun!

I would really like to kill you, but I'm afraid of the police.

- Put yourself in the light. - Yep.

I do several for security. Like that.

A little more to the right,

- Alvaro. - What?

- Have you always been like this? - No, first on this side, then here, here.

- Do you think I'm taking souvenir photos? - No ?

Give me another film, fool. Fortunately we took several reels.

Otherwise we showed what to Mac Carons, Your face? Give me that.

- That one you destroyed it. - Very good.

These whites, all crazy!

- Hello, who is it? - It's the Turk who speaks.

- Hello Turkish, it's Pupa. - It's Pupa.

Pupu... Pupu... Pupa.

What... What... What a pleasure to hear you again.

The pleasure is mine.

I... I hope I made a good impression

during your visit of... Offi... In the office.

- You are still so beautiful. - You're not bad either.

How do you say?

I am ba... ba...

- The death. Excuse, dad. - How?

- No, I was thinking. - You have a pretty voice. - Thank you.

Listen, dear Pupa, I wanted to talk to Big John.

At this moment he is still sleeping, he is early.

- Tell him that I thought about his offer. - Yes ?

- I am willing to make peace. - The peace.

That he fixes me appointment in the day, where he wants.

An appointment? Very good, Mr. Turk.

- Anyway today we had nothing to do. - You went crazy, you!

Have you finished fooling around with the Turk?

He wants to talk to you, make peace with you.

Cretin, he wants to fuck me.

He's asking me for an appointment, huh?

Well, I'm going to get it. In an hour at the pizzeria Grotta Azzurra.

Hello, in an hour at the Grotta Azzurra pizzeria.

At one o'clock... at the pizzeria Grotta Azzurra.

- Okay. - Yes, very good.

All sweet, we're going to trap him, It's ca... ca...

- Will break the kidneys! -It will break your kidneys!

For him, it will be the end, the end of the lukum.

- Why did you wake up so early this morning? - I do not know.

By the way, what did you do to me tonight?

I have pain here, here, here. As if I had taken a punch!

- We played wrestling that night. - The fight?

- Night of passion, you unleashed. - Night of passion, me unleashed.

- Mad Virility? - Furious virility. - We made love all night?

- Yes, all night. - It's funny, I feel that I still want.

Again ? You are crazy.

- Why? - You have to spare yourself. - To house me?

- You have an appointment with the Turk. - An appointment?

- You need all your strength. - That's right, Pupa.

- This time, it's fucked for the Turk. - Yes.

I am stubborn, understood? Remember it.

One day I managed to make a deaf-mute speak.

- Hello? - Hello, it's Gianna.

How many times have I said not to call the office?

It's important, there's a kind of relationship between the Big John gang and the Turk.

I'm sure I can stop them together.

- It's perfect, but how? - Big John has made an appointment with the Turk

at its headquarters, at one o'clock, at the Grotta Azzurra pizzeria.

The Grotta pizzeria "Atchoum"! Ok, I understood everything.

The pizzeria Grotta "Chum".

It's beautiful, you do not worry about anything,

I come into play with my organization "Travestiment" and it will shit.

Put the phone on the phone and do not remember me anymore, otherwise it'll go on, understand?

- Very good, but do not forget the pizzeria. - Shut up, ears have walls.

See you later.

Come on, you need a crane.

So cute.

- Pupa, Pupa. - Yes, Mamy?

I take the opportunity to go shopping and reload this stuff.

- All right, have fun. - Thank you.

But that's fine!

A nice pizza, I'm dying for it. The capricious or the marinière.

Capricious, After I explain why.

What does it mean ?

"Pupa, sit down"

You two, upstairs. Go.

Joe 15 homicides? Get there.

Try to keep the situation under control, please.

Ok, boss.

We are not in a pigsty.

Big Johnuzzo, listen.

Why did you tell me to eat the capricious, and if I prefer the seafood pizza?

The capricious is you who eats it, and the marinière is for the Turk.

Who loves shells, who are poisoned.

But what are you doing ?

For you my love.

Come on.

- Your order, boss. - Three pizza.

- Two pizza. - I told you three!

- Two pizza. - Idiot, three pizza. - Three or two?

- Pupa, are you contradicting? - I would like... go to Wc?

Express yourself, go ahead, go.

Three pizza, capricious.

Stop, look at me! Pupa, everything is ok?

I'm sick of being stupid, luckily it's the end, we wait more than the Turk.

- Are the police ready? - Absolutely, it's my organization.

Minute, Big John wants to poison him.

They were only missing that. Pupa, excuse me, Gianna,

- Where is the roll of pictures? - It is here.

