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Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris, man of action.

Chuck Norris stars in Chuck Norris Karate Commandos.

Chuck Norris, he's got nerves of steel and strength to match.

Chuck Norris with his team, Pepper.

It's too dangerous, Chuck.

What?

Too much.

Too much.

Kimo, the samurai warrior.

Reed, Chuck's teenage apprentice.

Tabe, the sumo champion.

With Chuck Norris, they battle the sinister forces

of the claw.

Remember this.

And the ruthless super ninja.

I'll finish Norris.

Chuck Norris stars in Chuck Norris Karate Commandos.

Self-control.

You need it in the martial arts,

and you need it in everyday life.

Self-control may mean giving up something now

or something more important later.

It also means a lot of hard work,

and sometimes it's not a lot of fun.

But self-control pays off at the end,

as you'll see in this adventure.

We've arrived at the launch site.

I'm depending on you, Chuck.

I'll warn them, Mr. Director.

Welcome aboard, Mr. Norris.

I'm Colonel Swatt, head of base security.

I was informed you were on the way.

We've got to talk.

Claws men attack here?

Are you joking?

The claw is going to try and steal the shuttle.

Then he'd better hurry,

because the invincible lifts off in five minutes.

It's time, Kroc.

Splendid, Super Ninja.

Let's do it.

Man the catapults.

Ready your stun gun.

Attack.

Nobody's going to attack this base while I'm in charge.

Not even a fly could get through my defenses.

Not even a fly, huh?

In here, Chuck.

It's Claws men.

They're moving on the shuttle.

Let's go get them.

Where do you think you're going?

With you.

I've got a better idea.

You stay here with Swatt and see that that fly doesn't get out of the closet.

Stunning, isn't it?

Sleep tight, suckers.

Heads up, guys.

You're next.

Help the guards.

I'll take care of the shuttle.

And be careful.

Why run when you can drive?

He's mine.

You get the shuttle.

Don't bet on it.

I've waited a long time for this, Norris.

You'll have to do better than that.

Attention.

All personnel must clear the launch area.

T-minus 60 seconds and count.

T-minus 50 seconds and count.

We'll finish this later, Norris.

I've got a shuttle to steal.

Look, it's Chuck.

T-minus 40 seconds and count.

I told you I've got things to do.

T-minus 30 seconds and count.

T-minus 20 seconds.

T-minus 10 seconds.

Ignition.

Liftoff.

This is for you, Norris.

You won the battle, but the war's not over yet.

This is some place you've got here, Claw.

Not exactly my taste.

Not reptilian enough for you, perhaps.

I wanted to congratulate you personally for helping me obtain the shuttle.

So when do I get my money?

Patience, Croc.

You get you as soon as the world pays me mine.

But don't worry.

I always make sure my champions get their just rewards.

Good afternoon, Mr. President.

Nice of you to take time out of your busy schedule.

I'd like to show you what the shuttle, Invincible, is capable of in the hands of an inspired crew.

Oh, no!

Doing nothing like that is impossible.

I insist on 10 billion dollars from each of the major world powers,

or I shall turn this weapon on your capital cities.

You have 48 hours to raise the money.

Well, General?

There's no way we can get anywhere near that shuttle, Mr. President.

It's too well-armed.

Looks like it's up to you, Chuck.

Finding the Croc's hideout isn't going to be easy.

If it was easy to find, it wouldn't be a hideout.

The troopers we captured said it was in this swamp.

We've got to get to the Croc. He's our link to the claw.

Anybody got any ideas?

I got one. Let's eat!

How can you think of your belly at a time like this?

My belly is going to lead us to Croc.

I smell chicken cooking.

Not bad, either.

Over there, boss.

Pepper, you heard the man.

There's the camp.

It's snares.

Everybody okay?

Looks like it.

Wow, that was too much.

The mine didn't get them.

Then my babies will.

Hey, boss. We got company.

Looks like the cast of Wild Kingdom.

Let's turn them into handbags.

Stay put.

But...

No buts.

Nice throw.

I wasn't jumped for nothing.

Man, it's rude to yawn, Kimo.

Not bad, boss.

I never get to have any fun.

Send out a patrol.

I'm in iron snow.

There must be a hundred of them.

That will make it a fair fight.

Hurry it up, will ya?

The troops are getting restless.

Hey, what's the problem?

You put too much pepper on the chicken.