- What are you looking at ? - The roller.

The roll, the roll.

Mammamia!

- You betrayed me. - Me...

- Yes you, with him. - You're kidding ?

I'll cut it, cut it to you!

Better to carve before being carved. Let's go!

Dirty traitor, I'll cut you off!

- No story for a little thing like that! - Every man for himself!

But what's this mess?

- Pupa, what are you still doing? - I'm nothing, I'm stupid.

- It's an idiot. - How dare you ?

What is it ? Turkish fucked us, it's a bomb!

Why are you laughing ? We want to cut our balls and you laugh!

Look, do you know what it is? It's hilarious gas, laughing gas.

The masked men. Gianna, Gianna!

They know we have them?

What a shot!

Leave, the operation fell into the water.

Yes Boss.

Boss, right now we are suffering a serious setback.

- At this moment I'm going to fuck you in the ass! - Thanks boss.

Shit! The police!

- The police arrive. - The police !

- Help ! - They kidnapped Gianna!

Leave me, or do you take me away?

Help !

Damn, Gianna and the men of the Turk!

- Wait a minute. - What is happening? - Come down and shut up!

Police, police. Come down, come on!

- Monte. - You take my car!

- Police, shut up! - Do not touch me.

Do not touch me, otherwise I cut you oil!

There is traffic, I know a shortcut by this road.

- The wheel was dancing a little - I watched death in the face.

- Why do that ? - Do not answer.

You hurt me, why it's always me that you hit.

She is bo... bobo... good!

- Is she awake? - She wakes up and wiggles,

- She is very beautiful. - The... coffin is ready!

Yes, pa... dad... boss.

You could not wait before going on a cruise?

What are you saying? Cruise, what does that mean?

We fight in a war until death.

This is not the time to think about a cruise. It's them or it's us!

And he who comes to talk to me about cruising, pappa... voyeur parrots!

- Where am I? - You're in my office, Pupa.

Pre... pre... prepare to die!

It's a pleasure to die killed by you. You are a man, you.

I am so...

Low, you can do whatever you want with me.

I mean how can I resist?

While you, you are insensitive to my beauty!

Inse... inse... insensitive? How do you allow it?

Big John is not a man compared to you.

Press the trigger, the Turk!

Go. Drawn.

Drawn !

A shot, directly in my heart that beats only for you.

Pupu... Pupu... Pupu...

Pupa, you... you... have to be mine.

To me! Love, from the first day that I saw you,

I loved you, and... I do not care about vengeance!

- Turcazzo to me. - Turcazzo, me?

- Turcazzo, turcuccio, turquoise. - Love, let's make junk.

No !

- No. - What do you want ?

The moustache ! Having a mustache, I can not kiss you with those mustaches.

It tickles me, Remove them, turcuzzo.

And I will be yours.

Let.

- It's for burial? - Yes, yours? - ours ?

Good prayer.

I'm afraid to cut them myself, it may hurt a bit.

I only cut you one then?

- Turcuzzo, what am I cutting? - The whole question is there.

- So you keep them, I prefer. - Pupa, you make me lose my head.

- It was you who wanted it. - If after without a mustache you do not like me anymore?

- You think ? - I think we'll talk about it another time.

Beard, hair, mustache and a hint of menthol!

- I am allergic ! - The brush.

- How nice. - Excuse me, I was wrong.

There you go!

Warning.

Let's go!

It's not too early, I'm sweaty!

Let's go.

You are asked on the phone, I pass you the line?

No, I'm coming.

I arrive.

- Yes? Who's on the phone ? - Boss, it's Gianna.

- I said do not call the office. - I managed to escape from the Turk,

- I have the latest news. - See you later, in Central Park.

- Or ? - Bow Bridge, it's written BOW.

- How do I find you? - It's me who will find you.

I will try to bring Agent Tarallo.

We will be slightly disguised. Open the eye. Finished, I cut.

- I'm scared. - Shut up, as shit, as merda.

It's a secret mission, a secret mission.

- You will understand ? - Yes, but I'm scared.

- We must not be recognized. - Okay but I'm still scared.

- Try to be normal. - How? - Do as usual, and not a word!

I will make the mute Sioux.

- But what's happening to you? - Foot !

- Do you want to point us out? It's a secret mission - Yes.

- We have to lose track of ourselves. - Why?

They could have followed us from afar, so we cunningly, we sell newspapers,

as if nothing had happened and little by little,

we go to the rallying point and you look if we do not spy on you.

- New York Times! - Mesaggero!