Hey, cookie, hurry up with the slime.

Keep your pants on.

Today, we have something that will knock you out.

Oh, yeah? And what's that?

Sleeping gas, too.

You boys are sure brave with those pink stickers in your hands.

You just made your last mistake.

Now I'm gonna crush you like a bug.

You win.

Now you're gonna tell me where I can find the claw.

I've lowered the microwave antenna.

We are ready to receive.

Set the disgrambler to the claw's frequency.

He should be sending any time now.

Why would the claw want to set up a communications base in the boonies of Alaska?

It's a safe place to contact the shuttle from.

If we destroy his base, claw won't be able to send orders to the invincible.

That sounds like a plan.

But where is the base?

It's supposed to be right around here somewhere.

Claw's base is a submarine.

We gotta help him.

The ice is breaking up.

Oh, too much. We've got to get to solid ground.

We'll never be able to get to them now.

I'm freezing.

Use the cold to heat your anger.

I'd rather have a hot water bottle.

There's claw's communications dish.

What are your orders, claw?

Quick, chemo. Cut the cable.

Somebody cut the cable.

Fix it immediately. I must contact super ninja.

Yes, sir.

Attention. An emergency repair crew is needed topside immediately.

It's Norris.

We were in the neighborhood and we thought we'd drop in.

You missed.

I never miss.

Put this barge out of commission, Tobby.

Norris.

I thought you'd be glad to see me.

The world will pay dearly for this.

Not if we can help it.

You think that will stop me?

If super ninja doesn't hear from me in two hours,

he has orders to, shall we say, to barbecue a few capitals.

Goodbye, Mr. Norris.

It's been entertaining.

He's locked it from the inside.

There goes the claw.

And there goes the capitals of the world.

Not yet. Come on.

Where are we headed, Chuck?

We've got to find something that will get us up to that shuttle before the shooting starts.

Come on, Susie. We'll get a spaceship.

And where are we going to find one in Alaska?

Anchorage. They've got an old X-15 on display in a museum.

It's too dangerous, Chuck.

That space dinosaur hasn't been flown in 20 years.

I've got no choice, Pepper. Time's running out.

Get some rocket fuel from the Air Force Base and meet us at the Anchorage Museum.

Rocket fuel? Even Chuck Norris is gonna need the base commander's okay and a pile of paperwork.

How long will that take?

I figure about an hour. I'll get going for you.

Thanks.

But we don't have the time.

Hey, come back here.

Looks like the museum's closed.

How are we gonna get in?

We're gonna fly.

Let's go for it.

There's no way you'll fit down that, boss.

But I can do it. No sweat.

I'll let you in the front door.

I sure hope this works.

All right, Tommy. Put your shoulder into it.

Fill her up, mister?

Yeah, but forget the windows. He's in a hurry.

Stand clear.

Here goes nothing.

I'll be. This old bucket still works.

We have company.

Blast them!

I've gotta get out of here. And this fire extinguisher is just the ticket.

The rocket has been destroyed. The two hours are up. Prepare the fusion cannon.

Nice of them to open the doors for me. And I didn't even have to knock.

This must be the baby they're gonna blast the Earth with.

The reactor is primed.

The initial targets will be Washington, London, Moscow, Tokyo, and Beijing.

You can't use the fusion cannon. It's inhuman.

Watch me.

Full power in 30 seconds.

The world will remember this day!

The fusion cannon is at full power.

This low gravity comes in handy.

Norris!

Fire the fusion cannon!

You aren't firing anything, fella.

I want him.

Let's see you stop me from pushing that button.

No problem.

I'm tired of you, Norris.

It's time to settle our score.

I'm for that.

Chuck the firing button.

I'll be back, Norris.

Forget it. There's an escape capsule back there. You'll never catch him. He's gone.

I guess you can't have everything.

Mr. Director, it's all over.

Well, boss, you nailed the claw again.

I'd sure hate to be in Super Ninja's shoes.

What do you think the claw's gonna do to him?

He probably took him out behind the woodshed.

That was a close one.

The only reason we were able to stop the claw is because we were better trained.

Training requires a lot of self-control.

That means giving up a lot of things for a goal.

Like when Mom or Dad want you to do your homework now and watch TV later.

It may seem like nagging, but believe me, you'll thank them for it.

Think about it. Catch you next time.

Thanks for watching.

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