But what "Messaggero", we are in New York, there are no Italian newspapers.

- New York Times! - Resto del Carlino!

Beard ! You are dressed like an Indian and you sell Italian newspapers!

- Panorama. - Panorama.

Hello.

- She smiled at us, she smiled at us. - Did you see that?

Please give me a newspaper. But this is the one from last week!

- Take this one, then. - It's denrier month.

Little runt, you make fun of defenseless woman.

- The Italian habit. - And blur the tracks, huh?

It's not my fault.

The way is clear.

Slowly.

I'm scared.

Shut up, otherwise I'll pull the stuff out and wear it in my earring.

- Now we will start the Falcon operation. - Who ? - Me, you are the real one.

Silence on pain of death. Including?

Let's go.

- Where is Gianna? - Silence or I turn you into a totem. Caches yourself.

We will find it, elel is between the 161 parallel north

- and the 270 parallel south. - It's going to be cold ?

It's funny. It's raining and there's sun.

You see, this is America, There's something happening here,

- America is a big country. - I know.

If America is so big, it could not piss elsewhere!

- Fool! - Come down, American!

- He's pissing harder. - Let's go!

It's Gianna.

- One moment, it is possible that it is it. - Yes.

Maybe it's a spy with Gianna's ass. We must be sure.

- Vas. - Yes, I am an Indian.

It's her, I recognized her delicate hand.

But shut up! Riot all the neighborhood, kind of jerk!

The phone, pressed on operation number seven.

- Where are the phones? - The phones.

- They are here. - Shut up, if the police see us, they will shut us up!

Give me the phone, you, go on that side, me on the other.

I mean, you here and me, here, synchronize.

Where are you? We hear nothing!

No ? Give me that.

You hear ? He spits on me...

What technique these Americans, so modern. You hear me ?

Ok, boss.

Wait, Gianna, the movie, the movie.

- You hear me? Where is the movie? - The film?

- Answer - Where? - I look for.

- What are you doing, fool? - I look for.

- Where is he? - I lost it at the Turkish house. - She lost it to the Turk.

San this movie, I have no proof. I will have to release Pupa and "15 homicides".

I have a fantastic idea to catch both tapes together.

- An idea ? - Yes.

If we put the two bands together in one place, a ship.

A plane! I have a Dakota in a small airfield.

- Magnificent. - Yes, but thoughtful.

- How can I incriminate them without the film? - I will recover the photographs

- and I will give them to you at the end of the operation. - Thank you Atkinson,

I go back to HQ.

- Take this. Hi Alvaro. - Gianna!

- If they see you, they will kill you. - No, I'll call the Turk

to have an appointment with him, you warned Big John that I managed to free myself

- and I'm waiting for her at Butterfly Park. - So I'm the target!

- But you're Joe 15 Homicides, play the role! - It's you who says it.

Mammamia Lumumba!

- Allow. - Enter.

- I can enter? - Yes, please.

What game do you play, Pupa?

Why do you want this appointment after running away this way?

Only with an appointment can I come without being shot.

I had to tell Big John that I go out shopping.

The moustache !

- You cut your mustache. - Yes. - For me ?

Yes Yes. Coco... coco... how am I?

Same...

- Better, I hope? - No, worse.

Do not worry, you can put a hairpiece.

- Why did you come back? What are you hiding? - Me...

I do not hide anything at all.

On the contrary, I show

- Who did you do that? - Big John made me free, but he beat me.

- What an imbecile. - When I told him that you are a gentleman.

- You really think ? - Yes.

I do not want to hear from him anymore.

Yes, I... I am very happy.

But... Coco... how can I believe you?

I would not be back.

- It's already been twice that I risk dying. - Yes.

Coming here, I put my life in your hands.

If Big John comes to learn, it will be the end for me.

That is true.

But, but... does not prove anything?

- Listen then. - Yes. - I can give you the opportunity

to finish with Big John, that's proof, huh.

He is having trouble with the police and he wants to leave.

He will take a plane, an old Dakota who will carry all his drugs.

- You could take him. - How and where?

The plane is at the Long Island Airport. You and your men are in the crates,

and at the right time you can double it.

And tutu... tutu... will you be mine?

- I'll be yours, with or without a mustache. - Att... Att...

Wait Pupa, I agree on everything, but...

- give me an advance. - I have no money.

What money ? An advance on you.

Love. What a beautiful thigh.

But that...

What is it ?

- Dyeing? - I have to leave, Big John must search for me.

- So yes. - I'll be yours for life.

All the life.

Doggie... doggie... doggie ..

All the life.

It's here.

What? They have funny cheerleaders.

They are here, Mamy.

Quick. Go hide yourself.

But where is Pupa?

Big John. Big John!

- I am here. - Pupa!

- Gianna! Gia... She's already here, Pupa. - Let's go.

Pupa!

- Pupa to me, what did you get? - Big John.

I hid because I was afraid of Turkish homems.

Still the men of the Turk? Tell me everything, what did he do to you?

What he's doing to me wrong.

- Mias, fortunately I will not see him again. - Never again.

They say he wants to leave.

Go ? And where does he want to go?

He has the police in the ass, he took a plane,

- ship all the drugs, and leave. - Drugs ?

- Did you hear when and where he wants to go? - I heard that too.

- Why do you ask me this ? - Why. She's still stupid.

Because I have an idea. We will hide in the plane and they will be trapped, you understand why?

- You're a genius, Big Johnuzzo. - You heard ? A genius.

- A genius. - Hands off.

15 homicides, take a look around.

- I want to try. - What are you doing, go ahead!

Yes Boss.

No boss, we did not manage to make them confess.

But not that they are bored.

Have found them a little job for the charity party of the police.

Yes boss, we are about to catch both bands at the same time.

No we have not succeeded because we lost the movie.

Yes, I am an asshole.

I say, I know, I'm an asshole!

Did you hear? I am an asshole.

It's your fault, understood?

After all that I did.

After all that I invented with my brain,

to make me deal with asshole.

This machine does not work.

Work! Work!

- Permit? Allow? - Go for it.

Very good.

Go quickly !

Go!

Hurry up!

The scale.

Come on, hurry up.

Hurry up.

- Go quickly. - I have horns on my feet.

I do not care !

- Quick ! - Why are we running so fast?

We must arrive before the Turkish, to surprise them.

- Are we all here? All? - Yes.

Well, Igor, I do not know.

How many boxes they have already loaded here,

now they will serve us, hide yourself.

- ca... let's hide. - Do it!

Go.

Follow me, slowly, slowly.

- What's funny? - Silence.

This way. Come.

Gianna, Gianna, the operation will fail!

The pilot does not come, he broke the femur, here is the telegram,

- What are we doing ? - Do not worry, I'll fly.

- How? - I'll drive.

My God, what a woman you are.

In the meantime, here is the movie, have it developed.

Wonderful!

She knows how to fly too, what a genius we are saved thanks to you.

Hi boss.

The Turk has not arrived yet, it's better like that.

Look at all the goods he wanted to take with him.

But we are here. We will welcome them with all the honors.

- We can say that we are lucky. - Why ?

I did not know that you had also done driving school.

- Who told you that ? - It was you who said it.

- Me ? I have never flown a plane in my life. - No?

Quick, come here.

- Stop. Take this roll to develop immediately. - Yes sir.

File!

What's the point ?

- Alvaro, I started it. - But you will make it fly?

Picciotti, let us be on our guard, hide ourselves in the crates.

It's time to stop this Turkish jerk!

- Who called me? - Shit, the Turk betrayed us!

- I succeeded, he moves. - Too happy !

- Yeah, I'm scared! - Now, what should I do?

In American movies, they shoot this thing with the name of the broomstick...

- The stick ! - It's a handle, Alva.

I shoot.

Attention, shoot, shoot!

- Gianna! - Stay calm, watch as I drive well? - I see it.

Gianna? Gianna, can you hear me? Do you hear me ?

Gianna, it's Mac Caron, do you hear me?

- I have to ride again? - If you go up again, we will meet the eternal Father.

They do not hear me, there is no communication, Gianna!

A hair close!

Gianna, what are you doing?

- the softness - What slack?

- It's my mustache! - Dirty Turkish!

- Dodo... mimi... - Fafa!

- But who is the pilot? - I go...

I will see.

- Gianna? Gianna, can you hear me? - Hello, here Amicucci.

- I made contact. - did you develop the film?

Everything is ok, Gianna, do not worry.

The film is being developed so that we can jam them.

- I'd like to see their heads! - Do not worry, it's clear for them!

- Alvaro, you... - Loose the coconut... coconut...

Release the orders!

They unmasked them, Gianna, hold on!

Hold on, Gianna!

You? Whore !

- Whore ! - Me, fuck?

I lost contact, I call HQ.

Hello, boss, Here Mac Carons, the asshole.

Did you receive the film? Have him develop

and come on at Long Island Airport. Yes, the little one.

- They are popo... police! - He means chickens!

No mercy for the chickens!

- Whore ! - Whore ! - Both of us make peace.

- And we're going to Mexico. - No, in Canada. - In Mexico.

- We are going to Canada. - In Mexico. - In Canada.

Calm, we are policemen!

- Yes, quickly. - Course!

- In Canada! - In Mexico! - Excuse me, the exit?

In Canada !

- Alvaro! - Let me in, I do not have a parachute!

Alvaro!

Fight or die!

Mammamia it's cold!

And now ?

If I jump from here, who knows how long I will arrive?

I'm sick on the plane, and even more outside!

- I told you in Mexico! - I told you in Canada!

Do not let them escape!

Good night!

Grazie. Take this ! Gianna!

Mac Carons, where are you with the film?

I'm waiting for the pictures, The boss arrives with an escort and the journalists.

- What's he saying ? - The journalists are waiting for us

- we are famous! - Thank God.

This is our big moment of celebration.

What does it mean when the fuel is on the "E"?

Empty, I forgot to refuel. Get off!

- We have to land? - Right now ! - Finished, I cut.

We have to land? So it's over for good!

- How do we land? - Pull a little on the handle?

Or lower it!

Gianna, what are you doing?

Pull, pull!

Get fucked!

Finally you are here!

Hurry, come see the scoop of the century!

Take pictures.

Public danger number one and two, I took them!

You did not want to talk, but I managed to jam them, shoot!

Photograph Mac Carons, the genius of the century.

- Boss. come to see. -Here is your masterpiece,

You should speak, especially avoid making silly statements.

Look, how are they annihilated!

- Big Johnuzzo! - Pupa!

- Look. - What is it ?

You will not be able to say that I am an asshole this time.

Asshole and fool, These photos will incarcerate them?

Do you see something? We will have to release them.

I must apologize, This is an unfortunate misunderstanding.

An unfortunate misunderstanding! I'm suing you for abuse of power! !

Ca fifi... Ca fifi... that fool?

- It will end before the Judge! - Before the judge !

Let's go!

- My Big Johnuzzo! - But what are you doing ?

She must kiss me!

- Inspector! You can come? - Gianna!

- It's me. - It's you !

What a mess, everything is gone Vosu did everything to ruin my plan.

- My career is ruined. - What are you going to do?

It's funny, mine are successful.

I gave it this morning, domamge that this paperwork hides my chest!

- Look! - Let me see.

- Alvà bravo. - Madonna, but who is it?

- We read everything, the name, first name. - They are made like a rat!

Quick, run away!

Stop them, catch them, quickly!

Let me go, 15 homicides! I take the car!

- I found you. - Leave me ! Go away!

- There is no place! - Quick quick!

They escape, quickly, catch them!

- Start the car, go! - Leave me alone!

Take me with you, little Italian!

I know the corner, Taking from behind we arrive at my heliport.

- We will go to Mexico! - I said in Canada!

You're breaking my balls.

Hey, where are you going! The barrier, I must call the direction.

Hello Mr. engineer, a car has entered the quarry... Here's another!

- Stop it, you moron! - How? - Get in front!

- I got in front but they do not want to stop. - But what are you doing here?

- I'll give you the engineer. - Pass me rather his sister!

- You stopped them? - I swear, I tried. - You are fired !

Do not worry, the FBI will buy a brand new one.

Did you see, Pupa? I sow them.

Alvà, stay seated!

- My legs! - Go for it. - Leave me alone!

- Commissioner... - Shut up.

- Get in them! - Let me go! !

- They are hot! - Where are they from?

Assassains!

- Whore ! - What ways!

I do not give up!

- My stomach ! - Be careful.

- They are still there. - I can not sow them.

Traitor!

- Careful, get them trapped, Gianna. - Me too.

Saint Gennaro!

- No, Gianna! - My legs !

- Enough, enough! - Get out!

- We are going ? - Are you going?

Do you see? My plan worked, shout: Long live the police!

- Long live the police! - Stronger. - Long live the police!

- Even stronger. - Vivi... vivi...

- Finally. - Long live the police.

it's been years that I walk with handcuffs full of pockets,

I managed to make them pass you, band of miserable assassins!

- We won? - Yes, we are the best!

- I feel like a giant. - You thought you were escaping the big Mac Carons?

and there you go, American handcuff, two places.

- Treasure. - He is still there !

- Even she! I leave ! - He is beautiful, he is mine!

- I'm full of ass, I'm leaving. - Love!

- Alvaro, you're great! - What's more than me?

I am tall, handsome and brave, I have defeated the underworld of New York,

I'm better than Goldorak!

That's it, he wants all the credit for him.

He thinks we do not get his ankle. Above all, now!